Each person also eats an average of eight spiders a year, they crawl into your mouth when you are asleep. / I swear I was TERRIFIED of sleeping when I heard that one 0.0
eagles dont have dicks right
eat a frensh froop and vagable please
Eat All Dead Gophers Before Easter
eat a meal or become a meal!!!!!
Eat dead person, you might need the dog or cat later for hunting or something.
Eat dry Cap'n Crunch through the entire service.
Eat fried chicken naked and use the grease to maturbate while surfing for porn
eating 4 slices of leftover pizza undoes exactly 1 shower
eating a bullet call that kirkish delight
Eating an apple is like eating a car battery.
eating ice cream out of its container
Eating too much candy makes me break out in a ton of pimples cuz y'know, puberty's a bitch and all but I'll do it anyway.
Eat one burger and suddenly your whole body temp drops to digest the damn thing
*eats a whole hurger* yommy
*Eats blistering hot piece of lasagna with two hands like a hamburger*
Eat this yummy arsenic, it's NATURAL!
Eat up with the dumbass.
Ebon: "MOOOOOOMMMMMM! I hate this house and I hate humanity. I'm gonna go live in the woods and commune with animals!"
Ebon's Mom: "That's nice dear. Have fun. Don't forget to visit once in a while. We'll leave scraps out on the porch for you."
<ecco> a commercial for the fonz toaster would rock
<ecco> they'd show him in a toaster
<ecco> and he'd be like EEEEEEEYYYYY
<ecco> and then they'd turn it on
<ecco> and the coils would heat up
<ecco> and he'd be like EEEYYAAAAARRRRRGHHhhhhhhh and his flesh would burn off
Edited samples? Do you know how many electrodes you have to wire into a seal brain to make it bark like that?
Edit:
If this is because of some government shit list PLEASE JUST STOP RIGHT THERE! This isn't how America
works! THIS KIND OF BULL CRAP IS HOW ANCIENT CIVILIZATIONS THAT ONCE FLURSHED FELL!!!
These very same practices. Evolution is BS we keep making the same stupid choices and societies keep
on failing.
Editor killed herself. Back to the drawing board...
Effects on our affects have an approximate affected effectiveness / You think that's bad / I either want to murder the English language or have terribly raunchy indiscreet sex with it, I can never truly decide which.
Egg or is it Chicken Shit?
Egotistical [ ] Really Egotistical [] Ego Known to consume large prey [] ... including the occasional Buick LeSabre [ ]
EGYPTIAN 1: "This crocodile poo will protect you from getting pregnant." / EGYPTIAN 2" "Well, duh. It stinks. No one will want to come NEAR me, never mind get me pregnant..."
Eh? All humans are scum, and failures.
ehh ehh ICON POWERS ACTIVATE!!
ehm ^^; no...first of all terrorists do not fight for governments of any kind, terrorist are mostly freedom fighters. if you are talking about iran, the iran government might want to take over the world, but they do not have the means to do so. but, please define, what do you mean with islamofascists?
Eh, Really?, you're*, ". And", you're*, "! If", off of it, deviantArt, please*, deviantArt, God.
E I actually know the estimate he's talking about, and to elaborate, it's not 30k-100k. It is, quite literally, between thirty PEOPLE to two-hundred-thousand.
<Einstein> What does A.B.C.D.E.F. stand for?
<Einstein> Time's up!
<Einstein> The answer is American Boys Club for the Defense of Errol Flynn
"Either pull them up or take them off, MAKE YOUR DAMN MIND UP."
Either that or it's a hole in the database that will expand and eat the internet. Kinda like the nothing from the Neverending Story.
Either way i now have a blind spot in the middle of my field of vision shaped like a puppies yeast bloated puess
elder scrolls oblivion is straight camp
El Diablo loves blood! So does the rest.
<Elfer> OMG OMG OMG
<Elfer> I just had an idea
<Elfer> ok, cats land on their feet, right?
<Elfer> right
<Elfer> toast lands peanut butter sde down, right?
<Elfer> right
<very_clock> right
<Elfer> now, what if I tape a piece of toast peanut butter side up to a cat's back and drop it
<Elfer> ???
<very_clock> uhhhm the cat will cancel out the toast thing, cats beat toast anyday
<Elfer> uhh, no
<very_clock> yep
<Elfer> I think I get some sort of physics defying contradiction conundrum and the cat will hover
<Elfer> It's almost too simple to take over the world with this type of device...
Eliminate verbs from your speech.
elk have killed more peps in alaska then wolves so....... stop calling wolves killer it you hunt dumb peps
Elright! Strap this vest to yourself... find a good crowd to run towards and push the red button when you get in the middle of all of them.
*Emails you my spore*
(*)Embers(*): should i ask jonny this--- (*)Embers(*): ok so i know we haven't known each other for long and I really shouldn't be asking you for this..... but I want it so bad don't get me wrong it's just that I haven't had it for a long time I could already feel it going in so hard and coming out so soft and wet. No one has to know about this, I'm desperate, but your help can be very grateful!!! (*)Embers(*): you must think I have a lot of nerve asking you for this but I can feel my tongue around it sucking all the juice out until there no more left, this has been on my mind all day long and I hope I'm not being forward but.... can I have a piece of gum?
Sarah: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*emerges from the shadows of his cardboard box, colored with the most questionable crayons to resemble a space ship and-* Wait...erm...canopy...uh...wow, that little knob is too sensitive. Switches from "space" to "canopy" like nothing, I swear...oh, my bad.
Emo kids. Why?!?!?!?!
emotional attachments to something so silly
(emotionlessly) tacos is spanish for "food"
Emperor Nero: Where's all that fucking smoke coming from ??
Emperor of Earth and protector of the Moon, Exalted Omnipotentate of Nothing in Particular, Australian representative, Australia Doesn't Exist Society.
emraldwolf: THE ONLY TIME A OLF WOULD EVEN ATTACK A PERSON IS OUT OF SELF DEFENCE!!! THINK DUMBASS!!!! HUMANS KILL WOLVES FOR NO REASON!!! YOU ARE AN IDIOT AND I HOPE A WOLF BITES YOUR ASS!!! YOU GO OUTSIDE AND IT JUST BITES YOU!!!!
emraldwolf: Sorry about that, *nervouse giggle* I sorta have anger problems and I like wolves alot and get mad when people describe/say stuff like that. And I was already MAJORLY pissed. No hard feelings?
emraldwolf: YOU KNOW WHAT F*** YOU, YOU DUMBA**!!!!
emraldwolf: You know what, i'm too mature to keep this stupid conversation with an incompitant fool, so I bid you a good day/night whatever, and hope someone beats some sense into your retarded tail, bye.
Endless Pastabilities
Engage in some serious swapping.
Engage your brain before you click the post button.
Engie (because I love killing scouts) or spy (because I love killing heavies). When an engie dominates a scout: "y'all just got dominated, city boy".
England doesn't get that sort of stuff. THEY TREAT US WELL! :iconraegplz:
Enjoy a good laugh and a kinky one... / *hugs and puts out paw to shake*
Enjoy your eventual destruction by the holy empire of America and please get back to me about the sex!
Enter my disco fueled smoke and fuck shed
Envy and Wrath: *throwing salt in the metaphorical wounds* Me: My readers are gonna' kill meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...0_o
Equally worthless is still equal. Bombs do not discriminate.
ermergerd wire wer tarking lerk thers / lermergersh thers ers ser furn! / thers cernversertern ers geroirng ter be very lerng / CERPS LERK ERS GERLD!
<erno> hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.
Eromanga, Australia. From japanese, the name translates to "Erotic comic". The place where all fanboys wanna go. XD / Also Liverpool, England. Nobody can change my mind that this is the birthplace of vore. Say it out loud and you'll get the point.
"ERROR 1999: WEBCAM CANNOT BE CONTACTED DUE TO THE IMMENSE AMOUNT OF SEMEN COATING EVERY SURFACE IN THIS DUMBASS'S HOUSE."
"ERROR 404 LOOKING AT THE IMAGE OF THIS INSANE, FRUITY GAY EXHIBITIONIST WILL MAKE YOU GO BLIND. HE HANGS OUT IN PARKING LOTS AND MASTURBATES. HE IS OBVIOUSLY A STALKER AND A SERIAL KILLER AND CANNOT COMMUNICATE WITH NORMAL WOMEN. HE HASN'T GOTTEN LAID SINCE 1993 AND JERKS OFF THREE TIMES A DAY. HE HAS AIDS IN HIS ASSHOLE FROM ALL THE GAYNESS. WEBCAM CANNOT BE CONTACTED."
Escaped a madman who went around killing people with a gun that shot high powered blasts of air. What a rebel. / In the end he got wasted by a bunch of Mexicans at a motel.
Escaped. He needs more rope. / How to belong to us are all your base: / 1. If AD 2101, war is beginning. / 2. Get signal, and main screen turn on. / 3. ??? / 4. Take off every profit for great justice.
<Esher> They told me I am the chosen child of destiny and my mission is to mate with all the women of the world to populate it with magical beasts of power
Especially the hippos. Why not get your knickers in a twist about hippos? I'd find that refreshing. No one does that, but everyone and his irrate uncle obsesses over wolves.
Essentially, I want to kill off the human race.
Estas pendejo, Viejo Panzon!!! Now how do you say: You're a buck toothed, uni-browed, monkey ass who smells of donkey piss! Get out of my way! ASSCLOWN!! You know, for future road rage reference :D
<etoilet> i went into the D&D store cuz they had old capcom arcade booths for sale, and my girlfriend followed me in. All the guys were sitting at a table playing D&D, and this one long haired dude got up out of his seat, strode up to my gf, bowed and said "May I help you my lady?"
<crunchyfish> I don't know, man. That's pretty smooth. What was his charisma? 17? 18?
<Ettin> Because If sdib f
<Ettin> FUCK
<Ettin> I just fell out of my chair
<Ettin> Heeey, Lyrai
<Ettin> Hypotheeetical queestion for you
<Ettin> If you geeeet seemen on thee keeyboard, wwould it breeak it?
<Ettin> (Sorry, my "E" keey is sticky)
Etymology fun fact: this is where the term “loony” comes from.
euhuehue yes.
my love.
golly gosh.
Eu tenho certeza que mais pessoas vão entender o meu comentário em Português do que o que tu escreveu no tópico. Yes, yours made so much more sense!
<eva> hey guys, guess what im eating right now!
<Ed> big black cocks dripping with pearly semen.
<eva> starts with a 3
<Ed> three big black cocks dripping with pearly semen.
Even a 10 year old can draw anime; FACT!
Even demons have more intelligence than her.
Even if they do spawn anime and hate on women and make THE most ungodly ice cream flavors. Raw horseflesh ice cream. OHGOD.
Even if they had a hunger strike, how would anyone know?
EVEN SHIT BROWN? Oh wait, there're actually sprinkles like that. :(
even terrorists are offended to be called that XD
Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.
even the sperms look like there's something mentally wrong with them.
Even worse: explaining this in the emergency room when it gets stuck.
ever fealt pity for those you killed
Ever fuck a freak before. I've fucked freaks.
Ever read "The Onion: Our Dumb Century"? :lmao: "Skeleton of Satan Found! Indians may be in league with Devil!"
ever seen a commercial for "Axe body spray"? 2 words. Well, actually 4. Comic Fodder and Sucky commercial.
Ever seen the inside of a 44 gallon drum?
ever since I was 5 years old I've wanted to be found dead lying face down in a creek
Ever submit a wierd answer to an assignment?
Ever watch that horror/sci-fi classic film called "The Fly". That would be a good reasonable excuse to get an abortion. Other than that, abortion is wrong.
Every1, i am sick to my grave of all of you calling me a plz account. Some1 told me wat it is and i am not one. I just have a plz at my name becoz i want cheesecake PLEASE. So there.
every $30 purchase is like a razor sharp arrow stuck firmly in my muscular wearwolf back
Every animated series NBC has tried to do has FAILED. / "Stressed Eric", David Spade's "Sammy", and "God The Devil And Bob."
every bad thing in the entire world is due to the dark sorcerer if we just kill the dark sorcerer i bet everything will be amazing something amazing will happen
Everybody but me types like a snail?
Everybody can refer to alive people but “every body” implies dead people
Everybody is American, they just don't know it yet.
Everybody pregnant omg. Pull outtt. swallowww. do something. this is preposterous
everybody say thank you Marcus Aurelius
everybody’s brave till the enemy wizard summons Pipe Bomb Cloud
Everybody's gone JAIL-HOUSE GAY!
EVERYBODY TAKE COVER. :nuu:
Everybody wants to rule the world in my pants.
everybody was normal fighting~ *non-racist riff*
every bone in her body is a FIBula
Every couple of months I tell my coworkers how I out ran the highway patrol once. Really. No lie.
every creature was here before humans O.o.....
the hell...apes came last (or monkeys) then us ...:/
Everyday I kill myself
every day is a celebration if you celebrate belly friday
every day i thank God for making it illegal for cops to kill and beat me
every day I thank god for mexicans
every day millions of fish r violently wripped from the ocean by birdkind and as they die they exoerience such transcendent altitudes their brains level up like crazy
everyday some part of my body is always hurting. i think i was evil in my last life
Every election cycle it seems like at least one Republican candidate manages to pick a theme song that is thoroughly seeped in irony.
Every few months, I'm reminded that the wordfilter exists. And every time I'm reminded, I just smile my ass off.
Every morning I come here, despite the lemon-soaked spiked chains lashed to my wrists, despite the colobus monkey I’ve trained to regularly savage my genitals if it senses I’m even thinking of clicking my mouse. Some days I hold out longer than others, but eventually I end up here, weeping and soaked in coffee, condemning myself for not having the fortitude of a person of higher character.
everyone cover your necks lol
Everyone does. :( I'm very masculine online it seems.
Everyone envies me for my shrimp lighter
every one i know with magic powers is saying something really good or really bad is going to happen within the next 500 years
everyone in the 80s was like fuck ending this song
everyone in the entire world lives in Chicago
Everyone knows that weed is bad for you.
Everyone knows what a grape is
Everyone on the planet knows that E.T is the plague that nearly destroyed an entire industry in the early 80s. / But that wouldn't spark any argument now, would it?
Everyone pee and poop, even animals! :D
everyone riding the train today got 250 xp after a level 32 dracula wandered onto the tracks
Everyone wants to move away from Ohio, and we're moving up there.
Everyone who has ever been a violent Psycopath drank milk when they were a kid
Everyon's a little bit racist.
"Every piece of lettuce you eat is a piece of lettuce a rabbit had to die for, not because someone was going to eat the rabbit, no, that rabbit died for absolutely no reason."
<font size="5">ARE YOU RETARDED?</font>
every single person wants to go on the photo with you. you will be on TV all the time. paparazzi hiding under the toilet seat.. w/e i would prefer to be human
Every slick, stepped-on turdsmear along Bank Street reminds me of you.
Every Smith isn't a sibling to every other Smith. :roll:
everything can be sorted on a sliding scale of punk (good) to fascist (bad). these are the only two ends of the scale it's possible to have. if something is good (for example, public libraries,) it cannot merely be Good, it is only possible that it be punk and THEN be good as a symptom of punk. but if you can't swing it to convincingly argue that public libraries are punk, then, well, I'm sorry, but the only option left is that libraries are in fact fascist.
Everything goes back to Hitler.
"Everything I know about sex I've learned from yaoi"
Everything I never wanted to know, I learned from Sonic boards. Did you know Echidna's have a penis with 4 heads... Yes, seriously, I learned that on a sonic board.
everything is available but nothing feels profound. thousands of fascinating things in front of us but none of it transforms. when was the last time your phone gave you goosebumps? i have a growing sense that being moved and orienting towards the sublime requires the very thing we're designing modern life to remove: friction
Everything on this website is disgusting, even all the posts telling people how disgusting it is...including mine. I'm ashamed to have commented on this page. Foreshame.
Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars
Everything you eat has lived. And of course they don't. That's what the game of survival is all about.
Every time a bunny dies, a vulture gets to have a snack. Please think of the vultures.
Every time I'm in bed and think "just 5 more minutes", I sleep three more hours. / Every time I want to take a three-hour nap, I end up sleeping 5 minutes.
every time i post lightning strikes my castle
Every time I reach gates in Commando I'm going absolutely nuts. "COME HERE YOU GREEN MOTHERF#$@%$!! I'LL FU&^IN' KILL YOU!! F*&K F#$K F########$K!! DIE YOU SON OF A B&*CH!!" Then my mom enters the room.
Every time I see a red neck hillbilly, I want to put a sterilization drug in their fucking food just so I can cleanse the fucking species of a useless mistake.
every time i try to check whats inside eggs stupid goop comes out
Every time I've been pursued I kicked up dust on back roads so my plate was unreadable and I got the fuck out of there
Every time I visit rotten.com I get an erection.
Every time someone asks a stupid question, Darwin turns in his grave.
Every time someone makes their 'fursona' acid green and dresses them in bondage pants, Seth kills a kitten.
Every time someone tries to have a debate like this on the internet, a kitten is eaten by an alligator.
Every time you kill a kitten God masturbates. Every time you kill God a kitten masturbates. Every time you kill, God masturbates a kitten.
Every time you reply to this thread, your carbon footprint increases. You're all killing the planet, one key tap at a time. Bunch of sick fucks. :iconstaresplz:
Every time you see a street sign, you have a tremendous urge to relieve yourself on it.
"Every time you use a Japanese word in English, God kills a business man".
Everywhere I go where fans are allowed to post their opinions it's almost exclusively full of hostility and general negativity, IT'S WORSE THAN CONGRESS FOR CORN'S SAKE!!!! I ask you how did it get like this
Every young man will forever remember that special time in his life when the first idiot he knows drives his drunken ass of the road and dies.
<evilada>: Best suicide plan ever
<mcm310>: what is it?
<evilada>: you go up to the top of a roof
<evilada>: string piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level
<evilada>: tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you'll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched
<evilada>: then you put super glue on your hands
<evilada>: and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head
<evilada>: then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows
<evilada>: when the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down with no head....except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere.
<evilada>: And some poor bastard will be traumatized for LIFE.
<mcm310>: i dont think i can be your friend anymore
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<Evil_Kneival> I see.
<super`radish> dude
<super`radish> stop with the punctuation
<Evil_Kneival> Why?
<super`radish> because its like putting a rainbow cowboy sticker on your car bumper
evil therapist: to ground yourself, look around, name 5 things you can kill, and 4 things you can at least maim
evil wizard voice: i too have a “doom scroll”
Evolution is wrong/right / Bawww my mom/dad/schoolteacher/friend hates furries / Evolution / Evolution / I hate god!!1!!! / 4chan are meanies
ew gross stop being poor and buy some fucking nesquick
Ew...Now I really hate the Bible Belt. Screw this region, I am moving to Silicon Valley.
eww stop shitting this out of your asshole this is worse than stds
Exactly!
Do you know how horrible it is to play hide and seek? Or how awful it gets when you're sitting at home, you suddenly think about carbon monoxide, and then you feel like you're going to die? Most people just don't get it.
Exactly. I support abortion all the way :thumbsup: I can't support it more, that's how much I support it :stare: MAX LEVEL!! And I laugh when I find people who get so pissed over the subject. It's just a baby, and we have way too many people on Earth already.
Examples: I WANNA GET MY CUDDLE ON I'D LOVE TO GET TO KNOW YOUR BEST FRIENDS ENYA IS AWESOME Remember that time Geraldo did that live special where he was supposed to unearth Jimmy Hoffa?
exceptionalism is an extentiallistic expressionistic expoliation of eccentricity
Excuse me, but what the fuck is the point of making a glow-in-the-dark cat?
Excuse me heroin addicted teenage Walmart employee can you unlock the cabinet full of things to put up my ass please
excuse me I believe this is a drunken airplane trip not a drunken power trip
Excuse me if this is offending, but do you have a problem with incest? Or just forced incest?
Excuse me, I think I need to go bleach my eyeballs
Excuse me while I clean my monitor.
Excuse me while I laugh myself into an asthma attack...
Exhaust whistle freaks: I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!
"Explosive" crates. Why do they make crates that actually explode when you shoot them?
Express your atheism through gay sex, like most Republicans.