<L0ne_W0lf> I saw a lady at work today putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. I inquired as to what she was doing and she said she was shopping on the Internet, and they asked for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy."
L1lly-flow3rX: Since i'm against this **** Why not just use spiders.
l0Name0l: Hate spiders. -gack- But still, better than being a racist.
<LabMonkey> ok riddle me this
<LabMonkey> I open the pack of cigarettes
<LabMonkey> pull out one
<LabMonkey> pick up my lighter
<LabMonkey> put the cigarette back in the pack
<LabMonkey> then try to light my nose...
<LabMonkey> What the fuck, over.
LADIES--- call me Global Thermonuclear War cause my game is mad strange and if you come back to my place I'll keep buggin you to play chess
LADIES— call me Katrina because the governments not going to care when i ruin your home
Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
<lagmagnet> I forgot I downloaded the best of the 70s disco
* lagmagnet burns out to cd to listen on the train tomorrow
<BBQ_69> "best of 70s disco" dude, you got ripped.. there is no such thing!
<lagmagnet> hah fuck off :) 70s disco rocks :)
<BBQ_69> yeah, but then you run out of cocaine
<lagmagnet> true
<lagmagnet> :(
La La La, I'm so high
Lame. Matt already posted this the other day.
LAMO I did look him and laughed and then laughed some more.
Lance XOX: I will dye with satin
Language geek, at your service :D
Language motherfucking do you speak it
Laptop fan hungry. Feed it 152 loose dog hairs.
Large popcorn and large soda
Larry Klayman says muslims may be responsible for this ...why? Because it is known that muslims often use fertiliser bombs, k? feckin' moron.
Last I checked the dictionary wasn't in the biology business. / The dictionary is in the literary business. You cannot argue against a dictionary.
Last night 300000 of my followers tragically perished. While im saddened by the news, I never met most of them and do not really give a shit
Last night as I went to bed, I put on a diaper, like usaul! When in the middle of the night comes I wake up and wet my diaper so I don't have to get up! I did not have anything to drink before bed so I wasn't weiring about waking up. That's right I didn't wake up. Morning came...I woke up thinking my diaper was dry. I thought about how the day was going to be. But as I was getting out of bed I realized I had wet my diaper in my sleep! I tryed to remember if I did wake up in the middle of the night to wet them but I hadn't. Cool...I have this hyonsis tape that sometimes I lesten to, maybe that is the cause of it? I don't know but I hope this happends more and more
Congratulations. Hopefully, you'll start wetting the bed on a regular bases soon. *sigh* I love being a baby.
Last night we let the salt rock
Last thing that made me "lol out-loud" was a motivator with a sketch of Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman in a bed together naked with the caption "Rule 34: Raping your dreams since 199- Wait, is that Mythbusters?! Oh, fuck you, internet! Fuck you!"
latches onto you with my sucker
LAUGHING AT THE VERY IDEA OF THIS MYTHIC "POLICE MAN" WHO SUPPOSEDLY HAS THE ABILITY TO STOP ME FROM RIPPIN UP CRAB LEGS ON THE CHURCH FLOOR
Laughing my ass off in here. Thought i was the biggest loser in the universe, but you are worse man. Keep on the bad works Arf Arf Arf ARf
laughing my 'ass' off or giggling my donkey off
Laura, he said as a sort of epitaph to his meal, You were an F student, a B- Fuck, and an A+ meal.
Laura, i will kill your bunny
Lava lamp wizard
Lawl!. With call outs and everything... I would like to see what happens if you put all those folks in a big room... slug fest! :iconevilgrinplz:
lawn chair coalition
Lawyer Gets Caught Making Out With Furby.
"Laying down stoned in the back of a pickup going 100 is fun."
lays original chips and peanut butter
Learn to play a blues riff on the harmonica. Stop talking at regular intervals to play it.
Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.
Learn to use your magical powers inside you. We all have them we have just lost our way. Come inside and learn how to get them back. I have found some very interesting things about ESP and much more I can show how to use ESP NOW. I can teach you how to use your Magical powers.NO BULLSHIT IT REALLY WORKS..
Leave him be, hes being the moose not you.
Leave me alone
LEAVE PRESIDENT BUSH ALLOONNEE!!!!!!! *sob*
Leave the raccoons alone plz kthx
Leaving Hair in Shower
Leeches are a wide spread species, and come from all over the US, even from Montana.
Legion Kreinak: The world's so fuckin' politically correct these days. Before you know it, we'll be required to call black & white cookies african american & caucasian cookies! Dragon Phoenix: I could just see that on crayons...
LEGO MAN!!!!!! but with the young dude face from the Ice Planet line!!!!!! OMGOMGOMG
Lemme go reason with them calmly and carefully. *grabs gun* / i'am with ya / me three! / As long as PETA dies, I'm in! / *unsheathes claws* Let's get em!
lemonlimeskull: So I'm sitting in Hardee's (Carl's JR for anyone here one the west coast)
lemonlimeskull: This huge African American dude sits across from me at the booth. Plenty of tables around, of course, since this is Hardee's.
lemonlimeskull: Since I don't usually have uninvited guests at fast food restaurants, I'm naturally a bit put off while simultaniously wondering what the deal is.
lemonlimeskull: The guy goes "Hey, man what you do for a living?"
lemonlimeskull: I must've looked really confused, but I manage to answer "Game designer... Why?"
lemonlimeskull: The guy sits there for a good thirty seconds, looking out the window over my shoulder.
lemonlimeskull: Then he finally looks me straight on and says "Good, lemme ask you a question..."
lemonlimeskull: "Why don't Pacman wanna eat eyes?"
lemonlimeskull: I just gave him this really quizzical look, then he gets up and leaves.
lemonlimeskull: After a few seconds of wondering wtf that was all about, I look out the window over my shoulder and see about five police cars slowly driving off into the distance.
lemonlimeskull: The worst part is...... WHY doesn't Pacman wanna eat eyes?!
“less is more” is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less
letd go eat parts of that guys car
let me be the first to say HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
let me justt play devil's advocate here and say that eating shit is really good and im a dumb shithead and i love shit
Let me lick your cock for a couple hours I’m stressed
let me put my nothing in your nowhere
"Let me tell you about a porcupine's balls, they're small and they dont give a SHIT.
Let me tell you one thing buddy... I wish I had a M-16 and about 5 minutes alone with you ---you aren't nothing but a slime bag....
Let me tell you, word association games are NOT the way to go!
Lets all go down to mcdonalds and have a baby or two!
Let's all go out and buy spirit humans and keep them as pets and place our spirit animal embryos in their skulls and feed each other spirit Doritos and spirit gummy worms. / Spirit-like.
let's all green out together and pass away
Lets all hope if they hypnotize someone into being a chicken they'll tell them to look both ways before crossing the street.
Lets all suck on glass together and make the aquarium clean for everyone
Let's ask the queen spider what she thinks about the issue.
Let's breed humans specifically for animal testing :dummy: / *to test medication :3
Let’s click each other
"Let's do a gang beating and post it to the internets!"
Let's fuck (private mkay).
lets give it up for pleasures of the flesh !!
Let's go with one quote that describes my work habits: "What, were you expecting something?"
lets groove tonight .. impaled on spikes of life
lets make jokes that dont make sense and are bad
Let's Mock The Dead. They Would've Wanted It That Way
Let's Mock The Dead. They Would've Wanted It That Way
But the picture, to use a biblical phrase, "cracks me the fuck up".
Let's not forget, the sleep of reason produces monsters.
Let's not forget the Toonami Bras. Let the children see the boobies!
lets play throw each other down the concrete staircase
Lets run through traffic!
lets see.....
when prey wiggles inside me.
when prey messages my insides.
yiffing is a plus on the way down any kinb.
hmmm so much but i figure those are the best ones....so i'll give you that for now till i feel like posting a full list
note: im so damn yiffy it ant funny
lets talk about how the shoutbox is full of faggots
Lets warn the entire world, mabey set up a facebook page, buy a few politicians. I'm kinda broke right now so we'd have to settle for represenatives instead of senators.
Let them rattle. Makes them feel important.
Let us return to our former, manly selves. And fight with steel. I like it. So long as this applies to the Gubberment as well.
Lex Luthor. / Because if he can steal forty cakes (and that's as much as four tens), then he can kill Luther Vandross. And that's just terrible.
Liam Nesson is strangling my parents to death in the other room. What do I do?
<lib1790> so, at this college there was an extra credit question "Is hell endothermic or exothermic"
<lib1790> this is what one kid wrote:
<lib1790> First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
<lib1790>As for souls entering hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to hell. Since, there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.
<lib1790> Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant.
<lib1790>So, if hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose (i.e.,Hell is exothermic).
<liv1790>Of course, if hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, than the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over (i.e.,Hell is endothermic).
<lib1790>So which is it? If we accept the postulate given by Ms.Therese Banyan during my freshman year, "That it will be a cold night in hell before I go out with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having a relationship with her, the second case cannot be true. Therefore, hell is exothermic.
<lib1790> the kid was the only one who got credit
"Libstick Lesbians?" Is that anything like the "Les until grads?" You know the women that exclusively date other women until they graduate college.
<LieparDestin> i challenged god to a duel once
<LieparDestin> the next day my rabbit died
<LieparDestin> i guess i lost :(
Life hack: add white chocolate chips and sea salt
LIFE HAS NO MEANING!!! / were just here to build robots that will one day kill us all!
Life is beautiful ( I'm high on painkillers)
Life isn't a gift it's a fucking punishment. The sooner you know that the more you can be on the redemption (the death) are pleased)
Life is one big yeehaw and then you die
life is so much better when you have a work of fiction to obsess over#teehee
Lifetime supply of hot sauce
Light candles in a pentagram around your terminal before starting.
Liked the game, hate the fandom.
Seriously, my friends and I would be so squealy and retarded while playing it. I wish to beat our younger selves with a steel bat.
Now they're fun games to go back and play. And make fun of them. MST-Style.
like dude, the bible totally says that dinosaurs existed.....you like, seriously should read it dude its way cool.
like first of all its not smoke its like some other shit
like girl get a life, commission your oc shitting
Like most people, ever since I was a kid 9/11 was one of my favorite holidays. The patriotism trees, coloring and hiding american flags, stuffing ourselves with bald eagle and all the trimmings, dressing up in bunting and scaring the neighbors into giving out candy and bringing merriment throughout our neighborhoods when we went pledging alliegiance.
Like that guy in the Far Side cartoon, crushed in the coils of a huge python and with a squid stuffed in my mouth. Give the CSI guys a larf.
<limeking> Hey jen, ya wanna come over and we can wrap ourseves in plastic, shit ourselvves, and then eat our own shit while listening to MC hammer?
<Jennie254> Ewwwww gross!
<Jennie254> That's fucked up! Why would you even THINK I'd want to listen to MC Hammer?? .
LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
[link] <-- Sleepover At Disney Castle: I absolutely love this one. If you love Disney and wonder how things really are under the rule of the Mouse, check it out. I die laughing every time. "YEAH! BEAST-MODE!"
linux users are terrorists or something
Lirbary installation project
Listen bitch i don't know who you are but that shit about Jesus Peeded on me Is bull shit ok you have no fuckin heart to say that FAT WHORE
listen kid. try the sleep burger at dream diner. go down doze avenue and make a right at the stoplight. head down and take a left on the corner of 66th sheep and napland. dont forget your pillow and blanky – this one’ll knock you right out.
listen lets be real, *pulls up a chair, sits on it backwards* on the real *flips chair over, lays on it* really real *climbs under chair*
listen., pal, if you think im the kind of guy who doesnt wipe his ass, you're barkin up the wrong tree. my ass needs all the help it can get
listen to me. stop doomscrolling. put down your phone. you need to get your shit together. take an edible right now. a big one. take a big edible immediately. now go turn on the scariest movie you can think of and get comfortable. got all that? good. this will be good for your mindfulness and cognitive behavior.
litany against the sunk cost fallacy (If It Sucks Hit Da Bricks)
Literally did not understand 50% of that
literally just add more garlic
Little from column A, little from column B
Little known fact.....the pedals in a PT Cruiser are spaced further apart to accommodate crocs
little stinkbug STRUGGLING to produce even a slightly foul stench.
"littly" Why am I always in such a rush to press the Send button?
Liu Kang voice I showed Outworld that loud smoke, could be medicine.
Lizzy850: Supporting murder, eh? God will deal with you
paramoreSUCKS: And my imaginary friend will deal with you
Lizzy850: Guess we'll see how imaginary soon enough, huh...ha ahahahahahaha
paramoreSUCKS: I wouldn't suggest holding your breath
lmao. i just got a mental vision of jesus with a huge tail and big sharp teeth.
LMAO / I wonder if people would laugh. / I think someone should get killed by a big loogey falling from the Eiffel Tower..
:lmao: :lol: thatd be pretty strange, especially the title of funeral sniper.
LMAO. / See. That just gave me a horrible HORRIBLE idea. / Palm-Furry. / Instant sechz in a quaint palm sized gadget. / It even displays furry porn while you have your way with it! / lmfao.
lmaoX'DI saw one in the store the other...sex corn cob
lmao. You're "this" close to being a criminal yourself.
lobophobe? seriousy? is this some term you wolfaboos use?
Local alternatives to "Cowboy Up!"
Local Dyke Massages a Sandwich
:locked: + :banned: = :dance:
Locking the door after the dog has bolted I suppose.
:lock: Take your pills buddy :) This is a politics forum.
:lock: This is not the place for joke threads.
<Locl-Yocl> I helped the EMTs at a car wreck and got blood all over my arms and shirt. It looked like I murdered 20 people with a fork... anyway, I walked into a convieniance store down the street and said my girlfriend needs a tampon. The guy at the counter was mortified.
Logical falacies that have been beaten the fuck dead by edgy cynics
loincloth will be making a comeback
lol aim for the heart.... or the headXDD
or be like "IMMA SHOT YA BUTT "
Lol. Business men have to wear clown suits between the hours of Three and Five...
lol dual citizenship with africa :lmao: i do get your point though.
lol I can't for the next one though, they say a meteor hits the great valley and they DIE!
Lol! I'll hack into your hard disk and put cookies on it. You'll be a member of all sorts of websites you didn't know (and don't want to know) existed.
lol im not gonna go out and get myself a disease. no1 should. but when nature says its ur time, its ur time.
Lol. I'm not really sure what loose balls would look like. But I think you're the first person I've heard voice a preference on this.
"LOL I'M SU INSAEN LOLOOLOL"
"BLOODE & GOER!!111ONE"
"HOLY SHIZ E'M LAUGHING!!ODSO"
I actually know people who do that shit. Insanity isn't pretty , some of my friends (In real life and DA) are seeing Insanity , and from what I heard , it isn't pretty , it's horrible and painful.
lol i was just dicking around little grumpynose
LOL Jesus. "Jesus, am I going to hell?" "Yes." "WTF why?" "Cuz you suck, lol."
Lol my large and handsome pig didn’t find Anything of interest in your yard
:lol: New to the internet, eh kiddo?
Lol, nice joke answer thar.
lol, nice try, blocking me and all, but I can still respond to my own post.
lololololololololol / Jesus Christ, Wolfbone. Calm down.
LOL Please tell me you're joking right? I mean you can't possibly be that dumb, right? RIGHT?
Lol, seems like there's a wave of people misunderstanding me lately XD
One artist threatened to block me because I said I didn't understand what was going on in his picture...
LOL. This amused me even further. A dangerous animal must be killed. A mother lion would a kill a threat to her cubs, and as do we. Tell me why they can defend themselves, go after what killed one of there own, but we cant?
Your a feral. What the fuck is that? Top secret govn files now?
:lol: This thread is going to be delicious. Oh, wait. Ahem. I AM A SUPPAA KAWAII PURPLE CAT GIRL WITH RAINBOW SPARKLY EYES AND BIG BOOBIES.
lol... we have dinosaurs on this forum! / omg... I'll be a dinosaur in 5 years! / must. stop. time!
lolwolfaboo. The blobfish is also endangered, but you probably don't care because it isn't "SPESHUL, MAHJESTIC, OR DUVINE !!!!" GTFO plz
Lol. Wrong. Wolves view humans as prey, I would know.
Lol yeah..."trust me" doesnt even mean what it means anymore, its like a catchy figure of speech, so i dont take it seriously anymore :)
Lol, you are a terrible troll.
LOLZ I AM A FANGIRL ZOMG Is that attractive?
Lonelyness has affected me...
Long ass comments indeed. / That's a long comment? Jesus, you must have some sort of learning disorder...
Long hair, nice beard... Yeah, Jesus is metal
Long live bad taste!
LongLiveLink: Hey, how'd you make the words so big??? :wow:
paramoreSUCKS: <*h1> Just remove the * and you've got big letters. :)
Long term unemployment *rant*
Look at a wiener dog... look at a French poodle. They look quite different, and have a quite different physical conformity, but... / ... THEY ARE BOTH STILL DOGS.
look at my orb boy
look at my thoughts boy
look at the excitement in his body language
look at the face...it will eat your soul.....
Look at the username of the person that posted this fucking stamp you goddamn moron.
Look at this crazy fish
look at your zipper. One in Nine people has a zipper made by YKK. they make more zippers each day than there are people on the world.
look, if you kill an animal you HAVE to eat it.
lookin for some furr possibly in illinois
looking at pictures of turds, frowning, shaking my head "thats a bad one... mine would never look that bad"
Looking for a dead deer
looking for a specific fetish? use the search box D:
Looking for Brand new enemies to spice things up a bit. You must have a mean streak the size of the Grand canyon or smaller. Must be prepared with skillful verbal jabs to throw at me . Must have evil intent .
looking for people to draw long tongued pics of female furries
look out for the car with the words "INCEST DEATH" painted on the hood thats always going like 20-30 mph under the speed limit, that ones me
looks around nervously
*Looks for glow-in-the-dark ones* Wonder if they come in blue..
*looks in the mirror* hm. dont kno who that is but they look fuckt up
Looks Like I Picked The Wrong Week to Quit Sniffing Glue
Looks like the dragon will be on the case later.
Looks like the retards are huuuuuuring again. When will they just back off?
Looks like they forgot to order one of the gifts for the supersponsors:
^Looks like you're eating a sandwich in your avatar.
looks thru a glory hole & sees a train coming straight towards me
look upon my sons and despair
Lord all mighty Suic le Bleu! Something wrong dere! Thats both wrong and exquisitely...ick!! A jar of your...nnnggg!!! >.< Nya! No! Wrong wrong wrong!!!
lord fouls bane christ its depressing i would rather die that live there, or erm *thinks* can't think of others right now :P i am not in the habbit of reading shite books if its shite i would not read it 3 chapters in and it would be on my log fire :)
Los Angeles, 1948
Everybody used magic.
Lost: 4.5 Hours of my life - PLEASE RETURN
** LOST DOG **
3 legs,
Blind in left eye,
Missing right ear,
Tail broken,
Recently castrated...
Answers to the name of
"LUCKY"
[loucura] yummm... french fries and gravy
[Crysanna] you need cheese with that
[loucura] Yeah, but I don't feel like melting any cheese.
[loucura] That, and all I have is american cheese, I'm afraid it'll go to war with my french fries
Love how liquid comes out of sooo many different types of holes on this planet
Loveing the fuckpigbippusMar
love it when people say hung instead of hanged when referring to gallows like LOL nice compliment but they are getting killed for real
LovePikaNizzy: But I wonder why would anyone even have to participate in drug testing I mean, just ban the drugs, problem solved.
AvantGardePony: Ban the drugs. What an idiot.
Love this charaters voice already
love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse
love when things are glowing. woah luminescence
Low-concept science fiction
Low sex drive does not mean asexual, it means nonlibidoist.
*lubes up* aww yeah thats the stuf fapfapfapfap
<Ludious> I think it's delightfully ironic that the aisle across from the valentines stuff at Walmart features family size bottles of vaseline.
luke_911_1: got any ather pic
luke_911_1: got any ather pic
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yes, I will send them tomorrow, I have to call police now!
luke_911_1: k bye
luke_911_1: k bye
lulz I was thinkin along the lines of beautiful creatures that kill... o.O I almost started to research Mandarin Ducks Killing Man. ^^;
Lunatic: All those opposed to the patriot act raise your right hand
Lunatic: Raise your hand high
Lunatic: Now raise the other one
Lunatic: Hands behind your back
Lunatic: you're under arrest for treason
Lurk moar / Click to expand... / MURK THE FUCK LOAR!1!!!!1!!
</ lurk> / "So. You're a guy huh?†**screams and bolts for the hills** x3 / < lurk>
Lying is naughty. You naughty naughty naughty person, tsk tsk tsk :iconnaughtyplz:
<Lyme> I got Fight Club for 6.98 at walmart.
<Black_Bishop> I am Jack's low price guarantee