Sack of incandescent bulbs, in your face, GOVERNMENT
saddam hiding spot themed 69ing
saddest story in four words: lost ogre no reward
saiyanz01: depend
saiyanz01: ok you confuse me now
saiyanz01: well i want to cum your sexy vagina and boob
salt the earth with the blood of the moderators, meanwhile leave the bad coding team intact. great job!!
salu motherfucking tations
SAMANTHA, PIG ROASTS TURN ME ON TOO! SO DON'T FEEL ALONE!! JUST THE THOUGHT OF A POOR HELPLESS PIG BEING ROASTED AND EATEN BY GROUPS OF PEOPLE,ESPECIALLY FEMALES, I FIND QUITE EROTIC! I BELIEVE I'VE HEARD IT TO BE A CONTROL FETISH OF THE HIGHEST DEGREE! I'M NOT SURE WHAT EXACTLY YOU'RE FEELING WHILE YOU'RE AT THE ACTUAL ROAST,BUT FOR ME I IMAGINE MYSELF BEING THE PIG AND BEING AWARE OF EVERYTHING THATS GOING ON WITH HIM! I EVEN IMAGINE THE DIGESTION AND ULTIMATE ELIMINATION! THE FACT THAT HE DOESN'T EXIST ANYMORE IS A REAL TURN-ON FOR ME! HOPE THIS HELPS YOU OUT SOME! I EXPECT MORE PEOPLE HAVE THE SAME SORT OF FEELING AS US AND ARE NOT ADMITTING THEM! ANDY
Samba? LET'S SAMBA EVERY BODY! /breaks into dance with maracas
ARRRRRRRRIIIIIBA!!!
same thing happened 2 me i just transferred the water to an empty gatorade bottle and i just drop some cracker crumbs in there every once and a while and the bacteria love it. i have heard it refer to me by name before
<samsim> I heard about this guy who broke into a lion's den at the zoo
<samsim> and got mauled
<samsim> and people were talking about how there should have been better defences put up to prevent people getting into the cage
<samsim> a friend of mine suggested setting up some kind of deterrent
<samsim> for example, putting some sort of fierce animal in the cage, which would attack anybody who climbed in
Sam Walden, you ignorant slut.
*sandwich voice* the world is vast and beautiful and i have a sandwich
Sanjay is a stupid penis shaped boy who is an insult to Indians, while Craig is an ugly penis shaped snake who needs to STFU.
Santa Claus versus the Martians :twisted:
SapphiresFlame: now it's the right time to tell you: Go to hell
DeMyXrOcKz: Thanks for referring me. I hear it's a nice place.
SapphiresFlame: you hear bullshit.. and you know what's bullshit too? you are
Sarah Palin has now become an official contributor to Fox News. This I think, tells you all you need to know about Palin and all you need to know about Fox noise.
sarma_kvb_india: brb.....
satanxjesus / well crust / SatanxGod :B
<@Sauce> american kids know how to strafe
<saunafrend> damn it, walmart doesnt advertise their shotguns on their website.
<Sauron> nazis steal everything from other cultures
<Sauron> swastica = stolen, salute = stolen, skinhead name = stolen
<Sauron> nazi banners = stolen
<Sauron> nazi eagle = stolen
<r3q> world domination = priceless
<Sauron> lol
save me, rice mixed with some bullshit
Save the Bahais! Start a war with Iran!
saw a anti semitic ufo https://t.co/eAmqUTH8OZ
saw a gorgeous butterfly.. .Wonder whether it had anything to do with some other really far away shit
saw it / it was dope as fuck you should all go see it / it's got explosions and slow-motion and like a million people get crushed by the robots
<saxxonpike> in the restroom in a walmart once, i shouted really loudly "DAMN THIS WATERS COLD" and i heard a plop in the next stall and he said "yeah, it's cold over here too"
Say, "Are you sure this is Pizza Place?" When they say yes, say, "Well, so is this! You've got some explaining to do!" When they finally offer proof that it is, in fact, Pizza Place, start to cry and ask, "Do you know what it's like to be lied to?"
Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
Say ho. Say it again. Say it one more time. How did i trick you? Oh, i tricked you into sounding like Santa!!!!
saying that john kerry is a gigolo is redundant, he's a democrat
Say it's your anniversary and you'd appreciate if the deliverer hid behind some furniture waiting for your spouse to arrive so you can surprise him/her.
Say, just for example, we were to be invaded by China. They've got a real big army. God Himself would descend and wield His might should we risk falling to the Communist threat?
Say, "Kssssssssssssssht" rather loudly into the phone. Ask if they felt that.
Says the one with the cat avatar Dogs are great I love dogs
Says you? The man who agrees with the man of the men of the mocking order of pigeon feces?
Say you'll be able to pay for this when the movie people call back.
scallion is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
"Scary" is the macintosh Bomb, which was rumored to make neophytes assume their computer was going to explode.
scary stuff dont look lest you be intimidated
<Sceleratus_Angelus> definition of canada = beer, hockey, bum, aboot
<n3o> definition of USA: mcdonalds, war
SCIENCE! ENERGY! SCIENCE ENERGY! ELECTROLITES! TURBOLITES! POWERLITES! MORE LIGHTS THAN YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR!
Science has dolphins. Religion has naked people. Dolphins>Naked people / naked people > dolphins
Science...? I need to know some ways to change the viscosity of a liquid. I already have temperature, which is an obvious one. There are no sites that help me and I need more then one way. Please help! iron handrails potomac wrought iron gate Washington DC custom ironwork Rockville
Science is a religion as well made out of trials and human errors and people wearing white are considered gods, the most popular ones being some Science Guy on TV and Black Science Man.
My favorite gods were Mengel and Niels Bohr, the latter helped created the kick-ass atomic bombs.
Science is stupid waste of time! Science kills people! POINT PROVEN! So stuff science up those mad old boffens asses and take a look at the rainbow every once in a while instead of at a microscope
scientists are hard at work exploring each others bodies
scientists create speedy gonzales
SCIENTISTS DISCOVER NEW ELEMENT!
The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by university physical chemists. The element, tentatively named Administratium, has no protons or electrons and thus has an atomic number of 0. However, it does have one neutron, 15 assistant neutrons, 70 vice neutrons, and 161 assistant vice neutrons. this gives it an atomic mass of 247. These 247 priticles are held together in a nucleus by a force that involves the continuous exchange of meson-like particles called morons.
Since it has no electrons, Administratium is inert. However, it can be detected chemically as it impedes every reaction it comes into contact with. According to the discoverers, a minute amount of Administratium added to one reaction caused it to take over four days to complete. Without Administratium, the reaction ordinarily occured in less than one second.
Administratium has a normal half-life of approximately three years, at which time it does not acutally decay but instead undergoes reorganization in which assistant neutrons, and assistant vice neutrons exchange places. Studies seem to show that the atomic mass actually increases after each reorganization.
Research indicates that Administratium occurs naturally in the atmosphere. It tends to concentrate in certain locations such as government agencies, large corporations, and universities. It can usually be found in the newest, best-appointed and best-maintained buildings.
Scientists warn that Administratium is known to be toxic, and recommend plenty of fluids and rest after even low levels of exposure.
Scientists now estimate up to 60% of people are "totally evil"
<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.
scissoring sisters :rofl:
scooby doo tf
Scott of The Antarctic: Fuck, is this COLD !!!!!
scrappy doo has been found dead in miami
*scratches his head* Santa must been a little smoked up... I was expecting a heavy duty bulletproof vest, a machete and a pair of Glocks. Not that thing! / Where is my baseball bat?
Scratch says he approves if we do the stripes with whipped cream / :/ / Can;t think why / that'll wash right off / I don;t think he's thought this through clearly / Silly Raccoon / ... / ... / OOOOOOOH! / Right / Got it ;)
screams and runs from a spider teh size of a flea / Really? A WOODLOUSE? / Iv'e seen kids freak out at GOLDFISH.
SCREEECH, NERD SOUNDS, COMPUTER JOKE, CUSSING, HAVE YOU EVER, DONT YOU HATE, BLAH BLAH BLAH YOU SUCK YOU SUCK THATS MY 2 SENSE
screentoned like a beast
Screw Japan, what about me?
Screw medicine... Weed is fun!
Screw you. I'm going fursuit for a funeral and I will have noise makers of all kinds and a big "We're #1" foam finger.
SCREW YOU!!!!! IT WAS THE FIST RELIGION EVER FOUNDED NOT CHRISTIANITY!!
<ScumDog> I think the coathangers might have something to do with all those, ahem, "random" miscarriages
<shin_k> scum : THAT'S JUST STRAWBERRY JAM ON THE COAT HANGER, REALLY!
scythes and detail
<sd> I was once trying to explain to an exec why his account would never be absolutely secure.
<sd> Me: "If somebody wants your account information badly enough, he's going to get it. He doesn't have to hack the system, he can just get it from you."
<sd> Exec: "That's crazy, I'd never give anyone my password."
<sd> Me: "Imagine you come home and find someone's broken in. He's got a gun to your daughter's head, and he tells you he's going to shoot in ten seconds if you don't give him your password. What would you do?"
<sd> Exec: [long pause] ... Which daughter?
<sd> To this day I still don't know if he was joking. But I no longer use that example.
Seagull sounds are beautiful to me. Too bad they are the wails of dead sailors
seasonal furriness
Secks is EVERYWHERE
second hand toilet tissue anyone
Second, I would create an underground pokemon consortium and plot to destroy Disney's efforts to take over the world with hundreds of rabid furrets >:D / why use furrets? Because it would be awesome...
SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.
Secretary not permanent, till screwed on desk.
<Sede> I was cleaning out under my waterbed mattress a few years ago and found a razorblade. I was cleaning it out again today and found a 5" long nail. I think I have a suicidal waterbed Sad
<Sede> I also found Auto Insurance from Monopoly, and a broken-off mechanical monkey hand. I don't know how this stuff winds up under my waterbed but it is awesome.
<Kazz> there isn't Auto Insurance in Monopoly
<Kazz> there is in Life though
<Sede> The things that wind up under my matress is like the inventory of an old LucasArts adventure game.
<Sede> I always stashed Auto Insurance somewhere near when playing Monopoly in case I got the car piece. Then I didn't have to pay taxes.
<Sede> I usually got to be the car, because otherwise I'd pick the Scottish-Terrier-riding-a-wheelbarrow-wearing-a-tophat piece, which didn't leave anyone else many options.
<Sede> My dad probably shouldn't have given me a soldering iron for my birthday.
See also: eat babies.
SEE BONGO LEAD THRU THE HOOP O' HELL-FIRE!!
Seeeck... -Fuck shoudn't be about hate...if not about love either..=) / Fuck's a fuck! / Fuck fuckity fuckfuck! / Haa.. I got some enormous breasts tonite.. =9
See his "Ahhhh!" of relief? / It's much better than the AHHHH! of screaming furries, now, isn't it?
See if you really can build a nuclear device in your own basement
seeing the cops in the rear view, telling everyone to "stay cool" and cutting hard into the guardrail to flip my car on purpose
see i would like to be ground up and used as fertilizer. not right now but yeah, someday
Seeking Rabble-Rousers: Did Jesus Pee in Galilee?
Seemingly a cardboard cutout.
*sees Gallagher smash a watermelon* I know that was an unfortunate accident but whew it would be funny if you did that on purpose.
*sees James Rolfe of AVGN fame dining at the table over* I’ll have whatever brown thing he’s having!
See, we ended up talking about anime and linkin park and totally went off into a different direction... you never told me what your story is about!
See? What the fuck is this shit? / THIS is why we can't have the nice things.
SEL DAT BOK IT IS BAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!111!!!!!!11!!! ewihaupiG2herwqqwefge
Selene-Blackthorn: I say - just be GAY!!! :iconicameplz:
paramoreSUCKS: I tried liking girls once... I didn't get far with it.
Selene-Blackthorn: ah, too bad - it would have solved all the abortion problems.
selfcest yES
Self-serving shit
Sending out nightmaric energies to birth ghouls within minds
sensitive physically or emotionally
"Sentence" is a pretty generous way to describe it.
Seppukakke: You know, in the Old Testament, God was full of Wroth and Vengeance. You did bad stuff, he rained brimstone down on your ungrateful ass or harrassed your people with 7 plagues.
Seppukakke: In the New Testament, its like he has turned over a new leaf, you don't hear some much of the nasty things he did to his people (because if you believe in it, everyone on earth is his creation)
Seppukakke: You know what happened around the time between the New Testament and the Old Testament?
Seppukakke: He got laid.
september 14th is hug a dragon day
<Seraph> wow, on gamefaqs, they have this "top 10 games that work on mac"
<Seraph> I didn't even know there were games that would run on macs
<Zack> Well now that macs can boot windows they're not quite as useless
<Seraph> true, but it's just creepy, like a polo player going to nascar
seriously, minihorse avatar look like Salad Fingers fucked my little pony in the eye sockets then ate his asshole out with a rusty spoon.
seriously need fat cowboy ass right now
Seriously, this dumb bitch wore black eyeliner and eyeshadow to basketball practice
Server 2003...:lol: what are you doing with that?
Sesame Street meets Burning Man meets GG Allin on bad acid!
Settings > Meals > My Sandwich > Configure My Sandwich
Settle the fuck down, Beavis.
seven eleven sandwich cure my ailments
seven eleven sandwich gave me a new ailment
Seven shades of Jesus. FUCKING CHEERIOS!
seven trillion souls in the afterlife were recently destroyed when the soul murder destruction killing explosion violence stabbing rending tearing blasting bloodshed massacre detonating slaying combustion executing slaughter annihilation machine was accidentally turned on
<several minutes pass as you try to simply ignore them>
Sexiest Deviant Award 2007
sexiest way to throw down
sex, is it a wrong thing to do?
Sexual favours? I did not know that! :iconsexytimeplz:
sexually im thinking about a lobster in a little sailors outfit
sex with snails but dont no anybody that coud stoop so low
sexy female characters
Sexy little men in corsets! Wearing fishnets and eating banannas!!!! :lol:
Sexy santa songs
<shadok> bo gritz shot himself and only inflicted a flesh wound
<shadok> the quality of american fascism has declined notably in recent times
<shadok> i blame flouride
<shadyk> i think ill go insert some animals in my rectum and drink some of my own urine and take the purity test again
-shakin meh head- im working on a new one RIGHT now.. I deny my two deaths on makin those.. LIKE A :iconlikeabossplz: AND IMMA DO THE SAME WIF DIS ONE
Shaq has announced he's using his "final technique" which he claims "ends the world"
<Sheep> Cat owners - Do you ever find that you're stroking your cat and suddenly everything feels like a tasty chicken dinner?
She gave me what she called a “spiderjob” which freaked me & everyone else out
She got raped and stabbed 40 times by a gang of Crips, and was left for dead until a radioactive cat came about and sprayed her face. She then grew a cat tail and the father divorced her for being a complete freak, following that was her suicide via toaster.
She is telling the truth. She has very sensitive hearing and sensitive sense of smell XD
she let me hit cuz i'm brave like that little toaster
She managed to slap me a few times but they hardly hurt at all, haha! Nice try you worthless female!
She needs to learn how to correctly pronounce the word "nuclear."
She needs to learn how to swear properly.
She rushed down the stepladder again and picked up more snakes. And the decaying pieces of the baby.
She said her knees went weak when the man was close to her.
She said she was 18, I swear!
She's gonna flip her shit like it's pancake day
She shit on my dog!!
She shit on my dog!!
She's like one of those religious psychos who kills their kids to "save" them from damnation.
She's like the ultimate ass-kissing fangirl for what she herself describes as a fanclub. It's like watching teens bicker over who's fandom is superior.
She's most usually nude, or at least the situations that I play with her, she is!
Shhhhh! you cant say the D word or theyll hunt you down and take you from your home! Quick, say the magic words! (that I already own and paid retail for. But am backing up on my computer.) Quick, hurry!
Shhh KiKi! I'm undercover :iconslowhugplz:
Shielding youth from the knowledge of the existence Homosexuality
Shipping update: Your parcel has been torn asunder by ravenous hogs
Shirley Temple, if we're talkin as a kid. She was unholy. Tappa tappa tappa and your dead!
Shirra_WhiteFur won' go into the fact that hir belly is filled with four prey type meals. ;) swollen
shit babies shit babies shit babies feces child
Shit, better throw away my prescription medication then.
shite whill go down a short whil
shit god should stil be in hawaii.
Shit in the other........What's your ultimate dream job? Me? Professional Black Jack Player :heart: or I could just have 10 kids and let you hard working citizens reward my sluttiness...........nah.
"Shit, I sleepwalked again" I think. Then I'd see a stranger next to me, who looks at me all frightened. "Oh god, what did I do this time?"
shit michael bay is directing reality
shit the health inspectors here everyone act natural
Shitting on a plate? It's ok here!
SHIT, WOLVES ARE MAMMALS? MY ENTIRE WORLD HAS BEEN TURNED UPSIDE DOWN :noes:
<Shiv>To: Starduck (starduck@anbudom.net)
<Shiv>From: Shiv Asmodaeus (shiv_@hotmail.com)
<Shiv>Subject: Forum Ban
<Shiv>
<Shiv>It has been several months since I was banned from the ANBU forums, and I believe that I have <Shiv>learned my lesson. I promise to never, ever again ask for the specifics regarding what has <Shiv>infested your colon, nor if said infestation has begun the laying of eggs. If you wish, I
<Shiv>will avoid the subject of your intestinal invaders altogether.
<Shiv>
<Shiv>Additionally, I withdraw my query regarding the status of your Valtrex prescription. <Shiv>Understandably, I am sure this would be an uncomforatable subject to speak of to a stranger.
<Shiv>
<Shiv>With great expectations and rock hard nipples, I await your reply. Thank you.
shlap shlap shlap shlap
*shocked*...YOU CAN DO THE CHIKEN DANCE???!?!!??!!?! I'm so jealous T_T
shocking to me how often people decide to totally forget about timezones. shocking shocking shocking shocking shocking
shocking to me how often people decide to totally forget about timezones. shocking shocking shocking shocking shocking
the whole world uses the beautiful internet. this is the world wide web. the www. the world wide web. it's a web. and it's world wide baby
"why is this guy posting at 4:30am in the morning" it's 10:30am where he lives. shuts your beautiful eyes for you with my fingers
Shoopshoop something something OXFORD COMMA. That is, I swear to God, all I hear when I listen to that song.
*shoots anouther god* let them smite me. i hate em all! *shoots into the sky rapidly see's a dead bird then cries* Aww craaaap i missed. I SHALL RESSURECT YOU BIRDY!
Shoots his ass with a .45 (silenced) he pulls from out of his side pack!
SHOPLIFTING IN CANDLE SHOPS
Should Artist's be able to draw whatever they want? Leave your opinion.
Should be legal, not a big deal, ship it.
Should I even reply to someone who just says 'Nap time...'? That was a pretty good reply after such a long comment.
should i fix up my computer before trying to sell it
SHOULD I GET A WACOM TABLET???
Should I just let you win?
should i tell this guy in front of me in line at ddr that i can hear his chastity cage clinking on the jumps
should you tell your gf bf youre a furry
Shouls I become a professional photographer
SHOVE IT. :moon: :chainsaw:
show me another funny picture im not driving tonight
show me the forbidden coping mechanisms
Show unusual interest in any reference to the word Ministry.
Show up at work like hi boss sorry I'm late my I was helping my mother track down one specific 90s dungeon crawler for the purposes of obtaining a muffin recipe the developer hid in the files
Anyway shoutout to Stonekeep (1995)
I'M MAKING THE MUFFINS
Burnt my hand picking it up to show. Gonna wait to taste.
Taste review: Make the video game muffins oh my GOD.
Show Ur Dark SiDe!
shrimp should be 100x bigger and they should walk on land and mercilessly kill. just a suggestion
:shrug: I already got my reward, I stole your wallet.
:shrug: you got me, my vagina rules my every waking moment.
<Shuichi> "YEAH, IRAQ IS NOT LETTING US HAVE ITS OIL. WE WERE FUCKTARDS FOR RELYING ON OIL CONTROLLED BY THEM WHEN WE WERE talKING PUBLICALLY ABOUT FUCKING THEM OVER, NOW IT IS TIME TO FUCK OVER ALASKAN BEAUTY BY TURNING IT INTO TEXAS NORTH. YOU ALL LOVE ME, I AM A BAD WITTLE BOY. signed, Dubya."
SHUT THE FUCKING UP VALYHENA YOU ARE SO SHIT THAT I TELL THE GOD TO SUMMON MY INNER SELF TO KILL YOU PIECE OF SHIT AND FUCK AND DUMBASS AND BITCH AND ASSHOLE.
shut the fuck up and stop posting in this goddamn topic and/or kill yourself.
Shut up. Go lick someone's dick dry.
SHUT UP IM ON THE INTERNET IT DONT MATTER.
<shwatta> never drinking again
<shwatta> went out yesterday for a few lunch time beers in the city right
<shwatta> those 'few' turned into lots
<shwatta> woke up at 9am the next day in a park down by the beach which is 30 kilometres away from the city... no phone, no wallet, no memory, blood all over myself with no obvious wounds
<shwatta> the weirdest thing was that in my hands there was this little statue of a hindu god with a massive grin on its face
shweet. 2 more to go. / COME FUCKING ON! IT'S FREE PEOPLE. IT MATTERS NOT THAT I SUCK!
Sick of seeing hateful and violent pictures.
Sidenote: What's the deal with the \' crap?
sieriously, were not in school, I'm still young, so, yeah If your freaking out on people for that kinda stuff, or at least people of my age, it kinda makes you a buzzkill, its just they way i type, I'm not that stupid, everyone knows its just for fun, guess you wouldnt know that, since your apparently so "old"
*sigh* drawing from pictures
sigh..i cant talk to you your minds to small. you should talk to some one of your intelligence, say, a pile of dog poo.
*sigh* let me get my new computer and transfer my 'playthings' from my other tower and I can assure this sites destruction within an hour. :3 10 day hold on my new bank account.
Sigh. Sometimes for a cowboy like me it's hard to get away from all the digital noise and app-crap.
Signed. / If we reach 250,000 do we go into a Bonus Round where we beat the shit out of Boll in a boxing ring?
Silfur got run over by a reindeer
SILLY GIRLS in YOUR AREA are waiting to GOOF OFF with you
<SilverJstr> it's toonie tuesday.. I might go get some kfc
<ThanatoChaos> What's toonie tuesday?
<SilverJstr> chicken for two bucks
<ThanatoChaos> Really?
<SilverJstr> You'd have to have toonies in order to get this deal.
<ThanatoChaos> toonies?
<SilverJstr> two dollar coins
<ThanatoChaos> oh this is a stupid cannuck thing
<SilverJstr> yep :)
<ThanatoChaos> canada is one of the worst countries in the world, it's everything the world hates about america and france combined in one arctic wasteland
<SilverJstr> ignorant weenie
Simba, this isn't a fucking RP forum, cut that shit out!
<SimonB> .se servers have been quite stable lately
<luna_s> ok so swedish servers are the best ok ok ok
<SimonB> I like webgiro
<luna_s> demons fine most of the time
<luna_s> until a pissed up engineer spills his can on a router
<SimonB> :D
<SimonB> until? its more of a rule than an exception
-Simple: kill everyone." Yeah but then he with the most toys when he dies, wins. Still not fixed ;-)
Simple life tip. / When Jack Nicholson tells you he wants toast? / YOU GET HIM THE TOAST. YOU GET HIM THAT TOAST *RIGHT NOW*.
Simple...The Demons are winning / ;)
SIMPLY COPY ANY DVD TO YOUR FREE INTERNET DOMAIN AND BEGIN YOUR ANTI-AGING PROGRAM TODAY.
Simulations of self reliance in american culture
Since 2 objects cannot occupy the same space at the same time, and you do not feel any change in pressure, by compressing the dark, it is logical to assume that dark is faster than light.
since he's continualy calling out my name... wake up donnie, donnie..... damn it feels so personal... :no: :tears:
since i have a religon man science is my favorite subject i have to say that the only thing i am aganist in science is evolution (dont get me wrong i study evolution and i take testes in it :P ) i dont understand evolution and i dont think its possible but that dosent mean iam going to send you death threats since you dont agree with me :P
SINCERELY, S0N OF SPAM P.S., IF YOU WANT TO BE REMOVED FROM THIS MAILING LIST, SIMPLY GO TO WWW.UNSUBSCRIBE.COM post id: 10061738
Sincerely Yours, / Lorraine Goodman / President / Concerned Conservative Mothers of Schenectady, New York.
since the dawn of written history, man kind has dreamed of morphing into a car or a very fast dog
Since then, I have been in a waterskiing accident that mangled my genitals beyond repair, been diagnosed with cerebral palsy, brain cancer, and Crohn's disease, learned to speak Urdu and French, covered my naked body in superglue, went to French lesbian camp, made a Hindu eat a roast beef sandwich out of my vagina, and ruined perfectly good cybersex for at least one hundred people.
Since when did "Fusion" become the new word for "THERE IS COFFEE IN ME, NOT THE DELICIOUS ICE CREAM KIND EITHER?"
:sing: It's a long, long wait While I'm sitting in committee, But I know I'll be a law someday At least I hope and pray that I will, But today I am still just a bill. :music: Oh, School House Rock, you will never become outdated :love:
Singles awarness day!
*Sings catchy tune* Go Jesus, Go Jesus, Go Jesus!!
Sing the order to the tune of your favorite song from Metallica's Master of Puppets CD.
sink water on shirt sleeve incident leaves one dead three injured
<@sioux> it's going to be tricky tomorrow, i don't know if i'll make it
<@sioux> so if something happens to me, will one of you come and delete my pr0n?
<@sioux> i don't want my mother to find it
<@sioux> but please make sure i'm dead. wait until after the funeral. don't delete that shit while i'm still on life support or in a coma or something
<@sioux> if by some "act of god" or a donor organ i'm miraculously saved, and i come home and all my pr0n is gone, i'm going to kill myself
Siren that tempts you by being old enough to remember what color opabinia was
Sire, the woodland gnomes have pledged 10 apples to our cause
Sir I'm going to have to ask youu to step out of the vehicle and smell my finger
Sir I need worm can you provide me
Sir, I object! I am NOT a merry man!
Sir, that is natural and you are freely permitted to write that across the forum. About everyone else does it here. :iconsaluteplz:
sir that's my emotional support story that I've been working on for five years that still has no conceivable plot
Sit back, relax, and what your crime rate soar once again.
*sits in the corner giggling with a sick look in his eyes*
Sitting here in SOAKED NASA DIAPER
Sitting on my couch staring at my lava lamp in amazement that im in the presence of such a beautiful thing
six thousand demons and devils. seven freaking thousand trolls and ogres.
[size=large]Oh hai gayz didju no peanit buttar wuz invented by a black person?! NO WAI!!![/size]
[size=medium]oh for the love of the Queen's knickers. i didn't mean buy me food.
SkepticalCynical: Is that a fucking BOTDF reference?
SkepticalCynical: Blood on the dance floor. Don't listen to them. They're terrible.
Edithel: NO NON NO NO NO NO NO
Skid etiquette, all males please read!
Skippy Peanut Butter rastafarian elephants (What's up with the one in a bikini???)
*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game
SKIP TO THE LOO AND SKIP TO THE LEE YOU WILL BE MY PARTNER!!!!! :iconlalalaplz:
<skold> 'the wilder funeral home - let your loved ones have a wilder funeral' ;)
<liss> i dont think those places have mottos
<liss> it isnt mcdonalds
<skold> 'did somebody say embalming?'
SKY DADDY IM SCREAMING
SKYSCRAPERS ARE NOT CONDOMS
slaps my belly and just fucking roars
slavery: God I wish I could go back in time and be the person who cut peoples heads off with an axe
sleeping with spiders a reintroduction to life
slenderpony12345: Hate ALL the people XD
Heliocathus: YEAH, only the stupid people though, smart people (and artists) need to stay!
Slice you in half, take the sandwich, and eat it. :mwahaha:
Slick...as two eels fuckin' in a bucket of snot.
Slightly feverish, attractive single woman (early 30's) with mild cramping seeks kind gentleman to take me and my amoebae out to dinner. You pay for dinner, I'll pay for our prescription drugs. Clean restaurants only. Please hurry. We are ravenous. You must be a social extrovert as the amoebae currently outnumber us and have all sorts of outlandish things to say.
Slimer is a bottom Sorry.
Slim thique with my shitass
slit somebody's throat with a plastic sword, / By accident of course >.<
<Sloan_Chanston> I wonder if eating dropped froot loops off a semen-stained floor is acceptable under the 10-Second Rule convention
<Yeyende> No, I really dont think it is
<Sloan_Chanston> Too late.
<Yeyende> eeeeewww
<Dredly> No. Fucking. Way.
<Yeyende> That is disgusting Sloan
<Sloan_Chanston> Oh, like neither of you have tasted your own semen.
<Yeyende> ...
<Yeyende> No, I can't say that I have
<Sloan_Chanston> In liberal California we call that "self-discovery"
*sloshes into the room slimily and boogishly*
Slowly fade into a snail's shell, where it was never before seen again.
slugs will never know the joy of eating a nice and salty fremch fry :(
SMALL COCK HOLDING YOU BACK IN LIFE FROM ATTAINING ALL YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS?
Small companies are great! I approve of this post! :iconiapproveplz:
Small Skeletal I, Stateside Sudan Abre Los Ojos Nixon Choker Jesus Is My Ride Home Terribly Softly Arson At 563 Bicycles For Afghanistan
Smaug the Magnificent by Roger Garland,
Smells like coin in elevator. Some one walked their pet penny ?
smell this or you're fired
smelly ass ding
(smiling serenely) i’m going to attack you now
Smitten, actually Smite, smote, smitten.
Smoked that shit that made me forgive myself
Smoke in between sips of lukewarm lemon-flavored salt water. Trust me, that will put you off ANYTHING.
Smokeykins: You fucking racsist wolves are not evil They are just AGRESSIVE WILD CREATURES
paramoreSUCKS: i never said wolves are evil. i'm making a point that the're aggressive creatures that see us as what we are: meatbags. tasty meatbags
Smokeykins: My twin sister and I share this account you were hearing from my wolf loving twin,Bella, But I do agree with your opinion my sister doesn't. So I am sorry for my sister's rude behavior.
Vanderdeer: actually, human meat is actually really stringy, and not very tasty.
WolfSpirit127: Cannibal....
Vanderdeer: www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWAF9P… vsause is awesome.
UrbanSunset: No, it's actually closely related to the flavor, and consistency, of veal. It is known to have a very nice buttery flavor.
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
Smoking memories and recollections
Smoking niche internet comedy
smoking off and jerking a bowl
smoking on a new strain called "Skeletonized Strangler"
smoking on that fursuit og
smoking that shit that made bunny bugs
smoking that shit that made the Miocene epic
smoking that shit that made the wiz ard
smoking that shit that makes you plural, smoking that we’d
smoking the shit that makes scooby say rehehehehee
Smoking too much hashbrowns will give you potato-lung.
smonking a generuosly phat blount in the laungry room
Smooth ^.=.^ / ...damnit, now i want peanut butter....
Snack caves developed over two-and-a-half zillion years ago (and if you look on the shelves of some 24-hour convenience stores, you can find samples nearly that old), when the seas were full of Campbell's primordial soup.
Snakes Can Unhedge Their JJaw Meaning They Can eat Someting like a Cheetha whole
sniff sniff... i smell the essence of virile males in here
<Snoogans> oh man...I forwarded the goatse.cx site to a shitload of people at work
<Snoogans> heeh
<Snoogans> all I heard was OH FUCK
<Catcher80> lmao
<Snoogans> it was gold
<Catcher80> where do you work?
<Snoogans> a large internet security company
<Catcher80> haha
<Catcher80> "do your security holes look like this?"
<Snoogans> I sure hope not
<Snoogans> then any homo can get in
<Snoogans> HAHAHAHAH
Snopes.com – IT IS NOT AN URBAN LEGEND THAT IF YOU KILL YOUR ROOMMATE YOU GET ALL A’S.
snuff theme needed
So, after all of the suicide threats, none of which he follows through with, he ends up getting stabbed by a friend. I, uh... Fuck you, I'm a dragon?
So a furry walks into a bar and says "ouch!"
soak girls in water and theyll turn into dinosaurs like those things at the supermarket
So apart from raping the minds of the innocent, slanting the table against the maligned fandom, and bringing about the apocalypse, is there anything else we should know about the news media Mr. Wizard?
so apparently im pregnant
so a pterodactyl walks into a bar
Soapy-Lump-Nugget: Oh, it's okay. I don't hold anything against blondes. =P Did you know blondes might be going extinct?
Soapy-Lump-Nugget: Yes I know :) You are a survivor!!!
zlisiza2232: yay i survive
So basicly, you were wrong so you're trying to change the subject? =P
So before you can 'yiff' others, you must learn to 'yiff' yourself?
SOCIETY FOR THE RESTORATION OF THE NAME “WIZARD” FOR INSTALLERS
So, come to this internment camp often?
*So does Morgan Freeman. And Morgan Freeman just narrated FapperMan400000's youth away. SUCK ON THAT*
So.. does that mean that me going to 4chan makes me part of Anonymous and should go to jail for being part of a group that hacked the PSN? ANYONE can be Anonymous. What a crock of shit.
So do I, throw the book at the zombie, jump in your mad max mobile, and high tail it to the border before your homemade nuke blows. / wait then you'd just have radioactive undead.
so...do you like me? *standing over your corpse*
SO everyone, when Aughust comes, pur your head between your knees and kiss your ass good bye.
so far the only known use for incest is to make dogs look weird—why dont we harness incest to make a guy whos really good at Developing Code
So glad I was uncool as a kid
so have pet dogs and sharkes what do you think is going to happen when you make a wild animal or any animal mad they well attac u my dog has done it to me when i picked him up to go out side dumb peps like u i swarer
So here I am as a representative of Anonymous. Say what you have to say to me. I'm a big boy, I can take it.
So, how are you enjoying the reaction here to your shit? :pat:
so how do you peel your banana if you know what i mean
So.. I figured.. you are what you eat.
So if men of the flesh are what you crave, then enjoy my pictures, stories, and links. If you are a man of the flesh and want to just enjoy me, send me your picture and tell me how you would like to enjoy me. Your picture may get mine in return
So if someone strikes you on the cheek turn it. If they point an 9 mil at you, they are fair game.
“So I get to the goal, and guess what's next? Seriously, I want you to just take a guess what comes after this. More rings. Yeah! What kinda game is this?! Is this some sort of insanity test?! Well, I'm done. I'm sorry, but that's all I can do. This game doesn't even qualify as shit! It's like the equivalent of shit takin' a shit! This is unspeakably, shockingly bad. It's sickeningly LOATHSOME! It's a fuckin' suffering to the mind! It's a bunch of fuck, and it doesn't belong on this planet! Somebody's gotta take care of it; this is a job for the Fuckin' Nerd!”
So I have a disability, sue me!
So I Heard your dad won the county fair prize ribbon for widest ass in the tri state area
So I know all you kids are joking around but no, you’re not allowed to make jokes about this. No.
So I log in and find that I had 35k views...AND COUNTING! The same is happening to :iconnanosichi: with 284k at this time. I BLAME YOU :icondanium: FOR THIS SHENANIGANS...you and your 3 million views... :paranoid:
So I'm holding a gun at the Government (who is trying to mug me) and I give them the gun? / And we have to fix the Government by shooting them?
so im not good at spelling how give a crap
So... Instead of "Jays on my feet" its Paws on my feet eh?
so is being retarded idiot, so if all the retarded idiots go to war and kill each others we get rid of bad, ha!
so is drug use. if you use drugs i say you deserve to get the aids.
So is eating McDonalds, and yet here I am eating 20 mcnuggets and a big mac
So is something going to be done about this guy?
So is your stupid cat! Trololol!
So, its a dog eat dog world? Why didn't you say so?
so its like a ligar but wild and a dog
so it would be right for me to do it, but wrong to do it to you?
So I was literally ankle-deep in my own watery shit.
So kids who behave around dangerous wild animals are not going to be attacked?
I guess wolves know ALL ABOUT manners and etiquette. They probably tie napkins around their necks before eating the elk they mangled and killed.
So, leik, talk about Thanksgivering.
So let me get this straight. Your website is devoted to helping people spoil movies for other people, but you don't want the movies spoiled for YOU? GET BENT!!
"So let me start one for those who love GOD" You love guranteed overnight delivery?
so, liberals think hes God
<< so like if I formed a wofl pack, it wouldnt be to hunt down prey in near perfect and silent cordinatio but instead to surf the TV or shop or something?
so like.. people will laugh at me because my hair is orange? ROFL X3~ i feel special <3~
So like, you walk around looking straight down and all the sudden your like: "ARGH! Ma eyes, they burns!" Whilst everyone around you is like wtf?
So long people keep waking up each morning and asking themselves "which country should we be waging war on today?" as if they were making a decision on what to have for breakfast.. sure why not. :sarcasticclap:
so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement
Solution: 1. Stop fucking without condoms. 2. If you simply must fuck without condoms, only fuck one person exclusively. 3. Don't share your needles.
So many humping robots...
So many internal issues can be solved by just acknowledging urself as a cornball
So many rabid comments. *facepalm* And this, this is why I don't really hang out with my fandoms. XD
Somebody actually went for it
Somebody mock up a movie poster for this thing with a bunch of fake 'awards' logos on it. Maybe they'll threaten our host! (who will promptly laugh in their faces)
Somebody needs a name change! :D
somebody please kill me.....
Somebody should have bought you a dictionary for Christmas.
some children get really angry if you tell them that all nasa astronauts are cigarette smokers, but its true
Some day California will sink into the ocean
Someday I'm going to wear a hole in the floor.
some don't migrate that much
they are fun to chase. i've chased some. they scatter
then i save areas from being covered in their poop(which can cause sickness it's not all about being icky)
some go beyond the ricoulous and even thank you for a SINGLE COMMENT.
Some guy carrying around a box of wine and wearing vibrating gloves kept trying to touch me inappropriately in the Marriott jacuzzi.
Somehow sexy where it should be repulsive.
some kinda magic rock
some of H. P. Lovecraft's stories at the moment, yay Cthulhu! :evillaugh: and then on to Patricia Briggs, yay werewolves! and vampires, and baby devouring faeries! :la: :onfire: :eager:
some of these people actually are saying they would do it
and if they shipped them off right now i'd bet they'd be screaming and crying lololol
Some of y'all have never been yelled at by a middle-aged white lady about something wildly outside the realm of your pay grade while working in the service industry and it shows
Someone3 says, "YOU ALL ARE MY ARCH NEMESIS, I WILL DESTROY YOU WITH FIRE."
Someone being raped is a problem.
Some one calls you a bitch and you say "No I'm a dragon, asshole!"
someone closed the hell portal & ended the ten thousand year nightmare war which is good obviously but now we have all these newly unemployed heroes with ancient magic weapons and no real skills outside of killing demons wandering around everywhere
Someone help me!! Photoshop is driving me nuts!!! Anime Artists that do work on PS perfered!!
Someone i know broke his leg getting hit by a parked golf cart.(i couldnt stop laughing when i saw the cast)
Someone is deep in thought
someone needs to make one! and a stamp that says "I support socks"
SOMEONE PLEASE TELL SHINOBIDRAGON WHAT IS GOING ON. and me too.
Someone should send that guy a rope and some grease.
Someone's in the kitchen with Jesus. =p
someone tell me how to say "The majority of you are my sworn enemy. I hate each and every one of you. I have absolutely no constructive ideas for reform, except to obliterate everything" in smoke signals.
Someone told me that my sanity would be tested. I have this little warning siren going off saying "RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY BRAVE SIR M0US3_ZERO!!!"
SOMEONE WITH SANITY ON THE INTERNET???
Some people also think there are polar bears in Finland.
Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Some people cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
Some people deny that humans are dangerous, heck I know someone that thinks humans are the most innocent things on planet earth,which isn't true of course
Some people do actually eat the meat. I would gladly eat wolf meat. They also use the bones.
SOME PEOPLE, SUCH AS MY SELF, FIND IT HARD TO EXPRESS TRUE FEELINGS IN WORDS THAT OTHERS WILL FIND EASY TO TAKE IN, AND COMREHEND, I AM NOT INTO SUGAR COATING MY WORDS, AND FEELINGS, SO IF YOU DONT WANT TO BE HURT, AS THAT THIS MAY PRETAIN TO YOU, DONT READ THEM OK. SO IN OTHER WORDS...
some people think that they are wolves so they only eat raw steak and go out into the woods to howl and run on all fours and other crazy stuff. / I never did the steak thing,but the four legs up the stairs...I DID THAT ALL THE TIME!!!!!
Some practical joker of a ghost... My wife says it's what the sock monster does with it's free time.
Some say the world will end in fire. Some say in segfaults.
something actually so evil is at play
Something An Asshole Bought (SAAB)
something for all the vores
something has to be done about mormons this cannot continue
Something really shouldn't be 'ebony' unless it's pitch black like the wood. That would be like calling some very light gray 'ivory'.
Sometimes a joke is just a joke.
sometimes an american will be talking to you and they start throwing around numbers like 70 or 90 when talking about the weather and you just have to smile and nod
sometimes a theme recurs in your work without your permission. and sometimes it reaches a threshold where you're like. well now i think this is saying something about me against my will. don't know what though
Sometimes “I don’t know” is a fine answer
Sometimes I gurgle people, and they ignurgle me
Sometimes I let viruses into my computer if I feel bad for it
Sometimes I like it when my PLATYPUS does AOOGA to my WATUSEY while I JABBER IN YIDDISH and PAINT EASTER EGGS and occasionally JESUS lets me EAT A BAGEL. / That was fun! I always did like Madlibs.
sometimes i like to hold my penis like a joystick and pretend im flying an aeroplane
Sometimes I look at the moon and imagine it exploding, its fragments tearing through the Earth, and everyone dying quickly in brief, but well-deserved agony
Sometimes I manage to forget that leather is fur, it just doesn't look like it. .-.
SOMETIMES i poop in my hand and i play with the balls i can make, but i can do it if i want! SO!?
sometimes i wish my ass would be destroyed by a meteor just so i wouldn't have to take shits anymore
sometimes when i close my eyes, i can't see
Sometimes you have to drink while coming to these forums :O
somewhere in the world a fat man left work early today because he split his pants
So Moon Pie's don't come from the moon? / If it means anything, I used to live on the dark side of the sun.
so my girlfriend left me because im a furry today
So, my mom was on Myspace and she saw the ad, "Crush 1 wants to talk to!" And it kept multiplying. So she called me crying and saying my dad was cheating on her with some one on the internet. / maxisimguy (11:42:04 PM): I wouldn't blame your dad if he did.
sonic pulls a jesus
<Sonium> someone speak python here?
<lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
<lucky> SSSSS
<Sonium> the programming language
So no crunchy condoms for me.
Son of a bitch. I remembered a misspelling in a shitty story I read once TEN YEARS ago, but can't remember my mom's birthday.
So now, that thing is saying, "Hey, baby.. your furpile or mine?"
Son, you're gay.
so please consider the pro and con side of situation or your bound to get your face clawed off by angry emailers
so pumpkins are stupid then. Halloween is cancelled guys
So, Quai, let me ask you one question: does all your base belong to us?
"so remember kids...always swallow." Arrggghhhh. Arrrgggh. Arggggghhhh. That is the sound of my frustration. I'd really love that to be true... but at least my oesophagus is too scarred to do that.
sorry but our princess died of blood loss.
Sorry, can't show you. You're not awesome enough, I'm afraid.
sorry for being a bad exchristian i don’t know any bible facts
sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time
sorry for making you look at this
Sorry for my being ignorant but what is a plz acct and what are lulz
Sorry hon, out of fucks to give. / Have fun being banned, kiddo. Now go to bed sweetie. :D
sorry i cant come in today some kid died in my pool
Sorry I can’t work today the beast eye is glowing faintly
Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
Sorry if you thought life was fair or some shit, this probably ruined your day.
sorry i'm an emo boy and i'm directing my angst at someone!!!
sorry im late the troll that blocks my driveway had harder riddles than usual today
sorry i must have been distracted by your avatar................... gah! thats creepy
sorry i ruined Fucking talk like a pirate day by speaking at length upon my terrible mustard allergy which has caused countless pain of me.
(sorry just nosing about but that was a really adorable way to end an argument omg)
Sorry kid, I think I'm going to have to agree with the internet on this one.
Sorry, maybe a nuclear strike might wake him up, though ...
Sorry newfag, but the lulz must die.
Sorry, no. My computer is not a tool for belly-button porn.
Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
Sorry that I am not a bible thumper&I'm spiritual.
sorry, the computer's friggin gay. i meant to say we've gone to war with every other country over there, so why not?
Sorry to get personal here tonight, but my dog just shit on the rug and also I can't do a cartwheel.
Sorry to have to require this affirmation, but this is life in a post-freedom era.
Sorry, toots, but the troll judges give you a 0/10. A failure like that can't feel too good. You can always rent yourself out as a live landmine detector.
sorryyyy no trains tomorrow we replaced them all with a big slug
SORRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY PUT ME ON THE FUCKING CROSS THEN I LOVE FARTS
So... Scale of 38 - 1049, how stupid is this?
So she's an hero?
So should we wear diapers and shit? (pun intended)
So somebody who disagrees with the bill needs to be punched?
So special, we have to keep mentioning how special it is with all it's specialness.
So the scary internet warrior is gonna track me down and kill me. You're pretty tough behind your keyboard aren't ya?
so the wisdom i gained in exile with the barbecue shaman on the peak of Mt. DryRub is apparently non-transferable to Yale. sad and upset
So...they proved that getting hit in the balls with a tennis ball hurts? Wow, science never fails to amaze me.
So they were running so short of tanks they had to use Ice-cream trucks *ice cream truck music*, *points* kill! I'm not sure if I remembered that exactly right.
so this title is grabbing your attention
So threatening to beat up your customers is good business?
So, transvestism.
so true. in fact, i never draw people, i always draw wolf versions of them. XD mainly cuz i suck at drawing people
So, uh, do you ladies come to this crypt to inject testosterone into your boobs often?
Soul-Eevee: oh my fucking god what are you, 9?
alphawolfgiirl: no im 13.
alphawolfgiirl: how dare u cal me little.
Soul for Sale
Sounds a few brain cells short of a full pair I see dead people but you don't see me messaging random people and telling them about it
Sounds like a good excuse for a sick day.
Sounds like a plan, where shall we meet. I, personally, adore the backseat of a taxi-cab.
^sounds like me / < not that funny right now / v will be eating ice cream tonight.
Sounds like my little brother when I caught him skipping class, blames everyone but himself!
Source: It is known among the wise
sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother
"south dakota" is the only state with 2 words making up its name
So wat is with the Tom Preston bear anyway?
So, we have been around the universe? Fuck, I wish I had known.
so whart we get drug, so what we smokeed
So what animals can christians not eat?
So what...do they shit the babies out?
"So what if I like to dress up like a Japanese schoolgirl and get spanked by a hairy Italian man in a banana costume? I'm not a weirdo!" / I like this game. Let's do some more.
So, what're we going to have for Orientals? Carp?
So what's the RISK here? None to me, because I was a perfectly innocent party.
I suppose some people would be really concerned to learn that their postings to
the net are being monitored for possible illegal activity. But I would be far
more concerned if they weren't. [...]
Certainly if _I_ were FBI director, I would consider Usenet to be a great
resource. I'd learn all about computer crime, recreational drugs that aren't
illegal yet, low-tech ways of building bombs, how to contact Earth First!,
etc., etc. -- "The RISKS of Posting to the Net", comp.risks, 1991
So, what's to say that the other accounts aren't you as well? Or that this is your account? Or Jesus, I'm having an existential crisis. :iconcryingplz:
So what the Hell! Let's go for it. Lets drive at 120+ mph over the Bay bridge the wrong way. Stand up up in a speeding convertable, while hurling beer cans at tourists, marina chicks and SUV's. Or just climb up various walls, and scrape each
other off the ceilings.
So, when exactly did it become alright to urinate in someone's beverage when you dislike the things they say to you? Oh, hold on a moment, I've got to pee. Let me go find my boss's coffee...
so whose troll account are you?
So who's the replacement?
So why do we all have businessman fetishes nowbippusJun
So why not form a new parliament up based on telling Disney and Tobacco lobbyists to eat a bag of dicks and muscle out the fatcats who are screwing the country over through bribes?
so... would it be wrong for me to shoot and eat you?
so, you dont have a photo of you as a dragon? / thats the proof youre'nt a dragon
so you dont have a scanner
so you hate cops huh? well, let’s see who you will call when you get robbed and need someone who does nothing about it and just shrugs their shoulders after waisting your time for 4 hours, then shoots a black guy. That’s what i thought…
So you're a cuddly little pychopathic crazy scientist and have built a huge murderous robot that you set loose on your hometown/city/shack or whatever. What does this robot look like and how does it kill people? :la:
So you’re admitting you are an isis, because you hate Christians, and support Abortion, the history of abortion was an Satanic Ritual for killing an innocent child, look it up
So you're saying you ARE an idiot? Don't be so harsh on yourself, Jeffrey.
so your little brothers a furry
so your saying the point of the stamp is to spred the thought that wolves kill for no reason i think you should go look them up because that is not how a wolf is go to a local library and look up facts before you put it up on the enternet many people see it as rude and stupid i am only speaking for the wolves because unlike us the dont speak so i am simpily speaking for them i think that you should have more thought of what you put on the enternet thats all im saying so plz take it into consideration of what you have put in the minds of other people thanks to what you have done !!!!!
So you support murder? You know who else killed people?Hitler.Bin Laden.You must love those people, do ya?
So you think I say that because I want to win or something?.. Look girl or boy, whatever you fucking are.. I have a lot of patience but this went way too far.. YOU KNOW WHY I KNOW IT?? YOU DON'T HAVE A FUCKING CLUE!! SOMEONE I KNEW KILLED HERSELF BECAUSE SHE KILLED HER FUCKING BABY!!!! GOT IT????
AND YEAH, NOW I DON'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT YOUR FUCKING MORALS...
I so fucking hate people like you
I HATE THEM!!!!
So, you want to be aprofessional artist......
So, you want to get some ass.
Space Alien
<SpaceCow> moses
<SpaceCow> did he have his own group of folowers as jesus and mohammed did?
<AL9000> No
<AL9000> He just led the jews out of Egypt
<AL9000> for 40 years
<+Exor[B-A]> heh
<AL9000> Worst. Guide. Ever.
<SpaceCow> hahaha
<+DopefishJustin> hehe
<+DopefishJustin> well God was deliberately making them go in circles
<+DopefishJustin> because they pissed him off with the golden calf
<SpaceCow> "Ok, lets go across the desert" *Two years later* "Wait, lets go back, I dropped a nickel"
Speak his name and he will come. It's pretty creepy, actually. Like a single-mention Beetlejuice or Candyman.
Speaking of stuff, a skunk just did its thing outside my window.
Speak in tongues.
SPECIAL SPECIALIST OF SPECIALNESS OF BEING A SPECIAL DICK
Spectacled owls are the cutest bastards ever:heart:
Speculation - check. Ranting - check. Trolling - check. Holy shit! We have a trifecta.
(Speech 25)[LIE] - No, I don't eat human corpses, you must have misunderstood me. What I really meant was: "These jaffas I'm eating are delicious". Bleh, human corpses, I don't eat human corpses, what do they even taste like? Actually, what is a human corpse? Never heard of it, not guilty your honour, I was at home washing my teeth with soap and brushing my hands with toothpaste.
SPEED LIMIT! Slow down! Graphics loading.
Sperm donater being sued for child suport
SPERM WHALES LIVING PEACEFULLY JUST OFF SHORE.
Spesiria: Satan is my best friend. Don't be so mean to him :saddummy:
xSavichan777x: =_=;;;
SugarSpunSquid: Would the two of you care to have coffee with me on Tuesday? :iconheplz:
Spesiria: That would be lovely :iconteheplz:
Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
Spiking the water cooler with a unique combination of stimulants and LSD ensures increased productivity and a worker attitude that's "hard to beat."
SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
Spiny-shelled dead center of the street + run over by a semi-truck + blown up by a Bob-omb car = ten second loss.
spirit-of-the-wolf1: that is true, wolves never attack human!!!! they only attack bad human, that kill or hate them!!!!!
paramoreSUCKS: I do seriously hope your comment was not serious...
spirit-of-the-wolf1: yes it is, wolves are not really aggressivve, they only attack when human are mean to them >:(
paramoreSUCKS: Oh, god, another one.
spirit-of-the-wolf1: another what?
paramoreSUCKS: Another wolfaboo that pulls out bullshit.
spirit-of-the-wolf1: what is a wolfaboo? there is the word wolf, so i guess it must be another word for wolf lover :)
paramoreSUCKS: Once again- Google is your friend. Use it.
spirit-of-the-wolf1: idk why i should be useing google... --'
paramoreSUCKS: To Google the meaning of 'wolfaboo' maybe...?
paramoreSUCKS: Stop trying so hard to troll.
spirit-of-the-wolf1: i dont have time to talk to wolf haters, i need to go support wolves with wolves lovers, because theyre not mean like you -_-
paramoreSUCKS: TROLL HARDERRRRRR! I have met some pretty mean wolf lovers, kid.
spirit-of-the-wolf1: all wolf lovers i know are really awesome -_-
spiritually you will never employ me
spit roasting a car with my best friend raul the ice dragon
Split arses and pigs bottoms are entirely off the menu. New Testicles can have harmful effects too.
split this atom with me. i can't eat the whole thing
SPOILER ALERT! When Jesus died I was like OMG did not see that coming. And the sex between Mary and The LORD was kind of disappointing, figured that the immaculate conception would be a bit raunchier. Otherwise good read, definitely four stars.
Spongebob is a dog. A DOG. In no way does that even look like a wolf.
SPONGEBOB, STOP LYING TO ME. I KNOW THERE'S NO WAY A PINEAPPLE WOULD STAY LOOKING SO FRESH UNDER THE OCEAN.
sponge bob the pingas sellsman
SporeDiatrymisss: Whenever I see insanetards or special randomtards, I want to move to "no internet land". But we all know that won't happen.
FluttershyLover1020: Don't say that! The "insane" people are gonna kill you! They might be "stalking" you right now!!!!11!!1!!111111!!1111:OOOOO
SporeDiatrymisss: emegee e'm shevereng weth feeer ef the enseene peepel emegee kekember
FluttershyLover1020: the peeeeeeeeeepol e r otsded ur wandurrrrrr riet nao omg hAI! !11 I IS HAKUR N I HKAK DIS PERSIN.GIVE VUPW u A CC NWO!
SporeDiatrymisss: omg r u kokombor rendem hooman
FluttershyLover1020: I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT WE'RE SAYING ANYMORE
SporeDiatrymisss: ME NEITHER It's fun tho
Spot the Dog. I think i read it when I was in preschool/kindergarten and it was basically like "Spot is a dog." "Spot can count." "1, 2, 3, 4, 5." I was so amused though, despite how simple it was! :la:
Spread the word that there'll be a rave party at the address of the church next Saturday at midnight.
SpyKids 4d and the Smurfs, it made me want to kill myself. But my saving grace was Neil Patrick Harris!
<Squidwerd> *sings* Ooooooooo-oh supersadomasochistinecrobestiality, it's when you get a hard-on making Lassie a fatality!
*squints at name* You should totally be a candy raver. / WHY AREN'T YOU A CANDY RAVER!? / *tosses you into neon fishnet and starts chewing on your candy bracelets* >_< nomnomnom / Don't worry, I'm only this crazy on the intro forum ^______^
Squirrels always eat nuts with two hands, always two hands, "Raar-ra-ra-yum-yum-yum". And occasionally they stop and they go [gasps, starts, then pauses and looks around, wide-eyed] As if they're going, "Did I leave the gas on?" [sudden happy realization] "No! No, I'm a f.ing squirrel!"
SSSSHHHHIIIIITTTSTOOOOORRRRMMMMMM!!
<Staberinde> What I'm wondering is why the ACLU isn't bringing lawsuits against these schools that suspend kids for drawings or writings. I mean if that's not depriving someone of their freedom of speech I don't know what is.
<Joe_> Because the Supreme Court ruled that the constitution doesn't extend to schools.
<Staberinde> That means my old high school can secede from the union then, right?
<Joe_> It could work..
*stabs Ron Paul in the eyes with a rusty fishing hook* / Take it out of your own pocet you money grubbing parasite!
Stadt68: did anybody hear about mettallicsa
Stairs are too conformist. In fact, my home will have no conventional stairs. Rope ladders, elevators, and ramps only. / Take that logic.
Stalin entered the room yelling "JOLLY GOODY"....
*stands next to shark* / "ready for duty captain, im all yours" / *cocks zombie stick*
*stands tall in a silent salute with a big red goatse flag flying in the background, a single tear shining on his cheek*
<Starfleet> I'm playin America's Army Online
<Starfleet> My task is to provide Friendly Fire
start a psychosexual relationship with one specific and convenient vending machine
Start a wave.
Start the conversation by reciting today's date and saying, "This may be my last entry."
Start the conversation with "My Call to Pizza Place, Take 1, and... action!"
Start your order with "I'd like...". A little later, slap yourself and say, "No, I don't."
Starving pack? No elk in sight? But hey! There's a bunch of pink thinks over there!
State your order and say that's as far as this relationship is going to get.
<Static> uhh... wow, my mom walked up and saw that I had three windows open in firefox: Incest Wikipedia Entry, Republican Party (United States) Wikipedia Entry, and a Guide on Becoming an Evil Overlord
<Static> she just looked at me and walked away
Stay down lads! Go for the burn! No pain, no gain. No sock, no shoes. No hair, no hairnet.....
Stay the fuck out of this you dumb bitch.
This isn't your fucking arguement. "So, she's my friend"
Is she really that much of a pussy to call in back-up.
I blocked her so I could focus on what's already happening in my life.
STAY THE FUCK OUT OF THIS.
"stay-wet" type acrylics palettes?
*steals your wizard orb and uses it for my wizard themed bowling alley*
Step 5. Explain to your parents why your little brother, who decided to get a drink of water without knowing about your extracurricular activities, is staggering around the house singing about pink elephants.
Step further, please. Use humans in testing AND factory farming. If we do it to our own kind, I have no gripes about doing it to others. Well, I don't have gripes, period, for medical purposes. But humans could be a short cut. We're certainly breeding well enough. The long time before maturity may be a problem, though. Mice age so much faster.
Nice stamps, you've got, by the way.
Step number 1 : get a couple of RADARS. Step number 2 : get 20 boats with the radars installed. Step number 3 : Use a search pattern Step number 4 : ????? Step number 5 : Profit
step one: replace entire personality with open, festering woundstep two: contort absolutely all stimuli in my environment to relate to the my wound in some manner, ideally one which justifies random acts of unbridled aggression and vengeance step three: marry a girl with generational wealth
Sternum, Heart, Boob, Pain PLZ HELP SRSLY
<steve> oh man
<steve> I was watching this old kung fu movie
<steve> and this crazy japanese dude ripped off this black man's testicles
<steve> and then an evil american white man threw a knife into some other dudes eye
<steve> then the crazy japenese dude whiped his hands off on the black man's pants
<alphakx> sure sounds like kung fu
STEVIE NICKS - According to ROLLING STONE magazine, she is openly
involved with the occult. She would like to build her own pyramid and
live in a little "witch house" on a cliff overlooking the ocean. "I
love the symbolism of the three roses" Nicks said, "which is very
pyramid, very maya", occult terms she uses frequently. [COMMENT: This
is so nonsensical as to be almost beyond comment.] -- from the PMRC's list of dangerous rock musicians, 1985
Stigma of liking wolves (and furies)
stik it in you face!
Still going to the glue factory after this.
*still waiting for the deluge of wolfaboo madness* / As am I. It has been up for 19 whole hours!
Stoats are far better.
Stolen art on Ebay, need help.
Stomach do your goddamn job
Stop being a Marvin.
Stop comparing my ass to a hamburger, please.
Stop dissing otakukin, I am one.
Stop. Hurling. Feces. At. Me.
STOP IT! [cough] YOU'RE HURTING ME ASSHOLE! [cough] STOP!
stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.
everybody say thank you Marcus Aurelius
Stop lying, nobody liked Alf.
Stop moaning and arching your back - this is an autopsy!
stop pandering to me because i like dicks
STOP SCATTERING MY ASHES IM STILL ALIVE
Stop singing in Juh-HAPONESE, you rauchus, vulture-necked anime-tards!
Stop spamming my page with chains!
*stops strangling baby cow* But......... But ............ its so tender.
Stop, stop! Uncle! I'll tell you where Osama is hiding!
"Stop talking and bloody kill somone you stupid gnomes!!!"
Stop time-travelling, you stupid machine!
stop trying to suck up to me
straight edge ppl: i get so gay off that NOTHING
Straight up I went to Kvatch and showed them how to love again
Straight up, the best fucking dollar I will EVER spend!
strawberry magic is very difficult
Stretching isn't enough I need my spine removed and repeatedly cracked like a whip
Stripper owls? / Pole dancing tigers! / Bartender kangaroos!
Stroking my bush thoughtfully
Strung out barmaids getting pregnant by felon bikers makes pot smoking jewish girls getting pregnant by illegal aliens look down right innocent.
Studying Anaatomy (how to)
Stupid argument, and not even anywhere near the point. Good day.
Stupid aversion to meat with bones in it
stupid fucking asteroid killed all the dinosaurs so that the planet went into the ice age and homo sapiens evolved from whatever the fuck and could invented glasses getting dirty
Stutter on the letter "p."
subatomic penetration rapid fire through your skull
Such said morons should be rounded up, have their rear-ends plugged up with some ammonium nitrate (the oxidizer) and diesel oil (the fuel), then ignite the mixture. Calculate the thrust-to-weight ratio of this fuel-oxidizer combo. :D
suckingham phallus
sucking on a worthless original
Suckin him and you’re both wearing sunglasses
Suck my dick until you get enough protein to realize I don't give any fucks.
suck or fuck response kicked in
Suddenly aliens come
Suddenly aliens come and save him from the witch... then he goes on the alien ship and they have a cloning machine to aliens so they can take over earth.. but the guy kills the aliens and steals their machine.. and clones himself millions of diapers
suddenly a wild boar appears
"Suddenly I turn into a penguin, I swim towards the sea. My wings are short but shiny, I'm glad I'm not a bee."
Suena mejor en español :bucktooth: "Ay, qué chiste tan malo".
Suffer not the Alien to live.
Sufficient bail may be required to ensure that dangerous criminals will remain in custody, where cruel and unusual punishments are ussually inflicted.
<sumluzr> anime is part of a japanese conspiracy to lower the collective intelligence of america!
<sumluzr> um... never mind, it can;'t get anuy lower ;)
sup bithches hope i dont get kicked out
SuperGiddyup222: I just watched an episode of married with children and ate a TV dinner work it joe: youre living the american dream work it joe: one heartbreaking piece at a time
<SUPERHAPPYDUDE> DRUGS ARE BAD
<SUPERHAPPYDUDE> unless you are sick
<SUPERHAPPYDUDE> or depressed
<SUPERHAPPYDUDE> or having trouble sleeping
<SUPERHAPPYDUDE> or when you need to stay awake
<SUPERHAPPYDUDE> or when you need a little inspiration
<SUPERHAPPYDUDE> or when trying to win a sporting event
<SUPERHAPPYDUDE> or when trying to look cool
<SUPERHAPPYDUDE> or when you're just not feeling 100%
<SUPERHAPPYDUDE> but other than that they are BAD
Super powers! McNuggets! Oh this is so wacky I may drown in the deluge of monkey cheese. Yup, totally worth the wait.
Super Sonic will get his shitty ass kiked by MARIO AND ARCEUS!!!!! I CANT BELIVE THEY PUT THAT BLUE RAT IN THE GAME!!!!!!! SONIC WILL GET HIS DAMN HEAD WILL GET SHOT BY ASH WITH 2 GUNS.
Support bacteria! It's the only culture some people have.
Sure, but why do you think that God is separate from you? Like some big guy in the sky parting clouds?
Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
Surely it's not made up of kawaii hamster icons; is it? Maybe those tiny strings make up for the missing mass, maybe not. -atheist skeptic
surfs up! *lies face down in a kiddy pool until death*
surprise your friends at rock paper scissors by throwing a punch instead
susan_13_2001: u know what i meant by play with urself
susan_13_2001: u know what i meant by play with urself
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Play with my jub-jub flapperhole pee-vagina?
sush! dont tell them! how else will we know which whore puts out more!
<sutna> You wouldn't think that not knowing the difference between a cupboard and a drawer could break apart a family.
<Seeker> It can?
<sutna> When I was like 6 my mom bought my grandmom a present on my behalf for her birthday. She told me it was in the cupboard and I should go fetch it for granny.
<Seeker> I can see where this is going..
<sutna> So granny is sitting on the couch waiting for her present and I looked in the drawer instead of the cupboard , I came running out the room holding a huge black ribbed dildo.
<Seeker> Well I feel sorry for you but you won't be offended if I piss myself laughing?
<sutna> spose not
<Seeker> WA HA AH AAHA AHA AHA AHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Swag Awards? That should not be a phrase.
swearing eternal fealty to a bug I found
Sweet. I NEVER would have thought in a billion years that I would be enjoying the sight of Professor Ratigan's raging cock!
SWEET JESUS FUCK. I logged in once, why did I have to log in again? / Excuse me, I'm going to check my cookies. Then I'm going to find a helpless victim and flame them shitless to relieve my RAGE.
Sweetjesusfuck you're an idiot.
SWEET JESUS NO
SWEET now i can have my very own fetus ornament! :D
Sword of Omens, give me Stupid beyond Stupid.
sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire
SYMPTOM: Drinking fails to give taste and satisfaction, beer is unusually pale and clear.
FAULT: Glass empty.
ACTION REQUIRED: Find someone who will buy you another beer.
SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.
FAULT: Improper bladder control.
ACTION REQUIRED: Go stand next to nearest dog. After a while complain to the owner about its lack of house training and demand a beer as compensation.