AAAAH, SOMETHING REMOTELY RELATED TO ACTA! Also, why?
Aaahaha, awesome. / Incidentally, "for the love of darkness" is now the greatest phrase ever.
AAAH! THE IMAGES! Brain bleach please.
aaand people photographed their gentinals for their icons
Aaaw cute! Ironically I just had duck for dinner. It was delicious.... *looks at duckling hungrily*
a baby burger can take down a fully grown man
A bare boob or somethin on every plate since 1999
A BASICALLY BAD DAY
I don't remember the last bad day I had, except that I frowned at it and shook my finger, saying "BAD! Bad Day!"
That spate of strong language made the day cower in the corner and stay out of my way. That angered me even more, since it had already ruined things.
My bad day started when I was awakened by my clock-radio-telephone. The alarm kicked the radio into an obnoxious news program and the phone buzzed stridently at 5 a.m. I struggled to answer, managing to damage the radio and scare away whoever it was who called. I struggled up to find I had captured a nasty summer cold overnight. The cat was yowling.
I scrambled out of the house to find the interior of the car soaking wet from an overnight rain. I ran out of gas a block from home.
So... Here I am at the "Bitter End." I'm smart enough not to have a drink. I come here merely to get some perspective on what bad days are, and to look voyeuristically at other poor souls who are also having one--well, two. They are having a bad day AND a drink.
There's a drunk guy banging on the door of this phone booth. He's uttering slurred phonemes at me with a look of crisp, acute rage. I think he's threatening me.
<creak> Whaddya want, buster?
Get offa the phone jerk!
No! I'm on long-distance!
I'm gonna pullyerbutt outta there fatface!
<I resist; push him back. He flails out of control, smashing a couple of tables.> Oh, oh....This is STILL a bad day!
A beer delayed is a beer denied.
A better question is...why is there any other kind of ice cream besides the banana-fudge bomb in the ice cream truck?
"A B G F D 6 Z umlout Q green 7 4 B X Y V I think you have HIV! I love to sing while I P, won't you please stop raping me!" After declaring I could name all 50 States.
a big ass stack of pancakes
A big birthmark on my leg, which would be the perfect way to identify my body if my head and hands are chopped off by a serial killer in order to confuse the police.
A book about about a fire cat. It was a cat that was basically a dalmation dog and rode around with fire fighters....
About a year ago, my dream stash was on an Ecco the Dolphin spree. Whales in the air. Whales in the sea. Whales looking like fleshy corpses at the bottom of the ocean and whales floating in the air, Miyazaki-style. / :/
about real crocodile might be impolite or offensive
About to have an American moment. I get macaroni or cheeseburger today
(about your pet wasp) you know that thing would lay eggs in your carcass if you died right
A boxy, shiny robot with CD eyes and a straw, wide-brim hat.
absolutely pounding a zip lock bag of cut up hot dogs in the portle potty
absolutely sickening please read
Abstract art.... genious, or the easy out?
<Abstruse> Bush: Iraq, you'd better get rid of your nuclear weapons or we'll bomb you! Iraq: We don't have any nuclear weapons. N Korea: We do. Bush: Well then get rid of your chemical weapons! Iraq: We don't have those either! N Korea: Ummm...we have nukes now. Bush: We KNOW you've got chemical and nuclear weapons! Get rid of them! Iraq: Even if we did, which we don't, we can't even hit the USA! N Korea: We can nuke California all we want.
<Abstruse> Bush: Shuddup North Korea, no one cares! Iraq, you'd BETTER disarm! Iraq: But we don't HAVE anything! N
Korea: Oh fuck it, blow up Los Angelas... Bush: Iraq, I'm warning you... *BOOM*
<doppelganger> bush: "we are sick and tired of your missiles hitting us, iraq...but we cant understand why they are flying in from the pacific ocean!" north korea: "he CAN'T be that stupid." saddam: apparently he is. i myself havent even made any missile that goes beyond walking distance."
A bud high is indescribable, desirable, laughable, and most of all, enjoyable.
a bully asked me if i wanted a "Hurts Donut" then one thousand ghouls phased through the floor and ceiling and began shitting on me
a BUSINESS, typing like an illiterate ten year old using the internet for the first time on furomz dat tlk lyk diz. WORST. BUSINESS. EVER.
"Abusing the Japanese Language"
A Cat, a Tree, and a New Word
There is a small rural town, somewhat northeast to the city of Niagara Falls, NY. One evening, a resident of the town called the local volunteer fire department to request assistance in removing their cat from a tree.
The fire department responded with a rescue truck which had an extension ladder. The tree, however, was too tall and willowy to support the weight of the extension ladder. Two of the firefighters supported the ladder while a third climbed high enough to tie a rope around the tree at about half its height.
The other end of the rope was tied to a trailer hitch on a pickup truck, with the truck slowly driven forward, forcing the tree to bend over. One firefighter was poised to grab the cat as soon as it was within his reach.
The knot securing the rope to the trailer hitch slipped free.
The cat was last seen airborne heading south toward the city of Niagara Falls, and was never seen again.
This incident adds a rather new definition to the word "catapult".
a cat died during childbirth, a cat was impaled on a wooden spike, a cat was gutted, multiple cats froze to death, and a fucking deaf kitten was eaten by a hawk.
A cat is not a cow if you didn't notice.
A cat. Since all I do is sit around and be loved.
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence (AUDI)
Acceptable hair colors include neon pink, neon green, neon blue, neon neon, fluorescent neon, orange, and any color you can find by opening a random cannister of Kool Aid in your local grocery store.
accidentally caused myself to get a stomach ache by vividly imagining myself eating the burger i was planning on having for dinner tomorrow
According to Gloria Tesch, they do.
According to Japanese legend dragons come from koi. Koi are baby dragons that swim up to the mountains of Japan where they mature into dragons. Legend says nothing about some teen being a part of the dragon life cycle.
According to my best recollection, I don't remember.
acctually me family is all natural. We dont use cars, we walk and bike every where. we live in a small town with all forests so mowing the lawn doesnt matter. becasue there is a small town we only have the news on the tv, witch we never use except for storms, we dont have a phone and im rarley on the computer so i think i have that covered. And yes they would kill in front of ppl if they are being threatened so yea wolves kill but only when nessicary.
a certain troll in the forums not getting banned yet
ACH, REALLY?!?!?!? there are free servers for Ragnarok??!? OMG, this is the COMMENT OF THE YEAR! :trophy: thanks for the suggestion buddy!!!!! :hug:
A Christian Response to Dungeons & Dragons: The Catechism of the New Age
"a christian telling me I'm going to hell is like a hippie threatening to punch me in my aura."
activate the otter signal
Act like you know the order taker from somewhere. Say, "Bed-Wetters' Camp, right?"
Actor needed for emotional role – One day high pay
Actually a faggot is a small meatball or a bundle of sticks.
Actually, Cows are contributing massively to global warming, because their farts contain large amounts of greenhouse gasses. TRUE.
Actually Die Eier Von Satan is for Hash cookies, so unless Maynard had one hella cool grandma, I doubt it was hers.
Actually Doctor Pepper is the guy who created it. What you're drinking is really Pepper's Monster
Actually having read any of the major religious texts before sounding off? That'd take far too long :D
Actually I am an atheist and since I am an atheist then you must not exist God.
Actually, I'm a potato, so... / Oh god somehow I read that as pot-ah-toe
actually im not gonna comment on the rest of your stupid post cause it pisses me off to much one last thing you are a parasite should i kill you?
Actually, in some places it now is, thanks to "quality" books such as "The Fault in our Stars".
There are now people who want to get CANCER so they can "get in a cute relationship".
Actually, I see something strange every day. We live next door to two (MALE) dogs... and let's just say it's a scenario close to that dolphin sex you're talking about. :bleh:
Actually it does. You have sodium and chlorine, mixing them makes salt. And taking in sodium or chlorine, but not both, doesn't mean you took salt. Analogy. TWT
Actually, I think they downed vodka and some sort of barbiturate after putting bags over their heads. / They drank the lemonade to shit their brains out. Cosmmmiiiicccc.
actually its really sad we cant do inconsequential cartoon violence to eachother its not fair me and my friends cant throw bombs at eachother and put eachother through a giant cheese grater and toss eachother off cliffs
Actually, I've come across some of that crap before, and....basically they shit babies >:I
actually... mosquitos kill more humans than.... well... people.
actually near the end of pregnacy the baby and mother start to fight because the baby doesn't want to leave.
Actually nope its a pure bread wolf it was a runt but still a wolf and ive got government pappers to prove it and mt mom was gonna get a wallaby and a hawk if I wasnt born she might have even been the next Jack Hanna
And have you ever thought that the animals you kill even bugs have a mind to they think they love they may not be as smart as us but they still have lives and a family and IF we wernt the the top species... like lets say you were a lightning bug and you had a family and kids and some ignorant kid traped you in a jar and kept you in his house and you died. not fun isnt it.
Actually nope its a pure bread wolf it was a runt but still a wolf and ive got government pappers to prove it and mt mom was gonna get a wallaby and a hawk if I wasnt born she might have even been the next Jack Hanna / yah yah yah I messed up on that... but thta would be hillariouse now that I think of it a wolf made out of bread :D but you knew what I meant
Actually, there are 10 billion people on Earth.
Actually, wolves used to be a lot larger than us. We naturally feared them and stayed away, but some people were not as lucky.
Adamn and eve were'nt tricked by a snake, it was a dinosaur.
A day without sunshine is like, night.
add another clove of garlic im not driving
Additional sources:
On Tuesday nights (class nights), I also have a quad grande cappuccino at Beaners around 4pm, plus a 32oz Diet Coke from Chipotle with dinner around 7.
a dead horse hates to see me coming
Adeldee: Some of you down there, cool your tits. It's not like it says "everyone is ugly". There ARE ugly people there who are so ugly, you'd kill them just because of it. Ugliness is a sin and God help you if you dare go out in public. Have you a nice day!!
Adeldee: Indeed it's not. It's either God or the genetics of your ancestors. Many possibilities, my friend.
orinkuu: If ugliness is a sin, then I'm proudly ugly.
Adeldee: Hah! I just wrote that out of worthless trolling. I like how it played out to others.
a demiurge is when you kind of want something
<AdmiralPJ> I can predict things before they happen
<AdmiralPJ> yes i know
<ari> That's precognition, not telepathy
<ari> Ah, damnit...
<ari> Good one
Admittedly, I don't know enough about Aerosmith to know they and Tyler are connected :iconslowpokeplz:
a dragon a dragon i swear i saw a dragon
adulthood involves green bell peppers in some way I think
Advertisements by sexyfur, zetacreations, raplab, and little fluffy's do-it-yourself SPH kits.
A fairly tall fan. I feel confident I can kill you with it. My question is why did you turn into a bunny?
A farmer had 17 sheep. All but one died. How many were left? ONE.
a fetid school of dung-guppies spilled into the churning maelstrom.
A firm, businesslike handjob
A forum thread is like ADD. In less than 5 minutes, I guarantee it'll be completely distr- OOH, PANSIES!
A forum thread is like an aquarium fish. Anyone can feed it and take care of it, but it still dies in a week anyway.
a forum thread is like a penis, it gets longer when people are excited.
A freak is someone who would slice his stomach open with one hand and jack off with the other whilst taking a dump in the middle of a busy road, buck-naked. Not someone who has a liking for something as dumb as cold weather.
a friendly moo
a friend of mine actually went and had the same tatoo done(that time thingy) wannabe dick:D
After 4 years of hardwood floor restoration, I had a body of steel which was very wicked looking and full of bulging muscles.
After a Catholic service, stand outside and tell Polish jokes. When someone points out that Pope John Paul II came from Poland, act embarrassed.
After a long hard day of throwing rocks at orphans, tearing the wings off of baby chicks and sucking trucker cock at the Waffle House for $5 a load (mention this ad and get a second for 1/2 off), I like to think back to my childhood and cut myself. Following that, but before I cry myself to sleep, I work on my site. Below, in probably chronological order, are all the updates I have made.
After a LOT of tests and scientific research / me and Scratch can safely say that the ebst go-faster stripes are made with squirty cream / powdered sugar just goes everywhere / dont get me started on icing
After an hour of searching, my brain, which can't remember a telephone number for ten seconds or what type of blood I have, suddenly sprang to life and announced, "the word 'lonely' was misspelled towards the end of the story."
<@Afterglow> what's the point of irc anyway
<@Afterglow> everyone idles
< destruct> the "point" is that if you take the third word spoken on the second tuesday of every month of the the third person down in each channel you visit on irc, they will form a description of the path to the lost city of atlantis
after look at most of your stamps i realized something and that is.........MY GENERATION IS DOOMED , DOOMED I SAY DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEDDDDDDD
After ordering, say, "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
After reading about the health benefits of drinking urine, I've given it a lot of thought and decided to take the plunge. Yep, I'm going to become a pee drinker. This is a big decision, I know, so I decided to make an event of it. I'm inviting a few friends over for a dinner party--so we can all drink pee together. I'm planning to serve Rosemary Chicken, garlic mashed potatoes, and a warm spinach salad on the side. What goes better with this meal? Light or dark piss? I've heard that you *only* serve dark pee with beef and light pee with fish and poultry. True? Please advise. I don't want to look like some weirdo. Thanks.
AFTER YOU COMPLETE YOUR ONLINE DEGREE (IN 8 MONTHS OR LESS), I WILL SEND YOU A HOT AMATEUR MP3 THAT WILL CONSOLIDATE YOUR DEBT USING ONLINE AUCTIONS.
A furry that thinks they are a baby, so their furry character wears diapers and pees and poops all the time. 8I
Again, HOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW do you do it?
Again?! Man, I can't leave god alone for two seconds these days without him ending up stuck in something. / I should be thankful. Last week he got his arm stuck in a vending machine.
Age 7 and 400 pounds!
age regressing by 5 minutes so i can remember what i was just asked to do
age regressing to 2 years old but i was an especially erudite and articulate baby so you don't even notice
A girl can be a handsome fella. This is obvious
a (glow in the dark) seal
a gnat just beat me up and left me in a ditch
Agnostic Cock Worship: It is impossible to know what cock is.
*a gong bangs when I enter the room even though I'm white* Hey guys
A good friend of mine's mom asked him while he was on the phone with me if I put on a fursuit and jerked off. Good times :D
Agreed! I hate when people call furries "dog fuckers"
Agreed, I smell the lie too. Albeit, you can catch Hemophoratic perophonobial scrotem syndrom again... or that sickness that turns you into a vampire.
agree, is more than a epic fantasy adventure a emo very false plto adventure
a grenade is a small easily startled animal
("a group dedicated to a beautiful cat girl with no arms or legs")
A GUIDE TO GREEN PANTHER LIVING
Written by: Mark Fury
FOUNDER OF THE MARXIST FURY ACTION GROUP
(Disclaimer- Any reference to violent acts such as: hanging, lynching,
shooting, kneecapping, firebombing, killing, maiming, destorying, assasinating
or other such graphic descriptions are purely used to describe the neccesity
for action against the Middle and Upper Class. They are not serious. [...] Remember, brothers, we still have freedom of
speech. Viva La Revelucion!!) -- SOSHUTUP! zine #1
A guy goes a-shooting at Saguaro cacti; hits one. It falls and kills him!
Aham... he's dead since 1989.
ah a mighty chair of doom!
Ah, blackouts. They don't teach that in the sex ed vids.
Ah, but imagine the possibilities!! Wizards live for big meals....and...magic..but mostly big meals!And smoking, don't forget that! And the only computer, HEX, is...er... well "OUT OF CHEESE ERROR" makes sense to you? And Death likes cats.
Ah, doesn't matter as long as I picture your "record-based" ass being hung out to dry while I whistle a merry tune.
a heatwave is a type of ancient curse
ahhh...so we are stricly limited to people in our judgement. I guess picking out your team in dodgeball is heresy.
A highschooler is coming to your house for dinner. They are on the debate team. They have just read Nietzsche. There is nothing you can do about it
Ah, n00bs, you never cease to amuse me.
Ah, naked mole-rats. Bizarre creatures that look like they were spawned specifically for scaring people afraid of rodents.
ah okay sexhy pirate? or ninja. dependant on which way you sway
AH. ONCE AGAIN IM RAKED THRU THE COALS AND TORTURED TO DEATH FOR HAVING A NORMAL PERSONS OPINON. FUCK OFF
A horror story about soul eating demons who spawn from the depths of the ocean to devour the innocents on the beach?
Ahoy there my fellow troper and fellow anti-vore activist!
Ah, Red Vs. Blue, I shall miss thee... / May these words live on forever in infamy: "Son of a bitch!"
ah, so a pressure cooker is a device now? Cool. That was to be my exapnded explanation.
Ah, the simplicity of the young adult's mind. It's always "Go for the boobs!" and rarely "I should do my homework" and never "I should study for those tests/exams".
Ah... the techie shame :crying: ;)
a humans a human you do what you can and thats it.
Ah, very well. So it shall be done, as three is the magic number. But remember, they're not boobs!!! I iz a man.
Aids is from the 1930's? Anyway that guy was a quack.
A: I'm a guy.
B: I don't know but I can get an idea. besides, what is pain compared to the live that you given a spark to?
Airenu-ish: Please do everyone a favor and stop breathing.
SapphiresFlame: *holding breath* .. better? Now get to your own business will you? I'm not talking to you
<ajax> Some people...have the idea that evolution is a fucking system of...
<ajax> "oh i need flippers, i'd better grow some" type bullshit. :P
<ajax> It's more like "Oh shit look at that freak over there with the flippers hahaha OH SHIT I AM DROWNING OH GOD SAVE ME FLIPPER BOY".
<AJK> puff da magic hard drive lived near drive B: sorta near the power sply in a tower owned by me
A lady came in for a checkup before an after her baby was born. The second time, she excitedly said, "I named the baby after a name I heard in your office. Klamydia!" They then had to explain to her exactly what that was.
Alah told him to raise taxes? Btw nice new avatar.
alarm goes off ah another day to promote libertarianism!! bolts upright in bed, bonking my head on the top bunk which knocks me out cold
ALBINO WOLVES, THOSE ARE TOTALLY FOUND ALL OVER THE PLACE- ESPECIALLY WITH BLUE EYES. VERY COMMON.
''ALDESGJRGGRKHGYRJPODI WOLVES R INNNNNOOCCCEEENT U HATER I WUS A WOLF B4 ND MY PACK NEVER KILLS PEOPLESSDDD I <3 WOLFFFDFDRXGSSSS''
A letter to my dead girlfriend - m4w
A lettuce crunch is just in no way as satisfying as the crunch of a hard taco shell. Combine that with beans, meat, cheese, and lots of hot sauce and you have an orgasm.
<Algorithms> I just threw a squirrel carcass in a cardboard box and installed NetBSD on it.
ALIAS CHOP /me drops a 20 ton canary on $0 .. -- IRC action-alias script by PosterBoy, 1994
ALIAS DOZE {
me is dozing on his keyboard ..
say nbxjhvanvjnv0lkejy
me wakes up ..
} -- IRC action-alias script by PosterBoy, 1994
ALIAS DROP /me drops a 50 foot redwood on $0 .. -- IRC action-alias script by PosterBoy, 1994
ALIAS ZAP /me zaps $0 with his 1.5 Megawatt probe .. -- IRC action-alias script by PosterBoy, 1994
alien creature I created for art class
ALLAHU AKBAR YEPEPEPEPEPEPEEEPEEEEPEPEPEPEPEPEP They're dumb as fuck. Libya was way better off with Gaddafi.
All America ever does is complain about student loans. They never do anything.
All animals have the potential to kill someone if you make it mad enough. So thank you, all animals have the potential to kill someone or something. People say "No a cat could never kill me!!" Five years later they're dying in the hospital with scratches all over them and dying from blood loss and cat scratch fever, people should realize this!
Please everyone read this comment and don't deny it, most anything can kill you. People also act like raccoons won't do a thing, my aunt had a cat that was her little baby and he was roaming around at night and was killed by a raccoon! People are so dumb. They need to make society a little smarter and tell them "Anything can kill you." Freaking the common cold used to kill people!!
Allan is the new Tumbles The Stairdragon, who was in turn the new Nekobe. / ALL THIS HAS HAPPENED BEFORE AND IT IS GOING TO HAPPEN AGAIN
"All Art is Quite Useless"
all beverages should cost one dollar when i want them
All books are funny. You're quite funny too- burn in hell.
all dogs bite i have a corgi he bite hard i had to get a tap for my arm!
all hot dog fans are damn excited for the next condiment reveal for barbeque
All I Can Think About Is Playing With Myself
All I did was tell you that you could get banned by telling someone to kill themselves (jumping off a clif usuall would indicate a want to end ones own life) and saying that if they don't you'll find them and chop them up with an ax.
All in all, I think it's safe to say human food stinks until it's fully prepared, be it animal, vegetable or mineral.
All it takes is to just bribe politicians to get them to vote your way. Sorry, did I say "Bribe"? I meant "Lobbying".
ALL MY YES!
I thought I was the only one! Thankyouthankyouthankyouthank--*shot*
ALL NEW -- The software is not compatible with previous versions.
ADVANCED DESIGN -- Upper management doesn't understand it.
BREAKTHROUGH -- It nearly booted on the first try.
NEW -- It comes in different colors from the previous version.
DESIGN SIMPLICITY -- It was developed on a shoe-string budget.
EXCLUSIVE -- We're the only ones who have the documentation.
FIELD TESTED -- Manufacturing doesn't have a test system.
FOOLPROOF OPERATION -- All parameters are hard coded.
FUTURISTIC -- It only runs on the next-generation supercomputer.
HIGH ACCURACY -- All the directories compare.
IT'S HERE AT LAST -- We've released a 26-week project in 48 weeks.
MAINTENANCE FREE -- It's impossible to fix.
MEETS QUALITY STANDARDS -- It compiles without errors.
PERFORMANCE PROVEN -- It works through beta test.
REVOLUTIONARY -- The disk drives go round and round.
SATISFACTION GUARANTEED -- We'll send you another copy if it fails.
STOCK ITEM -- We shipped it once before, and we can do it again, probably.
UNMATCHED -- It's almost as good as the competition.
UNPRECEDENTED PERFORMANCE -- Nothing ever ran this slow before.
YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT -- We finally got one to work.
all night i want to spray my stink on you
All of humanity has LOST THE GAME!!!
All of the children simultaneously fold their Happy Meal boxes into unsettling tribal masks
All of them are fucking crap. You should burn your cd's and then you should burn yourself. Then listen to some proper music.
All of your friends have an @ in their names
Allow me to applogise on behalf of Ashamed Britians Anonymous
All printers go to hell no matter what
All Quiet On The Frontal Lobe
All Right! Big Evil is in da house!
All right, look up from your computer and look around the room. In exactly two minutes, a pack of three ravenous velociraptors will burst into the room and attack. How will you survive and/or escape?
All sexists are homosexuals who are in denial. You can't truly hate the opposite sex if you're attracted to them. Come here. :lick:
all sorts of folk love cummin
All their names are the same plus a number at the end of it. That's England for ya :XD:
All the punching. I want to do all the punching right now.
All these people are walking into the room in a long line, slow like a funeral march. They're coming through that dark hole and they all have black things on but you can't see their faces because they have these big hoods. Everyone's carrying a kitten.
all the threads you make turn into flamefests centered on you / therefore / everyone else in the world is a dick / qed
All this was calmly explained to me by someone at a club whose pupils were so dilated that he looked like a caucasian that had just stepped out of a japanese cartoon.
all two of my toes
all UFO caused by me
All we need now is Deidara blowing up PETA Headquarters
All you heathen children are going against your lord and savior Arceus, you will rot in the pits of the Distor- PRAISE GENESECT ALL HAIL GENESECT THE GREATEST LEGENDARY OF ALL TIME
A lot of people wish death by car accident upon me because of this site. Well let me tell you witty, insensitive, unoriginal pricks something, the jokes on you. I'm prepared. I've stolen like 5 "Jason" crosses from my pics, along with a ton of plastic flowers, I've picked a peck of pinwheels and have a pile of american flags so huge it would make George Washington puke on Abraham Lincoln's tits. So bring on the motherfucking karma, I'm ready. Mine is going to be the biggest tastelessest, plasticky memorial ever. I'm getting into heaven or reincarnated as a cow for sure. Oh, and Irony; you can suck my dick. And I have an asshole for you to lick Poetic Justice.
Alpha chick you have been spotted!! fire emergency escape rocket and get the hell outta their now!!! go go go sound of rocket engine....end transmission
alright Boys i just spent seven years on a dumpster diving voyage across South America and i got some nice Finds for YA , lets take a look:
Alright do it, I hope you will die too then C: Conversation over? Good! thank god XD byes!
alright. ill cast firearm i acquired illegally
Alright. Sorry for getting all up in your face and all. That was rude of me. And it was a joke? I'm sorry again, I can't tell whether someone is joking online or not...I have my disadvantages of being online.11
“Alright, that's it. I'm done with this game! I'd rather press my face against a hippopotamus' butt while it muck-spreads! That's when a hippo takes a shit; rather than allowing the shit to drop from its anus, it presses its tail against its ass crack, waving it back and forth, shredding the shit all over the place! That's as much fun as this game is; like putting a turd in a fan or a bandsaw. You just don't do it.”
Alright.. that's the stupidiest thing I've ever heard in my life XDDD
I can't stop laughing XDD
Whoever (girl or boy) did what you said.. FUCK YOU!! You deserved to die you fucking murderer ;)
HAHAHA XDD
Alrite for a person to totaly appreciate a story u hve to experiance it in mre than 1 medium.
Also ahahahahahahahahahaha seriously, it's 2011 and you're going with the "OH YEAH WELL YOU GUYS ARE JUST A BUNCH OF UNEMPLOYED NERDS IN YOUR MOM'S BASEMENT" burn? Oh furries~
Also, because of complaints I've recieved, scat and watersports may not be included. Sorry to those that like 'em, but this isn't the place.
also have the "furry lifestyle habits" including those that he has posted but also hissing or growling when i'm pissed, heighted sensed, excellent visibility in the dark, love of meat, tendencies to bite or claw when i need to defend myself, and high intelligence.
Also helps when people are stoned and/or on whatever medication is prescribed to them.
Also: HI I'M A FUTURE IMAGE MACRO
Also I heard, if you draw a pentagram on your butt using apple juice during the lunar eclipse, you will be able to summon some very powerful demons. / How to control them, well, ... good luck!
Also I know a girl who just used pregnancy to get big breasts and then got an abortion, She ended up with saggy breasts so she kinda failed xD
Also, im not a werewolf either, im telling the truth and i have a reputation of honestity and also i have that charming charisma that makes everyone to like me ^^
Also I never knew human beings had pre-ejaculation fluid. Infact I'm pretty sure they don't, well the men anyways.
Also, it is implied by the way you structured your sentences that there are times that you enjoy vomiting in the middle of the night.
also, it means you eat too much pork and are a whore. take a loan or something, that's what they say to me all the time in and on the internet.
Also keep in mind that Samus lives in a world that is so badass that it's considered acceptable practice to shoot doors just to signal them to open. XD
(Also kinda silly but people say I act like a wolf and there not kidding because my senses are insane XD I can hear stuff from a long ways a way, smell stuff from a long ways a way and see in the dark. Also people say I can howl like a real wolf. I even do that at my cabin and they howl back.)
Also lol at the irony of Marybitch.
Also, question... If I am sexually immature because I am not interested in having sex, does that makes someone culinarily immature if they are not interested in eating watermelon?
Also, regarding smoking before working, I take it you've never been to a Waffle House.
Also stuff like that "One Missed Call" movie....it was shit but the cat got eaten by a fish pond :noes:
Also, when I was in Scotland I discovered they batter EVERYTHING! Even pizza and Irn Bru! (Yes, Irn Bru! They have a wee pouch of batter, pour in the Irn Bru, plug it and then fry it! Eeewwww)
Also, would you say "creamy torrents of man fox seed" or "pearly torrents of man fox seed?" Please advise.
Also, you are way above the parameters for a crappy-flavored jackass.
Also your icon is gross and stupid!!!
Alternately, a christmas cactus has sprouted out of his anus.
ALTHOUGH THERE IS A GREAT DEAL OF SENTIMENTAL VALUE I HAVE COME TO TERMS WITH THIS TRANSACTION AND WISH THE TACK WELL IN IT'S JOURNEY.
Although your parents were obviously Pro Life, somewhere along the line you joined the Pro Death Movement. Please explain the traumatic experience that turned you against Life and led you to the idea that a quick death before birth is the way to reach your goals..thanks! Please discuss
Always a sad day when ya fav kicks get demoted to 'Yard Work Shoes'. Today is that day for one of mine. Any words of positivity are appreciated
Always cook your grasshoppers ... tape worms ya know.
ALWAYS REMEMBER: THE NIGHT IS DARKEST JUST BEOFRE IT KEEPS GOING FOREVER
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
a man and his pet fox snook
A man builds a house with four sides. Each side has a southern exposure. A bear comes by. What color is the bear? WHITE (A POLAR BEAR)
a mans gotta eat and hot dogs are cheap- unknown poet warrior
amazingly69: yes, i am
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Again?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: And my boobs were on opposite sides of my body
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: And then you raped me cybersexually!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: And there is no cure!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: A paralyzed vegetable on a hotel room bed?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Are you intersted in the workings of a hive?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Are you intersted in the workings of a hive?
saiyanz01: depend
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What if it was a SEXY hive?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Are you sure? I am terrifying looking. The center of my face is a black abyss from which no light or hope can escape
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Are you sure? I am terrifying looking. The center of my face is a black abyss from which no light or hope can escape
amazingly69: yes, i am
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: As you lay on the ground, paralyzed for life, your neck broken and blood pouring out of your ears, the damage starts to affect your brain.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: (b cup)
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Because of the legend of Cooter Joe.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Before I am a drooling retard in a wheelchair just having sex all day?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Blink
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Blink!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Blink?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Blink blink
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Blink blink!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Blinkblink
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: But I won't be pretty!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: But my dad plans to beat me to death with a shovel at the end of the night.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: But what if my eyes were popped out and my lips were drooling and flapping, Where would the spark and twinkle be?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Cerebral palsy
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Cerebral palsy is very bad!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: (chicken and biscuits)
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: (communism and capitalism)
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Does this mean my baby will not be eleven feet tall and breathe fire?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Does this mean my baby will not be eleven feet tall and breathe fire?
j_dunlevy_69: no he won't
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Even if I am in a wheelchair peeing into a plastic bag?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Even if I was peeing or drooling or something?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Even if my eyes popped out of my retard head?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Feeling like love inside me?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: First one
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: For you to stick your tiny cock into whenever you please?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Give it to me!
firehawk906: (puts dick in pussy)
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Again?
firehawk906: yea
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: (up and down)
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: (in and out)
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: (left and right)
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: (communism and capitalism)
firehawk906: (up and down)
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: (ike and tina)
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: (snake and bacon)
firehawk906: ohh baby
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: (chicken and biscuits)
firehawk906: oh baby yea
firehawk906: oh baby u want it hard?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Let me guess?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: (UP AND DOWN)
firehawk906: oh baby scream
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Where is your penis again? I forgot.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Good, I'm glad you're finally admitting you don't care about women.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: He'd cut it open and we'd climb into the chest cavity and snuggle.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Here comes the sexy part!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: He won't come out without a fight, I'll tell you that much!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Hold on!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: How do you plan to lure him out of my vagina? He has a home entertainment center set up in my cervix!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: How do you plan to lure him out of my vagina? He has a home entertainment center set up in my cervix!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: He won't come out without a fight, I'll tell you that much!
jcatfan: i will get him and let u decide on the furniture
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am becoming retarded and horny
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am fine, kind of itchy
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am flopping around on the bed like a gutted fish!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am having a sexy seizure!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am homeschooled
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am inside all day
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I can't think anymore
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I could only blink as you thrusted your feeble tool in and out of my flaccid, unresponsive vagina!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I don't get pregnant, though, because I'm on the pill. You die. I win the match! Hooray! I am the champion!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I don't have pictures of my mangled, wrecked pussy!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I don't have pictures of my mangled, wrecked pussy!
paolo1031: is it that bad?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: (ike and tina)
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I'm going to get raped by a bunch of strangers to further my father's art career and you're worried that I'm going to get cold?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I'm going to get raped by a bunch of strangers to further my father's art career and you're worried that I'm going to get cold?
hrdazsteele: well you health is most important after all
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: But my dad plans to beat me to death with a shovel at the end of the night.
hrdazsteele: oh my dear lord
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: (in and out)
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Into the atmosphere?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I thought you wanted ME, not photos!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I thought you wanted to have sex with me, now you say you would never do it?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: It hurts so much!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: It is terrible!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: It made me really horny
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: It's hot and dark
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I was blinking and you interperted it as consent
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I was paralyzed!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I will become deformed
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I will be very soon!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I will go to the kitchen and cut it off
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: (keep going! i am close to orgasm!)
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Keep going! Vaginal lubrication is leaking out of the splayed, tattered folds of my cuncun.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Keep going! Vaginal lubrication is leaking out of the splayed, tattered folds of my cuncun.
paolo1031: i am going to have to push it up your butt!
paolo1031: do you wanted?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: WHAT?????
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: No, you have to keep going! You were doing so good!
paolo1031: well their is no pussy action!!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Kind of
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: (left and right)
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Let me guess?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Let's try it! Practice!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Like it becomes not deformed anymore?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Like me blinking my eyes
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Like they get cured and can walk?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Like when you shine a flashlight at them?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Like you love me for who I am?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: My brain is becoming diseased and all I want is sex
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: My family is going to sue your wedgie british arse off
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: My last boyfriend broke up with me yesterday.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: My last boyfriend broke up with me yesterday.
jcatfan: why
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Because of the legend of Cooter Joe.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: My nerves are becoming paralyzed
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: My old boyfriend would kill a bear, and bring it over to my house.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: My old boyfriend would kill a bear, and bring it over to my house.
teddybear77040: sure
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: He'd cut it open and we'd climb into the chest cavity and snuggle.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: It made me really horny
teddybear77040: bet
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: My other pics look bad because they were taken after I got sick
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: My palsy will set in and then scum like you will rape me all the time
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: My vagina produces eggs at the rate of forty per lunar cycle.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: My vagina produces eggs at the rate of forty per lunar cycle.
saiyanz01: ok you confuse me now
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Well, I can't mail you my whole body, but I can mail you my pussy
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Well, I can't mail you my whole body, but I can mail you my pussy
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I will go to the kitchen and cut it off
andy_123_kid: no i mean photos!!!!!!!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I thought you wanted ME, not photos!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: WHAT?????
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What if I couldn't talk?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What if it was a SEXY hive?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What is a varina? And what is wte?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What would you do next?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Where is your penis again? I forgot.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Why have you become so angry? I wanted to be your close sex friend
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Will it cure me?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Will it cure me in time?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Would you still hump me if i was deformed?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Wow!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Wow! And you would love me that much?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Wow! Like finding Jesus?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yeah, but wait - the SEXY PART is coming soon!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yeah, but wait - the SEXY PART is coming soon!
buffbagwell99_2000: k cool
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: As you lay on the ground, paralyzed for life, your neck broken and blood pouring out of your ears, the damage starts to affect your brain.
buffbagwell99_2000: k
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You see beautiful colors dancing in front of your eyes as you lose control of your bowels. A hot jet of shit shoots down your leg as you feel your body dying.
buffbagwell99_2000: k
buffbagwell99_2000: then what im brain dead
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Here comes the sexy part!
buffbagwell99_2000: r u typing??
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Hold on!
buffbagwell99_2000: k
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You die. As you die, your penis hardens and shoots a thin coil of sperm through a rip in my wrestling tights. It trickles into my vagina!
buffbagwell99_2000: oh BABY!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I don't get pregnant, though, because I'm on the pill. You die. I win the match! Hooray! I am the champion!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yes, I will send them tomorrow, I have to call police now!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You are so nice
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You did!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You die. As you die, your penis hardens and shoots a thin coil of sperm through a rip in my wrestling tights. It trickles into my vagina!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You humped a retard who couldn't lift her arms to defend herself!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You know what I mean, right?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You raped my unresponsive retarded corpse!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You rapist
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Your what?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You said retards need cock too!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You see beautiful colors dancing in front of your eyes as you lose control of your bowels. A hot jet of shit shoots down your leg as you feel your body dying.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You would spit the holy grogan of the Pope on the floor?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You would spit the holy grogan of the Pope on the floor?
ninnnu2000: yes
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: That is a mortal sin!
A McSpicy, just so you know, is a McSpicy
a meba is almost like a really really small anermal but not quite
america has so many small shitty buildings
america in all likelihood invented eating in your car
AMERICA IS FAT BECUZ WE EAT GERMANYS SAUSAGE, ITALYS BREAD, FRANCES PASTRIES, SPAINS BURRITOS, UMM THAT OTHER COUNTRIES HUMMUS, AND ENGLANDS TEA !!!!! FYI
American Beer Oh my god! Beer worse than Budweiser?
Definitely so. Avoid this, oh god, please avoid this. (note:
roughtly $6.00 a case if that means anything). PUKING FACTOR: 70 -- Whatever Ramblings beer reviews zine
american isn't a language? it should be :P
American public schools suck ass!! We are the 50th worse in the world if i remember right but I cant be certain.
“americans don’t know anything about history” yeah dude thats like two million burgers ago
americans love to eat a meal alone in a parked car
Americans, we have Photoshop. The Russians who don't, they do what they can.
AMERICA REALLY DEAD THIS TIME. I MEAN IT. ALL NATIONS UNITE TO DONATE BILLIONS OF TONS OF DIRT TO GIVE A PROPER BURIAL TO OUR DEAD COUNTRY
America's addiction to big cars is more of a problem if you ask me. They continue to get bigger and bigger, I'm sorta surprised that more people don't actually drive buses
AMERICA SHOULD MAKE MARINES RAISED FROM 7 years old !
AMERICA SHOULD MAKE MARINES RAISED FROM 7 years old ! -- Knight-Sgt. Reyes
america the Fuck-State proves once again that ti is bullshit, by locking innocent Toilets in most prison cells without trial
Am I entitled to fucking bitches and getting money, at least? I hope I am..
Am I good? Feels like I should drop this and stop dreaming
Am I just a vane psycosnatch?
A military husband lets his family know that he'll be home for Christmas (in a bodybag!!)
Am I Mentally Instable?
am i supposed to think this is hella funny
am i the only filipino furry here
Am I the only one here who's missing his psychoses? XD The world was more fun those days even if it was a hell of a time lol
am I the only one who gets mad at modern art.
am i the only person being scared of asses or something
am not an amoeba but i believe in their beliefs
A Modest Proposal anyone????!!!!
amon tobin's: a day in my garden. is fucking awesome. its all nice and bossa nova like and then the storm hits and starts raining amen breaks.
A mosquito has escaped from the zoo
A mouse allergic to cheese.. that's mildly amusing, and a fun little fact!
Amputate everything above the feet
Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
amusing ourselves to death
Amy_Lynne.: Oh you hate your job? Theres a support group for that, its called EVERYBODY and they meet at the bar.
an ant carrying a crumb across the road has caused a 3 mile traffic jam
Anarchy: You steal a doughnut.
an armored command unit stomps into to my 360
<ancho> do girls like it if you stick your hand up there ass??
<ancho> hurry plz.. im in the middle of something
and above all, don't delete my collection of pr0n mpeg's. i'll need them when you give up on me, in about 5 minutes.
And after the "CRUNCH" they had Goatse cookies!
And all it could say, through it's bloody little fangs.....was..."TAKE A TRANSFER...TAKE A TRANSFER!!!!!" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!! this is in or around Massive Botched Transfer Attempt post id: 34813515
and also gay sex
and also your icon grosses me out...
And a mighty PWN was struck. :D
and a redbox, spread our culture
And as much fun as they are, and as useful as they are for helping you to weed out who you want to read about, I will never include a picture gallery because I have severe paranoia.
. . . and bathed in the blood of ten billion virgins. Therefore, my brothers. . .
And because amazignly noone has said it yet.. / (Does to the Mickey Mouse song) / F* F* F* a duck / Screw a kangaroo / Fingerbang an orangutang / Support your local zoo!
and btw, your avatar is kinda grossing me out
and buddy? i'm about to start seasoning
And cows. We should praise cows too. And sheep... and fish... but chickens, wow! What guys!
And even things like cows have killed people, like MURDERED THEM. Lol.
You might as well be saying that women have testicles.
Which is ridiculous.
x3
And every black cat named Shadow[suffix] and white cat named Light[suffix], right?
and finally, if I murder him on the plane while in the air, what state has jurisdiction ?
And fire. If God wanted us to be warm and see in the dark, we would have been born with fur coats and nightvision. Fire goes against the will of God.
And for all you people out there that go out killing wolves for the fun of it, or to sell their fur coats : Get a life you F****** Idiots. Maybe you should spell IDTENT (I D TEN T ) but replace the Ten with 10. That explains you.
"And for my closing comments, I regret my earlier trolling statements about vorarephiles-you know, the ones about pouring hydrochloric acid on them and using them as alternative fuel. "
And for my next trick, I will show thousands of strangers online my descent into madness.
And George Bush caused Hurricane Katrina by standing out in the gulf and blowing with his lungs.
And hats! We could go into merchandising and make millions! We're going to be rich! Rich, I tell you! RIIIICH! :evillaugh:
(and he stays crunchy in milk,too)
And hey, what university student (subtle boast, well inserted) gets kept awake by a 'over stimulated' bunny that keeps jumping on your bed?
And I also do it to scare the shit out of people. Once my mom said I sounded realistic,so I decided to do it for scaring as well.
...and I continued to shoot flying pigs until I was knocked out. I woke up at...
And if god is outside time, then God never had the time to create time / I say it when I am outside the Time offices.
. . . and if Samus reached Master Chief as he was sleeping in his cryotube, she could kill him dead instantly, what's your point?
And if you catch that David guy prowling around the garbage cans again, you know where the shotgun is.
"And if you don't think drugs did anything for us, I want you to go home right now, take all of your records and CDs, and burn them. Because the musicians that made that music? Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreally fuckin' high on drugs"
...and if you gaze into the Abyss, the Abyss gazes also into you.
And I'm having those brains on toast with ketchup.
ANd i'm the best evidence thats people are ugly xD
And in all honestly, all it would take is for it to GROWL at me and I'd get the hint so fast, all that would be left would be my dust outline!!
and in the servers massive right hand was a hammer, a hammer no mortal could wield. it is a hammer of legend which makes mere men meek in its presences, it is THE BAN HAMMER! / It comes standard with all servers, the manufacturer even puts in a cup holder...
and it's not a surprise unless you say rape XD
AND I WILL LIKE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON OK SO THAT I CAN SAND THE MONEY TO YOU OK
AND I WILL LIKE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON OK SO THAT I CAN SAND THE MONEY TO YOU OK ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Balwinderjit Dhaliwal Date: Feb 28, 2006 8:14 AM Koo koo ka choo Mr Robson.
And just to add yet another layer of SAD to the proceedings, this entire shitfit takes place at an Olive Garden, the restaurant for fat-assed white people.
And ladies and gentleman we have our "That sounds really bad out of context" quote of the day.
And let us not forget the ever popular "O come all ye faithful", like they wanted us to have one giant Mass orgasm together, man would that be weird.
and lived their life as happy as a dogged damm clam
And Lucario has flesh dred locks and spikes growing outta the back of his hands.
and mastering cunnilingus never hurts either (i learned from lesbians. . .true story).
And most of all, POTENTIAL STALKEE MUST OBSERVE PROPER ETIQUETTE WHEN BEING STALKED!!!
and my fridge has a freezer this year so guess who stocked up on kid cuisine mother fuckers
And Ninja's are made of pure win, if only for the fact they can do that *poof* thing where they can dissaper in a cloud of smoke. I could so use that at work XD
and nothing you say will make me change my mind i am a CHAIR RAIL and someday i will run free on a wall as a chair rail
And notice how Japan has almost about no child mulastation rate what so ever. XD
and please don't ask if god has a penis if he is male.
...and sacrificed a chicken...
And since when did Jet die??? Did I miss something?
and some people have a psychic link with wolves thru dreams i know where my wolf is from my dreams
and soon... oh yes soon... everyone will be bleeding from the eyes and having tiny me's run out their ears to wreak havoc on all...
and sorry O.o did not mean to rant...I think I had too much coffee.
And so to stop the invasion from enigma robot, Gary cast a spell to burn the poor robot face, and instead make its nipples into eyes. / (Is the image messed up enough?^_^)
And starts to be old at 27. x.x
And suddenly: cocks. Lots of huge, fat cocks.
And tell me... would you be happy to find a Rooster in your pants? (Unless we're talking some streetslang term I'm unfamiliar with...)
And tell them the faggot in the green coat sent you."
And thanks also for the dual middle fingers as the train drove away. That was very sweet and made an impression on me.
And thank you,she's well aware of how cute she is, I make it well known to her.
And that's why I have that "I love bacon" button pin :D
And the child birth thing. Well I could go on and on about that. One big reason is that you are trying to fit something big in a smaller hole. >.>
and the cow went ka fluwmuwnmuwnmn
And the fundies aren't as fun to heckle as furs... they just don't get it.. or then they smile and tell yer going to hell, but they
AND THE GREAT WOLF SPIRIT DESCENDED FROM THE HEVANS, AND SHI SAID UNTO ME:
And then it starts crying, screaming and pooping.
... And then what? God said "Hey! Dinosaurs are bad! BAM!" and made them all die?
and then who i think are extreme offenders to me are the people that are like "im so wierd". and i am like "k then how about them genitalia" and the directly ass back at my "EEEWWEEWEWWWW UR WEIRD"
Hey You Look Here STRAIT UP THEN YOU ASKED FOR IT
And then with his mighty voice said, "You want a chilli burger?" / And I said, "the monkey only dances in winter." / So thus did God say that all is great, and that we need to puke more.
and the official flamebait forum has begun! :worship:
And the ultimate bloging begins
And they have freedom of ignorance.
and they say sleeping with bras can cause cancer!!!
and they will instantaneously retaliate with a level 8 Chain Lightning, as is their right
And this is why Alcoholics Anonymous exists
And we never know why those little pigs were so damn rude.
And what are you?
Some sort of nerd? Stop acting like a 3 year old.
And what do you want to be when you grow up? / A zooligist,marinebiologist, or a speed jet or helicopter pilot why / Wow you actually answered.
And what if someone drew Robert Pickton as a pig...?
and what kind of question is that iccy? we floridians know full well what polls are....they are big rods sticking out of the ground with flags (or some unlucky nerds underwear) hanging from the top of them..... >.>
And when they run into the Grey Knights, They better start praying..
And where would he go? What would he eat? :yawn:
AND WHILE YOUR AT IT, GIVE THE COLLECTIVE COMMUNITY OF WRIGLEYVILLE THE 1,387 HOURS OF BLACKOUT DRUNK TIME THAT THEY LOST LAST NIGHT!
And why don't I use spell check for long posts.
And why do you say that? Worst comparison I heard in my entire life.. how old are you? 4? Come on..
Look in the mirror: YOU ARE ALIVE,
Why can't a baby be alive too?
and why is global warming a problem?? HUMANS!
And why the hell does every furry do anime? What the fuck is wrong with western-style? You're not Japanese, you're Retard-o-gay-ican!
andy_123_kid: no i mean photos!!!!!!!
And yes. "Occurrening" is a word. Really.
and you better believe I'm stirring occasionally
And you do? Maybe you should write a book about it?
“And you know, I really wanted to give it a chance, because I KINDA LIKED the idea of finding clues, and figuring out where to go, like it made you think like a detective. But, ONE guy?! No continues?! Like, seriously, give me a reason why there's no continues. WHY ARE THERE NO CONTINUES?! (hysterically) WHY ARE THERE NO FUCKING CONTINUES?! WHHHYYYYY?! AAAAGGHHH!”
And you remember when hackers could change that screen to say something like "It is never safe to turn off your computer".
And you say they're sick minded?!
Andy Warholl!! I've seen some of his stuff and saw him on some documentary. The guy is a real D I C K!!!!!!!
an empty shell of the person you once were. They'll probably get your cat pregnant.
an enormous ass blocks my view of the sun, casting a perfect ass shadow on my face humiliating my family who wereall born without asses
An envelope and a stamp. Then you put whats left in the envelope and you use the stamp and mail it to me.
anf one of those fights where they throw everything at each other INCLUDING the kitchen sink XD
Angry? No. Insane? Prehaps, but define insanity? ;)
Animal sacrifice is not illegal as long as you do it humanely.
Animals kill for fun. Ever seen a cat batter about a butterfly?
Anime encourages me to get bigger eyes, put on a schoolgirl outfit with cat ears, and go totally KAWAIIII DASU DESU ^_^;;;;:::: over a peice of, oh I don't know, strip metal?
Anime is NOT art.
ANIME IS NOT ART... no matter what the freaks say
An insane bird lives outside my window - w4m
An Intelligent Anime Discussion
An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle and vanished.
Anne Boleyn: What's a fuck ?
(Announcer): "Do you think it's hereditary? Do you think, perhaps... there's someone, anyone else who liked to dress up - as furniture?"
Annoying people who follow the "let's bas America" trend.
Anonymous person in creepy bunny suit rear-ends young lady of assumed Sapphic inclinations. In the woods. / CAUTION: NOT WORK SAFE / Found via Eat All Furries
another baby pops out of fas ceaseless producing womb
another day another mention of furries on tv
Another day of thanking God — Vietnamese people — For inventing Phở
Another dum^a&s who thinks the Bible was written in English.
Another furry rant
another great reply. put some effort in next time. oh wait youre a stoner nvm
An Otherkin is trying to steal my boyfriend
Another one chalked up to lead paint chips and wall chewing babies.
Another person that just insults.. sigh .. I don't want to live in this planet anymore ;w;
another Win for America, the best country in the universe
a. not yet. let them get a taste first.b. what?c. i have a feeling wolves were closer to us back in the day when we still lived in the FUCKING WOODSwolves dont always attack in a defensive manner, they sometimes go after people like they go after an elk, man
anoying addicting weird stupid sites
ANSWER. According to nature, yes; according to theology, no;
and these questions must be answered according to theology. And
right here, it may he well enough to state, that in theology the
unnatural is the probable, and the impossible is what has always
happened. If theology were simply natural, anybody could be a
theologian. -- "The Talmagian Catechism", Robert G. Ingersoll, 1882
ANSWER. All you had to do was to take an innocent animal,
bring it to the altar, cut its throat, and sprinkle the altar with
its blood. [...] When God saw
an animal thus butchered, and smelt the warm blood mingled with the
odor of burning flesh, he was pacified, and the smile of
forgiveness shed its light upon his face. -- "The Talmagian Catechism", Robert G. Ingersoll, 1882
Answering by not answering. How very zen.
Answer me a question, why are you an idiot?
Answer their questions with questions.
Anther thing I noticed is that she is supposed to be an amazing songwriter, yet "Set Fire to The Rain" has almost no meaning and is 99% vocals that try to sound dark but don't.
Anti-Gay Marriage? Oh, god.
antique austrian bronze bat lamp
antishippers like you harass thousands of children every day, indirectly causing some of them to selfharm and suicide.
anti social coloring behavior
Ants are one of the most hostile breeds of crumb
ants carry crumb for no reason
spider web is made for no reason
worm tunnel for no reason
flies near poop for no reason
we love these pointless animal
these animals are useless and stupid and and thats awesome
Ants? What do ants have to do with anything?
An uncle attscked us while we were camping
"An wolf-shooting twoleg!" they don't
know the difference between hunter and kid xD!
any advice for college? im 3 days in & already want to mysteriously disappear during my next bathroom break
start a psychosexual relationship with one specific and convenient vending machine
anybody ever hear of dragon slides
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter.
Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole.
Any body suspended in space will remain in space until made aware of its situation.
Daffy Duck steps off a cliff, expecting further pastureland. He loiters in midair, soliloquizing flippantly, until he chances to look down. At this point, the familiar principle of 32 feet per second per second takes over.
Any flying bugs around me die so quickly that I don't have time to think about them.
Anyone else come to this video to pleasure themselves
Anyone else eating chips in bed
Anyone else feel like rubbing this all over the Westboro Baptist Church?
anyone else get embarrassed when their self indulgent daydreams are like too self-indulgent? like oh jeez the telepaths are going to judge me
Anyone else smell fire and brimstone? / The Computolio cometh....
anyone else smoke through their nostril
anyone else up ripping their flesh off and off and off and off
anyone in your family know youre a furry
anyone more esoteric than me is a loser anyone less esoteric than me is a moron.
Anyone remember that old film with the alien parasites on their back? "Those teens didn't look at my boobs during that conversation, there's something wrong with them."
Anyone smoke greeeeen?
Anyone up for some Airplane? My God that movie rocks out loud! And DON'T call me Shirley!
anyone up to drawing a dragon or three
anyone wanna give me $2000 just because. i’m really into that.
Anyone want to start a betting pool about this conspiratroll on when he gets a banhammering of apocalytptic, Bohemia Grove-sized proportions?
ANYONE WHO HASN’T BEEN LIVING UNDER A ROCK SINCE THE DAWN OF THE INTERNET KNOWS THAT PRINTING IN ALL CAPITALS IS THE CYBERSPACE EQUIVALENT OF YELLING.
Anything that can be shipped, will be shipped. There's no stopping it except a zombie apocalypse.
Anything that is a display of slef expression or emotion is art.
Anything that recieved three standing ovations at Sundance is too gay for me.
Anything which was intended to be a ringtone... DEATH TO THE FUCKING FROG!
Anything with a name that tabloid would have to be dismissed by any individual with an intact level of "sanity" left in them.
Any violent rearrangement of feline matter is impermanent. Cartoon cats possess even more deaths than the traditional nine lives might comfortably afford. They can be decimated, spliced, splayed, accordion-pleated, spindled, or disassembled, but they cannot be destroyed.
Corollary: A cat will assume the shape of its container.
anyways . who wants to see some atrocious cocktail recipes i came up with running on 2 hours of sleep.
A pack of thrieving wolves wouldn't kill someone without reason. Oh, I have the room to tell you that because I grew up with a pack of wolves.
a pair of scissors with zz in place of ss
Apartments surrounding the "lakefront property" are equipped with reinforced glass windows to prevent the 500-pound mosquitoes from crashing into the living room and implanting eggs into the owner's children.
<@A-Patriot-Missile> im gonna blow you.... up
* marley is now known as A-Scud-Missile
<+A-Scud-Missile> no
* A-Scud-Missile was kicked by A-Patriot-Missile (DESTROYED!!!)
A peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I guess because it's easy to make and sort of filling ( I usually have 3 or more slices).
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
a pen huh / hahahaha / *grabs his Antioch holy sword and chops the pen to bits / wheres your power now ehh / hahahaha
a penis and 2 testicules
A Pennsylvania judge won't let a man change his name to 'Boomer the Dog'.
A: pfft come on now do you really think humans taste good?! What you'll you rather eat a human woth very little anything on them, or a nice boar or elk?
a piano fell on me again
Apocalypse prevented indefinitely bc Fenrir will not swallow the sun unless it's wrapped in bologna or perhaps covered in peanut butter
a polar bear walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have?" the bear says "i'll have........................ah just give me a beer" the bartender asks "why the huge pause?" and the bear replies "i dunno my dad had em too"
*A pony sized black wolf pounces on Scooter*Hiya..I'm Trellek, um...outa curiousity, what cake? I ate it all. And then I ate random people off the street to wash it down with.
a powerful magician that lives in a castle and, ofcourse, has a study in the tallest tower there i would make potions and read from my magic book everyone would bow before me mwahahahaha! i would rule the world!!!
Apparently if you take the FAQ litterally, it's considred a "missinterpretation".
apparently it's "chk chk chk" though.
apparently making a building out of flesh and blood and bone makes people "uncomfortable" and "grossed out" and "terrified" instead of welcomed and at home because they can relate to the space around them. humans are so fucking weird
Apparently the guy upstairs LOVES dubstep. But the kind he likes is terrible! :noes: Anything not horrendous to blast at him? :iconteheplz:
Apparently you gave enough of a fuck to write a comment about it.
apparently youre supposed to suffer deeply they like it when you suffer deeply
*appears out of cloud of darkness* hmm what do we have here? a new furry to play with?
Apply garlic to a freshly opened cut or burn to immediately intensify the pain
Apr 26: We Didn't Start the Flamewar
a pressure cooker is not an explosive, it's a piece of cooking equipment ...and an explosive.
A prion is a type of maid
a private, peaceful dump after a hearty lunch. my own natural ecstasy.
A Public Service Annoucement From Your Kidney
A Puritan is someone who is deathly afraid that someone somewhere is having fun.
Aquatic vore
Ar0uNd » Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot his whole life, which Ar0uNd » created an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, Ar0uNd » which made him frail, and with his odd diet, he suffered from very bad Ar0uNd » breath. This made him.... what? Ar0uNd » (This is so bad it's good...) --a super-callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
A rare moment of rabbitkin acceptance. I went out for dinner with my anti-otherkin mother last week, and as we were ordering our food, the waiter asked us what we wanted. I said "As a rabbitkin, I would like some kind of mixture of human food and rabbit food. As the waiter wrote this down, my mom yelled at me "FOR THE LAST TIME, OTHERKINS ARE DISGUSTING! THEY PRETEND TO BE SOMETHING THEY ARE NOT! NO DAUGHTER OF MINE IS RABBITKIN!"! As I cried and cried and cried, the waiter said to my mother "You are a small-minded bigot! As it turns out, I am a plantkin myself, and my wife is a spacekin! How dare you offend us like that!" and threw her out of the restaurant. The entire restaurant began to clap and cheer. I got a free dessert, and they added a new option to the menu: Rabbitkin special surprise!
Arbys we have the meats
Arbys we have the meats
my boss at Arbys think dolphins make a sound.. hes so stupid
fish dont talk dumb ass
under water animals dont make sounds THERE UNDERWATER DUH!!!!DOY!!!!!!
I should be the boss at Arbys
im calming down
how do you say arbys we have the meats in japanese
theres so much tension between us! I hate that! He is hott
Arch Vile is the greatest Monster ever. And FUCK IDCLIP! It's IDSPISOPOPD fuckers!
A reader reports that when the patient died, the attending doctor recorded the following on the patient's chart: "Patient failed to fulfill his wellness potential."
A reading, from the gospel of GtaJake. :thumbsup:
a real homeboy would fart in such a scenario
Are necrophiliacs always coming on to you?
Aren't grocery stores just poop factories?
A response. "UR AN AAAsSSS!!111!!"
> are the allegations of you and the dead puppy prostitution ring true or
false?
(mogel) false. I only dig squid. sorry. -- IDCIYRT zine, "interview with mogel"
Are the animals used for fur given the right to grow up, have friends, have family, have a spouse, grow old, and when they become an old fogie and are dying of old folks' disease killed and skinned? 'Cause if so, THAN COUNT ME IN!!! :D
Are the lulz corrupting my mom?
Are there any free downloadable poseable artists' manequins on the web?
are they perhaps a gnome
a reverse bidet where you get blasted with shit during a shower
are very dominant and possessive, and extremely jealous people.
Are you an alien? Cuz you just abducted my heart!!!
are you a self hater
"Are you a useless hemorrhoid on the ass of humanity and want to trick others like yourself into giving you lots of their money that you don't deserve? Become a rapper!" :D
Are you a wolf?
are you drinking antifreeze, or putting Mountain Dewtm in your car?
Are you friends with Pat Robertson? You guys sound alike...
are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?
Are You Happy Happy If U R Why?=/ / Wanna Biiiiiigggggg Dragon Hugs????
... Are you implying the God of Abraham lives in space?
"Are you kidding?" laughs the rescuer. "You can make more money with a
talking frog than you can with a hotshot Wall Street stockbroker."
Are you new to trolling or something? You really aren't very good. Blatant ignorance presented in a non-ironic format does not constitute an adequate troll.
Are you older than me? No you're not, and you cannot do a damned thing to hurt me since we are on the internet.
Are you saying that people who are into bestiality should be treated the same as people who love others of the same sex?
Are you serious? Where you alive 50 years ago? Oh, no? Then how do you know any of the shit you learned in history class is true? Oh right, Because it's freakin' history.
are you suggesting that the President doesn't mean what he says? How dare you, you dumb fucking knuckle dragging redneck, church going, gun toting inbred!!!!!
Are you telling me that it's very common for people with giantess fetishes to also have foot fetishes? To the point that you can't find foot-free giantess porn?! the mind boggles.
Are you threatening to infect my computer with a virus?
are you too blazed to come up with a proper reply you worthless waste of space?
Are you totally weird, or what???
are you wearing a DIAPER?!?!!
Are you willing to die for $3 dollars
ARGH! they are so cute! And they're being sold to be yiffed with!? Those cute toys!? Aaack! A CRIME! A CRIME I TELL YOU!
^ Arm must be tired...from shaking the box. / < occasionally likes mexican food / v wondering what to do next
ARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! / As if having the flu wasn't bad enough... / What did I say? If zoophiles reproduced, THESE WOULD BE HANGING OUT AT THE MALL ARCADE.
ARR! YOU BE BADMOUTHIN' US, YE FILTHY LANDLUBBER!? WALK THE PLAN-- / ...Oh, those pirates.
Article 107a: Article 102 is to be considered invalidated if the party in the second part is the same person as the party in the first part.
Article 107b: Article 107a is to be considered valid if the party in the first part is the same person as the party in the first part.
Artist-American. I actually really like that.
Art or a major fart?
art theft is iligual and dangerous for the portfolio apearence for the original artist.
ARt theft vs paranoia
as a 89 year old man, thank you for taking me deep inside a river cave
As a Doctor in Trinkledodlets engineering, I can say that last year's doohickey convention was probably my favorite on account of the Fleebledee Co publishing a DIY book on how to make your own Trinkledodle, called "Trinket Trinkles: How to Make Your Own Couthion Trinkledodles". Really making this kind of science accessible to the young people of the is generation is vital for the expansion of our doohickey sciences.
As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want
As an empath I can tell when the microwave is about to be done before it even beeps
As a proud Autistic Dyslexic ADHDer I find this EXTREMELY offensive and I order you to APOLOGIZE OR BE CANCELLED you fucking ableist!!!
as a racist and some other "ists" i approve this
As a schizophrenic who also suffers from Bi-Polar disorder and a minor cocaine addiction, I can safely say that mental illnesses are NOT fun, they're seriously fucked up
as a white person with many non white ocs
As Daily Rotten put it, "Armed furry robs supermarket"
asdfghjkl *Closing video* See you in what ever video I make, stay awesome bro's BYE!* W00P.
ASDFJKL; yes yes yes. Praise the giraffes!
A search function in our time?
a second bumblebee has hit the flowers
a serial killer in your house
A seven year-old goes on a killing spree
'Asexuals' are just people too chicken shit to admit what they REALLY like to get off to.
ASHDFJKNSDACUEANWFDSAILHKFNDSAVGFILHKEDNASCBGRIULAEGKNSALFDUSHKAFDAS I LOVE DAHLIG!
ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces
as if! if they're old enough to pee, they're old enough for me.
as if you had a choice
a simpe question
Asinine, literally, means "like a donkey", or "making an ass of yourself".
As it is, whenever I think of FA I think of the 2 guys with babyfur tattoos and the other fellow who married his horse.
As I understand it, if they have sex again the fields will spontaneously combust and homes all over the county will collapse and be swallowed up into the bowels of Hell.
As I was falling into the background the bob-ombs started dropping. One of them hit him and he flew off the side of the screen, dying instantly. Like 1 millisecond later, *ping* / Ahaha I love it when that happens
As I was walking around performing this duty, I overheard two young woman talking. One of them said to the other: / "I can't belive I left my pokemons at home!"
Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g. If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that pizza.
Ask if the pizza has had its shots.
Ask if the pizza is organically grown.
Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.
Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
Ask if they would like to sample your pizza. Suggest an even trade.
Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
A skillful Haiku / Brought to tears by its brilliance / Bows to the master
asking the cashier "Nothing bad's gonna happen to me right?"
AskRuilmon: you know what tell me, would you kill a 4 year old?
Tail-Maw: for my dinner
AskRuilmon: not saying that. I'm saying would you kill a 4 year old?
Ask someone what they think about the Book of Peleponnesians. After they tell you, inform them that there is no Book of Peleponnesians.
Ask the makers of HeadOn to try MY miracle product: / PistolOn / Apply directly to the temple
Ask to see a menu.
Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again.
Ask what the order taker is wearing.
Ask what topping goes best with well-aged Chardonnay.
Ask where the nearest ashtray is.
A sledge hammer. Have you thought about taking over the world with a zombie apocalypse?
As long as by "smile" you mean "gloomy grin of evil" than your doing FINE!!!!
As long as it doesn't affect vodka, I'm sure they won't notice.
As long as there are badguys doing badguy stuff on this planet the U.S. will NEVER run out of money, especially if the badguys threaten the U.S. it self. KA-BOOM!!!
as long as they keep making awesome beer i don't care.
As long as you have your tongue in there, tell us what Bill O'Reilly had for lunch.
As of a week now I have been gorging myself with olive oil that it's ridiculous. I've been drenching bread in it and I'm practically drinking it. So, any "obsessions" as of lately? :iconimthinkingplz: OH and apparently I don't belong in the complaints forum :iconteheplz:
a_spank_horses: Bro
i_spank_horses: I was driving in a passenger seat of my friends car
i_spank_horses: piss wasted
i_spank_horses: He was driving like 45 mph
i_spank_horses: And there was a mexican guy getting in a truck
i_spank_horses: Close to my side
i_spank_horses: I stuck my hand out the window and smacked his ass
i_spank_horses: and he screamed so loud
i_spank_horses: he thought he got shot
i_spank_horses: I hurt my elbow
i_spank_horses: It was so sick
muzzleflashed: AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
i_spank_horses: I couldn't breahte for 2 days
i_spank_horses: funniest thing ive ever done
Ass ass ass ass ass Ass ass ass ass ass Ass ass ass ass ass Stop…..now make that motherfucker hammer time like…
Ass = donkey, as far as Australians and Englishmen are concerned. American say "ass" whe they really mean "arse" (=rectum). So "Laughing my ASS off" means "giggling my DONKEY off". Also, your sig is giving me a headache. =P
assembling a crack team of specific body part fetishists to draw the worlds most fuckable exquisite corpse
Assgaskets, Assgaskets, Assgaskets and then more Assgaskets!
asshole destruction dick mangler we're gay a shit sandwich in your mouth fuck my stoma
Assortment of bee's getting confused by door cams and attempting to pollenate them
Assuming I had the option and the foresight to know what insane dictators both were, I would hightail it out of the country any way I could. Think I just found a loophole in your hypothetical scenario. ;P
... "as their semen is wasted inside some plushie." I can't believe I just wrote that. The concept is horrible. I have to go bash my head against a brick wall until this knowledge is erased. THANK YOU INTERNET.
as the target audience of sandwiches,
AS TIME IS OF URGENT MATTER – I MUST IMMEDIATELY RECEIVE YOUR BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER TELEPHONE NUMER OF YOUR HOME.
Astral Plane? No, you're just freakin' NUTS.
Astronauts on the moon looked back on what they thought was a blue sphere in the distance. Actually it was the inside of the earth's shell.
As you can plainly see, I typed in netspeak for a reason. Something that's as big of a joke as the nwo, should be taken as such.
As you can plainly see, the human head in a large glass case, while technically not being a pet, is by far the superior choice for any pet owner.
As you probably know (unless you're incredibly stupid), life on this planet (Earth) is divided into three basic groups - plants, animals, and snack cakes.
As your car crashes through the guardrail on a mountain road, your first instinct is to search for the "back" button
At a church dinner, scoop up a forkful of mashed potatoes. Announce that you can see an image of Jesus.
At a church supper, bring a casserole with a ring or piece of a wristwatch embedded inside.
<Atarax> Canada is the USA's largest national park
At best it proves ~WanderingRover does. The annoying &*%^.
A tee shirt that says "I'M JUST HERE TO ESTABLISH AN ALIBI"
Atheism vs Religion? STFU!
atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin
At hooters right now, here to protect the servers’ innocence
Atleast if you're going to kill the wolves, use its resourced :I Like the fur, I bet its soft as fuck UwU
At least it's better than Canada's Dexter. / You mean Johnny Test?
At least I won't be shocked when you show me your pylon-sized butt plug or request to suck on my tampon.
At least next time someone asks me to prove there's no god I'll have that answer.
at least none of this is real
At least they aren't magical-idiots with the I.Q of -100. / So a braindead skunk, a gecko with hair (Which isn't even possible), a even more braindead panda, and a annoying teenie bopper girl is better than a smart Unicorn who THINKS instead of going "Lets sing about it!"
At least they have more substance than rehashed 1700's commentaries.
At least they're keeping the "Deviant" in "deviantART".
At least you know when a wolf is about to rip your face off.
atm machines dont eat but that dosent mean they cant crave the succulent flesh of a burger
A tree is a living organism, yet it doesn't have a heartbeat. Or a heart, for that matter. JOD
A trip down Analog Lane- 27 years of video taping American history!!
AT SIX FLAGS EATING FIVE CORN DOGS BY FOUR PORT-A-JOHNS AT THREE IN THE AFTERNOON ON SECOND DAY OF JANUARY.
Attempt to eat your computer's mouse.
Attention all customers: our store will be closing in five minutes. If you are present in the store after closing you will be hunted for sport.
at the age of 28 years i intentionally cooked myself via michael wave radiation which i emanated from my aetheric body and trapped within my own morphogenetic field
at the confessional booth throwing darts at the priest thru the screen
At the end of the day, we’re all just saying dumb shit then going to bed
at the euthanasia party everyone gets a sip of the forbidden lean
at the gas station getting pisst off becasue they dont accept ogre coins
at the same time, humans are pretty fucking stupid. it might be positive if some of them died off =A=
At the UN he got pissed and took off his shoe and started smashing his shoe on the table while he bitched :D
Attitude makes a man sexy. Thats why women can't resist me even though appearance-wise I'm only about a 7.
Aug 13: Giant Inflatable Poop Attacks Switzerland. Millions Flee in Panic.
AUGHAHHHH Help please. Freaking Gradients.
auguh my spider monkey tail is so sore, from work
Austrian-American? Go to California :P
Available - one grumpy-ass cat.
"Awake1" Is that a Jehovah Witness magazine?" Or are you assuming that ALL conservatives on this site are simply sock puppet sites of mine?
a warm goey suprise
a Warm Pillow in a turbulent Sea??!?!? WHat the!?!? I'll praise'em anyways. The piece of drift wood for a tired and stranded sailer.
A war would atleast make the money circulation bigger, if nothing else.
A well-regulated militia having become irrelevant to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms against one another shall remain uninfringed.
Awen ya!! Watati mamama ye. (I'm done)
Awesome, another piece of solidified naievity to add to my collection.
Awesome. / Another planet to fuck up!
Awesome, I still need a domestic cat skull. :XD:
awesomepuppy101: haaayyyy woofs only kil peepel wen they get close tu tha wolfs pac, if wi stop killing wolfs they wl stop kiling us, dats a fact XD
DesignsByDevan: I no rite leik peepel need 2 stawp honting!!1!! xD this is fun
awesomepuppy101: da wolfs r suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu upic dey fite in pucks n kill evul homins :X I hat hoominz I wish I wuz wolf :X:X:X
DesignsByDevan: I no ryte hoomans r suu bad and evry1 shuld agwee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!
awesomepuppy101: n wolfs tottaly dun do surplus killinz.
DesignsByDevan: butt hoomanz doo suu.... u no y r wolfs h8ed su much.. >8U
awesomepuppy101: da woof caricters en OCz r so urginal to.
DesignsByDevan: ah my gud thak u
awesomepuppy101: nu prublum, da woofs r su cuul... no, not really XD
Aw friggin sweet! *puts on the "Mighty Spiked Gauntlet of Birthday Cheer"*
aw, fuck, I'm straight
A wild animal runs up to you. It bites you very hard and refuses to let go. It could kill you.
A witness saw this crazy event happen in front of him and dialed the phone for 911. He got the call through, but was killed in the process.
a wizard in a bottle has washed up on the shores of every beach in america
a wizard threw skull shaped fire at me for no reason
Aw man I talk about mah sex life allll the time...
Aw no! There are other sufficent ways to test things then torturing those angels ):
I try my best to fight for animal rights! I really do! ):
a wonderful white materiel that falls from the sky which in large ammounts will bury you and everythign you own.
Aw thanks. A guy has to respect a girl's devotion to crack. damn you reply button...
Aww, that big-big meanie is stealing your wittle wife Twily? :'c
Awww, but everyone knows that pizza and beer goes great with jizz.
Awww, nobody would eat me ^.^ That would hurt, and nobody wants to hurt meeeee ^________^
awwww nooooo Lolly... Pandas are friends, not food. :no:
awwwwweeesome!! that means Im a giant PARASITE!! I MUST SPREAD MY INFECTION THROUGHOUT THE UNIVERSE!! and if possible....further...
aw, you put it in your signature. I'm touched. In my special happy spot! No means no! No means no!
Aw, you ruined it. :( THE WHAT? THE WHAT? THE WHAT? THE FUCKING WHAT? WHY THE WHAT FUCKING WHY? SPOONING.
~Axe69 vs. =roninbearz Tonight at ten. Only on FOX.
aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger
Aye, i just dont want to kill something that looked like me like a pig or a cow or sumert
AYE YAM NOT AN ANIMMUULLL... I AM A HUMAN BEEEINGGG! / ...Being human, of course
AZNS EAT DOGS :icondogplz: RUFF RUFF!
Azure Dreams. There's only one boss battle, and it basically goes like this: / Get your ass kicked. / Suddenly get a powerful weapon. / Instant win (you automatically attack and finish him off)