<j03bl0w> Is it wrong to touch yourself when things like Miss Teen USA are on?
<|SeveN|> j03bl0w: no.
* j03bl0w touches himself in places with lots of nerve endings
JaCk5tAh: i hope you droen in your own piss
Jack Black as a werewolf, maybe like M.J. Fox in "Teen Wolf" or really bloodthirsty...? No, that's not him. :XD: But his eyebrows, as if it was made for that.
"Jack lives in the dumpster behind his house and was raised by an opossum." / Ahahaha.
Jack off a little more. Or smoke some dope. You need to unwind.
Jack would be sex everywhere. True fact. :D
Jack would go crazy and eat all of amnesia pills (the ones that erase your memory) and would wake up naked in the snow
Jaguar24: ... I want to be a cannibal even more
MoonGeister: It sucks.
"jail isnt real," i assure myself as i close my eyes and ram the hallmark gift shop with my shitty bronco
Jallak went to Hebrew school at this one temple for years...there was no rabbi, the head of the temple was the Cantor. He had long hair and he sang a lot. He would always give us long sermons about judiasm and goodness and all that, getting very very very passionate, his voice rising, tears nearly coming to his eyes as he spoke of God aa a "Great cosmic teddy bear"...
<Jallak> It's been years since I went to Hebrew school...today I found out the Cantor had been arrested...for running a prostitution ring
Jan 13: Death. Metal. Rooster.
Jan 16: Inflatible Condom Sex
Jan 17: The Yum Yum Yum Kitty
Jan 22: Freezing Frog Zombies
Japanese for: GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!111
<jaymeekae> i feel so american
<Moonman> you shot someone?
jcatfan: i will get him and let u decide on the furniture
jcatfan: why
JC IT'S A BOMB! / Click to expand... / Oh shi- *BOOM!*
j_dunlevy_69: no he won't
Jealous, controlling 300gb high-speed USB 2.0 hard disk
Jean-Claude lives at home with his parents and eats their food.
<jeemer> you know, come to think of it i already have a 5 gallon aquarium
<jeemer> hundreds of billions of pets
<jeemer> i feed them malt and they shit out alcohol
<jeemer> its a pretty good system actually
jensen ackles gives me a woody
Jerk Me Off And I'll Suck Your Cock
Jesus. And I would say: Shitt.... shouldn't have taken all that ecstasy... :wow:
Jesus can kill a yak from 200 yards away. With MIND BULLETS.
JESUS CHRIST FORGET THE LION IT'S A MOB OF PISSED OFF PARENTS!!! GET IN THE CAR!!!
jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack
"Jesus Christ! Its really you God?! God damn man! Its about time!" / Worst cartoon character to be dating
jesus christ porno star
jesus christ, repo / i know your pissed off with me but ya didnt have to wipe out the whole northeast power grid just to get back at me for some post on message board / just ease up ok??
Jesus Christ, the comments. Those people make Charles Manson look sane by comparison.
jesus christ vampire hunter
Jesus christ you're a sterling example of everything that's wrong everywhere
Jesus. Fuck. / Jesus. Fuck. / I MEAN... JESUS... FUCK.
jesus hates you
Jesus is fucking metal. (everybody should get that reference.)
Jesus is going to hell big time.....
"Jesus, let's fuck on the world and destroy everything."
Jesus/Lucifer is way too overdone for me... It's all about shadrach, meshach and abednego's hot, hot threesomes.
Jesus: No Dad, I just go to look at the artistic nudes :paranoid:
Jesus probably adored James Brown. Because really, who doesn't love James Brown? SEX MACHINE!
Jesus's theme song? 'He's got a biiiiiiiig hole, in his hand hand!"
Jesus, there's only so many bott-wearing demons and flowers-up-the-arse someone can take!
Jesus was black, Ronald Reagan is the devil, and the government is lying about 9/11
Jesus was kind of a megalomaniac don't you think? I mean, there's God, who created the Entire World, and everything in/on it... and he goes: "Yeah, that's my dad for you!" How conceited is That?
Jesus was murdered in 1980 by Mark David Chapman.
Jesus wasn't an egg fertilized by sperm.
jesus would be into all of the above, cos his daddy is in the f*** her gentley vidio by tenacios d
Jesus would listen to cradle of filth. definitely.
Jheryn's code is so bad I was yelling out loud and had to take breaks every so often because I got depressed. SOFTWARE IS NOT SUPPOSED TO ELICIT AN EMOTIONAL REACTION OF ANY KIND.
Jimmy: no if you punched a care bare do you think it would shoot a rainbow out of its ass
hooges: quite possibly
hooges: or maybe sugar
hooges: If that was the case, we could start a sugar plantation
hooges: just breed carebears and punch them in the face and get the smurfs to harvest the sugar out of their ass
job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?
job listings are always like do you want to Make an Impact on the World? and Transform the Lives of Others? by serving Our Ice Cream?
John Goodman and a Parking Garage Kicked My Ass
John Hurt jerking off to the Apple 1984 commercial.
<Johnno> wouldnt it be cool if there was a cow that had a door on it's side, that when you opened it up, it produced nummmy pie
<wonko> that's a good idea! hold on while I round up some venture capital...
JOHNNY "SUSTAINED" LIBIDO This variety of male may be even more dangerous than JOHNNY LIBIDO because at least JOHNNY LIBIDO tells the truth.
join me in the worship of black shuck
Join: Mr_Shroom (~Mr_Shroom@dt032n74.san.rr.com!)
<Mr_Shroom> Good gracious.
<Mr_Shroom> My ass is bodacious.
<Mr_Shroom> I had no idea!
<Mr_Shroom> Why was I not informed of my spanktacular backside?
<Mr_Shroom> Eh?
<Mr_Shroom> ...
<Mr_Shroom> Don't make me lay waste to your cities!
<Mr_Shroom> Fiiine.
<Mr_Shroom> You big babies.
Part: Mr_Shroom (~Mr_Shroom@dt032n74.san.rr.com)
<Coan_Arcanius> he's right, he did look good leaving
Joke's on them. I'm NEVER going to get laid. Hahahaha!
Jokes on you I'm barefoot right now
Jooz did 9/11!!!! / Also, I blame religion for all of the worlds current problems. War in Iraq, religion. America hate, religion. Slightly burned bacon, religion. Damn you Jesus!!!
<jre> One time I went into a stupid donut shop to take a pee-pee. They had a sign that said: PLEASE "FLUSH TOILET" BEFORE LEAVING. Flush toilet was in parentheses. So I assumed it was code for something
<jre> So I "pissed in the sink"
jsdvosjgojosiagoisagsohngnsoafn NOOOOOOOO
Judge Dredd... / I AM THE LAW!
Judging by the comments they're killing all the wrong people.
Jul 10: The Tampon Trials
Jul 25: There's a Dog Humpin' on John Stamos' Leg
Julius Caesar: Fuck tu, Brute !!
July 14: The Internet is Broken
July 16: Animals are BETTER than you
July 6: The Blue Fish of Death
<jUmB0> lets buy cocaine and support south american independence
*jumps up* i shall return!!! after these carefully hidden subliminal messages that come in the shape of the next few hours of dreams!!!! *goes crosseyed falls back with a sickening crash*
Jun 19: HEY! HEY! HEY! I'M A DINOSAUR! HEY!
Jun 3: The Coolest House in the Neighborhood (And Maybe the Galaxy)
June 14: On the Importance of Gun Safety
June 1: How to Solve a Rubik's Cube: The Warp 3 Solution
June 30th is upon us, and that means its Sporebat Appreciation Day! Run out and hug the nearest Sporebat (carefully) and remember, while it may bite... it only does so out of love. Love for you. And your delicious fingers, of which it wants two or three.
<JungleMason> There's a hole in my heart that can only be filled by you.
<Gabealicious> Have you tried epoxy?
<JungleMason> Yes, and the smell reminds me of you.
<Gabealicious> Or... maybe some of that spray foam insulation...
<JungleMason> I LOVE that shit.
<Gabealicious> me too!
<JungleMason> Tastes GREAT on a Triscuit.
<Gabealicious> Yes ... some folks call it 'ez cheez'
<JungleMason> Burger King calls it "Ranch Dip."
Just a minor point of contention. Isn't a mulligan what it's called when you fuck up and want to have another go? I believe the correct phrase is "I call bullshit".
just another long hard day of contributing to low birth rates
Just a psa for all bugs I am going to sit in the grass for a little while and you are NOT ALLOWED to climb on me
Just a random thought...but if there ever is a return of some savior...he/she/ it is going to read this thread and laugh themselves silly:)
just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body
just became Profoundly sad imagining a man who doesnt hit puberty until age 99 and he dies from it
just because i dress in black and i am slightly emotional does not mean i am emo... or does it?
Just because you can take their money, doesn't mean you should.
Just because you like dogs better than cats doesn't mean you can blame cats as a danger for global warming. You have no argument as you have no proof. This argument is mine.
Just because you're pregnant, does not make it art
just bought the flaming raging poisoning sword of doom at Claire’s
Just burped while walking down the sidewalk and the dude a couple meters ahead of me collapsed and was lifeless instantly as though shot in the head
Just buy a box of Cheese-Its like the rest of us.
just call it 'advertising' :D
just cast the fire spell. dip shit
Just Eats Every Part (JEEP)
just felt you with my feelers. Not interested. DO NOT LAY EGGS IN OR NEAR ME.
just found 3 bolts and a snail shell on da groun
just found out today that moths can make their genitals vibrate to throw off a bat’s sonarvenacavo
Just...fucking...all of you, just get out.
Just fucking deal with it alright
Just gay me up already.
Just got back from putting fake ballots in a pigs mouth
just got revenge on someone who wronged me 6 years ago. never be relaxed ever. im coming
just had to put down a rabid butterfly
just heard on the news that our enemies all follow the cutesy motivational shit accounts also, and draw even more power from them than we do
just introduced a local bat species into your room.
just like any other ANIMATED MOVIE it igsagerates some things
Just made about 15 servings of the worst pasta i have ever had in my entire life
just make a sparkle anime gemsbok fursona who has anime eyes and is gay and listens to MCR
Just make sure to check your name is not illegal before you name yourself, say, Sex Fruit. :B
Just making sure. I have noticed that may people who disagree with areal hunting place the blame on Palin.
And areal hunting is to stop things from killing moose so the people can kill them for themselves.
I literally let out a hearty laugh at that.
<JustNoodle> be right back
<JustNoodle> it's time for my daily sacrifice of a virgin
<meatwad_> you're committing suicide?!
just painted my toenails a lovely pearlescent blue that makes it look like my circulation is so bad i passed away without notice several hours ago
Just read that apple seeds contain cyanide. Concerning
Just remember, you are a wolfaboo. You are THE wolfaboo... Not to mention you're a fucking WOLF. A. BOO.
Just reported my first underaged deviant :iconikilleditplz:
Just saw a cop without a service weapon #HereComesTheTickleMonster
just saw a video of a dog trying to eat a condom and cried . Every thing is so fucked. This has never happened before
Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me
JUST SHUT UP AMG -_-' why the hell do you keep replying, I AM A WOLF OK? DO U HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MEE!!??!! END OF THE FRIGGIN STORY!!!
just stressed myself out until i died
Just the kind of elitism that broke up the League.
JUST TO CLARIFY THE PRICE IS $.07 USD...I WILL ONLY BE ACCEPTING POSTAL MONEY ORDERS, CERTIFIED BANK CHECKS OR COLD HARD CASH (OR COIN FOR THAT MATTER).
Just to let u know i am THE AMERICAN BAD ASS
Just to let you know that i would love to dive into your dungeon, open up your crypt and meet the real devil inside of you.
Just to piss you off, I'm gonna go look at all the "Bad Vore" I can and you can't stop me so BLEEEEEEEEEEH!!!!! :p OH LOOK! I'M LOOKING AT BAD VORE!!!!! DOESN'T THAT JUST MAKE YOU BUTTHURT!? / :p Seriously, what the heck?
Just use a sock to mop up the worst of it. Or the guy could just blow his man cream onto the girl's udders. When a fish mitten isn't at hand, a sock will do.
Just watched a bug give up and die
Just why the fuck would we do your homework for you?
Just wouldn't be hell without a pineapple up your anus. :evillaugh: