Nah, his head is just naturally that greasy and reflective.
nah, his skin was *was* tough as cardboard. then i chucked her in the bath and started pulling her apart. it smells like shit though...
Nah, if Jesus was a fan of those groups, then Zeppelin would still be recording to this day. Also, he wouldn't have let Freddy Mercury die during the height of Queen's career. I'd say Jesus is a fan of Willie Nelson.
Nah, I'll just make you a salad. More rabbits were killed for it anyway :3
nah way man BuddhaXJesus OTP / that's hot / religion slash is best slash / the hottest
name for a future joke project: / Violent Excretion (it's gonna be blackened death metal....about poo....brown metal!)
Name one time, ONE FRICKING TIME, i was obnoxious. Perhaps you just don't realise it. :no:
Napolian Dynamite (OHHHHKAY. Sure, him feeding the llama meat and throwing the orange at his uncle was funny BUT IT NEEDED A DAMN PLOT.)
<Narcissus> Dude I had a fucking crazy night last night
<Thomas> yeah?
<Narcissus> So you know how Jason is basically a crazy redneck?
<Narcissus> well we were sitting around drinking when he just pipes up "let's go hunting guys!"
<Narcissus> we're in the middle of the city, right, but we're sort of drunk, so me, Mike and Aaron go for it
<Narcissus> We head out to the park, drinking from the camelback of course, and see these fucking geese; Just hundreds of fucking geese sleeping by the river.
<Narcissus> we're just kind of stumbling around laughing, but Jason takes a fence post, UPROOTS the motherfucker, and just Braveheart charges this field of geese
<Narcissus> the geese start going apeshit as he's swinging like mad, just honking like crazy tearing up the river
<Narcissus> the three of us don't know what to do, but three generations of inbreeding sure as hell did. The fucker cracks one of the geese over the head, and it's just frozen, sort of stunned
<Narcissus> without a second of hesitation, Jason grabs his dull ass pocket knife and just pounces on the goose, stabbing wildly, and let me tell you.. there's a fuckton of blood in a goose
<Narcissus> this thing is hemorrhaging blood, completely covering him, but he keeps stabbing it
<Thomas> wtf dude? that's fucking nuts
<Narcissus> just listen, it gets worse
<Narcissus> We are completely dumbfounded, we don't know what the fuck just happened, but we're pretty sure it's extremely illegal
<Narcissus> we decide to wrap up the goose in Aaron's jacket and take it back to the apartments
<Narcissus> so we walk like 3 miles back, and take it to the field by the power station
<Narcissus> Jason's not done though, he takes his dull blade and SKINS THE MOTHERFUCKING GOOSE
<Narcissus> takes out the entrails, the whole nine yards, takes for fucking ever
<Narcissus> at this time Mike is turning pale, he's looking up all the laws we'd broken, and he kept yelling about some security guard watching us
<Narcissus> I told him to stop being paranoid, but he wouldn't let up
<Narcissus> so he grabs the goose and just fucking chucks it, as hard as he can over towards the freeway
<Narcissus> needless to say we were pissed, but we weren't about to spend all night looking for that shit
<Narcissus> So we snuck home, drunk, hungry and defeated
<Thomas> Now that's a fucking adventure
<Narcissus> yeah, I know, but just imagine this episode of cops:
<Narcissus> four college age guys, drunk, walk out of a darkened field in the middle of a city at 3 A.M. after spending several hours working on something, and one of them is COVERED in blood, holding a dull, bloody knife, claiming to have just hunted, skinned, and then completely thrown away an entire goose
<Narcissus> you can't right better shit than that
<Thomas> I don't think we should ever hang out with Jason ever again
<Narcissus> Agreed
NASA's an algorithm that is so complicated the only logical answer is "peanut butter" and all their resources are in trying to figure out why, whereas Bush is a bean counting game where there is a five gallon glass jar with three kidney beans in it.
National Baby Batter day / Test your sexdurance day / Local screaming orgasm festival / Midwest grip-the-cob day
Nationalism went down. Communism went down. Socialism went down. Capitalism ... is going down? Well, if it is ... what comes then?!
Nativity figurines. Crucifixes. Rosaries. Clean out your apartment, all this nerd shit is chick repellant.
Natural cycle. Myth myth by Al Gore lunatics, wanting us to be carbon taxed !!! Grrzz
Naturally, the kid named himself Optimus Prime and so somewhere in America there is a young man named Optimus Prime.
nature is beautiful
Naughty at a Funeral - w4m
naughty children must feed the ants to appease The Hole
naughty city names street names places
naw i'm looking at elite moons at exclusive times
naw, you hadn't bombed anybody
Nazi rape kits, as in, we're raping nazis? or Rape kits made by nazis?
-- n-dimensional manifold. President #DAPoliticalForumClub chat:
Necrophiliac seeking corpse
Necrophilia-exactly what the hell is everyone's problem with it?
Need a volunteer to give me a vasectomy
Needless to say, I got a boner like a rocketship and cybersex quickly became my favorite thing in the entire world.
Needs more categories. / What do you call 2 white guys in a sleeping bag? / Gay / What do you call a white guy with ginger hair? / Owned
Need solicited gore
Need some BDSM ideas.. anyone
Need someone to kill a bug, right now
Need Someone to Turn Me Into Furniture
Need tips on what to concentrate on in order to learn this technique?!
Need to diversify my substance abuse portfolio
need your work yiff colored
"Neh neh neh nah nah nah nah neh neh neh nah.......................and really bad eggs. Drink up, me harties, yo ho!"
Neither. I'd rather keep myself free of any stereotypical associations but still listen to whatever music I like. =p
Neotyguy40: Take away our guns and we're still at the top. We still have bows. Take away our bows and we're still at the top. We have computers, vehicles, and other weapons. Take away our computers, vehicles, and other weapons. We still have our minds. Take away our minds. We now just went down a single tropic level. Only a good 10 more to go before we reach the bottom.
flyingwolf89: if i drop you in a forest with just yur clothes on your back your mind isnt gonna save you from a wolf. i said take away that machineries and were way down the food chain. we dont use our own power just the power of the machines and i cant respect that. i resecpt animals more for using what they have
Nepotism Watch: Alex Alda. Alan? Kiernan Culkin.
Macauley?
[...]
FOR THE RECORD: Prime Anarchist has never owned or
operated a Mont Blanc pen.
Prime saying, have an ice day. -- ATI zine, "prime anarchist" column, Jan 2000
NERD TIME / We are Vixens of Borg. Resistance is futile, but we like it when you struggle!
Neurotic, angst ridden, high maintenance stress ball seeks...
NEVER be vulnerable. FLUSH your medication down the toilet. LIE when people ask how you're doing. SUPPRESS your feelings. ALWAYS be irritable and abrasive. MAKE SURE you push away anyone who's close to you. CANCEL your therapy appointment.
Never come between a man and his toast. :U
"Never confuse dissent with disloyalty." Can't remember who said it. They're probably dead now though. :dummy:
NEVER DAMN THE MASAMUNE!!!!!!!!!!!! You can say whatever youwant about that bastard that killed Aeris but... do... not... diss... THE MASAMUNE!
Never ever ever eat raw white onion and then smoke cigarette.
Never ever ever eat raw white onion and then smoke cigarette.
The gnomes beat the shit out of you again?
The gnomes beat the shit out of me again.
NEVER flip your canvas. That's valuable time you could be using to draw everything at a slant.
never forget that you are someone’s most legendary fumble
never forget what green onion has done for you.. for all of us
Never had I read so few words that ooze so much ignorance.
Never heard of "ass antlers." I'm going to use that one now.
Never heard of no President Tyler :iconderpyshrugplz:
never inviting the origami guy to the smoke sesh again. he folded up the last of our flower into a beautiful dove that flew away on the wind, inspiring a melancholic but still uplifting reverence in all of us
never let being a girl stop you from being a boy
never “look inside” yourself btw i just tried it and there was already someone in there looking back it was so awkward
NEVER................................... ........................................ ........................................ ........................................ ........................................ ................. we use to be freinds
New carebear is named Pissed At You Bear and he's just pissed at you
New from Apple: the I-God!
New growth Fir lumber is so soft I can literally gnaw through it, take bites from it. And they build houses from this stuff, disgraceful
NEW INFORMATION ON BLACK HOLES
If we could somehow get hold of black hole, only a small one (a couple of miles across) and drop it on Russia - we could make a fortune.
With Russia on her knees, we would also have an immediate solution to the garbage crisis... also housing, jails, etc.
Publicity is a problem... people don't relate all that well to black holes. Black holes have an image problem. Let's face it, the very name "black hole" is a turn-off.
"Punk" rock is an angle that should be explored here. These youngsters are naturals for black holes! Bands could vie with each other to have black holes at their concerts and "social doings", etc.
Religion! Need we say more? Meet your maker through the back door of the universe - down the garbage chute and into the arms of the almighty!
Remember, this office will stand behind you - way behind!
new kind of guy who browses the internet a bit before bed
new(/old) copypasta just dropped oh my god
NEWS FLASH: Humans do horrible things, not satan. 2nd NEWS FLASH: Humans do nice things too. not god.
New Testament- The Culinary delights...:bucktooth:
[new to sadism] I'm gonna hurt the blood out of you
new way of drestroying shit
*new yawk voice* hey! i'm pervin' here! bada bing bada boobs!
New Years: The stupidiest holiday ever created!!
New yorka seeing pizza for the first time in 2 hours: HUBBA HUBBA, GET A LOAD OF THAT DAME
New York City is about a lot of things. One of those things is seeing the upper limit for the size a rat can be and that limit is larger than you'd expect
Newzfoxjr: Holy shit dude
Newzfoxjr: my friend ding dong door bell ditched a house across the street
Newzfoxjr: he ran to a bush and hid, the guy answered and he was dressed up in a freaking S&M suit
Newzfoxjr: so my friend comes out of the bush, looks at him, AND GOES INTO HIS FREAKING HOUSE.
Newzfoxjr: it's been like 2 hours
Next on Playlist: More Voices in His Head
Next... The communyiff manifursto...
Next time those stupid elders who come around the ben once a day every day, I swear, I'm showing them this.
Next time you are chased by a dog, maybe you should sing loud enough for someone to complain. And if a dog chased us while jogging in Texas , we could just pull out our legal concealed 9mm and defend ourselves. Sorry pooch.
Next time you go on a ship, legally change your name to Hugh Williams.
Next time you're gonna screw, make sure you're wearing the boxers. He'll be all like, "LOL WUT" when you take your pants off. / Otherwise you can use them for fappage (squelchage?) like a creepy old person.
Nickname hogs.
Niece Creed was crazy. / 1) Nicene you troglodyte. / Creed isn't a person! / N. Creed. Before that concept was invented.
:ninja::icongodplz::iconsaysplz:I PRAISE THIS NINJA TO BE THE NEXT JEEZUS
*ninja sneaks in and flings a ninja throwing knife at the wall next to Raul's head with a piece of paper neatly wrapped around the handle and a string tied in a little knot around it* / THUNK!
ninnnu2000: yes
<Niva> I bet whoever invented Jello did so because he had a lot of friends who did acid, and really wanted to fuck with them.
<Niva> "Hey, Matt, pour me a glass of water."
<Niva> "Sure man, I- HOLY SHIT!"
<Andolph> And just to tease them, they stuck all kinds of stuff like doll heads and legs inside the jello
<Niva> Dude, this water isn't pouring?
<Niva> "What are you talking about? You're getting it all over the floor!" "IT'S STILL IN THE PITCHER, MAN!!!"
Nixon meets Quayle, says he's not "an intellectual midget." -- from a chronological Quayle primer, Nov. 21 1988
NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Dammit, dammit, dammit! *cries self to sleep*
No, autosexuals find themselves sexy and would marry themselves or a doppelgänger.
no beer, only caffeine pills, which are on the house
Nobody burns this fucker :iconpyrodanceplz:
Nobody expects sound in homemade porn, use this to your advantage. Most likely, your's nor your partner's fuckfarts will be audible to the audience. So, continue on as if they didn't happen (unless this is fuckfart fetish porn).
Nobody gives a shit about your character
Nobody has mentioned Moore yet. For my money, his is the best Bond. My favourite Bond film is A View to a Kill.
nobody told me that" doing donuts" was some car technique. up until now i thought that it was just another way to say you're eating donuts
NO. but if i died right now, I would come back and eat all of you, because its only socially acceptable to eat people if you are a zombie.
No but I fuckin. Ate the cake so I don't give a shit.
No,but I'm honestly insane.lol
No, but they sure are tasty.
no critiques plz lol
No cussing or crossdressing!!
:nod: B&E does not magically give you a right to kill them...tomorrow...when they're eating lunch.
Node.JS, where you can go from "Does anyone I know use this" to "an expert" in 10 days!
No different than being any other kind of member except maybe a Banned member. :iconteheplz:
NO DON'T F11! Its not worth it!
No, drunk farmer dad, I don't want to know how to get a good fuck!
No dude you're clearly under the influence of the amulet I'm leaving
No erections, no yaoi, BUT TITS AND PUSSY EVERYWHERE.
No escape from the mass mind rape Play it again jack and then rewind the tape And then play it again and again and again Until your mind is locked in
:noes: I already have the therapist! I'm on the track to insanity!!! Curse you textbooks!!!
NOE U WROGN >=[=[=[ / Click to expand... / I AM NEVAR WORNG / Click to expand... / OMFG IMPOSIBEEEEEEEL!!!!111...one.
No hair off my ass. Have a good life.
No, he said "stereo". It's the precursor to your fancy surround sound. / When I was your age we didn't have music coming from all around us, no! We only had a left and right channel. / Kids these days, spoiled rotten!
No hits, no runs, no heirs.
no i am meaning old joke about daggerfall guards 500 of them pop from noplace and chase you with axe for sleeping on a sidewalks and they shout HALT HALT HALT HALT HALT HALT :)
"No, I am not looking at your breasts."
No idea. All I've ever heard was the war on terror. Do you think that means that George W Bush is obligated to cure my fear of spiders?
no idea what this means
no i have an iq of 123 / Online IQ tests don't count. / thats not online test iq thats my real iq
:no, I have no bananas. Well if you have no bananas I'm not fuckin talking to you. O.K. have a banana. Alright what do you wanna know?
No....I'm a purple rabbit with snake tails! / Holy crap, I FOUND YOU AGAIN, WITH A YEAR OLD COMMENT / I TOLD YOU...IM EVERYWHERE
no i mean wild animals of ever dogs you dont now mostly wild ones no i have 3 dogs i scard that cats after i could not breath around them
no injun royalty...my great gandpas great grandpa was Chief Fuckemminniesquaw of the Longcocks tribe
no its not a “bush” it’s my second wizard beard
No, it's the government controlling your computer. / First Windows, THEN THE WORLD!
no, it was the one where the cops deliberately attacked a group of little old ladies with hand grenades, machine guns, and bazookas because they were driving to slow in the park
no i want it NATURALLY on the end of a BONE
No kidding, you're the living proof.
No legit im a dragon.........
No machine can replace man until it learns to drink!
No matter what you say, this is cruel. What makes animals any different then us? They still feel pain, and we are as related to a mouse as we are a salad.
No matter where you go, there will always be a floating mass of warm air which smells like unrefined ass SOMEWHERE in the area.
No matter where you go, you're there.
<nom> Bush wipes his ass, right?
<Ultron> No someone does it for him
<Legion> yeah with the constitution
No more leftovers please god I want a fast food burger so bad
no my grammar is the english grammar of a french girl
fils de pute
No, MY LUNCH. Not yours.
No nastier than your vagina. The foreskin is a natural part of human anatomy.
[nonchalantly goes to hell]
No need. In order to utilise it effectively you have to be as mad as Bullet-Magnet. Which, luckily, I am.
No need to fight in RL. / World War 3 will be on...TEH INTERWEBS!
none of those words are in the voynich manuscript
None will be turned away. Who knows, maybe I'll get enough quetions to write another phile. Slatez dudes.
Non-existence isn't a punishment. Getting repeatedly ass raped by a guy called Tyrone is.
No! NO! Back to Newgrounds with you! / *whip-CRACK!* / Back! Back, I say!
No, no. I mock pigeon feces myself. I simply question your sanity.
No no no. I was hoping he might inspire you to off yourself. You fail at context, as most neocons seem to, intentionally or otherwise. Anyway, failing that, perhaps you'll get outside and do something instead of trolling progressives all day long and reading Atlas Shrugged for the thousandth time.
No no no no no. / A kernal panic is when you have an odd but unstoppable craving for a bucket of chicken at 2 am and KFC is closed.
nono shit comes through the butthole
No! Not the R-word! Anything but the R-word! Nooooo!
No. Now shes annoyed because she thinks that her statements are being used against her or are taking it out of context.
NO NOXIOUS CREATURES (NO SNAKES, NO SCORPIONS, FEW BUGS, NO DUBYA.) SHEEP, SHEEP AND MORE SHEEP - VERY CUTE AND CUDDLY.
Non-typo grammar errors, l33tsp3ak, and txt tlk: absent
Sesquipedalian and normal words instead of monosylabic slang: present
Intelligence: present
Truth: present
Condescendment and delusions of grandeur: absent
Bragging of insanity: absent
Everybody is unique. Being aware of that and stating that isn't "Speshul Snoflake Syndrome."
No of course not. Dammit they will learn of our weaknesses and send only women to protest :shakefist:
No offense to the people of Texas but if there was a big red button that said “destroy Texas” on it. I might. I may.
No :O it would take near-fatal amounts of liquor and Bill Gates' fortune to get me nudez :fear:
No one asked the fish to nibble the hook, but the bait brings him here XD
Contoversial stamps will just bring flamers.
No one can make fun of the US disasters.
NO ONE DISOBEYS ME!!! I shall spank you in a way that you WON'T enjoy!
no one does spider because how would you do that ? wear plastic bug legs and eatin glue to make stringey webpoop in the toilet bowl ?
no one gives a shit about hockey outside of Alaska and Canada. So it was Soccer Moms.
no one is coming to save yo- wrong!! everyone who has ever shown you love and/or care is saving you a little bit.
No one would ever notice me. Seriously. I'd hide in my house with absurdly large windows, order everything online...
nooo little furry girl dont post that picture of a raccoon/oppossum/fox/serval/etc in a house
NOOO!!! / MY PALADIN CASTS TRUE RESURECTION!! LV 69!!! / HES BACK, and hes a kill yew now, ATTACK MY GYGAX!! / MWAHAHAHA *Goes all fallen paladin on yer asses*
nooooo way I took the edibles that make your armor come to life and start jacking you off
nope. and you really can't make me. get that through your head and go ram yourself up someone else ass please. k thanx bai!
nope my favorite animal is not perfect it licks its ass, and shits on my floor, thats my dog for you though. lol
Nope, my puke smells like roses and is stone cold. / No, and I don't want to! / Well you must have since you beg to differ...
No, piss off. Back to your cage! Ya! Ya! *cracks whip*
NO RETURNS, EXCHANGES, or GUARANTEES – NO EXCEPTIONS!!!!
normal people will never understand how valuable a dragon png can be
No room for word "Fuck" in the Bible, apparently. / Well, duh, he's God. I mean, if he can manage to not exist, everything else has to be a snap.
No smoking signs
No soldier shall, in time of peace, be quartered in any house without the owners consent, unless that house is thought to have been used for the distrabution of illegal substances.
no specie is better then the other.
lol its fine if animals are kept rpoperly? sorry but u can be in a luxiourious mansion but if i punched u in the stomach itd still hurt.
No! STOP IT FANTARDS!
Not a bad start with the spooge 'n whatnot, but in a lot of places it looks more like cobwebs than liquid. Keep practicing.
:-) Not all change is good.
Not all furs live a happy life. Some furs hate being what they are. What they've turned themselves into. What others expect them to be. They try to change things, and end up envying their past. They see they've changed the wrong things. They wish they'd changed earlier. Learned their mistake sooner. They do nothing, and their future turns into a bottomless pit. Friends disappear. Enemies multiply and band together. They see this, try to fade away, and end up just that much more visible. They alone are the balance for the rest of furrydom. Necrofurs start their existance at death. Void of form. Content. Purpose. Moral. They are puppets to a lesser cause. They know this. They hate the path they are forced to walk, the world they are forced to wander though, but most of all, the human that pulls their strings.
Not as loud as a rabid Drill Instructor chasing me with a rusty bayonet in one hand and intentions of hanging my manbits up on his office wall on his mind. :shock:
Not as overrated as the DAMN CATS
<notBel> Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.
Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.
supid.
not ctrl+p, ctrl+v!!! YOU LOSE!!! GOOD DAY, SIR!!!
not enough fucking sauce on this thing some1get get me some damn sauce!!!
NOTE: This is an anti-intelligence thread.
note to self make disease that makes sword flaccid
Note to Self: OOOOOOWWWWWWW!
Not even the bible can escape yoai
not even the oscars deserve a burn like that dude (not even after snubbing the social network last year)
note: you can chill the dough in the fridge if you can't bake them right away for any reason, but if you have to refrigerate it, let the dough come up to room temperature again before you bake them, otherwise the tops will not get cooked fully if the dough is still cold when it goes in. as an added note, if you oven stops working.... “did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in after two minutes” does indeed work on ovens as well as computers and don't forget fun sugar sprinkles !
Note: You can die up here.
not going into extreme detail but it involved 5 gallons of lube and 16 footballs
No thanks. I don't take commands from people who arent my guardians. :)
No, the Sun orbits around the USA, duh.
No, they gotta eat. That is the point of all these. Crumb is ant food. Web provide food, like job provide money. worm eat dirt. Flies are weird.
No, they live in this country called Africa-America, it is hidden under the sea.
No they won't because why would anyone eat a mouse that's stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I'm dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won't eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won't do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won't get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.
Nothing. Because I don't have time to. :saddummy: YOUR SIGNATURE. THE GAME. :iconkiddingmeplz:
Nothing bets old rocky roll
nothing brings me more joy than watching the life leave a noob's eyes
Nothing. Even on Christmas, I get Nothing.
Nothing. Good entertainment is SUBJECTIVE!!! :no:
Nothing is black and white, if you see everything in black and white you might want to see a therapist and check for Borderline Personality Disorder, because that is one of the symptoms.
Nothing like 70lbs of German Shepherd hanging from your balls to reform you from a life of crime real fast, and in a fur suit you'd look just like a giant chew toy to Officer Mutt.
nothing like taking a live grenade out of a zombines hand and blowing it up with it
nothing nothing nothing I LOVE MYSELF YOU SAD FUCKERS! :D
Nothing says Happy Holidays like a photo of sweet little toddlers screaming at Santa.
Nothing too strange. But the most revolting thing I've ever eaten was a chicken nugget dipped in orange juice, milk, a fruit cup and some weird kind of sauce.
notice: if you continue, several fetish scenarios will proceed in sequence.
not if you exercise. There is something called MODERATION, you know.
Noting for later (as we need more butter for this, and probably won’t do a grocery shopping till the weekend).
Not me though, my wizard hat is intensely, agonizingly vertical, displaying dominance in matters of both social standing and arcane mastery
Not MY government. I'M Australian.
not nice about the whore thing up there / I LOVE OWLS they are so kool!!
not now kitten mommy is having imaginary beef with a person she hasn’t spoken to in six years
Not only did you let him marinate in failure for a moment you also gnome laughed on his corpse
not only that, they can move planets... if only he has a place to stand lol
Not possible. You cannot be a human mixed with a totally different species. Just like mixing a dog and a cat. Just doesn't work.
Not really, no. You can like the books without being a fucktard.
not to be lustful on main but i really just need a man over 350 to roll over me in his sleep and flatten me like a steamroller and if i die its just how it has to be
Not to be rude, but it feels like a **** ** ****** in my lower ***** while being ****** by a robot ****** singing the star spangled *****.
"not to b rude but u cant draw lol" Pretty tame, huh? I KNOW YOU CAN DO BETTER!
Not to forget he'd wash our feet and die for us. He's the real Bruno Mars right up there - catching a grenade for us :bucktooth:
Not to me. I keep getting fucking lost. / need to clean up in here, man. I swear. Looks like my brainmeats are getting eaten by some.. Linux.. or something.
Not to mention when the trap door opens.
Not unless he did it with chopsticks.
<novalis> How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
<novalis> Two. One to hold the giraffe, and another to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.
!! / No wait! Now, I'm a Christian. I like to shove my religion down your throats and persecute.
now a low price for the lowly trip to helliwood, visit all the famous peeps and get a signature from Satan himself, a trip worth the pay!
:lol:
Same here, I like warm places.
NO WATERSPORTS PLEASE. I vote for a log ride! Except there are real spinning blades, and you die! IN SOVIET RUSSIA, LOGS RIDE YOU!
Now... at the dead center... IS THAT DANTE?!
no way your narrow ass cloaca laid this egg
Now, being a guy I've never experienced childbirth, but I imagine a few minutes in the pain of a head between the thighs could feel like eternity
Now, don't get all bent out of rape.
no weapon forged against me has ever been cool or well made
no weapon formed against my sweeties will prosper
No, we will name the capital after the general that won the war of independence and will be the first Presidentfur, George Yiffington! =DDDDDDDDDD
Now excuse me while I go dip my brain and eyeballs in bleach.
Now get out of the pool. It is full of AIDS and Fail.
Now if his hobby was having sex with lots of people.... I guess that would be a whole other story.
NOW I HAVE THESE 60 MILLION VIAGRA PILLS AND SEEK YOUR HELP IN TRANSFERING THEM TO YOUR ACCOUNT.
Now imagine what would have happened if they had viagara back then.
now i mean it sexually
Now, just how I'll get it is another matter... As they apparently don't ship to us in Canada.
Now make a burnt offering to Zeus or he will strand you on a desert island, bitch. :icongodplz:
No wonder that these members of the committee were shocked at
such an image of God, knowing as they did that the only true God
was correctly described by the inspired lunatic of Patmos [...]
Certainly a large mouth filled with white teeth is preferable
to one used as the scabbard of a sharp, two-edged sword. Why should
these gentlemen object to a god with big, fiery eyeballs, when
their own Deity has eyes like a flame of fire? -- Robert G. Ingersoll, "A Wooden God", 1890
no wonder you're having these fucked up nightmares you're sleeping with just a stumpy little shark plushie, that shit can barely swim let alone defend you, i've been sleeping with about 20 telekinetic sword plushies and a body pillow of a military commander allied to my cause, nothin's getting to me in my dreams
Now tell me or I'll eat you..And ohh I know who you are!
now thas what i call a "macro" sized condom.
Now that's just fucking creppy...
Now that's just really weird...
Now that was funny.Laughing my ass off!
Now that you mention it... I WANNA GO FIRST!!!
now the animators make constant butt and fart jokes
now there are wolves out there drawn in a nude plastic bikini with their tongues out :3
"Now turn your head and cough."
Now we just need a "WOLVES CAN HAVE GRAY EYES" stamp. XD
Now, when I get up in the morning, before my legs have had a chance to warm up and stretch I find myself walking on tiptoe around the house. / (Otherwise known as 'digitigrade'.)
Now when people ask for MY favorite animal, I proudly declare: PANGOLINS, BETCH!
“Now you're playing with power… Now you're playing with fuckin' shit! You're better off fuckin' shit than fuckin' with this fucked-up shit! Fuck this shit! You don't know shit about how fuckin' shitty this fuckin' shit is. It's so bad, it sucks. It's so fuckin' suck, it fucks! And I… can't take it anymore.”
No you cannot fix your entire life at 2am. Go to bed.
NO. You don't make fun of somebody with a severe deformity.
No you don't sound like youhate animals you just sound like a blithering idiot that don't sound like they know much about nothing....so shut the HELL UP!!!!!!Moron...it is obvious cognitive brain don't applay to you.In fact brain is to big a word for you to comprehend.
No, your ass isn't that cool.
no... YOU'RE OVER RATED!!! *backflips doing double middlefingers right into a trash can* XD
No, your penis is dying. Enjoy it while you can.
(NSFW, has penis... lotsa penis... MORE PENIS THAN YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR in it)
nsfw = nosfewatu
<[NSGuide]Greedo386> I'm American. I respect the Bill of Rights. Freedom of Speech is one of the greatest parts of being American. That being said, you have no rights in here, whatsoever.
<n> the only thing that gets him away from eq is beer
<Doza> at least he hasn't totally sold out
<n> what we need is a helmet we can strap onto him... with tubes that go down his thoat... and you hook it up to the puter... and it dispenses beer every time he gets a frag
<n> then he'll play q3
Nuns used to scare me. Then one day I went and murdered four of them. I'm not afraid of nuns anymore. I don't know, maybe this is some kind of skill that can transfer over to this job or something.
nurgle loves you
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!! I am a Mormon, and I am happy/proud to say that I will NEVER read this book!
“nypd” actually means new york personality disorder