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  1. :w00t: OMGZ!!! I R T3H D33P M00SICIAN 4 I H4V3 D4 L0NG & 1NTR0SP3CTVE A1BU/\/\!!!!!!!1!1!
  2. *waggles tongue*
  3. <wahnsinn> $4000 for a couch? <griff> you could feed some kid in africa for TEN YEARS for that couch <Mo> but could you sit on him afterward?
  4. wait a minit, if we're all weird, dosent that make us normal, sence being wierd is being unlike your peers, and sence we are all weird in some way, arent we then all alike, and there for normal to each other
  5. Waitaminute... I thought I won that... :shakefish:
  6. Wait a minute. SO, all of a SUDDEN, everybody cares.
  7. Wait a sec, I will consult our family e-lawyer! / you keep using that word
  8. wait a second Orange "ginger" cats are almost always males...
  9. wait bible slash exists uh wow thats um something
  10. Wait, Clinton was president in 1984? You just love to make shit up don't you?
  11. wait does it count if my mom works as a nurse and a stay at home mom / How is she a nurse AND a stay at home mom? A stay at home mom is a woman without a job. :?
  12. Wait, don't puke yet, there's more.
  13. Wait fudge (fudge replaces a word I probably shouldn't saaaaaay), you were RAPE?!
  14. Wait...if God jacks off...where does the cum go?
  15. Wait I'm human? So that makes me pathetic? Nah, name another animal species which invented jetpacks and space flight.
  16. Wait, I think I missed the meeting where they were assigned
  17. Wait, people have been confused about that? WHAT THE HELL, IT COULDN'T BE MORE OBVIOUS THAN WHAT CHOCOLATE CAKE TASTES LIKE :/
  18. WAIT. She cant identify that way! Shes too FAT to be an Elf!
  19. Wait, so like, I can't eat you? What about if you just happen to fall into my mouth on accident while I'm already eating something? That's an accident right?
  20. *waits patiently for the Canadian stereotypes to come up*
  21. Wait, stop the presses, I've got an original and witty response for this agitator: / "Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup." / HEHEHHEHEHHHe. ::smacks head on sharp end of wall, bleeds to death on pavement::
  22. wait. tortured because they can't legally have pot? tortured as in the forced inducing of physical pain to generate a proper response? or torture as in KILL HIM AND PUT HIS HEAD ON A STICK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD FOR ALL TO SEE!!!
  23. "Wait, what does that shorten to?" / "Oh the S.L.....oh for the love of..."
  24. *wakes up in the dragon world* what theelder dragon: your finally awake . youve been dreaming this whole time and now you are a dragon me: woah and i can have a dragon girlfriend too?elder dragon: you already have 100 dragon girlfriends... theyve been waiting...
  25. Waking up in a pool of vomit and urine is common with me.
  26. Walking around high as hell rubbing my damn belly
  27. walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck
  28. *walking into the morgue to find body parts scattered across the floor* oh my god who closed last night
  29. *walks through a bead curtain*
  30. Walk to New Jersey and back. / Visit Carhenge. / Go to O'Hare airport and harass a security guard until you get put on the Terrorist Watchlist. / Do what you normally do in downtown Chicago, but in fursuits.
  31. <Wallrod> i hate having my room right next to the bathroom <Wallrod> i have to hear my dad take a shit <Wallrod> EVEN DEATH METAL DOESNT COVER ALL THE FREQUENCIES MY DAD'S ASS BROADCASTS ON
  32. Wall Street expects crash hit comedy from Marx Brothers: MS-DAS CAPITAL.
  33. Wal-Mart flying happy face guy
  34. Walmart is full of epic kill.
  35. <wangschlong> So i was walking by some house <wangschlong> and some hot girl was staring at me from the house <wangschlong> so i go closer and shes still staring at me <wangschlong> it turns out <wangschlong> IT WAS A FUCKING LAMP
  36. Wanna put my tender heart in a blender
  37. WANTED: BUTT-CRACK SPAGHETTI FOTO
  38. Wanted - Crazy Roommate!
  39. Wanted: DEAD Ringneck Dove
  40. Wanted: Horrifying Amalgam of My Exes
  41. Wanted: One Male Bed-Filler
  42. Wanted - Someone to Put a Boot in My Ass
  43. WANTED: Total Shitbag
  44. Want me to kill someone? *holds up a wooden spoon*
  45. Want to know a fun fact about sagging? The style originated in prison. It meant the prisoner who was sagging their pants was ready for butt sex.
  46. WANT TO LIVE A HAPPY LIFE?
  47. Want to watch a live birth on mushrooms
  48. War Between My Church And Teenage Satan Worshipers Who Meet In An Abandoned Movie Theater...
  49. war in the walmart
  50. War is war and I fight dirty.
  51. “warm, shallow seas” is one of the most beautiful phrases in paleontology and it's everywhere... these mollusks lived in warm, shallow seas... scientists think that photosynthetic life evolved in warm, shallow seas... in that era the Earth was covered by warm, shallow seas...I wish I was resting by an antediluvian warm, shallow sea
  52. WARNING - ART THEFT!
  53. Warning: Bagpipes Kill
  54. WARNING: DO NOT TAKE ANY HUMAN GROWTH HORMONE OR YOU WILL NOT QUALIFY FOR YOUR FREE GIFT.
  55. WARNING: I'm not a doctor. WARNING #2: I was wasted on Hawaiian Kona when I wrote this. WARNING #3: Take the following with a grain of salt (or a cup of coffee). -- "The REAL truth about coffee and caffeine", Whatever zine
  56. WARNING: mental backup in progress.
  57. WARNING: Several Animals Where savagely beaten to death in the making of this page, Including but not limited to: Kittens, Puppies and fuzy little Bunnies also several monkeys where force fed crack and speed, just to see how long it would take for there hearts to explode (it took about 5 minutes) and someone shot a duck
  58. WARNING: THIS GIRL MAY HAVE STOLEN YOUR ART
  59. WARNING: This Product Warps Space and Time in Its Vicinity. WARNING: This Product Attracts Every Other Piece of Matter in the Universe, Including the Products of Other Manufacturers, with a Force Proportional to the Product of the Massed and Inversely Proportional to the Distance Between Them. CAUTION: The Mass of This Product Contains the Energy Equivalent of 85 Million Tons of TNT per Net Ounce of Weight. HANDLE WITH EXTREME CARE: This Product Contains Minute Electrically Charged Particles Moving at Velocities in Excess of Five Hundred Million Miles per Hour. CONSUMER NOTICE: Because of the "Uncertainty Principle," It Is Impossible for the Consumer to Find Out at the Same Time Both Precisely Where This Product Is and How Fast It Is Moving. ADVISORY: There is an Extremely Small but Nonzero Chance That, Through a Process Known as "Tunneling," This Product May spontaneously Disappear from Its Present Location and Reappear at Any Random Place in the Universe, Including Your Neighbor's Domicile. The Manufacturer Will Not Be Responsible for Any Damages or Inconvenience That May Result. READ THIS BEFORE OPENING PACKAGE: According to Certain Suggested Versions of a Grand Unified Theory, the Primary Particles Constituting This Product May Decay to Nothingness Within the Next Four Hundred Million Years. THIS IS A 100% MATTER PRODUCT: In the Unlikely Event That This Merchandise Should Contact Antimatter in Any Form, a Catastrophic Explosion Will Result. PUBLIC NOTICE AS REQUIRED BY LAW: Any Use of This Product, In Any Manner Whatsoever, Will Increase the Amount of Disorder in the Universe. Although No Liability is Implied Herein, the Consumer Is Warned That This Process Will Ultimately Lead to the Heat Death of the Universe. NOTE: The Most Fundamental Particles in This Product Are Held Together by a "Gluing" Force About Which Little Is Currently Known and Whose Adhesive Power Can Therefore Not Be Permanently Guaranteed. ATTENTION: Despite Any Other Listing of Product Contents Found Hereon, the Consumer Is Advised That, in Actuality, This Product Consists of 99.9999999999% Empty Space. NEW GRAND UNIFIED THEORY DISCLAIMER: The Manufacturer May Technically Be Entitled To Claim That This Product Is Ten-Dimensional. However, the Consumer Is Reminded That This Confers No Legal Rights Above and Beyond Those Applicable to Three-Dimensional Objects, Since the Seven New Dimensions Are "Rolled Up" Into Such a Small "Area" That They Cannot Be Detected. PLEASE NOTE: Some Quantum Physics Theories Suggest That When the Consumer Is Not Directly Observing This Product, It May Cease to Exist or Will Exist Only in a Vague and Undetermined State. COMPONENT EQUIVALENCY NOTICE: The Subatomic Particles (Electrons, Protons, etc.) Comprising This Product Are Exactly the Same in Every Measurable Respect as Those Used in the Products of Other Manufacturers, and No Claim to the Contrary May Legitimately Be Expressed or Implied. HEALTH WARNING: Care Should Be Taken When Lifting This Product, Since Its Mass, and Thus Its Weight, Is Dependent on Its Velocity Relative to the User. IMPORTANT NOTICE TO PURCHASERS: The Entire Physical Universe, Including This Product, May One Day Collapse Back into an Infinitesimally Small Space. Should Another Universe Subsequently Reemerge, the Existence of This Product in That Universe Cannot Be Guaranteed.
  60. WARNING!! This website deals with many subjects that may be offensive or inappropriate for some viewers. If you are under 18, or if such subjects violate your community standards of decency, please do not continue. If you are intolerant, bigoted, small-minded, or normal in any sense of the word, I would urge you to go elsewhere, lest your minds be irreparably changed and your closely-held beliefs challenged and broken. You have no one to blame for your depravity.
  61. warning this will get ugly
  62. WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! The "look and feel" of Random Access Humor has been specifically earmarked, spindled and polygraphed. Anyone who attempts to copy this look and feel without express written consent of the publisher will be fed to rabid radioactive hamsters by our Security Director, Vinnie "The Knife" Calamari. -- Random Access Humor zine, Jan 1993
  63. WARNING: You are now entering the lair of the dragon Shath'tsar. If you have no care for dragons and want to return to the realm of humans then TURN BACK NOW!!
  64. warriorwolfgirl555: NO THEY HAVEN'T!!!!!!!!!!! THEY'RE MISUNDERSTOOD BABIES!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR HEART WOULD BE BLACK IF YOU HAD ONE!!!!!!!!! leifers: They did. If not then prove otherwise c: warriorwolfgirl555: I WOULD NEVER SHOOT A WOLF!!!!!!! EVEN IF IT WAS KILLING MY FAMILY!!! WOLFS ARE LIKE MY FAMILY!!!
  65. warriorwolfgirl555: YOU are stupid!!!! YOU DONT LOVE WOLVES YOU ARE STUPID. silverthederp: im not sure if your a troll or if your just stupid warriorwolfgirl555: i know you are! :)
  66. Was any one going to tell me about my dragon nature or did I have to undergo trials
  67. Was at a restaurant with my daughter, after we ate the waiter came with the bill, it said 86.99. My daughter yelled out to the waiter to tell him the bill was wrong and corrected him to 54.20. The waiter went back in the kitchen to check and my daughter was right. He told up we get this meal in the house for correcting him. Yup got a full dinner for free. Everyone clapped when the waiter left.
  68. *washes up unconscious on the shore* Yaaaaayyy
  69. Washing ashore must feel good as fuck#prev help#i think this is one of those things thats like how most people dont know that in real life if youre fully unconscious for more than like-#a few seconds from a head injury. youre dead
  70. was it SINCERE, was it CATHARTIC, did it SUMMON ANY ORCS, did the orcs PILLAGE YOUR CITY, was there UNTOLD DESTRUCTION, were they FREAKY
  71. ; w; / As long as they don't have rabies then everything is fine :] / Then I'll become the sole ruler of this world and live on top of a mountain. / HAHAHAHAHA / *dies*
  72. Wasn't Frank one of "The Manipulated Dead?" You can't be dead if you've never been alive...
  73. Wasn't she cockblocked because she called the director of the movie Hitler?
  74. Was there a replica of a hooved mammal, made out of hollow, thin plastic, in the corner, looking a little worse for wear? (don't want to set off his Google Alerts, you know)
  75. was this close to being a pilot
  76. wasup fellow pervs
  77. watcging fred flintsone get his car tipped over by the big rack of ribs and yelling "Shit like this wouldnt fly these days" at the tv
  78. *watches Howl's Moving Castle for the BILLIONTH time*
  79. watching your prized pet hog for the weekend, the moment you leave and i open the door he jumps at me in an aggressive manner and cuts his throat clean open on my shark tooth necklace (this is 2004) and dies before he hits the ground. entire event is less than 2 seconds
  80. Watch out dey gonna call u an idiot by de end of this when dey start loosin
  81. Watch out for falling objects, and lightning strikes from above.
  82. Watch out! This spell might make you PREGNANT!
  83. Watch where you slide your card!
  84. "Water, my ass! Get this man some Pepto-Bismol!"
  85. wat is with u guys & ur obsession wit spellin.
  86. waves shyly but with a grin
  87. WAX LADY OF MYSTERIOUS CITIZENSHIP AND UNKNOWN ETHNIC ORIGIN!
  88. Way to abuse Ctrl-c/v. :roll:
  89. Way to go, quoting the OFFICIAL WEBSITE.
  90. Way to go, Speak!
  91. We ALL have arch enemies on here. Arch enemies are a real problem on here. It's a serious business. How do you deal with yours?
  92. We all have problems. Minnesota is NOT the solution.
  93. We all lived in the same big happy mansion? would be raping all the unlucky females. would have himself locked up in the porn room. and what would you be doing?
  94. we all love 100% polyester clothing
  95. Wear an ankh or a new-age crystal pendant.
  96. We are all Children of Cthulhu -- especially the ones with lots of tentacles.
  97. We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
  98. we are hor nee
  99. we are in truble
  100. We are poor and shit. My mother had an abortion yesterday. My daddy went for hunting this afternoon and hasn't returned yet. Jamal is in prison. Everything is great. How are you?
  101. We are sex crazed pigs that live to f*ck!!!
  102. We are sex crazed pigs that live to f*ck!!! i'm into a foot fetishes , golden showers and whips, please email me back if u want some fun
  103. we are smoking wistful memories
  104. we are the boplings! please feed us!
  105. we are the daughters of the hamburgers you couldn't help
  106. We Are the Daughters of the Microbes Who Could Survive in an Oxygen-rich Atmosphere
  107. Wearing a mask over your face in public is illegal in some places, better yank down all the fursuit photos.
  108. wearing my I Would Rather Be Suffering In Hell Right Now t-shirt to brunch
  109. WEARING nothin but a bug earlier it was upsetting
  110. weather so nice i've decided to free a hostage
  111. We can only hope evolution will finally kick in down there and grow Australian politicians a spine. But I am not very optimistic.
  112. We can report states? I will report few states in my country.
  113. WE CAN SHARE BITCHES 8D
  114. we can’t talk here contact me in my dream tonight
  115. we could have a disgusting thing going on if you want
  116. We'd get 10,000 variants of "I_Am_Not_A_Troll."
  117. "we did farts. now we do sperm. we are cutting edge." Theo DeRaadt
  118. Wednesday: Trailer for DNF / Thursday: Second coming of Jesus.
  119. we dont chaos kill that many people.
  120. we dont have skulls and we eat floppy disks
  121. We Don't Judge Anyone Unless You Aren't Enough of a Hippie
  122. We don't know. But they got a baby horse.
  123. We don't need multiple species to survive. We need carbon sinks. Besides, I've heard the aliens are practically the only species on their planet.
  124. "Weedpepper" Is their realy such thing as a Marajana pepper
  125. We Feed The Destruction of Art
  126. We found an oxymoron in the term "clean make-up". To be changed from the natural (which is to say, clean) you need to be made up into something different, and therefore you need something called "make-up" to do that. -- Cropduster zine #1, 1992, reviewing YM magazine
  127. we gotta go back in time and save disco
  128. We have a Nation of heros and we have plenty of good ideas. Let's get to work.
  129. We have been in the urine business a long time, but we always get excited when we discover a new use for this incredibly renewable resource!
  130. We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "Smart"?
  131. We have hunted the mighty Dildo to extinction
  132. We have no idea what the context of this event is. One of the girls could have been a witch from Oz. Soapy water is highly corrosive to the flesh of Ozite witches. A bubble gun could be considered a lethal weapon.
  133. We hereby announce the existance of a most insidious organization. It's decomposed, sickly, a waste. Never have you, the upwardly mobile denizens of Calgary been presented with such well-timed stupidity. What you will find in this publication will shock, annoy, offend and bore. [...] Our purpose is to destroy the standards of the local bbs skene with our moronic jokes, our obnoxious sense of humors, and an ample supply of unfunny pranks. -- "We Need Your THORAZINE!", SOSHUTUP! zine #1
  134. Weird and Frightening Issue. Any Suggestions?
  135. weird me out? no. you've weirded me in. let's merge souls
  136. We just dissected a cow's eye last week. / I never got to do an eye :< We got sheep brains and cow hearts.
  137. We know "He-man" is redundant...but why did "Ra" become "female"?
  138. we know something you dont know breakdancing fursuits
  139. WELCOME! SENTIENT BEINGS, ALL! You have stumbled upon a nesting site of virulent undead....Be afraid....
  140. welcome to body world (inhales shakily through my clenched teeth) a world where everyone has a body
  141. Welcome to Chernobyl, I'll be your guide.
  142. welcome to forbiddens lands .you will be killed soon.
  143. Welcome To My Castle, Please, Come In And Make Yourself Comfortable. You Look Tired, But I Imagine You Must Be After Such A Long Journey.
  144. welcome to my tower
  145. welcome to my twisted fries
  146. Welcome to the citadel of eternal wisdom. Behold, this crystal contains the sum of all human knowledge -- Except Rap And Country
  147. welcome to the free market - a place where any publicity is good publicity
  148. Welcome to the sperm rodeo little buckaroo
  149. Welcome to your Fantasy ... in my ass. :lol:
  150. well a german sheperd is traind to rip peps face and arms off same with pitbulls
  151. Well, at least people might give transsexuals a break for five and a half minutes ?
  152. Well, at the very least, at least he presents himself like he did more than just masturbate during his English classes in school.
  153. We'll call him the "Owner", because that's how the creature behaves... like he owns the BBS.
  154. Well duh. It's brilliant.
  155. well, duh, wolves have killed people. (I hear we tasted like ham)
  156. Well excuse me for being original!
  157. well hello you fat ass arrogant thing you. You really think you are hot stuff eh? I say shittttttt I doubt it.I could care less if you ever answer my letter but I like some one to tell off it is great. Your site sucks big time too. it is a piece of shit. you look like your dog the wrong end that is heh heh heh heh. I hate talking to you cause I know that when you lay down with the dogs you get up with the fleas.In your case probably body lice. I can just see your pad too where you set up in and read on the internet all night it is a pig sty from hell right? RIGHT!! I can tell you are a hate filled pig you reek of it. Well hog jaws got to go now so have a really shit filled day. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your arm pits by dawn. May many warts grow upon that ugly puss of yours too. With hair sticking out of everyone if them and one very large red boil on the end of your big fat flabby nose. I am sure you have eaten so much you can not even drive your own car any more. So have a big mac attack asshole bye.
  158. Well Hitler actually had an attaction to scat. I don't really know if this is true, or just some made up mumbo jumbo. And Jeff Dahmer and Albert Fish had necrophilia.
  159. well how old are you i told you how old i am
  160. Well I don't think it went like that <.< Besides. Jesus can't die cuz he's like, a Mysteron or something...
  161. well, i'd rather call it cello metal or heavy metal played by cellos. ;) anyway, i think Jesus would be very into Nirvana. suits him... somehow.
  162. Well, if conceived via anal sex the 'fetus' would grow and develop in the rectum.. Comfortably cushioned with feces. :c
  163. Well if I wasent safe any were, Id prolly kill and rob a bunch of rish people. Buy weapones get recruits, set up some kinda base. / If that fails, Take a hand full of LSD and go out riding the wight horse. / *Insert crazy cartoony LSD blood bath sequence*
  164. well, if nothing else then it can always be used in self defence... / "dont make me beat you to death with this"
  165. Well if one of them was forcing his mistress to get abortions, I can't rule out swinging.
  166. well if ou are the god of creation and distruction, you can go: Boufhhh, what do you think? you like this? no, ok Bouffff. but if u r only the god of creation you go like: Boufff, what do you think? u like this? no, ok i'll put it in the garage..... oh shit i don't have a garage, wait.... Bouffff, ok :D
  167. Well, if you do feed them, make sure it's Marmite. / They'll either love it so much that they'll stop being jerks and leave. Or hate it so much that they choke to death on the spot. <(^-^)>
  168. ...well i just like to share my art...I guess your gonna report while i know a tons of 12 year old on this website.. ._. now im depressed and ive got a bad feeling in my gut... Like the feeling you get when your in trouble. Now i feel like i never replied to any of this conversation GAH i'm such an idiot. :iconfacepalmplz: This is also the only i way i chat with one of my buddies. I'm sorry to complain. :iconsadfaceplz:
  169. Well I love Christmas. umadbro?
  170. Well I love squirrels and want to kill them :shrug:
  171. well, im a bit sick of this conversation so i am going to end it by saying this: wolves don't seem to get sick from eating us and we carry hundreds of diseases.
  172. Well I'm a judgmental prick :iconmingplz:
  173. Well, I'm very very very new to make deviarts and....
  174. Well it is hard being an empire and pretending to be a lawful democracy. :D
  175. well I was actually talking about the abundant tacos of south texas
  176. Well, I would say no because Tiger Woods is on it, but he's white on the inside, so that'll work. :lol:
  177. well jesus dicks its been a while
  178. Well look at it this way--if I really don't like the ass raping, it's not terribly difficult to convince your body to stop working. Like I said, you can fight assraping. We're not all narrow-waisted girly men with Woody Allen glasses.
  179. well mabye they would to prevent their own inevitible destruction, the latest people live with aids is 20, how would a bunch of 5 year olds run the world?
  180. Well...maybe we could just make Fox News WET...unless you have a better option?
  181. well, more realistic than a dragon, actully, a bacteria would probally be the most realistic of all, as they are the most abundent
  182. Well, playing a child's game for a living isn't mature either. (Shoot the football players! Jocks=barf) HEIY! FUCK YOUR OPINION HUSKY! I like mine more! :3
  183. well simbas already an animal so its more like moving markings and no hamster simba is wrong thats just a total wtf moment as for mily cyrus. why? just why?
  184. well since the velocoraptor was only a foot tall i would step on him break his neck and serve him with a white wine because hed probable taste like his decenet the turkey.
  185. Well somebody do just hate some things
  186. Well someone online was like "OMGE! WULFS of time is greatest EVAR" so I was kinda curious to see what they were hyped about.
  187. Well, that's a start. Now you've just got to get overprotective parents, a therapist, and a rubber duck.
  188. well, thats better than chocolate covered boobs.
  189. Well, they ate us first. xD
  190. Well, they do have to take the dreams away from the children to get them in the tubes...
  191. Well they look hungry... so....
  192. Well this bell could be tolling for anybody
  193. Well this one never hurt us. She would jump on people and they'd freak out but all she wanted was a kiss and this wolf was around me when I was first born and it never hurt in fact I would share food when I was in highchair. I have a lot of great memories with that wolf so go bullshit your self. im not trying to say all wolves are cuddly and cute and all peaceful and shit. Im just trying to say not all are murderers.
  194. Well, today, 840401, this is at last the Socialist Union of Soviet Republics joining the Usenet network and saying hallo to everybody. One reason for us to join this network has been to have a means of having an open discussion forum with the American and European people and making clear to them our strong efforts towards attaining peaceful coexistence between the people of the Soviet Union and those of the United States and Europe. We have been informed that on this network many people have given strong anti-Russian opinions, but we believe they have been misguided by their leaders, especially the American administration, who is seeking for war and domination of the world. And now, let's open a flask of Vodka and have a drink on our entry on this network. So: NA ZDAROVJE! -- K. Chernenko, Moscow, USSR
  195. Well to me it doesn't matter If that pregnant bitch gets fatter Unless it was my batter That made the evil thing. If so I'll take a ladder And land on the bitch's bladder It'll make the fetus splatter And then I'll dance & sing-- Yip-yip, Yoo-yoo, I'll see your ass in court Yip-yip, Yoo-yoo, 'tis a fun thing to abort Hip-hip, hoo-hoo, I'll tell ya what I'd do-- I'll take a coat hanger and whack that fetus into goo! Ya-hoo!
  196. well until i see a dragon ill stay a christian
  197. Well, we knew that it would happen before too long. Yesterday, Oral Roberts was filmed standing on the Berlin Wall. He wants to raise 1 million marks by the end of the year, or he claims that the good Lord will close the wall forever!
  198. Well, well, well. Look who's come crawling back. If it isn't my one year old son I accidentally left at the park
  199. "Well, why don't you move to Texas?" I ask. "No, on my account, stupid."
  200. well yeah i have a pet hydra and it only has one head. i'm not going to cut its head off just to make it look cooler, you asshole. that's seriously unethical. and i'm not letting you cut its head off either. if you really want a hydra with multiple heads, you should go for a rescue- but if you want your pet to look cooler at the cost of its physical health, maybe you shouldn't get any kind of pet at all. no, the hydra's not for guarding my evil tower, it's my pet. have you ever heard of a pet? like a puppy or a kitty? you think i can't defend my evil tower by my self?
  201. Well, you can't prove a negative.
  202. Well, you can't spell emotional without the word "emo" In It...
  203. Well, you could always be a city guard of a crazy-ass Egyptian style country, or perhaps the world's oldest adventureer. Maybe even a wizard with a box that eats just about anything. You decide: bow or box?
  204. "Well, you should have agreed I put on a condom after all." / The worst way to play poker.
  205. Well, you've obviously had your bowl of crazy flakes.
  206. Well, you want to make sure your hunny-pot is MIMC (mint in mint condition). That ensures your phucktoy is a virgin.
  207. WE LOVE WOMEN...Honestly! It's just that our love for them rises to gastronomic porportions.
  208. We met on Internet Archive in the comment section of a calculator user manual from 1973.
  209. WE MOTHERFUCKING, PISSING SHITTING, RIDE ON!
  210. We MUST all go to the ocean and collectively PUSH BACK THESE MONSTRATIVE PLATES!
  211. We must... "CONFURT" people! / (ooooh GOD that hurt to type...)
  212. we must destory christmas
  213. WENCH, THINE REQUEST IS ASININE. I BESEECH THEE TO COMMIT HERO OF THE AN.
  214. Wendy, you WHORE, I bet your square hamburgers are made of Gonnorhea-Meat.
  215. We need a "Disi presents: English for spanish speakers." Just for us in Cali :nod:
  216. we need to get more autistic, all of us
  217. we need to get nerf guns and big inflatable mallets right now its all we fucking have
  218. we need to stop abusing substances. Let's start loving substances instead
  219. We never saw a snuff film that we didn't like.
  220. We pronouce herbs with a hhhhh because it has a fucking h in it. I'm a male lesbian (from his appearance on Conan)
  221. WE'RE ALL CRAZY DEVIANTS RUN NOW WHILE YOU CAN.
  222. We really don't need to know about your jimmies XP
  223. were can i get furry porn, i dont mean to sound like pervert that looks at porn in the basment, i came here for many reasons, mostly to talk to other furs, but i am a man of 22 years old, single, and horny
  224. We're dealing here in a realm of no absolutes, no certainties, and where we can force 1+1 to equal 3 if we really want it to ;) / *goes on to prove that 1=0 but gets electrocuted on his beat-up solar texas instruments calculator*
  225. we're deprived of fiction that caters to my specific niche fetishes
  226. "We're devils and black sheep and really bad eggs, drink up, me harties, yo ho. Yo ho...yo ho...a pirate's life for me. Oh I love this song! ... Really bad eggs!"
  227. We're in target, a store down the street from walmart, look to the right that's your weapon of choice. Quickly I've just been bitten, what will you beat me with and don't for get to ask me (a zombie) a question. I'm turning hurry grrrraaaaggh aaaeeeeegg.
  228. We're really sucking at being an empire if that's the case.
  229. we're smoking text posts
  230. "were theres smoke,god burned in hell" / "only you can beat Volcano" / "emo person is emo,dead person is gothic"
  231. Were they giving away “Computers For Idiots” books down at the abortion clinic?
  232. Were we even talking about cows? What relevance is there between an animal's coolness and their contribution to the greenhouse effect?
  233. Werewolf desease 'lycanthrope' does it ring a huge bell. Werewolves don't exists! REMEMBER IT IS JUST A DESEASE!
  234. Were you think 'Aerosmith isn't President!' ?
  235. We r in 4 teh cuming new world order? Lolololololol
  236. We rip tickey tape off our leg hair! Brady Bunch all day we stare! We're gunned down... You think we care? ENTROPY --> like a starving hog so fast... ENTROPY --> like a stickman with cement shoes... ENTROPY --> like a Republican saving money... ENTROPY --> We are all Nothing. All nothing. Nothing. -- "The Entropic Theme Song", HoE zine #1, 1994
  237. we shall dip the infidels in butter and feed them to teenage moms in the third world
  238. we should also stop calling ourselves Americans We do. Repeatedly :slow:
  239. We should hang out soon before one of us evolves or disappears
  240. we should have started rioting when they took cd and dvd player slots out of laptops
  241. we should join the Kentucky PD......as funeral Snipers! we get to shoot protestors that step over the 300ft line! That would so rock!
  242. we smoking folded blanket
  243. we smoking nothing. we have nothing
  244. we speakin on the weewee board
  245. WE SUMMON THE DOLLARS THREE
  246. WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
  247. wet goddess man publishes recount of nine month relationship with dolphin
  248. (We took them alive once..., but... they ate too much, complained alot, and starting in their spare time writing and drawing stuff... so a .45 was implemented into the process and we've been happier since.)
  249. WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.
  250. We used to drink horses. Whiskey, anyone?
  251. We've already had a kangaroo give birth to a dog before.
  252. We've decided it's time for us to run the world again. Fear us and our pies made out of unlikely bits of animals.
  253. We've got a gorilla for sale...a plushie gorilla for sale. / Won't you buy him...take him home and try him...gorilla for sale. / ------------------------------------------------------ / How much is that Gorilla in the ebay?"
  254. We want the climbing community to realize that 83.5% of our selection commitee had 72.8% of our qualifications with a significance level of 12.2 and 19.87%, respectivly. Nothing to hide here.
  255. we were not born to text we were put on this earth to smoke blunts and jerk eachother off in massive fields of soft grass on a breezy sunny day
  256. wget dev0:hhd1 -cookies -choc chip
  257. Whales kill people, plants, and even coconuts kill people (actually they kill on average maybe 10 people a year. That a hell of alot more then wolves) And dont just post things or photos to get nasty coments from people that disagree with you. If you've ever watch cop shows you would know that people can get hurt or in trouble for that so just be careful =)
  258. Whale to his lover. / "Wanna help me free willy?" / Oh god I crack myself up.
  259. What about drug users? Should we kill them all so they won't be sharing contaminated needles?
  260. What about red hair, chestnut hair, brown hair, green eyes, grey eyes, purple eyes!
  261. What a f'in RIDE!!! DeAtH rituals commence . .. ... ..... ......
  262. what all people really need to be aware of is what the fuck is in the food at Taco Bell anyhow???????
  263. What an awful thing to say... Jesus died on a cross for us.
  264. what are gonna be the last things you say before you get eaten by flies and worms ? :iconlachoirplz:
  265. what are three thousand things you associate with me
  266. What are you talking about? Gun-toting madmen are adorable! :lol:
  267. What, are you watching "Girls Gone Wild" or something ? Most of the movies I watch aren't porn, sorry.
  268. What are you wearing? :iconhornyplz:
  269. What? Blasphemy! My anger only grows! Its only the most delicious chocolaty drink to grace earth by the grace of god!
  270. What can only be described as a “Wisconsin biped”
  271. What? *cocks head like a confused puppy*
  272. what could we ever have do?
  273. what did dragons fuck before cars were invented
  274. What did she expect me to do, waste a perfectly good Hot Pocket?!?! SCREW YOU MOM, I’M HUNGRY AND THIS IS THE LAST PEPPERONI ONE
  275. What did we expect, a peaceful hunger strike to bring attention to their plight? :lmao: But at the same time, :(
  276. what does it take to get famouse around here
  277. what does omnipresence have to do with noticing us? gravity is omnipresent, but does gravity notice us too?
  278. what does one do when their dog dies
  279. What does the 90s have to do with anything
  280. What do these robotic cows do? Stand around farting?
  281. What do they find hot about THIS guy?
  282. what do u meen? i confuzzled halp me plz. kthnxwoot haha
  283. What do you call a man who has herpes, syphilis and AIDS? An incurable romantic!!
  284. what do you do to escape an ARTBLOCK???
  285. what do you do when your toaster becomes self aware
  286. what do you MEAN. sonic are real, and i'm not stupid. stop bashing on my opinion st op bash ing on ym opninon!|!! i wa s visited by sonic when i was young and that's WHy i believe in them . fuck you haters. FUCK YOU!! gotta go fast
  287. what do you mean you dont want to sacrifice anyone at the party tonight
  288. What do you think about the recent discoveries regarding basking sharks' migratory patterns?
  289. What do you think death tastes like? :iconthinkingplz:
  290. what do you think samantha?i think he's more of a monkey do
  291. What do you think they are, vegetarians?
  292. What else would I do with it? Eat it? mmmmm fur
  293. what ever and how old are you cuz u act like ur like 40 / idk u apparently know more than a 13 year old so
  294. whatever dude i dont even look that tormented mostly
  295. What ever dude I'll agree with everything you say just don't tear off my face and wear it as a halloween mask O_O
  296. Whatever happened to Jeanne Dixon, tabloid newspaper Psychic who helped Nancy Reagan run the country because Ronnie had lost his marbles?
  297. whatever is happening right now, I promise you will be ok
  298. *Whatever that is* and then he got a pilots licence.
  299. WHAT FUCKING EVER. LET'S ALL MAKE UNPROFESSIONAL, FLAWED, EARNEST ART
  300. What happens if a meteor lands on the seed bank?
  301. What have you got around the house? =op / 3 ferrets and a mouse =o3
  302. What? I did mention lack of food source... why the heck does it seem like everyone goes out of their way to find something wrong with what I say when there is nothing?
  303. What if a b c and d mated?:P
  304. What if everyone here is `VernonX9000? What if `VernonX9000 is an alternate account as well? What if `laurart is actually everyone here? I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE ANYMORE! :crying:
  305. what if i bashed you against the wall until you were red mush but in a cute way
  306. what if I dangled a string in front of your face
  307. What if I tell you that Al-Quaida is part of the CIA...
  308. What if our world were the same except all bird beaks had always been soft and floppy
  309. What if the pentagon has stored lost data of porn and yiff in it's data, has anyone over there saved about millions of porn data and art in it's computer drive? tell me more about the facts what they have in your opinions!
  310. What if your parents decided to just snuggle and play Legend of Zelda instead of have sex? YOU WOULDN'T BE ALIVE! ...And why? "Because if I approve people not having sex sometimes, I don't care if potential future children are not born!"
  311. What if you turned the frequency so that it drew teenagers toward it? like an electric lamp does insects. You could like, brainwash them into buying your stock. / Now if I could only use this for world domination...
  312. What I'm going to do is lock this thread. :lock:
  313. what in a bathroom even costs that much D:
  314. "What in the FUCK are you talking about, kid? You make my head hurt with the lack of sense your entire goddamn statement made." / Lurk Moar.
  315. What in the name of Hell is THIS and what size rifle do I need to take it off my roof?
  316. What in the the seven thousand names by which HELL is known to the human race is this pile of small sticks used to start a fire-tree?
  317. What is a by-product of movement of dark? Heat. What is a by-product of dark suckers? Heat, again.
  318. What is a good defense against the Men in Black? "Laughter," Rojcewicz said. "If they ask you why you're laughing, tell them, 'Rojcewicz told me to do it.'"
  319. What IS an erection, then ?
  320. What IS Art To You?
  321. What is a sauce but slime with a purpose?
  322. What is it that keeps you awake at night, Something? Nothing? Why are you awake right now?
  323. What is it with the sudden surge of sharing info about animal genitalia lately? You kids and your Rock 'Em, Sock 'Em Robots and your... your.... your Spirographs. At least Wayd's wife's boobs are something human.
  324. What is lowbrow art?
  325. what is nasa trying to hide
  326. What is so funny? Has your dad scarred you? ;)
  327. What is that "it's spreading" thingy? It's all over recently posted deviations but I couldn't find an explanation... some kind of contest, or what?
  328. WHAT IS THE DEVIANT ART MASCOT??? I HATE IT.
  329. What is, then, at the south pole? The Edge of the World. It is surrounded by a huge mountain range.
  330. What is this "stone?" Pounds, darn it! :shakefish:
  331. What is this website and why are you awesome?
  332. what is with this GIANT brests?!
  333. What kind of parents take their kids to church? They are not old enough to understand anything anyway.
  334. what makes the anglerfish so nefarious? how do you know his heart? is it because he looks a little different from you and me? is it because you think he looks strange?
  335. What? My Mexican friend, Jesus, isn't alive?
  336. what picture in youre gallery would u use to describe what youd do if you were going to die in 24 hr
  337. what r ur kinks I'm consumed by grief
  338. Whats a 9 year old doing on here?
  339. What's a boner?
  340. "what say we up the ante." i said, as i threw a ball of dead ants at the prime minister
  341. What's black and white, black and blue and black and white? / A nun falling down the stairs. / God, I'm going to hell! Oh, wait! I'm already in hell.
  342. whats everyones favorite gas price? mine is $3.29
  343. "what shall we have for dinner today?" / "You!!!"*Munching on his leg*
  344. what side are cyclopses' tear ducts on and other things my wife didn't want to talk about at dinner
  345. what's sig say? well the 1200 arrived in two batches, first 400 and then 800 ^^
  346. What's special about ur Gallery?
  347. whats the deal with this gay patriotism
  348. What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison? / You can't wash your hands in a buffalo.
  349. What's the difference between AC/DC and Mike Tyson? / One leaves a ring in your ear, the other leaves your ear in the ring. / your mom is so fat when she sat on a Game cube it turned into a game boy.
  350. What's the difference between a guy out in public screaming at the top of his lungs "YOU NEED HARRY POTTER!!! TURN TO HARRY POTTER OR ROT IN AZKABAN!!" and a guy out in public screaming "YOU NEED JESUS CHRIST! TURN TO JESUS CHRIST OR BURN IN HELL!!"???
  351. whats up with all the violence
  352. WHAT'S WRONG WITH ALL YOU FANGIRL BASHERS!?!?!
  353. "What's wrong with that?" EVERYTHING.
  354. What's your best netspeak? LETS CUNVERCE. :iconimhappyplz:
  355. whats your scarist wirdest or worst dream ever
  356. what the
  357. what the fuck am i reading
  358. What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
  359. What the fuck does a wizard need an entire tower for he always just has like a table with an alchemy set on it and nothing else. Does not warrant living in a tower. Just do it in a shack dude. youre overdoing it. Not to mention all those stairs, combined with your age
  360. "What the FUCK!?!?!? I asked you to draw me a picture of Chester Ringtail. I didn't say anything about anal beads or spooge. Thanks for wasting a perfectly good sheet of sketchbook paper, dickwad."
  361. what the fuck is a gloomdog
  362. what the fuck is 'fricken'? it sounds like a type of bush :<
  363. what the fuck is going on with the clothespin picture
  364. "What the fuck is juice? I want some drink, baby!"
  365. What the fuck is "skateboard metal"?
  366. What the fuck is that? A lemur?
  367. What the fuck is this happy horse hockey?
  368. What the fuck is wrong with these people?
  369. What the fuck kind of wolf goes "awooooooo"?
  370. What the fuck was that voice ? / Me and my sister both heard it. / There is a ghost in my bedroom ;;
  371. what the fuck? who hangs dead animals in there hair?
  372. What the heck sort of furry are you, calling yourself a hyooman? Now go away and come back when you have a proper seven-cocked hermaphrodite taur with a Buster Sword and a lightsaber who is also a saiyan. >_>
  373. what the hell are you even talking about? We develop spoken languages. We can at will change the pitch and tone of our voice. I promise you if you put a human and a rabbit each on their own cage, the human would figure out how ot get out first.
  374. What the hell do I have for lunch?
  375. what the hell even is a webp image. i dont care fuck why cant you play nice and just be a png. asshole image
  376. What the hell is wrong with you flaky morons in the For Sale areas?
  377. WHAT. This is so unbelievably stupid.
  378. “what time do you get off?” well that’s not really any of your business now is it
  379. WHAT TIME WOULD YOU LIKE ME HERE TOMORROW TO OPEN THE DOOR FOR YOU?!
  380. What to do when your mega-hertz...Doctor has startling suggestion: Easy DOS it.
  381. What was the last pizza ordered from the twin towers? / TWO PLANES.
  382. "What were you, Charlie Brown?" / "I was a rock......." / (In reference to the "I got a rock." in the Charlie Brown Halloween special.)
  383. What what in the butt in my pants / OOH I FEEL SOO NAUGHTY :'D / You want to see NSFW, I can show you some SAGGY TITS
  384. What will you do? / FIGHT / MAGIC / ITEM / RUN
  385. what with all the hentai and human porn recently
  386. what would be his motive>? lol : 'lets give this world a distressed, vintage look....' very fashionable ;)
  387. What would be in your ultimate sandwich? If none of it was fattening and all things were good to digest,what would you fill those slices of bread with?
  388. "what would u do if u see this?" Wonder why that fish was giving him a blowjob :o
  389. What, you don't have a fetish for diabetic felines that could play Flight of the Bumblebee with the sheer volume of their ventricles slamming shut?
  390. What you have a hurt butt, oh no.
  391. What, you haven't heard of those empty milk bottle explosives the terrorists are using these days?
  392. What you never see are the outtakes where the producer came in drunk and horny one night.
  393. when a browser loses old tabs and it’s what the fuck those were heirlooms
  394. When a centaur is pregnant.... where does the baby go? Like.... does the womb sit in the front where the lady-parts are, or does it hang under like a horse's?
  395. When a plane rolls over it means it wants belly rubs.
  396. when a someone walks into a bar
  397. When a Telemarketer calls, throw the cordless phone down the stairs and say "Oh my god my sister fell down the stairs!"
  398. When attendance is taken, sign on fake names like "Hugh G. Rection" and "Oliver Klozoff".
  399. When a virus enters your computer, you eliminate it. Bin Ladin and company is one of the worst kind of virus !! ELIMINATE IT !! PERMANENTLY !!
  400. when did i become a man?
  401. When did trees become cows? It's natural to kill FOOD not trees.
  402. Whenever Cthulhu lovingly smothers my breasts , and tells me how beautiful I am, ( takes a shot )
  403. Whenever I'm gay, take a shot. / No, wait, don't do that; you might get alcohol poisoning from all the shots you'll have to drink.
  404. whenever i see a fly while im peeing i shoot it outta the air
  405. Whenever I see other people having fun I think “I could just kill them”
  406. ... whenever someone cites wikipedia in an argument. / ... whenever someone argues about the definition of a word. / ... whenever someone takes a quote out of context. / ... whenever someone completely misses the point of an argument.
  407. Whenever someone makes a comment about neutering me, take a shot. / Whenever I make a comment about neutering someone, promptly call the police and have me arrested for the good of everyone.
  408. When god created the world, he put all the plants on it too. Now if god didn't mean for us to get high, then he would'nt have made this fine rarity.
  409. When I beat up my poor pillow I growl and hiss and speak in tongues :D
  410. WHEN I CAN GET A FUCKING HUMAN BEING ON THE GODDAMN TELEPHONE AT THE FUCKING DMV/PHARMACY/CABLE COMPANY THAT WILL CHANGE THE WAY I LIVE. -- NOT A SCOOTER!
  411. When i delete a post it goes back inside me
  412. when i die i hope i come back as a beautiful microscopic granule of sand
  413. WHEN I DIE I HOPE MY PHOTO ENDS UP ON THIS SITE.ITS THAT GOOD.TO ANY ONE WHO DISLIKES THIS SORT OF THING.I HOPE U DIE OF AIDS.HA HA HA
  414. when i die i want my remains disposed of “buffet style”
  415. When I die, please, please, please, please, please, please, please; pretty motherfucking please: Do not memorialize my life or death by writing on your cars' windows with shoe polish, nor with a bumper sticker, t-shirt, coffee mug, hat, tattoo, nor, no matter how tragic my death was nor "appropriate" it seems; a roadside memorial. Thanks a bunch and god bless.
  416. When I go to a house party I calculate the carbon footprint and announce the total at midnight. I am not invited to parties anymore.
  417. when I look in the mirror this stamp is what I see
  418. When I'm alone, sometimes I...... what is it for you? Do you eat tissues, or pretend that you are some kind of vegetable? Let me know, and go CRAZY in the comments!
  419. When I'm mixing colors for my paintings, sometimes the colors look almost good enough to eat. They are usually lime greens or creamy yellows and pinks. So I'd probably eat those. The colors I mean. :paranoid:
  420. When I'm not huffing spray paint from paper bags or negotiating peace in the Middle East, my thoughts often turn to women.
  421. When I'm working in the garage with my pals I encourage the ABF rule. A - Always, B - Be, F-Farting. (One must not forget to critique. FWEEEEEET! Ooooh! That one was loud.)
  422. when inanimate objects attack you take a shot *passes eyes the bottle*
  423. When I read your title I thought you were talking about a bear seeing something out in the woods :) And man ... that is just plain wrong.
  424. When I saw the newscast I was simutanously pissing myself and pissed off. I was cackling hystericaly because he was doing exactly what I do. He was using these crappy crosses as a backdrop while looking like a shit-eating douchebag (and with all modesty, I pull that look off a whole lot better). Of course, he was 100% serious: coat, tie, clipboard, microphone with the station logo, and above all, totally oblivous to the irony. Then I got pissed when I realized he had scooped me. The memorial he was standing in front of wasn't part of my collection.
  425. When i say dog shit i mean warm brown paint.
  426. When I see a street-sign that says "SLOW CHILDREN" I think great, now they'll be easier to hit.
  427. When I think bad omen, I think this thread.
  428. When I travel through a big city and I see the dark, seedy underbelly of society, I like to rub it because that makes society go to sleep. Just precious.
  429. When it's goat cheese! / What the fuck is in my drink?
  430. When i was 11 and in fith grade i did a whole 19 paragraph essay (yes its true 0.0) on wolves. RANDOM KNOWLEDGE IS ALWAYS GOOD XD
  431. When I was 7, I wasn't allowed to say.... hate, stupid, gosh, darn, blood, gay, idiot, and a lot more.
  432. When I was about two, I went to my parent's bathroom and I forgot to check to see if the seat was down. >.<; I fell in and had to be pulled out by my mom... >.<; Yeah...
  433. when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me
  434. When I was a kid, the AC reminded me of my uncle. Now as an adult, it reminds me of him more so.
  435. when I was a kid, the tum's man scared me. I'd hide when the advertisment was on tv, and he does the "tum tum tum tum tumsssss!"
  436. When I was five, I had a nightmare that I was being chased by a TV that had a face of a grizzly replacing the screen. I ended up jumping out of my balcony. / It seemed stupid when I look back at it now. I would've kicked that motherfucker's ass.
  437. When I was five years old, my dad put me in the microwave.
  438. When I was getting ready to go out the door, I went to get my keys off my coffee table and fell over in the floor for no reason at all. / kids, don't abuse drugs.
  439. When I was little, a doctor TRIED to diagnose me with ADHD.
  440. When I was little I always got mad at those stories when the wolf didn't win and get to eat the people or whatever.
  441. When I was little I always got mad at those stories when the wolf didn't win and get to eat the people or whatever. Like it pissed me off cause it didn't make sense why an animal that was smart lost to a little girl wearing a cape
  442. When I was younger, I had to tell my mom I was pregnant... but I hadn't had sex in real life or in the dream! My mom was like "What do you mean? Like an immaculate conception???" and I just kinda said "ummm... yes?" She didn't believe me. Good thing I woke up.
  443. When I went to Hallmark, the only thing I was touched by was HIGH PRICES and ESTROGEN !!!!
  444. When Jesus comes back he is SO not having this shit.
  445. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. / Thhen sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
  446. When limp bizkit comes on at the bowling alley and you unleash hatred upon the pins.
  447. When listing toppings you want on your pizza, include another pizza.
  448. When people in the Middle East go to McDonalds, do they order the McJihad with a side of Hijacker Fries?
  449. when religon goes where rule 34 won't
  450. when sharping pencils?
  451. when someone happens to catch a glance at a notebook doodle or something i just laugh and pret
  452. when the author describes someone dying and you can just tell they've never actually died by the way it's written
  453. When the cashier asks for my signature, I just write "HELP ME" while maintaining eye contact
  454. When the choir sings, roll your eyes and grumble: "Oh, Christ! Are they gonna do another SONG?"
  455. When the dude in her bio dies
  456. "When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's amore" nope. not true "When the world seems to shine like you'v" thats bullshit too
  457. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say, "You just don't get it, do you?"
  458. When the Swedish government tried to have a little virtual conference in SL didn't the room get griefed with flying dicks or something?
  459. When the time comes you can fill HELL with MINIVANS, FAMILY INSURANCE PREMIUMS, AND LITTLE LEAGUES.
  460. When they pass around the collection plate, drop in a piece of paper with Pat Robertson's MasterCard number.
  461. When they repeat your order, say, "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time."
  462. When they say, "What would you like?"--say, "Huh? Oh, you mean now."
  463. When they say, "Will that be all?"--snicker and say, "We'll find out, won't we?"
  464. when they stopped putting cd drives in laptops we ALL lost
  465. When they where all partying and shit suddenly micheal jackson smashes the door open and screams, *IMMAH EAT A BABEH*
  466. When this happens to normal people, they buy a dog and some drapes.
  467. when u play a game long enough u start to play it mentally ill style
  468. When was it a crime to be HAPPY!?!
  469. WHEN WE CAN DRINK BEER AND EAT CANDY AND LOSE WEIGHT, THAT WILL CHANGE THE WAY WE LIVE.
  470. " when you commit homicide you are playing grab ass with the devil " - Sheriff's Department
  471. When you die you rot int he ground for enternity. :p
  472. WHEN YOU GO TO HELL YOU MUST WITNESS YOUR PARENTS HAVING SEX ON A PILE OF DEAD PUPPIES WHILST INFLATING 300 BALLOONS AND BEING SUPERVISED BY THE DEVIL...WHO IS VERY FAT AND VERY VERY CUTE. / OVER, AND OVER, AND OVER, AND OVER...
  473. When you mouse over it, it's awesome level increases dramatically. "I'm in ur post! Shakin mah fish!" Pure win
  474. When your drunk ass t-bones a bus and the children burn to death as you walk away uninjured; try and do it on a stretch of road with a bunch of roadside memorials already. That way, the kids' families can repurpose the existing crosses by painting their childrens' names over the ones already there.
  475. when you realise that your chicken wings are still in your lunchbox and get all happy becase you have food you didnt know about take a shot and eat it
  476. When you refuse to be known by the name your parents gave you, and instead insist people refer to you by your "furry" name. / i.e. Cloudchaser Shaconage.
  477. When your house is infested with cock roaches that lay evil poo all over your good food, and infest your fridge until they have no respect for "lights on or lights off",or what evers, you call the exterminator.
  478. When you roll a crit fail so decide to kill a 6 year old.
  479. When you think about it, when God gave the commandment "Thou shalt not kill" you'd think that'd be a clear indication that he doesn't want people to have guns.
  480. - When you use a /me command and decides to do cutesy acts after that /me. In real life.
  481. When you've given the price, say, "Ooooooo, that sounds complicated. I hate math."
  482. WHEREAS, HOST desires to make available certain facilities and foodstuffs as specified in ARTICLE 1 in a "barbecue" format (hereinafter "EVENT") and GUEST is prepared to attend said facilities and consume said foodstuffs as specified in ARTICLE 2 of this agreement. HOST shall make available to GUEST a grilling device suitable for the barbecue process. Temperature of grill shall be sufficiently hot as to char all surfaces which make direct contact with grill, but not so hot as to char surfaces which do not directly contact grill, unless surface is allowed to remain on grill for an excessive period (to be determined by HOST). GUEST IS ADVISED TO BRING AN ITEM SUITABLE FOR GRILLING. GUESTS lacking items suitable for grilling are welcome at EVENT, but in such case HOST assumes no responsibility for GUEST'S participation in barbecue process. This in no way implies that HOST assumes any responsibility for anything whatsoever, under any circumstances. EVENT is offered "AS IS" without warranty of any kind, either expressed or implied, including, but not limited to, the implied warranties of merchantability and fitness for a particular purpose.
  483. where did i export my pee?
  484. Where did I put that cup of Instant Hobby?
  485. Where'd the hole in the floor come from?
  486. Where...exactly do you think Yellowstone is? ... Its a big ass national park..
  487. WHERE HAS THIS STAMP BEEN ALL MY LIFE.
  488. where promises go to die
  489. Where's a good sniper when you need one?!?
  490. Wheres my toy or i'll get mad now
  491. wheres the bread op
  492. (( where the fuck is the butthurt. >BI ))
  493. WHERE THE MAIN COURSE IS ALWAYS A TASTY DISH!
  494. Where to draw the line in artistic nudes? Please give your opnion!
  495. where to sell a box of rocks
  496. 'where will the baby come out? from the penis?'
  497. wherez the love sea urchin at? or the love loaded 9mm?
  498. whether its that Hot rock N' roll or Cool jazz, well we can know what the one thing is that we all can agree on, is that it is "Pretty good"
  499. which fursona should i choose
  500. Which is great if someone wants to shoot me in the dick. But a knife can get through it easy enough as it's weaved fabric. Every wonder why it can only stop hand gun bullets? Hand gun bullets do not have a point.
  501. WHICH IT IS / EXACTLY WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS
  502. Which one are you more excited for? Poop or internals?
  503. which one of you mother fuckers said im going to go volunteer at the dog shelter, as a Dog. disgusting comment
  504. Which one would you perfer to be "put down"? -being shot -OR- -get a substance that stops the working organs in your pody, fast and painless (I am not asking because I want to do it to you, just wondering.)
  505. which toe is the star of the foot? if you think it's the big toe, you're a showboating creep. if you think it's the pinky you're a grovelling pest. and if you think it's any of the three middle ones you're a paper-thin contrarian. no substance, no intellect. you're disgusting
  506. Which type art is more apealing and why?
  507. While I would totally eat a fox, I have no idea what sort of fantasy world you're living in.
  508. While on the phone, fake entering puberty. Fluctuate pitch often; act embarrassed.
  509. while we dont give a shit. express yourself damnit. we arent normal. like ur ass.
  510. <White_Devil> ppl who put down other ppl from other countries are basicly ingnorant...We are all from the human race and the sooner ppl can put away their bias, the sooner they can be dominated by the USA
  511. WHITEY TIGHTYS!!! jk......... i sleep in my boxers........
  512. Whither goest thou Old Chinese Woman who stroked my shaft on the F Train between 34th St. and Rock Center?! Whither goest thou!?
  513. <@whm> "A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his ass. The doctors described his condition as stable."
  514. Whne I woke up there was a bunny humping my leg. I kicked that little bastard like a feild goal.
  515. Whoa, necro. / Who the fuck are you and how did you get in my house.
  516. Who are you and why are you talking. I was getting tired of arguing and then you- some random hobo of the street just jumped in like ... that. Im annoyed that you think I'm offended. I already know I am an idiot, and thus am quite proud I manage to operate.
  517. Who are you to suggest how much I like dog penis?! I CRAVE DOG PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! / I LOVE DOG PENIS!!!! / I LIVE DOG PENIS!
  518. Whoa, slow down, that's too much rock and roll for one party.
  519. WHOA. That's not very mature, pal. U don't even know me! All I was is stating my opinion! Ur parents wouldn't like u usin' dat language, would they?? Seriously! U put me in a bad mood! I need to Learn how to handle ur opinion less.... rude... derp-a-derp...
  520. WHOA!!!!!! That think is beautiful!!!! But i have a question. What made you think of a duck?
  521. Who caaaarrreeees, man, it's a goddamn toy/sticker/whatever the hell it was. Also, don't bring Q up here. That's just... not a good thing to do. ALSO, don't use the term "haters"! Goddamn I hate you people!
  522. Who cares about Iran? I think Belgium needs to be bombed, big time.
  523. "Who does not work, shall not eat"
  524. Who doesn't want to laugh at all the park goers drowning from waterlogged fur as the slide down the tube of doom and pile on top of each other?
  525. Who do you think really controls the government around you? The people? Businessmen in the shadows? The president? Who?
  526. Who do you think renovated that bathroom. It created jobs!
  527. Whoever coined the whole "marriage" facade can kindly suck my metophorical dick.
  528. <Whoever>So I'm sitting at the lunch table with mostly girls and the conversation wanders about the usual subjects. <Whoever>Eventually someone say the word "Jizz" And that goody goody girl with the 4.0 GPA and who is very sweet and innocent says, "whats jizz?" <Whoever>Silence and muffled laughter ensues, one of the girls says "Its something guys do." <Whoever>So she says "...oh... okay.." <Whoever>Next period, english class, miss clueless raises her hand. <Whoever>"Excuse me, can I go to the Lav, I have to Jizz."
  529. who gors there ,
  530. Who here agrees , WHEN a damn baby is not out of the mother IT IS NOT ALIVE. WHEN THE BABY IS FUCKING born? Sure it murder if ya kill it. But if it's still inside, It's not alive. fff I seriously hate it when people say it's murder
  531. who here believes that spirits exist
  532. who is he? - are you sure it's a he? who said that? aulis? what is he? - a furfag perchance? is there an official history or backstory or perhaps an autobiography? - i don't think so.
  533. who is the Toronto baseball warlock
  534. Who lets them out to meet the eighteen wheeler of Christ?
  535. Who lost vegas ?
  536. Who needs drugs when we've got this guy.
  537. Who needs tables of contents? They're just so people who don't to read the whole 'zine can say they have. Screw you and your tables of contents, bastard. -- POUPEY zine #1
  538. Whoo! KICKED OUT? Why no, my friend! We will simply...Vomit at your presence!
  539. Whoops - stepped in dog shit. --- By the Drake Hotel Round that L S D corner Whoa shit, hit the brakes
  540. WHOOPS WHERE DID YOUR ACCOUNT GO HOW DID THAT HAPPEN I AM NOT GOOD AT COMPUTER
  541. who put the dead bird in my mailbox? - w4m
  542. who says god is sentient? who says gravity isn't? gravity is certainly all around us, omnipotent and omnipresent, and we have no way of knowing that gravity is not all-seeing, -knowing, -all that jazz.
  543. who says im trolling? i genuinely think youre a completely stupid faggot and im just saying so
  544. whose the hottest female on fa yes there are females here
  545. Who's excited for cold hamburger helper with absolutely no benadryl in it?
  546. Who the duck cares about what things generally are? I'll tell you who. mainstream people! Zombie slaves to society do; that's who!
  547. WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE?
  548. Who the fuck cares what I think? It's not like I'm threatening them in any way.
  549. Who the fuck is still using FrontPage in 2010?
  550. Who the fuck is Wolfe Blitzer? And why does that deserve a :|? I don't even want to know really, do I? :lock:
  551. Who the fuck says "red-brown"?
  552. "who the hell is that, dracula?" - thing i'm apparently not supposed to say every time the doorbell rings
  553. Who tied my clit to the door and slammed it shut so it would fly off? Was it you? Well I forgive you
  554. who up dinking they oiter
  555. who wanna come over and have floor time
  556. who wanna play pigeons with meeeee ^_^ i'll be tbe cigarette butt
  557. who wants an octopus
  558. Who wants to get fucked up on the green neolithic slime that makes you hallucinate to death?
  559. Who wants to hang out and activate each other’s fight or flight responses
  560. Who wants to help me on my quest to terrorize misbehaving children as the stereotypical fire-breathing dragon?! :lol:
  561. who will kiss m e when im dead
  562. Wh-what about Rolls Royce? They're also drug dealers favorites. D: And rap stars.
  563. why am i living in this universe and not in any of the alternative ones i've made up
  564. Why A Polyurethane Ass is Better Than a Girlfriend
  565. why are most artist like this
  566. Why aren't there more manticores out there? I mean, they're part lion for chrissake...
  567. Why are people anti hairy ass… I thought we were faggots
  568. why are so many people brainwahed ><
  569. WHY ARE THERE THREE R'S IN YOUR NAME????? D:
  570. Why are you calling them lies?
  571. why are you even allowed to post? for fucks sake.
  572. WHY ARE YOUR STAMPS MADE PURELY OF HATE, STAMPINESS, AND COMPUTERS?
  573. WHY ARE YOU SCARED OF ME?
  574. Why are you so intent on throwing shit at 15 and 14-year-olds?
  575. Why are you trying to force yourself to read something you don't like? It's like trying to force feed a chicken a raw steak.
  576. "why are you wearing that stupid man suit?" sorry, i had to say that in a forum like this. :)
  577. why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....
  578. Why can't I own a canadian!
  579. Why can't my rubber ducks look like that? :C
  580. Why can't these people spell 'masturbate' properly?
  581. why can't we suck him with NUANCE the LAST thing america needs is more MISINFORMATION
  582. why cant you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom
  583. WHY CUZ I'M A HUMAN / RACIST
  584. WHY DID LABOUR ABOLISH COMPULSORY LANGUAGES? WHY?! One thing that I actually can't blame Thatcher for, and it PISSES ME OFF.
  585. “Why did LJN have to make every NES movie adaptation? Couldn't they have given somebody else a try?! No, they wanted to incorporate the entire spectrum of awfulness. "Purple for putrid gameplay", "blue for bad musical abominations", "green for graphical farts and garlic", "yellow for piss-poor lack of loyalty to source material", "orange for "orange (aren't) you a fuckin' idiot?!"", and "red for high-stress anger-inducing masochism". Put that all together, you got all the colors of the shit rainbow. Hooray, LJN.”
  586. Why did the furry cross the road? / FUCK YOU I'M A CHICKEN
  587. Why did the Prostitute(sp?) sew her vagina on her leg?
  588. Why did you comment twice? Geeze your kicking a dead sheep. I am no longer bahh-ing my opinions. Makes you look very big and tough now shush.
  589. why do 90% of all medicines sound like cool wizard
  590. Why do all minotaurs in media have nipple rings. Who's piercing their nipples. and How do I qualify for this job.
  591. "Why does everybody think my anorexic gay anime boy OC is a girl?"
  592. Why does everyone have HIV?
  593. Why does everyone wanna go to the bar with me???
  594. Why does EVERY. SINGLE. STAMP. in your gallery express something I agree with? It's amazing.
  595. why does this guy run around in a guy fawkes mask all the time? he is the epic fail man alive
  596. Why do I even bother writing in the artist comments?
  597. Why do I get no critism?
  598. WHY DO I HAVE TO SELL MY SOUL TO THE DEVIL JUST TO AFFORD YOU?
  599. "why dont they attach a giant parachute on an airplane? so when they crash they can open the chute"
  600. why don't ugly women kill themselves?
  601. why dont we just give them dog food. seriously why not?
  602. why do police officers even try to make thirst content in their cars on social media like your ex girlfriend's body is probably in the trunk
  603. why do random animals enter my home
  604. Why do some poeople still go to McDonalds?
  605. Why Do You Like Yaoi/Yuri (A Discussion)
  606. Why do you skip lines between every sentence?
  607. Why do you think he isn't posting anymore? BECAUSE HE GOT BITTEN BY A VAMPIRE!
  608. Why exactly have you dedicated your life to spamming the forums?
  609. Why for you ban my favorite artists?
  610. Why Geeks and Nerds Are Worth It...
  611. Why, I didn't know Pooh was a retarded cowboy.
  612. .............. Why is a dead rat hanging from their hair?
  613. why is everything made of ROCKS ??? this shit SUCKS!!! - a flintstone who has had enough
  614. Why is it that everything that is good in life is illegal, immoral or fattening?
  615. Why is it that we get what can only be described as a shithole for a toilet and women get something fucking palatial? It's not fair. :no:
  616. Why is "Pot" illegal?
  617. why is stealing candy from a baby wrong
  618. Why, little metroid that turned giant? Why did you have to die ): I loved you you gave me the ~hyper beam~ ;_;
  619. Why most psycho girls have to be pretty?
  620. why no, i am NOT a porn model, thanks.
  621. why not build a giant carbon scrubber... they use em on subarmines and space vehicles to prevent Co2 poisoning.
  622. Why not kill the things in the poll, and save the puppy? / WHY YOU MAKE IT SO HARD! / But, on serious note, what the hell?
  623. Why not mandatory castration for welfare fathers?
  624. why not, we can make the rich pay for it
  625. Why should we send missionaries to China if we can not convert the heathen when they come here? [...] They see [...] that they are just and patient, kind and tender; that they never resort to force; that they have no prejudice on account of color, race, or religion [...] Surely, such peoples ought to live together in perfect peace. -- Robert G. Ingersoll, "A Wooden God", 1890
  626. Why? So I can have even more free time to spend on the forums blasting all the anti-liberty assholes?
  627. why so rude to cupcake? (we have a foster cat named cupcake this made me think of him lol)
  628. Why the fuck do people draw fantasy girls pregnant?
  629. Why the fuck is that a fetish.
  630. Why the fuck would I be a fan? We're in a music forum...
  631. why thog need smoke herb we just go to berry bush
  632. Why Visual-Kei is popular?IT SUCKS SHIT!
  633. Why? WHY DIDN'T THEY ALL JUST WEAR CONDOMS?!
  634. WHY? WHYYYYYYYYYYY? :crying:
  635. WHY WILL YOU NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP / TAKE THE HINT / YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE / OR ANYWHERE FOR THAT MATTER / JESUS CHRIST COME ON
  636. WHY WITH THE KNEES?
  637. Why won't anyone take my Anthro Art seriously?
  638. Why would I highfive you when you just chopped my ninja in half? :meow:
  639. why would i make this stamp? because it's a cup of reality.
  640. Why would it matter if you told them you were furry? It would be like "Mom, dad, we nned to talk. I... I... I like Robin Hood. A lot."
  641. ...Why would you even notice that, let alone comment on it?
  642. Why would you steal candy from a baby in the first place? who wants a lollipop covered in baby drool :?
  643. Why would you turn a fucking sponge into a fucking wolf. Dude, it's just like rule 34. Only it's not about porn.
  644. Why would you watermark that?
  645. Why yaoi pairings?
  646. "Why yes, I am insane. Thank you for asking. Care to join me? Free doughnuts on Thursdays!" / This signature causes me physical pain >:C
  647. why yes it is, did you meet my brother bottom ass
  648. Why yes, my spirit animal IS pig. How kind of you to notice!
  649. Why you be so dumb!? You no hungry for salted peanuuuts. You hungry, for HOT POCKET!
  650. Wich side am I on? / I'm on the sandwich side.
  651. Wikipedia every damn day: yo can I borrow 5$
  652. Wikipedia isn't a valued source btw... anyways, i saw a thing about a cat being used for science reasons, where they remove a part of its brain, so scientist could figure out if this one part of the brain (before that, it was all theory) keeps us laying still while we sleep, so we don't just walk around and do stuff in our sleep. the information they collected will help scientist find ways to keep sever and chronic sleep walking problems under control the cat now walks around in its sleep and is healthy and fine.
  653. <Wikkid|Mikkr3igN> my power went out the other day. good thing my camera had a flash. i went to make a sandwich and took 90 pictures of my kitchen.... the neighbors called the police they thought it was lightening in my house
  654. Wild...as a shithouse mouse.
  655. will all straight male dragon furries please raise their right claws
  656. will all the asexual toasters please reply
  657. will bird food show up in a drug test time sensitive
  658. Will everyone just fuck each other already?!
  659. WILLIAM SAFIRE'S RULES FOR WRITING 1) Remember to never split an infinitive. 2) The passive voice should never be used. 3) Do not put statements in the negative form. 4) A verb has to agree with their subjects. 5) Proofread carefully to see if you words out. 6) If you reread your work, you can find on rereading a great deal of repetition can be avoided by rereading and editing. 7) A writer must not shift your point of view. 8) And don't start a sentence with a conjunction. 9) Remember, too, a preposition is a terrible word to end a sentence with. 10) Don't overuse exclamation marks !!!!!!!!! 11) Place pronouns as close as possible, especially in long sentences, as of ten or more words, to their antecedents. 12) Writing carefully, dangling participles must be avoided. 13) If any word is improper at the end of a sentence, a linking verb is. 14) Take the bull by the hand and avoid mixing metaphors. 15) Avoid trendy locutions that sound flaky. 16) Everyone should be careful to use a singular pronoun with singular nouns in their writing. 17) Always pick on the correct idiom. 18) The adverb always follows the verb. 19) Eschew obfuscation. 20) Last, but not least, avoid cliches like the plague; seek viable alternatives.
  660. Will Matt Marriott's next installment explain to us how the Illuminati was also behind the death of Jim Morrison? :evileye:
  661. Will not have sex with fish huh? Anything to get the bar off the ground I guess. / Although he will have sex with anything else, hopefully with a muffler right after the car shuts off. >:}
  662. ... ...will you marry me?
  663. Will you really die of boredom doing something else for a few months?
  664. will you still be furry at 50
  665. <WimpBastard> so tired <WimpBastard> 3am <Buchwald> it's only 11am. you should be wide awake <WimpBastard> ... <WimpBastard> wtf <Buchwald> dude, i live in america. our time is the correct time. <Buchwald> therefore, you should be awake <WimpBastard> >:|
  666. Wings are cool; when I said no additional appendages it was mostly to prevent people from asking a character to have like two dicks or more than one pair of breasts.
  667. wisconsin jail outlaws dungeons dragons
  668. Wish I had a nice palace like that to shit in. Do you think this helps the middle class?
  669. wishing you luck in all future endeavors, both on and off the toilet
  670. wish that chimp finished strangling Ronald Reagan
  671. Witch Hunter Robin made me burn things. / Gunslinger Girl made me put on a school girl's uniform and shoot people.
  672. "With beak as sharp as razors / to cut the throats of them there blokes / who sell bad beer to sailors."
  673. Within reason, having the problem of being on fire will probably not lead to you inventing a fire extinguisher within a reasonable time-frame.
  674. With MSPaint or another art program, stick your hand to your computer screen and draw around it like you would a paper turkey. Then have fun with it like you was back in Kindergarden or whenever you made these turkeys.
  675. With my christmas money, my present to myself is ears and a tail.
  676. Without pancakes, breakfast would be ruined!:shakefist: PancakesGirl, I'm gunna do you like pancakes Lay you down Spread my hot syrup all over you Mix it with your melted butter and eat you all up
  677. with that attitude you need to go to McManners and order a cordial pleaseburger. with extra polite.
  678. “with that being said, other than the lawsuit and the declarations, I simply support Manson the way I want. I have been reading Max Stirner's The Ego And Its Own on and off, and I came to the conclusion that I don't need to follow certain dogmas that Evan Rachel Wood's supporters say (e.g., "If you support Manson, then you are a horrible piece of human garbage"). morality is something we have created as a construct of human perception and why should I follow something that keeps getting shoved down my throat??!! I should follow my own path and support whoever I like!”
  679. With ur anger and fear they would feel that you were weak and might was going to attackt them. A HUG is an attack if u don't know them xD (i know u were ironic in the comment xD)
  680. with your bum / worst way to feed your pet.
  681. With your genitalia. / Worst way to eat cereal.
  682. Wizard Fact #42: The real reason you're not supposed to stick a fork into your toaster is because you might stab one of the wizards in there
  683. wizard hat cowboy brim
  684. wizard hat that is also a lava lamp
  685. Wizard robe but it has a side slit.
  686. wizards of the coast is really innovating if you're into apocalyptically incestuous cultural sludge, digested and regurgitated to only barest recognisability for viable producteering
  687. Wizard staff sized hitachi magic wand
  688. wizard tip of the day: i can and will kill again
  689. Woah, had a dream I eat a huge marshmallow n I woke up n my pillow was gone, I check my dad room n he was fuckin it real damn hard
  690. woah wtf? obsessive point? I was gonna say scary...o.0;; how did that happen?
  691. <wolf> 1. Save every Free Credit Card Offer you get, Put it in pile A <wolf> 2. Save every Free Coupon You get, put that in pile B <wolf> 3. Now open the credit card mail from pile A and find the Business Reply Mail Envelope. <wolf> 4. Take the coupons from pile B and stuff them in the envelope you hold in your hand. <wolf> 5. Drop the stuffed to the brim envelopes in your mail and walk away whistling. <wolf> I have now received two phone calls from the credit card companies telling me that they received a stuffed envelope with coupons rather then my application. They informed me that it they are not pleased that they footed the bill for the crap I sent them. I reply with "It says Business Reply Mail" I'm suggesting coupons to you to ensure that your business is more successful. They promptly hang up on me. <wolf> Now, I did this for about a month before it got boring, so I got an added idea! I added exactly 33 cents worth of pennies to the envelope so they paid EXTRA due to the weight. I got a call informing me about the money, I said it was a mistake and I demanded my change back. After yelling at the clerk and then to the supervisor they agreed to my demands and cut me a check for the money. I hold in my hand at this very moment a check from GTE Visa for exactly 33 cents.
  692. Wolfaboo is someone who think they are a wolf. Or thinks Wolves are a god.
  693. Wolf·a·boo [wolf-uh-boo] (n.) 1. Derived from the term Weeaboo (referring to a person overly obsessed with japan.) A Wolfaboo: "A person overly obsessed with wolves; one who equates a human life to that of a wolf; someone who defends and or glorifies wolves killing humans. Often misspelling the plural of wolf as 'wolfs'; Often, will make up lies and propaganda to defend wolves; most of the lies do not hold true when put to actual research." see: Ignorant, Stubborn, Brainwashed, Liar, Foolish :iconwolfaboosplz:
  694. wolf are the big ones with loads of ear fluff and coyotes are smaller than a german shepard dog with pointy features right?
  695. Wolfdragons? The fuck? What's next, foxwolfdragonsparkledogsparklebearsparklecatsparklesparklesparklesprarkle
  696. Wolf lynx. Beat that.
  697. WOLFMAN RETURNS FROM THE DEAD, TO TERRORIZE THE VATICAN, BUT IS THWARTED BY CAT PEOPLE!
  698. Wolf nipples!
  699. WolfPredatorWarrior: All most everyone in my middle school HATE wolves!!>:/ which really PISSED me off!!they would always say they want to kill all the wolves in the world...:( and more disturbing stuff they say about wolves.....i hate alot of people in my school(not just for them hateing wolves) WolfPredatorWarrior: I know right! they think that hating wolves is "SO COOL"but its not,its annoying WolfPredatorWarrior: Well,i guess your right,i was going a little to far-__-but what i cant take it when they talk about everyday,but that was a while ago,i just ignore them .they dont even talk about wolves no more.which i think is a good thing:) UnrelatedTalents: Oh damn, you go to my school. I hate wolves, as do the rest of my classmates.
  700. WOLFS ARE SO MISSUNDERSTOODED!!!1!!!11!! That some people think they're harmless puppies is a proof on that :stare:
  701. wolfwithsnowypaws544: You stink! Wolves are awesome! IcePhoenix202: In what every 10 years they kill 1 of us while we kill thousands of them. wolfwithsnowypaws544: I know! just they are awesome! wolfwithsnowypaws544: Your just jealous! MediocreSon: Yez and that's why I'm keeping a watch on my hamster cuz wowo he's going to kill me wow.:ohnoes: wolfwithsnowypaws544: Wolves are too awesome wolfwithsnowypaws544: ok! wolfwithsnowypaws544: ok waazaa: What....The fuck. Okay no seriously what are we jealous of?
  702. Wolfy2199: Look through their eyes you idiot! I ask you one question... What if they were the humans and we were the wolves? Hows hunting now???????? paramoreSUCKS: I am looking through my eyes... otherwise I would be blind. I would be indifferent because I would be a animal that has no thought outside of myself and my environment.
  703. WOLFZ ARE SPESHUL AND NEVER KILL ANY 1 !!!!!1!!!1 THEY SO NICE AND CUDDLY THOSE STOPID HOOMANZ SHUD ALL DIE1!!
  704. wolves09492: cyber bully wolves09492: no a flow is a mistack im not the one saying the f word here you are being mean im not
  705. wolves09492: OK WHERES YOUR RIGHT TO KILL AN ANIMAL THAT CANT TALK FOR THEM SELF I BET YOU HURT PUPIES AND KITTENS AND I BET YOU KILL WOLF PUPS IN THE DEN WITH THEIR MOM IN IT WITH GAS OR FIRE wolves09492: for now.... REALY WHAT KIND OF PERSON ARE YOU
  706. wolves09492: true i mean peps die for bee sting if i did get stung by a bee or wasp i would be in the hospital but a wolf see you and think hmmm food smells good i wont it and could kill but not a lot of wolves walk up to peps and kill it would take somthing Fawfulsee9000: Sorry, but a single bee sting isn't going to put you in the hospital. It would take lots to do that. wolves09492: Yes it happens a lot to my BFF she is ok now some people can die from one bee sting a wolf could to Fawfulsee9000: No. That would make wolves utterly pathetic if one mere bee sting was near fatal.
  707. Wolves are CANINES, they don't meow or hiss. They howl and bark.(sometimes)
  708. Wolves are living creatures that God made for this world, just like you and me and all of our families and everyone and everything that lives and moves. And I dont need to be put down, now that was just stupid. And thats Your opinion on wolves and they arent dumb, actually they are pretty smart. And just because somethings ugly doesnt mean its bad, thank you very much! And say a girl a your school was ugly and wasnt that smart, does that mean she doesnt need to live. So I dont wanna hear that crap you mother fucking piece of shit, bitch that has an ass for a brain!
  709. Wolves are not as dangerous as people think, its people like you who over exaggerate who kill the reputation of animals!
  710. Wolves are not some mysterious misunderstood animal. They're carnivores. They eat meat. We're meat. We're also considered to be predators to them.
  711. Wolves ARE wild but they are NOT gods understood I didn't even think they were gods
  712. Wolves attack people, but only when they're really hungry. I'm not a wolfaboo, I just know from experience that humans taste like shit.
  713. wolves bring down simple, slow, noisy, mc donalds ridden, camera at hand yum yums at any chance if they don't see something sane and normal hopping around; and the viciousness credo they got as hunters from us yum-yums is due to the fact they eat the meat off of the prey animal in a marathon run of slow blood loss over tens of miles,..hungry like the wolf means swallowing back that fresh meat as you travel and then bringing it back as 'baby food' for the pups,..let you figga out the baby bird version since wolves don't have purses or backpacks either. Wolves, are people. Brothers in savagery. They belong to us, they are us. 10 out of 10.
  714. Wolves cannot raise human children. Yes, let that sink in. They CANNOT. RAISE. HUMAN. CHILDREN!
  715. wolves do kill people and i wont deny it. I'm a wolf lover but who can blame them???people are tasty and anoying ! if you were a wolf wouldn't that be enough to kill a nearby person??
  716. wolves do kill people and i wont deny it. I'm a wolf lover but who can blame them???people are tasty and anoying ! if you were a wolf wouldn't that be enough to kill a nearby person?? its like people and chiken hens are tasty and they are annoying with the loud noise they make but like wolves,we dont just kill them anytime with no reason at all,only when needed or when they are hopelessly sick and with that I rest my case
  717. wolves don't have concept of insanity or sanity. well I know you mean "sane", but.. maybe a wolf won't. but coyotes eat toddlers out of suburban back yards. and don't take any guff from anyone.
  718. Wolves dont kill for fun, WTF! Are you stupid or something!!! I RESEARCH WOLVES, I KNOW ABOUT THEM! And i said usually dont eat wolves! And i know some people eat cats and dogs and even HORSES! And wow, you come up with the stupidest names -_- And i never said it looks smarter or anything BUT I KNOW WTF IM SAYING!!!
  719. Wolves have attacked humans, if only because they were provoked. But there is no record ANYHWERE of a wolf killing a human. Now everyone, shut the hell up.<3
  720. wolves killed my cousins! / Oh... that's terrible, I am sorry that happened. / Yeah sure i really believe u. -_-
  721. "Women don't have to have sex.........."I agree. There are a myriad of options for women to achieve sexual gratification that do not include sperm.
  722. Women light up the world. That's why it's called Broad daylight.
  723. Women - VOMIT AND PISS ON YOUR ATTACKER!
  724. Wonder aloud if you should trim those nose hairs.
  725. Wonderful! You have made me so sexually aroused today!
  726. wonder what the bonglord up to
  727. Wonder why the head didn't get eaten of that dog...guess brain food ain't worth the trouble, lol.
  728. Won't you take me to PRECIOUSTOWNNN
  729. WOOLFS R MOAR BETTUR THEN U U STOPID HEAD!!!!1! WOOLFS R MY FREINDS!1111!! THEY WUNT HURT MEHH!!11!!
  730. WOOLFS R MOAR BETTUR THEN U U STOPID HEAD!!!!1! WOOLFS R MY FREINDS!1111!! THEY WUNT HURT MEHH!!11!! xD
  731. Woooh. I'm going to send a letter to the White House! :#1:
  732. "WooOo! we had a good run, guys, but we are f'ked!" then proceed to fire wildly at any low flying space craft with a NERF gun. could be their one weakness, never know.
  733. <Woosta> Isn't America at war against the Middle Endians?
  734. word of warning, watch out for those who would eat you in the blink of an eye, namely me :p
  735. word on the street is if you suffer in just the right way for just long enough youll be rewarded
  736. *working on first draft of frankenstein* And there he was, frankengsteining about, frankenstein gazed into the mirror, seeing frankenstein staring back. But it wasn't just any frankenstein. It was frankenstein's monster. and what he was seeing? was a manifestation of his darkest feelings in that moment. frankenstein could see all of his frankenstein qualities in himself
  737. World’s first neutering [x]
  738. WORMCHASER!!! (available on the Nintendo X-Station)
  739. Worm Jeff's OK though, right?
  740. Worried about obese boyfriend
  741. worst beverage youve ever had
  742. Worst: Crushed by an epileptic bear anus. / Best: Bleeding to death.
  743. wot about heart??? D: / EARTH! FIRE! WIND! WATER! HEART!!! / With your powers combined I am CAPTAIN PLANET!!!!! / Huzzah!
  744. Would a vending machine count as a moon base?
  745. Would having anal sex be giving up your virginity?
  746. Wouldn't be painful you know? Say your transforming into a squirrel and you forget to put a hole in your pants n stuff wouldn't that...you know...Kinda hurt...The meat n two veggies?
  747. wouldnt be the worst thing ive done and iv seen and done stuff that would make the guys that work at morgue gag
  748. Wouldn't eat a dog. Could be mine.
  749. Wouldn't it be glorious if I were telling the truth. What I just told you is a deep sexual fantasy of mine that is yet to be fulfilled.
  750. Wouldn't it be just scrumptious if many fanboys sat down to play Halo 3 and were rewarded with the Red Ring Of Doom for their trouble? / Bear in mind that I own a 360.
  751. *wouldn't use a glory hole with a stolen dick*
  752. Would u shut the fuck off and go shoot ur self in the head with a gun? Or wait! go to the wolves and let them eat u!
  753. Would you believe a Christian if he told you he were a liar?
  754. Would you be proud on "feeding" a wolf? :|
  755. Would you caress my six legs?
  756. Would you fucking mind collecting all you pathetic posts into ONE SINGLE REPLY?????!!!!!
  757. would you have a furry child
  758. Would you like some fries with your order of unreasonably hard?
  759. Would you like to ride on your own ass?
  760. Would you mind emigrating over here and running for PM?
  761. would you still love me if i was a small iridescent freshwater fish
  762. wow... all this emo seems to be like a real mania .....
  763. wow arent you cool youre user name is a band you dont like wow get a life dude
  764. wow cookies, cotten candy... now all we need is some sleeping drugs, shaving cream, spray paint, electric shaver, shoe polish, a funnel, and a mix of caffine and valium!!!
  765. Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth? I bet you kiss her ass with it.
  766. "Wow finally got the little shit out huh? you use a coat hanger?" / Worst way to come out of the closet to your parents.
  767. Wow! He said hello?! My God the man is a SAINT!
  768. wow, i gotta try some of them Libyan drugs, maaaaan!
  769. Wow. I like that spider. It's so cool I am a dummy!
  770. wow....... i wish a cute little fox or not so cute cow turned you into a coat....... Now THAT would be a coat id enjoy.
  771. wow these edibles truly are not shit#what a shame i was excited about having edibles again. oh well#theyre not nothing theyre just not going to last me very long lol
  772. Wow, what a cute little but -hole.
  773. Wow, what a wonderful name, I mean it's so descriptive, so silvery, you must be so proud of yourself.
  774. Wow, when the penis cake from Caligula looks better than yours, you know you're in trouble!
  775. Wow you guys are mean ^_^; its as if he put on a vest of steaks and jumped into a pit of hungry lions.
  776. wow. you need to stop writing shit about the deftones in your profile and actually listen to tool. you suck.
  777. Wow, your anatomy is near flawless, and what and understandiing of color and- you're 13.
  778. Wow you rebute my points with a webpage full of quotes, that's so fantastically idiotic that I couldn't have done a better job of destroying your argument if I had actually thought upon the matter.
  779. Write on the bathroom wall: The eyes of the LORD are upon you!!!
  780. writers and artists everywhere all the time
  781. Writer, Staff, "Woman Possessed by Aliens, Unfaithful Hubby Kills and Eats Her" 1 Mar 1986 _National Devourer_.
  782. WRYYYYYYYY!!! (general warning to all, you must read this)
  783. WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! !!!!!!! / You must all now drink.
  784. WTF?? Demonic Narrator in my iPod!!
  785. WTFOMGLOLBBQ! It's a Furry Matrix-Spoof Snuff Film! The kids will LOVE IT! (Sarcasm=OFF)
  786. :wtf:...there'd be nobody left
  787. WTT High Fives for any Musical Instrument
  788. Wut, the 11yr chica in front of the huge polar bear clad in golden armor. Oh wait, thats the main character.
  789. W--wait, why would someone call a cow a bull-anything? XD