GAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! KILL IT! BURN IT! DESTROY IT! / {goes on a stereotypical draconic rampage}
Gadh, its irritating that oeple are going around and just "MY HUSKY IT'S A HALF WOLF, ISN'T THAT COOL? AREN'T I'M POPULAR NOW EH?! I'VE GOTA A WOLF AND I TAMED IT :flirty: "
games that are bad to play on internet forums
GANGSTA EASTER BUNNY FILLS ME WITH RAGE!!! Especially since they went with that awful cop out line "and I'm here to say". That line just PROVES you've got no talent. >:/
GARDENINGBLOBS: If you bothered to look it up, there's about 300,000 wolves left on earth. Grey wolves are also considered to be of least concern for extinction by scientists. Get the fuck out of here, wolf fucker.
ToastedToast15: "wolf fucker" implies that I am sexually attracted to wolves. I am not. I realize that I was wrong in saying they were endangered, but all apex predators are still important to their ecosystem.
GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.
Gaston? Willimathe? Regan? I like umm.. well I guess Sonia's cool, but I realy dont look like one and being male there would be some issues *pssst* Don't forget you can have more than one.
gaze upon my shitty shit
<gb> BlackDeth: have you ever tasted your own jizz?
<BlackDeth> no
<BlackDeth> or anybody elses jizz for that matter
<BlackDeth> i've shot jizz in my eye
<BlackDeth> but i wasn't aiming
<BlackDeth> so i dont feel as bad
<gb> sure you werent
<BlackDeth> no i mean there was somebody else at the controls
<blazemore> did he apologize
Gee, I thought that every time Russia tried to buy a VAX, customs came along and filled the boxes with concrete. -- reply to the kremvax April Fools post, Usenet, 1984
GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
Gee. I wonder what happens when I run "Iraq bodycount" through a google engine? ... WELL HOLY CRAP! That was much easier. :laughing:
gekchi: can you fucking not.
warriorwolfgirl555: CAN I YES LOL IDIOT
W-I-N-D-Y: today on dumbasses
General Custer: Where the fuck did all those Indians come from!?!?!?
Genius, you sir, should run
gently and lovingly drags you over broken glass
*genuine cry for help but with 'lmfao' added to the end for some reason*
*genuinely absorbed zero information* got it
George: Maybe Joe DiMaggio disagrees with you.
Barbara: What's that mean? Marilyn Monroe?
George: I think - Marilyn Monroe - maybe has the same high regard.
Barbara: Well that's nice. -- George and Barbara Bush, in conversation
<George> : Walmart is selling Linux boxes now.
<George> : Onward and upward.
<George> : Once you get them in the Walmart's, Cosco's, and K-Mart's, world domination is near.
<3hreeD> : yeah george but there's only so much you can do with those linux boxes
<George> : Yeah, like run the net.
Georgia, :icontheresyourproblemplz:
GESHP CASTS FREEVE LVL 4, GESHP CASTS FREEZE LVL 4, WHITE DRAGON BREATHES WHAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE RANDOM HIGH DAMAGE FIRE NEARLY EVERY TIME.
get a frog for just 10 15 yup you heard me a frog
Get ahold of a nuclear weapon and go Allah Akbar on their asses.
Get a pounced.org account. You will literally get laid harder than you can imagine within half a business day.
Get drunk and be somebody else.
Get enough sleep during the daytime so that you are fresh for playing at night between 2 & 4 a.m.
Get in here and fuck my dark portal
Get More Chicks (GMC)
"Get off my lawn you no good Alien freeloaders!" - old man style. And of course, grab the shotgun should they fail to have left in the time it takes me to blink upon finishing that order.
Get off of da you are 12
Get out. Do not pass Go. Do not ask for $200. :icongtfoplz:
Get out. Now. / No blasphemy against the honorable Mr. Lucas will be allowed on my watch.
Get out with these Church facts. Internet is not a place of it. :icongetoutfrogplz:
GET PAID TO CRY - MAKE UP TO "$4.98" A DAY SOBBING ON WEBCAM -MAIL US TEARS FOR вonυѕвυх®- ABJECT HUMAN MISERY IS THE LIFEBLOOD - DIE A HERO
Get ready to be gurgled
*gets abducted by aliens* thank you. you have no idea how much i hated living on that planet
gets dragon insurance for my car in case a dragon fucks my car
*gets out an electric bass and amplifier* LET'S ROCK!!! :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:
*gets unbelievably pissed* / I take it evryone will touch me now, aye? :mad:
gets was removed from our [C library] a couple days ago. -- Bill Cheswick, AT&T Bell Labs Research, quoted in "A Tour of the Worm", 1988
Get taker's name. Later, call exactly on the hour to say, "This is your time of day wake-up call, So-and-so." Hang up.
Get the fuck off the internet boy!
Get the fuck out of here, wolf fucker. / "wolf fucker" implies that I am sexually attracted to wolves. I am not.
Get this thing off of me!
-getting all cozy in bed- good night dust mites good night house centipedes good night silverfish good night spiders
*getting a tarot reading* the tower, a-another tower, and... a plane
*getting blown into a big balloon* hm?
getting high so i can more fully imagine early transitional amphibians
Getting kicked in the balls. / Being pregnant is just mood swings, morning sickness, a swollen belly, and then like doing a huge poop out of your vagina.
Getting kicked in the neck which sword-swallowing.
getting my cudgel autographed by a law officer
Getting paid to use Craigslist? Hell yes.
getting rocks thrown at you until you die is just part of the process. you can walk it off
getting unzipped has to feel so good for the compressed file
Get your umbrellas out, lads, cuz it's raining men.
GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.
Ghost Riders In The Sky, in my pants.
Ghosts and poltergheists
Gigars A pipe and some tobacco then light all my cigars and pipes with the puny paper money MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
:giggle: yea boobies would cheer me up too xD although im not a cat person, my dummy dogs do cheer me up too haha
<gilm0re> I wanna make a movie called "I Rock Your Mom" and make it a story about a child who has to triumph over constipation and an erectile disfunction.
<TJ32> ahh.. an autobiography
Gimme a 50 word summary. I'm to lazy to watch 10 minutes of video.
Gimme a dancing mat that works - or a DDR game that doesn't require you to look like you have a carp in your shorts while at the same time trying to stomp a bunch of spiders on the floor.
Gimme another motherfucking quarter. What about my motherfucking pudding, motherfucker?!
Girl... I don't see what's so special about you. Going to flee market? Driving really fast? Do you really consider these as real attributes? You are a dime a dozen! I DON'T mean to be offensive, just want to point out the obvious.
Girls are like tornadoes because in pictures it's like wow those look cool but in person it's all omg what do I do
girls love having their little digital archives
girl whatever, at least we aren’t pregnant
Give a man a fish, teach a man to fish, i can't send them a job.
Give a man fire and he'll be warm for a day. / Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Give an artist a fish tutorial, he'll be taught for a day. TEACH an artist . . . / Blast it, I'm missing the other half of the analogy.
GIVE GOOD BACK RUBS, SOMETIME MIGHT CRACK RIB BUT NOTHING THAT BOTTLE OF CHAMPALE IN BUBBLE BATH NO FIX.
give me hoops or give me a death: a girlie's date during march madness
give me the dollar and ill fold it up to show you how the twin towers were foreseen to happen one hundred years ago
Give me ur phone
*Gives you a hug and a Jar of Peanut butter* ^.=.^
Give them your address, exclaim, "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.
give your children a more original name.
Giving birth. / Getting kicked in the balls is 10 minutes of pain. / Giving birth is suffering with a meatloaf in your oven for 9 months.
Glass of water on a spit, roasting over a bonfire for hours
<gleep> Heh. You people don't want to hear how one of my ex-bosses performed a mercy killing on a family's cat at their request.
<Sypher-Ryn> Yes we do
<gleep> I actually think it's quite funny.
<Sypher-Ryn> come on!! Mercy killings!
<me^2> tell us
<DrCloud> o.O;
<ashie> O.O
<gleep> He was visiting a cousin's family, they lived out on in the country. While he was there, they told them about their cat that was really old, and had gotten quite sick. The vet had told them they should have it put to sleep. But they just couldn't do it... they started to drive it the 20 miles to the vet a couple times but never got very far.
<gleep> So when he was talking to their dad, he said he could take care of it. He had his pistol in his truck. So that evening he finds the cat and takes it out back of the house.
<gleep> (Don't read this, sensative viewers! ) So he's out there with his 357, looking down at the cat, who really /was/ in horrible shape. So he's about to shoot the cat when... Something came over him. He stuck his foot under the cat and kicked it into the air... and shot it midair. The 357 blew the poor critter to bits. Then he turns around and sees... The ENTIRE FAMILY staring at him through the picture window.
<FJ> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
<ashie> best story ever
GlitterStarWolfQueen: I live near a frorest full of wolves I take walks in the forest and the wolfvs never attac me! And even if they do, they only attack because theyr scared of us and were invading their teritory
paramoreSUCKS: Is that bullshit I smell? Yes, and it's coming from your comment and account.
GlitterStarWolfQueen: No, maybe its from your afwul stamps! You shuld be more instruktive instead of makuing your point in a mean way and calling ppl off.
paramoreSUCKS: Nope, the stench is from your shit troll account- brand new, wolfaboos and leaves comments on nothing but things you "disagree" with. Try. Harder.
GlitterStarWolfQueen: Huh? Ididn't leave comments on just things I disagree with, and I like other things!
<gloone> america is the only country where people live in trailers.
Glory to the Stoat Gods! Actually, I'm a Stoat atheist. But Stoats are amazing, gods or mortal stoats.
gnomes? i'd frekin eat the lot of them. / there best fryed n' salted:twisted:
Gnoming - getting laid by a short man.
Goat eye (I think it was a goat at least :O) at a weird food contest in a china buffet :fear: if you ever have a chance to go to one, spare yourself. Cow tongue as a punishment as a child. a worm in a lollipop :iconminilarryplz:
<Goatroper> so i had a checkup at the doctor a couple months ago
<Goatroper> i waited in the goddamn lobby for like 2 hours
<Goatroper> i was just starting to doze off when they called me back into one of the exam rooms
<Goatroper> so i sit on this chair for like 30 more mins, and then fall asleep
<Goatroper> i wake up and have no idea what time it is or how long i've been waiting
<Goatroper> so 20 minutes later after I finished reading the Hispanic Business Weekly
<Goatroper> I start diggin through the drawers in the exam table and his desk drawer
<Goatroper> i find some hypos and don't touch them, some dressing gowns, and then i get to the drawer marked "OB/GYN"
<Goatroper> i open it up, take a peeky-peek inside, and what do I see? Speculums and rectal dilators.
<Goatroper> At this point I'm in his desk rolly-chair
<Goatroper> with about 40 rubber gloves in my pockets for later use
<Goatroper> so I grab a speculum in each hand
<Goatroper> and start making them sing and talk like little ducks
<Goatroper> i was rooting around for a sharpie and couldn't find one
<Goatroper> so i put them down and did my glove-trick
<Goatroper> i stretched a rubber glove over my head and blew it up
<Goatroper> then i grabbbed the speculums and started spinning around in his chair
<Goatroper> glove inflated on my head the size of two basketballs
<Goatroper> speculum in each hand
<Goatroper> spinning in his office chair
<Goatroper> i hear footsteps and as i'm extending my legs to slow down, the door opens
<Goatroper> the doctor is standing there with my chart in his hand
<kr0nus> omg
<Goatroper> i stopped spinning and just sat there, looking at him through the thin film of the glove
<Goatroper> he was like "Corey.....?"
<Goatroper> I said "Yep."
<Goatroper> held up the speculums.
<Goatroper> said, "I got bored."
<Goatroper> and he was like "That's quite a trick with those gloves. Where did you learn that?"
<Goatroper> I said "Many doctor's offices in many states."
<Goatroper> He was like "You want to take some with you?" as I got up
<Goatroper> I pulled the wad out of my pocket and said "Already did."
<Goatroper> then I walked out and i heard him laughing like a goddamn maniac as soon as the door was closed
<Goatroper> then the other day i go in again rofl and he just hands me a brand new unopened box of 100 gloves
<Goatroper> i was gonna ask for some speculums just to fuck with him but I was afraid he'd give me some
Go back to preschool and start over again.You don't have any useful social skills and this planet has no use for children who don't know how to play nice with others including those of the higher spiritual realm like animals.They feel more than you could ever imagine.Maybe you need to study biology some before you make comments on any living species.The size of the brain has nothing to do with emotions.Animals feel more compassion than most humans.This is why you often see dolphins come to the aid of stupid humans who would not do the same if roles were reversed.You are a sad pathetic excuse for a human being.
go back to sleep puppy *holds chlorophyll over your face*eategg24
God approves of my bicycle-riding when I go to the grocery store.
Goddammit, the Egyptians taking our sports riot glory. *Canadian
Goddamn, fuck yeah! You go, triippy!
goddamnit both of you STOP POSTING and KILL YOURSELVES
god dont you hate it when
God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft
Go die in a fire, necromancer...
GODIFREAKINGAGREESOMUCH! <3 it's all HALLOWS eve people, NOT all hookers eve. -.-
god if there was a book of forbidden spells I wouldn’t even hesitate
God I hate American political terminology so GODDAMNED MUCH. *calm*
god I love a good corn on it’s cob
GOD, I luv the SLUT ^.=.^
God, I'm only 19 and already I feel like a cranky old grandma. I really don't understand kids these days.
God is a troll. / No, Stalin is the best. He killed less people and had a more awesome moustache. God so wishes to be him that he'd castrate himself four times.
God is everywhere, probably just asleep. I mean He rested after only 7 days, what more 2000 years
God remember when we were in Chicago and you saw me go "mmmm I think I will get the burger" about 5 times and you were like "god you're such an American!! kill yourself!"
God's favorite instrument is the human nervous system
GodSmackI5: hey god how about you shut be foe i find you and cut your balls off ok
Godzilla is one of the most arousing monsters ever spawned by human imagination.
godzilla is sexy
"goes to heaven but angels still cry.... god is upset.....and im crying right now D'X, the baby does know....after it dies.....its still alive with a soul."
"EVERYTHING DESERVES TO LIVE!!!!!!!!!"
That is not how nature works.
Go fuck your daddy and have him shove that "Nope" up your ass while he's back there.
go go gadget parenting skills
Go have your period somewhere else and fuck a wolf or some shit.
going on a guilt trip do yall want anything
Going through all the hymnals, mark song 666.
Going to napdonalds and ordering the sleepy meal
going to nowhere and ordering a nothing burger
Going to Target, anyone need anything nicer than what you'd buy at Walmart but not as nice as you'd hoped to afford at this stage in life?
Go into a closet, close the door, and turn off the dark sucker.
go jump off a cliff for that insult
go kill a wolf with your bare hands, so the wolf can actually have a chance of winning...
Goldberg says: "I don't fear guns. You know, guns don't kill people - Videogames kill people.â€
goldfish crack
gold took a huge shit today
Go, my tiny army! SING AT THINGS WHILE YOU BASH THEM TO DEATH!
gonna drink water i find in hollow trees and see if that gives me magic
goodbye august you piece of shit
Goodbye. Going to join people who think outside the box.
Good bye my ice cream.
Goodbye! See you in two months!
...Good for the dinosaurs... But they didn't die because of their opinions... They died because of climate change... but nice try....
Good for them. May they all be fat, dumb and happy!
GOOD IDEA!!! / Then we can cook them, Mmmm deep fryed baby... Then well eat there candy:D
Good luck with tesing on Death Row inmates; I hope they treat you kindly while you do their makeup.
Good message / Bad pun
Good morning, what the fuck was I cooking in here
Good point... *pillages the skull too* / we're gonna have to clean the brain out of this thing too.... / we'll sell it to McDonalds to put into their burgers after we've gotten ours.
good point- the navy always calls ships-"she"
Good, that'll teach him for classifying stuff..
Good! That means you're not one of those WULVES ARE SO MAJESTIKK THEIR BETTER THAN HOOMANS I HATE BENG HOOMAN I WISH I CULD B A WULF DONT U? IF U DISAGREE UR A TROLLL!!!!! people.
Good thing I legally don't pay taxes. Lolligans!
Googles how to tie a noose
gooodbyee 200 dollars helloo piece of pleastic
<GooRooPR> I've got cats, they like to puke (always on the fucking carpet, no matter what). While this bothers me, it at one time was tolerable when one kitty would puke the other would run in and eat it. I liked that system, I'd cheer them on, let them know that they where good kitties, pet them while they ate each others puke, and what not. I even had it down to a perfect science where I'd reduce catfood to insure total puke clean
<GooRooPR> WTF? Do they expect me to eat it? Cause I'm not some bottomless pit, they puke a lot and I doubt I could keep up with that.
<GooRooPR> sorry for the flood :)
<revolver> heh
<DirtyPunk> You can tell someone needs to get out of the house and interact with humans when...
<revolver> ...they're cheering for puke eating kittens?
got a job at the cigarette farm where we raise baby cigarettes from our farm to your mouth. baby cigarettes drinking from mother cigar's teat drinking the smoke milk. images of marlboro fawns prancing and splashin in the stream. goorgle show me a picture of boobs and convert to .wav format
got hole on my mind like I’m JFK
got me and my wifes anniverseary mixed up with 9/11 again. in my defense the numbers are kind o f close together. "Im sorry Toots"
Go to a public place like a mall, hold your hand a few inches in front of your eye and "pinch" with your pointer finger and thumb while saying "I'm crushing your head, I'm crushing your head, Take that you flat-head!"
Go to Australia! =D / Or hope California breaks apart from the US and floats to safety.
Go to KFC and get your chicken in a bucket.
Go to McDonald's and pretend you can't speak English
got pulled over by an anti-intellectual pig (police officer) on my way home from work for thinking and driving. luckily i was able to reason his gun out of his holster and debunk him twice in the skull at point-blank range before driving away safe and sound
Gotta remember not everyone's a geek :P
Gotta write a story where Jesus and Muhammed are raped by Zeus. / And then he will have sex with Svarog
Gottobestrange: Let me guess, sperm whale? >3
LongLiveLink: .... Freud would have a FIELD day :iconvictoryplz:
LocalDopplerRadar: I've actually known what "dork" meant since.... Well, quite a while It's the only reason I refer to people as "dorks", honestly. 'Cause when we get down to it, we aren't anything but whale sex organs.
Skoryx: Peek a boo
LocalDopplerRadar: fdhfdfg whoah hi
FloweryFruitFangs: whoah
Go well on your purpose.
Grabbing my belly and going ohhh im so full in the middle of your vows
*Grabs a nearby rock and beats Takun over the head with it* / Phewww that's over / *lifts up Easog and rides off into the sunset*
grabs a sword Alright, time to save my two favorite furry girls....LEEROOOOOOYYYYY JENKIIIINNNNNSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
Grace personified. I leap into the window. I meant to do that.
<Graham> Let's say you have an ax. The kind that you could use, in a pinch, to hack a man's head off...
<Graham> And let's say that very situation comes up and for some very solid reasons you behead a man.
<Graham> On the follow-through, though, the handle of the ax snaps in half in a spray of splinters.
<Graham> So the next day you take it to the ax store down the block and get a new handle, fabricating a story for the guy behind the counter and explaining away the reddish dark stains as barbeque sauce.
<Graham> Now, that next spring you find in your garage a creature that looks like a cross-bred badger and anaconda. A badgerconda.
<Graham> And so you grab your trusty ax and chop off one of the beast's heads, but in the process the blade of the ax strikes the concrete floor and shatters.
<Graham> This means another trip to McMillan & Son's Ax Mart. As soon as you get home with your newly-headed ax, though, you meet the reanimated body of the guy you beheaded last year.
<Graham> He's also got a new head attached and it's wearing that unique expression of "you're the man who killed me last Spring" resentment that one so rarely encounters in everyday life.
<Graham> You brandish your ax. He takes a long look at the weapon with his squishy, rotting eyes and in a gargly voice he screams, "that's the same ax that slayed me!"
<Graham> ...Is he right?
-Grammatically correct and spell checked
Grasping for breath Nybar runs onto screen, yelling, "BLOODY MURDER! DAMN
CIA! OH HOW I HATE YOU BILL!!" [...] There is alot of cursing and
screaming from offstage, then you hear Nybar yelling.. "NOW I HAVE THE
GUN!!! HOW YA LIKE THIS YA FRAGGAMUFFIN?!?!" (alot of gunshots, screams in
agony.) Nybar walks onstage very bloody, and he is holding something
behind his back. He holds up the arm of one of thos recently departed,
shakes it around in front of him and says, "HELLO EVERYBODY! WELCOME TO
POUPY!!! THIS IS JUST A JOKE!!! NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY!! I DIDN'T
REALLY JUST KILL ALL OF THOSE PEOPLE!! OH NOOOOO." -- from the intro to POUPEY zine #1
gravity is omnipresent. does gravity notice us?
gravity is widely known to be a purple element
Grease me up and put me in some metal pipes. Watch me slide around until I get stuck and die
Great Balls of Fire in my pants (don't ask)
Greatest mac 'n cheese EVA
Great. He's just set evolution back about 14 years.
Great, now I'm going to read all of his posts in George Takei's voice.
Great, now we can have 24 hour video tapes of the operators eating Chinese takeout on the CPU.
great sex followed by beer and forum lulz
Great work sherlcok! Now, what's the answer behind the little light going on and off when I close the Fridge door? Wait, you're a "Wolf expert" You can't figure that out.
GREEK! FOOD! SAGANAKI! FRIED CHEESE! / That was my trail of thoughts. HI, I'm Lobo! I'm insane. :D
green beans. garlic. salt. olive oil. Heaven is a place you can make on earth
"green day." she said in her bimbo-ish tone of voice.
"oh. ok. uhm.. what song?" i asked again.
"uh.. green day." she replied. it looked to me like her head was
about to explode from thinking too hard.
"i know that. but what song? they have a lot of them, you know." i
was just pushing it now. i could tell she was really thinking about it. i
was afraid the sprinkler system was going to go off if she though about it
any harder.
"you know. green day.. by that group, basket case." -- from "the plot to kill good music" by black francis, rEd/pEz zine, 1994
green-inferno-dragon: IT WAS ON PURPOSE CAUSE IM SERIOUS!!! -.-
paramoreSUCKS: Too bad I cannot take you serious.
green-inferno-dragon: too bad i dont care.... -.-
paramoreSUCKS: Too bad you are a failure at acting tough.
green-inferno-dragon: too bad i still dont care... -.-"
paramoreSUCKS: Apparently you care a bit because you keep replying to me. C:
Greens and slimeys former river perssson, iss looking for his preciousss. ..must like fish, freshly killed rabbit, gold things and dank caves. Must not LIE to us, precious,must not HURTS us. Nasty hobbitses only
greetings from my giant dick!!
greyfox80988: The average American spends 6 years in the bathroom, and 6 months at a stoplight.
greyfox80988: I want to know who figures this stuff out o_o
greyfox80988: Cause that's what I'm gonna be when I grow up ^_ ^
Grinnin'...like a cat eating shit out of a hairbrush.
*grins much like the wolf in his avatar* / I am perfectly harmless.
Gripping the hot male-meat, he looks up, and shakes his head. Foxes! Then slides the length between his lips, sucking on it softly - To keep it from getting Cold of course.
Grocery Shopping in the Seventh Ring of Hell
GROUND. Not rotting corpses, GROUND.
-growls-
“grow up” no. i cast wizard beam
Grow up... / Or I'll stick an Intel Inside logo on your head... / With Hot Melt Glue!!
Grr... trolls.. furnet must protect against trolls at all costs.............GRRRRRR
Grumpy bear is just grumpy and not feeling it... He doesn't actively have a grudge against you. Okay? Pissed at You Bear is actively pissed off at you for something YOU did. He's a different bear. His belly badge is a screenshot of your text conversation with him.
GTFO from? wouldn't it be just be GTFO the internet?
guards rub his belly
Guess ill go pick seeds and little pieces of bird shit off of my windshield and eat them huh
GUESS WHAT TEXAS ISNT ALL THAT BAD,THOSE BONEY WOMEN THAT SEEM TO ALWAYS ATTRACT THE ENDLESS AMOUNTS OF COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO,USUALLY SMELL LIKE PHEW,BEEN AROUND ALOT,AND GENERALLY HAVE A BAD ATTITUDE,THERE PELVIS BONE GETS IN THE WAY AND CAN DO SOME SERIOUS DAMAGE TO A GUY LIKE ME,WHOM LOVES TO BEAR DOWN,AND GET TO SOME HARD F-N,AND DONT FORGET TO FIGURE IN THE EQUATION,THAT WHEN THEY GET OLD AND WRINKLING,WHEN THEY FALL DOWN,THEY USUALLY BREAK THERE HIPS,THOUGH YOUR COMMENTS WERE TAKEN WITHIN HUMOR,THE FACT REMAINS,A HEALTHY WOMEN IS PERFERRED AMONG MOST MEN,I KNOW THATS FOR SURE,.GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR HEALTHY PLUMP WOMEN,WELL WELCOME THEM IN THE PALMETTO STATE,OF SC.SEE YA LADIES.........
Guillermo del toro was in the process of making the mountains of madness the movie when the studio told the him it couldn't be rated R. :| They told him THE MOUNTAINS OF MADNESS...couldn't be rated R..so he told them to get their souls eaten by Cthulhu and is searching for a different studio.
guilmons hungry for artz
Gun rights > human life :shrug:
Guns do not kill people, people kill people. Therefore we should ban the human race. Let's do it. Everyone into your local jail, STAT.
Guns don't kill people people kill people, BUT MONKEYS DO TOO... if they've got a gun. Without a gun they're pretty freindlly but with a gun they're pretty dangerous.
Guns, no matter how powerful, or no matter where aimed, will do nothing more than char flesh, blow away feathers, or rearrange beaks.
Guns should be banned so people can focus on more important things like sword fights and how to kill a man with one punch!
Gun wizard, but they have no offensive spells whatsoever and they’re just going around shooting buffs and heals at their allies. At no point do they use the gun as an actual gun.
Guy in the pit just said “forgive me master” I gotta get the fuck out
Guy in the pit just said “forgive me master” I gotta get the fuck out
guys raised by fly's
Guy taking his pet ball lightning onto the subway
guy who does buddhism slightly wrong and ends up in nevada after he dies
guy who doesnt understand the concept of restaurants: i wanna go to arbys house
guy who i paid to shoot slim jims into my mouth with a crossbow is really dropping the ball tonight
guy who joins people on their cigarette break and just starts blowing bubbles
Guy whose about to figure out eating 50,000,000 bananas is a lethal dose of radiation: mm im so full from 49,999,999 bananas but one more