<f48u10n7> this dude I know was sleeping with this girl, and she had really long hair. so he gets up in the middle of the night to take a crap, and he finishes his business, but when he stands up, he feels a tug--turns out his turd is attached to his rectum via a long hair. he had to hobble over to the sink to get scissors
<taylah> what
<taylah> okay
<taylah> im confused
<nimh> f48u10n7: that's happened to me before
<f48u10n7> see, he must have swallowed some of her hair in the night
<nimh> i've pulled one of my ex's long hair outta my ass before
<taylah> haha oh
<taylah> my
<f48u10n7> i'm glad I only sleep with bald chicks
<`Benny`> that's the most disgusting thing I've heard in a long time and I'm in here a fair amount of time
<taylah> god
<PunkRawk> like outta yer asshole nimh?
<aem`key> f48u10n7 lol
<aem`key> :)
<nimh> right out
<nimh> i felt it as i tugged it out
<nimh> i even called her over to take a look at it
<nimh> i was like, "cait, this is your fault."
<nimh> she was like, "what, EWWEWWEWE!"
<nimh> and ran away screaming
<f48u10n7> yikes
<f48u10n7> anyway, my point was, that's kinda like spidey shooting webs from his ass
FabulousLittleFlower: What is USI?
kingtytankhamen: Unwarranted Self Importance
*Face Desk* i will not be seeing that.
-facepalm-
Learn facts bud. They do not have the emotional capability we do. FFuck your stupid
*Facepalm* When the wolf grows, it will like you.
But it WILL attack you. It MAY give you a fatal wound..
Wolves are not like bunnies. This is like flying a plane without even knowing what a plane is.
facing a fetish at work
Fag the fuck up bro
fahlo the monster addict
Fake a possession.
Falling UP the stairs? How on earth do you do that?
'fandom' you mean playing with toys. with mental toys
Fap setting on the microwave
Fart, and have a friend shout: Hark! An angel has spoken!
Farting loud as fuck in the stalls during an active shooter situation
farts so loud cops outside cars headlights turn on
fascinating......
Fatality.. Goon Lao, wins
fat bugs *lunges at you*
FaultierStein: if we are over populated then stop fucking others instead of killing a innocent unborn child!!! you murderers!!
burihamachi: I agree omg, "Stop fucking others" I'd be laughing if I could xD
Faux Fuck Buddy Needed
FBI Seizes Over 3,000 Penises During Raid
:fear: Jesus Christ! A zombie! Get in the car!
Featherologist: You can skin your dog legally, but you can't sell/trade her on after that. ;) The sale of cat and dog fur is illegal, so you'd be lumped with the dead dog all your life. Unless you donated it to a museum or something.
Itoruna-The-Platypus: I'll just keep it for myself.
Feeling highly lustful on this night and, a little bit gluttonous !
feeling lost in your 20s is NOT normal. you fucked up bad
feeling there lil legs squirming in my mouth isn't my ideal dindin
Feh. REAL hockey cities are places where you can play on NATURAL ice in the winter! ;)
Felix the Cat: huzzah i can continue to suck cocks mr peabody: you read the bible a lot mr peabody: for being a heathen who is going to hell Felix the Cat: all i know is apparently the bible says swallow, don't spit Felix the Cat: A+ advice imo
<felix> we're gonna start a band called "rsync", right?
<felix> OH BABY YOUR FILES ARE CHANGING BUT NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY I CAN'T KEEP UP, SO I'M REARRANGING AND TRYING CVSUP, BUT IT'S JUST NO GOOD. SO I SIT DOWN AND THINK.... THEN YOU COME THROUGH FOR ME AND GIVE ME RSYNC
female alien seeks earthling male for experiment
Female Hyenas with vaginas.
fenrirhound: Don't call her a broken record, a broken record can at least say it used to bring something to society. She's more like a broken bike siren.
NewtonianNocturn: Or a broken Furby.
Fetish art *shudders*
FETISHES. LOTS AND LOTS OF FETISHES. / COME ON UP AND TAKE A RIDE ON THE BABYFUR BUMPER CARS / HAVE A SPLASH AT THE WATERSPORTS WATERPACK / OPEN WIDE CAUSE IT'S TIME FOR THE SKAT LOG RIDE. / STOP BY OUR VORE STORES, GET A PRETZEL THE SIZE OF AN ANTHRO BUNNY.
Fetus is 'baby' in Latin. / actually baby in Latin is Infantem. fetus in latin is praeseminatio
<Fiction> man, I LOVE Sigue Sigue Sputnik so MUCH!!!!
<Fiction> they're almost as good as Catholic Discipline
<MaCk> then why don't you marry it
<Fiction> cause I want to marry you, Mack
<MaCk> ewh
<[enki]> I think you had that one coming, Mack.
<[enki]> Besides, I told you he'd get the wrong impression if you sent him those chocolates.
* Fiction makes moon eyes at mack
* [enki] shakes his head.
<[enki]> I knew this would happen.
* Fiction writes bad poetry about his love for mack
* [enki] preps the firehose.
* Fiction buys a harley and a tshirt that says: "if you can read this, Mack fell off" on the back
<Fiction> someday I'll buy you a cubic-zirconium ring and we can move to a trailer in Rock Springs Wyoming
<Fiction> we'll be so happy!
<[enki]> And you'll drive a 78 Camaro to work.
<Fiction> YEAH!
<Fiction> only "work" is hanging out at the local high school selling crank to teenagers
<MaCk> SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL OF YOU JUST SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<MaCk> someone is going to die
<Fiction> and mack can learn how to make casseroles with potato chips in them
<[enki]> And get denim fringe jackets.
<Fiction> and we'll drink coors
<MaCk> I hate you guys
<Fiction> cheer up, I'll get some real wood panelling to put up in our trailer
<Fiction> or at least I'll tell you it's real
<Fiction> and we'll live on food stamps but have 300 channels of DirectTV
<MaCk> I hate you all
<Fiction> c'mon baby, you're hot with a capital HO!
<[enki]> LOL
*** MaCk has quit IRC
Fig.1 Typical Love Maneuver
fighting is like a game of chess. each blow yiou land on your opponents head is like a chess piece (Knight, bishop, etc) and then he dies .
files everywhere are practically begging to be downloaded
Film Noir fart sounds
FINALLY 65% WILL COME TO MYSELF AND FAMILY AND A GOOD PART OF THIS SHALL BE DIRECTED TOWARDS EXECUTING HIS WILL, WHICH IS TO BUY SHARES AND STOCK IN FOREIGN COUNTRIES AND TO SECURE HIS CHILDREN'S FUTURE.
Finally, a true believer.
Finally, I tell her what she wants to hear--everything is great and will be better. She's smart, she's attractive, any guy would love to make her his wife, her aborted baby is having fun in heaven playing with Eric Clapton's kid, her whites will get whiter, her brights will get brighter and happiness will be had by all--if only she lets me pound her in the pooper.
finally. I told you guys this would be a good idea. gawd damn how long has this idea been on the chalkboard :lol:
FINALLY- The Ultimate Solution to Pooping in Public Restrooms
FINALLY, WHEN YOU DO ALL YOUR POSTS IN CAPS AND THEY ARE ALL RIGHT NEXT TO, OR NEAR EACH OTHER, DO YOU THINK NO ONE IS NOTICING?
Find an empty seat, and ask the person next to it: "Is this seat SAVED?"
Find me on Craigslist
FIND YOUR OWN BATHROOM OR SHOWER, THERE IS A BURGER KING ON THE CORNER, AND A BODY SHOP 3 BLOCKS AWAY.
Fingering the seeds out of this jalapeño was so erotic i need to go beat off
<Firefly> Time for my prayers:
<Firefly> Our Father, who 0wnz heaven, j00 r0ck!
<Firefly> May all 0ur base someday be belong to you!
<Firefly> May j00 0wn earth just like j00 0wn heaven.
<Firefly> Give us this day our warez, mp3z, and pr0n through a phat pipe.
<Firefly> And cut us some slack when we act like n00b lamerz, just as we teach n00bz when they act lame on us.
<Firefly> Please don't give us root access on some poor d00d'z box when we're too pissed off to think about what's right and wrong, and if you could keep the fbi off our backs, we'd appreciate it.
<Firefly> For j00 0wn r00t on all our b0x3s 4ever and ever, 4m3n.
Fire = greatest element ever. Too bad the fire guy from captain planet got his lame all over it...
firehawk906: oh baby scream
firehawk906: oh baby u want it hard?
firehawk906: oh baby yea
firehawk906: ohh baby
firehawk906: (puts dick in pussy)
firehawk906: (up and down)
firehawk906: yea
FIRST+LAST + SECURITY DEPOSIT REQUIRED LOOKING FOR SOMEONE VERY LONG TERM -2-3 YEARS There are about 4 of these ‘squares’ in my apartment, Will go FAST, REPLY ASAP, to MOVE IN ASAP! post id: 31620844
First: nothing matters until they're old enough to vote. 16-year-olds are not brilliant.
First off, "harvest" does not mean "eat". Secondly, I look forward to the day when I can feast on wolf.
first person to log into a computer was probably killed by a megabyte! rest in peace!
first phase is hallucinatory second phase is glandular third phase is
first rule of gun safety is put it in my mouth
first rule of parasite infection is to have fun and be yourself
First they ignore you. / Then they laugh at you. / Then, they attack you. / Then you win.
First tip. NEVER EVER play the tutorial of a game.
fish dont talk dumb ass
Fishing can be a source of great memories or profound emotional trauma.
fish should drink air just like i drink water we should get them a cup of air to drink before bed
fish want me women want me i'm worms
Five feet tall and five feet wide. Perfectly spherical.
Five, I ran up to my mom screaming "Im a bloody bunny rabbit mum!" and she encouraged it because she is into scifi.
Five minutes are up. Burn the fucker down Vivi.
five pounds of grainy gas is still gonna do a number on the guys repair bill
Fixed Gear Death Trap
Fix It Again, Tony (FIAT)
Fix Or Repair Daily (FORD)
Flame me for making a random thread? I WANT ANSWERS WHEN I'M DONE EATING DELICIOUS STEAK :eager:
*Flapflapflapoww!* / Alright, lets try this again... / *FlapflapflapOWWW!* / Screw this, I'll just fight with the bird on the other side / *KAWKAKWKAAAKWWKAWKAWKAKWWWKAKWW at reflection like a knob...*
Flareonandumbreon: i love owls because they are my spirit animal... well that or a wolf so yeah
paramoreSUCKS: wolves and owls or eagles. they're always the go-to spirit animal. didn't you find that out in an online quiz?
Flareonandumbreon: yes but i go to a waldorf school so we have the same teacher from 1st-8th grade (yes we go up to middle school) so our teacher knows us very well and will give us an animal that represents our personality the best and mine was the owl so it was not from a quiz or anything like that
Flaritter: "hit it" is an american term
DrSpaZZo: Yes
Flaritter: for examples: "I'd like to hit that"
DrSpaZZo: Brits must have their own thing
Flaritter: AND SO FORTH
DrSpaZZo: Like
Flaritter: ?
DrSpaZZo: 'I'd dip my crumpet in her tea'
<FLB> Are you in the mood for some gaming?
<Ouroboros> Uh huh.
<FLB> Cause I should be finished in a reasonable amount of time.
<FLB> So you have more or less two options.
<FLB> A) You leave me an IP address, and I join you later.
<FLB> B) You simply wait for my return, at which point game specifics are worked out, and we commence.
<Ouroboros> C) I find a game, don't tell you the IP, and we never hook up.
<FLB> D) I hunt you down and kill you.
<Ouroboros> E) Ow.
<FLB> F) Somehow we manage to accomplish all of the above.
<Ouroboros> G) Not likely, but ok.
<FLB> H) I know, but it was an idea.
<Ouroboros> I) pick B)
<FLB> J) I have to scroll up, please hold.
<Ouroboros> K)
<FLB> L)OL
<FLB> M)an this is getting old.
<Ouroboros> N)o kidding.
flicking so much pollen onto my smartphone i want butterflies to land on the touchscreen and swipe me to their secret webpages
<Flirbnic> The American dream is to move to Canada.
Flirting with death every time I take a bite..... thrilling for a guy like me
float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea
floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold
FLOOR LAVA PROTECTION! (Couch)
Florida sperm rodeos were banned today
*fluffs me beard and throws on me sandals* I am so going to beat jesus in coolness
Fluoridation. I think that's enough of an argument against you to merit tossing anything you ever say into the rubbish heap and calling you crazy.
Flying pigs frighten me to an extent. Not a great extent, mind you.
Flying saucers are the most important fact of the century and you are not interested?
Flying Squirrel coming through!
Foghat, no doubt about it....... "Slow ride, take it easy" Obviously, this is the subtext of the Gospels and in point of fact, is a commentary on Eccliastes.......
fog of war in the grocery store
Food $200<br>Data $150<br>Rent $800<br>Candles $3,600<br>Utility $150<br>someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
food,ponies,beer,sex...........pretty sure i have my priorities straight
food so good i went into the kitchen and ate the fucking chef
foraging for a fuckberry to give
For a guy that makes a lot of accounts, you make some really cool avatars.
For all the dracofiles out there:
May the dragons live long in your heart and lets hope all the dragon fans don't abandon there love of dragons.
Forbidding cuss words is terribly overrated. I'M 12 AND I JUST CAN'T SEE THINGS WITH CUSS WORDS!
Forced into a great and difficult transformation
for decades i have traversed the unforgiving mountains and rivers of south america, hoping to catch a glimpse of the fabled "ass downloader"
Foreskin For The Win!!!
foreskins are really great
For exactly one week, I will communicate on deviantart only using plz accounts. I am doing this for multiple reasons. 1) :iconfranceplz: 2) :iconforscience: 3) :iconspartaplz: Starting. . . now!
FOR EXAMPLE,if there's a creepy guy walking towards you,but he's like,SUPER close to you,what do you do?Attack and run for your god forsaken life.
*forgets that you kissed my forehead*
"Forget the ring, I found it in a Cracker Jack box! The power is in youuuuu...."
Forgive Him Lord For He Know Not What He Do.
Forgive me Father, for I have sinned, it's been 13 years since my last confession. / I told a lie. I hit a hooker. I barfed on my neighbor's dog. And I stole the Mona Lisa and urinated on it. / Is there still hope for me?
FOR HIRE: Desperate, unskilled, useless intellectual
for I am Seratuhl, and you are the puppet, / that dances to my tune..' / Oh and do you know what time it is?
For instance, did you know that God Emperor Leto II has a Myspace?
forklift who trusts you very much leading you to her nest where a newborn pallet jack is waiting and squealing and squeaking for milk and she is showing you this because she trusts ands loves you so much
FORM AL1040 Alchoholic tax return
For year Jan.1 to Dec.30,1988
Filing status: __divorced __divorced twice __getting divorced __impotent
AA residency status __street __de-tox __local mission
1. Money found
2. Money borrowed(not returned)
3. Money stolen
4. Estimated value of drinks bought for you
5. Have someone add lines 1 through 4 for you and enter total on line 5. This is your average income.
6. Money acctually worked for
7. Have someone subtract line 6 from line 5 and enter difference on line 7, if 6 is greater than 5 start over YOU GOOFED! This is your avg. taxable income.
EXEMPTIONS
8. Monies recieved from Welfare, Misc. Charities, Barbetting, Handouts, etc.
9. Monies lost due to holes in pockets
10. Monies payed out for Hangover medication (Real medication not hair of the dog)
BUMMER, that's taxable too. You'd better have another drink bud.
WHAT YOU OWE!!!!
This is the measally amount that we will add on to your back taxes since you've already drank it anyway.
Now go take your frustrations out on your loved ones, or (since noone probably loves you) a total stranger will suffice. Then go have a drink on us, We've already had a few on you. See you at the audit.
For me it would be an egg. Not to eat, but just to see the result. I then, threw it at a tree..... because I had nothing else to do with the mutant-looking egg. :D
Form of... lichen!
For NASA, space is still a high priority.
For once, I have no fucking words.
For once in a while this pops in my head / "If you aren't become mine, then you must die.^_^"
ForsakenAdoptables: Why are all your replies so hostile... Some people are being genuinely positive and respecting your opinion...
paramoreSUCKS: because im a hostile motherfucker
For Sale: One Dead Horse
For some reason when my friend typed "Martyred" I read it as "Married", and... Well, lulz ensued at what I thought she said. Share your "O SHIT I read that as _______!" moments. :aww:
For the Crazy Middle-Aged Office Lady
For the last time, Agnostics are not devil worshippers
For the last time, I'm not searching the inside of your pants!! Now get off my ass, woman! ;p
For the love of crap, real life is NOT an RPG.
for the love of gruz help me
for the record i flashed my spread vulva to you because i wanted to make you smile, not for any depraved or allosexual reason.
For the same reason grandmas have pistols under their pillows?
For the thought crime of experiencing optimism you have been sentenced to five years of propeller hat and rainbow lollipop
For the typical American SUV driver
(For those less inclined, a poof is not only a homosexual, but a rather ugly ottoman.)
For those who doesnt remember wendigo, its that ennemie that plays basketball and dunk with your body.
For Trade: Insane Roommate for Peace & Quiet
Forum Newsletter: Issue 15 IT'S A KICK IN A GLASS
Forum threads are like your intestines: despite all the nice, different, and colorful things that go into it, it's essentially just full of shit. :aww:
for years i've put up with the piss lobbyists and their laughable attempts to silence me. i will not use th bathroom again until theyre dead
FOUND - Horse Poop
Foxes are lame. A bison could kick a fox's and a wolf's ass at the same time. And just for giggles, I'll throw in a coyote too. :D
<Fozie> XIRWW.
<Fozie> XJEE.
* harm reports foz to dept of anti american activities
* Fozie reports harm to the zoo, ourangutang enclosure
<harm> i got owned yet again :(
<harm> ok this is it its razorblade time for me
* harm has quit IRC
* harm has joined #Proghouse
<harm> wtf goddamn mach3 protective bars
<Fozie> haha you suck at the suicide
frankly i am trying to create a hostile environment
Frantically clicking the cancel button
Freakin crazy lady nearly ran my a$$ over a couple years back ><. Old people and driving don't mix very well.
Fred found his way to a frontier town and became the bartender at the wildest saloon in the territory. The owner told Fred: "If you ever hear even a rumor that Mad Martin is coming to town, just save what you can, put a bottle of Red Eye on the counter, and head out of town as fast as you can."
Martin was an old mountain man who lived up in the hills and only came to town once or twice a year, but was the most dangerous guy anyone had ever heard of. Fred forgot all about it, until one day a cowboy came riding through town yelling "Martin's coming! Head for the hills!" Everybody immediately jumped on their horses and took off. Except Fred, who wanted to see this guy because he didn't believe he could be all that tough. So Fred put the bottle of Red Eye on the bar, hid behind the counter, and waited.
Soon a huge, mean-looking guy rode down the center of the street on the biggest bull buffalo Fred had ever seen. The guy stopped the buffalo, jumped off, punched it in the head (dropping the critter to its knees) and bellowed "Wait here til I get back!" He had a pair of huge mountain lions on leashes, which he tied to a post and kicked, hollering "You pussycats stay here til I'm done!"
Into the bar he stormed, ripping the doors off the wall as he passed. With two strides he approached the bar, picked up the bottle of Red Eye, bit off the neck, and downed it all in one gulp. Poor Fred let out a little whimper. The guy looked down over the bar and roared "What the hell do you think you're looking at!?"
Fred managed to say "N..n..n..nothing, mister. Do you want another bottle of Red Eye?"
To which the fellow replied, "Hell no! I don't have time! I gotta get out of here -- Mad Martin's coming!"
Free 17' Canoe ** NOT seaworthy**
FREE : appox. 3000 lbs. of rotting cheese (please read)
Free beer! Let it roam the Earth freely. :shakefist:
Free Broken Time Machine
free coffin (Dixie Highway)
Free, currently unused Urn
Free dead (?) frozen wasps & hives (WASPSICLES!!)
Free dead (?) frozen wasps & hives (WASPSICLES!!)
Free dead piano. With impeccable karma.
Free Death Ray parts
Freedom to where? To poachers and massive metal objects with shiny lights? Hell no. / Freedom is getting my ass pampered. Feed me, zoo slaves! Muahahaha!
free fonts please...
Free Giant Cardboard Dinosaur
Free hugs are free. I'm enjoying these free internet hugs more than I should, methinks. :iconshiftyplz:
Free Jar of Live Worms with Pics!!
Free Kid-sized suicide vest with every Happy Meal.
FREE -- ROBOT that makes Rice
Free semi chewed up chair
FREE STUFF! They call it "Eviciton" But We Prefer "Moving Really Fast"
Free stupid organ!
free them (they're just plastic ants, don't worry)
free to good home: cursed domain name
FREE: Triple anti-biotic ointment for the scabby-faced ratbastard who
Free Washing Machine: (BEWARE: IT MAKES PEOPLE DIE)
Free Washing Machine: (BEWARE: IT MAKES PEOPLE DIE)
Free Wood/My Soul
Freeze random things in the freezer. See if they explode. Then light them on fire. See if they explode. Learn how to make a bomb. See if it explodes. Put ketchup in your hair. See if it explodes?
Freshly baked pie :bucktooth:......or a newly lit fart :groucho:
FRIDAY FREAK FACTION: Canned Margaritas Go Wild
friendly reminder that the new number between 5 and 6 is called Derf
Friend tried to get me to play it. Bored after the first town. What little combat I saw was nothing to marvel at. Your icon is bizarre.
friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife
Fries are awesome. Who doesn't love fries? :iconfrenchfriesplz:
<`Frieza> dont you get it! I have a giant Brain that is capable of reduceing anything down to a yes or no question.
<bUdDyLeE> LOL `Frieza I don't think that's how it's supposed to work
<bUdDyLeE> watch
<bUdDyLeE> What is the meaning of life?
<`Frieza> yes
<bUdDyLeE> elaborate
<`Frieza> no
<bUdDyLeE> fair enough.
Friyay... Starts Now.
from a toke to a toot.
From fanatics from PETA view point:
OMFG pour puppies, how could you bastards! Animals are humans too!!1! You should totally like use other humans and children and stuff to save the puppies!!1!1!1``Ą! Thou it is okay if I use thous medicaments to survive because I luv animuls!
From here on out I declare that all of "infinite tolerances" thread are now about my wiener. Feel free to thank me people.
From now on, anyone who uses the phrase "won the internet" is automatically disqualified from the internet.
from predator urine to fly dope & everything in between!
From Rhode Island: Birthplace of Mr. Potato-head... it's
ASTRAL AVENUE
Number 1 November 1986 "Eff the ineffable!"
Astral Avenue is an actual Providence street located not far from our
home. Short, tree-lined, unprepossessing, it and its inhabitants have never
yet exhibited any overt trace of Kozmic Konsciousness. And yet... light
fractures strangely there on a summer's day; mailmen have been seen to enter
and SKIP SOME HOUSES; LOVECRAFT NEVER WALKED ON IT; and there are STRAY DOGS
ROAMING FREE. We wonder.... -- Astral Avenue zine #1, 1986
"From the looks of my penis, I believe they are sucking the adrenaline out of me."
From then on I was The kid that shat on Hugo the Hornet.
From the "YOU ARE HEIR TO GREAT FORTUNE OF ONE HUNDRED MILLION (1.000.000) US DOLLARS" file...
Frustration at disrespectful artwork.
Fry... remember what we talked about.. about you ending your stories a sentence early?
Fuck animals; I'm a monster truck.
Fuck being a butterfly! I'm a moth!
Fuck Christmas and fuck everyone who loves it. / Old comment is old / Yes, very old comment
Fuck Continental coffee and the fucking coffee klatch that takes up the whole fucking sidewalk with their tangle of fucking mongrel dogs and overloaded SUV fucking style mega-strollers.
FUCK EVERYTHING IN THIS WORLD, EVEN IF YOU CAN CURSE ME AND KILL ME WITHOUT TOUCHING ME
Fuck, fuck, fuck, shit, fuck, shit!!!!!
Fuck Holly and Fuck Ivy / And fuck all that mistletoe / White-bearded big fat bastards / Ringing bells where ever you go
Fuck if they can't make modern life sound fucking sinister, huh?
Fuck, I keep forgetting stamps are serious business.
fucking good fucky advice:)
FUCKING YES ARRRRGH. I would actually like to be a testing subject for some things but they don't really allow a lot of human testing.
Fuck it all! I'm moving to USA!!!
Fuck it! ...I'm lowering my standards, you should too!
Fuckity fuck, fuck, FUCK.
fuck man all six of my spider legs are killing me....
Fuck "Mr. Right Now" of Bookcases ...
Fuck Na'vi otherkin! I'm a fucking glowing fairy that follows everyone EVERYWHERE. NO MATTER WHAT. :iconnaviplz: / HEY LISTEN! HEY LISTEN! HEY LISTEN!
fuck nesquick. that rabbit can go suck a dick lol
Fuck off, talentless bitch.
Fuck that. Give me a tank. I'll run over the zombies.
Fuck that noise, I aced biology. I had the steadiest hands of all of my classmates and cut that cat up perfectly :thumbsup:
Fuck that. No one tells me what I should and shouldn't buy.
Fuck them. Fuck them with a tire iron sideways. We don't need them.
Fuck the Otaku
Fuck the palm: this calls for face-desk contact.
Fuck the stamp. Turn this into a poster.
fuck this *closes the lid of my coffin*
FUCK U U STIPUD BITCH U NEED TO KILL URSELF WARRIORS IS THE BEST AND U WILL NEVER BEST IT U STIPID BITCH ID LIKE TO SEE U WRITE A BOOK BETTER THAN WERRIORS OMG FUCK UUUUU U SLUT
Fuck! Whatever you do, don't piss off Wisconsin, they have cheese wizards!
fuck you and also your avatar
fuck you guys im a bear
fuck you hmm ... i would set my rapeface up and run after her x] COME HERE YOU !! [is she hot?]
fuck you im a teen werewolf
FUCK YOU, WIZARD HATER
FUCK YOU. Yeah, you: the asshole who took time out of your miserable day to tell me how much you hate my wizard murals. You probably don’t have a single drop of artistic sense in your hatemongering soul. Want to get rid of all the world’s wizard murals? Here’s an idea: You can stick every one of them up your ass.
Fuck you, your boobies hang everywhere anyway.
fully acknowledge there were too many froyo places in 2012 but they didn't ALL need to close
funeral doom fan reacting to their bike getting stolen: ............................................................................................. HEY............................................................................... STOP!.......
fun fact about me: When I was 6 years old I sent so much hate mail to the president (the second Bush) that the mail carrier had to tell my mom I needed to stop before we got FBI’d
I was COMPLETELY unaware of the US political scene or why the adults in my life hated Bush, but I knew I hated him because he let people shoot wolves from helicopters and that’s mean and shitty
I also had a poor grasp on how stamps worked, so given that I wasn’t allowed to continually throw money away by putting stamps on my presidential hate mail, a lot of the times I just drew squares with little pictures inside on the corner.
Fun fact, if you were to take all the blood out of your body and put it in a bathtub, you’d die
Funked up panic attacks
<Funk> Hey I have a question for your mother
<zuKi> Sure thing, let me get her!
<Funk> Ask her how many Communion wafers you'd have to eat to consume a whole Jesus
<Funk> I think the puppet on the left supports my views. No, I think the puppet on the right supports my views the best. Hey, they're both held by the same man! GO BACK TO SLEEP AMERICA, YOUR GOVERNMENT IS IN CONTROL
<craNKGod> WE NEED TO REVOLT
<Funk> Trust me, you Americans are revolting enough
(funky Dildo not included)
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Funny you should mention that, one time I was at a bar and I asked him...."has anyone tried to eat you yet?" And John said..."No, why would anyone do that?" And I said..."Because you're sweet enough to eat!"
furrie dolphin nameing
Furries and wolves / Go together like / Peanut butter and / OCTOPUS TEETH.
Furries cannot be harmed, no matter how many lolcubes are dropped upon them.
Furries causing disappointment? stop the presses say it ain't so.
Furry Comedy is like AIDS, Not enough people get it and it rots you from the inside out.
furry hypnosis fun to watch these guys but also concerning
Furry invasion!!! / Man eating bunnies! / They would so all be all like "run away, run away!" Then Gallup off on there stick horses...
Furry is NOT a race!
Furrys against Vajayjay! News at 7:00!
Furry sexuality is like serving up a steaming bowl if paprika.
Furry sign: Your parents leave copies of Equestiran magazine in the bathroom for you.
fursuiter needed maybe
Futa is gay, no matter how you look at it.
fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now
Fuuuck we left the back door open last night andthe whole kitchen got out
Fuuuuck dude I got drunk last night and tried to take down the villain on my own and now he’s texting me some ‘I’m the only one allowed to defeat you’ shit bro what do I
FuzzGod5: The next time someone asks me to write a java program that runs over a network connection, I'm going to print out an entire ream of paper with "try/catch" blocks, crush their heads with it, then jump on their corpse and shout "WRYYYYYYYYYYYY!" triumphantly.