bababooey!!!!! rooting tooty! BAM!!!!!!!!!!! your legs are now fresh jelly congrats dear reader!
BABIES ARE BORN WORSHIPPING UNKNOWN GODS — Dwarf Fortress, Bug Report #13172
Babies<chickens. That would make KFC late-term abortion murder.
Babies - we ain't got no time for no woo-ing - we live in a binary digital age - I'm a Child of the cold war, babies... we could all go up in any second - Mushroom clouding - surfin on those radioactive waves up to St. Peter's Pearly Barbed Wire fence - and wouldn't purgatory be so much more fun with the warm thoughts of me inside you still keeping you warm? I trully don't get you Babies at all. See you all out there - looking so fin
Baby dragged face-down by car for 40 feet
baby get out the nerve stapler
baby gets gun permit
babygirl ur upset stomach is cuz chemical reaction of food in yo belly created 8 demon chariot riders and they rode off each into one cardinal + intercardinal direction to go light beacons in nightmare towers etcetera
Baby goes in the horse part, comes out of an ear. / internet, serious business, etc
Baby killing? What on earth are you talking about?
Back in elementary school, my class was going to tour the junior high during the second-to-last month or so, and one genius said "Is Junior High short for Junior High School?" :icononionfailplz: Needless to say, no one wanted to play with him anymore.
BACK IN MY DAY we used to dance around on a metal pad and some would say that there was even ATHLETICISM involved *gasp*
Back in the day people wouldn't bury the deceased because wolves would dig them up and eat them...
Back to the WAL-MART ORDEAL.
Bacon. Tell them there will be bacon at the con and MORE PEOPLE WILL COME. / THE PEOPLE DEMAND BACON. LET THE LARDY STRIPS OF TASTY JUSTICE REIGN FREE IN THE MOUTHS OF THE HUNGRY MANY!
Bacon? Well, shit...don't get me started!!! Supersponsor bags will be stuffed with bacon! Each badge will have a Walt Disney autographed piece of bacon inside! Fursuit Lounge water coolers will be filled with bacon! There'll be bacon grease on tap!
Bad ass movie titles you'll only see on Craigslist
bad currency is bad :P if you want the dollar to rise again, the united states will have to drastically change their policy, investors just don't like to invest in countries that are at war constantly :P you need putin, he got russia out of it's currency depression :P
Bad enough when it ended up in sigs and profiles of everything under the sun, but when it turned into "hey guys look they cured cancer [lol outwar link]" blood flowed through the streets.
<Badforyou> Does anyone know where you can buy large, exceptionally strong plastic bags, fake dog poo, sulphuric acid, aroma therapy candles, and a ten pound dead doberman on the internet?
<freekoala> all but the dead dog on amazon.com i bet
<freekoala> you could put together your 'amazon.com' wishlist and send it to people. they will wonder about the theme, but keep them wondering.
bad news kitten it looks like we're dying at sea
Bad spellers of the world, untie!
Bahaha. Cows staring at the phone. "There it goes, ringing again. And here we sit without opposable thumbs."
bahahaha the lead singer looks like jesus!
Bah, humbug!
Ballads?! This is not 1985. Not bad, but they seem to be an "indie for the sake of being indie" sort of band.
Ballantines Ale This is probably my most favorite brew in the
whole world. Very cheap ($1.50/quart) and damn tasty. Has a kind
of skanky taste. [...] this guy
said it has a rosy, fruity aftertaste. What a flake! -- Whatever Ramblings beer reviews zine
Balls - 1 / Vagina poop - 0
balls explode out of sack when fart hard
Baltimore city employees strike, demand to be paid in US dollars rather than “Baltimoney”
Banana phone and the classic peanut butter jelly times, classics, makes me giggle every time
Banana Phone in my pants / Robots in my pants / Peanut Butter Jelly Time in my pants / Captain Jack in my pants / Fuck Tha Police in my pants / Hallelujah in my pants / Beat It in my pants
Banana slugs yo, that's my totem
Ban drugs? Are you high? I think you are. What about Medical Marijuana? What about cancer research? Do you want every cancer patient to die?
I'll have you know my friends sister is going through bone cancer and has to do a lot of surgery, so fuck you.
<Bao> A friend from college is now getting her PhD in biomedical engineering, and she has a pet rat she has to experiment on, and she had to castrate it for her next procedure.
<Bao> Apparently the thing wasn't fully under anaesthesia, and when she was shaving it, it ejaculated on her.
<Bao> And the most horrible thing is that she shrugs it off and is like, "Who'd have thought the first handjob I'd ever give would be to a rat?!"
<barkode> it's all about getting drunk at defcon, and waking up the next morning in a ditch, with a TRS-80, a wireless modem, a sombero, a pair of high heels, an angry midget and you're dressed like a mariachi.
Barring that, I'm handy with a knife.
Barrister Ayo Ahmed
SIR/MADAM
URGENT BUSINESS PROPOSAL
I AM BARRISTER AYO AHMED, THE LEGAL ADVISER TO ABBA ABACHA THE PRESENT HEIR TO THE ESTATE OF THE LATE
HEAD OF STATE OF THE FEDERAL MILITARY GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA, LATE GENERAL SANNI ABACHA.
THIS EXERCISE HAS BEEN GOING ON NOW FOR MORE THAN A MONTH. THE GOVERNMENT HAS SUCCEEDED SO FAR TO
RECOVER THE SUM OF $3.2 BILLION DOLLARS FROM SWISS BANK ACCOUNT.
ALL I WANT YOU TO DO IS TO RECEIVE IT AND INVEST IT AND FINALLY, MAKE MY CLIENT A PARTNER IN WHATEVER
BUSINESS YOU INVESTED THE MONEY IN. THIS MONEY WAS KEPT AND LODGED IN THIS SECURITY VAULT IN A CRATE
MARKED ANTIQUE. SO, IT IS SAFE AND UNDISCLOSED FOR NOW.
THANKS FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION, I AWAIT YOUR PROMPT RESPONSE.
YOURS SINCERELY,
AYO AHMED
Baseball very funny game--man with 4 balls no can walk!!
Based on scientifically accurate observation.
Based on skeletal references... OF THE DREADED FAILOSAURUS REX.
bashing my skull against the steering wheel while screaming in my car for an hour; then coming on here pretending to be a Mental Health Guru
Basically no-one should be dominant. Is that what you are saying?...Well then step right up Communism! Hee hee.
basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*
BASTARD, YOU WILL BURN IN THE ETERNAL FLAMES!!! :rofl:
Bat crazy! The movie was awesome but it wasn't real? :wtf:
bathrooms are for customers only
bathrooms SHOULD be binary but it should be for drugs/for peeing
baths and showers are fucking stupid; here's what u do: get one of those big rotisserie ovens and roatate inside of it until you're dead
Bawwwolfplz: Dey wouldnt if we didn't kill them!
Bawwwolfplz: Noo they eat deer they don't hurt hoomans!
Bawwwolfplz: But if you are nice they let you into the pack!
Bawwwolfplz: Butt it did! I hav e a hous near the forrest and I play wit them maybe if you were nice and had SWAG they would be kind 2 u!!!!!!!11111111111111
Bawwwolfplz: Yea! Wolfs have swag!
<Bayls> I'm downloading "two girls in the woods stop to kiss and piss.mpg".
<Bayls> And it turns out it's an mpg of two chicks in thw woods who stop to kiss, and then piss.
<Bayls> Dunno what I was expecting.
<bCc> Here are my Desperate Attempts To Get Rid Of AOL
<bCc> 1) I hired and exorcist to get rid of AOL on my computer. It failed to work.
<bCc> 2) I also buried CD's In holy water, the holy water evaporated but the CDs survived and now glow red...
<bCc> 3) I pissed on my AOL CD's and returned them to AOL...They sent me a thank you note for the cologne
<toc-> haha
<[BCorp]Atropos> and if you don't give me 12 dollars i'm going to plunge them into the center of the earth
<[BCorp]Atropos> with those dinosaurs and cave men and shit that got trapped down there
<[BCorp]Atropos> and then they will be severely discomforted
<[BCorp]Atropos> and who will be laughing then?
<[BCorp]Atropos> not you, that's who!
<[BCorp]Atropos> hahahahahahahaaahhahahaha
<[BCorp]Sleight> oh and Washington, cut down on the damn coffee stands
<[BCorp]Atropos> oh, for that remark i'm plunging them anyway
<[BCorp]Sleight> heh I don't care about my dad's side, have your way
<[BCorp]Atropos> i'll be back in a second, gotta pull the "plunge" lever
<[BCorp]Sleight> tell them goodbye for me
<[BCorp]Atropos> no
<[BCorp]Atropos> i'll tell them you said they were fat
<[BCorp]Sleight> cruel
<[BCorp]Atropos> mwamwamwamwamwa
<[BCorp]Sleight> while you are at it, plunge the whole town of Rochester
<[BCorp]Sleight> get rid of those damn neighbors who keep saying pop
<[BCorp]Atropos> alright... but just this once
<[BCorp]Atropos> i'm not a plunging service you know
b cuz u iz a dinasawr. / Do you know the muffin man?
Bdsm but i leave the sub to be slowly eroded in the desert for a thousand years
>> Beast Shareware Software <<
Dane Quayl Speeling Cheekr by Softwar Toolboks
As the documentation for this product puts it: "Who are these
guys in horney-rimmed glasses at Harvird and Oxfort to tell
peeple how to speel wurds?" -- Random Access Humor zine, 1992 BBS Industry Awards
Beautiful lab grown women
beautiful sandwich recipe
1 beautiful lettuce
1 beautiful cheese
put together and eat it beautifully.
wheres the bread op
Beaver: Hey Wally....
Wally: Yea Beave?
Beaver: How come is it there's a green lady with red spots dancing on my face?
Wally: Gee Beave...Are you screwed up AGAIN??
Beaver: Yea, I guess I kinda ate some purple microdots and junk....
Wally: Aw heck, Beave, that's just about the worst thing a guy could do.
Beaver: D'ya think Eddie Haskel has some kinda phallic fixation on account of him always bein' nice to Mom? Mabye it's kinda indicative of some type of Oedepial hangup or somethin'.
Wally: Aw, heck no Beave, Freud's a creep.
Beaver: Wally!! Laughing fish are eating our furniture!! And Giant electric space babies!!
Wally: Cut it out, Beave, your'e just having a bum trip.
Be careful, I noticed there's some things with rabies in the previous comment and wolfaboos will use that as an excuse for the wolves.
It would probably look like a martyr and go "ooooooooooh I sacrifice myself to these innocent creatures" XP
Becasue were guys, We'd like a beer and we'd like to see somethin' nekid.
because anime is so unpopular. you ask someone "hey, do you like anime?" they reply "yes, but only if its cooked right."
Because a pretty machine that can't whip your espresso is still a piece of crap and a cheating, lying bastard is a still a cheating, lying bastard, even if he took extra writing classes in college.
Because "Black People", isn't PC.
because da is full of pussies
Because death is the ultimate killfuck
"because deh hyuumons keeled derh babes furst so dehy get wevengeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
"because deh hyuumons keeled derh babes furst so dehy get wevengeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
right right? that's the reasoning?
because he doesn't want them to die?
because im bored the hijacking of the political parties by extremeists
Because I'm proud of my mouser.
I'll say more on her behalf;
She loves to eat the head of mice first, her favorite part of the mouse. She follows that up with the juicy body and as an hors d'oeuvre she sips up the tail last. Kitty spends about 45 minutes playing with her catch; teasing it before snapping the most delicious part off. Seeing kitty in action gives full meaning to the word pounce.
Because I'm too lazy and indifferent to do things about every problem humanity has all the time :iconeratsplz: you know I have to do this like use the bathroom and sleep and enjoy myself so I don't fucking die.
because it gives another name to "LEGAL" downloading! hahaha
Because Jojo thinks Africa's countries are all the same!! Jojo thinks they are just starving black guys with curly hair wearing bones, dancing boonga-boonga near straw huts!!! And with dictators who have stupid silly toy names like Mobobo Giligili!! Jojo doesn't care about Africa.
Because me and the Dinner Warriors of Hyrule have hated your shit since Link travelled to gamelan to save me!
Because misquoting people and calling them dumb is the right way to go :iconyouwinplz:
Because nature doesn't happen at all and what you infact want is a robot.
Because obviously the music and movie industry is hurting for money. They only had a billion dollars to bribe congress, right?
Because Parliament is what all the other countries have and the USA is all about being a new stupid puppy.
Because pigs are epic creatures. Have you hugged a pig yet today?! D<
because polar bears are endangered too, duh! get your head out of YOU'RE ass.
because that's how cruel the world is Balls Of FIRE? - Animated Earth DAMN YOU WORLD
Because that would be fucking hilarious.
Because the lead in Chinese products, pink slime in beef, and the current recalls are so regulated.
because there is not enough violence in the world
Because they are lazy? =P
BECAUSE US AMMUUURRRICAANS LUV US TEH RED MEAATS CAUSE ANIMEAAAL ARE FOR THUH EATIN'S!!!!! :rolleyes:
Because we're precious. We're the only ones that matter.
Because white people are the only onces racist...
Becuase they're the biggest attention whores alive. / Why does peanut butter last FOREVER?
bedsheets are all like lets go over there
Been eating big drippin hot wings
been releasing dorphins and other things of the body
Been screwed over by a friend? Read here for help!
been thinking about getting into recreational rocking back and forth
beer before spider hurricane spider
Beer Farts / Light Vomit (Preferably from Taco Bell) / Crystal Meth Mothers / Barney Rubble / Sonic Porn
bees:*is keep*
>be fan of KH >see this RAEG >lose faith in humanity >hug a sexy Incubus and stop giving a fuck about the whole ordeal.
>be fan of KH
>see this RAEG
>lose faith in humanity
>hug a sexy Incubus and stop giving a fuck about the whole ordeal.
What upsets me isn't the stamp. It's how you're acting and giving fans a bad name that upsets me. Go play Shin Megami Tensei and stfu. Please.
before hotdogs existed people at baseball games would just eat sticks and rocks
Before people start threatening to stab me with a gun in my ass at the next buffet I attend dressed in a bowling suit.
"Before you hump her,
Cover your thumper!"
beheading at dollar tree aisle
beheading at dollar tree aisle 17
BeHeMoTh101 : dude, this one time in school i was looking at this advertisement to a christian club BeHeMoTh101 : and on the poster it said "who carries your load? jesus does." BeHeMoTh101 : and i was like, wtf it's the scrotum
be honest. are you guys only hanging out with me because of the prophecy.
being a child in minnesota meant learning through firsthand experience that most bodies of water have vegetation that wraps around your ankles and the hatred i developed around that transferred into a larger hatred for swimming in general
Being a shapeshifter in general would be cool, like Odo off DS9 or a T-1000. Then I could potentially be a million different types of werewolf, or perhaps play nasty tricks like morphing into a statue of Lenin in the middle of Times square.
Being a spider lover, knowing that such a beautiful thing is disapearing, makes me wanna kill someone...
Being friends on livejournal is the same as being bedded and wedded, amirite?
being human sucks
but beleve what you to
Being in chicagow means I get to suffix all my actions with “Chicago style”
Being libertarian >>>>> EVERYTHING ELSE
Being not a man makes a man sexy as hell. :eyes:
Being pregnant isn't the thing to tell people at school.
being shy and somewhat introverted in my younger years, i feel as though i completely wasted my Vietnam War experience
Being told what to do is great because then you know what to do
Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog it should be ashamed.
<b> elementary (school-level maturity), my dear watson
BELIEVE IN ME WHO BELIEVES IN YOU / Oh shi- wrong anime.
Believe you me, I will resurrect the babyfur community in this city. Mark my fucking words.
Believing in God is about as ridiculous as believing in Mother Goose.
~Be like daddy not like sis, don't sit down when you take a piss~ / keep in mind it was a mens bathroom stall.
(Below is an ad you can put on your website to help fight back against the tampon industry. If we make life uncomfortable enough for people who openly use tampons, we just might be able to do a mountain of good in turning this messed up world around.)
be my spaceman, land on my moons
Ben and Jerry’s is dangerous ice cream... capitalizes on the evolutionary human instinct to dig for chunks... before you know it half the pint gone
Ben-Hur is DEAD. / YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!
Be on the look out for the 3 C Gang (Cool, Creepy Characters)!Approach with caution! These characters are consider COOL and DANGEROUSLY FUN!
berries go bad so fast because they are born evil unfortunately
Besides, mandatory abortion is much nicer than bombing the shit out of every living being on this planet.
be silent, keep your forked tongue behind its teeth, I have not passed through fire and death to exchange words with a witless worm
Be so completely yourself that everyone wants to kill you
best . artist . ever .
best. christian. ever.
>> Best Hardware Innovation <<
U.S. Idiotics Messenger Dual Technology Modem/Cabbage Grater
With ACSL (Adaptive Cole Slaw Leveling)
This device is especially popular with sysops who run their
boards out of the kitchen. -- Random Access Humor zine, 1992 BBS Industry Awards
Bestiality is not an option
Best of Craigslist needs a smidge more cat shit
Best: Suicide bombing the Al Qaeda/Aryan Nation headquarters. / Worst: Cancer, crusifixion, starvation, drowning, burning alive, AIDs, hard-vore, aborted.
Be sure to stop by the lair for the Evil Villain Seasonal Celebration this 4/20, when Easter and Passover will be fortuitously coinciding! Bring your kids to hunt for the matzoh (which will be encased in a festive "egg" of 85% THC wax concentrate), or just enjoy some charoset sprinkled with chocolate chunks and charas. The first 102 guests will be conscripted into our passion-play and the next 318 will be recruited as plague reenactors- we have real diseased livestock this year- so don't be late! Remember to bring your lighter, rolling papers, and firstborn... especially if they were immaculately conceived ;)
be the wizard you wish to see airbrushed on the side of van
Better stop before she gets this big block of cheese
Better yet, imagine the day when people no longer feel they need a “sausage” in the morning
Be vague in your order.
(Beware us atheists. We r in ur coffee shops, seducing ur sisterz.)
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<BeZeRK> |NEWS FLASH| ALL K-MART AND WALMART STORES WILL BE CLOSED IN IRAQ. - they will be replaced with Targets!
<BiBOp> heya
<BiBOp> little question
<BiBOp> what services are best for unreal ?
<Aristotles> funeral services
Bi curioius? I can help... - w4w
BIG DUMB IDIOT BABY APPLE FIGHT
i want all of my followers to do this with me
big fan of telling people “have fun” when they say theyre going to the restroom
Bigjoefla: DOSE THAT AFFEND YOU YOU COCK SUCKER
Big Money. Why? (BMW)
bigmouth fake priest telling me to "drink a shitload of holy water and kill yourself" as penance? this has happened at three churches now
Big Ugly Import Car Killer (BUICK)
billards would be more fun if there eere mini cows grazing on the field and they sometimes walk sround and fuck up the shot or give u a point
Bill Gates the man who give all his money away for us HUMANS
Billion Dollar Bribe. Show me.
billions of years from now when the sun consumes the earth WORLD STARRRRR
bill the blue donkey at the southern nm state fair
Biological Warfare for the Masses(tm) Send Disease Virtually Anywhere...FREE! Send FREE Virtual Plague! Send REAL Plague PICK UP Your Virtual Infection!
Bird from Daytona USA
<Birk> Today this guest speaker came to our class to talk to us about the local college and the programs they offer.
<Birk> so he goes around the rooms asking people what they want to major in
<Birk> one kid goes "Ii'm not sure yet, I'll either be a Computer Programmer or a Priest"
<Birk> and I'm like " Either way you won't get laid"
<Birk> I got a 2 day suspension for saying that.
<Jaguar> LMAO !
Biscuits with that cheese, sir?
Bison are so much more awesome than wolves.
BITCH I LIVE IN A FUCKIN' TRASH CAN. WITH GRIMER AND MUK. / Actually no. That would be gross.
bitch i might be
Bitch please!! i think its like saying " come on, isnt it obvious" "bitch you should know that" Thats my take haha
Bitch tits with tiny hands making plans and sucking cans. "Who is the missy that I can't stand?" It's you whose peeing on my sand. Mmhmm! I just brought it!
*bites you and everyone else*:twisted:
"Black and sealed in a vacuum bottle."
Black cats taste better than the white or tan cats.
Black Eric's evil alter ego, his dark half, / TDK / finally won. / Or he just took this to the heart.
Black Hole is where all the cool kids hang. Creators of the memes FUCK YEAR FRIDAY and Don't be a brownsquirrel. Join Us!!
Black is not even really a color. It is an absence of color. Plus, we couldn't call "colored" guys who tend to just have one tint for the skin and hair. Whites are the ones who should be called "colored".
blackkitty45: you need spell check.
flyingwolf89: i cant get it
blackkitty45: try fire fox, they have it built in. i just wanted you to know :P i'm a horrible speller too.
flyingwolf89: my sis doesnt let me download stuff on her comp, not even firefox :(
Black Sheep! Although, I think they went for the cheesy horror movie look on purpose, it's still a good flick. Also, Dead Alive if you haven't seen it.
Blame the soccer moms... This is why we can't have nice things.
Blasphemy, good sir. We all know that Jesus invented mexican food, he lives right up the street from me. Dont' fuck with the Jesus, Lebowski.
Blessed be the faggot
the dyke & the transsexual.
Blessed be the strap-on
the latex & the leather.
*blinks then chases after you* COME BACK HERE YOU RUMP BITER!
Blockbuster films don't kill people.
Block evade someone? B-B-BANNED!!!! Telling someone to go die and/or kill themselves and add they would want to kill them and not say sorry? A-ok! DA staff logic!
Blood drip patterns on various surfaces
blood is happy to be in my tummy :3
bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.
blood spray is just another kind of cumshot
Blood sweat and tears in my pants / this is seriously uncool
Blood wasn't red, it was sparkly raiiiiiiiinbow :iconrainbowplz:
Blow bubbles.
blowing bubbles in my chocolate milk. if you even give a shit. if my life even means anything
*blows you up with a plasma grenade*
blue berry surprise
blue raspberry is fucked up cause it doesn't make sense but then u taste it and it Does taste like if a raspberry was blue
BLUR MUST BE PLAYING A SECRET SHOW!" "You are a crazy old kook!" I said, and then I punched him in the face.
bobtheonly: I don't want to disgrace my self telling you that I like you or I love you.You are a little ..... I don't even want to contaminate my toung with filth.
Boeing employees held Wichita for ransom and then whined when Boeing left for greener pastures. Go figure. XD
BOGOGRAPHY:
If you haven't enjoyed reading this file, then you can bog off.
...jumpers are clothing's way of telling you to pull over... -- The Toxic Custard Workshop Files, footer tagline, 1990
Boiding my vowels at work.
Boiling his chinchilla was only my way of telling him that it is unacceptable to pretend he doesn't know me.
Boiling his chinchilla was only my way of telling him that it is unacceptable to pretend he doesn't know me when it is SO OBVIOUS THAT I AM THE ONE WHO IS SENDING ALL THOSE INSTANT MESSAGES TO HIM.
bone serpents now control 90% of continental north america
<BonzoBoy> An honorary degree is like a nerf dildo.
<ramoth4> nerf dildos can be fun....sort of
<Equinas> i use a nerf whip
<Equinas> it's part of the Bondage for Beginners set
BOOBIES! Lol. Corny jokes anyone? No? ...kay.
<Booger> http, nntp, ftp. these are all non-cohesive with end-to-end viewing of good titty pics
<Booger> the new standard:
<u238|duhasst> hehe
<Booger> NTTP: Nice Titty Transfer Protocol
Books are so cool because there are no fucking ads in them
books from the 70s are only 30 years old by the way. ignore the years after 2000
boooy youre as dumb as a box o huckleberries out in the damn sun
Bored as hell w/ this shitty B movie we call life
<born1986> why the fuck isn't my disc drive working
<born1986> i fucking worked on that essay for three friggin' hours in school
<born1986> i now i cant finish it 'cos my fuckin drive ain't working
<Z00ass> you got the right drivers?
<born1986> hell yes
<born1986> it was working fine yesterday
<born1986> why does this shit always happen to me?
<Z00ass> maybe that little clip on the side is i nthe wrong position
<born1986> i havent touched it since school
<born1986> i'm growing impatient
<born1986> ANGRY even
<Z00ass> throw that shit out tha window . . .
<born1986> OMG i fuckin did it!!!
<born1986> FUCK!!!!!
<Z00ass> it works?
<born1986> no, i threw it out the window
<Z00ass> the disk?
<born1986> NO the whole drive
<born1986> i live on the 6th floor, made a nice *smash*
<Z00ass> :D
<born1986> FUCK SHIT FUCK
<born1986> THE DISK WAS STILL INSIDE
<born1986> brb . . .
<born1986> shit
<Z00ass> what? did ya break it?
<born1986> well i couldn't open the drive
<born1986> so i had to pound it against a rock
<Z00ass> :o
<born1986> quite HARD
<born1986> and you know what?
<born1986> that fucking disk wasnt even there
<Z00ass> ???
<born1986> i got so mad i threw the remaiders of the drive on to the freeway
<born1986> and when i got back upstairs i foud the disk inside my bag
<Z00ass> lol
<born1986> I NEVER EVEN PUT IT IN THE DRIVE
<born1986> i'm actually cryin right now . . .
<born1986> wonder if i could make that drive work again
<born1986> brb
Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.
Born in the gulf, brought up in an italian convent under a british curriculum with punjabi/kashmiri roots...
Born to draw creampies, forced to wrap real pies
<bossan> When I die, I want my last words to be some harsh call that will haunt some poor bastard forever. Like, just say to the doctor "your shirt is terrible; one of us will have to go", then die.
Boss make a dollar I fuck that dollar
boss makes a dollar i make him slime
bouncing on his everything
'Bout god damn time someone figures that he's just a RAGING DOUCHEBAG!!!
boy, I sure am glad the gov't is there to "protect" us :doh:
BPD Pride
brain has performed illegal operation press any key to continue
bram tokers “dankula”
Branding is a no-no for me. I prefer my body art to not smell of hot dogs.
*brandishes a scalpel, looking demented* DID SOMEONE SAY TESTICLES?! I'LL GET RID OF EM FOR YOU!
bread aisle smell has me acting rambunctious
"Breaker, breaker, this is Big Bad Hangin' Chad, I'm north on I-95 and there's a skunkfucker 400 yards in front of me."
Breakfast in bed is literally a nightmare get all this shit off my blankets and sheets rn if there r crumbs I’ll beat you
breakfast? you gotta stop living in the stone ages. we call it meal 1
breaking a chicken tender open and scooping the meat out leaving a shell of breading
breaking news: the last surviving bostonian has been cleft in twain by a blade forged of pure philadelphium
breaking news: the last surviving bostonian has been cleft in twain by a blade forged of pure philadelphium
one witness reports, "go birds"
BREAKING: the worst artist youve seen in your life wants 90 dollars for a full color drawing
Breasts are art too!
"Brick, where did you get a hand grenade?" / "I don't know!" / "I killed a man with a trident."
Briefs, I hate the way my junk slides all over the place without them. / Alien Oppressors or 3 hours of Dennis Miller stand up comedy?
Brilliant. So now we got a huge guy theory, and a serial crusher theory. Top notch. What's your name?
Bring a BIG portable stereo and blast out "Ride of the Valkyries" as the peniscopter invasion begins.
Bring a chainsaw, but don't use it. If anyone asks why you have it, say "Just in case..." mysteriously.
Bring back Comrade Mouse, and then let the rodent SHOOT HIM.
BRING BACK SNACKS a pack of corgis Tits or gtfo Har har! I am using the internet!!1 Hitler is not amused What is this faggot tree? XD
bringing back megafauna NOW
Bring it bitches, I'll build some Ned Kelly armour. / Shocking fact! Since guns were invented, gun crimes have increased by 100%!!!
bring me your dead pet and i will make a sword out of it for $39
Brings to mind the phrase "the whippings will continue until morale improves".
British people in fact DO drink obscene amounts of tea. :crying: DREADFUL!
Bro I just came up with a term for eating nerds clusters at 12:30 am. its called Poisoning Yourself
Bro? I'm a chick, dude. In addition, I was never hyped up. / I call everyone bro, didn't mean it offensively.
Bro I remember the first time I went to the dentist they had me strapped down i was creaming for my life
broken-hearted-me: stop calling people that it might hurt theyre feelings ya know
broken-hearted-me: ya well maybe it hurts people ever thing of that you cold hearted !@#$%^
broken-hearted-me: !@#$%^ does not mean anything
Bro let me get a hit of that dandelion
bro pass the round rock we all like to pat
brother you gotta put those big brown eyes away. youll kill someone
Bruce Campbell, his dad, and his body doubles on the set of Army of Darkness (1992)
brutal clit to clit combatode-on-a-grecian-butt
Bryan: That smirky little son of a bitch. I will look for that blue-haired fuck, and kill him.
BTIsaac: Looking at this stamp made me think. Which one do you think would prove superior: socio-economics, or the complete works of Shakespeare?
AClockworkKitten: Both?
btw i can't find any rule 34 of Lewis and Gilbert from revenge of the nerds
btw I'm not always violent.... sometimes I swallow people whole! :twisted:
BTW I should add, drugs on your icon, so original. You look FRESH
BTW just a side comment but you know what? What I find funny is that people are spending all their energy on justifying wolves attacking and mauling people but if a wild boar comes and tears someone apart, people will shout "KILL THAT BOAR". Why defend wolves but not boars? Oh right, I forgot, THEY ARE NOT COOL ENOUGH. -.-
& BTW you forgot to feed me + i died
Btw you misspelled your title. But that'd be a great name for a porno.
Bubble wrap your children....why not??!!!
budgies doing dumb shit
buffalo stricken
buffbagwell99_2000: k
buffbagwell99_2000: k cool
buffbagwell99_2000: oh BABY!
buffbagwell99_2000: r u typing??
buffbagwell99_2000: then what im brain dead
Bugg Dooga strongest hunter of tree clan, caught taking many seashells from shaman cave. Instead of go in cage he throw rock at own head
bugs bunny injects estrogen and testosterone at the same time and shakes himself up and down like a cocktail
building a religion begins playing
Bullshit, he says out loud. His mind is set. There is no turning back.
bumper sticker of a smiling man on an otherwise ruined ford
bumper sticker that says “dont blame me, i voted for the dog that can sing”
Bureaucracy: The State takes your doughnut away and then refuses to let you buy another doughnut because you already have one.
Burger aquired. Thought you should know.
Burn Gays Burnnnn!!!!1111111
Burn your pencil drawings?
Bush: It's a jungle out there.
Reporter: Are you getting frustrated with Gorbachev?
B: Did you hear about Tarzan and Jane?
R: No.
B: Tarzan came down and said, "Jane, I'll have a double. On the rocks." She
said, "Tarzan, you don't..." "I'll have another double on the rocks." He has a
third drink. Jane says, "What's the matter, Tarzan." He says, "It's a
jungle out there." Get it?
R: Yeah. -- George H.W. Bush, at a golf-course news conference
BUSH, THAT WOULD DEFINITELY MAKE UP FOR THE FACT THAT I LOST ALL THIS TIME.
Bush will cure *all* fear, by the way. :nod:
But all I see are breasts.
But-but-but... Germany! The Nazis! We should be NUKING them right now because time tables are IRRELEVANT! :cries:
but...but if a god did exist...do you think that / HE'D BE SCUISIDAL!?
but but what if shes dressed as a whore????
But... but.. Wikipedia isn't reliable! The media lies too, and the videos and news reports are all false to make the wolfs look bad! Those people provoked it, the wolfs had rabies or were wolf dogs, it was the wolfs taking revenge on trappers!D:
But... but.. Wikipedia isn't reliable! The media lies too, and the videos and news reports are all false to make the wolfs look bad! Those people provoked it, the wolfs had rabies or were wolf dogs, it was the wolfs taking revenge on trappers!D:
I'm expecting to see quite some comments like these pop up here...:D
(and I feel awful for misspelling 'wolves' on purpose..>>)
"but dey wur in derh terytory so dey defend der huse cuz dats wut wild amimals dooo"
"but dey wur in derh terytory so dey defend der huse cuz dats wut wild amimals dooo"
[/sarcasm]
I heard one hiker got attacked by a bear because she smelled to much like food. and women should not camp while menstruating. is it true?
...but do you agree that / GOD IS SCUISIDAL
But guess what, SCOTUS officially overturned Roe V Wade, we won, you lost, accept the loss and go fuck yourself, sinner
But here's the million-dollar question: Would she have kittens, or lay eggs?
"but he's just fast for the sake of fast" And Dragonforce isn't? :o.
But if god would plan something like that then obviously god would be the asshole :lol:
but if you are ugly enough and you dress like a whore, that WILL scare the demons away.
But I got bitten by a dragonfly... [blank lines] ... XD
But I like being a dickhead, so.
BUT I'M USING CAPS. AAANNNDDD MUUULLLTTTIIPPPLLLEEE LEEETTTERRRRSSS TOOOO IIIMMMPPLLLYYY WHHHHIIINNNIINNGGG
But in the hive you will never be tired, our blood is like Fanta.
*** But it isn't cheap. *** Free is pretty cheap.
But, it puts hair on your chest! / It's a sign of manhood putting poisons in your body! / WHOO!
BUT IT'S SO BAD FOR THE OZONE LAYER! :noes:
BUT IT'S SO GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH! :noes:
But it's sooo tasty... and People Flavored!
But its still on the internet.
BUT LAWL BUWSH HAS TEH OILZZZzzz! :bucktooth: Anyhoo, total fucking agreement.
but lucifer and jesus are the same.... is it making out with himself?
BUT MADNESS IS LINKED TO SADNESS. orsomytherapistsays.
but, McCain's got such pretty lips!
but more often I find it smells like caterpillars to be honest
But moths are freaking adorable. SO FUZZY.
But my spirit animal is a cooked chicken. :( / My spirit animal is a cheese.
"BUT NUUUU MAH PARENTS GOT ME A BLACK iPHONE INSTEAD THE WHITE ONE I WANTED THEY ARE HORRIBLE NAZI FASCISTS AND HATE ME!"
but people provoke it! you silleh nincompoop!
But she paid for that message, LOL! I love double entendres!
>but the bbw from red riding hood >BBW :iconinglipplz:
>but the bbw from red riding hood
>but the bbw
>bbw
>BBW
:iconinglipplz:
But the fart jokes don't work, a fart joke isn't funny unless it's unexpected and it brings a negative feeling to that person.
But the game doesn’t show him ever tugging his nuts. Keep your fantasies to yourself please.
But the moderators are mature four-eyes. They check everything.
But then I've learned to expect that from Americans (SOULLESS BASTARDS)
But then when she came back with a bunny, and had run out of kids to give bunnies to...she ate it. Poor, scarred, children.
But the picture, to use a biblical phrase, "cracks me the fuck up".
But this ASUS product is both ROCK SOLID -and- HEART TOUCHING!
Butthurt bawwfest 5: the rereckoning of sodom and detroit
'But timmy but we love you!'
Butt kar pron is sexeh 'n maks meh nozebled evrytim. D,:
But `Vlei's a fine, upstanding Canadian and credit to Queen & Country. Meaning cheese, aliens, and Reality TV are already involved some how, some way...
. . . but was eaten by zombie Rasputin and undead Trotsky, who. . .
but we don't kill the women....
but we humans CREATED the GUNS (Not nature born!) and use it for FREAKING sport what the hell, if there is a god! I think he's dissapointed we kill the creatures HE created, if not, then the nature would be dissapointed.
But We've got the biggest BALLS OF THEM ALL!!!
But what about Santa? :noes:
But what if I chatted up the cute girl? I've done that in the past hehe.
But what if you adopt a child from another parent, and he doesn't look like you?
Will he now be neglected, just because he's not you?
Also, fun fact: 300 years from now, nobody will care.
but where will i go to get laid???
But why do I want to cure AIDS? I don't have AIDS. I wouldn't benefit from it.
but why would i do that i dont have time i need to support wolves. SAVE THE WOLVES!!!! >:(
But without chicken how will i tell you what things will taste like!!?!?!?!?
BUT WOLFS R TEH CUTE! AND I OMFG HEART WOLFS AND HOW CUD U B SO MEAN? R U BEIN SARKY BOUT TEH WOLFIES? U R WEIRD CUZ YOUV NVR TURND INTO A WOLF AND FOUND UR M8!
But wouldn't it be more satisfying for a wolf hater if the portrayal of a wolf would not only be evil, but also easily killed? Instead of being badass, just... an ass. Then dead.
but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually
still not on mount everest this morning alhamdulillah
But you won't get to sneak into the room while humming the Pink Panther theme tune then, and we all know thats whats most important here.
buy my cackling skull
/b/, /v/ and /i/ for fun. / /f/, /u/, /h/, /e/ and /d/ for fappage. In that order.
by disagreeing with me on this topic, you're aligning yourself with everyone else who disagrees with me, which includes the Chaos Death Cult, and they chaos kill people so....
By far the largest body in our inverted Earth is the moon; a bit over half a mile in diameter and some 3,933 miles over our heads. The sun's sphere is only eight feet across.
By his logic wouldn't you have to fuck REALLY hard to spread abstinence?
By HTML do you mean the internet?
<by> Is there anyway I can tell the world I'm an idiot?
<Seven7> Of course, just type your name, where you live and your confession
<by> Kk
<by> I am Mark Duval of Belgium, and I am an idiot
<by> ?
<by> Now what?
<Seven7> Don't worry. It's done
by smacking him in the face with a maxi pad soaked in pickle juice while screaming about mustard. / The worst way to DM is by...
By snorting crack in the midst of an angry-white-woman-with-a-bible convention / worst way to drink iced tea
By spear, do you mean your 2-inch penis?
By that logic, I am actually an evil computer system devoted to taking over the world and wresting control of humanity's destiny away from itself.
By their logic, if a baby gets killed by a wolf, it's the baby's fault :|
By the way, Frederich Engels was still a bloody commie bastard.
By yelling "I don't believe it!" then punching someone in the face while yelling "Twinkie House!" after being told to believe it.