<h0ward> it began with the forging of the great servers
<h0ward> three were given to the geeks, immortal, wisest, and fairest of all beings
<h0ward> seven to teh jock-lords, great football players and craftsmen of the locker halls
<h0ward> and nine, nine servers were given to the race of men whom above all else desired PRON
<h0ward> within the servers was a power that could govern each class
<h0ward> but they were all of them deceived
<h0ward> for another server was made
<h0ward> stile, the deceiver, forged in secret a master server to control all others
<h0ward> one server to rule them all
<h0ward> one by one the people of the servers fell to the great power of the master server
<h0ward> but there were some
<h0ward> who resisted
<h0ward> a great alliance of geeks and jocks marched against the fanboys of stile
<h0ward> and on the slopes of blogwars
<h0ward> they fought for the freedom of good, and only good pron
<h0ward> AAAHHH
<h0ward> FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP
<h0ward> victory was near
<h0ward> but the master server could not be stopped
<h0ward> the dark lord stile killed brunot son of brunob
<h0ward> and as luck should so have it
<h0ward> brunob cut the wiring of the master server
<h0ward> stile the enemy of good, decent pron of the earth
<h0ward> was wanked out of existence
haaayyyy woofs only kil peepel wen they get close tu tha wolfs pac / da woofs r su cuul... no, not really XD
<+HackerDragon>: uhmmm yeah I had some lube and "other objects" wrapped up in a towel under my bed. My mom decided that she was going to be nice and do my laundry for me today cause she is home sick. Yeah I just looked under my bed and the lube with objects is there but no towel...
”hack his site and fry his computer.”
Hack the site, get a stream of "fuck ass shit child fuck piss ass goddamn fuck whore shit godcock". / Admit to fucking dogs, get a shrug. / we;lp
had a dream that I met a wizard and we fell in love and became unhealthily attached to each other so we decided to meld into one single creature together but the process was horrifically slow and painful and most of the dream was us lying in bed holding hands while lesions opened up in our skin and seeped out blue and green fluid and the wizard said “this is going to take a very very long time” and I said “that's ok”
Ha!! :D I may have new respect for the guy again even after death.
Haggle.
ha ha gues what we have moved our files about this is to prevent the governments of the world from interupting or tranmitions to you the suporters of the brainsucking aliens
Hahaha! But King Arthur is cool.
hahaha great,thanks!:iconyeahplz:
sorry bout that.i had a 5 hour energy this morning and now im full of energy!
do you or someone you know have ADHD?
hahahaha... gives you the munchies
Hahahaha, that would be hilarious.
hahahaomg seriously though
Hahaha, Sweden is like the epitome of all hatred because every time the media talks about things going wonderfully well, they compare us to Sweden (I'm French) always! Scandinavian countries always win, even the people are better looking! It's hard to live with :D (We have better weather *consolation*)
HA HA HA. THATS GOING INTO THE SIG! "There's some criminals out there with some very blue toilets..."
HAHAHA The typo monster just spanked me =/ *She has the most amazing ass...
Hahaha. They deserve each other.
Hahaha. Yeah. "i'm so emo, my parents won't buy me a vespa and i don't want to get a job because i hate working for money :( :( life sux woe is me"
Hahaha your thread sucks. Faillll. / I was the one who added in Zebra. / I did it because the admins told me too. / That being said, I have a special place in my (ass) heart for deer, so I'll talk to the powers that be about adding that too.
hahah excuse me while i go get some pesticide ;)
haha i like you. I’ll be growing on you like moss now if that’s alright
Haha, I was only stuffed into a trash can once in my year of freshman-hood. Then, as a joke, I stuffed the bigger seniors into them instead.
HAHA! OVERRATED! IT WAS OVERRATED! OVERRATED! OVERRATED! OVERRATED! OVERRATED! OVERRATED! OVERRATED! OVERRATED! Seriously. I'm so sick of that word. Please think up a new one =D
Haha, she makes Forrest Fucking Gump look like a Rhodes Scholar. Jesus christ.
haha sorry bout teh typos... i'm hungover.
haha. Survivor is for pansies. Japanese Middle Schoolers don't go home, they go to FIGHT
haha that would be fun! I'd feel like I did when I was little and got glue on my hand and had to peel it off :D
ha ha this my psychological hell. I love it here!
Ha ha tip! The Axe69 warning service. Forget nukes, he's worse!
"HA HA VERY FUNNY! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA SAY NEXT, MY REFRIGERATOR IS RUNNING!?" click
haha yay! *starts making sugars*
Haha, yeah because if the military fails, then you having a gun in your shed will save you. Am I right?
haha, yes see, i don't believe in christians...
Haha, you got me. I'm bored. Got milk?
And please don't use computer geek words like "troll" it puts normal people off using internet sites like these, it's a bit sad lol, have to admit.
HAI GUIEZ DID U NO WOOF'S HAVE BLUE EYEZ??? / BAWT IN OWNLINE WULF COMICZ I SAW ONEZ WITH BLOO EYEZZ!
haiku fight
Hair is NOT transparent.
hai waves awkwardly
hajimamashite wolfen desu douzo yoroshiku
Half the reason I hang around the fandom is the amusement I derive from the social degenerates.
Halo what? / Oh! That game, the one where they took a bunch of ideas from their previous series.
Hamburger Jesus only here in the USA
hamburns/cheeseburrips
*handcuffs us together* friendship bracelet!!
handler.: germans like american wrestlers
nos-spec: yeah cause american wrestlers look like german girls
Hands! - The bane of my existance!
hanging from the meat hook all by yourself, handsome?
hang on while I jump in my d'lorean and go back in time to fix everything / it is powered by complaints so 1.21 gigawatts should be easy to get
*hangs a bunch of salami above the tub* Look up, it's a meatier shower
*hangs their by the neck with only his own flesh to rott away with his soul*
Re: one rope , one room
*walks in from the shadows and slices the rope with her sword* I wont let you die!!
^+^ **Where are you~my soul is bleeding~I am searching~am I blind~All alone and bound forever~trapped inside me for all time..**~*KoRn** ^+^
+Bloodrelease~give in to your fantasies~Bloodsin belong to desire~Bloodsic~immortal love+
Re: one rope , one room
but why im nothing but an infection
Re: one rope , one room
*slices her wirsts open with the sword, lets it flow, eyes roll back, moans with estacy*
Happy birthday, / May you bathe in the blood of your enemies, and may their skulls stand watch, impaled upon pikes buried in the land occupied by your fortress / And may the swarts be with you, always
Happy Birthday to Mumia Abu Jamal,
Paul Ryder and David J -
and a belated birthday to Abbie
Hoffman, Alabama Sturgeon and
Adolf Hitler. May none of you
ever be forgotten. Even the yucky
ones. -- ATI zine, "prime anarchist" column, April 1999
Happy birthday~ You have survived one more year~ And if your occult ritual fails~ I'll appear out of darkness and drag your corpse away~
<happyguy> guess what! i actually found jeans of length 30-34!
<trio82> you wear 30-34's? whats ur height and weight?
<happyguy> 6'3", 150lbs
<banished> youre 6'3" and you weigh 150lbs?
<banished> i thought you said you were american
happy pride month
Harbinger, even? :? Although I admit that harbringer would make sense if you could tell me what a "har" was.
HaRd2KiLL007: ANMD THGEN MY FRIENDS WONDER WHY I WANNA KILL PEOPLE
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
"har" is a chemical abbreviation for homoarginine, chemical name: L-Lysine, N(6)-(aminoiminomethyl) so a harbringer would be... one who brings aminoiminomethyl. Hope that helps!
Harmless “hunters”, who probably own large collections of firearms (being that it is a gun rights forum), are threatening to hack my website, vandalize my car, and end my life.
has abyone ever cussed you out lol
Has anybody seen my pet Weather Balloon she didn't come home last night and her food bowl is still full.
Has anyone had or has a perv teacher? I once had one. He was our english teacher, a male. He used to lick his lips when he talked to a female student. But when he spoke to a male student he looked like he had eaten his own shit or something...
has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall
Has a worm ever gotten struck by lightningfaery-berry-blast
HAST4U420: ever heard obiyuary?
Ha! Take that Soy Milk! They don't even want to steal you! / How did they get in?
HATE!!!! I am a slave to Cartoon Network. Disney is my Immortal Enemy and shall be defeated and sealed away in a cookie jar full of raisins and snakes for all of eternity!!!!!
Hate is the spice of life and I am glad to exept your hate as a Furry.
HA! This is some delicious copypasta. / Does that mean i fuck animals now? I know it means all mexicans stab you in the gut.
hatred for bugs has ended. we are entering the era of Bug Love
Have a happy holiday, but fuck you all the same.
Have a movie with a good car chase scene playing loudly in the background. Yell "OW!" when a bullet is fired.
Have fun having aids.
Have fun watching your dog deal with a treatable disease and suffer.
Have fun watching watching your garden die because of lack of nutrients.
havent experience much faith in science. mostly facts brah
Haven't watched in a while, though, so it's possible my memory is sucking cocks.
havent you read the bible? i mean the part where jesus rode the tyranasaurus rex into combat against satan and his sabertooth tiger battle mount was one of the best parts.
Have sex, sit on my tail until it fell asleep, eat garbage, google how to get oil paint out of fur, the usual.
have to keep it chained up now or it'll go right for my throat
"Have you been consorting with this ~satan?"
Have you considered starting a parody blog? :lock:
Have you ever drawn anything that depressed you?
have you ever looked at your gifts before x mas
Have you ever seen 'Alligator II'? I was the third guy who got killed by the alligator.
Have you ever wanted to e-punch someone in the vagina so badly?
Have you read "call of the wild"? Well, buck is half wolf. the only reason he attacked a human was because he had lost so many before. maybe we did hurt the wolves, but not physical. they might be sad, and seeking revengeWolf Crying Windspeaker-wolf avatar
Have your pizza "shaken, not stirred."
have you seen my invisible cat
having a pet is insane... there is a guy on my floor
having a ton of germs over for a party
having some sort of heaving dribbling beast over for lunch
Having stalkers is pain in the ass. ._. I understand you!
ha, yeah, and Onstar supposedly stopped spying on you after you terminated your contract. Don't believe it.
He acted like one when he was on-camera, isn't that enough?
Headbanger504: no but i heard ovituary
HEAD LIKE A HOLE / BLACK AS YOUR SOUL / I'D RATHER DIE / THAN GIVE YOU CAAAT BRUUUUUSH
HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead!
HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE GODDAMN FOREHEAD!!! :icontableflipplz:
HEALTH WARNING! The ink from any printed paper could be harmful to your lungs if smoked. Therefore, smoking joints rolled with any kind of paper, be it newsprint, glossy magazine paper, or Gideon Bible pages is not a great idea. Any negative effects of the ink will be compounded with repeated exposure, so don't make it your personal goal to smoke the entire Bible. It is also possible that the ink would not be harmful, but this is unlikely and I have no way of determining whether or not it is.
Heartbreaking: person has a great point but uses delusional as an insult in their post
Heartbreak no longer involves curling up with a sappy movie and a bowl of Ben & Jerry's..... it now requires copius amounts of Deep Woods OFF.
Heart fingering. Someone should've done this to Sam. Under the cut due to it being an actual heart Other images too Keep reading
Hear that, employers? This guy hates women but desires their bodies. He's a great hire for your company, so long as you only employ people with cocks!
Heavy metal does more than dissolve the inherent inhibitions against violence. It actively fosters, configures, anneals, reinforces, and purifies the most vicious and depraved tendencies within the human organism. That was the Nazi secret. Violence must become mythological in order to be political. The lead time is a little less than a generation. In that respect, heavy metal is a laboratory experiment that has a lot to do with an emergent politics. It is a psychological refinery for the manufacture of real monsters.
he breasted wizardly down the dungeon halls…
*he chuckles a bit and continues to rub at his member. He slowly nods a bit*
I know we gryphons are friendly. We are normally trying to be kind to your kind, naturally and ended up in wars with your kind.
he definitely fucks but there's no way he fucks normal
He'd have as many kids as those mormons do.
he didn't pop wood, he popped toast!
heeeeell yeah muthafucka.
heeey. I'm from the south now.. don't make me get the stick!!
He even made a spirit bomb analogy !!!!!
He explained sadly, "I really warn't mad at mopeds but to keep from runnin' over that'n, I'da had to slow down or change lanes!"
He has as much personality as a piece of whitebread
He has lots of "Jesus, Eli's playing shit toda--OH MY GOD WHAT A THROW!" games.
He has unseen enemies that plauge his existance.
He ha why its a home movey
hehehe / *FIRES HIS LAZAH BEAM AT ArcticWolf / BLAAHHHHHHHHH!!! / your blockers can't stop the BLAAAAAHHH!!!! / mwuhahahahahaha / :D
Heheheh.. I'm 13, I'm basically phyco..
HEHEHE, I remember everyone getting on the rooves across the street from each other and firing across the road... That's probably the worse it got with fireworks though... We had more fun with gunpowder ;)
hehehe.......well i'm not sure i wanna tell yah.....it might scar you for life.
Hehe. The homicidal disembodied vagina would be cool. I could make it really big, and in two parts, and the vagina like sucks up people's heads and stuff. muahaha. nah, the penis is better. :P
Heh, my mom and I just get wasted on Christmas now and don't drive far away or buy any family members gifts. It's better that way.
Heh, that is SO true.
And the worst part? They're ADORABLE when they present you with their little trophies. =w='
"Here, Some Human That Feeds Me! I brought you a wriggling, dying vermin to show how much I love you and don't want to rip you to shreds! :3 "
Height of irritation: hanging from a cliff with an ant on your balls.
Height of pain: sliding on a blade using your balls as brakes.
Height of revenge: a bastard working in a condom factory, making holes.
Height: Preferably measured when not in lurching post-staring at computer after coloring their "artwork" posture.
he / I have a penis?! O:
he inhaled the entire hot air load that i let roar out of my pants... I was louder though, laughing so fucking hard at his coughing and gagging that i almost lost the granddaddy, the origin of the fart, the poop.
he INTERNET was practically FOUNDED ON CHILD ABDUCTION!
he is a ball full of positive thingies xD
He is spamming scum. Send him nothing.
He killed a fly with his hand? IS THERE ANYTHING THAT MOTHERFUCKER CAN'T DO?
Hella So-Cal people hella trip off of the word 'hella', its hella insane how much they care.
Hell, it feels like some of my neurons are crossed right now. / ... / NO I AM NOT AN UNDERCOVER ROBOT. OR A ROBOT IN DISGUISE. D:<
Hell I've eaten squirrel, rabbit, racoon, snake, turtle, bear, so what differance is it to eat dog or cat, unless the are sick.
Hell, I've worn my Fursuit to the grocery store. I don't give a $#%@.
Hell most of them don't even take PETA seriously. Not enough support for the crazy cat lady demographic.
Hello, 911, I found a chalice in my child's room.
hello august you piece of shit
Hello *hands you a banana dipped into a jar of mayonaise* You'll know what to do with it when the time comes my friend...
Hello, I am new to christianity.com and this is my first post so here goes. Recently I have been searching the web for ideas about drawing. And I imparticlarily do well with animals rather than humans. So one day while searching for animal drawings i stumbled upon a site devoted to what is called Furry. Now what this is is that a furry is an animal with human physical features. So, take for example a fox's head and body, legs and arms, but hands and posture like a humans. For some reason I went into this more and find myself caught in this new found "culture". Come to find out, Furry is everywhere. From Big Bird on seasemy street to the XXX furry's with so called yiffing pictures. I am scared because I don't know if i am getting dragged into something evil or is it something that if not done with the XXX motion in mind is it okay. For some reason I have a fascination with drawing these creatures with human qualities. NOT IN THE SEXUAL CONTEXT. The reason for my dilema is that I am unsure at how right it is because of the fact that there is the association with yiffing. But then there is stuff like big bird and barney the dinosaur which is very Furry indead. Is drawing these animals/humans okay?
Hello. I am the hyena known as Rasasha. Or Ras. Or Rassy. Or "Hey You, Carrion Breath" or "Hey You, With the Teeth." / The possibilities are endless!
Hello, Monday! ...now go fuck yourself.
Hello, my name is The biggest, fattest, yuckiest fly you have ever seen.I NEED to sit on you and tickle you with my little legs. I NEED to be really loud and annoying. I NEED to sit on your body instead of literally anything else in your room. I NEED to put my yucky tongue on any food or drink you're having. And I'm big and fat, and yucky too.
hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you've got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please
Hell On Earth, TX
*hell on toast* *i like my women like i like my coffee,covered in beeeeesss* *bunch of flowers!* *punch drunk baboon* *jeff of jeff jeffty jeff* ahh i love eddie izzard
Hello Texan followers. I am with you right now
Hello there, do you have a lighter? I seem to have lost mine / no, but why dont you have a drink / oh look, I have found my lighter after all
hello, this is the most dumbest site i have ever been to please take it off the internet thank you.
Hello, you're not going to be together forever in all likelihood. Just have fun instead of trying to find your TROO LUV.
Hell yeah, I get sex with me all over myself everyday.
hell yea. i looked at one's dog... and they are like "bitch, dont do that"
HELL YES! / Premature Ejaculation can definitely be described as first-wave industrial.
<helminthes> omg, i was about to walk into class today but it wasn't until right before i opened the door that i realized i wasn't wearing pants, but i didn't go home i went ahead and dealt with it and lo and behold, there was a test in that class that i hadn't studied for at all. so i jumped out the window and right when i hit the ground my cell phone went off
<hakan> yipes
<rafeil> yeh
<helminthes> and that's how it all started
<helminthes> how was your day
He looks like a unix administrator gone loco.
He looks so... GREASY. Like his hair was done in a garage with WD 40 and a shopvac.
Help drawing anthro tigers
Help, I'm stuck inside this UNIX box!
Help I'm trapped in a fuckin time recursion
Help in trapped in a fuckin time recursion!
HELP ive been traumatized for life
help me make my computer sexy
help me with my problem angstangst
Help.......oh god...somone....help
..Help Praticeing??
help the lesbian deprived kitty
HELP!!! -we've become CL Casual Encounters addicts!
He made people feel good. He let them believe that the country was on the right track. Soma's a powerful drug, even when it's badly manufactured.
He may have been alive but that was 5,000 years or so ago. He is now dead and will always be dead and he is never going to return. If you can't accept that then we probably won't allow you onto mars :)
He need less love. He's just a gender prop (an inanimate object).
Hentai FREE (and proud of it)
Hentai? No Way! Proud to be Hentai Free!
´he only ovverates are the human race!!! Wolves are beautiful animals who just kill to survive.
He openly mocks flocks of Pigeons each year at the "What does this taste like" festival.
He raped 3/4 of my newborn kittens and then broke all my liquor bottles.
Her cheeks were flushed red, like Cartman's coat. Her eyes, a striking blue, like Cartman's beanie.
her: don't worry it's chill he doesn't even careblood spider, telepathically: you should touch her ears and lower back she's really sensitive there
Here are some non-x-rated things that have entered my mind at some point or other... enjoy
here comes some soft and supple squishy bits
here comes the pain
Here doggy. I, Gonad the Equestrian will help you...
here i come!!!!!! shlap shlap shlap
Here, I'll just add a few tails and legwarmers... OHANDDON'TFORGETAFULLHEADOFHUMANHAIR
Here is the gist of a message I got: I'm sorry. -- Andy Sudduth, in an anonymous posting to the
TCP-IP list on behalf of the author of the Internet worm, 11/3/88
Here let me start a formula for our discussion. / Sometimes I like it when my _______ does ______ to my ________ while I _________ and ________ and occasionally _________ lets me ________ .
Here lies the Body of Edward Hyde.
We laid him here because he died.
He replied "Who do I look like Mr Singer!!!"
[...]
he replied "Who do I look like Mr Hoover!!"
[...]
The man replied "what kind of cake did you bake?"
She replied "Who do I look like BETTY CROCKER!!"
Here's a little fun fact: Did you know that humans are suppose to be allergic to milk by the time they're able to eat real food? So the lactose and tolerant people are actually the normal ones. Don't believe me? Think about it then. Tell me, what other animal in the world still drinks milk past infant stage? None.
Here's a really evil plan.... / -Dress up in a Santa suit and wear a Burger King mask / -Destroy any displays of baby jesus / -Burn Christmas trees / -Give people the gift of diabetes / -And finally ask them....where is your god now?!
here's the problem with fruit: it's inconsistent. some apples are delicious, some taste bad. sometimes blueberries are great, sometimes they are disgusting. you know what's the same every time? doritos
Here's two I see a lot. / "FUCK YOU, I'M A DRAGON." / and / "FUCK ME, I'M A DRAGON."
her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily
Herp a derp a duh does that put you firmly in the 'they're tekkin' our guns durrr' side of the debate?
Herp a derp a duh. Good. Only idiots think that this law will do any good anyway.
Herp a derp, dumb shit- YOU said you were "done" but then kept talking, not me. I don't care about your opinion, which is why I don't mind responding. I don't have to DO anything to look smarter, I AM smarter.
HER: [tearing off clothes] YOU TOTAL HUNK OF A MAN, TAKE ME NOW!!!!
<herze> miss pearl
<herze> my love for you is like diherrea
<helpimarock> what
<herze> i just cant hold it in
<madpunk-nap> omg
<helpimarock> ahhhhhhhhh
<madpunk-nap> that would alomst be elite
<helpimarock> thats the sweetest thing ive ever heard
<madpunk-nap> if i didnt have to do with poop
<herze> haha
<herze> madpunk, even stevie wonder could see the beauty in you
<herze> i have a few more
<madpunk-nap> i dont want to know, im going back to sleep
<herze> you have over 200 bones in your body... want another?
<herze> lets play army, ill lay on the ground and you can blow the hell out of me
He's all crouched over me. He's cutting that baby over me! It's all over me. He's rubbing it all over me! Oh, God, there's stuff all over me.
he's a male-based hermaphrodite, blue fox with gray bellyfur and tentacles. / It's a little freaky, I know but hey! It's the furry fandom.
hes an ass eater from WAY back
He's an objectivist, you can tell by the codewords he uses. For those people, "looting" basically means "Anything and everything that doesn't directly serve my purposes."
he's a physchopath he doesn't understand emphthy!
He's a space alien from the planet Deviantania.
He sat down, like he had dropped from the ceiling - all in one movement.
He scoffs, and she says, 'no, it's true.' [...] Well, she leans over his way -he's now a little nervous- and says a
few words into his ear, and sure enough, he turns into a motel
parking lot. -- a hitchhiking witch, in a joke about a skeptical driver
he seemed likeable... i invited him to my birthday party, and he tried to set my hair on fire.
He seems to be very "touchy" about politricks. It seems like religion to him, from what I can see!
He's Fella. He's a cat ball thingy. He's the creation of awesomeness, and that's all we need to know.
He's got my vote...Goooooooo Steve! :thumbsup:
He's hiding in my left eyebrow with man named Terry.
he should have lynched them
He should just come with a little warning sticker is all.
hes in golf ball heaven
He's just trying to warn her of the giant cock floating above her.
He smoking out a waterslide wit ppl still inside
He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.
He spat in my fucking MOUTH.
He's running for president in the year '08, let's boycott his sauce.
He’s screaming, he’s drenched in blood, I’m rubbing my nipples
He steals my socks, he wants to make out with me, he does other creepy stuff like stalking me because he wants to give me soup. I want him to gtfo of my dreams.
he's the holiest gamer youve ever heard
he sucks though.
He's uglier than two bulldogs screwing.
He thanked Satan in his acceptance speech?
He was actually an FTM, so he still had a vagina and a uterus. Still pretty creepy, though.
he was an all-around piece of shit. he wrote me "love letters" saying that he wanted to make a peanut butter sandwich without the bread using my naked body.
He was beaten and punished by the ogre
He was broken and damaged by the ogre
He was damaged and harmed by the ogre
He was hurt and broken by the ogre
He was in a K-hole, a K-grave.
He was injured and hurt by the ogre
He was pummelled and tormented by the ogre
He was punished and pummelled by the ogre
he was the first american to put dog poop on the moon
He was tormented and injured by the ogre
He was tortured and beaten by the ogre
He who controls the porn, controls the universe!
He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.
* " HE. WILL. BURN .IN. HE'LL ETERNAL FIRES WHERE THE WORM NEVER DIES***
He will need to consult Rushdie on how to live with the human equivalent of a trade embrago!
He wove his rope and built his gallows I guess.
<hextasy> so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
hey all you alien enthusiest ,
im 13 and I think I was abducted on my 12th b-day because I keep having areoccuring dream that an alien is grabbing my arm and i kick it he grab it's body and lift it over my head and jackhammer it ( jackhameer is a wrestling my that goldberg uses , you put their neck on your shoulders and then twist your b ody so when you land your elbow is jammed into their stomach ) and i have like 5 scars where the alien fought back on my knee, my forhad, my neck, my arm, and my fingers i think it bit me cuz i have abnormal bite marks
Hey any drumers out there who wanna join my band e-mail me if you do
hey asshole! you lifted up the rock and now I have to scuttle! motherfucker!
"Hey, Aunt Esther, lookie here, I got a ring in my dick!"
hey buddy whats it like being a care free fucking hipster with n responsibility
hey can we talk? i really didnt wanna bring this up, but... yeah. its just, youve been really pregnant lately, badly; and not only has your egg sac been protruding and distended but in the last few days it's even been writhing and pulsating as your grubs awaken within, and its honestly just super distracting and overstimulating, especially in the workplace. i hate to say it but your obscene gravidity has been really disruptive. and im not the only one who feels that way.
Hey cool. I'm never leaving my house again.
Hey! Did you know the top animal to kill their own species is humans?
hey don't cry. almost 400,000 species of beetles
Hey, don't mean 2 be rude or NEthing, but could we maybe say something CONSTRUCTIVE, PLEASE?
"Hey, do you slit your wrists?"
Hey do you wanna hear my playlist it's called Unrelenting Bullshit and it goes on for hours and hours and hours
"Hey dude, can you lend me 5 cents?"
"Hey, dude! Wanna see a naked bunny?"
Hey Fido, stop smoking or you die young!
Hey Fido, stop smoking or you die young! / Wolves don't have long lifespans, I could care less.
Heyguesswhat. There's animal products in fucking everything. So, really, all you're doing my not eating animal product is just not supporting that part.
There's animal products in shampoo, conditioner, medications, etc. Do you eat pasta? There's animal product in that. Do you take vitamins? Animal products in that too.
There isn't such thing as a vegan in this world.
"Hey, guys... didn't you notice the pool rules said to shower before entering?"
"Hey guys! I was paid $150k to stand here and tell you to suck down cold, overpriced shit coffee! If you don't, you won't feel good! DO YOU WANT TO FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF, YOU FAT SACK OF CRAP? Then buy Dunkin Donuts Coffee! See ya, losers!"
hey guys whats going on in h [sees the flayed corpse of god] ohhhh fuck. oh shit
Hey guys... you remember the 80s? They're back... in POG form!
hey, hey breathe. this is entirely your fault.
Hey. / Hey. / Shut up and go back to...pfft...'furstralia'...ahaahahaha jesus christ that is almost worse than 'rainfurrest' goddamn you people
HEY, HOWS IT GOIN? IM ANDY EVANS AND THIS IS MY PAGE. TONS OF HUGZ AND MIDDLEFINGERS TO ALL THE METALLIBANGERS OUT THERE. TO ALL YOU PEOPLE WHO DONT LIKE METALLICA......WHAT THE HELL ARE YA DOIN ON MY PAGE.....FAGS!!!
Hey! I'm a dark and mysterious male, and as are my male characters. |D
Hey, I'm autistic, too, but I don't act like a big jerk!
HEY, It's a GORGEOUS 3-story igloo with the NICEST ice furniture you can get.
Hey its not easy for cats to drink milk in such a crowd, its obvious that a few will spill << >> <<
Hey, I worked HARD to get my BITCH status!! :D :D
Hey lets get some pizza, eh?
Heylo everyone.. *Shy*
hey man I'm the torturer [shaking your hand and detecting apprehension] that just means it's my job to torture people [visibly uncomfortable] there are lots of people like me
hey man it's me. your old friend. qing dynasty portrayal of the mexican flag.
Hey man, it’s the bank. I gotta charge you $500 cause I really want it.
hey man looks like you’re enjoying your high. off topic but have you thought about hell lately and what it would be like to be there forever and ever and ever and
hey man sorry i can't come tonight i downloaded the conscious thought of a pigeon in 1996 eating a french fry at a gas station in minnesota. i got a new perspective emulator it's going to be sick. yeah i just added the sense memory plug-in. i can't wait to learn what a french fry tastes like.
hey me and my partner saw you from across the bar we want to kill and eat you
"Hey mom, it's a dead squirrel. 8D <pokes with a stick> 8D <picks up with the stick> Mom, wanna touch it? lD"
hey no give it back that's my comfort dead guy
Hey now. Leave satan alone, he's a chill guy.
heyos people erm furs
Hey pal! Did you get a load of the nerd?
Hey remember that thing you did in the fifth grade?
"Hey, sitck around! I'm gonna show my collection of Minerva toons, and I'm married to her, y'know?"
"Hey society? Can we please NOT try to push a shit fetish on the next generation? That would really be appreciated. Like, all these shit based products and games are giving me a huge concern at this point that this is all some sick fuck's plan to indoctrinate a bunch of shit fetishists"
hey, sorry for the late reply, i allowed your message to pass through my mind like a sparkling-scaled trout in a clear mountain stream
hey, thanks for the quick reply!! damn dA forums are addictive... yummy!
Hey that fire was leaning on me *sues the fire*
Hey therapist, you wanna invade Carthage with me?
Hey! There's only room for one dictator here, and that is me!
Hey, troll. Back to dA with ya! Back to your pitiful friends and your pitiful life. Back to your pitiful existence in a box under a bridge!
hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage
Hey Wayd, this size? / It's a Japanese girr, they have very smarr breasts and penises! I mean the Japanese men have penises! Very smarr penises! / ^_______________________________^
Hey you bastard! *starts cartwheeling towards you*
Hey, you got 10$ for gas?
hey you kind of set off my prey drive. wanna get out of here ? you first
Hey you know what? You suck. :D
- hey you're a monkey - yeah am a monkey - so how is it like being a monkey? - not bad, not bad, how is it like being a human? you got bananas?
"Hey Yug! Let's duel." "Joey take off your pants!" "Ok, Yug. Your creeping me out." I always do this when someone talks about Yu Gi Oh
H-how could you silver? T_T you fell on the marshmellow peep and killed him!!! HE WAS TO YOUNG!
Hhuuuuuuuuaaaaaaghhhhh
hi! aaaaaaaa *im bit by 1,000 animals and die* *1,000 vultures eat my remains* *1,000 trees grow from my bones, forming a forest with 1,000 bugs and 1,000 birds*
hi Canadians
Hiccup laying toothlesses eggs? WTF WERE THEY THINKING?
Hiccups are making me suicidal...
Hide copies of Hustler inside the pulpit. Point them out.
Hide near the baptismal pool with a block of sodium. At the first mention of fire and brimstone, throw it in.
Hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide yer husband 'cause they rapin' errbody out thar
Hide your porn you idiot
Hi fellow Obamateer. Incest is not wrong.
High chance we are in the evil dimension, guys.
High Tail Hall V.3.0 will feature a "Danza slap" option. A later upgrade will make the spooge look less like silly string.
High Tech Martyr
hi guys. here's a really cool sha1 sum: f76298b2e48408aa6875f5019abf09fff1ea476d
Hi! I'm Ahmed, the camel spider. I'm just chillin out, eating flies and scaring american troops in iraq.
"hi i'm crazy eddie, i put babies on spikes" i just bought dress to kill the other night. faaaaabulous.
"hi im heathcliff. i live in the garbage and commit crimes and only eat bones"
Hi, I'm Vulcade and I'm a pansexual, atheist, cannibal who looooves Fallout and the color purple! I also have 4 kitties and 2 dogs and the bestest fag bag in the whole wide world.
Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you
"Hi Mom and Dad. Thanks for coming to visit in my new apartment. Make yourself at home. You wanna check your email, Dad? Sure.. go ahead...... OH WAIT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T GO IN THERE!!!"
Hi, old ass comment, I'm still going to reply to you.
Hippocrosy, my dear fur. It is the basis of the whole fandom.
Hisashi Saito, 1980
his big beautiful balls bounced ballsackfully down the stairs
His brother also took over the world by posting on politics forums. Just sayin'...
his brother's "hose"? I thought that this wasn't that kind of site... :icontsktskplz:
his colon DUH WIT TEH TURDS CUSHIONING
His face has the weirdest goddamn shape I've ever seen. Rhombus? Paralello--of fuck it there's no describin it lol.
"His girlfriend cut off her toe, she said we'd get a million dollars"!!!
His name is fred, he's single if you're interested XD
his sad eyes and fat cock have captivated me
His suit was loose and it looked as though he had slept in it for three days.
His vomit looks creamy and delicious.
Hit and Run by a clown car
Hi. There is a welcome forum for random spazzing
hit i was just beating off to some lesbian porn on my comp, i thought my mom was gone, but i had the volume a little too loud and didnt hear her come in, and the phoen rang, an di went to get it with my dick in my hadn and she saw me and was like "ahhh" and i was like OH FUCK , dude this sucks, she just like ran to her room and now i dont know what the fuck to do.
hitler was actually okay looking on the outside / yeah.... she's a total anti-boner
Hitler was an artist
hi waiter could I get the spaghetti I promise I’ll behave this time
hiyas from your spikey smelly friend
Hi, yes, I dressed like a whore on halloween because I chose to and you can't do anything about it.
Hi, you'r very beauty and sixy girl can you e-mail me and send me some of your hot nude pics I hope that ...my hot Kisses..
hm let me go stab my parents to death!! it obviously doesnt matter if i dont exist
Hmm, a dead body. [takes a slow drag off of cigarette] Looks like the Dead Body Killer is at it again.
hmm... *gets in evil bed and holds my evil stuffed animal* evil night.. *turns off my fucked up evil lamp*
hmm, looks like you got me there.
Hmmm, marshmellows (*gets somehow reminds on the Ghostbusters movie*) / *toasts marshmellows* / Delicious...
Hmmmm, I used to have map for how to find porn in the internet. Seems I have lost it. Damn... back to google, sigh.
Hmmm ... spam his e-mail accounts with links to sites like visitpoland.com?!? :)
Hmm :mwahaha: 1 guy protests and we shoot him down, at his funeral 2 more people protest, we shoot them down, at their funeral 2 people protest at each, we shoot them down, etc...
Hmmm well people say wolfs are overdone but what happens when people telling others to draw a more variety is overdone o-O oh my then you both be overdone XD ......and then we move on to something else like ....fish or a kangaroo
hm.. mustve been a windburger
hmm well good point but still,if I were a wolf it would be too tempting :P good thing I'm good at hiding and laying low
Hmm. Whatever *deactivates your baptism with my mind*
Hmm. You sound to me like one o' them Suffixers...
<hobbit> hey dude... are your ears burning?
<Dude> no
<hobbit> Ah... damn... I need to tweak my voodoo doll then.
<hobbit> Feeling any groin pain?
<Dude> heh no
<hobbit> hrm.... How about a scratchy throat?
<hobbit> something simple..
<Dude> nope
<hobbit> bah... the Book of E-Vile said this would work...
<Dude> i disabled remote access in controll panel
<hobbit> hrm.... that might be it.
<Dude> ya gotta be secure
<hobbit> hrm... lemme try something else... ::invokes the mighty god Hastur:: HASTUR HASTUR HASTUR!
<hobbit> Anything now?
<Dude> hmmm... i read uf nope
<hobbit> you missing your eternal soul?
* Dude checks
<Dude> it sez under properties it was never installed
<hobbit> bah
<hobbit> Now I have Hastur sitting in my living room demanding an eternal soul... and I'm fresh out..
<Dude> nice knowing ya
Hobbys are for losers. I waste my time on dA. :iconmotherofgodplz: Now you wish you were as cool, no?
Ho boy, kids like you make me want to facepalm.....with a crowbar.
Ho ho Axe69. How you amuse me.
Hold on. Hunting does not equate 'KILL THEM AAAAAALLLLL'.
*holds your hand while i give you head*
Holidays are cruel and unusual punishment
Hollywood Undead, their latest album is a pile of shit.
Holy crap. Did I really type that. Did I really use gay as an insult? I apologies. Everyone is entitled to their opinion. This was so very immature of me.
Holy crap, I FOUND YOU AGAIN, / I TOLD YOU...IM EVERYWHERE
holy crap its a lion get in the car
holy effin chair throwing help me
Holy fucking doggy style Marry, you are quite retarded. ANY animal can kill eachother(that includes wolves)...
HOLY MOLLY!!! OMGZZZ!!! 69!?!?! THATS A SERIOUS RISK I CANT AFFORD TO TAKE!!! TRULY YOU HAVE SAVED ME!!!
holy poop yes I showed it to my friends and they're only comment on it was "that guy has weird pants...but I like the caterpiller dude"
Holy Scheiße
HOLY SHIT EDIT: Wait a minute.
You're a male.
You'll never understand the concept of giving birth.
Eat a fat dick, you piece of shit. Your opinions on pregnancy and abortion do not mean anything.
Holy shit... get a little steam going in that jacuzzi room and you got gorillas in the mist.
holy shit im going to go nuclear
holy shit its barney e_e
Holy shit- lay off the drugs, proofread what you just wrote and use spell check. There is simply no excuse for the piss-poor quality of this comment.
Holy shit learn to use your enter key.
Holy shit, look at the keywords list, there's even a catagory for inflatable sheep (pity the only story there is in german).
Holy shit shut up and go away.
HOLY SHIT THAT GUY ALMOST SPLATTERED MY UNINSURED BRAINS ALL OVER HOUSTON STREET!
Holy shit, there's peanut butter porn out there?
HOLY SHIT, YOU'RE RIGHT!!! I knew the government was after me! They all are going to brainwash us with their commercials and make us another slave to corporate america! :shock:
Holy Shrimp! This Scampi Happening!
holy the koopalings might be alive
HolyViper7: im confused as to how i'm still allowed to breathe the same oxygen as other human beings. i just bought some tic tacs, and most of em are gone... and you know how some tic tacs get like, stuck? well, see, i didnt wanna make too much noise so i put the tic tac container in my lap and i hit the container. it was then i realized i had testicles. it was quite painful
homeisthewilderness: my parents where purist and hard core naturalist so no pain killers or any other sort of medicine in my family. Either you where meant to survive or you weren't
RMXTrailMix: Eugenics much.
homeless werelion help me eat
Homer: I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T!
Homer Simpson, march simpson Bert sipson, Lisa simpsom and Maggot sinspon. From my favorit Tv show The Simpson
Homicidal Disembodied Penis vs Homophobia. Winner: Homophobia.
Homosexuality: Apparently, It's Serious Business
Honestly, haven't these Mpreg authors heard of *GASP* ADOPTION?
Honestly I'm not that clever.
honestly.. people have skinned animals for years, build a bridge and get over it.
as for cruelty, buying fur does not support cruelty 8U, sure some shops might be cruel but that is their problem. That's like saying people should have other humans around them cause they are cruel. it's a sad part of life, leave me and my fox tail/coat I inherited from my dead grandmother ALONE.
*thumbs up stamp*
Honey Maid Graham Crackers and Milk cure AIDS!
Honey... why are you replying to a 3 year old comment?
Honk if you love Jeeeeeeesus... Guess what movie I just watched... xD
Hope he's not watching. I gotta take a dump that may cause him to reconsider the wiring of our insides.
HOPE: It might be good. I hope it'll be good. REALISM: It's gonna suck. Just that.
HOP OFF MY DICKKKK!!! wait get back on i miss you
hory sheet. I never even knew that existed.
hory sheet
I never even knew that existed.
:stare: I'm missing out aren't I?
hospitals in america are like you farted and it was soooo stank we had to turn on a fan. +$100000000000 to your hospital bill
hotboxing my entire wizard tower
HOTBOY4LlFE: ANYBODY KNOW WHERE I CAN DOWNLOAD THE NEW MATALLICA SONG IN REAL AUDIO?
hot damn you reply fast! whoosh! you're like a super hero.
hot dog on pizza
hot dog water is cloudy due to the millions of tiny hot dog larva
Hot dog water is the exact opposite of holy water in that you can add a single drop of it to any amount of pure water and it will make the entire thing unpurewumblr
Hot girls = bad bad bad bad
how about a romp with MY BOSS this lean mean SUCKING MACHINE will take it all in with out so much as a peep.
How about a Wizard Staff that is actually a big magical stick bug familiarwizardgoblin
How about plasma fusions? Safer and more effective. / Plasma fusions isn't blood, it may be a component to blood, but it isn't blood.
HOW ABOUT THAT SHIT!? When has it not?
How about this: I'll register defaultking.com, start posting some of these items there, ask for donations on the site, and then offer to sell you the domain for $250,000. Does that seem legit?
How about we don't, and say we did?
How about you and me ditch your husband's boring funeral and go have some fun?
how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left
how and....huh!!!
howard the duck
Howard the Magical Chipmunk
by Nybar
I am here to obsesss about the following
1. Semen
2. The web decency act you fucking asshole
3. Cats Cats Cats Cats Cats
4. Chipmunks
If there is somehow a story in all of this.. all for the better. -- POUPEY zine #1
How are we, the living, recognizing how a noble drive to McDonald's ended with them heroically bleeding to death on the side of the road, valiantly soaked in their own urine and courageously whining 'I don't want to fucking die'? What are we doing to show that we are overlooking that they really were pricks and instead, have chosen to embellish the importance of their miserable lives?
How can we be free as a people when we can't shamelessly waste resources and pollute the environment! :ohnoes:
How can you fuck it up in the first half an hour?!?!
How can you send a fetus to the foster home? :lol:
How come no one likes dark art?
how come we drive on the parkway and i got beat up at safeway
How come when i havent eaten in a while i start to feel hungry
How could it possiply stand for "giggling my donkey off"?
how could you forget
How cud u b so :iconheartlessplz:?????!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!11!/1/1/1/1//1/1!?!?!?!/!/!??1?1/1/?1/1/1/1//1ASDFHJKGJFG
I felt the need to ask this question. :XD:
Haven't played it in forever, but it helped me bond with my older brother.
"How dare you interrupt the Feast of the Beast!"
how dare you say my bearded dragons are fake you evil person
How did u guess right? I am 13 years xD
well, I never screamed "please hate me cuz I say what I want!" So can't u just let a prace dove from fn lay between ur brain and u big fat mouth?
How did Ulysses S. Grant get into this conversation?
HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO MESS UP MURO SO MUCH WITH ONE FUCKING UPDATE #deviantartfixyourshit [blank lines] deep breaths i feel better now
How Do I Draw My Manga Characters To Look More Asian?
How do I get my little brother to stop masturbating?
How do I make "sketches" more quickley?
how do native americans poop
How DO they get the baby out? o.O / ED says it comes through the butt.
How do you become a zoo? Do you wake up and grow wrought iron gates and pens where you can see the pretty lions and horsies?
how do you colr your art...?
how do you copywright something
how do you even know im human, hm?? / I'm not playing around...
how do you feel about sharks? / squids can be scary, and unfortunate yummy. poor squid...
How do you kill a robot dog? #58427C
How do you like your peanut butter? / I'm an intelligent and sophisticated young lad, so it's smooth for me! / What about you?
How do you make the text so big?
how do you say arbys we have the meats in japanese
... How do you say Opossum? I usually pronounce it without the O, but my mother says it's with the O.... HELP ME :iconohnoesohplz:
HOWEVER; i do admit that I can't include myself in the fandom it has. They have like...rabies. DX
How far can a dog run into the woods? ONLY HALF-WAY THEN HE'S RUNNING OUT OF THE WOODS
How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks.
How happy God will be and how happy all the saved will be,
knowing that billions and billions of his children, of their
fathers, mothers, brothers, sisters, wives, and children are
convicts in the eternal dungeons, and that the words of pardon will
never be spoken! -- Robert G. Ingersoll, "A Christmas Sermon", 1891
How in the fuck can one's asshole wink? The logic baffles me. Even if it were to mean something like tightening it closed or some shit (pun unintended), wouldn't that be BLINKING? There has to be two to wink.
How in the name of all gods and science cars can have sex?!
How is any of those movies virtually unknown? :confused:
How is that different to other waffles? :O
how it feels to be anything at all
How it feels to eat trillions of ants in 30 minutes
howls arent anoying oO
also you may find it hard to belive,still i have proof that i do sometimes think like a wolf.like for example when i was a baby i never had contact with canines and i pretty much howled and barked and i playfighted with my younger siblings in ways that i realize now are very common in wolf pups yet extreemly unusual in actual humans either babies or toddlers.i know this because of home videos so...
and i never said that a wolf would just go willy nilly killing people,just a nearby stander who is stupid enough to approach them too much
Howls for Howl (gets killed for bad pun)
"How many assholes are on this ship?" / "Yo-ho, sir!" / "I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes."
How many cigarette do you smoke a day? Can I bum a cigarette? Oh sorry, I'm fresh out of cigarette. / ....... cigarette................
How many foods do you think Vector will have to eat to become the fat crocodilian.
How many of you don't draw anime/manga?
How many times were you thrown down the stairs as a child?
How many variations of a modest proposal are you guys going to spam in a month?
How many ways can you die? One. After that, you're dead. / Huzzah. <3
How much easier do pen + tablets make life?
How nice your pregnant but.....
HOW NOT TO BE BORING
1) Don't use statistics or facts. In conversation, the goal is to make a point, not to sound like a World Almanac.
2) Don't be crude or gross. If you are telling someone about the best lay you've ever had, don't say, "This chick was riding me like Secretariat's jockey." Instead, simply say "that time in the back room of the toy store was the best, most memorable bout of intercourse I have ever experienced."
3) Don't over-emphasize. Never assume your conversational companion is as big a fan of the Minutemen as you are.
4) Do not use exaggerated motions. People who flail their arms around hysterically, trying to make a point, usually lose their audience within a few minutes.
how quaint. sort of like a less-involved santa claus.
How silly of me. Everyone knows in the furry utopia that will someday be, everything is paid for in skritches and blowjobs.
How Surface Texture Affects Bloodstain Patterns
How the fuck are you outrage over this?
How the hell do they hold so much blood?!
how the hell is that sexual?
how the human brain works: electricity tickles the meat so that different slimes come out. sometimes the slime feels good sometimes bad. some people make more bad slime than good slime. that’s called clinical depression.
How to be a Perfect Gentleman: / Step one: Whip out your weenie and bitchslap people with it. / Step two: There is no step two. There is no spoon. / Step three: BABY CHICKENS! / Step four: ??????@?????? / Step five: Smoke your crack. You've earned it.
How to become normal under 48 hours
How To Build A Mentos And Diet Coke Booby Trap
How to Detox 1) have a function liver and kidneys 2) congrats you're done
how to draw yiffy art
how to exfoliate with bananas
how to get a global ban from walmart
how too construct/base your character? and how too impove your anatomy?
How to piss off a cop: Accuse him of police brutality when he pushes you away.
How to piss off a cop: After you sign the ticket and give it to him, say "Oops! That's the wrong name."
How to piss off a cop: Ask him if he ever worked in a prison. If he says yes, ask him how the plumbing was.
How to piss off a cop: Ask him where he bought his cool hat.
How to piss off a cop: Ask if ever watched Cop Rock.
How to piss off a cop: Ask if he has a daughter. If he says yes, say I thought the name sounded familiar.....
How to piss off a cop: Ask if he knows somone named Rosy Palm and her Five Favorite Friends.
How to piss off a cop: Ask if he watches Cops.
How to piss off a cop: Ask if they know how to make the donuts.
How to piss off a cop: Ask if you can see his gun.
How to piss off a cop: Ask to be fingerprinted with candy, cause you don't like ink on your fingers.
How to piss off a cop: Before you sign the ticket, pick your nose. Then ask to use his pen to sign the ticket.
How to piss off a cop: Bribe him with donuts, and when he agrees, tell him sorry, I just ate the last one.
How to piss off a cop: Chew on the pen, nervously.
How to piss off a cop: Clean your ear with the pen.
How to piss off a cop: Drive to Dunkin Donuts and say hmmm....only 5 of you here tonight.......
How to piss off a cop: Giggle if he did.
How to piss off a cop: If he asks if you knew how fast you were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......
How to piss off a cop: If he asks you to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood.
How to piss off a cop: If it's a click pen, take it apart and play with the spring.
How to piss off a cop: If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is, but in a nice way.
How to piss off a cop: Mumble to yourself.
How to piss off a cop: Refer to him by his first name.
How to piss off a cop: Talk to your hand.
How to piss off a cop: Touch him.
How to piss off a cop: Trip and fall into him.
How to piss off a cop: Try to sell him your car.
How to piss off a cop: When he asks to inspect your car, say there is no alcohol in my car, sir, the last cop got it.
How to piss off a cop: When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you had to buy a hat.
How to piss off a cop: When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you wanted to race.
How to piss off a cop: When he asks you to spread them, tell him you don't go that way.
How to piss off a cop: When he comes to the car, say I have a badge just like yours!
How to piss off a cop: When he comes up to the car, say "License and registration, please" right when he says it.
How to piss off a cop: When he frisks you, say You missed a spot, and grin.
How to piss off a cop: When he goes to read you your rights, sing "La La La, I can't hear you!"
How to piss off a cop: When he puts the handcuffs on, say "Usually my dates buy me dinner first"
How to piss off a cop: When he says no, cry.
How to piss off a cop: When he says you aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.
How to piss off a cop: When he's telling you what you did wrong, start repeating him, quietly.
How to piss off a cop: When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf.
How to piss off a cop: When he tells you to stop, say what are you talkin about, DUDE?
How to piss off a cop: When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"
How to Successfully Study in the Library bring all of your materials with you find a nice quiet spot void of distractions make sure to take little breaks every half hour or so maybe bring a little snack don't look at the giant floating baby just don't try to forget about the giant floating baby in the library use different colors of highlighters to organize your notes
How to tell your friend his cat's dead
How tricky is that dicky?
How will I get there? I will have to sell my Chicken Nugget to pay for the trip!
How would I like it if my mom killed me with an abortion?
Well, it would probably be something like
I WOULDN'T BE ALIVE TO YELL AT HER.
Derp?! Are you stupid?
hrdazsteele: oh my dear lord
hrdazsteele: well you health is most important after all
Hsd s adream U got a new pitbnamed it 293
<h|tler> HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU TELL THAT I'M 13 BY LOOKING AT WHAT I'M WRITEING?????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Hubbawha? Dude, you're taking this way too seriously. Hell, I think we all are. I'm suppose to be having fun with my site, not trying to out-bitch you here.
huge fan of disgusting. massive supporter of gross and nasty
Huh. I met a caiman who knew his name and came to eat when he heard a bell.
hullo, ripe with decay. i can tell from your little signature that you've seen the blue collar comedy tour just as many times as i have. here's a story for ya! my uncle is covered with moles.......:blahblah:
human and bug relations will change by the end of the century
Human beings b like. *sits and stares peacefully at a fire* *sits and stares peacefully at the ocean* *sits and stares peacefully at a sleeping animal*
Human cocks on anthro guys. What happened to sheathlove? :'(
Humans are animals, you twit. Homo sapiens. A species of filthy hairless ape.
Humans aren't better than mice.
Also, mice don't have language functions? What do you think those noises they make are? I bet to animals, human speech sounds like babble.
Humans don't run around naked outside in the wilderness, making grunting noises and fighting for food-- People are more civilized than that [unless you have serious issues].
Humans irritate me beyond. Today I saw an ad on the internet. The ad was about a guy who offered to get a company logo tattooed on their upper back (below their neck) for $3000. Don't people have self worth or self respect anymore? Is capitalisms greedy hand that powerful? I pity this sad individual. When will the sheep of society wake up? People sicken me.
humans reached their peak when they made lava lamps
Humans = skin = flesh = meat = wolves main diet = humans = wolf dinner = nom = people die= wolf gets fed.
Humans = skin = flesh = meat = wolves main diet = humans = wolf dinner = nom = people die= wolf gets fed.
End of fucking story. Wolves don't care about you.
Human vocal chords + dog head = Ta-da.
Humongous peni frighten me, anyway.
hunting and gathering for pdfs and mp3s
Hurray for chicken! :w00t: Frogs legs sounds gross. :puke:
HURRY UP AND HAVE YOUR HEART ATTACK AND DIE AND SPARE THE REST OF THE WORLD YOUR SOCIAL POLLUTION.
"hurt people hurt people" yes mistress. anything for you mistress.
hurt wizards hurt wizards
Hur, yesh skittles! And screw the children -__- evil bastards... / -gnaws on glowsticks hanging from pants-
<Hvatti> MY CAPS-LOCK IS ON AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT OFF.. CAN ANYONE HELP ME???
<[DoD]Xiao> typ capslock button :P
<aegis> Hvatti: hold down shift while writing instead...^^
<Hvatti> hey that shift-thing works thx!!!
<Hvatti> but it*s pretty difficult to write while holding a shift:::
<Lilly-> omg
<Lilly-> Hvatti find "caps lock" key and press it once
<Lilly-> number 3 from bottom left
<Hvatti> where can i find it
<Tiger> hehe :D
<aegis> at the left of your keyboard
<Hvatti> ok thanx::
<Hvatti> YES IT WORKED!!!
<Lilly-> aamm
<aegis> apparently it didn't
<Lilly-> lol
<Hvatti> CAN I NOW RELEASE THE SHIFT?
<aegis> yes
<aegis> you have to release the shift.
<Lilly-> omg how sweet !!
<Hvatti> like this?
* Lilly- faints
<aegis> yep, just like that
Hyoomans are t8sty leik wow that''''s Y wowow.
Hyoomans are t8sty leik wow that''''s Y wowow.
Mmm poor defencelesss us leik whoa.
eeeeevolutyon is a bitch man i want fangz like gee goll gosh.
Yuh.
Hyperbole at it's finest.
Hyperfixation so bad people think of me when they see it
hypothetical 500k but you have to eat an entire cookie within a year