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1. Tabbyz: wat??? u cant shoot wolfs there endangered!!!! Tabbyz: oh okay
2. TABLE OF INCONTINENCE: Editorial - Does Electronic Publishing Have a Future?..............01 1992 RAH BBS Industry Awards.......................................02 Take Us to the Promised LAN........................................04 The "Give me a rock" Problem.......................................07 -- Random Access Humor zine, Jan 1993
3. T ACCESSABLE I HAVE A BATHROOM SNACKS WOOF WOOF (DOGS OKAY) PURR PURR (CATS OKAY TOO!) BRING BEER ALSO UM MAYBE MORE SNACKS.
4. Take a chill pill, man, holy shit I can feel your blood pressure distorting the Earth's gravitational field!
5. take a look at this petatard fucker, he takes pics of his wifes vagina.... disgusting..
6. Take a shot every time someone drops that horrible F-bomb.
7. Take drugs, light fires, chant things to the devil.
8. >take mailbox / You cannot take that item. / >FUCK YOU. / You cannot do that here.
9. Take me in the weeds
10. take me to your files earthling! -the downloading alien
11. Take my fucking huge road-roller and run that person over. Happy ending and puppy will love me 4-ever. :iconconfidentplz:
12. Take my hand Let’s lower the birth rate together
13. Take out the word `Quayle' and insert the word `Bush' wherever it appears, and that's the crap I took for eight years. Wimp. Sycophant. Lap dog. Poop. Lightweight. Boop. Squirrel. Asshole. George Bush. -- George H.W. Bush, defending his choice of Dan Quayle as running mate
14. *takes a running lea-Screeches to a halt* ...! Whew, that was a close one. *removes the sign that says "cactus", THEN takes a flying leap into Saint Jimmy for some random snuggling!*
15. *takes a shot and then falls down some stairs* / Whee, I'm paralyzed! *joyful expression*
16. *Takes off mountain goat skull, sets it on table, blows out candles, wipes blood from face* Satan? What Satan? Lol... There are too many biblehumpers!! They need to go away and leave us alone! We do not wish to be brainwashed too! ;)
17. *takes steak and backs into a corner holding it out warily* Back! Back I say! I warn you! / Really, I mean it now, it's sirlion, the deadliest of cuts!
18. *takes the apple out of my mouth and gets off my serving platter* what the fuck man.
19. TAKES TOO LOKG
20. Take the title of the last song you heard and add "in my ass at the end." Me: Sofi Needs a Ladder... in my ass.
21. Take vitamin C. Hit yourself in the head with a small hammer. Sleep it off.
22. TAKE YOUR KIDS OUT OF SCHOOL, DONT USE ANYTHING PUBLIC (LIKE THE LIBRARY)AND THEN COMPLAIN.
23. taking a hit of bread n butter
24. taking a piss at the exact moment my house is struck with lightning; powerful current arcs up the stream and annihilates my wiener instantaneously
25. Taking a trip to hell for educational purposes be back soon
26. Taking Autumn's reply into consideration.... "We leave no child untoasted."
27. taking my gamer dog out for a walkthrough
28. Taking my monica lewinsky mask off mid coitus with bill clinton
29. TAKIN' ME ON WITH MAGIC?
30. talk to god on the internet
31. talk to me when your not going to talk to me like this
32. <TalonArkrys> Guys, I've decided that there needs to be an addition to the current laws of nature. "Lesser Life Forms Are Not Allowed To Make Talon Feel Stupid". I saw a bug on my kitchen floor, and it was rather unexpected. As such, I threw my cup at it. The cup was made of glass. And contained my coke. Now, I have shattered glass as well as coke all over my floor. The worst part was, when I looked closer, the bug was already dead.
33. <Tal> Psh <Tal> Our chem teacher said it didn't really matter how we titled the graphs and tables in our semester prac <Tal> but i still lost marks for having a Table of +2 Undead Slaying and Graph of Destiny :(
34. <Tancients> "I must rescue the bunny and feed her the daily amount of carrots!" * Tancients encounters Serajadeyn! *Screen spins and boss music starts playing* * Serajadeyn dresses his stolen bunny in harem outfits and has her lavishing in comforts in the top of the tower. . .surrounded by silks and burning braizers, a wine cooler type stand next to the pillows with cold fresh carrots <StolenBunny> XD <Tancients> O_o * Serajadeyn laughs at Tancients and hits him once doing quad 9 dmg * Tancients counters the attack with long-named sword and returns the damage twice-fold! <Tancients> Ha! * Serajadeyn sucks up the damage, cackles and grabs Tancients, tossing him from the top of the tower: scripted battle; you loose * Tancients is glad he saved up all his extra lives for this battle. Regenerate ring: God powers applied! * Tancients casts Ultima ultimate imprisonment; customization: 1 prison cell for Serajadeyn. * Serajadeyn taunts the would-be hero with a booming, evil voice; "YOU SHALL NEVAR RESCUE TEH BUNNY" (unfortunately it was the t/l's day off and some grad student filled in the script over the japanese taunts * Tancients strikes at Serajadeyn with his long-named sword. It shatters. A stagehand quickly runs a new replacement for him. <Serajadeyn> @_o; <Tancients> :P <Tancients> What can I say, the quality of props seems to be decreasing with budget cuts.
35. tantalized and compelled by a wet sorcerer
36. <Targen> Just saw the Smallvile season finale. (that's what you call those, right?) <NekoGuy> season finale? the last episode in a season right? <Targen> Yes. <NekoGuy> Yes, that's right. <NekoGuy> You've passed the American Television Culture test # 1 <NekoGuy> You win 20 pounds of fat.
37. Tarnished meal with a side of fingers
38. Taste review: Make the video game muffins oh my GOD.
39. Tax video games, not guns!
40. Tbh we don’t even have proof that the dinosaurs weren’t just born dead
41. Teach the order taker a secret code. Use the code on all subsequent orders.
42. Tears just welled up in my eyes at the thought of getting some donuts god save me
43. 'Ted Bundy does not represent my people', 'You do not have ASPD', 'I'm talking about necrophilia'
44. teddybear77040: bet
45. teddybear77040: sure
46. <teddy> bryno, thats the dumbest thing ive ever read <teddy> and ive read the patriot act...
47. Teehee so true :D I recently read something on the internet about things that aren't as dangerous as people think... Apparently, cows are waaaayyy more dangerous than sharks 8D LOLL. -random-
48. Teenage Mutant Samurai Linux Bird?
49. Teenagers... they are ignorant, and therefore we should ignore them too!
50. TELL HIM `HE CAN RUN, BUT HE CAN'T HIDE'
51. - tell me astronats how is it there? - it's awsome sir - what you mean? awsome like a hotdog? - like 1 million hot dogs, sir it dogs bollocks
52. Tell me that strange fetish of yours...
53. TELL THAT TO SEAHORSES! O:
54. Tell that to the men in black
55. Tell the CIA that I said hello and greet them from the CIA department of misinformation.
56. Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead.
57. tell them to fuck off and go suck a dog
58. Tell them to put the crust on top this time.
59. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
60. Tell the order taker to tell the manager to tell his supervisor he's fired.
61. Tell the order taker you're depressed. Get him/her to cheer you up.
62. tell your bulge i said hi
63. Tell you what, Sammy... you give me your real name, address and place of business, and after I've used it to get you fired from your job, steal your identity and make you forever unemployable, I promise I'll post some proof for you. :)
64. "Tell you what, why don't you guys come up to my room later. I decided to splurge and rented out the penthouse suite."
65. ten dollars is really the new one dollar
66. <Ten> My house is made out of balsa wood, so when I want to scare the neighborhood kids I lift it over my head and tell them to get out of my yard or I'll throw it at them.
67. Tensions rise over a pancake mishap.
68. tentatively pads forward
69. tenth grade should be for ten year olds and first grade for first year olds
70. Ten Thousand Fists in my pants / Getting Off in my pants / This Is The New Shit in my pants ( :shock: :shock: :shock: ) / The Thing That Should Not Be in my pants / A Warm Place in my pants / Territorial Pissings in my pants
71. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
72. Terminator 2: Judgment Day. "Hasta la vista, baby." "I need a vacation." "I'll be back." "Chill out, dickwad." "No problemo." "Did you call *moi* a dipshit?" "Come with me if you want to live!" "Get out." Hehe, love that movie.
73. Terrorism is getting old...
74. testing should be done on prison inmates. THEY deserve it. / Because people who go to prison are NEVER wrongly accused.
75. testosterone infused gummy worms to sprinkle in the he/him enclosures for a fun treat while encouraging their natural instinct to hunt
76. Tetris taught me that everyone has a place to fit in and complete the sequence, but if too many don't fit in then they'll just pile atop one another and bring everything to ruin. That's right... TETRIS IS COMMUNISTIC PROPAGANDA!! IT WAS EVEN MADE IN RUSSIA!!1!!!1! OPEN YOUR EYES PEOPLE BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!!!
77. Texans are surprisingly not used to heat. They are used to 65 degree spaces knowing that its 85-90 degrees outside them
78. text disappearence
79. TEY ARE CRAWLING IN MY BRIANZ GET EM OUT!
80. Thank God and Praise Allah it's not in the top ten...
81. thank goodness brown saved the world
82. Thanks are due to Joe Glotz for assistance with the experiments and to John Doe for valuable discussions. = Glotz did the work and Doe explained what it meant.
83. Thanks for calling me strong. Vaginas are actually very strong, in fact a vagina is strong enough to clamp down on a penis. Matter-of-factly, a woman and her vagina set the world record (apparently there is a record for that O.o) for lifting stuff with her vagina. She lifted 31 pounds with her vagina. So yes, I am proud to be called a vagina.
84. Thanks for that mental image.
85. thanks for the advice...will do :rofl: "It's not my fault I frienchkissed you...it was the hormones! Ouch!"
86. thanksgivering thread
87. thanks to state of the art technology i can cook a hamburger in my own house
88. thanks to this workplace harassment training video my coworkers and I now say this to each other on a near-daily basis
89. Thanks to your sig, I read that as "I don't click dicks." Then as "I don't dick links."
90. Thanks, your reward for helping me.. Well, you get no reward. :)
91. Thank the furry gods that guy will be gone soon.
92. Thank you for finally joining us in the real world.
93. thank you for saying that things like this make me want to use a 2x4
94. Thank you for showing your ass at her funeral, you bitch.
95. Thank you for that delightfully descriptive sentence. Will you please tell me your views on the matter?
96. Thank you for your valuable input. It will be summarily digested and ignored. Fuck you and have a nice day.
97. THANK YOU. I hate liars. I hate when people call me beautiful. :dummy: I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD! :iconspongebobplz:
98. thank you jointsworth
99. That battlefield would probably look like a soccer riot then. :P
100. That burrito, jesus. But from where? - m4w
101. That comment wasn't even posted a week ago. It is not old.
102. That'd gag a maggot!
103. That'd just be silly. Can you imagine Wolf Blitzer talking about the Bull Moose party? And forget Jon Stewart. He'd have a field day with it.
104. THAT GD. :flirty: WANNA BUTTSECKS? :eyes:
105. That gives me headaches... WHO INVENT THIS!
106. That gopher is HARDKORE!!!!!11111one
107. That happens when people combine their two greatest passions. Eating and cartoon animal porn.
108. That intelligent smell must be coming from you. I'm not very smart. But Thanks so much anyway.
109. That is a biiiiiiiig cup. Makes my 1.5L water bottle look puny.
110. That is a very intersting thought... do we care anythign about a random colony of ants?
111. That is a very intresting and intelligent post from an Artist-American. lol.
112. "that is my views and I am not going to change how I feel" How open of you.
113. That is, People for the Eating of Tasty Animals
114. that is so cool im going to hide in grave yards with fm transmitter and recorded stuff like screams and zombie groans and crazy whisper and mess with ppl walkin past with radios
115. That is what I think of YOUR MOMMAH! (I wouldn't cling onto my American stereotypes so much if I wasn't proven right so often ;P)
116. That kid's got no soul NOR shame in his heart.
117. That kind of thing lasts longer than 'DaMN baby you got a fine ass!!!' Believe me.
118. THAT LINK UP THERE IS NOT ALIVE
119. "That makes you look like a ho." / Things you should never do in front of the police.
120. that means this stamp is a peice of shit just like all of your other art
121. That might explains why my legs are cold...
122. That nasty crease around his mouth, yeah, I was so fallin for that when I voted, oh yeah! :boogie:
123. That only happened ONE TIME. >:'C WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BRING IT UP.
124. That penis looks like the arm of a small child trying to crawl out.
125. That pun's older than America. Fie, fie I say!
126. "That's a big 'ol ball of poopie."
127. That's a mistranslation. It should say "Thou shalt not kill unless it suits thy purposes."
128. Thats a movie for babies.
129. That's because I ate them all.
130. “That's because today's generation would rather play on Tic Tack than respect amazing artists like Buddy, Ritchie, and Bopper.”
131. That's because you don't understand how analogies work.
132. Thats cause there's some epic shit in there. / I mean, it's got lepers, wars, smiteing, and a big crucifiction at the end.
133. Thats cultimp.
134. That's equation art - invented by me in December 03, and I'm still surprised no one had thought of it already.
135. That's highly unrealistic. So, when you invite someone over to your house for dinner, do you give up the right to kick him out, or does he now have the right to move in with you and eat all of your food?
136. THAT'S IT! I CAN'T TAKE IT!!! / Someone needs to nuke this guy! In a human-sized microwave! / SPLAT!
137. That's it, kids. Pack it up, game over.
138. that’s just my nightstand knife don’t worry
139. That's life, I'm afraid. Even kyoot floofy wulfs or dags with big eyez and other cute animals will try to kill you.
140. That's like using toast to beat up a bully.
141. that’s my personal pooping method
142. That’s my religion, my family’s religion, you’re a sin for calling names on God himself, you’re unforgiven
143. that's okay, we'll get the Bruins to beat you guys in the playoffs again. :pringles:
144. thats ok ...i never listen to advice anyhow
145. That's only because the word "smitten" has been corrupted by the term "smitten kitten" :shakefist:
146. that's only your personal opinion
147. That....... ......SOUNDS GREAT!! How are w gonna blow up the earth, I need ideas :K
148. That sounds like an awful lot of skin shedding :o
149. That sounds worse than the Jesus cheeseburger thingy.:p / I seriously just gave my mom the listing number. Let's hope she does something within 5h11m. XD
150. thats right, they're up in arms, and down in legs.......:slow:
151. Thats right your cooking up some trouble because you are still harassing me and I WILL CALL THE COPS but first what is your name
152. thats something I hate about the new DA. you can pussy out too easy
153. that's the most amazing typo in the entire world
154. That's the most common "pronounciation" at least. They say it could be any sound repeated thricely, so technically "cock cock cock" would suffice. Either way, they fucking rule.
155. Thats the problem with me. I want my mental issues, I want to be crazy. Dont say anything about that. Thats just me, Other people usually dont want to be insane.
156. thats the smart answers, u cant die just because u didnt have sex
157. That's triggering and I'm trying really hard to bite my tongue from a long response. Trigger explanation: Wanting death to capitalism or oligarchy or genocide or war or colonialism or a government, no prob. Death to a country, regardless of country, is nationalism (prejudice based on nations), and nationalism is triggering to me.
158. That's when the cannibalism started.
159. That's why America doesn't have any unicorns; we ground them up during the Great Depression for hamburger meat.
160. Thats why I love them. THERE COOL LOOKIN' KILLIN' MACHINES!!!
161. Thats why they glow. Whats more magical sparkly than a childs dreams? Much more tastey than tears and dead babies, dont u think?
162. That thing with the woman who was attacked by the wolves five/six years ago ... That's past not now That was a long time ago That's a weird excuse to come with in my opinion . . .
163. That was a nice April Fool's joke! How did you do it? (By spending a nice Sunday afternoon on this: 1. change the sendmail configuration table to deflect all mails for "moskvax" to my mailbox; 2. disable uucico; 3. post the article; 4. forge the article's header (also trying to take care of the time difference between Moscow and Amsterdam...); 5. re-enable uucico; 6. start up all connections to spread the article as quick as possible. [And that's where is almost went wrong: couldn't get a connection to decvax that whole day! Perhaps decvax playing April Fool on me???] That's all...) -- Piet Beertema explaining how he faked the USSR joining Usenet, 1984
164. That was far better than "You forgot Poland".
165. That was ironic in case you misunderstood :headbang:
166. That was so scarey... gave me goosebups
167. That whizzing sound is the joke going over your head.
168. That will be a concern if the world, y'know, starting warming again.
169. that will be fun. bringing that into fights/convosations. :P
170. That will be next year. :iconsittinonthetoiletplz:
171. That would be Doctor Blight. And she certainly wasn't sexy, even if she was kissing emo boys when she wasn't making the cartoon.
172. that would be my SIGNATURE... who's the moron, huh? and what is your problem anyways? I have fucking tool lyrics tattooed on my back. happy now? this doesn't belong here anyways...
173. That wouldn't make sense, since you'd have to put your paw in your mouth in order for it to be mawpaw. / Lol, wolfspeak.
174. <thcip> Answering Machine: Did you ever hear one of those corny, positive messages on someone's answering machine? "Hi, It's a great day and I'm out enjoying it right now. I hope you are too. The thought for the day is 'Share the love.'" Beep." "Uh, yeah...this is the VD clinic calling...Speaking of being positive, your test is back. Stop sharing the love"
175. THC The Heaving Creature
176. The 12 days of christmas. FIIIIVVVEEE HALADOOOLLL!
177. The #1 Terrorist of the world USA three reasons: 1: Misinforms and manipulates information 2: Destabilizes governments 3: It kills innocent civilians in the name of peace United States of America government it's and oil addict leaving manipulated by oil companies
178. The 4pm bird gets the weird and fucked up spider
179. The '90s? Yeah, I remember. Bosnia, Rwanda, Waco, Columbine... man.Tragic. ... Oh, you meant Sprite Remix. Yeah, that was LOL and Win.
180. The accused is entitled to the assistance of underpaid and indifferent counsel to negotiate his sentence, except where such sentence falls under manitory sentencing requirements.
181. The actual admins have been dead for years, the truth is that they left our world in the care of the custodians, who speak in their absence.
182. Thead hateing on myspace haters.
183. The air is poison and vegetables give you exploding intestine parasite that will explode your intestines
184. The alternative to work isn't just idleness. To be ludic is not to be quaaludic. -- from "The Abolition of Work" by Bob Black
185. The American economy, Wallstreet, all that jazz...
186. "The Amityvile Toaster. Makes breakfast spooky. Spooky talk from toaster. Spooky eat me toast. Yum yum yum."
187. The answer to this conundrum? DO A BARREL ROLL.
188. The anthro deer wakes up early in the morning. He gets out of bed, showers, earts a hearty breakfast, and decides to try on his new slip-on shoes. He puts them on, and pads out the door of his cabin, hidden deep in the forest.... -- Austin Wolfclaw sorry to interrupt, but shouldn't this be in the RP forum? carry on. -- FireGryphon *keels over* Sorry. -- Austin Wolfclaw
189. The anthro deer wakes up early in the morning. He gets out of bed, showers, earts a hearty breakfast, and decides to try on his new slip-on shoes. He puts them on, and pads out the door of his cabin, hidden deep in the forest.... sorry to interrupt, but shouldn't this be in the RP forum? carry on. *keels over* Sorry.
190. The ANUS Official Benefit Preferred Theft List Slow Children 100 pts. Radar detector 100 Woofers 200 Vibrator 200 Street Lights 1000 Police Flashers 1000 Cars 1000 Police Car 5000 A good day's score for 4 men/car: 6,000 and up Excellent: 20,000 God: 30,000 15-20 years: 50,000
191. The Army calls them "vertically deployed anti-personnel devices." You probably call them bombs.
192. The article did exactly what an April Fool's joke is supposed to do - make a lot of people act like fools, if only for a few minutes. -- reply to the kremvax April Fools post, Usenet, 1984
193. the asbestos fanbase, fans of asbestos, etc, have been treated like stray dogs in the comments section for far too long
194. The Asshole Button
195. The asshole of the US. Minnesota. Literally smells like buttpucker.
196. the author's barely disguised personality disorder
197. the authors open fetish that complements the themes of their work
198. The average American can tolerate up to 5 roaches per week in his home.
199. The average mage doesn’t shower, for he uses his own aged sweat as ingredience for more powerful potions.
200. the beautiful girls are on SSRIs you can't even pronounce
201. The bed broke, the cops came, no homsapians were hurt, just bruised.
202. the best part about browsing a deviant art gallery is seeing the artist literally not improve at all over many years and hundreds of images.
203. The best part is when he drops the toilet on the Russian.
204. The best thing is the lyric "...alphabetically the second to last state" when Washington is clearly the fourth to last. Apparently neither West Virginia or Wisconsin are real states.
205. The best though, is that it was like destiny caught ahold of his joke of a name and decided to keep it up by making him die on Highway 69.
206. the Bible is full of violence, sex, and gross descriptions (there's at least one reference to people eating their own feces!)
207. the black cow is actually brown and the white one yellow - this is a black and white scene! so the answer is the white one has been spray painted!!!! woohoo!!!! ;-)
208. The Black Hole paled in comparison to the secret stage on route 3. Y'know, the one with flying paper airplanes and a slot machine for a boss....
209. The black smoke is my soul.
210. THE BRAIN IS NOT A GLAND.
211. The bulls should be robots, then it will be fair :)
212. the cambrian period was like 10 years ago
213. The cannibals had an automatic spell protecting their girl-butchering cave
214. The cashier at Walmart commented about my all organic produce. She said, 'I bought some of that but it didn't taste better to me. Too expensive.' I replied, 'It's cheaper than chemo.' She looked at me with a shocked expression and started to tear up. Then she told me about a family member who had cancer. Everyone in line behind me started looking at their baskets with more attention. I didn't mean to make her cry, but I made five people think about what they were eating. Maybe ....
215. THE CAT BUS ONLY HAS 50K, WHICH ARE ALL HIGHWAY MILES AS I DROVE IT TO WORK 2 DAYS A WEEK AND THAT WAS IT.
216. the cause of that mushroom cloud
217. The cave man had to learn it all by itself,(till there) so school will be only an economic act.
218. THE CIA CAN NEVER TAKE MY MEDICINAL POND WATER
219. <The_Cold> I wish it was the end of January. <Tenchi147> it is <Tenchi147> in japan... <Tenchi147> in japan it's the year 2025 <The_Cold> I wish it was the end of january in North America. <Tenchi147> it is <Tenchi147> in canada <Tenchi147> it's like 1805 in canada
220. The comment is from half a year before their reply. And in the first response to them, I did state that I didn't want to discuss this. I can't just ignore people, it goes against my raisin', lol. If someone speaks to me I respond, at least once.
221. The Condom shop in Brisbane had those too. (Love Giraffe, Love Pandas, Love Dolphins, ...)
222. The cool thing about thrift stores is that adult diapers are always dirt-cheap when they have them!
223. THE COP GROWLS "TAKE OFF TH OSE JEANS, CITIZEN." I COMPLY, REVEALING THE FULL LENGTH DENIM TATTOOS ON BOTH LEGS. THE COP SCREAMS; DEFEATED
224. The cowboy hat is brown. The wolf is a gray rubber wolf.
225. The crappiest pieces of TRASH to defy the world of comics
226. the creepy level has risen
227. the critics are raving
228. the crumbs aren't actually ant food anyway! the ants gather crumbs to feed their domesticated fungus. they have farms. they eat the fungus and bring organic matter for the fungus to eat. and theyre not terrible they're lovely.
229. THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.
230. The dark lord himself!! :squee: I will be your reptile servant now and for ever! How's business?
231. The dark sucker theory proves the existance of dark suckers as well as proving that dark is heaver than light.
232. The death of King Edward VI lead to World War I!
233. The Definitive NYC Farter's Guide
234. The delicate balance that is my ballsack
235. the democratic republic of meet 'n fuck
236. The desperate desire to be healthy overshadowed by the sheer force of a hamburger
237. The devil put fossils here to test our faith in God. And scientists are Satan's cronies attempting to make you lose all faith. HAIL GOD! Fossils are EEVIIILLL!! ~Aurie
238. The dinosaurs didn't "rule the Earth", they were just alive. Stop giving them credit for administrative skills they almost certainly did not have.
239. "The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing."
240. The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.
241. The doctor told me professional wrestling wasn't real, but what the hell does he know?
242. the dog says woof see say buttons
243. the dogs playing poker painting is ranom wacky bullshit, it is now considered not good by me, and i have made the decision to not look at it
244. the drain emptied my tortures away to the nearest wastewater treatment plant where the solution undoubtably turned into some foul pain-spawn of evil burbling proportions that would later wreak havoc on Chinatown, only to be defeated by Godzilla or an oversized Mr.T.
245. The dreaded Ring of Fire...
246. the dream of a cyberwizard: smoke and mirror mind cloud projections thundering slow and silent like the heartbeat of a glittering crystal motherboard in the sky. electrobutterflies drifting over fields of hypnocircuits and forests of dendritic rods of lightning. deep in the hollow vein of the system, the fluttering heart of a gentle slumbering processor, incubating its newborn ones and zeroes. the whole world spins positives and negatives in stormy reverie
247. The dyke never feels remorse or shame for what she has done.
248. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
249. The earth changes cake is not completely baked.
250. The earth is a hollow sphere, and WE LIVE INSIDE IT. Everything else in the universe is in here with us -- planets, comets, stars -- everything. What's outside the sphere? Nothing.
251. The Earth is flat. It is shaped in the form of a pentagon, and thus has five corners.
252. The economy's falling apart! Oh noes!
253. The effectiveness of poop jokes starts off high in your early years and then plummets in your early teens. As you grow out or your teens we see a gradual increase in the effectiveness of poop jokes until the ripe age of 50, where they’re now the funniest jokes you’ve ever heard - this is also correlated with a gradual loss of pride.
254. the email can’t reach us here
255. The End of Literature
256. the energy crisis has been solved
257. The experiement was a failure. It is impossible to drink enough liquor to make you start drawing like Kelly Price.
258. The fact that wolves sometimes kill people makes me love them even more.
259. the fart of god
260. The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.
261. the FBI will go: on the floor on the floor, on the fuckin floor, you got banana, you got banana? is charls in there? thank you maam
262. The feature that allows me to poke llama's in the face.
263. The feeling of c_ck in you was overwhelming and before your first orgasm could even subside, you had another. I kissed your face. We cleaned up and went and got take-out.
264. The feminist pervert is a lonely but righteous path.
265. the femme would become the mistress of the dyke.
266. THE FENG SHUI OF THIS WEBSITE IS FUCKED
267. The fiddle wasn't invented until centuries after the fall of Rome.
268. The file you requested does not exist. We apologize for any trouble, inconvenience, heartbreak, migraines, difficulty in sleeping, vague unfocused angst, roiling hostility, unexpected drops in barometric pressure, surliness in yourself or your co-workers, mouth sores, sexual dysfunction, unwanted celebrity, or distant howling on the very edge of your range of hearing that this may have caused.
269. The first fact to face is that Unix was not developed with security, in any realistic sense, in mind... -- Dennis Ritchie, "On the Security of Unix", quoted in "A Tour of the Worm", 1988
270. the first high-energy collisions are planned to take place after the LHC is officially unveiled on 21 October 2008. So we might die then.
271. The first person to choose the word "yiff" gets strapped to a rabid boar set loose in a minefield.
272. the first rule about Guns is to Respect The Guns. NEVER let your dog lick the Guns. and don't point the Guns at anything unless it is bad
273. The first time you chill on the block
274. the flaming lips i can be a frog
275. The Furry Fandom / Where Men are Men, / and So are the Women & the Foxes & the Wolves & the Coyotes & the Lions & the Tigers & the Mice & the Rabbits & the Bears & the Dragons / And the Sheep & Dogs & Horses are all nervous
276. the Gamecube, which can survive a nuclear bomb hit and still start up.
277. The girls in these advertisements had the particular quality of not resembling human beings at all. There is some heavy airbrushing going on here. [...] The curious thing about this girl is that she appears to be falling over backward for no discernible reason. -- Cropduster zine #1, 1992, reviewing YM magazine
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279. The government,prisoners,rapists,teorrists,and assholes.
280. The grave spinning of countless corpses says otherwise. Poor things still haven't managed to affect others :(
281. The greatest source of energy in this capitalist world. ALL HAIL FRIES!!!! :la:
282. the grown ups are talking... shhhhh.
283. The guide to ordering at a deli
284. The guy didn't even habla Inglese! I think I might be beat here..... Justt eat me and get it over with! :iconmeatwadplz:
285. TheGypsyPrincess: I didnt say they had it coming to them! A family member of mine works in a fertility clinic and sees a ton of women who cannot get pregnant because they had abortions when they were younger. I totally respect your opinon, i just ask that you respect mine. Also, why is you deviant ID vomiting? it has been entertaining me for a while now. paramoreSUCKS: You call me a murderer and then ask me to respect your opinion. Are you fucking serious?
286. The happiest meal on the planet. PANCAKES!
287. The harbringer of rampant politcal-correctness.
288. THE HERBAL INGREDIENTS IN THIS PACKAGE WILL INCREASE YOUR REVENUE PROJECTIONS BY 3" AND CLEAN THE INNER WALLS OF YOUR INTESTINES.
289. The hernia monster hopped to the floor and scrambled down the hallway of the surgery wing. Several strange disappearances of hospital patients and staff occurred shortly after the monster escaped. The monster was never seen again.
290. The Hidden Leftist Politics of My Toys
291. The hills of Austria were alive with the sound of music, and boy, my gut was alive with the sound of digesting Vienna sausages
292. the hogflogger is in the house
293. the holy quest to git gud
294. The hometown grim reaper…
295. "The homosexual filth"
296. The human digestive system is not 100% efficient. No system is. I have had a method of filtering and re-prepping my stools for consumption. I estimate that I can survive, meal wise, off USD$0.75 per day purely by sifting, straining, rinsing, and dry baking the contents of each and every stool, then mixing with filler material such as seasoned corn meal.
297. the impact smashed me like some fecal-laden pinata.
298. The Indians would paddle their canoes very little and not very deeply if they were going in the direction of flow of dark so as not to slow it down.
299. the infamous one has entered
300. The inside of my shirt is itchy and I’m at work kill everyone
301. The instant I saw you I knew I would do anything, absolutely anything, to come up with the perfect lie to get you to fuck me. I mean that straight from my heart too.
302. the internet is done for
303. THE INTERNET IS FULL. GO AWAY!
304. "The Internet. Isn't that that thing with them nasty pictures?"
305. The internet is serious business.
306. The internet is serious business!!!!!!111
307. the internet is the last free place on earth, and even now a huge proportion of it is under control by the evil censor monkeys...cough youtubg cough.
308. the internet is very vast and large you should explore it sometime. Also kill time with a fork
309. the internet lets you connect with people from all over the world which is really amazing i know this is old news im just having a moment
310. The internet would be such a boring place without Asperger's syndrome...
311. The inventor of the MCMUFFIN! He is gone! I never even KNEW that a single person deserved the credit for such a greasefully wonder accomplishment! / Just look at him! Doesn't he make you hungry?! / Rest in peace, Herb Peterson. :(
312. Their reaction to losing yet again was priceless!
313. The is an OutRage. Stupid. Intolernce. At its finest. Suppresion of Protestors
314. TheItch: Dude, funniest thing ever! TheItch: I walk into the bathroom at work, walk up to a urinal, and get ready to... you know. TheItch: From one of the stalls, I hear a low rumble, which escalates to a groan, and then to a roar. TheItch: What follows can only be described as the most vile and putrid sounds of human excretion in history. This man apparently pooped out his intestines. TheItch: Moments later, I hear from the same stall, "Oh god! Someone CALL AN AMBULANCE!" TheItch: Now, this is an executive restroom at a private bank, and the door has a number lock on it, so it's not some kid trying to be funny. And the man sounded genuinely distressed. TreesSneezing: lmao! What did you do? TheItch: Suppressed my laughter as best as I could, zipped up and got the hell out of there.
315. The "JB" is for "Jelly Belly".
316. The Ketchup Prop Law: / You're either seriously injured or in rare cases, be in a state of near-death, even when you've coughed up blood around 3 times the total amount of blood you carry from within your body.
317. "the key to making that steak sizzle is to get a nice dry rub from your dry rub man, and prayer. prayer fucking owns" - sun tzu or some shit
318. the kid in the background stayed over one night and never left
319. the lady doth scream at the top of her lungs too much
320. The Laffer Curve strikes again.
321. \ THE LAMEST BLACK METAL BAND IN THE WORLD SITTING IN A LAPTOP CIRCLE ALL HEADBANGING AND LEAVING MEAN REVIEWS FOR CHURCHES ON YELP /
322. The last bit of my childhood innocence, DESTROYED.
323. The last tumbleweed has died in captivity
324. The Law of Sword Cuts: When a vertical object is cut in half with a horizontal-like slash, the top half must slide along the cut for at least three seconds.
325. the left testicle is for logic and forward thinking and the right testicle is for creativity and art
326. the legendary wizard known as eight testicleratazom
327. "The lesser of two evils is still evil and the enemy of my enemy is not my friend." Penn Jillette
328. The letter contained naked d00ds? Why don't I ever get awesome mail like this?
329. The liberals are making bubba Gump shrimp co VEGAN
330. The Life of Jesus Christ: The Lost Episode
331. The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
332. The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.
333. the long unix nightmare is over
334. the lord of the books of the fifty five arse hymens of stone
335. the Los Angeles Ants have signed ants to a 10 year 1000000000 crumb contract
336. The lovemaking lasts for two hours, with the passion getting hotter with each new form to fill out and sign. You've never been fired like this before, not with this much pent-up passion and urgency. You feel like you're being fired everywhere, all at once. After the heat is passed, you go home, satisfied. You pass out, exhasted from the furious firing session from earlier. You wake up the next morning, jobless, yet ready to call for Unemployment with a resolve that you hadn't had before. It's an addiction, but an addiction that you have no intention of kicking. You can't wait until you are fired again.
337. the lust penis
338. THE MAD CAT WILL FUCK YOU UP HARD
339. The Magic Nine Factors That Cause the "Seattle Chill"
340. The main issue with abortion is that TOO MANY GODDAMN DA FORUM THREADS ARE ABOUT IT.
341. The main point is, you shouldn't have sex with animals.
342. The MAN's way. Blindfolded, shirtless, hanging from a cliff, and using only the middle finger.
343. The McDonald's drivethru microbiome. Predator: big trucks. Prey: sedans. Bugs: birds. Food: mcdonalds. God: mcdonald worker. Weather: light up sign. Grass: pavement. Water: grass
344. The Meatrix has you. / Had to say that.. / My general opinion of meat is that of Fat Bastard's: 'Get in my belly.' / Though I will hardly touch pork.
345. "The Meow Mix That Eats Like A Meal" / "How Do You Eat Your Meow Mix" / "Fall Into The Meow Mix" / "Gee, Your Meow Mix Smells Terrific"
346. the mexigan jumping bean
347. The Midwest is perfectly suited for a new Buddhist kingdom
348. The mighty sloshing of pee in my feet terrifies the hardest of criminals
349. THE MISSION PEOPLE WILL DRINK WINE COOLAH'S AND THE MARINA PEOPLE WILL DRINK JANGLE (OLDE ENGLISH AND GRAPE SODA).
350. The Monologue Rule- No matter how fucked up the good guy is, the bad guy will always allow him to catch his breath and stand up to fight again. And they always talk mad shit while allowing this to happen. Just break their neck and move on!!
351. The Monster Manual but it's blatantly written by the monsters
352. the monsters haven't turned blue yet, and I have to eat more dots.
353. The most advanced piece of technology you will ever pee on!
354. The most dangerous thing you can do when you are broke is cook a terrible tasting meal because no matter how horrible it taste you gotta eat that shit
355. THE MOST DELICIOUS CHOCOLATE DRINK IN THE FUCKING WORLD!!!
356. The most Egyptian song I know is "Walk Like an Egyptian." *Fails at Life"
357. the most frightening bsod
358. THE MOST IMPORTANT VIDEO EVER MADE ...is not the ridiculous pile of offal you posted about mindlessly.
359. THE MOST MAJESTICEST OF THEM ALL
360. the most solid benefit to owning your own pool is that you get to keep all the animals that drown in it
361. The movies are as old as SHIT but really good. I'm still watching them today XD. Is it a good movie? Or does it suck BALLS? :headbang:
362. Then again, who am I or the judicial system to argue against the claims made by a roadside memorial?
363. The naked mole-rat in a swinsuit though...
364. The name is such a mockery.
365. & Then a weird guy appear
366. then DO NOT take any medication EVER. when you get a clap from being a whore DO. NOT get the antibiotics to keep your shit from rotting off. DO. FUCKING. NOT.
367. Then don't have sex you fucking idiots
368. The next message you send will get reported as spam. You have been warned.
369. The next person to say "draw porn" is going to get branded the biggest twat and get mailed a boot up their ass.
370. The nineties piss me off to no extent.
371. THEN I REMEMBER I NOMINATED FOR GOOD CITIZEN AWARD FOR ME GOOD WORK WITH KID WHAT WEAR HOCKEY HELMET ALL TIME.
372. Then it does not exist because everything is on the internet.
373. Then it is obviously the WILL OF THE GODS! :iconfrageplz: that you should read it.
374. Then it's their own fault for being a prostitute.
375. Then It will ask your full name (exp:Smith, John J.) Note:it doesn't have to be the correct name of the credit card you have. But if you have the persons name of the credit card your using then use that name. ( just make up middle initial, if you dont have it). I even used Fred Flintstone and it worked! -- TIC Inc's guide to defrauding GEnie, 1987
376. then Jack would be like "who are you people?"
377. Then kill a human for us.
378. Then... MAY YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE! *poof*
379. Then micheal jackson came into the story and he picked the guy up and held him over the railing like he was about to let him fall
380. Then my balls will have officially dropped; that would be my lucky day!!
381. then some one asked / "don't Genuises Grant wishes?" / then i shot him in the head with a HeadOn gun / "HeadOn,Shoot Derectly on the Forehead"
382. Then stop, put a puzzled look on your as if you're thinking, "Wait, THIS isn't my car!", shake your head and walk off. See how long the person will follow you before they get pissed.
383. Then they brought the bunny into a dark room and jamed him in a cage. / Then. / They went shoping.
384. Then they would be like "Oh! soy milk. Perhaps we can sell this on EBay like the Virgin Mary toast!" and tehy look behind it and *whump...* wow. Guitars.
385. Then we must duel to the death with knives. Knives with knives attached to them. There can also be fire and an angel chorus playing Freebird.
386. then we shoot the ugly ones!
387. Then what are you going to do eat the picture? lol
388. then why did you start a thread on it?
389. the n word for autistic people 😭😭😭
390. then you are not from this planet and shall be destroyed by cornholio with a metal trash can
391. Then you are not living. Ha! I love it when I imagine bull shit!
392. Then you're probably gonna be considered scene. Cause those twinkie dancers wear ALOT of bright hair colors and clothes. B(
393. THEN YOU WILL MEET ME AT THE WORLD'S SMALLEST DIGITAL CAMERA WITH $30,000 IN CORAL CALCIUM.
394. The offices are like cesspools where you drown in self-pity.
395. the ogre warlord situation is actually very nuanced
396. The Ojibwe nailed it. Wawa is exactly the right name for a goose.
397. The oldest corporation in the United States? / Harvard University. / Putting a price on your education since the 17th century.
398. The one that I remember the most besides the damned owls is the "OMG ninjas vs pirates!!1" crap.
399. the one with the better stache--guess i'll vote national socialist this year.
400. "the online left" = "one or more posts ive seen"
401. The only book in hell is the driver's ed manual.
402. The only cartoon you'll see in hell is the Smurfs.
403. The only domesticated birds I knew where my mom's, and they tried to kill me for no reason... I hated that thing... It was an asshole...
404. the only good person in peta is my cousin.
405. The only people who will enjoy this are sick, SICK! They need a treatment of depraved and childish material to satsify the various neurotic and psychotic disorders that they have been plagued with since, probably, their early adolescense. [...] Mental illness is a euphoric, a wave-length for whatever God there is to communicate with, a divine microphone. -- "We Need Your THORAZINE!", SOSHUTUP! zine #1
406. The only thing I noticed in the video is these men have very small dicks.
407. the only thing the yaoi fangirls will be shipping during the zombie apocalypse will be the zombies
408. The only thing you got right was "I'm totally not seeing the significance." LOL!
409. The only time I refused a drink I didn't understand the question.
410. the only true form of punk is cooking dogs into mustard gravy
411. The only video game in hell is Pong. . . and it's out of order.
412. Theoretically I'm distantly related to the Churchill line. :iconlolpardonplz:
413. THE ORIGINAL PLAYSTATION: THE LAKE!
414. Theory of evolution mothafucka. :iconyeahplz:
415. The other day in English, my teacher described Othello as African-American. :|
416. The paranormal ogre ceaselessly terrify victims with gruesome torture methods
417. The password is "Desmond" case is important. Then use the numbers
418. The pear is god!! i say!!!! and stop being scared else it will eat you while you sleep... it knows where you live
419. The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go so I ran over him.
420. The people there wore shirts and ties and didn't wear head bands or cowboy hats.
421. "The people who have written the subtitles have been sacked." "The people who sacked the people who have written the subtitles have been sacked." "But still, a moose bite does hurt like a bitch!"
422. the pepperoni should be small and form grease cups. enough said.
423. The PGR are accepting new members .... go get you some!
424. the place down the street as a little Italian guy on it holding a huge peperoni stick with a big ass grin on his face. The way he holding it makes it look like something else
425. The plot involves "valkyries" (which really look more like harpies) and the underworld and crap. I'm pretty sure the game didn't have anything to do with mythology.
426. The plz account usage would suggest not. :iconurhappyplz:
427. The point is to scare the shit outta the demons, not give them a boner. America's just going downhill...
428. The porn theater next door.
429. the primary ingredient is something called "olean" which I have since learned is Latin for "Unwashable & Indestructible Ass Grease."
430. ...the Pringles Man jumped out of your toilet? Pringles Man -> :iconpringlesplz: Of course, he has a body. Of some sort. You are there when this occurs.
431. the problem is that he load his gun now and he told me that he'll shot at me. i have a gun too, what should i do?
432. The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
433. *The psychiatrist said it was an excellent session. He even gave me this jaw restraint so I won't bite things when I am startled.
434. The psychological thriller of figuring out what you want and what you’re going to do about it
435. The purpose of America is to produce maximal quantitties of an animal called "corn" which is delicious yellow seeds that hurt you to eat them. On sometimes the seeds was other colors and have nutrience inside (good) but there's been a whole 500-year project to make it bad instead.
436. The Ramses brand condom is named after the great pharaoh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children.
437. THERAPOD/SHARK/SNAKE/ELEPHANT LOVER 4 LIFE
438. The reanimated head of Richard Nixon.
439. there are also a few others where they have the actor eating a banana and saying banana at the same time, LOL.
440. There are endless possibilities when you have a toddler and a barbecue.
441. There are literally a million better ways you could incorporate your ass crack into a tatoo.
442. There are millions of starving people in the world. There are millions of stray cats and dogs. Do the math people. Makes sense to me. What do you think?
443. There are no photos of real humans involved in explicit sexuality on this site. Women holding weapons are simply posing and not involved in sadistic or masochistic abuse.
444. there are no stakes and no ones going to ever die
445. there are not enough heart emoticons IN THE WORLD
446. There are only so many tomorrows. So do whatever you want NOW!!!
447. There are some fucking ignorant Americans out there, it's called satire you fucking simian throwbacks!!!!!
448. There are some very strange people in there with the computers.
449. there are terrorist,i've never heard about a terrorist animal
450. THERE ARE TWO SIDES TO EVERY STORY, AND YOUR SIDE SUCKS
451. The recruiter told me my menstrual cycle would attract hawks and the hawks would get pulled into the jet engine
452. There HAS to be a guy equivalent of PMS....
453. THE REIGN OF HEYDRICH'S DOUCHNAGGERY BEGINS.NOW!
454. There is a band called Hatebeak fronted by a parrot. I did not make that up.
455. there is a demon in your house named CARBON MONOXIDE. he enchants your mind with confusion and your body with exhaustion. you need to call a powerful exorcist named HVAC TECHNICIAN
456. There is a down side though, things that seemed funny the night before don't seem so funny the next day :(
457. There is a man wounding people using psychic powers in chicago. At irving park and clark. He is using telepathy to throw peoples dogs around. I just saw four beautiful expensive huskies get turned into a red mist
458. There is a Maths teacher who would call tests "knowledge parties". NOT. FUNNEH.
459. There is an ogre on the loose in chicago
460. there is a riot outside my window
461. There is a signifigant difference between spamming and argueing with someone.
462. There is literally no reason to be embarrassed or ashamed. You're among friends, I have drawn this man's insides as well as his <b><i>SHITTY ASSHOLE</i></b>
463. there is literally so much drama happening inside of a lava lamp
464. There is no drug on earth that can replicate the absolute euphoria of hitting a writing flow state at 2:00 AM. You aren't even typing anymore. You are a vessel. You are a channel for the gods. The characters are speaking directly into your brain and you're just the stenographer trying to keep up. You feel like you could fight a bear. You feel like you invented the alphabet
465. "There is no faq. People would use it if it existed, what do think they are? Retarded?" :hmm:
466. There is no God, your argument is invalid.
467. There is no gravity, only inertia. The Earth moves through space like a giant elevator.
468. There is nothing intelligent about inacuarate music being played haphazardly in odd intervals with no point whatsoever! And someone writting the play "The Sounds of Music" before the war? Give me a FUCKING break!
469. There is usually some vague concept based off of reality, then they come up with the world's most outlandish stories to try to explain it. The people who write them are quite talented and creative.
470. There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.
471. There known for eating a pig from the dooter, to the snooter, nothing wasted.
472. The remaining sour-seeming gummy has morphed into a jazzy flask called the Sour Pillow. Gideon wore the Sour Pillow around his neck during his overnight sleep with some dragon-related dreams.
473. The REmake. / God damn fucking shitting dick nipple Crimson Head shit. Fuck.
474. there needs to be with that has to do with mario (posted 4 times in a row, verbatim)
475. the rent is too damn high
476. there once was an admin called shutdown he decided to go and hump a clown he bit off his dick into millions of bits and then flew off to britain in a gown (i couldnt think of a last line.....)
477. there r so many good images . internets crazy
478. theres a 1000 dollars in front of you. youre free to take it but if you do every dead bug on earth comes back to life. Do you take it Yes No
479. There's a 100% chance this is a homework help thread. :no:
480. There's a billboard near my office and every day I pass it I swear it says, "Your common curse for everyday global warming." It actually says "cure." But...yeah...fuck global warming! :shakefist:
481. THERE'S A BOMB ON THIS THREAD!! :iconamericaplz:
482. There's a bug somewhere in your code.
483. There's a dead body outside my house
484. There's a guy in this forum who will take any chance he can to complain about the first Assassin's Creed.
485. There's a Jet Dry commercial where the spigot where you pour dish soap in moves like a mouth and tells you about Jet Dry.
486. theres also a fox/cat/thing jerking on their shout page......wtf?O_o
487. There's also one called Caninus fronted by dogs. / Bet they do awesome death growls.
488. THERE'S A PLASTIC BAG OVER THE TOILET LIKE IT'S A GUNSHOT VICTIM AT THE MORGUE.
489. there's been an accident at the explosion factory
490. There's even a wolf version of rule 34!
491. THERE'S FURRIES ON MY CEREAL BOX / MORNING WOOD GET IT HALUGHALUGHALUH OH GOD THE MULTICOLORED DICKS
492. there should be an elephant species that’s parasitic
493. There should be a "report image" button instead of "Add to favorites".
494. there should be coming of age stories for people turning
495. there should be more ballsucking, like in general
496. there's like a thousand ways for a shower to work and you wouldn't even imagine half of them until you have to take a shower at a new place
497. There's no telling what religion or belief is right or wrong and we probably won't find out until the day we die, so until then let's just wait..............................................................................................................wanna eat?
498. There's no telling what religion or belief is right or wrong... so until then let's just wait..............wanna eat? / what are we eating? / bonefish grill. their shrimp is delicious
499. There's nothing mature about the way you act, but there's no point in educating those that refuse to learn. I don't deny that bad things happen. I know what animals go through. And I know what a lot of people go through because in a lot of cases I've had to witness it myself. My first dog was rescued from a medical testing lab, I spent a week with boy I'd never met before in my house because he was gay and his mother kicked him out, I have a sever stomach problem that causes vomiting if I eat certain vegetables, I've woken up with no food, no money, and no water with nothing but pills to keep me going through the hunger pains, I've had to go outside and find the corpse of my rabbit Snowball in my yard after a fox dragged him out of his pen and I've had a great relationship with horse who's eye was carved out by it's old owner (His name is Beck, he's at a special shelter called F.R.I.E.N.D.S). If all you can do is call someone an "Anti-wolfer" Because despite living through all this horror they dare to state an opposing opinion, whatever the reason, than what's the point in trying to make you see otherwise? Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance. Confucius
500. There’s nothing we can do, Governor. His last meal request was Olive Garden’s never ending pasta bowl.
501. there's no time to explain. get in the pea.
502. There's people with arms that are bleeding.. . . There's people with no eyes, and they're bleeding from their eyes. There's people that's got no noses! And there's people that got ears cut off. . . . An-n-n-n . . . and there's people with missing fing. . .
503. theres this amazing green plant that makes girls do some awesome crap to each other when they smoke it
504. There's this guy who hangs out under the streetlamp outside my place at 2am. He's all like "Psst! Hey buddy, wanna buy a squirrel?" and opens his trenchcoat revealing the wares within...
505. there there girl. now take a sip of the diet coke. there you go. easy now
506. The Return of Jesus' Jugs - w4m
507. There was a young lady of Erskine, Who had a remarkably fair skin. When I said to her, "Mabel, You look, nice in your sable," She replied, "I look best in my bare skin".
508. there was so much pus that it could have filled up an industrial sized jar of mayonaise that some fatso would buy at costco. true story. and i have more.
509. there was this kid that was in my class waaaaaaaay back in 2nd grade, and he thought he was a dragon from another planet that came to earth. Dumb ass. XD
510. THE RICHES OF A THOUSAND KINGS AWAITS!!!
511. THE RICHES OF A THOUSAND KINGS AWAITS!!! This machine has not been officially documented, certified, guaranteed, licensed or approved by any organization, government, association of any kind.
512. THER IS ONY 200 LEFT IN THER WILD. WOLFES ARE INNOKENT AND THEY NVER ATTCK PEOPLE. HUMANS ARE EVL STOOPID!!!
513. THE ROLLING STONES - [...] "Beast of Burden" is a song of sado-masochism and many of their songs deal with occult themes. [...] [COMMENT: I can't think of anything sado-masochistic about "Beast of Burden".] -- from the PMRC's list of dangerous rock musicians, 1985
514. "Thertainly do, you big bear of a trucker. Baby bear ith wearing hith tail, too."
515. the sadism will continue until your disposition toward my posts improves
516. The sad thing is, the bull would still have been killed. At least that greasy bastard got a taste of his own medicine.
517. the same has been said of fernando's bland sandwiches, and right now, a crowd gathers outside vivcorp headquarters, chanting "pr's bad"
518. The scary crap is that cows and deer killed as much humans as sharks. / and coconuts kill even more people than sharks!
519. The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.
520. The scream of a woman murdered while the song was recorded ;3
521. these are just words if u are easily upset don't read them they don't reflect anything i want to actually do and don't endorse anyone to do anything illegal (in other words i do not and am not going to do myself or encourage others to do anything that might harm themselves or others) i hate writing this but the internet/BBS's have become so policed of late....
522. these comments are gold. singlehandedly ending the recession here, man. oh god.
523. THESE COMMENTS MUST BE STOPPED OH MY GOD PEOPLE HAVE OPINIONS THAT AREN'T FAVORABLE!!!
524. The second coming of RADICAL, dude!
525. The second time you face Evrae on FFX: Item... Phoenix Down... Target: Evrae. Evrae: "Urg? AAAAAAAAAARGH!" Nuff said.
526. The second you have sex Is when you invite that person to stay for 9 months
527. The secret life of an american whore
528. the secret -- to becoming a content genius -- is that you have to be able to name every font face on the planet while being water boarded
529. these hoes are cornfed
530. These jokes are about as funny as a helicoptor with an ejector seat!
531. “These people are literally rotting alive-” “Awesome send it”
532. These people are the reason we NEED the death penalty!
533. THESE PILLS MUST BE TRANSFERED TO YOUR ACCOUNT USING A HAND-HELD ORGANIZER WHICH MAY BE OBTAINED FROM A FREE GOVERNMENT-AUCTION WEB SITE.
534. THESE PILLS WILL NOT ONLY MAKE YOU LOOK 3" LONGER, THEY WILL GET RID OF YOUR FLEAS AND TICKS FOR GOOD!
535. These threads are awesome.
536. The setting is Ohio State University about six or seven years ago in a huge lecture hall (approximately 1000 students) for a Calculus final. The professor was one of those guys who would stand at the front of the class and yell out how much time was remaining before the end of a test, a real charmer. During this final, one guy needing a decent grade to pass the class hardly flinched when the professor said "pencils down." Five minutes turned into ten, ten into twenty, twenty into forty...almost an hour after the test was "officially over," the student finally put down his pencil, gathered up his work, and headed to the front of the hall to submit his final. "What do you think you're doing?" the professor asked. "Turning in my exam," retorted the student confidently. "I'm afraid I have some bad news for you," the professor gloated, "Your exam is an hour late. You've FAILED it." The student smiled slyly and asked the professor "Do you know who I am?" "What?" replied the professor gruffly. The student rephrased the question mockingly, "Do you know what my name is?" "NO," snarled the professor. The student looked the professor dead in the eyes and said slowly, "I didn't think so," as he lifted up one of the stacks of exams half way, shoved his test neatly into the center of the stack, let the stack fall burying his test in the middle, turned around and walked casually out of the huge lecture hall.
537. the shape cuck shooting his shapes at me
538. The shitting of a fucked up crap
539. “The Sink Is Not a Place to Wash your BALLS"
540. the sky is angry at us
541. The smell of burning trash and gasoline turns me on.
542. the snail in my ear told me to bite a chunk of flesh from your arm u chill with that?
543. the songs make me want to crucify my testicles
544. The sound of dracula music fills the halls
545. <the_Speed_Bump> I have a severe, irrational phobia against midgets with red hair who wear black trenchcoats and sell kitchen cleaners in back alleys behind hotels whose names start with the letter 'U'. <the_Speed_Bump> Every day is a struggle.
546. the stillness and secrecy of night is really so special to me. I HATE SUNLIGHT
547. The sun hung low in the sky, and my thoughts hung even lower.
548. The Superego, obviously!
549. THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!
550. The Suzy-Q is a typical example of mimicry in the natural world. Resembling a food item, it lies in wait in its natural habitat, the grocery store shelf. Then it dives down the throat of the unsuspecting victim, gagging it. The Suzy-Q now turns itself inside out like a feeding starfish, and digests the victim with its potent creme filling.
551. - The sword fight law - / EVERYTHING, and that means everything cut in half has to explode, be it a person or box of pillows. / - Law of matter - / Everything you learned in physics class can and will be broken during a fight.
552. The thin bread crust. Pizza delivery is twice as dangerous as being a cop. Salute the real troops.
553. The thing is, the USA didn't even exist in Shakespeare's time. And Othello was set in ITALY. Is he an African-Italian now? :\
554. The Time I Lost Control of My Bowels on the Water Slide
555. The time-tested method of "Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
556. The toilet exploded and now there's shit everywhere!
557. the tongue is the human body's most powerful tooth
558. the tornadoes should be taking shelter from me
559. The trees from which the paper in the books was made did not consent.
560. the trick is to eat a yummy sandwich at a strange time of the day.
561. The trolling is still a bit weak wit you young one.
562. The Twelve Commandments of Flaming: 1. Make things up about your opponent: It's important to make your lies sound true. Preface your argument with the word "clearly." "Clearly, Brian Hillis is a racist, and a dirtball to boot." 2. Be an armchair psychologist: You're a smart person. You've heard of Freud. You took a psychology course in college. Clearly, you're qualified to psychoanalyze your opponent. 3. Cross-post your flames: Everyone on the net is just waiting for the next literary masterpiece to leave your terminal. Therefore, post everywhere. 4. Conspiracies abound: If everyone's against you, the reason can't *possibly* be that you're a #anatomypart@. There's obviously a conspiracy against you, and you will be doing the entire net a favor by exposing it. 5. Lawsuit threats: Threatening a lawsuit is always considered to be in good form. 6. Force them to document their claims: Even if Ralph Gagliano states outright that he likes tomato sauce on his pasta, you should demand documentation. If Newsweek hasn't written an article on Ralph's pasta preferences, then Ralph's obviously lying. 7. Use foreign phrases: French is good, but Latin is the lingua franca of flaming. You should use the words "ad hominem" at least three times per article. 8. Tell 'em how smart you are: Why use intelligent arguments to convince them you're smart when all you have to do is tell them? 9. Accuse your opponent of censorship. It is your right as an American citizen to post whatever the hell you want to the net (as guaranteed by the 37th Amendment, I think). 10. Doubt their existence: You've never actually seen your opponent, have you? And since you're the center of the universe, you should have seen them by now, shouldn't you? Therefore, THEY DON'T EXIST! 11. Lie, cheat, steal, leave the toilet seat up. 12. When in doubt, insult: At some point during your wonderful career as a flamer you will undoubtedly end up in a flame war with someone who is better than you. At this point, there's only one thing to do: insult the dirtbag!!! "Oh yeah? Well, your mother does strange things with .........." The Golden Rule of Flaming: My flames will be witty, insulting, interesting, funny, caustic, or sarcastic, but never, ever, will they be boring.
563. the twelve most terrifying words in the english language are: i'm from the government and i'm here to torture you to death
564. The two buddies began sixty-nineing
565. The ultimate question was never discovered. Therefore one can not state that it has pertinence to life. For all we know the ultimate question could be: "What colour socks is Conan Obrien wearing today?"
566. The United States has never lost a war in which mules were used.
567. The United States of Errorisum blew them up on account of 4chan having WAD's (Weapons of Ass Destruction) / /boom tish
568. the uniturd farts of americaca
569. the unsung heroes of the front lines, the diaper medics who face certain death to change our troops and wipe their asses during heavy combat
570. the u s army now with an easy setting
571. The U.S. Government today changed its emblem from an eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. Condoms stand up to inflation, halt production, destroy the next generation, protect pricks, and give a sense of security while actually screwing you!
572. The US has no culture?! Or are you just a weeaboo?
573. the victims of communism bar and grill
574. The vietnam was to the right thing to do
575. The violent icon is what got me. ;P
576. The Wapanese Take Over
577. The war between Anthill 30.443273,-84.206652 and Anthill 30.443247,-84.206643 has ended in a decisive Anthill 30.443247,-84.206643 victory, with the former suffering 267,865 killed in action, and the latter suffering 113,734 killed in action
578. THE WAR HAS STARTED BETWEEN RUSSIAN AND EUROPE! We are soooo (f word)! Looks like something is telling me that old lady has a point :/. / Thank goodness it is just cold war!
579. The Warriors, all the way! :#1: Also Jungle Book, Redwall series, Carbonel: the King of the Cats (by Barbara Sleigh).
580. The water spins in a different direction if you flush a toilet in Austraila then if you were to flush a toilet in Britain
581. The way to my heart? Check in my pants, bitch.
582. The website - an epic story of fail.
583. The wee-woo wagon- I mean, the ambulance.
584. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
585. The White Mice know!! / Bacon and Eggs or Ham and Eggs?
586. The whole donner party had to split 1 perc
587. The whole gay issue is just one big pain in the butt.
588. The whole list thing doesn't bother me...... The stupidity of it being secret is funny. Why is it secret when everyone knows about it?
589. The whole thing is a conspiracy led by the toothfairy (and a couple of freemasons).
590. The whole thing is like bitch-slapping a beehive. What moron would do that?
591. the whole world uses the beautiful internet. this is the world wide web. the www. the world wide web. it's a web. and it's world wide baby
592. The winner of a cannibal fight dies on the way to the insane asylum.
593. The Wizard High Council is asleep! The time to ponder illegal orbs is now!
594. The word "Sex" is a rude word and it offends my culture
595. The world is my joyster
596. the world needs more dragons in love
597. The world would be a dark and dismal place without... / COCK!
598. THE WORST HIJACKING We shall never know the identity of the man who in 1976 made the most unsuccessful hijack attempt ever. On a flight across America, he rose from his seat, drew a gun and took the stewardess hostage. "Take me to Detroit," he demanded. "We're already going to Detroit," she replied. "Oh ... good," he said, and sat down again.
599. THe worst I done... Was in the middle of a store I started chanting 'pikabunny' without thinking... That was horrable... XD
600. They already do. ^_^
601. THEY ARE AWESOME. ON YOUR KNEES AND WORSHIP THEM (if you're not already). Sorry, but I have a huge boner for magic realism war fiction I guess.
602. They are both orange tabbys and they LOVE to 69 eachother.
603. They are crawling out of Satan's asshole and clawing their way to the top of the interwebs.
604. They are everywhere ! *Spots on a rock on the moon* D=
605. they are gonna need dishwashers on the new Moon Base
606. they are jelous of our freedom and imagination
607. They are not banning anime. SO STOP SPAMING ME THANKS!
608. They aren't there own kinds, they are alien creatures they can eat.
609. They are probably using slimer for lube.
610. They are silly things that only serve to help us measure out epenises. D:
611. They call it DOPE because DOPE is short for dopamine.
612. They call me Lawrence of the Labia
613. they can call themselves black, white, Bob, or computer, for all I care.
614. They could body-check you and crush you under their immense rolls. / Being suffocated and crushed is not a way to go.
615. they could import those wolves right? Put them with the Mountain Lions, they can eat eachother and it balances out. / or we could have them eat the environmentalists. That would really balance things out!
616. They could. Yes, they do. They attack if they see potential danger (I.E Humans) and if they see prey. It's natural instinct. If you saw a dinosaur or something heading your way, you'd be shooting it.
617. they didn’t say his name, but he popped into your head, didn’t he?
618. they do it all they time. people say the'll sodomize fox hunters with soldering irons
619. they do it all they time. people say the'll sodomize fox hunters with soldering irons if someone says they are an expert and spouts false facts, and thinks biased opinions are facts, they deserve the internet version of tar and feathering
620. They don't die immediately after being cut down. In fact, you eat your salad while it's still alive.
621. they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan
622. They DO seem to make more sense, don't they? I find that I post a lot more when I'm drinkin', too...
623. They eat maggot infested carcasses because they can't just go to the supermarket and buy their food.
624. They even have ITALIAN SILK CRIB SHEETS for baby cribs.
625. They even use their poop as fertilizer when it comes to minks! :D
626. They first gave us Cryptopsy, and now they ridded us of not just one, but TWO rapists. I am starting to really like Canada.
627. they force-fed jesus bongwater on the cross
628. THEY FUCKING SUCK! I'd rather cut off and eat my own limbs than listen to them! If I could disembowel every one of them, I'd be very very happy.
629. They gave me this note before they left with the fridge
630. They had a good one...once...and then they shot him.
631. They had Homer's strength, Lisa's wisdom, Bart's speed, Marge's grace and Maggie's potential. Their face was genderless, yellow and beautiful.
632. THEY HAVE A POUCH, GET IT RIGHT PEOPLE.
633. They jeoulse it’s sad
634. they just added sparkledogs to the kennel club registry
635. They just wanted to make it harder on us in History and English classes. :no:
636. they keep your feet warm and come in a whole rainbow of colours and so many designs your head would explode! seriously, what would you do without socks? have cold feet ALL HAIL SOCKS!
637. they laced this bread with olive oil and sundried tomatoes
638. they laugh at satin
639. They mailed him a humane fly trap?! / I'd mail them back the fly.
640. They never give up. EVER. They come back in every episode. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. It takes alot to never give up.
641. They're afraid we might rise up against them with free will!
642. They're bug fights... / Fighting bugs. Fighting for the title of "KING OF BUGS." And we are blessed to see this epic tournament.
643. they’re burning me onto a CD tomorrow
644. They're called Cheeze Its because Cheese It
645. They're doing something to it
646. theyre friends they eat each other
647. THe,yre going to stop, making twinkies soon. Buy lots of ammo and leather
648. THEY'RE HARMLESS, NOT CURSE WORDS YOU SCREWED UP PARENTS +_+
649. They're hissing at me. SSSSSSSS.
650. They reject him like you reject Jesus like he rejects demons from Pagans like Pagans reject those damned ginger Celtics. Gingers. Eck.
651. "They're mainstream, now! KILL 'EM!!!" :shakefist: ...for shame.
652. THEY'RE NOT GONNA COUNT THE NUMBER OF KEYS ON YOUR FUCKING CARTOON PIANO
653. :) They're really saying - "spend your foodstamps on Wisconsin farm produce"
654. theyre saying the space oreos taste like sunburnt astronaut piss. Bodily release
655. They're selling Black Sabbath t-shirts at my local Target... I was like WTF BLACK SABBATH!!! and two girls in mini skirts and singlets gave me the weirdest look. I feel betrayed...
656. theyre shooting each other in the heads and im slipping on the blood
657. They're very serious when it comes to vodka, you know.
658. They say they got BULLET TRAILS, ACROBATIC GOPHERS....
659. They say you are what you eat, but I still ain't a pussy.
660. they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of
661. They ship Dipper with fucking Bill... Oh my god.. He's way too old for him. And I hate how they use the AU excuse. Also... Dipper x Mabel is cringeworthy too. They're TWINS.
662. They shit bricks over anything that does not lick a wolf's butthole so I am not surprised one bit.
663. They shoot laser beams out their asses, too. / Fuck, I love a platypus. :3
664. They shot abraham lincoln in the hat and he died
665. They shoudl be called Dulldamentalists!
666. they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé
667. they should call it " daylight Sucking Mine" . Fuck clocks
668. they should have a cambrian explosion again
669. they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture
670. they should make a website that is basically like a diary except your vent writings are read by thousands of people who scrutinize you for not accounting for their own personal experiences
671. they should make lunchmeats and breads and cheeses that walk to you from the fridge and synchronously form a perfect sandwich right in your hands
672. They should name the "planet" Nibiru for shits 'n giggles :lol:
673. They should outlaw weed and legalize PCP, black tar heroin and crack time to use grown-up drugs, people.
674. they sing songs for you in the morning, poop on your cars, fly into your windows, and (sometimes) are hunted by your house cats ^.^
675. The Yu-Gi-Oh Yugi to Yami law- / No one notices when you transform, get boots with heels, get taller and get a deeper voice.
676. THEY'VE BEEN PICKING AT THEIR FISH-FRIENDS!!
677. THEY WANNA TAKE OUR LEMONADE
678. They want to argue with God. They want to scream at Jesus. They want believers to pull one or preferably both of them out of their pocket to debate directly. Why is that?
679. THEY WILL NEVER STOP ME................ Uh........... I mean Piracy is wrong and should be stopped. PFFFFT! FUCK THAT , FREE LONG DONG SILVER! LONG LIVE THE S&S!
680. they would all kill each other and die! / and then hans zimmer would play a sad song
681. they would get buttfucked with a razor dildo before admitting wolves ever ate someone
682. *THE ZOMBOT DIES BECAUSE PINKIE PIE THROWS WAFFLES AT IT* / *PINKIE PIE THEN BITES THE ZOMBOT'S HEAD OFF* / *SHE BITES ITS HEAD OFF ANYWAY* / *THE ZOMBOT THEN DIES OF NATURAL CAUSES* / *YES IT CAN BECAUSE I SAID SO*
683. Thief: Deadly Shadows... had been enjoying a bit of wanton thievery when the city watch spotted me, so I was doing a great job fleeing from them, ducking, weaving, evading like a pro.... only to run off a peer and drown. >_>
684. Thing is, hateing something takes too much energy, it's easier to forgive or ignore something.
685. Thing is, I read one of these once. My brain melted a bit, what with my Christian upbringing. Couldn't sleep for an... hour.
686. thing is on there site somone said "give us your credit card details if you want psn back" very dodgy
687. Things not to put a fire out with / Gasoline
688. Think about a father marrying his daughter, how gross that is.
689. think about it.......it coulda been liek a thing taht airlines used so taht mor peopl will fly!! i say somthins fishy... wut about u??
690. Think about it this way: if you own a dog, every time you take a crap, you're taking a crap on your children's faces. Keep this in mind next time you think about purchasing a dog. Or a kid.
691. thinking about experiencing my first sensation soon
692. thinking about her (tiffany lamps)
693. thinking about how Fucked i`d be if someone hurled a metal trash can at the back of my head at full force, or if i fell 10ft onto some rocks
694. thinking about the matte blue scooby doo fruit snack
695. thinking about the matte blue scooby doo fruit snack in preschool i got in trouble because i would bite all of these a little bit so there was a sticky moist side exposed. then i would stick them all together into a fruit chew mass that i almost choked on
696. THINKING ABOUT WHEN DID "IN GOD WE TRUST" BECOME " WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT"
697. thinking of all the guys who requested to be buried face down so the whole world can kiss their ass. Cant wait to kiss their dead asses
698. thinking of wrapping my entire body in barbed wire and becoming Sovereign
699. This analogy is like someone took real words and then spoke them after breathing dead orangutan farts out of the finest chemistry pipettes.
700. this and some premarital
701. This bot collects passwords from unsuspecting idiots on IRC (usually gets chics) and records them. 'What?'. Well, when you ask it for help, it goes 'Please give your internet e-mail address and password. Example: /msg NickServ REGISTER john@foobar.org john1'. That fools some people :). -- Fake-NickServ bot readme by Ang3ldust, v1.01
702. This calls for a quote from Pitch Black: "I absolutely believe in God...and I absolutely hate the fucker."
703. this caption is so deceptive, this video is so much more than that
704. This comic makes me want to punch a dove in the face.
705. this comment makes my brain sad.
706. This disgust me and hurts my heart
707. This dude is about to blow up, I can hear him shouting "YOU DAMN LIBERAL!!!!"
708. this email could have been a clit sucking
709. this email couldve been a meeting where we stand on seven tall pillars with our faces in shadow #thirteen pillars actually
710. this 'emo' ordeal makes me so scared to go out in public XD reason being I do buy the occasional shirt from Hot Topic, I do wear skinny jeans, I listen to Rock/Alternative Rock among other things and I have snakebites :/ I hate how this automatically makes people call me an 'emo fag' :3
711. this FlutterBat thing going around inspired me. So I came up with this thing that's sorta like it.........DRAGON PONIES!
712. This forum can be trolled so easily. :popcorn:
713. This forum has successfully kept me from writing my sem.paper, and it's due in a few hours. It's amazing how much I can accomplish when I'm supposed to be doing something else ^^ haha
714. This forum needs more annoying and overused Portal jokes. But space is cool. It was the only form of science I actually gave a shit about. I was like HOLY SHIT SPACE IS AWESOME.
715. “This game sucks.”
716. This genuinely might make me cry. I already deeply appreciate King Arthur for making the best GF 1 for 1 flour. And having good recipes. But an article posted by them from someone with disabilities about how to do the thing even with disabilities? That’s just genuinely lovely. I know that my bad there is low, but it’s low for a reason and hopefully stuff like this can continue to raise that bar for disabled people like me.
717. This Government is an Infidel Government. We have a Constitution with man put in and God left out; and it is the glory of this country that we have such a Constitution. -- Robert G. Ingersoll, "A Wooden God", 1890
718. This has caused me to receive dozens of yiff encrusted hate mail, giving me much emotional trauma, and making my life a living hell.
719. this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this im never leaving this hellsite note to self make disease that makes sword flaccid
720. This holiday season would you rather be a NAUGHTY SANTA or a SECRET SANTA?
721. this image grabbed me by the ankles and slammed me into every available surface
722. This image is very moving until you realize it is of a naked horse man with a gigantic ass.
723. this image will not fucking leave my mind no matter what I do
724. THIS IS AN EASTERN LOWLAND GORILLA WHO IS FAIRLY DOCILE ALTHOUGH HE DOES NEED TO "STRETCH HIS LEGS" FROM TIME TO TIME.
725. "This is a really awful law and all, but since we can't come up with anything better, let's just throw this at 'em and see what happens. Wait'll they see what hits 'em!" No. You're dumb. The end.
726. This is a recording.... Please wait..... We're sorry, you're not intelligent enough to form a legitimate response to. Please try again later. Beep.
727. "This is a robery - you're going to die."
728. <ThisIsASentenceInANick> Saber, just imagine yourself being gangbanged by moths. This is what will happen to you if you don't behave. <Saber> what <Saber> I didn't do anything <Saber> and I have a bat <Saber> I'll fight them off <ThisIsASentenceInANick> That's not going to help a lot. <ThisIsASentenceInANick> Can't you just feel their tiny cocks writhing against your skin, Saber? <ThisIsASentenceInANick> Just straining to reach an orifice? <ThisIsASentenceInANick> Do you like it? <ThisIsASentenceInANick> Does it feel good? <Saber> That's bizarre to the point that it doesn't affect me
729. This is dead animals radio. Where the frog c-c-c-croaks!
730. This is exactly why when you're being attacked you yell 'Fire' instead of 'Help'. Most people will come to a fire, but not to someone who's in danger.
731. This is for real, and I need help for real.
732. this is fun *block you, block you, block you, your cool, block you...*
733. this is his cube that he licks and sucks and makes wet and disgusting
734. This is horrible, is this art?....
735. THIS IS IT, PEOPLE! / They're trying to take over the internet! / You let them get one foot in the door, and it's all over.
736. This is it! The one that'll kill us all!
737. This is like saying: "I hope you die a painful death in the hands of white phosphorous and your skin will peel off." / "Oh I meant it so that you'd have fun in heaven!"
738. This... is made of impossible amounts of win.
739. this is my home.Look arond.
740. "This is my shit. Accept, respect and kiss it, you ignorant tard"
741. This is not a documentary, it's a huge trollimentary.
742. This is NOT art! it is inhuman
743. this is not enough fufags
744. This is NOT how you earn your stripes. / "Theeeeeyyyy're GrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRREEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
745. This is not Switzerland - or even Kansas anymore.
746. This is now officially the most disgusting restaurant in Shittsburgh.
747. this isnt art. Its fucking furry
748. This isn't news, it's PETA. PETA ain't news.
749. This is PETA we're talking about here -- it's not hard to make them look like a bunch of fucking idiots.
750. this is the funniest shit i've ever read ... good luck with the anal sex.
751. this is the most disgusting horrified web site i have ever been. but its AWESOME!!! now i can feed my twisted side of me
752. This is the place for Cannibals who have realized the reason they are Cannibals, is because of a fantasy to actually Save their woman from a terrible fate. Mutilations, or spitting of a woman are not allowed here, since there is no hope of rescueing her after she is dead. So please stick to Swallowings, bar B Ques, Potting, frying, presentation on tables, plates, etc. I believe a woman's body should be treated like a temple, and worshipped like a goddess. Eating her nicely, is one way not to piss them off at us, you know how touchy they can get about cannibalistic fantasies. Good Luck, Good Eating.
753. THIS IS THE SOUND I MAKE WHEN I HAVE SEX
754. This is the world's smallest violin playing the world's saddest song, "I've got tears all over my ears from crying through my elbows over your broken heart."
755. this is too boring i command everything to die
756. THIS IS TORI MARGARET'S FAULT *throws computer out the window*
757. this is what hell looks like
758. This is what we call pitiful.
759. THIS IS WHAT YOUR SKIN LOOKS LIKE
760. This is where things get graphic. Stop here if you don't want to cry.
761. This is why I miss God. He gave us this world to worship him in public and sin in private.
762. THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS
763. this is why we need to get all your stuff archived, so that if you go to prizzles--
764. THIS IS WORSE THAN ANY CARTEL VIDEO IVE SEEN AND IVE SEENA. FUCKING LOT OF THEM
765. This is worse than a Strom Thurmond filibuster speech in terms of general uncomfort caused.
766. this just in furries hate christmas
767. This just occured to me... Wouldn't these new rules piss off a lot of Italian mobsters?
768. this little piggy at the farm THIS little piggy at the farm, the other little piggy cried WHERE THE FUCK AM I.
769. "This looks like a job for Bi-Polar Bear!"
770. This LUSCIOUS, SLIM & BUSTY *32D-endowed* geek girl is WELL-QUALIFIED to solve VIRTUALLY ANY computer-related HARDWARE, SOFTWARE, OR NETWORKING problem you're faced with.
771. this meme has become too self-aware
772. This musician finally finished a new song, but no one would buy it. He was telling another musician about it, and the other guy said "Let me hear it". The first guy went to the piano and played a wonderful tune. When he finished, the second guy said "That's a wonderful tune! I don't see why no one will buy it. What do you call it?". The first man says "I love you so goddam much I gotta shit"
773. THIS my 3rd ABOrT
774. This one kid I know knows I didn't like KH, so he offered one of the recent games to me and asked me to at least try the newer one before I judged it on the old one I played a year ago. I denied it, but now, I realize I should've taken it and sold it on ebay or Gamestop or something.
775. THIS PAGE WAS GIVEN BIRTH ON TUESDAY, JUNE 4TH, 2002
776. This picture gave me herpes, obesity, cancer, AIDS, hormone imbalance, depression, nail fungus, blindness, constipation, scurvy, lupus, and premature ejaculation.
777. this pimple is making me crazy
778. *this place left in memory of June 29th* / :( we'll miss you, bestest nachos ever.
779. This Plays Tation is Pissing Me Off
780. This reads as an old fogey stereotypical view of the state of deterioration in the US of A. Chillax with groovy Britain yo.
781. this recipe has beem sitting in my inbox for actual months while ive been frozen in fear, “you GOTTA do it, you gotta eat the goblin sandwiches” says the very greasy gargoyle perched on my shoulder , but the OTHER gargoyle thats connected to my mouth says bad taste, bad taste, bad ? taste bad ? and theyre both SO loud and i dont want to hear them anymore. im casting this off into the ocean. this is someone elses problem now “Why? Why would you do this?” Somebody actually went for it
782. this reminds me of a t-shirt I saw. it said on the tag "This product was tested on animals... It didn't fit."
783. this reminds me of a t-shirt I saw. it said on the tag "This product was tested on animals... It didn't fit." it was pretty awesome.
784. This sentence demonstrates alot of the to frequent errors that occur in my freshman composition classes, its not just there willingness to gleefully split an infinitive or end a sentence with a preposition which are the problems kindly boarding school masters used to be concerned with. Its true my students arent the good mannered middle class bunch who I went to school with, there more often cops or shoesalesmens or garbagemens (pardon me, sanitationmens) sons and daughters, and yet there a sharp group, wary, skeptical, bright. So when I knock myself out day after day class after class explaining the genitive case in english, the proper position of commas, the runon sentence, the distinction between the three theres and still these mistakes appear even in the work of the best of them I wonder. I wonder if just maybe they know something I dont about the english language. Something intuitive about its history and something instinctive about its future. Words in english usually explain themselves by position and context, though of course there exceptions to this rule which my students in there foresight have not anticipated but give them awhile and they will. I cant go into detail about every grammatical innovation made by my students, theres alot to recommend them though and if your an editor, the author of an english grammar or the perpetrator of a work on footnote logic and you can read this you should pay attention to my class because one day they might take over and one day you might wake up. And discover your fired.
785. This sentence structure is the product of a madman
786. This show is hideous. According to Wiki, "The cartoon is set inside a tropical cabana called the Banana Cabana. All of the cabana's staff members and residents are funny animals who have shaved off their fur and wear only underwear." Anyone else seen it?
787. THIS SITE IS BADASSED ....ITS LIKE A TRAIN WRECK YA CANT LOOK AWAY FROM!!!!!!
788. This site is hentai FREE
789. This slave is your Bellybutt to kill. With this oath this Bellybutt dies!
790. This song is bigger than Jesus.
791. This sounds like an essay topic.
792. This special message brought to you by the "Don't do drugs, and don't argue about them with faceless beings on the internet" commitee.
793. This stamp reminds me of a cartoon... Instead of crashing into the Towers, the planes crashed into the Koran.
794. This Sysop has a standard response: silence.
795. This thing grabs the bitches's father, jams its giant-ass nectar straw into his head, and sucks out every damn drop of his head-matter. / I cried for weeks.
796. This, this is all true. / This / (is the dumbest thing) / (why would you ever write it)
797. This thread is now about baked goods. I like lemon poppy seed muffins the best.
798. This thread makes me want to sex wee a little.
799. This thread sucked....not even a goatse or a tubgirl.
800. This title stuck me as being very sexual.
801. this title will catch your attention
802. this topic probably started with robot chicken. there was a bot that did Herby a washing machine and a jukebox. :P
803. This used to be a time when we took a day off from feeling self-righteous and entitled to everything in the world and devoted 24 hours to feeling sorry for ourselves and not understanding why the whole world didn't either. It used to be a time where we could naively claim to not understand why anyone would do such a thing to us. Now though, we seem to just be going through the motions.
804. this used to be the oldest bar in texas until they built an older one
805. This was only a test. Had this been an actual emergency, I would have run down the street to loot the stereo store.
806. THIS WEBSITE IS NASTY! U PEOPLE ARE TOTALLY TWISTED! U ARE ALL PERVERTED AND MESSED UP IN THE HEAD. I THINK I BETTER GO BEFORE I THROW UP ALL OVER MY PC. U ARE NASTY PEOPLE!!
807. This website proves along with many,many others that there is just waaay to many idiots on this planet for it to ever truly progress.Humans should be completely wiped off the face of this planet.No foolish race such as this deserves a beautiful planet like this.Try and argue all you want all that comes out of your retarded mouths is garbage.Retarded meaning your brains have no ability to grow and learn!You are stuck on stupid!!!!Someday wether you like it or not animal kind will rule again and there will be no humans to hinder their right to live in harmony with the planet.I became a Deviant for a day just so I can tell a bunch of soulless jackasses how ueseless your opinions are.So continue your babbling long after I am gone and just keep impressing your own simple asses!!!
808. This whole gallery needs to die.
809. This whole reply thread reminded me of the real Nero, who sat there fiddling while Rome burned. Maybe the new Rome (America) should burn (die en masse from disease) while we fiddle and call it progress?
810. this whole thing run by a script and controlled by virus
811. This world is getting overrun by those little uncontroled parasites called "babies". We must take some action and this is the most important.
812. This world is inhabited by creatures known as Bunnies
813. This wouldn't happen to me if i were a huge dragon
814. Thorned-Wolfara-Rose: I'm a girl Thorned-Wolfara-Rose: It's ok! you can't really tell by my name...lol but thank you :)
815. "Those aborted fetuses could have saved thousands of lives if you didn't kill them!"
816. Those are simply holes for easier urination. Perfect for people with bladder problems or the elderly. Oh and these? These aren't dildos, they're artistic sculptures.
817. Those hippos sound more like they are farting! CX
818. Those of us who do just sit back, and in our best Willie Wonka voice go, "No, wait, stop, don't..." and shake our heads.
819. Those stuff are blood boiling, makes me want to take a giant clown mallet and smash their head.
820. Those who are awesome don't say they're awesome because they're so awesome that their awesomeness speaks for itself. / Those who say they are awesome are not awesome because awesomeness transcends the need to show off one's awesomeness. / Very zen.
821. Those who ask shall only be a fool for five minutes. Those who never ask shall be a fool forever.
822. Though after that, I still have respected for pit bulls.
823. Though I do like coloured rubbers.. and glow in teh dark ones! Zomg!
824. Thoughts? I think "well shit" about sums up my position.
825. Thou shalt not cyber.
826. Thou shalt not log on using silly names lest the SYSOP rise up and smite thee.
827. "Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind." O.C. Bible / BUTLERIAN JIHAD!!!
828. Thou shalt play Halo, / Obtain the Spartan Laser, / and destroy all noobs.
829. threw the tip of the penis
830. "Through the Fire and Flames" on Expert is redonkulous.
831. Through the giant hole in their heads. Y'know, the one that they've apparently dug right through their brains.
832. through your asshole... / worst way to ride a camel
833. throwing a grenade and then immediately throwing myself on top of it to save everyone
834. throws a bomb of glitter then spontaneously appears twirling and happy
835. Throw that bitch in a rubber room and call it a day
836. th... this is news to me... Not the wolf killing human thing. the human thinking the wolf killing human isn't real. Which is why humans kill wolves back. At least, that's what I would think... We are killing wolves... right? Now i'm hungry for a wolf hot-dog.
837. thunder cats hoooo
838. *thunderous slam dunk noise*
839. Thus ends our wonderful excursion into the Lower Infernal Regions. Join me next time when we experience more demonic slaughter...
840. Thus, the master race is born... Oh my god, what has science done?
841. tickling is fun until I get fed up with it (2 seconds in) and then decide to beat the assailant to a pulp
842. <T> I couldn't decided what I wanted so I just got one box of each type of fruit snacks, some gummy bears, and 5 pints of americone dream ice cream <T> When I went up to the checkout, the lady looked at me like I was crazy after she finished ringing me up <T> I'm not sure if it's cause I spent $100 on fruit snacks, or if it was cause I had a sword <T> Anyway, so I tie the bag handles around the hilt of the sword, cause there's too many bags to carry, and I set off down the road <T> nobody tries to stop me <T> I get about 3 of the 6-7 blocks towards home down when a police cruiser pulls up beside me and tells me to put everything down and put my hands on my head <T> Luckily, as I've said before, the cops in the UC/Converse area are cool as shit <T> It's only SAPD that sucks <T> So the first thing the cop says is "Is that a weapon son? ", to which I reply "It's a sword, officer" <T> So, I reply "No officer, I just wanted some fruit snacks." <T> Now he's really giving me a look, and puts his spotlight right in my eyes <T> He says "Are you high son?" <T> "No officer, just a little drunk." <T> He's like "Alright, well since you've been honest with me, let's get you home. Let me see your ID." <T> So I give him my driver's license, he tells me to hop in the back, and he takes me to my house and drops me off <T> I ate an entire box of fruit snacks in the back seat of a police cruiser <T> He even let me keep my sword
843. tigerchomped: Obviously someone was a failed abortion. c: tigerchomped: Not all babies deserve life. c: tigerchomped: I will. c: Because it's true.
844. «TiGryphon» ...but there's nothing quite as priceless as the look on a teenage cashier's face as she rings up wine, cheese, bread, and chats aimiably with you, and then rings up a cucumber, and a box of condoms and gets suddenly quiet...
845. TILLY-TALLIES: its brah, bruh kittyriffic: But you just said bruh ;o; TILLY-TALLIES: sORRY BRUH :icontilly-tallies::icontilly-tallies::icontilly-tallies::icontilly-tallies::icontilly-tallies: kittyriffic: Oh God why TILLY-TALLIES: I '' DRAWINFNF FO FReE! kittyriffic: wut TILLY-TALLIES: i drew 4 free!!1222
846. TILLY-TALLIES: ye ikr everyon tacem yu wirk andi just wanted to weed but hey hurt mi feeling i cry ;; kittyriffic: Not sure if troll ooooooor.... TILLY-TALLIES: ur the troll here buddy im 1000% legit man kittyriffic: If you say so. TILLY-TALLIES: i did say so duh
847. TIME MACHINE / NUCLEAR REACTOR PARTS
848. Time to abolish pennies, nickels and $1 notes?
849. <timmo> its kind of weird <timmo> my grandma dropped acid <timmo> and hijacked a school bus full of penguins <timmo> so its kind of a family crisis
850. TinyUrl.com And if you can't figure out how to use that, then it's time you just give up using the internet.
851. tip the waitress? whats next, tipping the dog for shitting all ovefr my green grass???
852. tip the waitress? whats next, tipping the dog for shitting all ovefr my green grass???
853. Tired of dieting. Need a little buddy that will help me along. No I do not want to walk your dog. I already get enough exercize. So if you can give my intestines an infestation of tapeworms, I will give you $500.
854. Tire Dragons are my favorite magical beasts.
855. 'Tis amusing on occasion, perhaps. Then again, I'm drinking. My perception is skewed. I assume I'll get up up in the morning, log onto DA, check my messages and say to myself: "Jeremy..... never ever post whilst inebriated."
856. TITANIC COMIN THRUUUU ICEBERGS GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE WAY
857. TITLE: Metrocard (MISC) ARTIST: Metropolitan Transit Authority of New York City These things suck. These things are flimsy. These things only work in a handful of esoteric stations. These things don't work. These things don't tell you how many fares you have left on them. These things were defective from day one. [...] To conclude, the Metrocard sucks. -- Super Stupid Slambook #1, 1994
858. TITLE: The Daily Subway Commute Experience (MISC) ARTIST: Metropolitan Transit Authority of New York City PRICE: A token costs $1.25. That doesn't include the costs of mental torture and abuse you will endure. From the elbows in the gut, to the farts in my face, nothing can come close to the unique brand of hell the Metropolitan Transit Authority helps to dish out to hapless commuters on a daily basis. [...] Recently [...] M.T.A. workers now refer to riders as customers. [...] I get kinda pissed when some conductor or someone says "Attenshun customers! The train can't move 'cause on account of the fact that we have anutta train in front of us." -- Super Stupid Slambook #1, 1994
859. TITLE: Tongue Splashers (CANDY) ARTIST: Concord Confections Inc. To me, gum is gum is gum. You chew it. You get your sugar. And then it's a useless piece of... of... stuff that you chew on. With a philosophy like that, I might as well stick a piece of tree bark in some sugar and suck on it. Same effect. -- Super Stupid Slambook #1, 1994
860. Tits tits tits pussy ass tits crotch tits sucky sucky pussy pussy pussy pussy
861. <TittiesMcEarmuffs> ( . )^_^( . )
862. T KINDRI LET'S DRINK GALLONS OF HOTEL COFFEE AND THROW CRACKERS AT STRANGERS ON THE DANCE FLOOR / ALSO DONGS
863. Tklramos: hey nayone know anything about this NAPSTER MP3 search oftware that is going around?
864. TLDNR. Your point is invalid, because hard work probably offsets whatever you are bitching about.
865. tmnt vs extreme dinosaurs vs street sharks vs biker mice vs toxic crusaders
866. to all sharpie user....
867. To all the folks who like to criticize me, I say only one thing: it is easier to say something critical than it is to say something while tied up in my trunk.
868. to all you pros out there
869. to anyone saying “the rogues are this and the warriors are that” that’s not the point the point is there is more wizards every second post is a wizard i scroll thru my activity wizard liked ur post wizard reblogged ur post wizard cast spell on ur post it’s relentless
870. Toaster or blender. Maybe both. You put in bread and it comes out as a banana smoothie.
871. To beat a dead horse a little more, it's my understanding that this version amounts to a new shade of lipstick on the same old pig with a bunch of unrelated nonsense tacked on for good measure.
872. TO BEGIN, YOU'LL NEED THREE TO SIX GALLONS OF EMBALMING FLUID. IF YOU CAN'T FIND A BRAND NAME FLUID YOU CAN MIX YOUR OWN, USING DYED AND PERFUMED FORMALDEHYDES, GLYCERINE, BORAX, PHENOL, ALCOHOL, AND WATER. FIRST OF ALL, THE MOUTH MUST BE SEWN TOGETHER AT THE INSIDE OF THE LIPS. (THE NEEDLE IS BROUGHT OUT THROUGH THE NOSTRIL, USUALLY THE LEFT ONE.) THEN YOU TAKE A TROCAR, A LONG HOLLOW NEEDLE ATTACHED TO A TUBE. DRAIN THE CONTENTS OF THE ABDOMINAL AND CHEST CAVITIES, AND REPLACE THE REMOVED MATTER WITH CAVITY FLUID. ALTHOUGH IT IS WIDELY BELIEVED TO PRESERVE A BURIED BODY, EMBALMING IN FACT DOES NO SUCH THING. AN EXHUMED BODY IS A REPUGNANT, MOLDY, FOUL-LOOKING OBJECT. IT'S NOT THE IMAGE OF ONE WHO HAS BEEN LOVED... THE SILK LINING OF THE CASKET IS ALL STAINED WITH BODY FLUIDS, THE WOOD IS ROTTING, AND THE BODY IS COVERED WITH MOLD... YOU'RE BETTER OFF WITH A SHROUD, AND NO CASKET AT ALL.
873. to ben quite franklin with you,
874. To be truely scared during a film all you need is me sat behind you in a brown trenchcoat saying "heh heh heh....Bueno..."
875. to clarify, i still think that "Porky Pig" should get the electric chair, but not enough to kill him, just enough to Scare him a little bit
876. "Today at a convention for mentally deranged individuals, six five year olds laid a righteous beat-down on twenty-eight teens using nothing more than a lunch bucket from KFC."
877. Today, I CLEANED NO LESS THAN 4 TOILETS!!!!
878. today I will learn absolutely nothing
879. today we honor the brave sacrifices of the griffon riders who destroyed the twin obelisks of the world darkness center in warlock city
880. Today while astral projecting I invoked it by using it's face as a sigil and it attacked me, it was incredibly powerful and I barely fucking escaped but I will have to face it again soon.
881. to engender a suspension of disbelief? he wasn't that great an actor...
882. <toe-sleep> i tell you what. if i had my way... <toe-sleep> i'd be the one writing the propoganda leaflets america drops on baghdad <toe-sleep> say shit like <toe-sleep> "say no to saddam and in 6 months you're eating big macs!" <fysh> get the mc'kebab buy one get one free mondays only <fysh> KEBAB MONDAY <toe-sleep> "resistance is futile. opertion desert mcdonalds franchise will succeed" <toe-sleep> "would you like some freedom fries with that?" <fysh> brought to you by CENTCOM AND THE UNITED MCDONALD FREEDOM FUND <toe-sleep> (a corporation of SONY)
883. Together, we can end fandom once and for all.
884. Toilet Seat Gnomes
885. Tomatoes telling you that God loves you.
886. to me it's a trolley opportunity
887. Tomorrow I delete my gallery | I am back (Didn't delete my gallery)
888. To my farty boss and his bowels.
889. To My Redneck Neighbor: Please Neuter Your Cat Or I Will
890. TONIGHT WE FUCKING THE BONGcyberitual
891. tonight we let the severed head talk
892. Too bad it took a death to make it illegal.
893. Too bad that giant jellyfish dragged you away so fast.
894. Toodles dude, I dislike you ever moree :) And *waves*? lawls.
895. took seven hours to type, retard paws crushed nine million keys to death...
896. took some pics of my new satellite dish, but im not posting them until hatred annd cynicism are eradicated
897. Too many cockroaches spoils the broth.
898. too many tabs open its freaking me out
899. Too Much Female Attention
900. Too normal :crying: Look at goat porn or something
901. Too stinky for my delicate tongue... :p
902. Toot toot beep beep here comes the Bantrain
903. Top 5 Myths About America
904. To paraphrase what my friend's dad once said to a black man who accused him of being racist: / "I'm not racist! I don't have anything against all black people! I hate YOU. YOU personally, YOU as an individual. YOU YOU YOU."
905. Topic in #os: hey guyz, stop pickin on irix. <SCO> w00t! i bought unix! im gonna b so rich! <novell> /msg atnt haha. idiot. <novell> whoops. was that out loud? <atnt> rotfl <ibm> lol <SCO> why r u laffin at me? <novell> dude, unix is so 10 years ago. linux is in now. <SCO> wtf? <SCO> hey guyz, i bought caldera, I have linux now. <red_hat> haha, your linux sucks. <novell> lol <atnt> lol <ibm> lol <SCO> no wayz, i will sell more linux than u! <ibm> your linux sucks, you should look at SuSE <SuSE> Ja. Wir bilden gutes Linux für IBM. <SCO> can we do linux with you? <SuSE> Ich bin nicht sicher... <ibm> *cough* <SuSE> Gut lassen Sie uns vereinigen. * SuSE is now SuSE[UL] * SCO is now caldera[UL] <turbolinux> can we play? <conectiva> we're bored... we'll go too. <ibm> sure! * turbolinux is now turbolinux[UL] * conectiva is now conectiva[UL] <ibm> redhat: you should join! <SuSE[UL]> Ja! Wir sind vereinigtes Linux. Widerstand ist vergeblich. <red_hat> haha. no. <red_hat> lamers. <ibm> what about you debian? <debian> we'll discuss it and let you know in 5 years. <caldera[UL]> no one wants my linux! <turbolinux[UL]> i got owned. <caldera[UL]> u all tricked me. linux is lame. * caldera[UL] is now known as SCO <SCO> i'm going back to unix. <SGI> yeah! want to do unix with me? <SCO> haha. no. lamer. <novell> lol <ibm> snap! <SGI> :~( <SCO> hey, u shut up. im gonna sue u ibm. <ibm> wtf? <SCO> yea, you stole all the good stuff from unix. <red_hat> lol <SuSE[UL]> heraus laut lachen <ibm> lol <SCO> shutup. i'm gonna email all your friends and tell them you suck. <ibm> go ahead. baby. <SCO> andandand... i revoke your unix! how do you like that? <ibm> oh no, you didn't. AIX is forever. <novell> actually, we still own unix, you can't do that. <SCO> wtf? we bought it from u. <novell> whoops. our bad. <SCO> i own u. haha <SCO> ibm: give me all your AIX now! <ibm> whatever. lamer. * ibm sets mode +b SCO!*@* * SCO has been kicked from #os (own this.)
906. Topic is 'The Official Anti-AOL Channel - Kill America Online!!!' * Set by Digea!Digea@AC886815.ipt.aol.com on Sat Oct 05 12:40:33
907. To play you have to go... outside? The big room where the moon catches fire everyday between 6 - 10 am? When it's light out? I'll pass, that bright stuff burns my eyes...
908. To protect it from foreign invaders like china.I don't understand why we can't have a billion people in our country too!
909. To quell my rage I often eat hamburger
910. To quote Ice Cube and Chris Tucker.... DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMNNN!!! / That... that is ugly, even for a shitty fursuit. What did the guy do? Rob a fabric store and grab whatever her could?
911. Torture the data till it screams
912. To say that wolves kill humans is to say that Little Red Riding Hood was a real person.
913. To speak with the mighty supercomputer "Deep Thought": / "YES I CAN" / .... / "BUT YOU ARE NOT GOING TO LIKE IT!" / XD
914. to spread my anti-war message :)
915. Toss around a giant beach ball before service, like at Grateful Dead concerts.
916. *tosses coin in a wishing well* i wish coins were sentient *coin screams as it sinks into the water*
917. Tossing My Salad
918. Toss then in a tree by the grade school after smeating a chocolate bar up the rear? / ... Maybe a little ketchup...
919. To sum up, DON”T SQUASH ME, MY COFFEE, MY PAPER AND MY SOUL AGAINST THE FILTHY WINDOW OF AN UNAIRCONDITIONED SUBWAY POD TO HELL WITH YOUR FUCKING GIGANTIC DONKEY RUMP.
920. totally agree, especially with the part about me being a prince...I am related to royalty (isn't everyone?)
921. TOTAL PUNK RAWK: LIMP BIZIT IS TRUE METAL, THEY KNOW HOW TO ROCK THE HOUSE
922. To tell you the truth, I think wolves are pretty cool. But there are animals that I like more than wolves. (I like jackals and foxes more than wolves.) But I don't deny that wolves kill people. HASN'T EVERY ANIMAL KILLED AT LEAST ONE PERSON?!!! I find it annoying when wolfaboos say that "BAAAAWWWWW WOLVZ DUN KEEL PEEPUL U RETARD" bull. WOLVES AREN'T NICE LIKE DOLPHINS DAMMIT. IF MY BICHOODLE ISN'T NICE ALL THE TIME, THEN A WOLF WON'T HARM ANYTHING? JUST LIKE A DEAD FISH DOES NOTHING? GAWD.
923. To the Crazy-bat-shit-lady who picked up the free fridge
924. To the girl who threatened to skull fu*k me last night.
925. To the hottie cop who doused me with pepper spray - m4w
926. to the junebugs: HOW IN THE EVER-LOVING HELL ARE YOU GETTING IN HERE??!!!
927. To the OP, No. You misunderstood what I said. "Essentially" does not mean "the same as".
928. [To the penniless, clingy watchers]
929. To the Robot Woman who crushed my family with her purse...
930. [to the tune of boil them mash them stick them in a stew] Beat them, burn them, throw them off a cliff
931. Touching my self at night is what killed all the dinosaurs, I don't know why the modify button isn't showing up.
932. Tourists coming to wizard city and getting tattoos of ‘cute sorcerer runes!!’ without actually knowing what they mean girl we just tattood the spell of public flatulence on you lmao good luck
933. To warewolf piece of moldy crap
934. /toy/ for the legos / /r9k/ for the GENTLEMEN. / /po/ for the HOLY SHIT! IS THAT A PAPER GUNDAM?!
935. * TPEGrunge is away: -(be back in 12 years)- since -(01:54)- pager -(off)- * TPEGrunge is back: from -(be back in 12 years)- gone - (626wks 1day 6secs)-
936. Tracing Is Evil!
937. tragic. 37 clowns were killed today in a devastating one car pile up.
938. <tragic> canada is basically USA Expansion Pack
939. Trailer Parks and Tornados
940. Trained my dog to donate blood on command
941. Translation: :iconbawwplz: BUT MAH SPIRIT ANIMUL IZ A WOOF STOP JUDGIN ME
942. Translation: It casts logical doubt on my words, so I must ignore it to maintain my fantasy.
943. TREAT ME LIKE A DOG I DONT CARE! / Wait....I'm confused....Is the dog person a bitch? / Bitch is another word for a female dog :P
944. <Tre`> I've got to find away to earn some dough <bishoptl> sell some sperm. that's legal in the States, isn't it? <bishoptl> or plasma - that should free up some $$$ <SHD> he's too young for selling sperm <Tre`> I need *a bunch* <bishoptl> sell your friends' sperm <Tre`> that's just disgusting <bishoptl> how badly do you want NWN <bishoptl> I'm not saying you have to go milk them yourself <bishoptl> just pass around the tupperware container
945. tried to overdose on aquarium pebbles & the hospital laughed at me and the ambulance drivers all took turns whipping me with catheter tubes
946. *tries to open bag of chips quietly at funeral*
947. Trillian can also suck my balls for deciding to limit me to a selection of ass-ugly skins
948. Trip my wife, pour my gravy on her, and run!!!!! <-5 / j/k ;)
949. tripped over a severed head on the sidewalk and wound up with a broken cock. my life is hell.
950. TRIP REPORT. Dosage: .25L hot chocolate, 15g marshmallows. t-5m: began heating water, feeling anticipation. t2m: extremely cozy throughout whole body.
951. Trivia: Otaku means loser in Japanese. So 'loserkin' perfectly describes them.
952. trolling in the furry community
953. TROLLS WANTED multiple postions available, nice people need not apply :P
954. Trolls will be blasted into a fine jam. Flamers will be extinguished with extreme prejudice. All others welcome. :)
955. trucker positivity around the globe
956. True. It's all in the marketing. Replace the picture dog with a picture of a child eating a bowl of cereal.
957. True, rice grains don't stink like pigs.:-)
958. Truly an animated GIF so brilliant it deserves it's own You're The Man Now Dog domain and looped soundtrack.
959. Truly a prince among men.
960. Truth be told I enjoy airplane turbulence it's thrilling and my favorite time to contemplate the inevitability of death. But I'm a pervert so
961. "Truthers," "Birthers," and now "Warmers." I'm developing a phobia of the "er" suffix. (nice video)
962. Trying to build a nuke generator in your room is stupid, but building a weapon that can punch a steel washer through six feet of solid concrete and leave a 10 diameter hole... Thats insane.
963. Trying to make an american jiangshi by taping a mcdonalds receipt to the corpses forehead
964. Trying to pet bison? The gigantic hoofed animals with large, pointy horns and armored skulls with which to defend themselves from potential threats- say, an animal with front-facing eyes and a tendency to approach in groups and touch vulnerable areas like the face (predatory signals if ever there were any), frequently accompanied by other known carnivores (dogs)? The stupid, it burns...
965. "Try the hole in the barrel outside the shower, the men swear by it." [...] "Wow, thats fantastic," the lumberjack says, "I'm going to use it every day." "Everyday except Wednesday," says the foreman. "Why?" says the lumberjack. "Wednesday's your day in the barrell."
966. Try this experiment: sing the lyrics to "Through the Fire and Flames" to any other Dragonforce song. In 90% of cases, the words will line up perfectly with the music. That is the sign that a band truly sucks.
967. Try to find a big friend to protect me from all the scary wolves and dragons and demons and dinosaurs and big cats and other scary species.
968. Try to talk while drinking something.
969. t-shirt “I’D RATHER BE PLAYING POOP RIGHT NOW!”
970. T-shirt that says "I'M SORRY FOR THE PERSON I BECOME WHEN I'M OVERHEATED"
971. T-shirt that says “I'M SORRY FOR THE PERSON I BECOME WHEN I'M OVERHEATED”
972. t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it
973. tto the fucker who donated me a heart. im glad youre dead
974. TUBE STEAK! BOLOGNA PONY!!! FURRY TUNA TACOS!!! and BEARDED CLAM!!! yes... :nod: :giggle:
975. Tuesday at 4:00 p.m. there will be an ice-cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.
976. Tuffy173: GET A ROOM, THIS IS HEAVY METAL, NOT PANSYLAND
977. tumbles the stairdragon a warning
978. Tune in tomorrow when Wayd will play Dan Fogleberg at maximum volume from his car stereo...
979. Tune in tomorrow when we discuss how having your 'furmeet' kicked out of the local mall does not, in fact, impinge on your right to freedom of assembly.
980. tunes for bears to dance to and envy <333333 Listen to: City of Caterpillar Circle Takes the Square I Would Set Myself on Fire for You I Wrote Haikus About Cannibalism in your Yearbook
981. Tune Your God Damn Piano
982. <TURBOMEAT> my car caught fire. <TURBOMEAT> I tried to flick a cigarette out the window <TURBOMEAT> and it was only like 1/4 down <TURBOMEAT> so it bounced off the window and went under the seat <TURBOMEAT> 2 streets later there was smoke billowing out from under me <TURBOMEAT> it landed on some paper <TURBOMEAT> then started to burn the material under the seat <TURBOMEAT> I wish someone had TOLD me smoking could be hazardous
983. "Turgid" is the best word in the English language. Try to insert it into every conversation you have.
984. Turning dog gravity off so they all get whisked away
985. Turn in the Bible to the Ten Commandments Exodus 20:3-17. Draw in asterisks and write exceptions at the bottom of the page.
986. turn my lizard into a fat bunny
987. Turn Off ur computer immediately, go buy a Schwinn, and cruise the city looking for actual REAL friends.
988. (turns out drinking is horrible but chain smoking is a gift from god)
989. (turns out drinking is horrible but chain smoking is a gift from god) Of course not as freaky as creating a mini-graveyard 15 feet from 18 wheelers doing 75 miles per hour and hauling pig shit. But hey, to each his own I guess.
990. Turn to your neighbor, whisper: This do in remembrance of me, and lick them.
991. TVnGames: Alright, go find a wolf and give it a kissy kissy. TVnGames: So, no kissy? :I
992. 'twas funny to see the amount of effort being put into things that arent going to be read
993. Twenty minutes into the service, look at your watch, stand up, and say: "Oh shit. This isn't the wedding!" Run out quickly.
994. Twilight is obviously a lesbian.
995. twisted shitposter
996. Two Free Cannibal Goldfish
997. Two furries walk into a bar. One turns to the other and says, "You didn't see it either?" / x3 Count how long it takes you to get that one.
998. Two furries walk into a bar, then they Yiff each other in the butt. I dunno where I was goin with this to begin with.
999. Two Hydrogen atoms were walking down the street. One atom trips and falls and says, "Ohh No I think I lost an electron!" The other atom replies "are you sure?" The first atoms exclaims "I'm Positive!"
1000. Two little jokes are walking on the park, minding their own bussiness. Then another joke comes running and tackles them both. Then he beats the shit out of them, steals their money and runs away laughing. On the ground, nearly unconscious, one of the little jokes says "Jesus, what a bad joke".
1001. Two peanuts were walking down the street. One of them was assaulted. A-salted. Peanut. Hahahahahaha.
1002. Two Words: JAILHOUSE GAY.
1003. Tyler had an aquiline nose. And could beat Harrison in gin rummy.
1004. Typhloser: I know of a 4ft tall man-eating chicken. DangerFuryGirl: Wow, a 4ft man eating a chicken! I am amazed by how gay that comment was! Typhloser: Using gay as an insult now? Damn. I'm so scared.
1005. typically, you can extract aobut 10mg of bone marrow from a single owl pellet. mix with water and pour over nachos for free instant meal