Rabidplaybunny87: A Touching Story of Love and Marriage
Rabidplaybunny87: An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort inched himself down the stairs, gripping the railing with both hands.
Rabidplaybunny87: With labored breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven. There, spread out upon newspapers on the kitchen table, were literally hundreds of his favorite chocolate chip cookies.
Rabidplaybunny87: Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted wife, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man? Mustering one great final effort, he moved himself toward the table. His parched lips parted; the wondrous taste of the cookie was almost already in his mouth; seemingly bringing him back to life.
Rabidplaybunny87: The aged and withered hand, shakily made its way to a cookie at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his wife.
Rabidplaybunny87: "Stay out of those," she said, "they're for the funeral."
Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me
GarbageStan23: why?
Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.
Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's house was on fire!
GarbageStan23: oh shit!
Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever
Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....
Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing...
Racially sensitive people
Racism, Jesus and a creep with a Belly Button Fetish
<RadAghazt> I bought rice vinegar to make sushi. Now to figure out how.
<RadAghazt> Ok.
<RadAghazt> There are instructions on the bottle, but...
<RadAghazt> they're in Japanese.
<RadAghazt> At least I think they're instructions.
<RadAghazt> This might say "death to all gaijin with this poisoned export rice vinegar" for all I know.
Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
Radioactive-Ink: actually, naked people > dolphins.
supermariogirl85: You can't ride on the backs of naked people, while holding a giant blue trident and screaming random shit, all while riding off into the sunset. Just sayin'. :3
Radioactive-Ink: you just think that because you can't do it. mortal.just saying c:
supermariogirl85: It's possible. I've done it before. Try it! It's really fun!
supermariogirl85: Do they consent? :o
Radioactive-Ink: .... let's go with yes. :iconbigheplz:
supermariogirl85: Thank goodness! As long as they give you their body willingly, I'm fine with it. Have fun!
Radioactive-Ink: ohh, i will :iconimdangerousplz:
supermariogirl85: Oh, and don't forget the condom!
Radioactive-Ink: . . . :iconmingcryplz: what did you just say
supermariogirl85: I told you to not forget the condom :3
Radioactive-Ink: screw condoms hashtag yolo
supermariogirl85: A FEMALE condom?
Radioactive-Ink: nahh :iconlazypoolplz:
supermariogirl85: Birth control pills?
Radioactive-Ink: nahhhh
supermariogirl85: Than how will you keep her from getting pregnant?
Radioactive-Ink: ... By working at a nuclear power plant until I'm infertile?
supermariogirl85: Wow, that's an awesome idea! You'll become so knowledgeable and sophisticated! I wish I were you! Good luck!
Radioactive-Ink: i know right :icongeniusmemeplz:
supermariogirl85: Wait for me! I want to mess with radiocative goo! Maybe it'll turn me into a mutant!
Radioactive-Ink: ooh good idea 8D
supermariogirl85: Let's become humanoid turtles! :D
Radioactive-Ink: Dude that's so cliche.
supermariogirl85: But mutating is fun! It would be so cool to be a ninja turtle!
Radioactive-Ink: i agree that mutating is fun, but come on, ninja turtles are so cliche.
supermariogirl85: How about ninja pandas?
Radioactive-Ink: aGAIN WITH THE CLICHES, MAN. :I
supermariogirl85: Plastic surgeon whales?
Radioactive-Ink: yes. 8D see, now you're thinking outside the box. c:
RainbowKitteh278: Same with cat lovers OMG CATS ARE SO COOL!111!!1111 CATS ONLY HURT PPL 4 A RESON U R SO STUPED CATS R SMRTER THUN UUUUUUUUUUU why aren't the cat idiots mentioned?
RainbowKitteh278: I meant why isn't this mentioned like, ever.
Frudies: Same with dog lovers OMG DOGS ARE SO COOL 111!!!111!!! PITBULLS ONLY HURT PPL 4 A RESON U R SO STUPED DOGS R SMRTER THUN UUUUUUU why aren't the dog idiots mentioned?
RainbowKitteh278: I think both need to be mentioned
MoonGeister: Why aren't both idiots mentioned?
rainfurrest anyone
*raises from the dead* You win... your brains *Run! Jump! Latch!* BRAINS! *Sucks out your brains* Yeah thats right.... I ATE your brains... whatcha gunna do now huh?
random gay furry art is broken , when will it be fixed ?
Rant: God pooped on my day
Rantig mode on: I feel so frustrated, boring and useless today
Rap needs to die or crawl up someone's butt and die. but the most annoying song ever of the genre was "My Grill" Grr.... How stupid is a song on TEETH ACCESSORIES!?? O_e
Rasl-Dazzle: sharks r cool
Kuwaizair: coyotes are better!
Rather than type a lot, I'll second star'.
Ratio of me to CYD posters in mentioning my wife's rack: 1 to 6 x 10 ^ 21.
RATS! DEAD ONES! Need dead rats removed from attic for 5,000 CD's
RATS! DEAD ONES! Need dead rats removed from attic for 5,000 CD's
Rattle off your order with a determined air. If they ask if you would like drinks with that, panic and become disoriented.
rave hamster microwave
Ray, come in Ray. She's right here, Ray. She's sucking me off.
"Rayel i had a bad dream! ;_; it was scary and- O,O WHY ARE YOU NAKED!??! " and he is only 8
"Rayel i had a bad dream! ;_; it was scary and- O,O WHY ARE YOU NAKED!?" This goes to my dA quote book.
<rbeattie> If you were MEANT to understand it, we wouldn't have called it 'code'
Read a book in your life! I've read all the wolf books in my school libraries, public libraries and any book of my friends. I'm even writing a book about them so I have to do even more research online. I think I know more than you do.
Read dirty to me baby.
!! READ !! If you're a therian and have territory in the woods/forest(s) please wear orange! There are hunters that can kill you if you're wearing a tail or ears (because usually that's all they see is those two things). When hunters see orange they know you aren't a target so please wear something orange.
Reading RT translated from Russian by a third party translator is far far far far more useful than reading it in English, for reasons that should be oh-so obvious.
Reading that was like someone taking a shit on my brain.
*reads the advice after I already put you in the machine*
Ready and reporting for duty, Captain! *salutes* What would you wish to know?
Realism is killing me. Dude. Help.
really bitchin horror flicks
Really? Cause a baby ate my dingo and I'm pissed...
Really Dumb Question but....
REALLY??? I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. I just thought all along homo-sapiens where dragons.
really now? Then what proof is that is logical that god exists? if you can't give me proof thats logical then i'll never shut my fucking tramp
REAL PIRATES DON'T NAME THEMSELVES AF- TER ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES (I.E. JACK DANIELS, HARVEY WALLBANGER, JIM BEAM, ETC.) ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'VE NEVER HAD ONE.
Real warewolves never admit to what they are. If you encounter a real one you had better start praying immediately.
reaper: knock knock
SaladTongo: Who's there
reaper: banana
SaladTongo: shit i didn't think you'd find me here
<Reaver_Reload> This reminds me of a time back in college, where one of my friends who was really dumb, she was crying one day and i asked her what was wrong. Turns out she broke up with her boyfriend, but she wouldnt say why.
<Reaver_Reload> I convinced her to tell me, and apparently she was talking with her other two friends about their boyfriends. one friend was complaining how cold her boyfriends nuts were when she was giving him head, and the other one agreed that her boyfriend's were really cold as well. (their boyfriends names are richard and thomas btw)
<Reaver_Reload> So she says she has never given head and the other two encourage her to do it, saying its a 'great way to keep a guy'
<Reaver_Reload> Just two days later apparently she ran crying to her friends and they asked her what was wrong, and she said "I tried giving him a blow job, he was enjoying it at first but then he just got up and left and said we were over before i had even finished!"
<Reaver_Reload> concerned, her two friends asked her what was wrong.. turns out she said "Wow, your balls are really warm.." and he asked "why? is that bad?" and she goes "oh no its just that richards and thomases' balls are really cold"
Recent events have made me realize the following things about myself: I want sex, and to talk to people who agree with me and who have the same general attitude as me. That is all. The talk of "intelligent conversation" is only a front to make myself seem more desirable. sigh
Recently I have been searching the web for ideas about drawing. And I imparticlarily do well with animals rather than humans. So one day while searching for animal drawings i stumbled upon a site devoted to what is called Furry. Now what this is is that a furry is an animal with human physical features. So, take for example a fox's head and body, legs and arms, but hands and posture like a humans. For some reason I went into this more and find myself caught in this new found "culture". Come to find out, Furry is everywhere. From Big Bird on seasemy street to the XXX furry's with so called yiffing pictures. I am scared because I don't know if i am getting dragged into something evil or is it something that if not done with the XXX motion in mind is it okay. For some reason I have a fascination with drawing these creatures with human qualities. NOT IN THE SEXUAL CONTEXT. The reason for my dilema is that I am unsure at how right it is because of the fact that there is the association with yiffing. But then there is stuff like big bird and barney the dinosaur which is very Furry indead. Is drawing these animals/humans okay?
Receptionist: "Can you please fax confirmation of your booking to us, please?" / WTF? I'm standing right in front of you, having just finished making the booking...
[recieves high five]
No genocides, just abortions!
Recite romantic poetry...to your toaster
Recopy the Bible substituting your name for God
<red13n> average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean everytime one unloads, and you wonder why the ocean is so salty.
Red Dawn? BTW I hope by "guerilla" you mean "rough sex in the woods" and by "force" you mean "by force" and by "a cookies" you mean "sex".
Redneck DEATHTRAP! tiff mower
Redrooster: "roger that alph chick, aim for the fire escape on floor 5" apha chick: "touchdown...redrooster..alphachick has landed on fire escape, ready to deploy sinister death.........huh...shit shit..... redrooster: ABORT, ABORT!!!
Redrooster: "roger that alph chick, aim for the fire escape on floor 5" ... redrooster: ABORT, ABORT!!!
Red veins in the corners of the Eyes
Red White and Blue God, this is horrible. I remember my
freshman year I would buy this for $1.29 a six. Has a taste that
can only be described as instantly head-ache inducing. Once you
get past the taste, the headache really begins. PUKING FACTOR: 80 -- Whatever Ramblings beer reviews zine
Refund from God
Reganbishop: my house may be sold, my boss is an idiot, and my x is a pain......
Kanzure: ahhh grasshopper. You have achieved the american dream....
reincanation goes by merit. i don't know how hunting factors in. but I guess if you killed and ate people, your bad karma could make you reborn as game.
reincanation goes by merit. i don't know how hunting factors in. but I guess if you killed and ate people, your bad karma could make you reborn as game.
i think
Reincarnation would be so cool! I'd come back as a well-cared for house cat. :D
Unfortunately, as far as I can tell, there is not much likelihood that it is real. :shrug:
Reindeer Nipples: A tale of crotch infections.
reject modernity. reject tradition. embrace a secret third thing
relapsed on boar hunting
"Relax... It's just sex"- me :p
Religion. :icontheresyourproblemplz:
religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women
religious books and papers are plentiful as leaves in autumn, and some-what dryer -- Robert G. Ingersoll, "A Wooden God", 1890
Remember Correlation != Causation.
Remember css in headers? I do. <3 the clickable button that spams alert boxes then quits out of firefox. Why would they fix something that cool?
... remember in amityville, when the kid hears the voices in the head phones and kills his family ........... burn the i pod
Remember, just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
Remember kids, don't cite wikipedia for a school assignment, or you'll fail automatically. / Edit: the one fucking typo I make all year and somebody has to go and call me on it. D:
Remember kids, you aren't birds. Your brain cells are NON-REGENERATIVE. Getting married and having kids will destroy enough of them. You don't need to get a head start and increase the damage.
Remember, life is short, so enjoy it! by getting yourself a lava lamp.
remember not to believe everything you read online!!! especially if I say it!!
Remember not to copy any of the posts made here. :yawn:
Remember, this country is great because we keep saying its great. God bless.
REMEMBER, THIS IS NOT A SLEEP REMEDY, THIS AMAZING PRODUCT TARGETS THE BACTERIA THAT ACTUALLY CAUSE SNORING!
REMEMBER !!!!!! This is only fantasy if you are UNDER 18 LEAVE NOW !!!!!!! Other than that let the eating commence !!!!!!!
Remember to control the pet population have your human dog spayed or neutered c:
Remember to rest today! Go on a EVIL walk, listen to some SINISTER music, or play some DIABOLICAL games!
"Remember when a mouse could hit a cat with a frying pan and flatten his head? Now the go to a counciling and talk it out."
remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp
Remember, when you connect with another computer, you're
connecting to every computer that computer has connected
to. -- Dennis Miller, on NBC's Saturday Night Live, quoted in "A Tour of the Worm", 1988
Reminds me of 'Walk the Line' where someone says "God told adam and eve not to touch the apple. DONT TOUCH IT. DONT THINK ABOUT TOUCHING IT DONT SING ABOUT TOUCHING IT DONT SING ABOUT THINKING ABOUT TOUCHING IT" good movie...
Removed from Golden Corral for screaming "THE BIG MAN'S GOTTA EAT!" while waiting for the chocolate fountain to be refilled.
remove this white devil from my sight
RenbyTheAlien: o hai troll
flyingwolf89: im not a troll :\ if any1 is a troll here its U.
[RENHOEK] / You SICK LITTLE MONKEY! / [/RENHOEK]
Rent a pizza.
Repent! The end is near! / We will all be dead before brunch.
Replace the pianist's sheet music with Stairway to Heaven.
Report a petty theft to the order taker.
Reposted: Please kindly put your toddlers to sleep before ENTERING the fucking restaurant. Phew.
Required skills are: POOP v.4.5, Fart Maker Pro v 6.0, Doo-Doo 9.5/2002.
Respect for all Artists!!
((restrained by cops and forced to watch a man put mustard on a bagel) nno!! you're ruining it! That's quality bakedgoods
retail workers should be paid a million dollars for having to listen to the same pop songs over and over again
retard, the stop killing them and they'll stop killing us doesn't work like that.
no, dolphins are vicious fucks
return of evil things
return of the foul ogre
<reuben> somebody keeps jiggling the doorknob on my front door, then running away
<reuben> i don't know if i should call the police, or hook up some electricity to the doorknob
<cristobal> why don't you put ice on the stairs
<cristobal> and heat up the door knob
<cristobal> and swing paint buckets down from your two story foyer
<cristobal> then a few years later, fade from the public eye.....
reuqests theyre free
<Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
<revmoo> download the cky movies, they are a lot better
<ImpLin> where i get those?
<revmoo> kazza mart
<ImpLin> wheres that?
<Geoff-> at the corner of kazzalite and google
<ImpLin> what town?
<Geoff-> takingthistoofar, USA
RFA disorder (really fuckin annoying disorder)
{R, G, B} (the colour attributes of a pixel) defined as f(x,y) (a function or functions of the pixel's coordinates) That more or less answers my question. :nod:
Rhodes had been awake for 36 hours because he was afraid that he would be killed in his sleep. He wondered if there had been a deliberate attempt on his life in advance. He believed the likelihood that he had been killed was very high. He may have been sleeping rough in the forest for some time in anticipation of an attack.
<[ric]> as the old joke goes, commodore is so bad a marketing, if they bought KFC they would rename it "warm dead bird"
"Rich or poor, we are all the same."#jb pritzker#politician#fake#ai generated
Riddled with corpses, dark evil shit, nasty hentai, anything dark evil and death-stinky can be found here
Right after seeing your stamp, I searched "half wolf dog pet" in Google to see what comes up. I then see a a Yahoo!Answer question saying "Can a half wolf dog make a good pet?"
Right away, I bet your asking, What IS this? This is not a bid for power, or a page to boost ego, this is a dream. A dream of a place where furs from all around the world in every color, species and belief can come together. A place where hate and bigotry and the general evils of the world have no place. Where all furrs can live their lives according to there own beliefs. A place where furrs could look towords a future where some day they might be able to shed the human body that traps them. This is a site where only a hand full of furrs have dedicating their lives to making the furry culture, something grand, something we can all be proud of. This site is not set in stone and is subject to change at any time to better the lives of all furs. Those furs who wish to be part of this movement are welcome. Stay a while and browse the site to see what weve done thus far. We welcome sugestions, and anything you think we should be aware of. My name is David Lazerous, on behalf of the Fur Government, I welcome you to this place and eagerly await speaking with each and every one of you.
Right, because Democrats never have any problem with any level of irresponsible spending.
right before, jesus did you even read the book
Right click -> save as -> ancient curse
right i need to learn whats happened and such
Right in the middle of his forhead stuck out the handle of a knife, the blade burried deep within his cranium. Mrs. Poindexter screamed only once before she died of massive heart palpitations.
right now he's building a catapult <_< I just hope he doesn't destroy the house.
right now im really hungry for all of that stupid bullshit you find inside of peoples bodies
“Right now, it's December 2006, and Rocky VI is comin' out. Will it be any good? Well, by the time ya see this video, you'll probably know whether or not. Or, fuck that, it's gonna be great. It's fuckin' Rocky. There hasn't been a Rocky movie in, like, 16 years. I'm so psyched, that I have all five Rocky movies playin' in my house right now at the same time. This is my projector. It's playin' Rocky up on the wall there. And on that '80s TV, I got Rocky II goin' on. Here in the bedroom, you see Rocky III playin'. Out in the living room, there's Rocky IV. And check out the computer. There's Rocky V.”
Right then: Please :lock: this repeat thread with two words changed from the one locked earlier today.
<Rin> 65 peolpe killed in Canada by guns last year
<Rin> 63 in UK
<Rin> 64 in Australia
<Rin> 11,456 in USA
<Ram> we win!
Ripley's What If I Didn't Go Home and Just Kept Driving
Rip out your hair and stab us with it? / .... / ..Hair isnt really that strong D:
Ritz crackers and piping hoy cup of ice water at 4 20 am
<Rjx> "Funeral" is an anagram for "Real Fun"
<Rjx> Go Figure.
<Rjx> Running Virus Decector Version 1.0.2 - Type ? for disinfect help
<dadadada> ?
<Rjx> The irc.infect.bears.you virus has been detected from your IRC client
<dadadada> how can i clean it?
<Rjx> To disinfect type "/timer 0 1 /msg <channel you are in> bear.be.gone"
<Rjx> End of Instruction -|
<dadada> ok
<dadadada> bear.be.gone
<dadadada> bear.be.gone
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*** dadadada was kicked by Snes9x (flood)
RMXTrailMix: ew, smelly periods and prolapsed uteri; gross.
belarussia22: ikr? i hate bein a girl
RMXTrailMix: My cat just ate a mouse.
slenderpony12345: And you're saying this why? ._.'
roar i say roar
Rob a fucking bank :iconimsupersurprisedplz:
<robbie-a> you people must talk in here when its like dark for me...
<timmo> if youre asking me, then its been pretty entertaining since ive been mocking you
<timmo> ya because america is like 10hrs behind canada
<timmo> so when its dark there
<timmo> its light here (sarcasum)
<RobbiePaul> I'm going to work on an econ paper which states that walmart has hurt america, but not the way most people think
<RobbiePaul> i say by keeping prices low, people that shouldn't survive are able to
<Robohunk> A friend of mine took an exam in his French class while on acid once. When friends asked him about it later, he said, "I think I did pretty well. I wrote this great story about a thunderstorm."
<Robohunk>
<Robohunk> The professor called him into his office soon afterwards and showed him the test. It was a piece of paper covered with the words "Noir noir noir, noir BLANC!!! noir noir noir noir noir, noir noir noir BLANC!!!" over and over.
:rofl: 2 purple pills later "I did it...oh there goes my bladder........BITCHEN!!!" :rofl:
:rofl: Derpy computer is derpy! :rofl:
:rofl: Everyone loves Twatlight? I've seen baseless assumptions, but this really takes the box of sugar crusted marshmallows.
:rofl: That was AWESOME...
ROFL YOU TAKE THIS ALL TOO SERIOUS / Shit caps
:roll: First poor immagrants, then fetuses, now cats and dogs.
rolling my eyes down the bowling lane and getting a strike
rolling out a new feature "Bull shit of the month" which could very well get me killed. Many are wondering what this months bullshit will be
*rolling up to freaky tim Hortons* yeah can I get an iced fap and a sausage fucjers wrap
roll up roll up see the amazing spinning fatass
romantic lava lamp lit dinner
Ronald Mcdonald... / Is running in the nineties. / He can't stop laughing.
Ron Paul wouldn't eat a bland, everyday sandwich. He'd eat the SAVE AMERICA SANDWICH!! NOW PAID FOR WITH PEOPLES DONATIONS!!
Room available aboard cursed ship of lost souls
Rooster 9X: if you're antidrug, then you're antimetal
Rooster 9X: i'm saying, if you're ANTIdrug, than you're anti open mind
rotisserie gnat would hit rn
<Rottingbeef> i live in "yawn" america
<Rottingbeef> but im only 11, so dont think im some serial killer
Rotting Vampire Eyeballs in my pants / I Love Horses in my pants / There's Always a Way in my pants / Who's Gonna Drive You Home Tonight in my pants / Seven Samurai in my pants / Wrapped in Black in my pants / Walk the Dinosaur in my pants
rouge is sooooo cool!!!!!!!!!!i worship her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:worship::worship::worship::worship::worship::worship::worship::worship::worship: i even made a costume of her for halloween
RRRR ARRR EEEER said Jesus trying to blend in
rtfyjukl,kjuhygtfrdftg
Rubber comes from trees, they will grow back.
RULE 35. NOT EVEN dA AND WARRIORS IS SAFE.
Rumor has it that Catherine the Great died she had sex with a horse. She built this contraption so the horse hung right above her, then something went wrong, and it crushed her.
<@RuneCaster> hitting a 9 year old on a crosswalk is probably bad for your driving record though
<@RuneCaster> all I remember was I was on my way to the arcade to play TMNT
<@RuneCaster> and suddenly it was sky ground sky ground sky ground sky ground sky ground pain
RUN, LITTLE ONE! RUN AWAY FROM THE HUGGLES AND SCRITCHIES AND THE BAD MEN IN FUNK-SOAKED FURSUITS. THERE IS STILL TIME TO SAVE YOURSELF.
Running online communities is like building a life size replica of the Eiffel tower with snakes.
Run your application as an application, not as a hodgepodge of files that paste themselves into each other and need hacks to pretend they're not supposed to be directly callable.
Russia: a far cry from decades ago when it used to bully just about all of its neighbors with its bloated army. Nowdays, it has to settle with its anti-gay legislations to bully gay athletes? Hahahaha .... :D :P
r u stoopid, dats fake man, dey faked it with fake stuffz :<
<rutabaga> I remember one tiem I was trickortreating and this guy ansered the door in assless chaps and a cowboy hat
<rutabaga> that was the scaeryist haloween evar
<Ryk> you know the bottom half of an egg carton? I got me one of those, and cut holes where the eggs sit. I'm gonna take it home tonight, get nekkid, and have my own game of "smack the weasel".