u are LYING, car sex is real!!! think about it!what about transformers?
uch and i have sciene work to do tomorrow....and i HATE science if i haven't told you that before.
uf curse not. im a cet hooman ranibow hybrid
UFO19M: I d burn her like a witch but I am afraid of the fumes
ufo eat's shit - ufo crashs into a circus tent and eats shit
ufos are becoming smarter.....
Ugh, I remember watching a video about a Red Tail Boa Constrictor eating a live rat, and some girl kept bitching that the owners should have drugged the rat so it wouldn't have felt pain. =_='''
Ugh. I thought they were going to be Blue Footed. / Fuck you.
ugh i was a NEW MEMBER when i posted this CLAM DOWN people god......
UGH Jesus x Buddha is a lot better though.
Ugh, what ever.
Remember honey, short and sweet, I'm getting tired.
"UGH!!! WHY ARE WE IN DEBT?!?!" / *tosses $400 large format printer into storage unit* / These people. I swear, these people.
Ugly...as Death backing out of a shithouse reading "Mad Magazine"
[] Ugly inside and out - 20 point bonus
ugly's the new cool bra.
uhhhhh umm.... comic format?
Uhhh,so... White people in america who are racist are racist and black people in america who make racial distinctions against white people are intolerant therefore there is no black racists in america.... uhhh. If this thought process were math would it be calculus or quantum?
Uh...I gave a sandwich to a dog today! :noes:
Uhmmmm, I really don't usually see people eating wolves so stfu! Don't call me an idiot bc I could be in the 10th grade but Im in the 8th bc I didnt wanna skip grades. And I love wolves and search up facts on them and they do not ATTACK humans, they fight for SURVIVAL. IDIOT!
uh no. ur mind, ur comp, or ur bow isnt gonna fight off a hungry cougar or a pack of wolfs. take away any tech and were dead
Uh Z80 opcodes don't turn into x86 by magic you know.
U KNOW WUT U CAN JUST SHUT UR FCKING TRAP U KNOW THAT THEY HAVE ONLY KILLED PEOPLE BECASUE THEY HADENT EATENIN ABOUT A MOUNTH SO SHUT THE F*CK UP THEY ONLY KILL PEOPLE WHEN THEY HAVENT EATEN ANYTHING! WOULDNT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or would u die starving?? I WOULD PREFER U BE SHOT!!!
Ultrajerk5000: lick my shity crack
ultra realistic scooby doo costume
“Um.” - 1st horse that got ridden
Um every dog howls at the night because they descended there not ACTUAL WOLVES IF THEY WERE THEY'D ALL WE KILLED FOR ATTACKING CHILDREN. Sorry to shout at you but its the truth okay?
Um...I can't get past the part where Stalin and Hitler are back from the dead. :icondawhatplz:
ummmm ok *disappears into my portal*
ummmm....pie.....we're talking about the kind you bake right?
ummm... what does bad Dubstep sound like?
"Umm...Well, you are cold, slimy all over, and it appears that you crawl
on the ground on your belly all the time, and you dont have any balls!...
I'm pretty sure you're a lawyer!" -- a blind rabbit, feeling up a blind snake, in an old joke
Um...sir...do you fail to see that I am in fact already wearing my radioactive duds and thus do not need to worry about the death that you foresee?
Um...you do know it's not wrong to provide proof for a viewpoint? Saying "I think spinach is gross" isn't the same as saying "Iran has nukes!" The later is going to demand some kind of proof.
Unban me or I will kill you / you guys are horrible admins now unban me so I can stop bitching / I'll kill you and your families unless you unban me / I like pissing you and the other admins off, unban me so I can't / Okay what.
unbeknownst to you my astral self is still within the orbmy anger knows no bounds
under marxism nobody works cause they don't get paid
UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES LET A REDNECK GIVE YOU THEIR CULTURAL ALCOHOL
under water animals dont make sounds THERE UNDERWATER DUH!!!!DOY!!!!!!
U need a special fuck to get the special pig fuck
unemployed and homeless but at least I'm looking good
Unemployed friends be like I got a crazy story there were mad crumbs in my bed last night
UNFATHOMABLE ANGER
Unforgivable Flying Object
Unfortunately, as you clearly specified, I am not as good as you so my ass has never been kissed. :bucktooth:
Unfortunately for potential employers and necrophilic suitors, she has no last name nor contact information, but salary is negotiable and she is "open to whatever happens between us--friends or more! :) ".
unfortunately i have fallen in love with a song that's 1 minute and 16 seconds long
Unfortunately we don't have polar bears. Or penguins. :iconsadtardplz:
Unintelligent People who Hate America
Unique Coffee and Side table (will injure children)
unironically: friends dont let friends fuck cops
UNIX: Gay People (with ponytails)
(Unless that means something else to y'otherkin).
Unless you are extreamly retarded READ THIS PLZ!!!
Unless you're my sister. I have very strong suspicions that she is not the same species as me . . .
Unlike some people who have an an evil side and no good side. Like Manuel Noriega. / One of my characters has an evil side as well and no redeeming features. Alphonse.
Unlike the gamecube which was later modified into a Japanese bomb shelter ^_^
UNMFGDBY7EJSKDGBSYUHGDVSYTAGHFDGBSYADGHFDVYS HOW DARE YOU STOP POSTING ANTI ART OR I WILL LITERALLY COMMENT DJBUHJCNMBCHJGDBHJNV D ON ALL OF YOUR ART!
Unnecessary vomit scenes in movies.
Unsurprisingly due to its small size, the breed was not used for any sporting or working purposes; an 1875 book refers to it as being "of no use" and "merely an object of curiosity".
Until, of course, some fat guy takes off his shirt or bends over and you can see the crack of his ass, and then it's *ICKY*! and MUST be removed for the sake of the children... THE CHILDRuuuuuN!
until they run out of food and have a taste for livestock. they also lose that fear of humans if they bite one because we're salty and delicious.
Un-tune the piano.
U peek into the wizard orb’s search history and see “woman wizards age 800-1200 single
upon discovering Bearded Frog i KNEW all my work had been validated *tiny fake beard falls off frog* *all the scientists boo/throw garbage*
Up up and away! *crunch* ...my neck.
UP YOUR ASS! Wolves aren't a fad! Idiots like you made their plight a fad and a popularity symbol when they need our help!
uranus is one of my favorite planets. i would like to send a probe there to photograph it in great detail. its color, immaculate. Its shape, perfect. I think it would be cool to have a probe that descended deep within uranus but you know the pressures are so high i'm not sure how long it would last before exploding. I dont really have any other reasons to like uranus except its on its side which gives you a really great view
ur invited to my gangbang themed birthday party
UR JUST JELOUSE OF MAI INNUR DRAGYN SPIRT
U R STUPID AND IGNORANT!!! U R NOT WORTHY OF BEING HERE!! NOT EVEN WORHT BEING CALLED AN ARTIST!! GO AHEAD REPORT ME AND GET ME KICKED OF DEVIANT ART!! BUT AT LEAS I WILL HAVE THE SATISFACTION OF TELLING U THAT UR A WORTHLESS IDIOT THAT DOENST DESERVE TO BE TREATED LIKE HUMAN BEING!! I HOPE A WOLF KILLS U!!
USA patriotism must hit so good when you're stupid
U.S. Army Public Affairs, Kissing Brass Since 1775
US Constitution, Amendment II: "Everybody buy guns. Just buy a bunch of goddamn guns. Rool around in a gun pile & cry. I'm George washigton"
USE CAPS AND EXCLAMATION POINTS TO MAKE IT SEEM AS THOUGH YOU'RE SCREAMING!!!!!
Use CB lingo where applicable.
Use criminals on death row. ^_^
Used to drink blood, but I don't need to do that to know I am immortal.
use logic. everyone is a zep fan (or frikcin' well should be) so ergo jesus is. what kind of messiah would he be if he didnt?
USER IS SENDING YOU A FILE - PAIN.ZIP 1.36TB
uses my powerful magnetic field to create detailed images of your organs, skeletal system, and all the other soft tissues in your body
Use these bonus words in the conversation: ROBUST, FREE-SPIRITED, COST-EFFICIENT, UKRAINIAN, and PUCE.
Use your PTO
Using Autism to Justify Theft
Using elite as an insult is an artefact of tired marxist rhetoric"
Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants.
Using plastic bags. / Worst way to order a pizza.
Using the Quake, Quake2 or Unreal game engines and level editors create a 3d virtual map of the victims house, office or whatever place you intend to kill them. Practice killing them in this virtual mock up.
<@Ustas> Sigh. Got to go buy some food. A mouse hung itself in my fridge and left a note "can't live like this"
Usually I know if I am having A dream if I'm having a conversation with a lot a people and I'm only wearing a shirt and underwear. ( AND NO ONE NOTICES!!!")
UTERI: Someone seems angry. Why don't you toddle off to bed now little guy I think that you're too young for the internet right now, maybe when you're older and more mature.
AvantGardePony: I'm irritated that you're so stupid. Stupidity irritates me. I'm 29, stupid.
UUUUUBOOOOOOAAAAAA :iconwooooplz:
Uuuuumm... Okay, I give up - how am I supposed to respond to this? :? Oh, wait! I think I know! :cough: "I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK!"