1947 quotes

  1. I accidentally typed Fuck Off Instead of Merry Christmas on a holiday greeting card to my mother once. Fortunately my wife caught the typo before she mailed it.
  2. I actually bought the shirt anyway XD no one knows what it is though, and if they do, they either go "OMG, liek, DONNIE DARKO!? ROFLMAO WTFBBQ!" or "that movie sucked"
  3. "i actually do think on some level obese should be considered a slur akin to other dated medicalizing terminology"
  4. I actually prefer the recent bastardization of that quote. "Religion is opium for the masses". It has this modern pang to it.
  5. I admit! I traded them all for Silvers. / Just wait 'til the gold market takes a nosedive! I'll be a rich man, you hear me!?
  6. I agree. Chicken has saved us. Without eggs, toast would be dismal and KFC would be KFF (frog) Children would weep and geezers moan. CHICKEN HAS SAVED US ALL!!!!
  7. I agree. Kicking people out into the streets and letting them starve will be much better for the economy.
  8. i agree with this sentiment broadly but can we maybe try again without the lutheranism
  9. I agree with water. Abe and I are always saying "Man, water is the best thing ever."
  10. I almost got butchered with an axe two weeks ago and I'm not having sex with goats nor dogs.
  11. i almost shit my pants
  12. I already have dibs on his glasses, but you can have his umbrella.
  13. I already know how I'll die; in a fight to the death with god. We both go back in time just before the big bang and fight for 7 days and 7 nights before we blow each other up, causing the universe to be born.
  14. I also agree. *was adopted by an old woman who just wanted to have a little girl to dress up as a doll*
  15. I also fear death and not dieing; I don't want to die young, but I also don't want to be bored for all of extence.
  16. I also have small dogs, and I don't want them to be sacrificed to dead rappers.
  17. I also like the idea of him having hair rather than looking like a giant Q-tip
  18. i also live in a mansion in beverly hills and we have some yachts too. wanna see pics of those?
  19. I also love the smell of necro'd threads in the morning. / That shit is like my coffee, man.
  20. I also remember Caesar, the infamous gorilla with deadly aim and bowels filled with ammo. . . I wonder if he's still around pwning bratty kids who bug him.
  21. I also wore them because I'm a Victorian-era chimney sweep.
  22. I always figured you were locked with Slendie as a punishment. Ya know, like Midnight Man or something.
  23. I always root for the bull.
  24. I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this
  25. I AM 5000 PERCENT SHO' HE MY BABY'S DADDY. / And then I do one of those pregnancy tests on Maury. / And he's not my baby's daddy. / D:
  26. i am 5 kilobytes old
  27. I am a 21 year-old man. I like shows with dark plots, action scenes, and boobs. I've never cared much for horses, especially ones that appear to be candy-coated. This show shouldn't interest me in the slightest. SO WHY DO I LOVE IT SO MUCH?!!!
  28. I am a big poopy idiot who doesn't know how to quit when I'm ahead.
  29. I am about to make a prediction, and it also might be real. / Jesus descends from the heavens, and crowns me as the lord of all creation. / Everyone serves, those who are unwilling to serve are fed to me. / I become God. / The end.
  30. I am a captain I’ll get you crunched then put in a box no cereal
  31. i am a college student with absolutly no money i dire need of a labtop to take with me to school.
  32. i am a flaming heterosexual
  33. i am a mass murderer
  34. I am a molecular biologist at UCSF. Over the years, I have accumulated a collection of strange and beautiful fungal contaminants (mostly filamentous and slime molds) that have grown up on my petri dishes. I have lovingly nursed and organized this group of stray microbes, and consider them like my children. Unfortunately, I'm moving to a distant land for a spell and my fungus collection is in danger of being dumped by my uncaring colleauges . To prevent this tragedy, I am looking for a fellow mycophile to take over the care of my little pets. They're very low maintenance... they must simply be kept in a dark drawer or closet and occasionally checked to prevent leakage or dessication. Please, be a kind soul and take in my molds!
  35. i am a nature spirit. i am a god. i am a man. i am a frog. i am a gargoyle. i am a bull. i'm a vegetarian and i am full.
  36. I am, and have always been, a fat white man. Any other post on this blog that insinuates otherwise is me playing with your little head.
  37. I AM A PHOTOREALISTIC BIRD IN A BALL CAP! DO AS I SAY, CHILDREN! / Alas... when they revised him, they apparently made him a flaming queen.
  38. I am a potato
  39. i am a sick person (apparently) and i approve this message.
  40. I am a species of true bug
  41. i am a victim of pleasure
  42. i am a victim of pleasure wine soaks my robe. i groan out loud, my mouth half full of chocolate and dates. i glance at my calendar- all christmas, all the time. december 25th 24/7. my watch? its 5 o clock HERE i receive a telegram. my sister. baby shower. she wants me there. i break out in a cold sweat. could i even bear to be away from it for a day... away from the port, from the watercolor paintings of my chateau, from my dozens of statues of frogs standing and doing human things. absolutely not. not a chance. i will not experience boredom ever again. i burn the letter and slam my mahogany door shut. what stress... i believe i deserve some relaxation
  43. I am creating upsetting spells in my fucked up wizard tower today
  44. I am defeated by the ancient technique of Wall o' Fucking Text and must concede.
  45. I am disappoint.
  46. i am drinking fruited nectars like a hunnimg bird
  47. I am easily amused by other people's pain.
  48. I am Emperor of Ohio and you sir are fired!
  49. I am going to fetishize kinds of men you’ve only seen in your peripheral vision at the grocery store
  50. I am gonna skull fuck the people who made this.
  51. I am happily ever after married with Yiffityspiff!! ^__^ In my weird twisted hallucinations of a creepy stalker I am! / I bust into her home and shout "honey I'm home!" Then feed her cat and wash her clothes! That's luv fer ya!
  52. I am hoping someone will be streaming it since I am not sure that Animal Planet is available here in the U.K., or if they'd even air such an American pastime like PUPPY BOWL X!
  53. *I AM IMMUNE TO FIRE AND I JUST BARFED FIRE ALL OVER YOU* / *I CAN ABSORB ICE AND I THROW KITTENS AT YOU* / *AND THEN YOU GET STABBED IN THE FACE WITH A UNICORN* / *I AM REALLY CONFUSED NOW*
  54. I am in. Let's legalize blogs with stolen shit! YEAH! :iconexcitedplz:
  55. I am just some shmo who likes to advertise himself on dA in the best possible way :)
  56. i am learning how to draw furries any recommendations on books i should study from
  57. I am leaving the earth’s surface good bye
  58. I am losing transmission... Hel-lo!!... -Damn internweb...
  59. I am mearly defending myself against those like you who think I am making people join.
  60. I am me. I belive that I have a draconic guardian and thats about it. She's happy most of the time but she's kicking me to get my life in order ><
  61. I am not a hurtful Perv, though. I am a friendly, lets just try something new and have some fun Perv.
  62. I am not a hypocrite. The way I act just depends on my mood. And right now, I'm in a bad mood / You can't imagine how much afraid I'm because of your bad mood. :fear: W-what are you gonna do????!!!11one
  63. I am not exaggerating, a volunteer recently became a snuggly lions little snack because she had the same flawed "Opinion".
  64. i am not going to a secondary location with you one of us dies here
  65. I am not nearly advanced enough to come away from such a maneuver unscathed
  66. I am not reading or watching the things you have sent me, since I have no time to read this anyway.
  67. I am not responsible for my washing machine killing people or making them ill.
  68. I am not sure but I know the internet keeps a full supply of them.
  69. i am not the most romatic or (*the best speller). i like to do things spondtaistly.i also have a short attion spand which is why the shows i watch are only 30mins.long.
  70. I am now GOLDSEXUAL. I am only aroused by the thought of golds, and you must have a massive treasure pile for me to even consider becoming your mate. / Edit- I think that the correct word for this is gold digger.
  71. I AM OFFERING FREE SERVICE TO LADIES WHO WANT TO GIVE ME HEAD JUST TO SEE HOW A PROFESSIONAL COLON CLEANSING SHOULD BE LIKE {wink} post id: 35584837
  72. I am only as insane as the man that invented chewing gum!! and he did it all by accident.:twisted:
  73. I am on the moon. what’s up lol. pee’d on Buzz Aldrins foot step lol… Pee foot.
  74. I am part ice-cube
  75. I am part of the underground resistance.
  76. i am playing that game where you are frederick chopin and you kill japanese monsters
  77. I am pro choice of its needed, like if your life is in danger but when you just forgot to put on a condom. Nah I'll just kill you myself
  78. I am proud to say I know that feeling. Now if only my boobs would fall off. I'd be even LIGHTER :D
  79. I am saving myself for Phil Collins.
  80. I am sorry to be this stupid, but, stuck to the ground like... with glue?
  81. I AM SO SICK OF BEING LIED TO / by people offering requests and then not doing them for any number of weak-ass fucking reasons.
  82. i. am so small.
  83. I am so tire
  84. I. AM SO TIRED. OF FUCKING WOLF PEOPLE. ON DEVIANT ART. SERIOUSLY. I have seen them everywhere, and it pisses me off. It's retarded. AND SPONGEBOB? JESUS CHRIST. HE'S A SPONGE! Seriously, people need help.
  85. I AM SO URINATED OFF! Notice how SHITTY that sounds without 'PISSED'?
  86. I am so URINATED off. SHOOT. SEX YOU
  87. i am that guy who was over by the watercooler at the place with the thing where everybody got drunk and went dancing in the street nekkid that one time.....you know where all the cool people hungout but you weren't invited.
  88. I Am the Alfred Stieglitz of Cock Pics…
  89. I am the Anit-pope in [your] pants
  90. I am the awesomest hunk of awesome that ever awesomed up this awesome planet...
  91. i am the biggest 15 yr old zep fan in the uk jesus is definetly thier biggest 2005 year old zep fan in the world
  92. i am the biggest twat in the world
  93. i am the brave little toaster / do u want butter
  94. I am the Christmas Jackalope. You may call me God.
  95. i am the khaki crusader. i have a closet full of hawaiaan shirts in various earth tones and a drawer full of khaki shorts.
  96. i am the master of riding naked people, i'm not new to this. trust me.
  97. I am the only person in the tri-state area who has been fired by every miniature golf course.
  98. I AM THE QUEEN OF FRANCE! *oogles*
  99. I AM THE SON OF SPAM SPADE, THE FORMER LOAN OFFICER OF NIGERIA, WHO WAS KILLED BY A RUSSIAN LADY WHO WANTS TO MEET YOU.
  100. I am the surgeon & I am the patient & I am the technician handing over the scalpel & I am the scalpel & I am the pervert touching themselves in the corner
  101. I am Thietogreth, the local God (from another planet), along with some of my children.
  102. I am totally gay for bush! If bush were to proposition me, I would be like 'for next half an hour, my heterosexuality is no longer welcome! Lets get it on Mr. President!'
  103. I am tremendously insulted by that -- my mom would never a ride a unicycle. ;)
  104. i am unaware of how to operate a raspberry
  105. I am unsure, it looks like everyone is getting stabbed by orcs and raped by gobblins :P you have to think of these things ;) the full dragons thing and living with elves is most appealing :P
  106. I am very rear too. Most days. Some even call me an ass. I'm sorry. I really, really am sorry. But... now I am paralysed from the diaphragm down. So the lawyers are coming out again.
  107. I am watching you fuck.
  108. I am Wiccan actually. Although sort of a weird one. I still have disagreements.
  109. I approve of this burn. :thumbsup:
  110. I approve of your comment. *high-fives* Here's another example of why breeding might not be good: My sister is damn baby-crazy but she has so many STD's and is otherwise unfit to nurture anything. She's had I think... 15 miscarriages in the past... 5 years? 6 years? I don't even know how many exactly. The best part is she's 21 just this month.
  111. i are making suit and you are help
  112. i arted
  113. “I ate an edible last night” yeah I did too you dumb fuck it’s called food for dinner
  114. I ate your ice cream sandwich. I am so sorry
  115. i attached a middle finger to each blade of my ceiling fan and i make it spin even when it's cold inside because it looks very much bad ass
  116. i avoid printers at all costs but deep down i think i should've been a printer. life so easy. i sit there all squarelike and when someone has a minor task for me i goFUCK YOU
  117. i basically love to catch all the shit that falls off of peoples hamburgers with one of those tiny nets they use to scoop up goldfish
  118. I beamed a full ear of corn at someone so hard once that when it hit the doorframe it exploded onto the ceiling, the walls, and the door. There was no cob left.
  119. I believe global warming is a natural thing, and I cause it! Look at my icon bitches! 8-)
  120. i believe in you. you will find drugs. and you will take them
  121. i believe ive ruined my reputation
  122. I believe our universe is a kernel of corn that came out of God's tremendous log of shit.
  123. I believe the term "insane cackling" is generally used by those around me....
  124. I belive that one of the ten commandments is 'Thou shalt not kill' Actually, do to ancient mistranslations, we've lost the originally commandment, which was "Thou shalt not kilt." Meaning Scotland is screwed.
  125. I be running my fingers through my bush pondering ancient wisdoms
  126. I bet if a mushroom could lap water out of your hand with a tongue that a gently drinking mushroom tongue on your hand would be the softest and gentlest thing.
  127. I bet if this stamp was about spiders you wouldn't give a fuck wherther they die or not.
  128. I bet in hell they make John Kellogg eat a big bowl of lucky charms for breakfast with everything other than the marshmallows picked out and the milk is just melted snickers bars
  129. i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water
  130. I bet it feels so fucking good to absorb your twin in the womb
  131. i bet it hurts when he sits down
  132. I bet it was the school for aaaaaahll the special Eds. :lol:
  133. i bet most of the people burning danish flags don't even know where or what denmark IS. :D
  134. I bet you don't smoke dope Your Stupid!
  135. I bit a piece of my mouth flesh off, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME
  136. I blame fucking "Metalocalypse"/Dethklok for making kids think they're all hardcore and brutal and shit...
  137. I blame Godzilla putting his sexy self before me on TV at a very young and impressionable age. :p
  138. i blast all the ufos easily and then you know what i do is i go in there and fuck the alein
  139. I blow burps across the room because it's funny.
  140. I bow to your well researched knowledge. Doesn't stop it all being a load of bollocks.
  141. I BROUGHT IT TO A SHOPS AND I WAS LIKE HEY, CAN YOU TURN THIS INTO A CATBUS?
  142. I call MPreg kids Butt Babies.
  143. I call MPreg kids Butt Babies. :dummy:
  144. I call myself a fan and yet I forget the numbers/letters related to each character. Can anyone give me a list ? (ex. Yamamoto is 80) (or is he 18?? D'8)
  145. I call Rule 34. I must see this. / "Oh baby! Suck me into you and crush me into nothingness in your inky black, erotic embrace!"
  146. I can attest to my friend's description of PBR: "It tastes like piss that you've already pissed out after drinking watered-down piss."
  147. i can be trusted on a nature walk i promise. i promise i will stay on the trail and will not run off into the forest never to be seen again i promise
  148. I can eat, sleep, shit, fart, burp, make noise, sneeze, cough, pee and scratch my armpits =P
  149. I can handle pain until it hurts.
  150. I can hear the flatline now. / Damn you you thread killer! You killed it before it had a chance! MURDERER!!! / Ahem... sorry.
  151. I can hear you...................masterbating.
  152. I can just picture that; Jesus holding a beer in the back of a club shouting,"STAIRWAY!" at some band...
  153. I cannot enter the dmv lest harmful sorcerers claim my soul
  154. i cannot get away from this stupid fucking laptop, i am on it almost 24/7 and it's RUINING my LIFE.
  155. "I cannot use a condom named after a wooden horse filled with little men who later snuck out of said horse and slaughtered the people within."
  156. I can read, WHY AM I TYPING IF I SUPOSIDLY CANT READ!?
  157. I can see how he lures victims, he seems friendly , the fact he knows not to reville to much dark side , clever. , confident ,friendly , evil equals a serial killer.
  158. I can see it now... "I love ya... maaaaan... *hic*"
  159. i can sense that I am not the only warrior of light in this popeyes bathroom
  160. I can shoot fire from my ass, so beat that!
  161. i cant be getting scam calls at 9 pm i dont have the energy to fuck with them
  162. I Can't Believe It's Not The Souls of The Damned™
  163. i can’t believe the permian triassic extinction event took trilobites from us. they would love the ocean today. they would’ve loved garbage islands.
  164. I can’t believe they made New York the new USA capital and no one fucking realized
  165. “I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY SOLD THIS SHITFEST FOR $199! That's about how much it costs for a video game console, pretty much. You could take $199, stand on a bridge and just throw it all away! You'd rather do anything than spend it on a broken-down, dysfunctional disaster of video game programming! With games that crash, hideous jumping control, random characters, microscopic sprites, a marathon of mediocre space shooters, dying in mid-air, problems with proportion, misleading titles, misleading power-ups, embarrassing weapons, seizure-inducing backgrounds, lack of enemies, games you can't win, games you can't lose, games that make no sense whatsoever, shitty graphics, shitty music, shitty menus, and a FUCKTON of other things! It should have been ILLEGAL for them to sell this rotten shitload of putrid fuck for any price! I feel humiliated for living on the same planet as someone who designed an electronic abomination of this magnitude! Couldn't they have tried making one good game? As opposed to fifty-two horrible games? Quality, over quantity. That's our lesson here.”
  166. I cant come to your birthday there's a big ass skullll flying araound
  167. i can tell you what not to say: / "I like to dress up in a tiger costume with my penis hanging out! RAWR!"
  168. I can't help but think of the unlucky Egyptologist from the Brandon Fraiser "Mummy""FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!DO NOT READ THE BOOK!later young'uns (Jer)
  169. I can't imagine a 7 year old is better a driver than an adult. or an elderly person.
  170. I cant kill myself if theres any possibility of playing with a mans asshole is in my future
  171. i cant leave america because what if i get a beverage and it’s not huge
  172. i can't moon walk in either... though i have walked on the moon in one dream....
  173. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
  174. I cant remeber 2 off the top of my head, Dildo and Cumbychance. Always cracks me up. In Waterloo there is also a beaver mead road, though some kids made the D a T...
  175. I can't smoke myself cause they don't do pipes small enough to fit entire hobbits.
  176. i cant stop laughing. osma, bush,tony, God, Jesus??? :rofl: :rofl: i wonder if theres a devil?
  177. i can't tell you how many serious UFO vids i've seen ruined by the slow zoom out and reveal of a man jacking it
  178. I can't wait to beat OFF again it's been like 8 years
  179. i can type a lot of things with my paws actually, i could type the whole dictionary if you want me to! / im not im my wolf form xD DERP
  180. I can type in caps all I want to bitch! And wolves dont kill for fun, thank you very much, i know what i am talking about so i dont really care if u dont know so, See ya'.
  181. I can vibrate by eyeballs. / I can fill and empty the viens in my arm with blood consciously. / My scream can reach 110 Db. I have deafened someone in one ear with it temporarily. / My hair reaches my butt. I've not had a haircut in 4 years.
  182. I cast level three cheese strike!
  183. I cast ‘love you’ spell on you
  184. i cast spell of rupture your appendix
  185. I cast Tensor's Floating Dick and raep your SOUL! / Goddamn, you know you've been playing too much D&D when you use the term Tensor's Floating anything.
  186. I cast the spell “show me your dog”
  187. I cast the spell “show me your dog” my dog came from the dumpster
  188. I cause severe dysfunction in important organs
  189. Ice cream flavor idea: Triple Berry Fuckfest
  190. Ice cream is NOT a whosoever. It is a whatsoever.
  191. Ice cream, with crushed up Girls Scouts mixed in / >.< couldn't resist
  192. ICEEDEADPEPL: who doesnt like metallia
  193. i clean up after his shit and this is how he treats me
  194. :iconamericanplz: YEAH-YUUUUH!
  195. : iconawesomefaceplz : Without spaces.
  196. :iconbillymaysplz: HI BILLY MAYS HERE BRINGING YOU THE NEW AND IMPROVED WAY TO POST BUTTHURT COMMENTS ON THE INTERNET! WITH THE CAPS LOCK KEY YOU CAN POST MASSIVE BLOCKS OF ALL CAPS TEXT TO MAKE SURE YOUR COMMENT STICKS OUT LIKE A SORE THUMP! IT'S EASY! BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE! IF YOU USE HORRIBLE SPELLING AND GRAMMAR, EVERYONE IS SURE TO TAKE YOUR INPUT SERIOUSLY! BUT IF YOU CALL IN THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO CUSS PEOPLE OUT AND MAKE DEATH THREATS JUST TO MAKE SURE YOU GET YOUR POINT ACROSS! IT COSTS ONLY THREE EASY PAYMENTS OF YOUR DIGNITY SO CALL NOW!
  197. :iconblacklionwarrior::iconsaysplz: oh look at me, I have the best PC in the world and everybody around me is an idiot except me!
  198. :iconclapplz: Me and my friend. She said 'DON'T CALL ME A MONKEY.'
  199. :iconderpysmileplz::iconsaysplz: BANANA MUFFIN!
  200. :icondomoplz: :iconsaysplz: RAAAAAR. I will prevail. You can not stop me!
  201. :icondontmessspartaplz: :iconsaysplz: "Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
  202. :icondoublefacepalmplz: Oh sweet jesus...
  203. :iconfatsonplz: THE PEOPLE THAT DON'T LIKE OREOS
  204. I confess... I confesss, Aaagh! / Purple Pussy kicks ass.. I wish I could make my stuff that crazy! =) / But....Guess I just haveta settle for my class-teacher and lame toon parodies... =)
  205. :iconfuuuplz: Fine... I'll help. *Grabs knife out of pocket and cuts myself out* BYE! :sprint:
  206. :icong1megatronplz::iconsaysplz:Fisticons! Merge to form PENETRATOR!
  207. :iconglarefaceplz: for real?
  208. :icongtfoplz: Using the whole 'grammarplz' is making you look like an elitist twat, dude.
  209. :iconheavyplz: OOOOOOHHHHHH DAT IS VEREY FUNNEH TO ME
  210. :iconilluminatiplz: :iconelvisplz:
  211. :iconisayplz:you are a bunch of weirdo's (like me) :iconherpderpplz: :iconmegustaplz:
  212. :iconjeffthekillerplz: / I have a lot of spare time / That's how I can find all these PLZ accounts
  213. :iconlaughsplz: And you would hunt dog shit?!
  214. :iconlolwutplz:
  215. :iconmhmmplz: FORGET MUNNA, FORGET THE BITTERCOLD, FORGET THE END OF THE WORLD AND LET ME GET SOME FREAKING GOLD BARS
  216. :iconohfuckplz: SHUT YOUR MOUTH ill put a hex on u...
  217. :iconohnoesplz: I won last year too. I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL FOR THE ULTIMATE TITLE!
  218. :iconpashedmotatoplz: We need to have a party! :iconmashedpotatoplz:
  219. :iconpyroglompplz: Burn Fucker.
  220. :iconsoyourtellingmeplz: So you're telling me age isn't just a number?
  221. :iconspartaplz::iconsaysplz:Would you like to take the mean wagon up chocolate avenue? :iconohnoplz::iconsaysplz:No, most certainly not! :iconspartaplz::iconsaysplz:Oh. Well, I am of the sort of mood in which I strongly desire sexual intercourse.
  222. :iconthisplz: I don't use medecime unless I'm dying or something so I'm ok :)
  223. I continue walking, and about a half a block later I realize: HOLY SHIT THAT GUY ALMOST SPLATTERED MY UNINSURED BRAINS ALL OVER HOUSTON STREET!
  224. :iconvomitplz: BLARGHLARGHLARGH!!! OH GOD, THE HUMANITY!!
  225. :iconwhywouldyoudothatplz: THAT BABY IS COMING OUT OF AN ASS NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO
  226. :iconwtfboomplz: I AM DEEPLY OFFENDED :iconh8plz: :iconewwwplz: :iconwthplz: Dislike Hate x 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000(infinity)
  227. :iconwtfboomplz: <----- that's what would happen to me lol.
  228. :iconwutplz: someone please tell me this is a troll.
  229. :iconyayitalyplz: PAAAAAAAASSSTAAAAA!!!And I like pizza and gelato.
  230. :icony-u-noplz::iconsaysplz:BAAAAAWWWWWW! why dey no like pooor wolves!?!111?!
  231. :iconzombiebunnehplz: O graghhh was it megraghh?
  232. I could give a shit less, but I'm not really expressing that opinion by blantly stating it. So obviously I may care enough to have my opinion read.
  233. I could NOT be in feudal Japan. Here are some reasons why: 1. I wasn’t born then.
  234. I couldn't be a pilot because the recruiter said my menstrual cycle would attract birds of prey
  235. I COULDN'T CONTROL MY FEELINGS WHEN I AM ALONE.MY BOY FRIEND IS WORKING ABROAD. I JUST WANT TO HAVE PLEASURE . GIVE ME SOME TIPS OR POSITIONS OF SELF PLEASURE. DO I BECOME PREGNANT BECAUSE OF THAT? PLEASE HELP ME.
  236. i couldn't rub out NOTHING from this shitpile
  237. I could really use a drink right now. Unfortunately, I'm broke and the liquor stores here don't open until a few hours from now. :XD: Damn my awkward sleep schedule. CURSE YOU!
  238. I cranked my hog today/to see if it still squeals/i focus on the hog/the only thing that's real
  239. I cried when I saw the end of Silent Hill 2 until I realised I accidently threw my joystick into my eye
  240. I cried when I stepped on my cat.
  241. i cry when i think about war. and i pissed my pants once when i was 14
  242. I'd actually say the most frightening error message of all was one that told you that not only was your computer dead, but that your house was going to burn down.
  243. I'd advocate banning Get-Dancing except he's like a walking "proof the U.K is shit in every sense of the word" resource
  244. [ID: a tag that reads, “whatever kind of boots a wizard wears but thigh high”. /End ID]Okay consider, the boots lil nas x was wearingswordkind
  245. I'd be a carnivore, if my goddamn body would support it, and animals can eat me if they dont approve.
  246. I'd breed cats for dog food. Both dogs and cats are bred for human consumption, so why not? :B
  247. I'd catch 2 dozen Ditto's. / Ditto! Transform into a nuclear bomb! / Ditto! Transform into George W. Bush! / Ditto! Transform into a giant bar of gold I can sell!
  248. I'd create this temporal rift with an inverse tachyon pulse causing humanity to end from the beginning of time, which would cause a mysterious anomaly... if we never existed, how did we prevent ourselves from existing? / Answer: It never happened. ;)
  249. I'd eat a dog. Not mine (but I haven't mine! only my mother's! but she's too fat), of course
  250. I'd eat beige just to get rid of it. Also blue taste like raspberry. :B
  251. I'd eat dog if I knew where to find it :<
  252. I'd eat dog if it wasn't so damn expensive. >.<
  253. I deman you to do it ?
  254. I describe my style as an epileptic that just tried to plug a wet fork into the electrical socket while simultaneously holding a pencil, pen, and or paintbrush.
  255. I deserve a Nobel prize just for saying that.
  256. I desire to copy Jesus as well. But that does not mean I am taking up carpentry.
  257. i despise british kid! the queen of england must punish him!
  258. I'd expect you to shut your noise hole until you had a better grasp of the language, before getting your panties in a bunch and throwing a temper tantrum OVER A STAMP that you didn't understand.
  259. I'd explode all Aids. / And anyone trying to take me down. / I see you there, furry man.
  260. I'd get a tauros and a miltalk and breed a huge fucking herd of cattle that produce magical healing milk and shit. Screw you, animal agriculture, beat that. D<
  261. I'd go around and bite people so they'd think they were gonna turn into a werewolf.
  262. I'd go to my job, see if they send me home. If they don't, I'd rip my manager's throat out. Come home, smoke up, eat a pound of raw beef and then call my buddies up and do it again. Only a few hairs different from a normal day.
  263. I'd go to park with a white mink suit and run through the park yelling "LEEEERRROOOOYYYYY JEEEENNNNKKKKKKIIIIINNNNSSSS"....oh god I want to do that so bad.
  264. I DID A F***ING 15 PAGE PAPER FOR MY HIGH SCHOOL FINAL ESSAY!!! I SHOULD KNOW HOW IMPORTANT THEY ARE TO THEIR ENVIORMENT!!! :censored:
  265. I did not shat myself
  266. I did not write plz plz plz and no I will not GTFO I ONLY GTFO WHEN I WANT TO GTFO
  267. I didn't call you an idiot. I provided a condition which if met makes you an idiot.
  268. I didn't even know I started a song. :iconminilarryplz:
  269. I didn't even know pro-lifers used Seuss quotes to support their cause... I actually went on vacation in Cali over Christmas break and SAW HIS HOUSE! It was awesome :)
  270. I didn't fall for it :T I don't have a trick, but here's a knock knock joke? Knock Knock Whose there? Pee catch.
  271. I didnt give a sh*t about that. My mom told me and then it didnt really affect me cause im just a asshole.
  272. I didn't know animals gave a fuck about human gender roles.
  273. "i didnt know putting that bus there would cause all of THIS!" / worst way to check out at a grocery store
  274. I didn't like him. / Doesn't matter he's dead now. Died last night. / Norbert "Iggy" "Demon Spawn" / 2000 - 2007 / Cause of death: Pneumonia.
  275. I didn't quite hear you . . . but if this is about that soldering iron thing, the kid was totally coming on to me.
  276. I didn't see beer on that list. So Wisconsinite of foodstamps are safe.
  277. I did that once. And I didn't get any "Oh, this bear is awesome" or "lol so cute ^_^" for it either. No, I got "Put the fucking stick down before I call the police" and "Dear God, you're going to break something." / Assholes.
  278. I died last night, would you like to meet for coffee....?
  279. *idiotic fanperson rage of doom* lol Kingdumb Hearts, this rendition of the game's name reminds me of the name I got called as a kid in elementary school, A-dumb. lol I love this game series and you don't. That's cool. Nice stamp. :3
  280. Idiot is an adjective now, apparently.
  281. I dislike it when poeple refuse to do their homework on a topic, then they post a redicilous thing like this. But, it happens.
  282. I'd kill myself too if I was married to Courtney Love.
  283. IDK why I thought this said "I support cancer"
  284. I'd like to be set on fire and launched out of a catapult into a fireworks factory. :D
  285. I'd like to introduce these fuckers to my wand- a regulation-sized Louisville Slugger, applied liberally about the head and shoulders.
  286. "I'd like to know how many people genuinely give a shit about rats."
  287. id like to see you try to get rid of me you ignorant douche
  288. I'd literally eat a dog if it wasn't for laws lmao
  289. "I'd love to, but I have a million lonely ritualistic things I need to do." -- New Yorker-style cartoon caption
  290. I'd love to die quickly if I was starving to death.
  291. I'd love to fufill your needs by helping me...
  292. I'd never draw furry sex stuff, mostly because it's BORING. who wants a pixel knott when you can get a real one?
  293. i dnot suport wlof huntng the wlof poplation dosnt need controll. they r perfect an its good if they kil humns becase humns kill wlofs!!!1!11!
  294. I'd now like to read from the book of the Prophet Groucho. And yay the Prophet Groucho spoke onto him "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
  295. i do consider myself a temporarily embarrassed lightning wizard
  296. I do dress like these teenage abominations, these hot teenage abominations. I just don't act like a punk/jackass/IBSOFCKINCOOLCUZIBEWEARINDEMCHAINZ.
  297. I do have a couple question for you: Do you use soap? Shampoo? Glue? Make-up? Are you 100% vegan? Do you sleep with your mouth closed? Do you watch your step whenever you walk? Do you own a house with a lawn? If so, do you cut your grass? If you have a house, or even an apartment, that has a porch?
  298. I do highly enjoy being a chemical reaction
  299. I do not need to know when you are about to, or when you just had your "alone time"
  300. I do not remember commenting here. :confused:
  301. I DO NOT SUPPORT THAT PAIRING! Just kidding, lol. Actually... I'd say I'd agree more with Jesus and Judas, but a lot of theorists keep saying that Jesus and Judas were brothers. I don't know where the heck they're getting this information, but...even so, it does put a damper on that particular pairing. >.< Curses. I want so much to believe that Jesus and Judas loved each other and that the Crucifixion was plaaaannned. It makes the whole betrayal of Judas way more...emotional. "Alright. Tonight's the night you're going to turn me in to the authorities." "But I don't waaant tooooo! *whines*" "Do it, or you'll be stuck in Hebrew Hell forever." "Fiiinee. But I am not happy about this! You are so in the dog house!" Alright, so maybe not that emotional if you can still make fun of it, lol.
  302. I do not want to fuck Edgar from The Aristocats. Can we just clear up that rumor now?
  303. I dont actually know anything about birds or where they come from
  304. i dont agree or disagree i just thinks its intetesting
  305. I don’t believe in cops, so they can’t “arrest“ me. Whatever that means. continues jump kicking and jump punching a Kia soul
  306. I don't believe in furries, they're not real! You're not real! / And Mike, I'm going for Paulena, guys named Bubba don't usually have that much creativity.
  307. i dont care if it greasy i want to have sanwich i want a perfect grilled i want a perfect cheese :3
  308. i dont care if you leaked the no fly list your post is still unfunny
  309. I don't care what my therapist says, he rocks!
  310. I don't care what stupid people think of me, I'm just thrilled that they're thinking at all, so good job! *pats your head and gives you a cookie*
  311. I don't do "art studies," i draw "wrong" until I get an epiphany from god
  312. I don't draw in that shit hole you call your realm ^^
  313. I don't eat mushrooms anymore
  314. I don't eat my hunting buddies, XD.
  315. I don't even blast doo doo anymore my mental health is literally too balanced
  316. i dont even care about getting “high” i just really enjoy coughing so fucking hard
  317. I don't fall asleep I am fully conscious.
  318. I don't get what they find so preposterous about a healthy wild animal killing a human. Wild animals that aren't even CARNIVORES will chase you down and pummel you. Oh yes, even deer, so timid and mild, will run you down and beat you to death with their hooves.
  319. I don't give a flying fuck about your children.
  320. I don't "groove". Move along.
  321. i don’t have a “mind palace” or whatever… it’s a male strip club in here
  322. i Don’t have any fetishes im just creative
  323. i dont have giant robots or massive weapons and thatz ok..........cuz i can destroy all of you with this!! / *sits down on all fours gives the sad anime kitty eyes* mew?
  324. I don't have lust to still reply for comments from a few months ago... I forgot about the topic and I have no time to go back to it over and over again for the next few years. And I started only because of the silence about the fact humans are not better. The end.
  325. I don't hear of atheists coordinating suicide attacks and bombings on churches too often, but they could be out there.
  326. I don't know. Are there any circumstances at all in which you're not a complete ignorant dumbass who refuses to be a total intelligent numb-nut? YOu ar eclearly not listening.
  327. i don't know enough about calculus or quantum mathematics to answer that.
  328. I don’t know enough about that to laugh at your joke. Try tripping or farting or something
  329. I don't know, how do you make a stupid post?
  330. I don't know how many times I've driven myself home STONED and DRUNK, but it doesn't even ALTER my driving ability! AT ALL! Why? BECAUSE I'M A GOOD DRIVER SOBER, THEREFORE I'M A GOOD DRIVER DRUNK!
  331. I don't know if you'd call this meat or not, but I ate a brain sandwich when I was a kid, it was quite tasty! :D
  332. I don’t know man this shit never happened before you showed up.
  333. I don't know. That chastity belt has to be made from some PRETTY thick material.
  334. i don't know what you're on about, but bravo. i haven't had a flashback that intense since the nugent/yanni concert in '79.
  335. i don't know why i just read all this...i'm only bisexual...
  336. I don't like cookies. Give me Smoked Salmon instead, and I will love you like a dog loves his master.
  337. I don't like to hit little bitches with glasses, but when midgets step up, I stomp midget asses.
  338. I don't mind sucking you off, but here's what I need from you
  339. i dont need a grammer lesson thank you and you are not offended by what you say BECAUSE YOU SAID IT and i didnt say wolves are special and so much better than the other animals so looks like not all the things you said are facts i dont think you know a lot about sharks but that is my opinion not yours thank you and all im telling is my opinion not yous yet again so if you would like to think you are always right then continue to think that but the FACT is i will still continue to speak for those who have no voice and if you are a animal lover like you say then why did you make that evil, disgusting, ugly, and rude stamp so if you would like to continue this stupid talk then write to me back thank you
  340. I don't own a dog, but i owned several goldfish (Dead) & A hamster (Escaped from cage, Presumed eaten by hawks).
  341. I Don't Plan On SUICIDE, Don't MAKE Me Watch This.
  342. I don't really care about what you said, I'm just here to say I love your icon c:
  343. I don't really like cheese, but hey I'm not going to spoil your fun. c:
  344. I don't see how that statement proves anything, as insects are incapable of emotion, and therefore are incapable of hatred.
  345. I don't see how this can be catagorized as bestiality. bestiality concerns humans and animals, not satyrs and animals. When a horse and a donkey copulate to produce a mule, is that bestiality?
  346. I don't smoke.. (its ok if you do) I'd like to take you out for a drink, i drink Miller Light Beer..YOU??
  347. I don't support abortion. I just want women to STOP GETTING PREGNANT ALREADY. RESTRAIN YOURSELVES. That would help our world a lot.
  348. I don’t support any form of animal testing on my personal honor. It is better to die with honor than to live without. It has nothing to do with animal rights; it’s about being a better person. Those who are honorable would rather die than live because another died in their place.
  349. I don't think it's a good storie. I just needed to write it. And now, that is written, "let's go to make it public!" My main thought is: "if there are so many bad books for sale, why mine should not be published?" =p
  350. I don't think they're MANEATERS, but they will attack anything soft and squishy. The Gray has convinced me of that. I really hope Liam Neeson bitch slapped that gray wolf at the end >_> <_<
  351. I don't time for shitfucks. Later, fuckshits.
  352. I don't trust the phone company.
  353. I don't wanna live on this world anymore.
  354. i don't want a guy that STEALS CARS and RUNS OVER COPS with them. much less a pothead who doesn't care about school at all and "plans on dying soon anyhow." real sweet guy and all, but just too weird for me.
  355. I don't want tests on my internet! :noes: .....I can't rhyme anyway.
  356. I Don't Want To Be Elfstar Any More. I Want To Be More Breakfast Cereals.
  357. I don't want to hurt anyones feelings, but you are hands down the most attractive woman at this crematorium.
  358. I don't want to protect bestiality but is this your only argument?
  359. I do spells and shit for the elderly on weekends.
  360. I do tend to be suspicious of art that really lauds and worships the idea of being an artist. Like yes, art is cool, I think it's valuable, there's a reason I make it. But let's not get overly self congratulatory here I think it's okay to love what you do, and even celebrate that. But there's a line that gets crossed sometimes where the art goes... "unlike all of those stupid people, who just dont get it." And it's like... hey... who are you making this for, exactly? reminds me of that "artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, mattresses are our canvas" post or however that goes. always makes me laugh
  361. I do think scifi covers in the 70s/80s were superior
  362. I'd pull out my keyblade and summon the holy spirit of maria to mote me be in a battle that could become the end of the world then...... i'd probably get hit on the head, forced to go on my knees, yada yada, a pizza and a happy ending.
  363. I drank a cup of my own throw up for 300 bucks once.
  364. I drank that too last night. I've been pooping porcupines since that.
  365. I'd rather be a pussy than to be a bitch.
  366. I'd rather eat cottage cheese out of a toilet bowl
  367. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me then a frontal labotomy.
  368. i'd rather have a buffao take a diarer shit in my ear!!!!
  369. I'd rather starve :|
  370. I drink, therefore I am!
  371. I'd say go find a big bottle of hairspray and an aim-flame and get to work. / *is evil*
  372. I'd say they are. The amount of times i've picked up my kittie and he's farted :rolleyes:
  373. I'd shit in the toilet and then try to put him back from where he came from. Headfirst.
  374. I'd take cars having sex any day over some of the horrible fetishes there's out there. ;|
  375. I'd totally eat a human if I could get away with it :B
  376. I dueled a wasp with my katana for 45 minutes and i lost
  377. I dunno, but at this rate, Toronto's movie making industry is toast. Damn it, I want to see Old City Hall mislabeled again like in Bulletproof Monk. :D
  378. I dunno, I think Kesha is pretty bad. But then again there's Rebecca Black.... What do you guys think?
  379. i dunno. there are yiffites out there for just about anything...
  380. I'd vote for myself, as I run through the streets throwing molotov coctails at government bureaucratic. VIVA REVOLUTION!!!!!
  381. I'd want an, "I ate a dog" badge to go with it too, like they give out to people who try the caramelized crickets and things at fairs.
  382. I'd wear a paper bag over my head with "502" written in sharpie in large balloon letters. I'd keep saying "It's not my fault!" and "We're working on it!" and "Really, I'm just misunderstood. I'm not an evil error, but..." / It'd be awesome, and you know it!
  383. "I eat all my Megabran!"
  384. I eat chicken, and yet I still own them as pets
  385. i enable them back so christians can tell me how sick i am. don't be coy, you know this gets your panties moist
  386. I ENTERED ONE AND AS SOON AS I GOT ON STAGE I IMAGINED EVERYONE IN THEIR UNDERWEAR AND LAUGHED MY ASS OFF ON-STAGE AND APPARENTLY IT WAS SO AMAZING THAT I DETACHED THE SAID ANUS FROM MY BODY THAT I WON :iconimhappyplz:
  387. I enter my bedroom to see my wife hanging from the rafters not dead but in its throes “THAT THING! IT’S HURTING YOU!” I pull up a chair and start slamming my fists into the rope “DIE BASTARD! LET HER GO!”
  388. I envision a future where America is the next country to grab the world by its balls because of it's farmpower and weapons. *insert evil laughter*
  389. I envision them flailing their arms and ignoring the giant red "SHUTDOWN" button in the middle of the room.
  390. I extend my hand like a mob boss and allow you to kiss my ring but when you lean closer you see it's one of those glo-in-the-dark spider rings you win at arcades
  391. If a baby human was born 49,000 years ago and it was too small, and pretty much bound to die anytime soon after birth, the mother would either eat it or abandon it. Sorry, it's natural.
  392. If a bush attacks, then Imma kill it with *static*.
  393. if a girl bangs a guy with a strap on dildo and he enjoys it does it make him gay
  394. I failed dumbass school :/ Going to amoeba college
  395. If America is too much for you, then Canada, Europe, or New Zealand. Everything else will kill you.
  396. If an ugly fat person walked in my house and murdered my family, I'd attack them too.
  397. If any of the above practices are rejected by the order taker, say, in your best pouty voice, "Last guy let me do it."
  398. If ANY of these get made, I'm going to hold you personally accountable! And when I say "hold you personally accountable" I mean I'm going to leave dead stinky fish in your mailboxes!
  399. I farted on every single one of my employees. All 37 of them.
  400. if driving by the dog kennel while gargling into a megaphone doesn't count as "community service" then maybe i should piss in the courtroom
  401. I feel like if we could access a dog's dream for even a second we'd be so so terrified
  402. I feel like I should be ashamed for liking this,I'm really trying......😳
  403. I feel like I was eat by a coyote and then shit off a cliff.
  404. I feel like when u eat a cheeseburger u smell like Cheeseburger for at least an hour afterwards… im saying this bc i just ate a cheeseburger and now i just smell like Cheeseburger
  405. I feel like you enjoy watching the world burn.
  406. I feel sexy playing video games...and painting my nails at the same time and be like YOU GOT OWNED BY A GIRL! BWAUAHAHAHAHA!!~
  407. I feel sorry for the kids that get named after ingredients on the back of medicine.
  408. I feel that personal and intimate interaction is so stimulating..Would you like to join an exhibitionist maillist group here in ft worth/texas? I can send you the information if you wish.
  409. I feel that this image needs more semen to be of high quality.
  410. I feel the need to breakdown and cry, Now if I only knew why I feel like this, It happens everyday continuously, We never get used to it we only learn, To deal with it a little better each day, Each day I fight off these tears and, Continue to hide beneath another mask, Sometimes it fails to work as I feel a, Tear shed and roll down my pale cheek
  411. If everone thought on the 8th dimension, there would be no use for a God.
  412. If God intended for men to get pregnant, He would've made them that way.
  413. If God isn't with a capital G it doesn't count! :iconpopeplz:
  414. If God Was In Hell We Would All Be Dead.
  415. If he/she suggests a side order, ask why he/she is punishing you.
  416. IF HE WASN'T ALIVE,WE WOULDN'T BE HERE!!! DDDUUUHHH!!! :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
  417. If he will be reborn, he will be more likely an Avatar than a zombie. (But Christians don't believe in reincarnation... so he won't be a new Jesus :()
  418. If I acted on some of my urges, people would be dead, including me.
  419. if I catch anyone else yiffing in my room that's not me, I'll feed you your own eyes.
  420. If I did I would most likely be killed. But don't listen to me. Listen to those who control you with fear.
  421. if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.
  422. If I found a hypodermic needle lying on the ground, I would probably inject it into my arm. I think that shows you what kind of a devoted worker with a 'can do' attitude I am.
  423. If i get hit in the back of the head with a something, turn around, and theres a big flashing sign saying "DON'T KILL A PUPPY TODAY", then i won't do it. not because i believe in supernatural powers, but because that would creep me out way to much.
  424. if i get in a car accident i hope i am as lucky as this guy
  425. if i get shot do i own the bullet
  426. if i had pics of me nude you'd all be blind by now so no no i will not give evryone scares
  427. if im crazy because of that then i should be eating paint and roling my poop into little balls because half the stuff iv done should have put me to see a shrink or something acording to peaple that know me
  428. If I'm not a dragon....then........that TREE is a dragon! I KNEW IT, TREE!
  429. I find canines boring.
  430. I find it a little too suspicious that the OP hasn't shown up to confirm this. :iconsuspiciousplz:
  431. I find it hilarious when people refer to Wall Street as if it were some single entity haha He'd probably look like the Monopoly guy, but with a more twisted beard, blood shot eyes, smoking a fat cigar and usually saying things like "Bwahahaha Beautiful Money hahahahahahaha!"
  432. I find it rather amusing that this topic has the highest number of posts, right after Praise Atheism, and Praise the Love of Jesus Christ!!!
  433. I find joy in the simple things in life.
  434. "i find pig roasts so erotic" I attended my first pig roast last weekend,and for some reason found the thought of all of the people there consuming this roasted pig quite erotic! My boyfriend enjoyed it to, but not in the same way as I did! My question is,am i too wierd or is this just a passing perversion? I mean I can't wait till the next one...samantha
  435. I find yer page sinfully delicious.I have returned here numerous times....thats my story... yer sassy
  436. If I recall correctly, the article that dealt with what Menus is talking about referred to the bathroom having it's own refrigerator and ice-chest =|
  437. If it didn't stink, they wouldn't call it shit.
  438. if i think of baby swordfish again i'm gonna be sent into a coughing fit
  439. If it is an Easter service, wear a pastel jacket, tie, and matching shorts. If you are male, wear a floral-print dress instead.
  440. If I told you, you'd all be dead.
  441. if i touched a bag of fentanyl i would jump with joy and childlike wonder
  442. If it walks like a human, it fucks like a human.
  443. If it was served and legal, crap I'd eat human but umm yea xD / My life has no meaning ._.
  444. If it were up to me, abortion would not only be legal, it'd be mandatory for every pregnant woman on Earth. And I'm dead serious, too.
  445. If I wanted blood on my hands, I'd get some blood pudding. JK Good stamp.
  446. if i was a deer the first thing i would do is get a prion disease. the second thing i would do is run into traffic
  447. if i was a genie i'd live in a lava lamp
  448. If I was an orca I'd have killed so many trainers by now
  449. If I was ever at an Ouija board with an attractive woman, I'd make it say "Show me your tits." / Damn pervy spirits!
  450. if i was ever at a show &amp; the performer addressed us as "Ladies and Germs" i would look around appalled and ask if he really said that shit.
  451. if i was in an alien movie i'd be luring the xenomorph into a hot wok and adding chili, garlic, ginger, shaoxin wine, scallions, white pepper and sesame oil
  452. if i were a shrimp id be so embarrassed because everyone can see my poop line
  453. if i were police i would send bugs bunny and his shit pals to prison for violating the constitutional order of the united states of america.
  454. If I were President I would be awesome because I would do awesome things awesomely.
  455. if i woke up and i was a dragon i would burn down a village and eat all the chickens. then i would go back to sleep and hope i turn into a human before sir derpalot comes to slay me
  456. if i worked in a toxicology lab i would wear a shirt that says “I LOVE POISON”
  457. If Jesus would like to jump in and give his opinion at this point I think we would all be quite grateful.
  458. If man...existed as far back as the Carboniferous period in any shape, then the whole science of geology is so completely wrong that all geologists will resign their jobs and take up truck driving.
  459. If motorcycles were sapient they’d have virginity culture but for the taking of human life
  460. If my love for Avatar could be transferred into flames I could be one heck of a firebender. AVATARDS UNITE!!!!
  461. if my surname was moog or theremin i'd invent a fuckass instrument too
  462. If NASA sent birds into space they would soon die, they need gravity to swallow.
  463. If Nauta and Kimmaugh ever procreated their offspring would have Medusa-like powers. / Excuse me while I try to get that image out of my head. / ... / Shit.
  464. If only it was legal to marry stamps...
  465. If only there were "people" living 65 billion years ago...
  466. I forgot how much pain corpses can go through.
  467. I forgot my mother's name. And her birthday. And mine. And my wife's And my wife's maiden name. And what number house I live at. And where I was going at work the other day.... / Don't be so hard on yourself.
  468. I forgot who I deid this for.
  469. I for one welcome our new waffle overlords. :nod: they'd be fairly simple to destroy, assuming we had an arsenal of maple syrup..(: Plus, I'd just eat them all too. :la:
  470. I Fought the Toilet and the Toilet Won
  471. I found Jesus in my trunk after I left Tijuana
  472. I found out you had a Sam's Club membership instead of a Costco membership. #ReasonsWeStoppedTalking
  473. if peta is a terrorist group then im a proud terrorist :/ stfu / That's really nothing to be proud of. At all.
  474. If puppies started to replicate and were like, taking over the planet killing peoples... well...... / ITS GOT HUUUUGE TEETH... JUST LOOK AT THE BONES!!!
  475. if "reason unspecified " 10 % of the population must die and you had the choice in who dies . if you dont choose 10 % of population to be sacrificed EVERYONE dies a horrible slow torturous death . what type of people / who would you choose to die and why ?
  476. if sigmund freud described furries
  477. If Sigmund Freud described furries then the whole yiff thing would of be more accepted
  478. if soul goop doesnt have feelings or neurons or get pissed because its molds in my fridge i dont think it could remember stuff or change because of it either but thats good because i use bleach a lot so it would really hate me
  479. If that kid's purpose is to kill me while I'm in the process of giving it life, then I'm going to kill it before it gets the chance. Just sayin' :dummy:
  480. If the chemistry is not there i say lets not beat around the bush. I cherish my free time. I'm also in a band.
  481. If the internet were a moral place google would have ancient wizard graffics that show him looking at his orb for 30 seconds before answering your question but instead we have this BULLSHIT
  482. If the Master Chief were to pop out from under my bed while Holding a copy of Halo 3 and a rocket launcher..... / I would caress his chest XD
  483. If there is a crying baby, go over and tell the mother: IF YOU DON'T SHUT THAT GODDAMN THING UP SO HELP ME GOD I'LL KILL IT!!!
  484. If there wasn't animal testing, there would be no medicine. So really if you hate animal testing so much, you better become anti-medicine and see how long you can last without taking pain medicine when you're in pain. See how long you can last without taking sleep medicine to help you sleep while you have sleeping problems. Though of course, I only support animal testing in the most humane ways possible. But I bet those PETArds over at PETA are making their brainwashed PETArds not at PETA drop all of their medicine because the PETArds over at PETA, well, they're all like "ZOMG LEIK WE IZ GONA PRETEND DAT ANIMUL TEZTENG IZ ZO BAD YET WE SEKRETLE KIL ANIMULZ ANYWAYZ OK FELO PETA EMPLOEEZ LETZ MAK A VID ABAWT HOW 'BAD' ANIMUL TEZTENG IZ HEHE WE IZ ZO SEKRETLE KROOL HEHE YEAAAAAAA." Poor brainwashed PETArds that aren't at PETA, they don't know that PETA is a liar group that pretends to make a big deal out of everything related to animals...if only they knew the truth about PETA...
  485. If the villain uses a super-special-punch attack ( announced loudly beforehand ) with enough force that even the wind generated by it disroots large trees, his opponent will be able to block it without moving an inch.
  486. if they hadn't assassinated jfk he'd be super old by now and would probably die so it's whatever
  487. If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say, "Okay, that'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."
  488. if they start preaching to you, start talking about furrys. Watch how fast they leave
  489. if they start sending the unmarried pretty ones, well then we buy condoms and re-grow the ones we killed
  490. If they want to call themselve black or African-American or the mighty purple cheese people
  491. If this is because of some government shit list PLEASE JUST STOP RIGHT THERE! This isn't how America works! THIS KIND OF BULL CRAP IS HOW ANCIENT CIVILIZATIONS THAT ONCE FLURSHED FELL!!! These very same practices. Evolution is BS we keep making the same stupid choices and societies keep on failing.
  492. i fucking hate akira. goddamn, wiggles, is there anything you say that won't make me want to snap your neck and piss in your mouth?
  493. I fucking hate Christmas. I want to destroy it for everyone.
  494. if u dont like wolves then U SUCK / if u like wolves then U SUCK
  495. I fully understand non-existence because I used to not exist when I was a baby
  496. If using a touch-tone press 9-1-1 every 5 seconds throughout the order.
  497. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person asking the order to stop doing that.
  498. If we all are listening to the same song, we can whack off in synch that night. Eventually we can get the planet to move a few inches farther away from the sun and prevent global warming!
  499. If we all work together, soon all beige will be gone.
  500. If we already eat such things as "corn on the cob," could "rat on a stick" be that far behind?
  501. "If we can send one man to the moon, why can't we send them all?" -- worked example from "The USENET Guide to Power Posting", Hal Singer, 1988
  502. If we can't use DDT, we'll protect ourselves from mosquitos with the next best thing. Napalm.
  503. If we didn't have weapons, we wouldn't have gotten to be the nt species. The larger animals would have eaten all of us.
  504. If we find a living breathing unicorn willing to help only then will the US be "fixed".
  505. If we reincarnate in to dragons im gonna piss my self a hundred times squel like a little girl on christmas and prob die of happiness.
  506. If Yak ever does have to go out into the real world in furtherance of his professional career I hope he puts that quote at the top of his resume
  507. If you are a collector of any kind, especially a vintage toy collector, you need to remember that YOU are the one who runs the market. It's your job to be a cheapskate. Never buy anything you think is overpriced, always scour facebook, yard sales, flea markets, etc., lowball people on second hand marketplaces to the point they get angry at you. Never let yourself be fooled into beliving this plastic cat is worth 70$
  508. If you are into REAL pain, it is also possible to SIT ON YOUR OWN TESTICLES (oooooowwww!!)
  509. if you are on mobile good news! you can just move your phone around and it is like you are driving maisy car around the real world!
  510. if you are out there reading this, please contact me, i believe it is our destiny to be together in freakybj2.mpg.
  511. "if you can be normal about fatfurs like me you can be normal about people with fart kinks. because i asked you to. ok? or i'm beating you to death"
  512. If you care about animals so much why don't you volunteer to be an experiment? / If you support experimenting on animals, why don't you volunteer? ... I rest my case
  513. If you change number 2 to read - "One leader, me, who serves indefinitely," and add number 9 - "I am exempt from Rule 1 and Rules 3 through 8," then I'm on board. But then, I'm a selfish asshole, so you probably don't even what to know from me.
  514. If you come at me with shit head energy, I will respond in kind. If you approach me gently, like you would with an insane animal, I will reward you with Unlimited
  515. If you could make up a lie to tell your kids, like the stork, or Santa, or how stepping on a crack will break your mother's back, what would it be? I would make the Fart Fister. Legend has that any child who so much as dare laughs at a fart will wake up with a black eye. THAT'LL TEACH THEM TO LIKE TOLIET HUMOR.
  516. “If you didn't get the knife in level 1, don't even try. That's my words of wisdom: anyone who wants to get far in this game, my rules are: Number 1: Get the knife. Number 2: Get the knife. Number 3: GET THE KNIFE. You wanna cut steak with a plastic spoon? No. Get the knife. I can't stress it enough. They'd lock me up in an asylum. "Get the knife, get the knife!"”
  517. if you died right now what will they find on your computer
  518. if you die in seattle you respawn at the last starbucks you went to
  519. if you'd like to show up at the prison here in Huntsville and personally try your hand at testing on an inmate; then by all means be my guest (hint; the inmate will snap you in half).
  520. If you do a Chick Tract parody, please please make it involve BAPHOMET somehow.
  521. If you don't get to have hordes of zombie slave-wifes, then what's the damn point in becoming a mormon? Or a vampire, for that matter? ;)
  522. if you drink water while pregnant the baby dies
  523. if you eat fresh food you get parasites. if you eat processed food you get bits of broken glass. either way it's $20 just to put stuff in your mouth
  524. if you ever feel bad being a creature, just think how amazing it is that you can turn so many kinds of complex organic materials into sewage using almost nothing but your body!
  525. if you ever get trolled by a SA goon tell them that their website really is "something awful" / stops 'em dead in their tracks, srsly
  526. If you feed a bird rice or Alka-Seltzer, it's stomach will explode!
  527. If you fuck up a meal just call it Chicago style and serve it anyway
  528. if you get a chance, remind us of the anniversary of the wars in Kosovo, Libya, Somalia, and Vietnam...thanks!!
  529. If you give man a fish, he eats for a day. But give him a magical fish that grants wishes, that would be really cool.
  530. If you go back in time to fuck yourself:?
  531. if you hate jazz you will die and go to hell
  532. If you have brothers or sisters dont tell them or they will use it against you.:roll:
  533. if you have ever smiled you need the guillotine
  534. If you insist on pushing your kid around in a Hummer version of a baby stroller THEN AT LEAST PLEASE DO NOT PARK IN FRONT OF THE DOOR!!!!
  535. If you kept building churches inside churches and enter the inner-most church, could the jesus in the air be so dense that you would suffocate
  536. If you knew where I live, Then I'd either have to say hi and invite you over for some cookies and Milk, or kill you.
  537. if you learn to love bugs with all your heart the world will feel half as hostile and a thousand times as big
  538. “If you love cooking with garlic, you know it does a lot of good in recipes by helping build flavor — but its strong odor can linger for hours, especially on our hands. We’ve all been in the situation where after preparing a wonderful meal, we’re left with the stench of garlic on our fingers — yuck! There are a few tricks people often recommend to eliminate the smell: lemon juice or vinegar, rubbing your hands with salt, or even using toothpaste! But those don’t work — all they do is mask the garlic smell. So what does really work? Stainless steel.” cooking with garlic? jerk off your sink
  539. if you meet the buddha on the road fuck his ass hole
  540. if you move to i don't maybe mars TAKE ME WITH YOU
  541. if you need help just tug ny nuts twice lol
  542. If you prefer I will make a contentious effort to actual type out words like ass instead of slamming the number row on my keyboard while holding shift.
  543. if you put "is" in the beginning and if "FTW" means "for teen weenies" then yes. yes they are.
  544. if you read my previos threads you know were this is going
  545. if youre a groundhog assassin, hunter or whatever, please dont kill any groundhogs or talk about killing groundhogs today. this is Their day
  546. if youre canoeing down the road at 55 mph and one wheel falls off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house?
  547. if you’re going to kill yourself you should do it at work so you can make it everyone else’s problem
  548. If you're gonna die on me...
  549. If you're looking to find the key to the Universe, I have some bad news and some good news. The bad news is -- there is no key to the Universe. The good news is -- it has been left unlocked.
  550. if youre making a movie and you kill off a beloved character like bat man or bugs bunny you ought to be charged with Murder. No more excuses
  551. if you're not swimming in your own diarrhea, you're better off than me.
  552. If you're truly insane, YOU WON'T KNOW IT. That's like a comatose person saying "I'm in a coma" to everyone who walks into the same room as them.
  553. If you're willing to let a total stranger aim a pointed object at you just a few inches above your butt, who's to say you won't let a sweet-talker aim a few inches below it?
  554. IF YOU SAY THAT FUCKING Y-WORD ONE MORE TIME I MAY BE FORCED TO STAB YOUR EYE OUT WITH THAT DOLPHIN DILDO FROM THE ZETACREATIONS TABLE OVER THERE (WHICH BY THE WAY HAHAHAHA)
  555. if you see bright green flash illuminate the sky this evening it means my spell to give all cops bowlcuts has worked. red means im in jail
  556. If you see someone post some insanely dark shit on here like "this pain of life is unbearable" wait a couple hours b4 u unfollow to be safe
  557. If you spend more time on a piece of art then someone else, it must be better.
  558. If you stay up late to hang out with friends I don’t think you should have to be tired in the morning. I think it should be a freebie
  559. If you stomp on a McNuggyBuddy do the others scream and cry or do they devolve into an animalistic frenzy and begin to mate with the corpse.
  560. if you stretched out an average person's skin over a football field, you would be arrested and no one would like you or trust you anymore
  561. If you think im not eating cookies in bed youre the biggest idiot theyre willing to invent
  562. "if youu die in hell you die in real life" - demon philosopher matthew
  563. If you’ve ever dunked your Oreo cookies in sulfuric acid instead of milk, unfollow me right now.
  564. If you've got a lady comin over make sure you leave condoms all over your house so she knows you'll put out
  565. If you want an image of the future, imagine a sustainably produced boot stamping on a human face forever
  566. If you want vague directions, play Gothic 3 (Quest: Go here. You: Where the shit is there?)
  567. IF YOU WERE IMPORTANT ENOUGH FOR THE CIA TO BE AFTER YOU, I THINK YOU WOULD HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN TO ORDER PIZZA.
  568. If you were in front of me i would tear your head off,queer faggot sicko / Oooo, I feel sooooo threatened.
  569. if you were standing naked in front of me covered in frosting i wouldn't have sex with you
  570. If you work retail god I’m so sorry stay strong yall
  571. I GET ALL OF MY ESTEEM FROM BELIEVING THAT I'M BETTER THAN YOU BECAUSE OF MY RANDOMLY ASSIGNED GENOTYPE.
  572. I GET OUT BED AT 12:34AMM I GO TO TOILET TO TAKE SHIt. TOILET NOT IS THERE (GONE) (STOLEM)
  573. I give it a 5.3 / 10. / I was expecting worse when I read how grandma was going to give some loving with that bird.
  574. i glow green in the night in my room i don't care im crazy
  575. i godda write more god but im too fucking vexxed by cracker men ripping ass rn..
  576. I going to have to vaporise you with this anti-matter destructo cannon I built using a straw, a brick, some chewing gum, and a REALLLY big rubber band
  577. I...go sleep now...*dozes off* / I mean, hi. I'm Lobo. THIS TIME OF MORNING SHOULD NOT EXIST.
  578. I got a D.W.I. last week for not having enough blood in my alcohol stream.
  579. I got all teary eyed way back playing EVO when all the dinosaurs were going extinct.
  580. I got attack by a shadow person back in the early 80's, no internet back then. That thing charged me, I ran like hell.
  581. I got blocked from Megadeth's Facebook page
  582. I got diagnosed with aspergers after I wore a Devo shirt to an appointment with a therapist and they called Devo a one hit wonder and I spoke uninterrupted and aggressively for 40 minutes about how it's not right to call Devo a one hit wonder.
  583. I got hit by a catapult
  584. i got hit by nightmare lightning but im ok
  585. I got in touble for watching an educational video on the bladder because it said 'pee' when I was 10.
  586. i got my new tetanus shot who wants to play bucket of rusty nails withme ^_^
  587. I go to a play. Digital camera desire. Violent urges. Attempted theft.
  588. I got so high I thought I was a dead hobbit
  589. I got sued by the FEDS, for stuff I didn't do... and I still ended up alright.
  590. i gotta put my vpn on for this, i don’t feel safe (while looking for rule 34 of Freaky Fred)
  591. I got that. Thats pretty cool. ooh Think jesus would like Rush?
  592. I got this book that had the word "hell" in it, and I showed to to 5th grade kids and they were like "OMG IT SAID THAT"
  593. I GOT YOUR RESPONSE AND I AM GRATEFUL THAT YOU HAVE NO INTENTIONS OF HAVING CHILDREN,AND NO MORALS EITHER
  594. I GREW PIG NOSE AND OINK AND DEN GIT FAT AND COFF DO I GOTZ SWINE FLU!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!1
  595. I guess you also support the murder of innocent babies everywhere? and the Holocaust?? / Babies and murder=/= dissection.
  596. I had a dream I bought a rabbit made out of pure gold, then it laid naked ladies who would proceed to shine my shoes and feed my fire breathing cow.
  597. i had a dream i smoked weed with aliens once
  598. I had a dream that someone kidnapped my mother and aunt , skinned them alive and left them on my porch in a compactor bag.
  599. I HAD A FRAKIN HALF EATEN CHICKEN SANDWICH FOR BREAKFAST. than you for asking.....
  600. I had a horrible thought about dragons suddenly becoming real. / "Mommy? Can dragons go to heaven?" / "No Virginia - Dragon's can't go to heaven. God didn't create them."
  601. I had a momentary lapse of skepticism yest year, but when it turned out to be the cat it thankfully returned again.
  602. i had a project with a robotic baby and i got sick that weekend and every 5 mins i was throwing up and i couldn't take care of it. IT WAS ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!
  603. I had black candles , I still have occultist symbols.. My soul won't be saved . Because GOD said that I'm involved in Dark Doctrine I won't be returning back to The Earth. I'm alive, but I had an outer body experience of being in Hell . I saw demons on the ground unable to move and something that wasn't from the same planet told me why he's been in hell for 300 years he stole something. It's hard to live life in the most holiest way .
  604. I had medicine that cured depression. It caused depression and diarrhea ono
  605. I had one but I destroyed it for a crappy sculpture project XD. I plan on using the scraps for a blanket for a hairless dog :D and it does keep me warm. I don't like having them out in public though.
  606. I had sex last night. I'm not even "fucking" with you on that one.
  607. i had the slime of my life no, i've never felt this wet before yes, i swear, it's the truth and i owe it all to goo
  608. i had to eat an emergency chicken sandwich. going back to bed now. bye
  609. I hail from the dark side of the sun.
  610. "I HAT CRISMAS CUZ ITZ STOOPID" Pshhh.
  611. I HATE CHRISTMAS... i just like it becose i get an vacation
  612. I HATE HYOOOOMANZZ!! / DIEDIEDIE / HYOMANZ NEED THERAPY BECAUSE THEY R A DANGERUZ MEME!
  613. I hate it when the CPU cheats. I remember getting so angry at Mario Kart back in the day. How did you catch up so fast if I just shot you with a shell, Bowser?! Huh? Magical wormhole created by your own weight? ANGER.
  614. I hate my graphic tablet ..help
  615. i hate people when they argue because im a satanist [im edgy, i know UWU] and they always say "ill pray for you to see God's light. And it's God not god"
  616. I hate sitting down at the movies and my asshole decides to page me about a shit!
  617. I hate that crappy show too. I call it "Pizza & French Fry" because I hate saying it's name, it's the first letters of their names and their heads are shaped like a pizza and a french fry.
  618. I hate the fact that I won’t live to see the year 2420…
  619. "I hate this because everyone else likes it!" Also, ants.
  620. I hate what America has become
  621. I hate when I see this "You Had One Job" picture and someone comments "UGHH MY OCD HURTS!!!!!!111!!!!"
  622. I hate when I see videos of women cooking and their husbands/boyfriends just being fucking useless don’t piss me off I’m serious rn
  623. I hate when people say they are a wolf trapped in a humans body. why would somebody even want to be a wolf? Living outside. Getting dirty. Eating raw deer meat. Getting hunted. I'm very happy being human :dummy: HUMANS HAVE INTERNET! :la:
  624. i hate when you’re outside and the sun
  625. I hate you grass.
  626. "I hate you." / "Sweet mother of god!" / "Fucking Jesusburgers." / And "Moiwp?"
  627. i hate you windows i hate you microsoft i hate you apple i hate you ios i hate you siri i hate you cortana i hate you bloatware i hate you background processes i hate you onedrive i hate you icloud i hate you adobe i hate you photoshop i hate you creative cloud i hate you software updates i hate you microsoft edge i hate you safari i hate you google chrome i hate you startup programs i hate you pop ups
  628. I hate you wizard council I hate you spell regulations I hate you familiar rights I hate you banned potion ingredients I hate you geneva convention
  629. I have a 5-year-old beagle, and am the proud owner of a stuffed llama. :flirty:
  630. I have a breast fantasy I would love to live out with you
  631. i have a bunch of disgusting ideas if anyone's interested
  632. I have actually being diagnosed with asperagrs, but, unlike quite a lot of people with it, I do NOT use it for excuses for things.
  633. i have a dead Raccoon. Looks like a male. About 15 lbs. He's only been dead a few days. He doesn't smell since it's been so cold out. Will sell for cash to highest bidder or trade for Six Feet Under - The Complete First Season on DVD
  634. I have a feeling Jesus wouldn't be the biggest fan of a band consisting of druggie glam-rockers. He's an asshole like that.
  635. I have a few... 1. "So...is there such thing as powdered water?" 2. "You're gay? Do you get turned on by your own cock?" (to anyone thinking of asking, the answer was "no") 3. "What's an enigma machine?"
  636. I have a friend who knows a fellow who is investigating reports that men from space are coming to Earth and taking biopsies of people's calf muscles. He says the biopsy sites heal right away.
  637. I have a great new reality video game for you!! Go outside. Walk into the middle of the street and lay down. Commence gameplay! It's called Roadkill: Human Edition!
  638. I have a hate for city and town folk
  639. I have a list of animals that I need to eat before I die :)
  640. I have a lot less posts than you do however my penis is a lot larger than yours, why? Cause its not about the post count.
  641. I have a lot more to say. I just don't want to waste my time on stupid bitches that think they're always right. *were It. Fucking. Ends. Here. I can't be fucking assed with bitches.
  642. I have a mighty power drill, it goes WZZZZZZ.
  643. I have a monocle, top hat, and a giant pair of die I use to purchase expensive real estate.
  644. I have an electric toothbrush. Its fizzy. :aww:
  645. I HAVE AN IDEA. All the Christian trolls on this stamp, go comment on the original, and all the atheist trolls on the original, come comment here. PROBLEM SOLVED.
  646. I have an iPod, too, but my iPod is full of good music THAT I PAID FOR SO I DON'T GET CANCER FROM STEALING MUSIC LIKE MY FATHER THE BANJOIST!
  647. i have an obsession with cans of cranberry juice. that stuff you eat on thanksgiving. I FRICKIN LOVE IT its soooooo goooooooooooooooooodddd. i eat it like 1 time a week . i know im a little sick
  648. I have a perfect solution. / 1. Build a time machine, or hitch a ride with the "Safety Not Guaranteed" guy. / 2. Go to ancient SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
  649. I have a preference about guys' balls. They better be tight and not too big. Can't be shaven but can't be untrimmed either. Can't be that Barbie pink color.
  650. I have a radioactive key chain! It contains tritium, and it glows. I had to import it from Singapore, because the US has some silly laws against novelty use of radioactive substances.
  651. *I have a rare case of 48-hour projectile leprosy, but I know we have that deadline to meet...
  652. I HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR!!! I HAVE A WARPED SENSE OF HUMOR!!! Is this thing on????!!!!!
  653. I have a solution in mind but it involves unicorns... If we find a living breathing unicorn willing to help only then will the US be "fixed". (in other words give us something doable please)
  654. i have asperger's and seriously i don't feel any different. hfgdhgfdfghdsghxghgfdh
  655. I have a wall of 6 packs in my closet, a mini pyramid of beer cans next to my desk and near empty bottles of Crown Royal Special and Glenfiddich 12 year Single Malt on my bookshelf....Cause for concern, or just lazyness ? hmmm
  656. I have been an addict ever since I was a kid. My first hit of “unstructured free time” left me craving more.
  657. I have been an addict ever since I was a kid. My first hit of "unstructured free time" left me craving more. The first time you chill on the block Absolutely
  658. I have been DOCTOR-DIAGNOSED with ocd,and if ANYONE wants with I have to go through, they're just masochist.
  659. I have black blinds covering my window, and they're rarely opened. The last time I opened them, (about 4 months ago), I looked at the outside world and said "the sun sucks" then closed them.
  660. I have coconut cream pie sitting in my fridge. The coconut and custardey goodness are not to be missed. For real taste enjoyment, prease enjoy our pies. They will love to your intestines.
  661. “i have free will” no you don't. My spore compels you.
  662. I have GOT to stop spending $
  663. I have in my gallery one of only six Mulga parrot deviations ON ALL OF DEVIANT ART!!!
  664. I have kept this in my inbox for 3 days not ever gonna remove it.
  665. I have more chances of being crushed by a meteorite than being Otakukin.
  666. I have multiple dead horses that I beat regularly
  667. I have multiple dead horses that I beat regularly
  668. I have my own weird name story: my parents almost gave me the middle name of Death. It's pronounced Dee-th, by the way.
  669. I have never consumed a single minute of popular culture media in my entire life, and I have no idea who any of these characters are. I simply purchase these products to perpetuate the slave labor used in their creation.
  670. I have never heard the word "crap" in a G-rated movie. Not even PG.
  671. i have no idea how that turd got on your ceiling, but it definitely didn't fly out of my shorts while iwas doing a backflip
  672. I have no idea, there was a guy who actually had sex with his cars, I don't know how he did that either
  673. I have noticed lately the terrible junk that you have been communicating to my eMail. It is obviously a reflection of your mind and your sick soul. I suggest that you reflect a little more. Maybe you should turn your tongue 10X before uttering any of the garbage that comes out of you foul body.
  674. I HAVE NOW BEEN ADVICED BY THE BANKING OFFICER TO SEEK IN CONFIDENCE A FOREIGN ACCOUNT INTO WHICH THIS FUND COULD BE TRANSFERED FOR SAFE KEEPING TO AVOID A LEAK FROM THE HIS FORMER EMPLOYERS.
  675. I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
  676. i havent heard from charlie kirk in a while is he alright?
  677. I have one word that sums up the gravity and the tragedy of this situation: INTERNET
  678. I have people in my family-in-law that talk about their sexual fantasies and sexual experiences during dinner...They can spend 20 mins on how much they'd like to go to a switch party...JUST SHUT THE F-CK UP !!!!
  679. i have proof that you are wrong:,Monkey
  680. "I have reason to believe my penis was exposed to LSD. When I ejaculate I have flashbacks."
  681. I have responsibilities like self torment and isolation
  682. I have rose hairs(3 of them), a salmon pink birdeater, and a honduran curly hair.
  683. I have seen them play leap-frog on my travels :D Then I kill 'em :XD:
  684. i have shopping carts at the grocery store attack me with their static shock
  685. I have...*shudder*....any movie where Arnold Schwarzenegger isn't blowing shit up is destined for the bargain bin.
  686. I have some fries and two dips, one is mayonnaise, the other is dumb dumb sauce. No matter what, I CANNOT eat the dumb dumb sauce.
  687. I HAVE THE PERFECT PUNISHMENT FOR YOU NAUGHTY GIRL. YOU ARE GOING BACK TO THE STORE AND RETURN THE DIRTY MAGAZINE YOU STOLE, YOU ARE GOING TO ASK THE STORE MANAGER TO PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS AND SPANK YOUR CHUBBY BOTTOM RED IN FRONT OF ALL THE CUSTOMERS. AFTER YOUR SPANKING YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SUPPOSITORIES PUT IN YOUR BUTT AND YOU WILL BE PUT IN 3 XLG DISPOSABLE DIAPERS AND PLASTIC PANTS WILL BE LOCKED ON YOU. THEN MOMMY IS GOING TO FEED YOU LOTS OF BABY FOOD AND BABY FORMULA WITH LAXATIVES SO YOU WILL KEEP GOING PEE PEE AND POO POO IN YOUR DIAPERS. MOMMY IS GOING TO MAKE NAUGHTY BABY STAY LOCKED IN HER POOPY STINKY DIAPERS TO TEACH YOU A LESSON. MOMMY IS GOING TO FEED NAUGHTY BABY LOTS AND LOTS SO BABY IS GOING TO GET CHUBBIER AND CHUBBIER. AFTER A WHILE BABY IS GOING TO BE SO CHUBBY THAT SHE WILL BE WADDLING JUST LIKE A TODDLER. MOMMY IS GOING TO TAKE YOU TO THE PARK AND NAUGHTY CHUBBY WILL TELL ALL THE PEOPLE WE SEE THAT YOU ARE A NAUGHTY TUBBY TODDLER AND YOU ARE LOCKED IN POO POO DIAPER. THEN MOMMY WILL CHANGE YOUR DIAPERS AND GIVE NAUGHTY BABY A GOOD HARD SPANKING. THEN IT BACK HOME AND PUT YOU IN AT LEAST 4 XLG DIAPERS AND LOCK U IN THEM. MOMMY WILL ALSO PUT A DIAPER HARNESS ON YOU TOO.
  688. i have the power to rot in front of my computer screen
  689. i have these really old blunts that im not gonna roll up so ive been chopping them up and smoking them in a bowl like a centimeter at a time. is that better or worse than just smoking them as a whole cigarillo
  690. I have the spirit of an ancient Welsh Pastie within me. / In my day I was called "Llywelyn ap Gruffydd, Lord of the Pies."
  691. I have the Vampire Penguin's quote on a T-shirt! My fave quote of this week is "Oops. Oops? The tattooist said 'oops'. I'm fucked."
  692. i have they dont attac they are very kind it was in a storm and we could not go out then after the stor we feed the i was fine
  693. i have this mouse... and eat eats all my ramen... if i had the money to buy random mice food i WOULDNT be eatting ramen in the first place... i cant aford to feed this fucker.... if you have like a leaky faucet or creeky door or some shit... i will trade you...
  694. I have to floss my cat.
  695. I have to go to court for kitty littering.
  696. I have to ring the nurse so she can vacuum the tears out of my face.
  697. I have to say, I disagree with that stamp. I LOVE WOLVES and you trash my idea and stamp on it. -_- :anger:
  698. I have to thaw some karate chops for dinner.
  699. I have tourette's syndrome and am prone to breaking out in HORSEHUFFER COCKKOCKER fits of profanity. That aside, I am ASSPLOWER BALLSUCKER still looking for a woman to treat me TITWIGGLING DONGBLASTER right and vice versa. Do these CLITSLAMMING ASSMASTER ads really work? Just curious....I'm a JIZZSNACKER COWCOCK 20 year old white male, with WIENER MASTER QUEEFEATER blue eyes, a sensitive disposition, and a poet. Please help this MOTORFUCKER POOPIEPANTS brother out?
  700. I have two spirit wolves that occasionally hang out with me, my friend has actually seen them too. I have astral and mentally shifted to wolf several times. I am so sensitive to energy that I get hot and feverish during the new and full moons and I get hurt when I touch silver, this doesn't generally only happen to shapeshifters.
  701. I have Wolf pics on my checks, and I also know that wolves are predators and given the opportunity - will make us (humans) part of the food chain. Which is why we MUST make them more afraid of US then we are of them. And even if we don't have fangs, claws or horns ... we have weapons - including Fists (our hands have evolved to make a fist for combat) and Feet which I train myself to use against ANY threat ... Animal Or Human!
  702. ( I havn't done much reasearch on them so I can't say alot.)
  703. I heard a knock on the door at 3am. I'm on airplane
  704. i heard my nephew got enslaved by cave bugs
  705. I heard NRA just recently gave out their own shooting game for iphones lol
  706. i heard that guy doesn't have a library card let's kill him
  707. I heard they’re killing you at work tomorrow
  708. I hella fucked that hella skanky chick hella hard dude.
  709. I hereby dub everyone on Earth to be totally insane, thus rendering the idea of sanity a hollow mockery of itself.
  710. I hit a deer last night. It died instantly. I feel awful, but when I'm jogging I'm in my own world.
  711. i hit another kid in the head with an axe, does that count? / was digging a trench (idk why 0_o) and THWACK hit him in the head. / thank god it was blunt.
  712. i hope donkey kong walks into my house and smashes a barrel over my head killing me instantly
  713. I hope everyone steals all of your art work.
  714. i hope i dont get poster's lung by being in the cyber mines for too long
  715. i hope non furries are welcome
  716. I hope satan bites you : ))
  717. I hope this email catches you and imprisons you in my wizard tower
  718. i hope this email finds you beheaded and on fire
  719. i hope this email finds your family cursed for one thousand generations
  720. i hope we can all agree that that is some dimented shit, awesome, but demented
  721. I hurted my fingies!
  722. I imagine God as a cigar chomping, fat and lazy boss. You know, like in the old children's cartoons and movies?
  723. I imagine the next generation of kids being afraid of butterflys, clouds, and big rocks. Censorship at it's finest!
  724. I indeed have a live. I cleaned up my apartment, cooked, went to my philosophy class and worked out. Clearly, I don't have a live.
  725. I invented the printing press.
  726. I-is there one of me?! Ar-are you speaking with it. RIGHT. NOW?
  727. i just accidentally a whole coke bottle
  728. i just asked every scientist and they all said that you arent true here and thats not correct. i dont tolerate disinformations on my page. they do these things for no reason, and thats fine. we love all of them anyways because they are beautiful in their own yucky & terriblw way
  729. I just assumed the had no voice because they dont have a voicebox.
  730. i just ate 3 pieces of colby jack cheese
  731. I just came back from the doctor and he told me that I only have 3 days to live. I have been diagnosed with a rare-condition that was caused from mercury in thermometers. On my short list of things to do before I pass, I would like to have a beautiful girl slap my ass. I am 29 5'11 170lbs, need a quick response as I have many things that need to get done before Thursday...send pic and details on why I should make you my last.
  732. I just came back from the doctor and he told me that I only have 48 hours to live. I have been diagnosed with a rare-condition that was caused from lead-paint. On my short list of things to do before I pass, I would like to have two girls team up and slap my ass. I am 24, 6'3 210, need a quick response as I have many things that need to get done before Thursday.
  733. i just exited hyperspace oh great another ball of fluff
  734. i just felt someone right click me
  735. i just finished a pack of 12 bazooka joe chewing gums
  736. i just found an old carrot with a bunch of hairs coming out of it in the bottom of the crisper drawer. jackpot
  737. i just found someones life a box today
  738. I just got ass-gored.
  739. I just got ganged up on by several MicroSpiders
  740. I just have to say....oversized genitalia and Herms...are just wrong...*shudders*
  741. I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude
  742. I just like spelling "Awesome" Like "awsome" By the way im not trying to be mean I just like Bob Marley.
  743. I just LOVE getting hit on in the subway, don't you?
  744. I JUST>>??? MADE THE WEIRDTEST FACIAL EXPRESSION AS I SLAPPED MY MOUTH ABD SHRIEKED???
  745. I JUST>>??? MADE THE WEIRDTEST FACIAL EXPRESSION AS I SLAPPED MY MOUTH ABD SHRIEKED??? THIS IS LITERALLY PERF THANK
  746. i just need one more staff fragment and i can finally craft my staff of wolf lightning What exactly is wolf lightning?
  747. I just outsmoked a wild boar and it dropped two gold and 12 exp as it greened out
  748. I just saw a bunch of words. I only got an idea what the OP was talking about according to the responses in the thread.
  749. I just saw a girl who had no lips and it looked like the inside of an Arby's burger :iconewwplz:
  750. I just thought it was some cold-blooded shit to say to a motherfucker before I popped a cap in his ass.
  751. i just took sleeping pills by mistake at 10 00 in the morning
  752. i just unzip my cloaca and let the posts gush out of me
  753. I just want to shit in the grass and everyone be cool about it for once.
  754. I jut finished paying off this burger
  755. i kill the band that you are in. for making shitty threads that we see on a weekly basis.
  756. I kind of liked the idea of the keyblade. It was a cool concept, but in the end it wasn't a blade. It would be cool if they named it the Keymace, or Keyclub, since it's a blunt weapon after all.
  757. I kind of lost my tickle fetish but have gained a sock fetish.
  758. I knew a girl like that. She wasn't jewish though...actually two of them.
  759. I know ALOT about wolves... I so know alot about wolves, and you don't.
  760. I know and i'm glad i am dead :>
  761. I know, but I assumed people wouldn't take it seriously. If you wanna report, be my guest, it'll probably result in me jokingly making another death threat.
  762. I know how to loosen my vagina mind. / It involves lots of alkeehawl.
  763. I know, I know... but we just can't reveal the ace up our sleeves. Save it for Napoleon.
  764. I know I'm replying to an old comment, but the only dinosaurs that learned to change turned into birds.
  765. I know. I'm shouldn't have tried it this soon after first learning about it. I feel silly. And my points are going to be ignored. Shoot.
  766. I know I wasn't a dragon in my past life. This one is my past life. I'm actually a Dragon in a coma who is remembering his past life as a hat who is in an animus reliving his life as a human.
  767. i know metal heads in ny listened to metal its just that there wernt that many left. its just sad really. sorry *hugs* what would you like me to say at your yuligy? :p
  768. I know my drawings suck at least I create things
  769. I know some of you here are blood thirst furries, and you all have a dark side.
  770. I know the most dangerous dumpling-based spells and incantations. I can teach you how to enact wonton destructionovenroastedtwerkey
  771. I know the perfect answer for that! they were JESUSAURIOUS! :giggle: take that!
  772. "I know the perfect answer for that! they were JESUSAURIOUS! take that!" I just got the best image of big dinosaurs walking around with beards and sandals. >D The lizards that walk on water must have descended from the Jesusaurious!!
  773. ...I know there is an arguement here somewhere, but I lost my train of thought...:shakefist:
  774. I know we all like to joke around here but when your posts are this likely to cause suicides, it's just dangerous
  775. i know what girls want, its pointy hats and unethical spells beyond your comprehension.
  776. I know when I kill one of the PCs off I have my minions seize them and drag them away from the table, screaming, to their actual death, but I didn't know it was this common.
  777. I know who it should be. Wolfe Blitzer :|
  778. I KNOW YOU DON'T KNOW WHY THERE ISN'T ANY HOT WATER, AND YOU DON'T CARE SINCE YOU HAVEN'T TAKEN A SHOWER SINCE APRIL, BUT THAT DOESN'T SOLVE THE FUCKING PROBLEM!
  779. I know you said no pets but would it be ok if i brought a flaming skull
  780. I konw. Especially jesus, who is very much worth of being chronicled in a epic by Rush!
  781. Ikr? i am 2!!one!1.
  782. I lean towards the school of thought of "I don't give a shit".
  783. I leave my three-year-old in the car while I'm purchase guns and ammunition. Don't worry he'll stay warm - the car is running.
  784. I left my body in my other clothes.
  785. I lick my wounds :dummy: but that doesn't make me a vampire XD
  786. I lied. I don't want to see your cock.
  787. i lik draguns and spiddez
  788. I like a few fursuits, but the rest are too vacant and cartoony for me. And clowns...not scared of clowns, but I hate them with a passion. / /And fuck Juggalos. / //I declare ICP hater vs. fanboy war!
  789. I like all the guys claiming to be the "Baby daddy" it's Maury time!
  790. I like bullshit fighting instead...you get a bunch of mexicans who throw hardened cow paddies at each other until all are dead except the winner
  791. I like..................CHEESE!!:hooray: Photographer- "Say Cheese." :cynic: (crappy picture alert.)
  792. I like 'Deviant Art' more than the art that gets sold in auctions for millions.. Am I normal?
  793. I liked it when she turned on her oven because I thought she was gonna make cookies, but I was not expecting her to throw a person into it. Ugh, unsubscribed.
  794. I like dragons and other animals
  795. i like driving fast also, possibly we could ride upstate on a sunday or something. i eagerly await your response.
  796. I liked the older one better. :iconpopcornplz: <--this isn't it, either
  797. I like Finns, they gave us Nokia.
  798. i like fish sticks do you like fish sticks
  799. I like food n' beer / I am wolf, but eat like pig / Big, happy fat-ass
  800. i like how all of you are profoundly mentally ill in very different ways
  801. I like how you clearly, and concisely, said absolutely nothing meaningful (1)or worth the effort (2). (1) You're an idiot. (2) You're clearly a grammatically correct idiot.
  802. "I like it when you tie me up and leave me there and i don't know when your coming back"
  803. I like men like I like my coffee - / In a plastic cup, ha ha!
  804. I like my breast milk straight from the tap...
  805. I like my men how I like my coffee.... / Strong, black, and hot! :twisted:
  806. I like my men how I like my meat..... / stored in the freezer!
  807. I like my men like I like my neighbor's dog... / AWAY FROM MY PUSSY..............CAT....
  808. i like my sausages how i like my people: skinless
  809. I like my women like I like my coffee - / COVERED IN BEEEEEEEES
  810. I like scrawny geekboys between 21-27 that I can toss across the room.
  811. I like the future, I'm in it.
  812. I like to go into a busy place like Wal-Mart and start coughing and hacking, sniffling and fake sneezing. That really clears people out of your way! And shouting "OH GOD THIS SWINE FLU SUCKS" helps a lot, too.
  813. I like to have something there, curves, shape, mmMMEEOOoww. But that's just the physical. If a girl is really cool, funny and laid back then I doubt I'd mind if she looked like she could use a sandwich, I'm a good enough cook to remedy that situation.
  814. I like to remind people at work that my personal savior is coming to judge everyone's sorry asses so they better get born again like me or go to hell.
  815. I like to spend a romantic evening soaking in a nice big tub of warm brine and have someone to mind meld with and rub my tentacles - touching - feeling - especially the 9th tenacle - if you know what I mean. --- hmmmmmm --- ;;-))
  816. I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it
  817. I literately yelled "What the fuck was that shit?!" after I watched it.
  818. I lit my pubes on fire, its a very cool way to shave.
  819. "I live at the VA and my roommate has his girlfriend from Minneapolis over. They throw ticks at me that bite my neck and when I pop the sores, they smell like vagina juice."
  820. I live in a Giant Bucket.
  821. I live in Michigan. / Open your right hand, then put your finger right in the middle of your palm. Now move your finger down about half an inch. / There. I live right about there.
  822. I live in Texas. what the fuck is this winter you speak of?
  823. I live in the oh so horrible socialist wasteland known as Sweden. I would surf more but we don't have internet here and I must clean the water so I can drink it.
  824. I'll admit, it's funny sometimes, but I just cannot grasp the reason why almost naked animals instead of not naked animals would be staying in a cabana. If that part were missing, maybe I'd watch it...
  825. I'll also place curses on objects, apply magickal applications to geometric forms (assuming they're of the right alignment), and put pee on everything! *wipes his wet hands on you and runs away giggling like a dipshit*
  826. I'll ask for a plastic cup for water at a fast food place and I'll put Sprite in that shit I don't even care.
  827. I'll bet you really enjoyed all the taps on your head by your Mom's multitude of boyfriends dick's while they fucked when you were a fetus. But the brain damage it caused is pretty obvious.
  828. "I'll buy you a drink if you suck my dick"
  829. i'll close my eyes and make it disappear....
  830. I'll do that when I'm trapped in a coffin.
  831. I'll eat a roast turkey whenever the hell I feel like it, and I will not be roped into eating cranberries and fruitcake and all that other crap because the people that lived before me say "It's that time of year again, let's eat shit."
  832. i'll e-punch you with a e-fist if you don't stop being a e-tard
  833. i'll even pirate free things. you wouldn't understand
  834. I'll fire your ass
  835. I'll have plastic spread out and can supply an apron, goggles, gloves, chain saw, gun, knife, blade, explosive, poison, noose, bomb, bio weaponary, posionous snake, great white shark in tank of H20 (w/ chum), bazooka, anvil, dynamite, black widow spider, speeding cars and trucks or scorpion. If you prefer to kill me by some other method, please supply your idea.
  836. i llov this stamp so tru ui got autsim and they diont u even care im so mad fuck the sa police ;;;
  837. I'll pass. I've been to hell and back. It's a nice place. You should give it a chance.
  838. I'll really miss those unique and massive juggs tho... / *stops a sec and and looks at every PronStar and B-movie actress in the industry* / Oh wait... no I won't ...BUURRRRN!
  839. I'll shout it from the rooftops that Jesus doesn't exist!
  840. I'll stay in Space! start a coloney of MONKEYS AND CONQUER THE WORLD!!! Starting with LONDON!
  841. I'll stick with Sam Kinison's idea :D
  842. I'll take vile-piss beer over fancy imported crap any day.
  843. Ill turn america into a necropolis of black iron and ash Thousands of miles wide
  844. I loaned one of my cars to a friend a couple of weeks ago. I received a phone call one evening: "Hey! I just wanted to let you know I got a little ding in the front fender yesterday. I'll pay for it, no problem. I was pulling out of a parking space and kinda scraped the next car. Not too bad, though." Thanks for telling me, I appreciate it. I go to pick up the car. I see this huge crater in the front fender -- no, I see this remnant of a front fender attached to my car. I get in. What used to be clean is a pit, a stinky dungeon. I go to three body shops and get three estimates. Fi' hunned. Fo' hunned. Fo'fi'ty. Which should I hand to my friend as the true amount of damage? I call him back: "Hey lookit, I got estimates on the car. The low one is four bills and the high one is five. How are you going to pay me for the damage?" "Oh, er, well, I was going to buy a fender and put it on myself. It just has fifteen bolts. Piece of cake. I'll get it done for about $150." "I don't know about that. Let me think about it. I don't want mismatched paint." "Hey! Don't you trust me? C'mon! I don't have a lot of money, you know." It's trade-in time. All the car dealers laugh when they see my baby blue car with the lime green fender.
  845. i logged in and i saw a gril pocking her pussi .-.
  846. I look fondly on days past when we were all laughing about George Bush saying that humans and fish could coexist.
  847. I look like garbage both inside and outside. LOL
  848. I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE socks I have diff types of them I especially love my deer toe socks ish got mini deer on them EEEEEEEEEE SO CUTE and the toes have different colours too hahahhaha **cough** socks = great :w00t:
  849. I LOOVE it when giant bugs attack the city
  850. i lost a web address anyone know where
  851. I love animals. I eat them and wear their skins.
  852. I LOVE Beirut >< You mean none of your friends have heard of them?! That's just plain UN-AMERICAN!!! Haha... Kiss is awesome, too.
  853. I love cats and dogs, so i dont eat them. I dont love pigs so eat them
  854. I love children, that's why I eat them. I also love cars, yet I eat those, too.
  855. I loved Brave New World. :/ It's an interesting perspective on what our society could become. Plus I love Aldous Huxeley's Doors of Perception where he takes a shit load of drugs.
  856. i love denying christ it's like a hobby
  857. I loved the SHIT out of the comments on that DD I was rolling around in it having oh-so-much fun until something else dead caught my attention.
  858. I love having blood on my hands. Especially in the form of suede leather gloves. <3
  859. i love how everyone is just talking about the duck xD
  860. I love how hotels will charge you $300 for smoking in your room, but you can literally jizz on anything you want, and it's no big deal.
  861. I love it with my whole soul and pretend im Don patch irl these days D:
  862. I love jaywalking with another pedestrian lol we’re unionized
  863. I love Jesus(THE ONLY GOD AS SOME PEOPLE ARE TOO FREAKING STUPID TO REALIZE), and Satan is my enemy and Jesus's.
  864. I love leather jackets. I want to line the collar of a jacket with real leopard fur. How legal is that? I also take my steak bleeding when you stick a fork in it. I giggle every time the blood runs down my face.
  865. I love markdown text files they're like a brother to me
  866. I love money...hunger is the thing I don't like
  867. I *love* my name. I'm the only person in the world who has is (proven fact, there are only six peopl in the world with my surname and they are all directly related to me, except for a dog in America which is named after my dad).
  868. I love people that take their ED pages seriously.
  869. I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol
  870. I love sushi. / I go to a resturant downtown called Yamamori. / It's next door to The George. / "Whats The George?" I hear you ask. / A gay bar. / And some say the Irish aren't refined. :p
  871. I love telling my troubles to emo kids. They either get defensively-aggro like "Yeah but, but, I'm like, my heart rains and and spiritual, and and poetic..." or there is this hilarious awkward silence of epiphany (sp?).
  872. I love the fact that I can say what I want, when I want. I can offend so many people with just a few little words. Oh, and Hail Satan!
  873. I love the feel of fur on my gentials. it feels wonderful! i just wanted to suggest that you mastrabate yourself with fur next time you do. tell me the results. "Challenges are what make life interesting; overcoming them is what makes life meaningful." -Joshua J. Marine AHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAAAAAAAAAA....I'm rolling!!!!!!!!!
  874. I LOVE THEM SO MUCH I COULD GET HIGH OFF OF THEM SO GO TASTE THE RAINBOW
  875. I love the night life / I love to boogie / and tell you to GET OUUUUUUUT o/~
  876. I love the smell of napalm in the morning ^_^ boom mawahahahahaha
  877. I love the way he can't string a sentence together and finds it hard to pronounce certain words. I also admire the way he supports dictators in some countries and then denounces other dictators in other countries at the same time.
  878. I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them
  879. i love turning off lights. no need for all that
  880. i love when you kick people in the head and all their skin falls off and they go to hell
  881. I luv metal doe,it like mental!!one!! woo hata i b brutal
  882. I'm 12. Live with it. Don't hate.
  883. I'm 17 you bastards!!
  884. I'm 200lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal, if interested in hearing or seeing more, simply email!
  885. I´m 39 years old and what is this
  886. im 5 and i can and will bench your family
  887. Im a animagus wolf not a werewolf
  888. I'm a badass motherfucking dragon. :iconhellyeahplz:
  889. i'm a big curser so when my comp dies i usually just say " God damn mother fuckin cocksucker!!" yep, or some random gibberish...lol.
  890. I'm a button smasher, it's my passion, so being able to beat things to death with the Keyblade is a really good stress reliever for me, haha.
  891. i'm a catholic but i think atheist are right
  892. im a cat im a kitty cat and i gosh you must all be sick of that by now
  893. I'm a confederate but I'm not racist and if we did leave the USA we didn't have to deal with all the dumb things that Yankees did like kicking all the Indians out of the great plains
  894. I'm a Conscientious objector, in the Anti-military, nonintervention, technical pacifism, and general cowardice categories. I realize that they all speak English, and it would be an insult to their pride to not speak their home languages. What would be an acceptable second language tolerated by most of them? Esperanto?
  895. i'm a contrarian. this means that, like a conformist, i allow other people to control my thoughts, but in the opposite direction.
  896. I'm actually the founder (and no, I don't hate wolves or wish them dead).
  897. I'm actually working on a flash game. You play Abraham Lincoln's floating head, using your laser breath to destroy furries. / ... / ... / ...... / No, I'm not on drugs.
  898. I'm addicted to my Palm
  899. I made a rare special appearance to only tell you that we have a freaking music forum you know. It takes TWO SECONDS of your time to see it. Jesus fuck! :roll: I knew it was a bad idea to visit here again.
  900. I made Hungarian mushroom soup and it's a little too delicious to be real
  901. I MADE LEMURS YOU SON OF A BITCH *Blows a conche shell* LET THE FLAMEWAR BEGIN!
  902. I made up a dog that eats other dogs lol
  903. I'm a dragon. I can breathe fire. Whoo.
  904. I'm a firm supporter of gay rights AND voraphile.
  905. I'm a germaphobe and I was raised by one.
  906. Imagine a garden sprinkler going completely batshit loco. Only with piss.
  907. Imagine a gisnt shittimg in the siper boweol
  908. imagine all the places you could hotbox in if you were 1 inch tall
  909. imagine all the prehistoric cave creatures that never got discovered because they were so small and slimy… im so sorry dark suckler i love you…
  910. Imagine blocking me when all I ever did was be miserable, hate on every group in existence and spread negativity and unfunny jokes
  911. Imagine dating Gollum and he takes you home to meet his parents and as you walk in he stands up straight and starts talking normal
  912. Imagine if Radiation man saved the day and u go up to thank him and then you die due to radiation poisoning because he’s Radiation man
  913. Imagine if we rebuilt it and it was, hah?
  914. imagine if your feet were made out of butter instead of flesh and bones
  915. Imagine no burger.
  916. Imagine that you are a dragon for a moment. Now imagine that you are devouring another dragon with your anus. If you've got a massive erection right now, you're probably into some crazy shit called voreaphilia.
  917. im a girl, im a purple cow chick.
  918. im a hamster i nom things
  919. I'm a jerk to you because you're a presumptuous Protestant know-nothing who presumes to lecture me about the history of Christianity. And I reiterate: You don't know what the Nicene Creed or Great Schism are, and you think Judaism is a form of Christianity. That is why I insult you.
  920. I make my wolf OCs all cute and cuddly because I can.
  921. I'm allergic to dogs so idk if eating one would be any benefit for me.
  922. I'm all for Lawrence Welk. Lawrence Welk is a wonderful man. He used to be, or was, or wherever he is now, bless him. -- George H.W. Bush, while arguing for the line item veto (he apparently didn't know if Welk was alive or dead)
  923. I'm almost bald... WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
  924. I'm almost positive I saw a dead bald eagle on the side of the road not that long ago- now that's several kinds of illegal ;P
  925. im always up at ass o clock doing god knows what
  926. I'M A MAN!!! *Punch*
  927. I'm a Mistlyne.
  928. I managed to make a waitress quit her job as a 6 year old. I asked why her teeth were so yellow and she yelled "I don't have to take this shit!", threw a plate off of a table, and stormed out.
  929. im an animal hating furry
  930. im an ass to alot of ppl but this guys an xception
  931. I'm a native American, and I poop in the toilet like everyone else. By native American, I mean I'm a native of America.
  932. I'm an old married pig. I know that's not what you want, but I've seen your ad on here before, so you must by now be desperate enough to have lowered your standards enough to become my whore.
  933. I’m a part of god.” WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN!??
  934. im a protected species you fucking asshole
  935. im a scary panda stalking you in the woods
  936. Im a starving child starving to death and this is the very last thing i have ever read. Gootbye.
  937. I’m at a hardcore show asking people why the guy on stage is yelling at us
  938. im at arbys slobbering all over my shirt because my coworker gave me a war head there is slobber dripping all over my arbys work shirt
  939. im at arbys slobbering all over my shirt because my coworker gave me a war head there is slobber dripping all over my arbys work shirt its dripping this is how i dougy this is how i dougy wverybody dougy everybody doughy this is how i dougy *does the robot*
  940. I'm a teenager, and you're an adult and therefore I'm WAY smarter than YOU!
  941. I'm a telephone operator for the deaf.
  942. I'm attending the opening of my garage door.
  943. I'm a twig of a person with my dads depressionz/brooding/nastymidget atittude toward everything. People see this as cute & attempt to carry me around like some stuffed toy. Not to mention the year 10 student than ran up & bear hugged me while screaming "you are.......ADORABLE!"
  944. I´m a videogame-clayer, but im out of ideas...
  945. I'm a virgin, but nobody believes me :( Maybe if I acted a little less like a slut....
  946. I'm awesome because I take up space. / Did I mention I'll eat all your food and have casual sex with all your women?
  947. I MAY HAVE BEEN TURNED INTO A MARIMO AGAINST MY WILL BUT AT LEAST MY BASE NEEDS ARE MET AND I FEEL SAFE
  948. I may regret asking this, but with C.S.I. coming up, what does the term "Green Room" mean in the Fursuiter vernacular? It came up recently
  949. i'm back. i'm sorry
  950. im basically normal if you really dont think about it
  951. I'm beginning to feel like there's a big "Duh" shark swimming underneath this thread, and once you see it - OH SHI-
  952. I'm beginning to think that I hallucinated this.
  953. I'm being harrassed by ten year old kids.
  954. I'm being spammed by a super freak!
  955. I'm better because-I'm a genius,I have Alien Technologies:iconaliens-plz:,and my power level is Over 9000:iconover9000plz:
  956. im bitin the fart bubbles in the bath
  957. im blond but im not stupid / Oh, it's okay. I don't hold anything against blondes. =P / nnnnnooooooooooo i no want die / well im a true blond so im still here
  958. I'm broken in a special way actually which means I can be healed in a unique way
  959. I'm building a pig from a kit.
  960. im changing... augh... i can feel my dna changing... it hurts.... *hand turns into a dvd*
  961. I'm confused... when did this happen to me!? :fear: WHAT HAVE I BECOME! :iconnuuplz:
  962. I'm contagious.
  963. I'm crumbly like a dirt don't pick me up
  964. I’m currently eating a slice of pizza so please know that while you’re scrollin through posts I’m over here, digesting
  965. im dead inside
  966. I'm definatly linked to canids. I have always liked to think myself a dog, and I even have frequent urges to go out and mark territory. Just like a dog, all fours, lifting leg and all.
  967. I’m doing so fucking horrible but in like a super chill way
  968. I mean, all those hot babes in the Playboy mansion are sometimes taking huge shits in there and farting.
  969. I mean, damn. His bro gets shot, and he don't even flinch. He's cold!
  970. I mean, they're not bloodlusting manmurder killmachines, lol, but they aint Balto..
  971. I mean think about it, we get the same shit over and over, we may as well get a big wall of stickies. :p
  972. I mean, yeah, it's true I have no sense of humor (I traded it back in 2001 for some magic beans)
  973. I'm eating a handful of Pringles. And when I get done eating this handful of Pringles, I will eat another handful of Pringles. Then I'll probably stop and stare into the empty Pringle can wondering where half of them went. / ...Yeah. That's how it'll happen.
  974. I'm eccentric. I'm crazy. I'm wierd. I'm unique. I'm NOT INSANE! Still claiming to be mentally ill? Read Flowers For Algernon. It may be science fiction, but you'll learn a valuable lesson from it.
  975. I'm emotional, GOD, GET IT RIGHT
  976. I'm enrolled in aerobic scream therapy.
  977. I met a girl who thinks she's a catgirl... I smiled, nodded, and my day was changed, and not for the better. I just felt sorry for her parents.
  978. i met someone who said 'oh my fucking god i'm gonna protect all wolves because i love them and they'd never hurt me'
  979. i met someone who said 'oh my fucking god i'm gonna protect all wolves because i love them and they'd never hurt me' say that after they rip your throat out
  980. Im fascinated by Heathcliff's relative lack of reatraint. He has the powers of a deity and can manipulate the world around him in his favor. but he never strays too far from his little town or even his house and only uses his magical prowess to obtain meat scraps or to bully pugs
  981. "I'm fat... so that must mean being fat is sexy! Oh yeah, I'm a sexy beast."
  982. Im feeling fly and fresh at the same time. Im feeling flesh
  983. I'm for any flag that has beaver on it.
  984. I'm getting really confused about the minimum requirements for DISHONORED. I want to purchase the game without running the risk of discovering whether my Packard Bell TM99 can run it or not.
  985. i'm getting sick of girls posting they're vagina's on here.....
  986. im getting word that my trolls are taking advantage of their newfound ability gather in darkened chat rooms to accelerate their plans to; you guessed it, murder me . is that Responsible Use as delineated in the Terms of Service? No it is not
  987. im glad the "I saw a furry IRL" thread is so good at bringing goons together / YOUR PARTICIPLES AREN'T THE ONLY THINGS DANGLING
  988. im glad to see the army is starting to punish cadets for being circumcised. i was circumcised long ago during a moment of weakness (infancy)
  989. I'm going through cherry cheesecake withdrawl.
  990. im going to be the most dangerous me theyve ever invented
  991. I'm going to expand on Rawrsly's Eastern dragon and be a wingless Eastern dragon with five claws. :D Royalty, biatch. I'd be dark brown or green or something with an earth affinity and eat everybody's rice. If I were captured...I would still eat everybody's rice.
  992. I'm going to have to research this because I'm totally blaffled at how people can be so damn rude to people like you! Sheesh!
  993. i'm going to have trouble sleeping now that i know that SOME FUCKING RAT IN MY HOUSE ATE MY SEMEN
  994. I'm going to prom with a /b/tard
  995. im going to put my crocs on now and go outside, since i actually have a life. [puts on crocs and stands on the deck looking in at computer]
  996. I'm going to raise mine so you get to hear Passenger of Shit all day long.
  997. I'm going to the library next tuesday, and I want a nice book. NOTHING OVER PG-13 PL0X. I'm feeling clean, and Un-dirty.
  998. im gonna be a mighty king so enemy beware
  999. "I'm gonna be a space pirate!" / I LOVE MST3K, it's so funny. Like this one episode showed this HUGE guy standing behind a tree. / *Crow, deep voice* I'm a wood sprite
  1000. im gonna be fucking cooking mama motherfuckers
  1001. Im gonna buy some of those and put them on my six four, bitch / What then???? huh???
  1002. I'm gonna dance til my balls fall off! :iconweekenddanceplz:
  1003. I'm gonna get surgery to turn me into an early 2000's wizard gif
  1004. I'm gonna' slit my wrists now.
  1005. I'm Gravecat and I approve of this message.
  1006. I'm guessing this is about Columbia and FARC terrorists. Before the lock, let's all talk about Gilbert and Sullivan.
  1007. Im guilty of this... :C I drew Cyborg John Silver from Treasure Planet as a werewolf... I cant draw people!!! :iconbawwplz:
  1008. I'm handwash only do NOT put me in that fucking mashine
  1009. i'm hatin on classicz bcuz i thnk itz kool 2 do so!!!1 LOLOLOLLLLLLLL
  1010. Im having a big bowlof shit
  1011. I'm high as fuck and i need some BRIIIIEEEEEE
  1012. I microwaved a frog :( / It wuz a baby...
  1013. I might even have to suggest something stronger... but something to that effect. I'm not sure that fire can kill it.
  1014. I'm imagining a bunch of sims in their house with like bowls of chips everywhere and each bowls got green stink lines coming off them
  1015. im in school dumb you need to be in a mental home
  1016. I’m in the pit flickin boogers
  1017. i'm into a foot fetishes , golden showers and whips, please email me back if u want some fun
  1018. im in ur brainz sharin' ur thawtz.
  1019. im in ur forums makin a thred
  1020. im in ur mortal relm / smakkin u down
  1021. im inviting you to my birthday dinner to talk about sucking dick and cock
  1022. I'M IN YOUR FAVOURITES, RAIDING YOUR SHIT. THERE IS NO SUCH WORD AS SPELT. Pointy ears wut? *looks* Oh. Fuckin' didn't even notice that.
  1023. I missed a shift at amazon and they killed my little cousin
  1024. I missed the civil war, didn't I?
  1025. I miss having blood spurting from my
  1026. i miss the air comditioning in the hotel room so much i felt like such a slab
  1027. I miss the Bull Moose Party.
  1028. Imitate the order taker's voice.
  1029. I'm just gonna tell you what you want to hear and say "Because I'm a sick fuck".
  1030. I'm just kidding. My pa has a Ram. IT'S OKAY
  1031. i'm kinda a scienctist by day, a deviant by night, or morning
  1032. I'm kissing you with my mind can you feel it?
  1033. I'm laughing at all the kids that admitted their real age and got suspended LOL
  1034. I'm Laughing so much rn holy shit this person is an idiot
  1035. <IMlifelike> I flushed a bag of skittles down the toilet yesterday and watched a NASCAR race in 8 seconds flat.
  1036. im like 17... duuh... -.- acctually... i have no idea y i even comented....-.-
  1037. im like a lava lamp you can fuck
  1038. I'm making a home movie called "The Thing That Grew in My Refrigerator."
  1039. im mean your hating on steriotypes!
  1040. Immediately prompted me to go look up the words ice creamo, because I want ice cream now
  1041. I’m nervous to see what the bakery looks like. The pendulum always swings back the other way whenever I have a piss easy day like yesterday. We’ll see in a mo
  1042. I'm no expert but is it still called the "war on terror" or is it the "global struggle against extremism" or is it something else? They tried changing the name at some point.
  1043. I'm no expert in the mechanics of dragon ejaculation, but if what I know about jizz remains true in this case, I think that this means the car won't have to come in for an oil change for at least another 30,000 km.
  1044. I'm not a dragon? Hmm....Then I'll just assume I was a dinosaur.
  1045. I'm not a dragon....I'm a fat Italian plumber
  1046. I'm not a dragon....I'm a fat Italian plumber / And I'm not a evil scientist, I'm a hedgehog.
  1047. I'm not allowed to say *takes deep breath* stupid, fart, poop, piss, darn, hate, shoot, blood,.... and a lot more... AND I'M LIKE 15!!
  1048. I'm not an ass, I'm a bastard. / God-dammit, you people... :p
  1049. Im Not A Stoner .......
  1050. "I'm not a transvestite.... I'm an ACTION TRANSVESTITE!"
  1051. I'm not badass I'm sadass I cry about everything
  1052. I'm not christian. But we all know that they were Jesus Horses. In fact, Jesus rode on a T-Rex named Tyrone. It's true, I read it on the internet. :bucktooth:
  1053. I'm not circumcised and I am sad. WHAt do I do!
  1054. I'm not even sure if they had citizenships back then.
  1055. Im not falling for that a third time
  1056. im NOT feeling shrimptastic im going to KRILL myself
  1057. i'm not fond of boy on boy, because dicks are pretty nasty but even i can appreciate good ol' bible slash
  1058. I"m not getting any packets... we have to kill Brad! why did we kill Brad again? oh yeah packets.lol
  1059. im not gonna release your soul from my magic gem. so stop asking
  1060. I'm Not Jesus in my pants(okay then)
  1061. I'm not raging but gay rights dildos got my favorite show kicked off XM uncensored satellite radio
  1062. I’m not real. You sick puppies made me up.
  1063. (I'm not sure if I'm dealing with life well or I just couldn't give a fuck)
  1064. I'm not sure that even the awesome power of clapter can save him from such a dime a gross act.
  1065. Im not sure why Im saying this, but I knew a teacher whos husband had to dissect a human cadaver.
  1066. I'm not with Peta or any crap like that, but I have done medical testing. It was easy, helpful for science, and I got paid a bunch. Yay mone-I mean Science. Yay Science.
  1067. I'm not your dancing monkey here to entertain you 24 hours of the day! :iconmadnoesplz: ...unless the pay is good.
  1068. I'm objective; I object to everything.
  1069. Im OCD and I holucinate, it's realy not cool, just anoying and drives me crazy. Though if some one says they fined 'Insanity' sexy, they just have a wierd fetish they cant exsplain.
  1070. Im on a budget bitch now eat ur damn pizza
  1071. IM ONLY ASKING 2900 FOR THE CATBUS BECAUSE ITS REALLY FURRY AND SOMETIMES PEOPLE GET SICK ON IT.
  1072. I'm on silly pillies
  1073. I’m on that spectrum
  1074. Impairs short-term memory and psychomotor functions. Contains cancer-causing agents. Psychologically addictive.
  1075. im parrying cars on the highway and backing up traffic for several miles
  1076. impatiently waiting for the coffee to finish.
  1077. Impolite Suicide.
  1078. i'm poor
  1079. I'm portuguese I need to go on strike too?
  1080. ([impression type="Foghorn Leghorn"]It's a joke, son! A joke![/impression])
  1081. Impressive. *blinks* But not in any sense in a good way. *nervous* Haha.
  1082. I'm pretty sure Gmail didn't exist in 1976.
  1083. I'm pretty sure in reality they'd be convicted for child abuse. (re: Timmy Turner's parents) / yes they would i mean one time they put timmy in a dog cage because they thought their surfboards were more important than him
  1084. I'm pretty sure other animals don't give a damn about what they kill. Cats kill stuff for farts 'n giggles.
  1085. I'm pretty sure they're a bunch of dudes playing dress-up to cash in on mindless teenagers... What does that have to do with music?
  1086. i’m pro dragon in dragon slaying stories actually. leave them alone!!! let them sleep!!! like if someone came into MY house with a big knife and woke me up just to kill me and steal my shit i’d be fucking pissed!!! they had every right to eat all those knights
  1087. I'm pro-life because the only way we're ever going to start funding the space program is if the population keeps growing out of control... one day, someone will say: "Shit! there's no more room! Quick! Lets go live on that rock over there!"
  1088. I'm pro stem-cell research too... I think if a fetus has been aborted then why should it be wasted when it could be used to help someone who actually had a chance at life and is being tortured every day because there isn't a cure for there illness... It makes me mad when people, especially my mom, yell and say that abortion shouldn't be legal or that it is wrong because you're killing a person or denying it life... Even though it may be the case that this child may not have had the chance to live but usually the people having abortions these days would be like teenage girls right? What kind of life would that kid have had if it was being raised by a stressed out teenage girl working 2 jobs just to buy diapers and food let alone pay next months rent? They'd be miserable and they probably wouldn't lead a successful life with a good chance at going to college in there future. It'd be better to help someone like Micheal J. Fox who had been diagnosed with Parkinson's. No, I'm not pro stem-cell... I'M PRO MICHEAL J. FOX<3
  1089. I’m proud of you, Skeletor.
  1090. I'm proud to partner with every restaurant chain in America to bring you shit and ass
  1091. I'm rather fond of getting a straight answer, which I don't feel like I'm getting :D
  1092. I’m really sorry for you or happy that happened idk I didn’t understand a word of this
  1093. im really thinking like a cake pop of chicken meat deep fried.
  1094. I'm reminded of a story where Groucho Marx was told he was barred from a certain swimming pool because he was Jewish. He replied, "My son is half-Jewish - do you think they'd let him in up to his knees?"
  1095. I'm running off to Yugoslavia with a foreign-exchange student named Basil Metabolism.
  1096. I'm saying I was a fully formed human being, right when the sperm met the egg. Of course, I was not necessarily a fully formed human child.
  1097. I'm secretly Stalin and I eat BABIES BECAUSE I SAID SO
  1098. I'm shitfaced with sleep deprivation right now. :iconohohoplz:
  1099. I’m sick of the bullshit.
  1100. Im simply addicted to birds!
  1101. I’m slipping into a pig coma
  1102. I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago
  1103. Im smoking made up shit
  1104. I'm so east coast maryland or hermit's cave on pacific ocean! (with electricity, food, and a PC of course)
  1105. "i'm so emo, nobody loves me so my hair hangs over half my face"
  1106. I'm so getting naked when I get back to my skinny size :B D:< so don't sabotage me, or no boobies.
  1107. I'm so happy it's finally over.
  1108. I'm so old!! *laughs, rubs big belly, falls asleep in tar puddle
  1109. Im so pissed we dont get fried chicken leg drumsticks without bones in them i just wanna take a big ass bite without hitting some random cartilage that i have to maneuver around
  1110. I'M SORRY BUT...HOW CAN YOU CALL IT DISGUSTING?IT HAS NO FLAVOR.IT TASTES LIKE WHAT YOU COOK IT IN.I DON"T UNDERSTAND YOUR LOGIC.
  1111. Im sorry, but their all mondo-lame. / As for the ethical crap... Its unethical.
  1112. I'm sorry it's not the next fucking New York Times bestseller.
  1113. "Im so sleepy i could eat a cow and call it a pig"
  1114. I'm so sorry I complained for 27 seconds about 4 and a half hours of nonsense
  1115. I'm so sorry replying to an old comment but I just wanted to tell you I wanted to give you a hundred dollars for this
  1116. I'm spiritual but I don't believe there's a Heaven for werewolves, so imagine how fucked up that feels.
  1117. I'm starting to lean towards, "Satanic ritual in the forest". :B
  1118. I'm stupid because I cut the wrong wire when disarming a bomb :icontarddanceplz:
  1119. I'm surprised Canadia got to 6 with all them mooses eating people and such
  1120. I'm surprised noone's posted this yet... / "I / Wanna Fuck A Dog In The Ass / He Wants to fuck a dog in the ass / I wanna fuck a dog / That's right kids"
  1121. im taking backshots daily. from ugly men. for the sport of it
  1122. I'm talking about REAL ninjas -- the ones that disappear into the burst of mist --- and suddenly --- THEY'RE FLYING THROUGH THE AIR killing the bad guys and pirates and such.
  1123. I'm terribly sorry I annoyed you, as I, a lowly hobo, have no right to walk in to a public forum and state my opinion, no matter how butthurt it may make some people.
  1124. I'm the 1%. I chew 100 year old leather garments instead of bubblegum and feed my dogs smaller dogs.
  1125. Im the gene that controls areola size
  1126. im the multimedia wizard oooooh *turns you into a gif*
  1127. im the ugly people <3
  1128. i'm thinking about getting sloppy from the big boppy
  1129. I'm too horny to be asexual, but once in awhile, I wish I were so I wouldn't be thinking of sex and porn every twelve seconds.
  1130. im tripping a few balls. this is not fun.Thanksgiving was just a precursor of gluttony
  1131. Im trying to price some stuff, could you please come help me ill try and make it worth your while
  1132. I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD! / ME TOO! I am a dummy! / Tell it like it is!
  1133. im under 13 and know lots of cuse words and stuff...
  1134. i must seek out the three wise perverts
  1135. I must stop this Christmas from coming!
  1136. i must warn you missy, i am a powerful fucklord *ground shakes and dildos begin to levitate*
  1137. I'm waiting for the day I will use 3x(x2-5x) + -4(x+5) in real life.
  1138. i'm writing a full-length novel about a shark that fucks people
  1139. I'm writing a love letter to Richard Simmons.
  1140. in 2026 DO NOT ask yourself whether your art is GOOD instead ask: • was it SINCERE • was it CATHARTIC • did it SUMMON ANY ORCS • did the orcs PILLAGE YOUR CITY • was there UNTOLD DESTRUCTION • were they FREAKY
  1141. In a back alley by a Vietnam vet. / Worst way to greet a serial killer.
  1142. In accordance to Dada's belief in pure randomness, I took a pack of Rolaids and stabbed wildly at the keyboard.
  1143. In addition, moreover, nevertheless and even so: Explain your logic here, if you're trying to make a serious point and not just rambling like an ignorant child.
  1144. In a dumpster behind a Wal-Mart. Some Hobos chased me around ad accused me of "stealing their Home"
  1145. In a former life, I was an egg bagel!
  1146. in a funk bc i wanna eat scrambled emu eggs
  1147. In a heartbeat. / I can see it now, standing jobless on the street corner with a sign saying 'Will frolic for food'
  1148. in a home invasion my attacker goes for a knife in the kitchen drawers but it's jammed by the potato masher and I make my escape
  1149. In all honest opinion, I wish they would legalize murder. Makes it easier for the gun nuts on here to shoot each other.
  1150. I named my pet termite after you
  1151. In American culture it is considered “bad luck” to leave the stove on when you’re not using it
  1152. In an odd but almost stereotypical fashion, the Hardy boys thirsted for a primitive form of blood atonement.
  1153. In any case, how about spitzer?
  1154. in a trail of fire i know we will be free again
  1155. In before ~hoggys2much vomits his spiel on AC1 for the billionth fucking time. :roll: I wonder when he'll get a new act together?
  1156. In britain a "Gat" is an air pistol. Pathetically weak. Wouldn't have pierced his skin.
  1157. Incest, not a school friendly activity
  1158. inch - foot - light year - god's penis length / It goes in that order. Don't forget it. Haha...
  1159. Inconciderate and idiotic drivers.
  1160. Indeed. Down with the death penalty. You are killing off every potential sperm that the convict has. Possible children who did NOTHING wrong.
  1161. Indeed, its just not very common. Hyenas drag people off in the night :love:
  1162. Indeed it would, now with 5 stacked to make cylinder like missile....:evillaugh: AMERICAN MATTRESS!!!:iconbigexplosionplz:
  1163. Indeed, the folk has been dead for almost 2000 years, his bones are most likely oil by now.
  1164. I need able-brained men with some fighting years left in 'em to meet the horde.
  1165. I need a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce / don't be frontin' son and no seeds on the bun / we be up in this drive thru / order for two / I got the craving for the number nine like my shoe / we need some chicken up in here
  1166. I need a little ass
  1167. I NEED HELP! (Microsoft Word)
  1168. I need my weird alone time or I will explode
  1169. i need something that can put a hole in a UFO
  1170. I NEED this on a pillow!!! I happen to have a fetish for poorly-drawn green guys.
  1171. I need to a-range a fu-ner-al
  1172. I need to do this Before Die!!! Is Awesome!!!
  1173. I need to practice, I know, but I usually end up getting so frustrated I kill the drawing.
  1174. i need to start collecting novelty lighters or i'll fucking die
  1175. In elementary school - Parrot / In middle school - Extraterrestrial / High School - Bug / College School - The Pigs / University School - Robot
  1176. In elementary school, the teacher spelled "favourite" like that for me (not "favorite") and after I discovered Tolkien and Oscar Wilde, I was like "OMG these guys misspell like me, they must be on to something !!! :ohnoes: " :slow:
  1177. i never leave pussy waiting. :icongetsomeplz:
  1178. I never meant this to be my OPUS or LEGACY or anything like THAT! First of all, Disney would sue the living SHIT out of me! Second of all, I, frankly, have got BETTER THINGS TO DO!
  1179. I NEVER NEVER NEVER buy any used CDs because it TAKES MONEY AWAY FROM THE ARTIST!
  1180. i never played any of the games other than 358/2 days the only thing you do is talk to people,fight,go on missions thats it but i havent finished it yet but i cheated by using a pre owned one and going on this one persons super pro file i bet the other games are so crappy by just looking at this one i own
  1181. I never said anything in my gallery was art.
  1182. i never said they had to raise it. personally, i am unable to have children and adoption is a great thing! And i suppose you are made of something other than cells? because if you are, then please let me know because EVERY FUCKING PERSON IS A FUCKING PILE OF CELLS DUMB ASS!!!! FUCK YOU MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABORTED!!!!!!!!!!!!! DOUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU AND FUCK EVERYTHING ELSE YOU SAY!!!!!
  1183. i never saw you, but you violated me and escaped in pieces, probably regenerating into more of your kind you bastard jellyfish.
  1184. I never should have taken cobwebs class with professor creepy
  1185. I never thought GOP is into swinging, wife-swapping, and even group-sex, until now. Very naughty, naughty .... :P
  1186. I never thought I'd see the day when that's a newsworthy headline. Why is it such a big deal that our President killed a fly with his hand? I understand he's great, but is it that big of a deal?
  1187. i never thought this day would come. where's the sex forum? :?
  1188. In fact, I might put the Dark Tipper's advice to good use, and use some thermite on that monstrosity.
  1189. In fact, in Portuguese myth, the werewolf was an incredibly cowardly critter. They were very scared of light and were said to gather round houses and bark at them until the homeowner blew out all the candles.
  1190. In fact, real users do not reply to Commodores, they find out their address and destroy their house.
  1191. In fact, we need only arm a small group of hyperactive kindergardeners off their Lithium with drumsticks (wood for damage, chicken for comedy) and they'd waste the whole bunch.
  1192. infiltrate the crash site and recover my stogies
  1193. <infinitySPZ> In the beginning, God Created man out of his own image. <Fleebis> Was it JPEG?
  1194. Inflate balloons, then send them off.
  1195. *in high pitch voice* / "come on, you know you want to! EVERY bodys doin' it! Come on!"
  1196. In Manchester near here there is a place called Urbis, and each saturday no less than 300 emos hang around outside it.
  1197. In my attempt to kill a fly I drove into a telephone pole.
  1198. In my book, if you can afford 30$ plastic rings and 800$ neon abomination-sweaters you should not be whining about how awful your life is.
  1199. In my free time I enjoy screaming at my wristwatch.
  1200. In my headcanon, he doesn't eat people. I mean seriously, monsters eating people is just so bland, cliche, and generic.
  1201. In my mind, it's very hard to keep less than ten subjects in it at a time. It works like a wikipedia research where you always open the first link on a random article, keep reading the article you started, then move on to the link you opened and repeat the procedure.
  1202. In my past life, I was a piece of shit. I still remeber getting flushed down the toilet... (somehow)
  1203. In my will : Make me into a jacket.
  1204. <inof> God used fork() to create Eve.
  1205. IN ORDER TO COMPLY WITH STATE AND FEDERAL FULL DISCLOSURE REQUIREMENTS, THIS SERVES AS FORMAL NOTICE TO YOU THAT THE RATIO OF FISHERS TO FISH AT LAKE CRAIG IS ROUGHLY 10 TO 1.
  1206. I now fully understand why this planet just happens to be located all the way out on the far end of one of the galaxy's arms. Earth is the Milky Way's Insane Asylum!
  1207. I now have an all-new reason to want them dead.
  1208. I now not only have to live with my ENTIRE FUCKING FAMILY KNOWING THIS, but I also have to see a psychiatrist.
  1209. In parts of France if you ask for a rare steak they just stick it under a desk lamp for half an our.
  1210. in real life thas just cannabolism which is nasty but on a fur site thas just common place and is nasty.
  1211. "In recent news, hundreds are being found dead after another passing shower, most appearing to have died instantly from brain trauma caused by the falling raindrops."
  1212. IN REGARDS TO THE ACTUAL STAMP instead of just derping at other commenters
  1213. in response to allegations that i have beneficial forms of bacteria housed in my digestive tract: 1) Thayt's fucking disgusting 2) I don't
  1214. insects who prefer warmer weather? why the fuck are you so sensitive all of a sudden. your entire body has like 2 nerves in it. you are shit
  1215. inside your body is PITCH BLACK your cells do all of that in the DARK
  1216. INSIDE YOU THERE ARE TWO Kidneys. Im gonna steal them
  1217. IN SLEEP HE SANG TO MEEEEEE IN DREAMS HE CAAAAAME THAT VOICE THAT CAAAAAAALS TO MEE- *is shot* Ahem. I worship it :eyes:
  1218. in soviet russia gruz does not eat you, but this is not soviet russsia and i am hungry
  1219. IN SOVIET RUSSIA, YOU KILL THEM! / And they also complain about you. / But we do that anyway in Soviet Russia or not.
  1220. (inspects u through a microscope) ewwww ewwwww hahaha woahh ewww (continues looking but starts twirling my hair)
  1221. instead of 'LOL' I typed LUL (which means dick in dutch)... that happens often.
  1222. Instead of typing "Where?" I typed "Avoid Lincoln street on the third of June". Needless to say, my inner demons were responsible.
  1223. In suits at common law where the contesting parties have nearly unlimited resources to spend on legal fees the right to trial by jury shall be preserved.
  1224. Intelligent, have not ime for dummies.
  1225. Intelligent reply. Always useful to dehumanize your enemies.
  1226. Interestingly, audio of bodily functions is still banned unless it's "part of a narrative or song."
  1227. Intergalactic Warrior Kitten needs to be hidden from the CIA
  1228. Internal Memo: RE EXCESSIVE ABSENCE Due to the excessive of absences during the past year it has become necessary to put the following new rules into operation immediately. 1. SICKNESS: No excuse. The Management will no longer accept your Doctor's Certificate as proof. We believe that if you are able to go to your doctor you are able to attend work. 2. DEATH (YOUR OWN): This will be accepted as an excuse. We would like two week's notice however since we feel it is your duty to train someone else for your job. 3. DEATH (OTHER THAN YOUR OWN): This is no excuse. There is nothing you can do for them and henceforth no time will be allowed off for funerals. However, the Management has a special scheme in conjunction with the local Council for lunchtime burials, thus ensuring that no time is lost from work. 4. LEAVE OF ABSENCE FOR AN OPERATION: We wish to discourage any thoughts you may have of needing an operation and henceforth no leave of absence will be granted for hospital visits. We engaged you for your particular job with all your parts and having anything removed would mean that we would be getting less of you that we bargained for. 5. VISITS TO THE TOILETS: Far too much time is spent on the practice. In future the procedure will be that all personnel shall go in alphabetical order.
  1229. Internet security =/= rent-a-cop...in just about any way I can imagine.
  1230. Internet site saves world's soul
  1231. In the beginning was the writing. But it was dark, and no-one could read it, so the author decided to write the start again. In the beginning there was a light. But lo, the Lord did try the switch and it did not work. And so the Lord did say unto Adam: "Thou must travel down the 7-11 for a globe." And Adam did enter the temple of 7-11, and he did consult the holy one, "Dost thou have a light-globe?" [...] Adam did findeth the globes, and yea, he was shocked at the price, and there was a great wailing, and gnashing of teeth. -- The Toxic Custard Workshop Files, Part One, 1990
  1232. In the days of B&W television, just about everything freaking talked and danced... butter, vegetables, packs of smokes.... and let's not forget the talking nacho at the movie theater and the apathetic jalapeno that only said "Si."
  1233. In the depths of R'lyeh / Cthulhu sleeps / And I will wake him
  1234. In the do-it-yourself column this month, we will give you a step-by-step guide on how to make your very own artificial limb! Here's what you do: First, go to your local Bacons department store. While no one is looking, steal a manakin from the clothes department. If someone notices you doing this, just tell them you're a maintenance person for the store and the manakin needs repairing. They believe it every time. Once you have the manakin, take it to the restroom in the store. Once you get it there, take its clothing off. Unscrew one of the manakin's limbs...depending on your preferance, you may want an arm or a leg. Once you are home, you will need to get out your trusty Echo chainsaw. Start it up, and cut off the type of limb on your body that you stole from the manakin. * Editor's Note: Some people have complained of severe (often fatal) bleeding while performing this project...we at the 'Enquirer are NOT to be held responsible! Attach the phony limb from the dummy, and take yours that you cut off to a taxidermist...have it stuffed, and keep it to show to your grandkids. If the artificial limb doesn't want to stick to the severed place, try applying a little Krazy-Glue to the area.
  1235. in the first game i got to level 100 just for him... and still got that fucking katana up my arse. :chainsaw: LETS SEE HIM TAKE ON THIS! I DON'T NEED A KEYBLADE!!!!!!!!!!
  1236. "In the freezer? It'll be frozen!" - someone after being told to put ICE CREAM in a FREEZER :B
  1237. In the grand scheme of things, everyone's perspective is equally worthless.
  1238. In the morning, you'll discover that there's more to your new friends than you ever imagined. They will steal your job, destroy your character, and lie to your loved ones. They will abandon you where they found you,
  1239. In the morning, you'll discover that there's more to your new friends than you ever imagined. They will steal your job, destroy your character, and lie to your loved ones. They will abandon you where they found you, an empty shell of the person you once were. They'll probably get your cat pregnant.
  1240. In the old days, the burger was a wet, lifeless item.
  1241. In the wasteland fucked off of Dandy boy apples
  1242. IN THE WILD, WHEN A FEMALE APE'S MATE DIES, THE NEW MATE OFTEN KILLS THE OLD MATE'S OFFSPRING.
  1243. In the words of Artie Johnson's whermacht soldier"VERRRRY INTERESTINK!"
  1244. In the words of Scruffy the janitor: "It's genuine".
  1245. Intimidating countries with dated war goods. .... That's just sad. :lmao:
  1246. in TIP screenwriting david myers and i were writing this scene about 9-11 and he was like, "my grandparents were almost on the plane that hit the pentagon and my parents thought they died," and i had a giant LOLgasm for no reason he was all, "...WHAT THE FUCK...THAT ISN'T FUNNY..."
  1247. In today's times, I am unwilling to sacrifice my job for a piece of monkey ass.
  1248. In Tomb Raider 2 whenever bumps into him, he sometimes farts and then goes, "Oooooh." :lmao: :fart: :rofl:
  1249. <intra> I have to go to Walmart to get some deoderant. But I thought it would be weird to buy just deoderant, so I thought about getting some DING-DONGs or something, but then I'd be buying DING-DONGS and DEODERANT. So I figure I might buy a shirt, but then I'd be buying DING DONGS, DEODERANT and a SHIRT. So I'm screwed no matter what I buy.
  1250. intruder alert a red spy is in the base
  1251. invent your own personal symbolic system
  1252. In your heart, you know it's flat.
  1253. i occasionally get checked into mental hospitals and i view this as a vacation and take the opportunity to have tons of fun
  1254. I once ate some dry dog shit... don't bother trying it. It tastes like chalk. EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW
  1255. I once drew the entire cast of "Casablanca" as Disney-styled cats. I do realize I could probably get lynched by classic movie fans for that.
  1256. i once had a wolf stalking me and i had to run U WOT M8
  1257. I once hit a girl in the side of the head with a french fry and screamed "A billion dollars!" for absolutely no reason. It became an IRL meme in a manner of speaking and I had to live with people saying it for next month and a half.
  1258. I once knew someone who swore up and down that their cat killed a deer. (Granted, it was a baby deer, but STILL!) It was a massive farm cat.
  1259. I once ordered a White Russian (best drink known to man) and they made it with Soy Milk D:
  1260. I once saw a list of questions like "Is it okay to do xyz in a relationship?", and one of them was, in all seriousness, "Is it a good idea to date a vampire?"
  1261. I once stayed home alone, and masked harriers broke into the house and stole all the toilet duck. I was most mispleased!
  1262. I once took on a gang of armed thugs trying to steal my ice cream and took out all 5 with just a plastic spoon. And I didn't spill my ice cream either.
  1263. I once was turned on by a candle. o_O
  1264. I only hopes that openings up my heart like this will help you see that you should open up your bubbliscious bosoms to me
  1265. I only know you because that bear icon makes me go all :iconohshitplz:'ish
  1266. --I overheard two elderly Jewish women talking. One said to the other, "I'm gonna live until I die!" / (...This is entirely likely! ) :roll:
  1267. I paid a visit to the porcelain shortly thereafter never thought I ate corn within the past week... I'm still trying to wash that stomach acid from my mouth.
  1268. I pawned your chastity key for drug money sorry
  1269. I PAYED 6 BUCKS FOR THEM SO I DONT WANT TO THROW THEM AWAY AND I DONT THINK I CAN RETURN THEM IF THERE ALREADY OPENED.
  1270. I personally consider cars as a medium for easy transportation. That's why my ride is small and gay. But, big cars and body building are for men with small penises anyway. ;P
  1271. i personally love cats, but i can't eat a whole one. :iconkakapoplz:
  1272. I personally wear a pair of underwear over some ears, a huge poofy tail and walk around shouting through a bullhorn "I iz a furry!" and if anyone asks if I'm insane I start screaming persecution like a little kid. /sarcasm
  1273. I pick up road kill, and colect the skulls. They make such pretty decor~
  1274. i plan on becoming the one dog that does not go to heaven
  1275. I play jazz, noise, and enough rock to look like a dumbass.
  1276. ipods spawn of the devil
  1277. ......??????????????????????? I posted this comment years ago... I was like ten...I don't even? WHy would you even reply to comment from so long ago?
  1278. I prefer muffins.
  1279. I prefer the dreams where I am a minion of Satan sent to trick people into bartering their souls away.
  1280. I preffer childrens without illness.
  1281. i promised wizard DARE i wouldn’t try any wizard coke or wizard crack but obviously i was wizard lying
  1282. i Promise I’m trying to be a good peeson
  1283. I promise I won't kill you. I'm too skinny for BBQ.
  1284. i promise to be nice as long as you promise to not accidentally set anything on fire.
  1285. I proudly bestow upon you a $10 note: Show ImagesBanknote of Bad Poetry by $inazar Don't think I've got the hang of this drawing tablet yet.
  1286. i pull into mcdonalds, i order the McHug
  1287. I put descaler around the rim, I brushed it around with a bog brush, then I flushed it.
  1288. I PUT T3h RED LINES, SHE R BLUSHING LOL
  1289. I question it some days too, then I just linger to the fridge and pick me a good sample of feces.
  1290. I quietly sing the "Punch God for Cheesecake " song while I microwave food.
  1291. I rad in the book of "Leviticus" that God told his devout followers, "Thou shall not wear thy Fursuits, for wearing thine fursuits, you are an abomination." / Seriously, where is it even hinted at in the bible?
  1292. I raise my voice to my little brother and he starts crying :facepalm:
  1293. I raise with two Gontermans and a Price.
  1294. I ran over someone and now there's a bunch of flowers where it happened. It's like, I came back to apologize, not be lavished with gifts
  1295. I reach into my bag again and walk over to your TV. Suddenly you realize what's happening. I've put on every episode of every season of Dawson's Creek.
  1296. I read about a person (in a shock video called "mr hands") who died because he attempted to have sex with a horse.
  1297. I read "blah blah liberals blah blah iphones wharglarbl"
  1298. I realized my friends and I are freaks =]
  1299. i really do love it when aliens go aaabeedaadooh
  1300. I really do not want to know about this "What bunnies are for" please don't try and scare me.
  1301. I really don't give a flying monkey fuck anymore. This comment is old, let it die.
  1302. i really dont know but if you google 'satan kissing jesus' with your safe search off there's also a pic of satan rimming jesus, just sayin'
  1303. I really find minimal wave so endlessly charming like even if the specific album/EP/demo i'm listening to is kind of boring i'm like “wowww someone really made this... so cutes”deadeyesopened1dthe inherent cuteness of the moog
  1304. i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline
  1305. I really like listening to ppls organs when I cuddle
  1306. I really need to get rid of this god damn stupid wooden puppet!
  1307. I really regret not picking up that beautiful dead raccoon in the middle of the street, but I'm pretty sure my mom wouldn't approve of me shoving a raccoon pelt inside her freezer.
  1308. I really want Gaddafi's umbrella.
  1309. I really want to eat a dog but it is forbidden in my asscountry.
  1310. i really wish i could wave a wand, and say abracadabra, and turn those damn chickens that keep breaking into my house, into the best rotisserie chicken. i really do.
  1311. I recommend BEELZEBUB! :rofl: It's about a high school guy delinquent who became the "parent" of the son of the Demon Lord. It's hilarious. :D
  1312. I remember FanFicCritic read a Beatles fanfic where some Mary Sue/Self insert gets Paul McCartney pregnant. PAUL MCCARTNEY GETTING PREGNANT! ... The doctors had to cut him up to make a womb......
  1313. I remember once my parents bought me a wiener dog, and I walked that wiener dog and I fed that wiener dog and I loved that wiener dog. Then one sad day, that wiener dog ran out and got hit by wiener dog truck. I rushed out and held the poor wiener dog in my hands and cried, "Hang on wiener dog, don't give up wiener dog," but it was too late. My wiener dog was limp and cold. Also, when I say "wiener dog," I really mean "record player."
  1314. I remember when Chevy Chase saying, 'Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still seriously dead,' was funny because it was a fucking JOKE -- but now it's on my goddamned TV 24 hours a day about this one-man circus!
  1315. I remember when i was in the : '' OMG that drawing is so kawaii ! PANCAKES lol im random '' phase ... and also i thought i was insane . i was all angry and i drew gore all the time . Terrible,terrible times...
  1316. I remember when MSCaptain posted these in FYAD. I did not want to see that feces then and I do not want to see this feces now. waaaaughlaaaughlaugh
  1317. I renember hiding under the table when seeing the loin & bear from tellitubies. That was some scary shit man!
  1318. I request an apology from the arabs for beating up their wives. It really offends me. In my culture the women are respected for their role. They didn't. End of story. I am fed up with this muslim shit.
  1319. I resonate with this so much!
  1320. I R iNsAnE in da MeMbRaiNe yo~ :icondesiremeplz: :iconinsaneplz:
  1321. irl...but hey iam a chaos magus
  1322. irl...but hey iam a chaos magus -- overheard online
  1323. IronChef Foicite: well, there's a lot of reasons IronChef Foicite: i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks IronChef Foicite: and that's if you leave them in water IronChef Foicite: and they really only exist to be pretty IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying IronChef Foicite: "my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance" IronChef Foicite: but a potato! IronChef Foicite: potatos last for fucking ever, man IronChef Foicite: in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sack IronChef Foicite: that part alone makes it a good symbol IronChef Foicite: but there's more! IronChef Foicite: there are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it! IronChef Foicite: and that's like saying "i have many ways in which I show my love for you" IronChef Foicite: and potatos may be ugly, but they're still awesome IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying "it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you"
  1324. *irradiates you*
  1325. irritable bowel syndrome
  1326. I R sorry for earthquakes , I falled out of my chair..................
  1327. I run around naked screaming, "GIVE ME CORN" backwards for about five minutes. Then I burn DivineAngel voodoo dolls and smear the ashes on my body.
  1328. I Run Over Children (IROC)
  1329. Isaac Newton gets hit in the head by a Granny Smith apple and discovers sour gravity
  1330. is a human shit considered 'nsfw'
  1331. I said HUNDREDS of thousands. HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of people die every day from car accidents, terrorism, war, murder, machinery mishaps, suicide, genocide, crime, hate, animal attacks, depression, overdose, alcohol, abortion, mental illnesses, starvation, tornadoes, hurricanes, flash floods, earthquakes, thunderstorms, blizzards, heart attacks, cancer, choking, strokes, falling off cliffs, doing stupid dangerous things, old age, guns, poison, infection, surgeries gone wrong, and just plain old violence. And this is only a small amount of ways to go!
  1332. Is Art Dead?
  1333. I sat on my floor a just kept pressing buttons so Ezio would sing for almost 10 mins before remembering i had to finish the mission.
  1334. I saw a bar and walked in. The bartender asked "Why the long face?" I said "WHAT THE HELL DO I LOOK LIKE?!?! A HORSE?!?!?" and kicked his butt. He started to flee and was caught by the jaws of death. So I drank all of his beer and passed out. -- POUPEY zine #1
  1335. i saw a guy stroking off while he was driving on the highway once. pre-rebuttals: 1. i was not looking at a mirror. 2. i was not in the car
  1336. I saw an advertisement to fight in the arena; the poster showed members of every profession, but when I went inside they kicked me out for being a robed Mage. / I'm getting in contact with false advertising agencies and discrimination authorities. / The end.
  1337. I saw one episode and it disgusted me...they had a like... 13 YEAR OLD KID wearing a diaper, and the kid used the s*** filled diaper to warm his snake up
  1338. I saw that ad too... "Coming soon". WTF does that mean? They're not telling us anything! CURSE YOU SQUARE-ENIX!!!
  1339. I say FUCK the patriarchy i want to see more women in politics!!! (once again very well put)
  1340. "I say go wolves and rip the humans apart it's there fault"
  1341. "I say go wolves and rip the humans apart it's there fault" And I suppose if wolves ripped apart your parents/grandparents/best friend you would feel the same? Since we built over the territory of the wolves, that makes it our territory now; oh and don't worry we are still by far the smarter species, I mean just think how many stupid wolves get shot by hunters every year. Stupid wolves c;
  1342. I say "I WILL RAPE YOU IN THE EYE" to random people
  1343. I say the sun will rise tomorrow :)
  1344. I say they are, just look at them. Lazy, sleepy, and boring. Dogs are much better.
  1345. I say this not unkindly, but firmly: to function as a member of a social species, you have to get comfortable with the idea that not everyone will like you
  1346. I say this with the utmost sincerity, but I hope you have the courage and space and freedom in the upcoming year to be the nasty little freak that you are. I hope you can find a place to realize that the things you think make you unlovable and disgusting are in fact very lovable and not disgusting in any way. I hope you find sincerity beyond your ability to even comprehend.
  1347. I say we tape knives to the heads of Canadian Geese at local golf courses. Then we shall know the true power a bird of that size is capable of. / ...and to be honest, I probably would die, despite their size. I'm the kind of person that stuff happens to.
  1348. I say y'all a lot and I'm from Texas. :noes: I CAN'T STOP!!! IT'S ENCODED INTO MY DNA TO SAY IT!!!
  1349. Is =Bekey sexy? I tried to find evidence, but I found nothing! :nuu: :iconevidenceplz:
  1350. Is domoes stilb ope
  1351. I see a red commie and I want him painted white
  1352. I SEE ASS!!! and its not pretty. the plumbers must be sad that kids are copying them now.
  1353. .. i see it happen on a daily basis, and i'm only 13.
  1354. I see. Right. So we're the LOONYtarians now?
  1355. I see that you have studied under the great mime philosophers. I am truly humbled and beg pardon for giving advice.
  1356. I see...the face of an idiot in a corner peeing on himself.
  1357. I see you changed your avatar again, hellion.
  1358. I sense an ad hominem fallacy, but you wouldn't know one if it bit you in the ass, would you? Same goes with wolves.
  1359. i sentance you to drink one SPILLION water.
  1360. "I sentance you to never-ending aeons of punishment and torture! You will forever wish to die!"
  1361. I sentence you to thinking about dragons for 10 billion year
  1362. *is flung around by unseen force*
  1363. Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notis.
  1364. I shaved my "hairs" and found the weapons of mass destruction
  1365. is hentai art?
  1366. is he seriously still plapping
  1367. I should be the boss at Arbys
  1368. I should have never made her eat the doo doo, She'll never come back, Everything we shared was for fuckcing nothing??? It's all over because of a little doo doo
  1369. i shouldn’t be in social situations i should be in the dark
  1370. I shouldn't go online as soon as I wake up. I was like "who is that, and how does she have such a fab name?"
  1371. I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence
  1372. i should sell this
  1373. I SHOULD SHOW THIS RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY PAST PROFESSOR, AFTER SHE YELLED AT ME! THANKS FOR THE STAMP!
  1374. I should take this to Hondurus with me, it'll come in handy. Now how do you say, "I give you five dollars, you give me good time?" :paranoid:
  1375. I showed you my [Gunk-Covered Thingy] please respond
  1376. Is, is that a Tarrasque? Tied to a hot air balloon? The world is officially over. Run while you can, IT CAN FLY NOW!
  1377. Is it considered paraphilia if someone likes to see men who wears polo shirts with nice collars... and behead them?
  1378. is it culturally appropriate to say “here comes the airplane” to your baby if you had twins
  1379. Is it disrespectful to wake 'n' bake? Like, what if you barely knew the person who died?
  1380. "I sit here now on tombs of vapor cuz some damn fool stole the toilet paper"
  1381. Is it ok to be an a**hole if you're diagnosted with mild autism?
  1382. is it possible to unsuck within two years?
  1383. Is It Wrong For My Friends To Fictitiously "Rape" Anime Characters?
  1384. islamophobia is the new black. or in his case, the new half black.
  1385. I SMELL LIKE COMPOST BUT COMPOST SMELL LIKE FALL AND FALL VERY NICE WITH PRETTY LEAVES AND PUNKIN' PIE SO YOU JUST VISUALIZE THAT AS YOU DRY HEAVE AND EVERYTHING BE OK.
  1386. I smell something.....oh there it is!!!! :iconcloseplz:
  1387. Is my work that bad?
  1388. is national geographic playboy for zoophiles?
  1389. Isn't a dude someone who can't ride a horse? :o
  1390. Isn't it annoying when boards add these damn files to the zips? Well, don't worry. This is Guido Sanchez, from the BLaH file you are about to delete, and I was just pointing that out. [...] I'd like to find out so I can skewer them using the proper utensils. I mean, it would be a shame to want to give someone an iron colonic, and you find out their asshole is bigger than you thought. And me without my spoon. Gweed. Oh yah, and call Nun-Beaters Anonymous, 708,251,5094. -- BLaH zine
  1391. ISN'T NE MIRACUL OF MAN-BIRTH BEAUTEFULLLL!?! :rose:
  1392. isn't the new thing global cooling?
  1393. .iso is short for .isopod file
  1394. I sold my cow so I could buy milk
  1395. Is Palin's folksiness appalling? The fuck sort of question is that?
  1396. Israelites are more important than Palestinians, but not as important as blond girls lost in Aruba.
  1397. Is selling fan art illegal?
  1398. "Is someone in there?" I reply, "YES, YES, OCCUPIED, YEAH, THERE'S SOMEONE IN HERE" "You okay?" "YEAH I'M FINE THANKS, HOW ARE YOU?" "....Okay." They leave.
  1399. "I stab you DEAD!" (lunges at boss with serrated combat knife)
  1400. I stay up pooping for no shitting reason
  1401. I steal images and bandwidth
  1402. ... is that a 4chan symbol on your shirt... i leik it
  1403. "Is that a weasel in your pocket, or are you just glad ta see me?"
  1404. Is that supposed to be the decomposed corpse of Rocky the Flying Squirrel in the lower left corner?
  1405. is the man fucking lion related to the woman swallowing python
  1406. is there an way i can undo a fav? i faved it and then i noticed it said and im okay with that....
  1407. Is the U.S Britain's land? Is Britain Rome's land? Therefore should the U.S be technically ruled by Rome?
  1408. is this an internet rule number? because if so, im totally going to cite it and do a wolf version of a deathmetal vocalist, just to troll them.
  1409. is this some bizzare fetish porn?
  1410. I still consider it a source of shame for humanity that Cats and Dogs made over $100m at the box office.
  1411. i still dont belive in it but if you do its cool :dummy:
  1412. I still say the unnamed chick from portals would beat both of them.... suddenly the ground is no longer their... oh knows your stuck in a loop! oh knows your flying straight up... really really really fast =)
  1413. I still think 9/11/01 is stupid
  1414. I still think it should be "five gold cock rings".
  1415. I stimulate the economy by tickling its scrotum
  1416. I stole your award, fuck...
  1417. I stood face to face with fursona once in a lucid dream it was a hell of an experience!!
  1418. i strongly encourage you to make friends with me because im a looser
  1419. I suggest two naked chicks with huge boobs making out.
  1420. I suk at drawing.
  1421. *is unable to charge my beam attack* no babe seriously this like never happens
  1422. I support fur taken from an animal who was given a long life, a chance to become active in their communities, and peacfully passed away of old age, but taking fur from an animal who was treated like trash his/her life or an animal who hasn't lived their full lifespan and was killed cruelly makes me sick. Odd question, but can I make something warm and furry out of my dog when she dies?
  1423. I support involuntary sterilization too, but in some cases it'd be more efficient just to kill them.
  1424. I support mass murder as a viable form of population control. I am completely serious.
  1425. I support the notion that adding "-gate" to a word be made into an instant internet fail. Much along the lines of Godwin's law.
  1426. I suppose "becuase he's fucking idiot" covers it then.
  1427. I sure hope the door to the tomb holding George Washington's corpse is sturdy, or there's gonna be one seriously pissed off zombie marching his way from Mount Vernon (and you know how good he is with an axe).
  1428. I swear I have never seen that dead girl....that knife with my name on it, its not mine *slips you a $100*
  1429. I swear, the Vatican must be bored out of their minds. Why can't they just drive the Popemoblie and do donuts on the parking lot to kill the time?
  1430. I swear to God, at first glance I thought this said Mother Teresa uses breast pump.
  1431. I swore to myself that if another person I worked with asked me if I had the swine flu, I'd go out, get it, and give it to them just to piss 'em off! >:3
  1432. I tagged my grandma's house. You shouldn't leave green spray paint in reach of a child who liked to draw cats...
  1433. "It ain't plugged in, you twat!" / Worse way to rob a house.
  1434. I TAKE A CLASS IN SHCOOL ON WOLFES AND I HAVE MEMORES FROM WHEN I WS A WOLF IN MY PAST LIFE SOOOO>>...... O_o
  1435. i take back what i said about furry rape fantasies
  1436. I take it Alaska-is-a-husky is your dad?
  1437. I take it 'erf' day will be really cool; you know, rave dancing, depraved, ravenous sex and stoned chicks in giant novelty bird cages e.t.c.
  1438. IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW. :nuu:
  1439. it can die
  1440. it can easily be sanitized for your hine parts to sit comfortably farting away.
  1441. it checks out but dont ever say it again
  1442. it didnt work but i did meet a lovely swamp witch that gave me a bunch of mushrooms she said would give me magic (:
  1443. it died on me
  1444. it does help the economy --------------------------------- Just my point of view
  1445. it dont even feel like june it dont even feel like any month we just floatin thru time
  1446. "I tell ya, I have to beat the women off with a stick when I'm at the clubs."
  1447. :-) I tell you, it's a conspirarcy!
  1448. I tend to not..like people. :B
  1449. I tend to write yiff when bored...
  1450. It especally annoying when a bunch of bonies all sing them off key in public every where they go!
  1451. I test products on animals in my own home. The animals (dogs in my case) survive, but sometimes it gets messy. They never conform to the shirts I put on them, and the bath water I test with is always too wet. But this has made my house a better place.
  1452. it gave you a short error message to the tune of "Out of Hunk!" (not to be confused with "out of heap") and back to the DOS prompt with ya.
  1453. it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck
  1454. it hangs low and often i step on it when climbing stairs
  1455. It has been said that if women were ever allowed into the secret "tomb" (meeting place) of Skull and Bones, the tomb would "have to be bulldozed."
  1456. It has been said that the early bird does get the worm. / Since I am not a bird, and happen to dislike the taste of worms, I have settled for a bowl of cereals.
  1457. It has long been known that... = I haven't bothered to look up the original reference.
  1458. I then protect myself with..... EXUBERANCE...
  1459. I... there... THERE ARE NO WORDS.
  1460. I think all items should cost 8 dollars. That way evrrything costs 8 dollard
  1461. I think a lot of things are ugly, spiders for example. I hate them. I hate the way they move. I hate how they have hair but no skin.
  1462. i think an electrolyte just bit me
  1463. I think at this point it should really go without saying that anyone who actually WANTS to lead this clusterfuck either has a lot of ulterior motives or is simply bat shit fucking crazy. Probably both.
  1464. I think "B" should have used the pistol on himself. *grin*
  1465. I think carpet is something you put under your feet
  1466. I think everyone is like under spells
  1467. i think god changed the channel and lost the remote he sent gabriel to find it but the remote fell into a black hole in god's couch and it could never be retrived god is also out of nachos but that's another story
  1468. I think her ass has a mind of its own, and is about to devour the one on the left.
  1469. i think he said blessed are the cheese
  1470. I think he's an alien. Not like from Canada either but real woogie boogie outer space or he might be French or possibly French Canadian.
  1471. I think he's turning into a zen riddle, the more he sticks around here, the more confusing his topics become.
  1472. I think I'd want to have regenerative powers... then I'd never get hurt or sick or die. If not then I'd go for telekenesis... nothing like moving shit with your mind.
  1473. i think if dogs could talk they would have the most racist opinions in the world, stuff that just blows normal human racism out of the water
  1474. I think if Jesus came back, it would kinda play out like the Boondocks episode where Martin Luther King comes back. / "Fuck y'all, I'm goin' to Canada!"
  1475. I think I have found proof I need a life
  1476. i think i just had a regular human experience
  1477. I think I know why people like vore. Mind controlling parasites. I'm not kidding I saw it on a documentary once.
  1478. i think im going to marry my el camino. :B
  1479. I think I'm having an irony overdose.
  1480. I think I might be a target for burglers
  1481. I think I'm Jesus
  1482. I think I'm starting to become a frustrated artist...
  1483. i think im turning furry
  1484. i think i set my house on fire halp d
  1485. I think it's all hype. / "Dear god! Where is my gun, woman?!"
  1486. I think its a rule that every head banger has to like Metallica........they fuckin rock!!! so what other bands do you like,apart from the ones in your profile :) !!!
  1487. I think it's because lesbians don't really actually exist. :nod: J/K!
  1488. i think it should be my quote besides my Hitler speech
  1489. I think it's okay to love what you do, and even celebrate that. But there's a line that gets crossed sometimes where the art goes... “unlike all of those stupid people, who just dont get it.” And it's like... hey... who are you making this for, exactly?
  1490. I think it would be easier to ship the unwanted animals to them. Don't we have a big enough immigration problem as it is? Could a starving Ethiopian distinguish between a stray dog and a family pet?
  1491. i think it would be fucking stupid to be a fat ass caterpillar and have your entire body be made out of weak points
  1492. I think it would be pure agony every time he ate!
  1493. I think I want to curl up in some place and die. Or be crucified on a giant spinning rim, that would be a fitting punishment for me for even finding humor in this.
  1494. I think Jesus is an Assfactor 4 fan, personally. :P
  1495. I think Linux is beter, but I never see or use Linux befor, and I no that Windows XP is rely rely bad. I hav Windows 95.
  1496. I think my dad is smoking pot
  1497. I think of a joke I heard recently. If IBM had designed the phone system, every time you added a new phone, everyone in the world would have to hang up. -- RAndY's RumOR RaG, Dec 1991
  1498. I think people need to stop taking HTML so seriously, but hey that's just me.
  1499. i think police should get extensive background checks so that i can hire all fo the most insane, mentally ill cops as my personal bodyguards
  1500. I think rent should be $4 a month
  1501. I think Scout Trivia is the best thing in the world ever, is what I think.
  1502. i think some of you need to eat a slice of cheesecake and listen to ambient rain noises ten hours.
  1503. I think that if you asked Shaggy what his gender was he'd say 'you're, like, livin' in a prison of your own creation, man' and then eat a huge sandwich in one bite
  1504. I think that Orly nutjob is doing it on purpose. Her pattern goes as follows. 1. Asks for donations to pursue the case. 2. Loses. 3. Asks for donations to pursue the case again.
  1505. I think that's Fred Phelps you're talking about.
  1506. I think the real question is, once the servers number 5 or more, do they form into a giant fighting robot?
  1507. I think the real question is, " WHAT IF ONE OF US HAD TO USE THE BATHROOM?!"
  1508. I think the real title is "the campaign against opposition to US domination". But I ripped that off from somewhere.
  1509. i think the thread should have been called patrick swayze's porn dungeon. Maybe not. My head hurts when i try to think about Donnie
  1510. i think the way it works is as long as the National Debt isnt paid off, every American automatically goes to Hell when they die, which Sucks
  1511. I think the whole "i dun sufr frum mai insanitee, I ENJOI EVRY MILISEKUND OF IT" meme is really stupid.  It isn't really insanity unless you DO suffer from it and it ruins your ability to function in society to the point that you can't stop yourself from committing crimes.
  1512. I think the word pity was invented with you in mind.
  1513. I think the worst 'curse' Ive said, not a curse word, an actual curse was, roughly translated, dead man disease, or dead mans head. My mom was THAT effective in keeping curse words away from me till I was 12.
  1514. I think they are related in some way :D
  1515. "I think they hypnotized me and put implants and poltergeists in my brain and had sex with me."
  1516. i think this captures the defining pathology of the collective social media psyche right now. we are in the thrall of people who are wantonly cruel but who also demand to be coddled at all times in every way
  1517. I think this forum wins the "Most Stickies" contest. :B
  1518. I think websites might just save America
  1519. I think we can test this by constantly kicking a man in the groin and asking him "if it's ok for men to cry?"
  1520. i think we could reform pangaea if we all tried hard enough
  1521. I think we need more acceptance of social programs, more boobs, more sex-ed, less discrimination and less FCC.
  1522. I think we should all go on a trip to Transylvania & go save Jonathan. Dracula can’t stop all of us.
  1523. I think we should all start doing that, and you can be welsh america and I'll be austrian-american and we'll just drive each other crazy
  1524. I think we should stop caring about the middle east and start focusing on that old crazy north korean lady who's been waving her cane at us....
  1525. I think we were all simply sneezed out of someone's nose one day. / And if you get that reference, I will personally come over to your house and do whatever you wish.
  1526. I think wolf would taste gross, but please, calm down.
  1527. I think you might be reading too much into the rubber grip. Its more comfortable to hold.
  1528. I think you proved that you have no reasoning skills. My work is done here.
  1529. I think you're on to something
  1530. I THINK YOUR WHOLE LITTLE WORLD,DOWN THERE NEEDS TO GET A LIFE AND STOP STRESSING OVER A RESTAURANT.NO ONE HAS MUCH TIME ON EARTH AND ALL YOU ARE WORRIED ABOUT IS THAT.THERE AE PEOPLE DIEING,PEOPLE KILLING,THE ONLY PROBLEM IS THE PEOPLE OF THIS DYING PLANET.WORRY ABOUT WHAT YOUR GRANDKIDS WATER SUPPLY,THE AIR THEY WILL BE BREATHING,UV RAYS THAT CAUSE CANCER,START A PETETION ABOUT THE FAILING RAIN FORESTS PEOPLE ARE CUTTIG DOWN,WORRY ABOUT SOMEONE OTHER THE YOUR LITTLE PROBLEM WORRY ABOUT THERE FUTURE IF WE HAVE ONE.
  1531. i thiunk im sexyally attracted to music
  1532. I thought I had barbecue spice on my finger but it was just blood
  1533. I thought I told you to eat feces. G'wan.
  1534. I thought it was awesome because kawaii desu mixed with more kawaii desu is super kawaii.
  1535. I thought I was about to give a damn, but it just an incredibly noxious fart.
  1536. I thought Kitchen Nightmares was about Ramsey screaming at a bunch of short order cooks until they shit themselves and passed out.
  1537. I thought people only used "immense" to mean "good" where I live.
  1538. I thought "raw doggin' it" was when you were too lazy to cook the hotdog before eating it
  1539. I thought that the title "Are socks naughty?" was cute. :lol: But I can understand your laughing at the pamphlet.
  1540. I thought the portuguese were always on strike.
  1541. I thought we were copying/pastaing the same shit everywhere?
  1542. I throw my keyboard against the wall. / I'm on my tenth keyboard.
  1543. It is 21 grams of watter, well pee. That is very old and the mistake has been corrected. As silly as dogs can't look up.
  1544. It is a conspiracy started by Satan. He put them there so people will stop believing. :cries: I wonder how many people will take this reply seriously.
  1545. IT IS AGAINST LAKE CRAIG REGULATIONS TO PRETEND TO BE A FISH IF YOU ARE A FISHER.
  1546. it is an honor 2 be in ur computer
  1547. it is an honor 2 be in ur computer
  1548. It is a shocking revelation! I NEEDS A THREAD!!! That and I'm bored.
  1549. It is a short message... We are doomed. / I approve of your shirt.
  1550. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the coffee that the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
  1551. it is foretold on the freaky slab
  1552. it is foretold on the freaky slab
  1553. It is garanteed that I WILL fail half my classes.
  1554. (it is going to get SEXXXY here!)
  1555. It is illegal to copy any of the material on these pages, and all theft will be severly punished in your afterlife as you enter our fields in Hell....
  1556. it is i, Zyrtec the allmighty,
  1557. It is not advised to try to envision this dimension for it may cause insanity, seriously.
  1558. IT IS NOT FUNNY >< *throws a grenade at a bus full of retarded senior citizens*
  1559. it is NOT speculative biology. it happened. i was there
  1560. It isn't wrong for me to shoot you in the face and then eat your brain?
  1561. It is ourageous from a woman! She's a witch! Burn her!
  1562. "It is pretty strange. I am huge empath. But this is one only serial killer, I have empathy for. I tried to find out why. And still not sure. Maybe because his SINCERETY and honestly in his interview, which is never the case with other criminals"
  1563. it is some bastard child that came about during the sex revolution after an octopus got freaky with a dog.
  1564. IT IS THE YEAR 666X. DEVIL CHAOS HAS PLUNGED THE WORLD TO DARKNESS. IN THIS HELL REALITY, HORROR MOVIES ARE KNOWN AS "REGULAR MOVIES."
  1565. It is your fetish, we know. I have a solution, go find two "emo boys" get them shit faced drunk and have them kiss each other while you get yourself off. Problem solved. -The Metrosexual
  1566. It itches and I can't scratch it.
  1567. It just exploded over Japan, :(
  1568. It'll first reach critical gay ass, and then it'll collapse back in on itself creating the Gayest Black Hole of Eternal Suckage. I fear we're doomed. :(
  1569. It makes me laugh at stupidity, yet weep for humanity.
  1570. It makes me sick to my stomach to see this happen, and it's beginning to irritate me.
  1571. It makes your dreams expand and grow, Saabasu Mansion / It makes your hopes expand and grow, Saabasu Mansion / It also makes your chest expand, expand, expand... / Wow! Saabasu Mansion!
  1572. It means that she wants to give that guy a good spanking. :iconsmackdatplz:
  1573. It means Windows died, with its tongue hanging out. / How many furries does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1574. IT MEANS YOU SHOULD CHECK THE EXPIRY DATE BEFORE PURCHASING A WEB PAGE SINCE EXPIRED WEB PAGES CAN CAUSE E. COLI AND GAIDS. IT IS FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY.
  1575. It must be a ghost!
  1576. It must be fudge flavored...........
  1577. It must be So Stinky…*dreamy sigh*
  1578. I to have been through that horror.
  1579. I told her I'm tryna eat out, so what we going to dinner for.
  1580. I told the police that I was not injured but on removing my hat I found that I had fractured my skull.
  1581. i told walmart that my aunt died once just to leave work early
  1582. I told you dead people turn into anime.
  1583. I too find it exceptionally annoying when strawmen come up to me and do strawmannish things. It's like "Hey, I didn't create you out of thin air just to annoy me! Well, I did, but stop it now!"
  1584. i took 50g of music and im starting to black out
  1585. i took a crap in 3rd grade that hurt so i climbed on the sink counter and bent over to look in the mirror to see if my butt was bleeding just before a lot of 5th grade class came in + their teacher
  1586. I took a deep breath and ascended into hell yesterday...
  1587. i took a large dump in a birds nest while he was out collecting more supplies for his nest (which is now full of shit)
  1588. I took a public speaking class in high school... someone had an excellent speech supporting animal testing XD Why do you keep making stamps that make sense? Make something ridiculous plz.
  1589. It pisses me off when people on here actually refer to eachother as artists
  1590. It probably is kind of fun to be a parent bird and find big fat bugs to put in your child’s goalpost mouth. And the more you do it the larger your baby gets, which shows your progress. Mine is reaally big, think I’m going to get a high score this time. It has a unique skin too, I’ve never even seen this one before. Has anyone gotten that one, dark brown and white belly with stripes? It’s not even in my Wrenpedia, it has to be a really special unlock
  1591. It really doesn't feel like 4 and a half years. The last five years is not real. Solar flare sped up time.
  1592. It really is badass. / "You got a D- in Geometry!? Go to your room!" / "Fine!" *shoots door violently*
  1593. it really is called DOM insertion huh…
  1594. it really pisses me off when adults sit there and drill it into kids’ heads that their youth is fleeting and tell them things like “enjoy your childhood while it lasts because this is the best it’s gonna get”. why are you telling children that adulthood is the worst thing they can experience? seriously what the fuck is wrong with you, why are you trying to make them feel like growing up is a fate worse than death? trying to convince them their life is over before it even begins? i’m tired of that shit. because tell my why my 12 year old cousin told me when she turns 30 she’ll be so depressed she’s just gonna cry all the time. what the fuck. kids don’t need to hear that their already stressful and overwhelming lives are never going to get better, that the abuse and lack of autonomy they face is apparently the highlight of their lives. they need to hear about adults who are happy to be alive and happy to have made it to their age. they need to know that growing up rules, it’s a gift and life does not have to suck for them, that they have a future that’s worth sticking around for. this rhetoric is so damaging mentally and i’m about to start hitting the adults who parrot it. i’m sorry you hate your life but you don’t get to dump your issues on these kids. don’t piss me off and leave these babies alone!
  1595. it reeks of smells in here
  1596. It represents a succesful uprising against the rule of one of the local warlords feuding in Europe at the time.
  1597. "It's 9:00am, time to go to bed."
  1598. Its a criminal record only a mother could love--or at least overlook.
  1599. It's actually extremely rare for someone to be a reincarnated animal. Even rarer for them to be one of your 'special' wolves. Most people who have been reincarnated were people in the past.
  1600. it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol
  1601. Its a fact that no ones ever been killed by a wolf in America just to let you know... Besides the fact that there are almost no wolves at all living in America. Also, the only reasons that wolfdogs have attacked people is because they chain them up and abuse them. Wolves don't kill because they think its fun, they kill to protect their pups from bears and coyotes. They are very territorial so they will attack to defend their territory. I work at a wolf sanctuary, I would know about wolves.
  1602. It's a fat woman rubbing plushies over her genitals the plushies look shellshocked.
  1603. It's a liberal communist conspiracy to take away our needlessly huge cars.
  1604. its alive
  1605. It's all an elaborate joke. The dinosaur remains were created from papier mache by the Philistines, who, despite their name, were actually quite good at art, but didn't particularly like the Christians.
  1606. its all fun and games until mom finds the nerve gas sock
  1607. It's all good in the hood. :iconhailsatanplz:
  1608. It's all over. Everything's ashes. Bobby died of AIDS, Jim O.D. d And Don is into vampirism.
  1609. “It's all water under the bridge.” “It's all poop in the toilet”
  1610. It's all well and good until your littly Fluffy or Rover gets lost and eventually picked up by the World Hunger Puppykillers. :nod:
  1611. It's already dead. You think it would be more respectful to the animal if they actually learned from it, rather than just tossing it in the garbage :|
  1612. It's also sort of embarrassing when my friends are like: BEA DO THAT THING WITH YOUR BACK And I'm like: *thrust thrust* UNF UNF And strangers stare at me like I'm crazy.
  1613. It's a myth you know That thing "A wolf, is a rudeless demon that have taste for you man flesh "
  1614. It's an astounding lack of introspection.
  1615. It's a nerdy version of the "what are you currently listening to" thread, using a plugin to get the song information.
  1616. It's an essential plz. I blame some bizare conspiracy involving cheese, aliens & reality TV!
  1617. It's An Invasion I Tells Ya
  1618. It's a rotisserie chicken that someone forgot to behead...after irradiating it to the point of mutation...and...
  1619. It's a sad fact, but as an employer, you must realize that 73% of all employees die at work.
  1620. It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
  1621. It's a status you get after kissing the admin's asses for a few years. :|
  1622. It's a tragedy, but take it up with God or Darwin or whatever.
  1623. It's a tram line that literately goes down the street and around the corner. / DOWN THE GOD DAMN STREET AND AROUND THE CORNER!
  1624. It's a washed joke. Was from the start.
  1625. It saw BAWWW in the background? Aw, I thought it was a dick.
  1626. It says, "WHO WOULD POSSIBLY TRY TO BREAK INTO A CAR THIS CRAPPY AND LEAVE A SCRATCH ON THE TRUNK?" Darwin fish hides that.
  1627. its back oh wait no it isnt yes it is wait
  1628. It's backup day today so I'm pissed off. Being the BOFH, however, does have it's advantages. I assign the tape device to null - it's so much more economical on my time as I don't have to keep getting up to change tapes every 5 minutes.
  1629. It's because YOU ARE A FAT GREASY CREULLER SHAPED SACK OF BITTER, STEAMING, ENVIOUS SHIT!
  1630. It's because you have boobs and you're a man. THAT IS NOT NORMAL.
  1631. it's been a long stressful day. pass the suicide
  1632. It's been a while since that argument happened, but he thought that apparently democracies are self-dependant.
  1633. It's been like 30,000 years since Jesus died, and there are still raging debates about homosexuality in the Bible.
  1634. It's been years since I took logic in college, so I can't recall the following; / If A = B / And C != B / Does that mean A != C?
  1635. It's below freezing outside, so, probably not.
  1636. It's called a banana hammock. :nod: Though that's maybe not for keeping warm.
  1637. It’s called brutalism
  1638. “It’s clearly fetish content” YAY!!!!!
  1639. IT'S COMINGit-hurts-to-post
  1640. It's cuz the Interwebs are all liberal rebel Democrats. :iconfuckthatshitplz:
  1641. its dripping
  1642. It seems like the major countries of the world are just stupid factories. Unfortunately you cannot recycle stupid.
  1643. It seems my mail is filled with spam, the meaty kind
  1644. It seems ... that the odds are strongly in favor of [a hollow Earth] being our actual universe.
  1645. its fucking dember.
  1646. its fucking magical isnt it?
  1647. its ghost story time
  1648. It shall be made from pure concentrated hopes and dreams encased in chocolate bunnies and held together by melted decade old peeps and capable of spewing large amounts of eye raping smut world wide in 1 nano second
  1649. It's hard to believe that he beat 100,000 other sperm.
  1650. It's hot and humid out here. Like being inside a mouth. [stares with evil intent]
  1651. It's illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while you're sitting on a curb in St. Louis / Over 2500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people
  1652. Its illegal to shoot a whale from a moving train in NJ. other things you can't do in NJ like drive and eat a ham sandwich apparently and on Sunday in Newark you need a doctor note to get ice cream
  1653. It’s just me and my stupid clit against the fucking world
  1654. its kind of fun to uninstall programs you arent using to free up space and see them all beg for their lives
  1655. its like 10 000 forks when all you need is a spoon
  1656. Its like a chocobo took a crap in my head....
  1657. It's like a crack dealer saying, "Oh, where have you been!? I've been keeping your crack safe at my house!" "GOSH! THANKS CRACK DEALER!" "NO PROB." "keychain" LMAO
  1658. It's like an exclusive club, with bouncers and everything.
  1659. It's like asking what can we do to make the water cycle work better. Not really anything. It just happens.
  1660. It's like a storm. Like a storm. It's red and black. But there's light. There's a light. It makes the fire mad! Mad! It roars! It's all black and red. All around the room. Like a storm. It's like a storm and it's got zzz-zzz-zzz heeeeeeee-bbb-b-b-b-blackness, thhheeee blackness. He's blackness. P-p-p-p. . . the black. . . the black. . . black... he . . . makes the storm. He's angry! He's angry! There's something going 'Wwwwhhhhoooooo.'"
  1661. It's like digging up Princess Di's corpse to take a big, steamy piss on it.
  1662. It's like "doot doot do do, okay crazy people.. cannibalism and- HOLYFUCKWHATISTHAT!?"
  1663. It's like driving around in a lava lamp! Far out, brother!
  1664. It's like he escaped from a highway trooper's sunglasses.
  1665. Its like killing flies with a sledge hammer.
  1666. It's like they were spawned from the lowest, darkest crevices of the internet...*shudder* because only the Internet can spew forth something that likes shit like Mpreg.
  1667. It's literally stupid how obsessed some people are with killing me dead . Ultimately however; Thanks for the laughs
  1668. "It's. . . Malachi.
  1669. its me boy the amulet speaking to you from inside your brain. leave the wizard council we dont need them!
  1670. It smelled like someone jizzed into a Frito bag and threw it in a bum.
  1671. Its mission: to get secret photographs of the United States by pointing its powerful telescopes *up*.
  1672. It's most likely fine for your class unless your teacher is zombie Rawls.
  1673. It's mother's arms? It's pretty hard for a woman to reach into the womb.
  1674. it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit
  1675. It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.
  1676. It's not a baby. It's a clump of cells. Just a clump of cells. If abortion is bad, so is exfoliating.
  1677. It's not a deity. You can't not believe in it.
  1678. It's not a hate, really. Not the passionate, well-calculated outcry against humanity that you'll see in every little rag and underground "zine." No, it's not that at all. It's a lot more intelligent. And a lot more sincere. You see, I've been thinking about the suburbs, and how much they disgust me. [...] I resent breathing the same air. I resent paying ridiculous car insurance payments because of you litigious assholes. I resent your tunnel-vision dreams of mutual funds and IRA's. -- from "Fuck Your Suburbs", Crank zine, 1994
  1679. It's not a sweating problem, it's actually mucous.
  1680. It's not autism, just a young and ignorant wolfaboo
  1681. It's not fighting it's giraffes' BDSM!!! / Giraffe1: Could you hit me around my front legs. / Giraffe2: Fine. / Giraffe1: Oh that feels so GOOOODD!!! MORE MORE MORE!!!
  1682. its not fine to kill nothing, i would not kill a ant.
  1683. It's not gay if you beat them up afterwards. :dummy:
  1684. IT'S NOT IN THE UK FOR AGES! STOP RUBBING IT IN! :p ..... i take it it was good? :)
  1685. It's not just a cartoon; It LOVES me.
  1686. Its not love, this is not movie
  1687. "Its not me, its you" / Worst thing to say at a funeral
  1688. It's not party time, it's HAPPY MEAL TIME. / Everybody! Happy Meal on me!
  1689. its not pee! pee would remain on the scalee :P hahaa i just posted those 2 lines as a comment to the thread, rather than a reply. *doh*
  1690. It's not rape unless you yell surprise hurp a derp derp
  1691. It's not really "beautifully written." I've seen fanfictions written better. The reason you think that is because she abused her poor thesaurus.
  1692. it’s not too late for a revolutionary bacteria to crawl into the wound
  1693. It so fucking sucks so much fucking suck it fucks. But it's awesome and I can't stop watching it. The movie itself is unbelievably stupid. The secret to figure out the mystery is that the name of the town, Nilbog, is "Goblin" backwards.
  1694. It's okay. I'm just link happy. :)
  1695. It's okay, ladies. There's enough man in me to pick up all of your menstrual medication at a store.
  1696. It's ok. Have a cookie *gives a brownie* / U get a high five and a cookie *high fives and bakes cookies*
  1697. It's only as gay as masturbation.
  1698. Its people like you who make me happy I don't live in america. / I don't live in america. / Well then I feel sorry for the place you live in
  1699. It's pictures like this that make me proud to bang the camera lady.
  1700. It's pretty funny how Orson Scott Card predicted things like online forums, trolls, sockpuppets and the blogosphere, but severely overestimated their importance.
  1701. It's probably only unknown to the HP's (HomoPhobics). lol!
  1702. Its society controlling the minds of the children. The subliminal messages hidden in spongebob and sesame street demands that children take only one piece of candy, and so the children obey.
  1703. Its so simple! why didnt somone think of this before??? When ever Dubya says anything... Just assume the opposite! Eg: "Sadam has WMD's" translates to "Sadam has no WMD's" Try it next time you see him speaking on the TV, it works great!
  1704. It's still alive. Why do you think the baby "kicks" every now and then? Anybody who supports abortion is living in the ghetto.
  1705. It's still cold where I live. Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas!
  1706. “It's such a male feminist fuck up that I'm aghast.”
  1707. It's their fault when someone says Wendy's for lunch, I backfire by saying McDonald's has the better french fries! / It's their fault that I am the squirrel boy!
  1708. It's the measure of what does and what doesn't piss us off. Murder? Pisses me off. Having a friendly glass of wine after dinner? Doesn't piss me off. Homosexuality? Meh, works for some, not for others.
  1709. It's the only explination for him coming back from the dead and telling him to eat the flesh and drink the blood from a man lulz I'm Christian and I approve of this awesome meme
  1710. It's the weed with ROOTS IN HELL!!!
  1711. it's thousand yard stare summer
  1712. [It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system.
  1713. Its true that in usa: every family have 3 or 4 tv? every family have 3 or 4 cars? all the youngs smoke drugs and drink alcohol since 15 or 16 years? all youngs have sex since 14 or 15 years? in every family there are a gun? bye and see you...
  1714. It sure as hell doesn't make them cRayZee jeFf FAnS lUl XD
  1715. It sure is, especially with the Nazi leaders' faces getting melted off! :lol:
  1716. it's usually the weed and/or the shrooms talking DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
  1717. It's war between the 2 cut/paste kings!!
  1718. it's "wolf" and - NO. this is why the voting age should be 25.
  1719. It takes a special kind of crazy to make an otherwise normal-looking human being choose to operate a bulletin board system.
  1720. It took practice but I finally felt that I had it down after several tries, one crying spell, and the Rocky theme playing in the background.
  1721. ITT we make some custom user titles.
  1722. i, turdghoul fuckass, swear to uphold the constitution of the united states of america, so help me Piss. ok sorry, now let me do it for real
  1723. It was a clitorical question
  1724. It was actually Mother Theresa who took down God when she stopped believing in him. / The Piggly Wiggly pig ate Aunt Jemima.
  1725. It was like ecstasy his breath in my ear as he humped my padded rear end. Then he pulled my diaper back and shot his load then peed for ever
  1726. It wasn't "Anonymous", the legion stamp was there but it was organised outside of 4chan. Besides, that legion stuff makes most people there cringe, it's even worse than taking pictures of your super cool guy fawkes mask.
  1727. It was sick what they did. It was sick. They hurt it so. I don't care if it was dead. It still could hurt. Oh, the poor little thing. Why didn't they do that to me? Why didn't they? Not a baby! Not another baby! They just threw it on the fire, just like it was nothing but a piece of wood.
  1728. ......it was the pinesol lady, who's really a man in disguise......
  1729. It was this "multi award winning" game in the 1990s. It was really shitty wolf3d clone. The joke being that all these "awards" it won were ones the author made up.
  1730. It was to prevent masturbation, which was then regarded as a serious mental health issue. No, really.
  1731. It was used and cheap. :cries: I'm a chevy guy myself.
  1732. it won't be the syphilis that kills him, it'll be my unholy wrath.
  1733. It won't leave me alone. / It calls to me. / I can solve in 2 minutes and 15 seconds. Yet I am not satisfied. / It's Rubik's Cube.
  1734. IT WORX EVN BETR IF YOU USE YO-BOY SLANG OR FUGGIT HOW TO SPULL THENGS RITE.
  1735. it would be fucked up if the united states was real
  1736. it would obviously just come to say hi. i love wolves and they love me too. :3
  1737. I typed in something like "dfjss" as dummy text for showing something about Google to a friend, and when I clicked "Images", there was a aguy showing his butt with a fir branch in it. :|
  1738. I understand everything. I am 12 years old
  1739. I used the mind bondage spell on my father. He was trying to stop me from playing D&D.
  1740. I used to do this but I basically killed every wolf in my area. Too bad, they taste awesome.
  1741. I used to get the shit beaten out of me by mantis shrimp in second grade
  1742. I used to like it. And I spank myself everyday with a dead trout because of it.
  1743. I used to think that if you went to the toilet when there was cleaner in it, it would explode and your bum would set on fire, because the cleaner bottle said flammable.
  1744. I use to play flyff, like any MMORPG it began to consume my soul, I had to hire a priest to exorcise the evil that it brought into my house.
  1745. I usually respond with "Thank you" or "Have a nice day" Being polite to someone who is pissed off is hilarious. It just makes them more frustrated.
  1746. iv always wanted to try sake, apparently it tastes like chicken
  1747. ive accepted that i will have to reincarnate into shitty microorganisms like 50 quadrillion times before i become something cool like an ant
  1748. I've a chain gun aimed at this poor dead horse.
  1749. I've always wanted to scream "JOIN A DAMNED MAIN-STREAM RELIGION!!!" at some 'Wiccans' and 'pagans', Not the actual ones, just the annoying teens that say they are. It be funny
  1750. I've always wanted to try a wolf burger :3
  1751. I'VE BEEN A GODZILLA FAN SINCE I WAS MOTHERFUCKING SEVEN. THAT'S NOT A MOTHERFUCKERING GHODZILLA RIGHTGH TERE.
  1752. I've been blocked by a man in his 30s after frequrntly replying to his posts.
  1753. I've been calling him spider but you can name him again if you want.
  1754. ive been informed that the breaking wheel, gibbet, etc are actually 'solar punk', and possibly even Leftist
  1755. Ive been laughing my dick off...and YES...Im going to try this..
  1756. I've been melting dogs down to make this thing called dog metal
  1757. ive been raising my hell mastery quotient with faerie blood &amp; jazz musick to prepare for the town hall thugs coming to collect my leaf waste
  1758. I've been told the pet play cannot contain talk of euthanasia
  1759. I've been using the word "boring" a lot lately. This will be no exception.
  1760. I’ve blocked people for being pregnant I never gave a fuck
  1761. I've decided that taping crackpipes to my motorcycle would be tantamount to appeasement.
  1762. I've dedicated my life to linguini.
  1763. I've eaten raw squid too. It's creamy, isn't it??
  1764. I've got an idea! Let's inhale raw sewage!
  1765. I've got a similar story, only it's a brother and a fork. A steak knife sounds a lot more painful, though. She stabbed you because you wanted to go to the store with her? I got it for taking some mac and cheese:wtf:
  1766. ive got my 2 spiritual guies and my soulmate with me alrdy. and im only 21!
  1767. i've never heard of not camping while on your period but i can see why people would say not to. / you don't even need a pie on the windowcill.
  1768. ive not understood shows like "buying alaska" those yuppies would lose their minds in the real world
  1769. I've pretty much gotten sick of random sidequests that don't really have anything to do with the plot. I mean, I'm supposed to be saving the world; I don't have time to save some old lady's cat!
  1770. I've seen enough of your stamps, and I've got just one thing on my mind. Who pissed on your cheerios?
  1771. "i've seen toothless old people eat faster then you!"
  1772. I’ve seen you people thirst after men I wouldn’t even feed to my creature
  1773. I've shown it's possible to be a dumb cross eyed cocksucker while also maintaining a rock and roll attitude
  1774. *I've used up all my sick days...so I'm calling in dead
  1775. I've watched SEVERAL DOCUMENTARIES on them. Stop your stupid posturing. I'm not impressed.
  1776. I've yet to hear of a bear who decorates his den with trophies.
  1777. iv jst been redin bout how sum1 sed emo hair was shit... well it's soooooooooo ace. The whole hair over 1 eye luks amazin!
  1778. i vomited and used the vomit as lube to fap furiously to this pick......because i like it.
  1779. I voted for the apocalypse
  1780. Iv seen Istas! My god is he beautiful! When I was there he was a yearling and jumped all over me xD fun times.
  1781. ivy: A man named William Reed's last living testament says that he is going to read his own will ivy: Will Reed's will will read: "Will Reed will read Will Reed's will".
  1782. i waiunt pizza delicious cheesy pizza.
  1783. I walk on the balls of my feet
  1784. I WALK WITH MY PANTS HALFWAY DOWN M ASS BECAUSE IT'S WHAT THE COOL KIDS DO. I MAY BE GETTIN OLD BUT I'M STILL HIP, R-DIDDY. / ;[
  1785. i wanna be friends with everyone here who isn't my enemy.
  1786. i wanna fart so loudly and deeply that i can’t hear my own moans over the sound
  1787. I wanna punch him in the fucking mouth
  1788. I wanna "Ride the Slut" T-shirt.
  1789. I wanna switch places with torture-device for one day
  1790. I want a bumper sticker with that.
  1791. I WANT A GENETICALLY ENGINEERED GIANT SIZE VERSION OF THAT THING. AND A CUSTOM SADDLE. NOW
  1792. I want automatic shotguns and flamethrower upgrades:P
  1793. I want drugs, but i dont know where to get them :(
  1794. I wanted to cooperate, but instinctively, I tried to defend myself by shooting laser beams out of my eyes.
  1795. I wanted to make a Mudkip joke, e.g. "I like Mudkips. High protein, low carbs..."
  1796. I want everyone who reads this message to insult, berate, chastise and otherwise put me down as they have never put down anyone in their life!
  1797. I want his kickin' fez fro! I bet when he takes it off, he looks like the bastard child of Cheech Marin and Bozo the Clown!
  1798. I want it back (virginity)
  1799. I want my site to look like boiling alley
  1800. i want my sunday morning flamewar
  1801. I want one, just so i can be like "Hey man I heard you got a pet snake, well I got a two foot long centipede."
  1802. I want the first post! :shakefist:
  1803. I want this to be Loud and Clear
  1804. I want to add though: "Want some wood?" That was the line that won my heart in 2004.
  1805. I want to be a black man when I grow up!
  1806. i want to be ejected into space and drag at least 2 more people with me on my way out
  1807. I want to do a ritual for samhain , im thinking of doing some tarot, any more ideas? this will be my ffirst sabth i will proform a ritual and i want it to be speacial, shud i call certain dark/underworld lord and lady?
  1808. I want to feel the love of Jesus Christ all over my face. That's why.
  1809. I want to fuck an extraterrestrial.
  1810. I want to fuck a skanky Republican chick - m4w
  1811. i want to get a rachel ray terrorist scarf
  1812. "I want to get pregnant and have an abortion just to see what it's like"
  1813. i want to go out as a hideous glowing japanese thing
  1814. I want to hate f*ck a Bush lovin, red flag bearin Republican
  1815. I want to incite discussion about Jessica Alba's shower routines. But I'm not sure that's for the political forum.
  1816. I Want To Live in my pants
  1817. I want to live there! D: why did I have to get stuck with the US? I probably would fit in better in Japan anyways (even though I am full American genetics-wise.)
  1818. I want to make my totem/fursona/animal is a Johnsons carpet beetle XD
  1819. I want to party fucking hard and eat a DQ cake.
  1820. I want to puke in my mouth now. :<
  1821. I want to spend more time with my blender.
  1822. I want to start off this post with saying how saddened I was to learn of the bombing at the Bostin Marathon
  1823. i want to steal every single neuran connection and signal from his brain and put it in mine
  1824. I want to take all of the teenage mutant ninja turtles and beat them into a green and red paste. im tired of those stupid fucking things. fuck the 80s. Master Ratso or whatever his name is can stay though im chill with him
  1825. I want VT to secede and join Canada.
  1826. i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes
  1827. i was actually born as a CD but a wizard turned me into a human to teach me a lesson
  1828. I was a Male Prositute on a Women's Expedition. The leader said we should rotate tents for greater team unity. Some mornings I wake up and there would be a piece of chocolate or some other goodie in my boot. Finally one of the women slipped up as I was coming into the dinner tent. She didn't see me and was asking the group, "Who wants the stud tonight?". The truth finally hit home, I earned my keep by serving their needs. I felt so cheap. So used.
  1829. i was a stupid peda freak back then till i realized that its BULLSHIT
  1830. I Was A Teen Prog Addict
  1831. "...,I was at home washing my teeth with soap and brushing my hands with toothpaste." LOL!!!
  1832. I was backing my car out of the driveway in the usual manner when it was struck by the other car in the same place it had been struck several times before.
  1833. I was beginning to think you guys were going to let the thread die. :aww:
  1834. I was being sarcastic, honey. In case you didn't guess, I can't actually turn into a dragon. I just have the magical ability to not be attracted to people's genitalia.
  1835. I was blown to a smithereen, just the one
  1836. I was born at LSD Dream Emulator hospital
  1837. i was born in the downloads folder all alone with only a readme file to my name
  1838. I was doing like an advanced kind of joke where it isnt funny
  1839. I was going to make a joke about censor-ships hunting for pirates on the world wide seas, but you already did that. :(
  1840. I was going to reply to this in a serious manner but then I figured that a person who write this many question marks twice, would not be worth wasting my wast intellect on.
  1841. I was gonna write a lengthy reply when I saw you call yourself Dalek. There's only one aspect in which a person can relate to a Dalek - being full of anger and hate.
  1842. I was having a good day. We were all having a good day.
  1843. I was holding a can of soft drink at the time which exploded all over me as I fell over. This was fine except for the fact that someone was walking behind me and saw the whole incident. :|
  1844. I was in 3rd grade... I then went in the other room and watched cartoons. No fucks were given that day. I'm still an asshole like that.
  1845. I was in the fucking bathroom when the chandelier fell though!!!! stupid me............
  1846. I was just described as someone who likes “torture visuals”
  1847. I was just earing my morning Cereal. Until I saw it was actually teeth and the milk was blood
  1848. I was like "I FOUGHT MY WAY THROUGH DUNGEONNING HELL, AND BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF YOUR BODYGUARD TAKING 8 TRIES TO WIN, AND YOU'RE THE BOSS?"
  1849. I was like, "mein gott, they're gone! Time to party!" then they returned, I cried, and am still heartbroken. :(
  1850. I was literally sitting like this with my guns
  1851. I was originally hiding behind your shower curtain to murder you but after listening to you grunt and fart and blast the potty for 10 minutes I think I'm just going to go home
  1852. I was Ozone from "Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo." No, really.
  1853. I was probably seen as a complete idiot. / Did I care? Nah.
  1854. I was punched in kidney once (unintentional blow, so it was way harder then it should have been) which caused it to swell and infect my urinary tract. Of course, the doctor and my mother thought I was off having wild sex with disease ridden hookers.
  1855. I was raised to be very polite. For example, when I accidentally belch in public, I always make certain to say, "Man, now THAT was loud! "
  1856. I was referring to a life of federal approved ass raping.
  1857. I was scrolling through the threads on deviants and mis-read a title as "feel my penis"
  1858. I was suicidal so it is your duty to have sex with me
  1859. I was supposed to grease it?
  1860. I was suppose to get married last April to a girl I had been with for over a year...IT DIDNT WORK OUT!!!
  1861. i was talking about your mom. "your mom" is a pretty universal burn but i think it's losing its charm.
  1862. i was the first to ever do it (jack ooff)
  1863. I was there when JB Pritzker gave birth to The Bean
  1864. I was told by my last girlfriend I wasn't ugly(I guess that means that I'm not good looking either)
  1865. I was working at Homey Airport when it happened, but of course I can't disclose what we did on that day.
  1866. I watched Ong-Bak twice and can now kill people with my little finger while jumping over a fence in slow motion.
  1867. I watched them cut the uterus out of my dog, it was awesome :)
  1868. i wear my headphones all day to listen to my frequency that keeps me docile
  1869. I well sell a kidney, for the right price...
  1870. I went ahead and bid for that rare cymbal. did I also mention I don't know a THING about cymbals? hehehe :p
  1871. I will always try something new and exciting as long as its legal and I won’t end up in jail .
  1872. i will fry you in butter, garlic, and herbs
  1873. I will grow a beard immediately. I don't want to be the one responsible for ruining our reputation.
  1874. I will kill you in the name of Jesus no I kill you in the name of jesus, jesus is a prophet in our religion really??? is he? jesus is...? ok i will kill you for your dark skin for jesus was a white man from Oxford
  1875. I will not eat a whole roasted baby but i might if you put it in a hot dog
  1876. I will somehow get in your house and brutally murder you. Of course. / Not my fault, blame the Internet because i've been on it for way too long.
  1877. I will use it to humiliate everyone on my school by putting dog shit on their asses!
  1878. I wish all those dickheads that bullied me in high school could see how much Internet ass I get now.
  1879. I wish for a magic nuclear bomb to kill the Genie. Those motherfuckers keep stealing my shit. In fact, I have a Genie eyeball from one that tried to steal a pencil.
  1880. I wish I could breath shit
  1881. I wish I could get some attention - for once.
  1882. I wish I could hate you to death then loot your shriveled corpse.
  1883. I wish I could liveblog surgery
  1884. i wish i had a floating evil skull to follow me around and when we went to the grocery store she would say something like my liege we must purchase the strawberry cream cheese for the coming days and i would be like oh fuck youre so right and put it in my cart and then we would walk down the next aisle together our beautiful life
  1885. I wish I had a girlfriend. Oh wait, I do!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA :stare:
  1886. I wish I knew a wizard who hated me so I could blame all my problems on the wizard
  1887. I wish. New plan : Please donate to =Prince-Charles "Free Love" island fund. With just a few million dollars, we can have our own island paradisio and have lots of sex and enjoy interestingly shaped native fruit.
  1888. I wish nobody had any weapons. That'd be sweet. We'd have to use everyday objects in war.
  1889. I wish there was a stamp for hating the haters
  1890. I wish u could comprehend what is like to be desired by a fat man
  1891. I wish wizards were real so bad imagine coming out of a wal mart and seeing some guy with long robes and a big hat in the parking lot surrounded by wacky particle effects screaming some shit like “By the moon and the starlight, by the shield and the sword, I summon to me, my Honda Accord!” And then just getting into his car and driving off
  1892. i wish wolves would kill more people. more human deaths at the teeth/claws of animals in general would be nice XD / They could always start with you :3
  1893. i wish you could laugh react eBay listings. that's not worth $250. you fucking asshole. lmao
  1894. I woke up 50 years in the future. I thought to myself (how did this happen?) I walked outside and I saw a big fat floating butt. It had a brain wedged in between the cheeks and a mouth in the lower parts. I said "HEY CHEEK FACE! WHERES THE POOP!" he said "HEY HUMAN FACE! WHERES THE SPITTLE!!" I started beating on him. Seeing as he had no arms.. not much he could do. -- POUPEY zine #1
  1895. i woke up one afternoon to discover my body was transformed into that of a pig. though it was shocking, my family loved me despite this, and fed me lots of yummy slop. I lost pieces of my humanity with every day that passed, and I began to lose my sense of shame as well. This resulted in me often shitting where I stood, and blatantly going into erstrus when the time came. My parents, still believing me to be a real person, and not swine, were disgusted, and ashamed, and scolded me any time I "misbehaved". Until the day came along, one day, when my mother looked deep into my eyes and could not find a single trace of the human soul within them. I saw her turn around to the other room and heard her sobbing, though it elicited no response from me. Heartbroken, she had a conference with the rest of my family, and they decided to spare themselves the pain of having to look at me, and sell me to the Farmer as a meat pig. I went with him peacefully, aware of my fate, but not caring. The farmer did not know that I used to be human, so after I became fit to slaughter, maybe even substantially larger beyond that, he did so without ceremony. I was butchered as part of a special order, with my entire carcass shaved and washed, organs washed and placed back within, and sold to one man, who paid a hefty price. He brought me to his house after a long time spent in a, somewhat dingy ice chest in the back of his pickup truck, dragged inside, and cooked me in a large oven. My meat looked tender on the inside, yet was perfectly browned and crisp on the outside. Potatos and other starchy vegetables were cooked in the same pan, with a good amount of butter, as my body, the fat that was rendered and dripped off of me treating them well. When I was done cooking, instead of dressing me up, and putting me on a table, he put me and the cooking dish on the floor. This made me curious. I figured that he would be eating me, or a group of people, but thinking back on it, I heard no other humans than him this whole time, nor any footsteps. He whistled and called, and after some time an extremely large pig slowly slid itself along the floor into view. When it reached me, it didnt hesitate to begin eating as fast as it could. The man looked on. After about 15 minutes, the other pig had eaten all of me, even my bones, the vegetables, and drank all the remaining fluids from the pan, and my conscious had reawoken inside of its mind, all my memories intact, seeing things from its perspective, though I couldnt control its actions, and it's inner thoughts weren't aware of my presence. I felt my share of the pleasure that comes from eating ones own kind, and the pig sluggishly both in speed and manner made its way back to its pen, and fell asleep. I did too
  1896. I woke up speaking Latin and had two leg nuggets as smooth as silk.
  1897. I wonder how many elves I've killed every morning. I must have bin killing the little fuckers making that, god awful beeping noise. I should rally wipe that shelf down it must be packed with invisible elven caucuses and gore by now.
  1898. I wonder how many shirts he owns with the Anarchy symbol on them.
  1899. I wonder if someone will be low enought to make "thanks for giving my art hits!!" kind of flood>_<
  1900. I wonder if tattoos are the woman's version of "midlife crisis". My aunt got one a few years back.
  1901. I wonder if the two penes are the same size. I doubt it.
  1902. I wonder if TSA has "standards" like the NYPD: An IQ limit of around 105, because anything over that is considered too smart and likely to disobey orders. (Maybe this agent was too smart for his own good! That must be it!)
  1903. I wonder what does PETA actually stands for people who didn't know yet... Kid: People Eating The Animals?
  1904. I wonder whether I should make a forum thread title, problems you feel your country doesn't have.
  1905. I wonder why people I hardly know ask me to trust them on deciding whether or not my ass is going to hell. :disbelief: Its like saying... HEY STRANGER, I am going to shoot this gun at you. Trust me the bullet will miss. :)
  1906. I wonder why they call you Dodge... are you dodgey? Do you like the Dodgers? / *gets smacked by the bad pun monster*
  1907. I won't be living off of scraps like you assholes.
  1908. I won't say shit until i see a ghost for myself. / Until then, OH LOOK, A CROSSDRESSING PHANTOM!!
  1909. I wore a T-shrit to school saying "Diamonds are a girls best friend, but my dick is a really close second"
  1910. I wore this authentic electric blue denim leisure suit that I picked up for $5 years ago. I had a pocket watch and everything
  1911. I work at a grocery in the deli cutting meat, people will come up to me and ask "Hi, can you tell me where the deli is?" :no: or "Oh so you guys are open 24/7 huh? So what time do you close then?" :iconfacepalmplz:
  1912. I would apply but sadly committing suicide is illegal in the states
  1913. I would be able to buy a pack of 20 marijuana cigarettes for 7 bucks and kick my tobacco smoking habit. What is wrong with that? I asked a question... What... is wrong... with that?
  1914. I would be a man, but if my phantom penis were real, I would faint upon each and every erection. :faint:
  1915. I would cast Summon FA Forum Members +9 and let them do all the hacking and chopping and shooting and Humungusing.
  1916. I would describe brutalism as “skeletal in philosophy”
  1917. I would go hunting in it. Some other hunter would be like "holy shit! theres a hyena in a tree with a gun!"
  1918. I would go to SeaWorld and shake my seal butt in front of the orca tank. Then I'd go back to where I live, head to the Mystic Aquarium and confuse the hell out of the pinnipeds there. / Basically tease large predators...then go sell balloons to children.
  1919. I would go to the park and run around saying "I'M STREAKING!!" / And I would go everywhere in it, like mc.donalds and collect responses.
  1920. I would have been a very different person had icky not sacrificed his classmate to the Devil, two blocks away from my house in 1984
  1921. i would have been utterly legendary on something awful
  1922. I would hit myself, I want soma dat ass!
  1923. I would kill one right in front of a wolf lover.
  1924. I would like a belgian organ in me :blush:
  1925. i would love to force a man and a dolphin to fight to the death in a big aquarium, but i acknowledge that it is a bit of a "Legal gray area"
  1926. i would love to have a proof that you have a brain in your head,no one saw it,so no one knows that you actually have one,right?
  1927. I would love to move to Canada and live out in the wilds. But I'd need a bit lottery win for that.
  1928. I would love to visit some innocent happy gnome village and just start stompin
  1929. I would never eat a horse [blank space for several lines] Because I've eaten it before and I think it tastes terrible
  1930. I would not have married Dan Quayle had I not thought he was an equal to me. -- Marilyn Quayle
  1931. I wouldn't be surprised if there was a vampiric blue alien hybrid out there somewhere.
  1932. I wouldn't eat a dog, they eat poop, I personally think that would give them a bad flavor
  1933. I wouldn't freak out much if the baby was 5 days old out of the womb, either. To be honest, I don't really care if any babies are killed.
  1934. I wouldn't kick you out of my bed for sucking my cock.
  1935. I wouldn't notice. All I know is Paris has a sex tape.
  1936. I would pick up any dead animal from anywhere and keep it. I have a bird beak from when a cat killed a sparrow on my doorstep.
  1937. I would say, " Hola, que tengo gusta tacos mas que human?" ( my Spanish sucks so...) and hopefully while they'e in my kitchen, the cops come in and deport their asses.
  1938. I would soooo burn my house down with that... / (Im not responsible with things that can cause mass destruction)
  1939. I would spontaneously agree, but being wealthy doesn't necessarily make you happy. Been there, done that. $60,000/year don't buy you no spiritual fulfillment. Only distractions. Still, those emo kids we're talking about here, probably really don't have any real problems, instead they invent some to have some drama in their baaaaaaaw-ring lives. When I hear a 13-year-old complain that school is evil and she's not OMG Japanese, and daddy won't let her go clubbing till 2am so she must cut herself, I'm like, okay, my only child ever got flushed down the loo 7 months preemie, so I guess you do have the greater problems. ...tumbleweed...
  1940. I would tie a bunch of referees and umpires around me like a protective shield. Everyone knows zombies want brains and they don't have any!
  1941. i would've cannonballed the fuck out of the mayflower if i came across it back in the day
  1942. I would vote for Stalin, but secretly support Lenin's coup. How 'bout that?
  1943. I would vote for the puppet masters.
  1944. I would wait for the humans to feed me and ill bite off their hands and run my little alligator self out the cage while no one is looking, then i would free the other animals and we would take over the world, one zoo at a time. Bwahaha!! :twisted:
  1945. <Ixnorp[Regenerating]> I think I've found an excellent unit of size measurement. It's the 'I could kill you and hide your body in it' unit. People usually become very quiet after you say, "yea, I could kill you and 3 other people and hide the bodies in this"
  1946. i yelled "SQUIRREL!!!" while in my bare feet walking a rlly hyper dog, i was literally dragged down teh hill with no shoes yelling my head off in pain. ayup
  1947. iz u so anti abortion cause u urself were aborted? ilu ali g ;_;