<|mac|> Had a job in Govt, my mind misfired, I got fired, Maryland says if you get fired from state service cant come back for 3 years
<SideShow_Mike> mac did you chainsaw kill someone at work? I thought it was damn near impossible to get fired form those jobs.
<|mac|> no sideshowmike I had a nervous breakdown and shit on my supervisors desk
<clay45> whoa
Mackey has good pedigree on this kind of thing; when two people just can't go along to get along, lock 'em in an empty cargo container down by the docks and come back in the morning to see which one's still alive... :D Harsh, yet fair ;)
Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.
made an awesome sandwich its time to sit on a steel beam high above thecity skyline and eat it
Made banana bread and it tastes like Chernobyl aftermath
<maff> AMERICA'S ARMY
<maff> defend freedom. online. with some 13 year olds.
<mage> it will be nice to be back in america
<sparks> I feel the same way
<sparks> having come from alabama
Magic 8 Ball - Will I Get Laid Tonight?
Magician confesses invasion coming eminent at dawn of darkness speaks inner eye winger of dooms fire.
Awareness is your Key to escape.
Spiderorchard
magic isn't always “find connection with all things in the universe,” sometimes it's just “make tasty soup” or “shrivel your kidneys” yknow how it is
“magic mushrooms”? uhm, actually, all mushrooms are magic, so jot that down
MAGIC SPRINKLES for Kirkland!
Magic wand to solve life's problems
Magic witch cookbox
Magstrum2: You are boring shoosh yer moosh.
shamoosh: Wow, nice responce. Also its shush your mush. And no-one use's that anymore apart from weirdo's down south.
shamoosh: Ew. Just because you're english doesen't mean you have to talk like some old cockny chav.
Magus was the coolest!! :D He was a vampire Vegeta in a leather diaper, but had the best theme music ever.
mah dick be huge
mah dog bites from jocularity, it'll never bite me because i'm a bad owner.
i might sound like the biggest idiot in deviantart, but i don't care!
[MAILLIST] KICKED OUT OF DENNYS
main(){printf("This is the extent of Ang3ldust's C programming ablility");} -- Fake-NickServ bot readme by Ang3ldust, v1.01
majoryly uncool.
Make a list of exotic cuisines. Order them as toppings.
Make a small ritual sacrifice to the computer before you turn it on.
Make calls to 900 numbers on the phone in the kitchen.
makeing a bad gril good
always a boy never a gril but im realy a bad gril at heart
HELLO BABYS
Make me a rabbit and stick me down a hole with the efrafans. I sooo want to live in the context of "Watership down" All those foxes to avoid, rampant raiding of gardens, cats to pillage. A rabbits life for me.
make me into a wolf, dammit
.....makes for some very cute babies. :D
-makes like a clown and throws pies- >.>;
makes up a sandwich to get hungry at
makes you imagine the sound of a bowling ball striking pins
Makes you smell my fingers and you fall to your knees and look up at the sky
makes you wonder whether capones influence extends to the modern day.
Make that himself/herself me and a few minutes later walk near them to check a clock for them to jump like they've seen a Jabberwock (or insert other possible frightening suggestions if it helps you comprehend, like Jason, Leatherface, Michael Myers, Freddy Cruger, or a zombified Ted Bundy)
Make the first topping you order mushrooms. Make the last thing you say, "No mushrooms, please." Hang up before they have a chance to respond.
Make them engage is hot cookie sex, thus resulting in more cookies. Then eat their little cookie children to the background music of their screams.
Make the sun reflect off your watch into the preacher's face.
Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.
Make up your own words to the songs.
make your own cintiq
Make yourself at home! Just don't go down into the basement! We also recommend that you don't use the men's toilets on the first floor. Ever.
making eye contact with the giant centipede while i beat off
Making individuals like you to fart around just for the sake of being a troll, for example.
making my humidifier and dehumidifier participate in a cruel and pointless war
Male beauty is my special interest, dude
Males don't have curvy, supple hips, USUALLY.
male wolf was attacking me before
it was not near any other wolves, stupid fuck.
Malicious buyers on Ebay.
man...Bugs Bunny got his shit completely ruined by that gremlin. What's he gonna do?
<mander_> if east timor can be a nation..
<mander_> is there really any reason my bathroom can't be?
Manga is Plagerisim
Mangas, Yaoi, and Anime. WHATS SO FUCKING AMUSING ABOUT IT???
man if furries ever turn real all the others are going to put you in a lecter mask asap or at least not give you a fork ever
Man if you're going to be mean and least get it right. I smoked crack. I would never have wasted coke on snorting it.
Man, I luuurve socks. Long stripy socks are teh sechs! :D I'm not wearing any at the moment... *everyone gasps*
man im talking tickle down economics
Man, i seriously realized that i'm hipper stupid and i really dunno wut i talk :/
"Man mauled to death by zoo polar bear while trying to sodomize it."
Man that's a lot of words. I'd better stop before someone thinks I give a fuck.
man throws out his cat because it dosent match his new carpet
mantises are the closest living thing to centaurs
<mantra> the other guitarist in my band owns my soul
<mantra> i sold it to him in third grade for a peanut butter cup
<mantra> he still has the little yellow paper
ManuelMADMAX: CANNIBASL CORPSE
Man was the only sex on earth? Hell, I can top that.
"Man, we ain't found shit!"
Man, when they anal probed you, ya just didn't care, man, 'cause man... Maaan... Ehehehe...
Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time.
Man who eat jellybean fart in technicolor.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Man who fly upside-down have crack up!
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.
Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
many are asking me about "hamburger 2.0" . I will say more of it in due time.
Many people died each of them uniquely
Many people report staring into the hypnotic blink effect above during this process helps to settle their stomachs before viewing the gruesome images ahead...
many will attempt to "end" the hug after only five to ten seconds of holding you. crucially, this is where the claws come into play
Many years ago, before I was born, a DC-10 crashed near my soon-to-be house, and everyone on it was killed. That area was turned into a Dog training area for the police, but when people intrude on the area, they sometimes have claims of seeing people walking around, searching almost for something or someone. Could the police be using dead souls to have their Dogs chase down?
Abiogenesis (ab-i-o-jen`-a-sis) n. (Biol.) The theory of spontaneous generation from non-living matter [Gk. a-: neg.: bios, life, genesis, birth].
ma... pa... i done swallered a lil lego feller... and i ain't feelin so good
Mar 3: Bolivian Traffic Zebras
March- More disgusting nerds challenging me to css, I attempt to peacefully, civily decline, but am butchered with threats. I have no choice but to face them. Now, understand this, my own personal safety was at risk in these matches. I HAD to feign to be terrible at css.
Marking this comment as spam >:C
Mark places in the Bible or hymnal with religious-themed Far Side cartoons.
marshmellows aw no more marshmellows
Martin Luther King, the sequel.
Marxism is a religion centered around the Marx Brothers.
Marxism: The State takes your doughnut away and gives it to someone who hasn't got a doughnut.
MARY MOTHER OF JESUS, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" WHAT THE HELL?
Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Jerusalem.
Masculine and feminine are over. Its just The Urge now. The desire. The torment.
Masterbating avatars is a big no-no. :D
Masterbation only for 'GAYS' WHAT THE?????
Masterbatung, squierting, its all in my wheelhouse .
Master Chief, purley because he knows how to go it alone and still kick the ass of an entire armada of really, really, really deadly aliens bent on killing him.
Masturbation (Don't read if you're easily offended)
Masturbation is not a hobby. It's a lifestyle!
"Mate... schmate... I'm just fucking him until something better comes along. Oh, sure, wolves mate for life... but I'm not a wolf, now am I?"
<mattb> funeral was for my uncle
<[OmegentooX]> Did he die?
<mattb> that seems to be the popular opinion
Mattbot80: The creepiest thing happened at work the other day i went to the bathroom and there was a female janitor cleaning it and i was like shit i'll have to come back later she sees me and says something in spanish i have no idea what she said but she had like an evil witch cackel a hispanic guy had walked in behind me and told me she had invited me to go ahead it creeped me out
DaShizza: You seriously should have just whipped it out, did you really have anything to lose?
Mattbot80: Well i went the urinal and whipped it out thinking that's creepy but she wouldn't be able to see anything but my back but then she starts mopping around my feet and then she put the mop between my legs and hit my foot and i was like fuck this i'm gone i'll piss myself if i need to.
Mattbot80: It was the most akward momownt i've ever had in a bathroom
DaShizza: hahahha i just showed my co-worker hahah, thats hysterical
Mattbot80: Glad you enjoyed it this may very well cause deep emotional scarring and a phobia of public bathrooms or female janitors
Matt Marriott to begin exposing worldwide first the FULL STORY of the murder of J** Jr. J**. Really?
maximum over-what
<Maxstah> i had a cable repair call at this arian nation nazi guys house today
<Maxstah> funny his name was joseph black
<Maxstah> i told him thats ironic
<Maxstah> he got pissed
May 13: The 5 Most Baffling Sex Scenes in the History of Fanfiction
Maybe a nice thank-you card to Israel for doing what we should have done 3 decades ago.
Maybe because his guitar thingy looks like a big blue cock?
Maybe he birthed himself out of his own mind ... Like a god?~ O3O
Maybe he thinks that 'ponyluvr' might give people the wrong idea about his sexual mores? :B
maybe i do want a lava larmp
MAYBE IF THERE WAS ANY HOT FUCKING WATER COMING OUT OF THE SHOWERHEAD IT WOULD HELP WITH THESE DISEASES AND SHIT AND INFECTIONS THAT YOU ERRONEOUSLY THINK WILL WASH AWAY, BUT THERE'S NOT, OKAY.
Maybe if we didn't give serial killers such cool names like "The Night Stalker", and we'd instead call them "The Small PeePee Killer" we'd have less serial killers
Maybe if women were to all get married by 18, stay home and raise kids the population would rise, they wouldn't take jobs meant for men, and parents wouldn't waste $100,000 sending their daughters to college.
Maybe I like my water murky and filled with sand :D.
Maybe, just maybe, you head is so dense that it's beginning to emit it's own gravitational fiend and now object falling from above will now be pulled towards it.
Maybe not a vest of steaks and jumped into a pit of hungry lions, but he did put on a vest of "desperately starving for yiff" and jumped into a pit of "annoyed furs." Does that count for anything?
Maybe reading Marx would make it more easy to understand capitalist economy?
Maybe thats why he sent jesus, he couldnt come he's still resting!
Maybe the world is like sweet and sour chicken, sweet and sour, can't have the sour sauce nor the chicken because without one the other tastes....meh...
maybe they just shovel wolf poop? or don't work with them?
Maybe they should all start making threads on here.
maybe we can rent a barn and tie them up there and tell the farmer not to milk the cowsuits
maybe we’re looking at the same moon at the same time tonight
....... Maybe you actually have a lime instead of a penis.
maybe you could have confused her by saying "you fuck" :shrug:
May haveta stand guard in the carhole all day and see no drugged up commie bastard touches KITT!
may i ask you a question? does a bear eat a zebra? of course not. they live in completely different places. mother nature or god or whoever you believe in, made the food chain perfect. the world balances. we shouldent be eating predictors!
may i humbly suggest these?[ID: a photo of a pair of thigh-high dark blue suede boots with high gold heels. They are covered with bead embroidery of stars and zodiac constellations.]bee-barf
May I please have 1 everything
may i proffer a dark curse?
may the insects trot with you
mayumbreon: you think im losing but that is opinion not fact you are not worth my time or the air you breath good bye if you type back you are stupid and useless
SpiderHill: okay, whatever.
mayumbreon: looks like your stupid and useless because you typed back it is so stupid that your fighting and im suggesting that you leave me the @#$% are being very stuiupid so LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SpiderHill: am I making a personal attack on you? no. it's you who's getting far too worked up over a stupid conversation on the internet. grow up.
mayumbreon: the statment you made about qa personal attack on me is not a fact that is a openion and i have put no "!" in my type which means i am not worked up in my mind i see it as calmly asking you to leave me alone so plz for the last time leave me alone
May you be haunted by the ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future!
<mazix> IAN VAN DAHL CASTLES IN THE SKY 8.99 Genre: SOUL/R&B
<mazix> Released: 12/19/1900
<mazix> Country: USA
<mazix> this song is older then i thought
<SJ7Trunks> haha
<Crom> AHHHHHHHHH
<Crom> MILLLENIUM BUG
<Crom> WE ALL GONNA DIE
* Crom hides.
mdvb: Matt, you not watching the State of the Union?
strestout1: ill tell u the state of the union
strestout1: we're losing jobs, the economy is going to shyt, the whole world hates us
strestout1: god bless america
strestout1: the end
Me, accumulating worldly possessions: this is awesome!Me, moving worldly possessions: this blows!
me and a bunch of stupid assholes are going to start a community in the middle of the desert to either die or prove a very important point
me and my boys gathering around a boulder during the supermoon. we r going to beat the shit out of it. this is the only night it's possible
Me and my friends ..... We goon out
me and my massive throbbing enormous dripping guilt complex
“Me and the girls staying up reading coroner’s reports”
me and the guy I've locked in a cage and an poking with a sharp stick are both behaving poorly. We both have bad attitudes. I'm brave enough to admit that
Meantime backups have finished in record time, 2.03 seconds. Modern technology is wonderful, isn't it?
Meanus would be out of a job, because the Postbot-3000M could make much better, stupider posts in a fraction of the time.
Meanwhile, in the real world...
Meanwhile just under it in tiny text:
ᵜᵢⁿᶜᵉⁿᵗ ᴬˢᵗᵒʳ ᵈᵢᵉˢ ᵃᵗ ⁶⁷ ᵒᶠ ʰᵉᵃʳᵗ ᵃᵗᵗᵃᶜᵏ
meat you are making / grate / poasts / keep going
/me casts lvl 10 erection on newk
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the White Screen! / Operator: We lose signal. / Captain: What! / Operator: Main Screen turn white! / Captain: Oh noes!! / FERROX: How are you gentlemen!! / FERROX: All your screen are turn to white.
meeking a smee
me: GJ idiot you talked to me long enough, I now have your IP, 123.456.789.000(just an example), my trojans will be yiffing in your system32 folder. / So many have fallen for that one, it's great.
Megyn Kelly on apples, "They're oranges, essentially!" ALWAYS AND FOREVER
Me...having sex while driving a motorcycle on top of lamborghini while eating a pizza in las vegas.
meh - in all technical aspects, we'd all be "shaded". since white nor black arent colors but rather shades of light
MEH my Fursona has blue eyes. IM CHANGING IT TO YELLOE NOAW. Thanks ;D
Meh. :shrug: I REALLY hated Reservoir Dogs, I even considered throwing it away (the only movie to earn that dubious honor is Guilty By Association).
meh... :shrug: my bro thought it was a good idea to write comments in caps while i was in school... :iconfacepalmplz: that happened like a year ago and it keeps haunting me... -.-"
Me I'm a human thats sharing the same body with two dragons spirits
<Mek> my dad gets junkmail from all over the world
<Mek> hes had em from, belgium, france, austria, australia, Canada, America, Argentina, Russia and the Czech Republic
<Mek> and also Jamaica
<Paulio> its his mailorder bride catalogues
<Mek> you get them too??
Mel Brooks as Hitler was quite good//
<^Melchior^> MY NAMES BUSH!... HELP MY FIND IRAQ'S NUCLEAR WEAPONS, ORDER YOUR VERY OWN "FIND MR. SADDAMS WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION DETECTION KIT", Kit Includes: Darts and a Map
Members of a religious cult in Thailand routinely ate the feces and dead skin of their leader, whom they considered to be a holy man with healing powers.
Memory-starved RAM butts user groupie to death. (New pix: sheep)
@men: do you feel the sperms wriggling around like worms in your balls?
me neither but, eh. if you want to go out and play with wild wolves, they're more than welcome. thins our herd
Men in diapers? What the fuck? Society really is screwed up.
Me: OH HEY IT'S HALLOWEEN! I'LL LOOK IN MAH NEWZPAPUR CATALOUGE FOR A KOSTUME *bewbs everywhere* .... :iconiamdissapointplz:
me: oh, i'm sorry. this is the internet. nobody gives a shit about you. just do what all the other noobs do and try your mom. in her poopar.
me online shopping: *violently comes out of a trance* what have I done…
meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors
<Merlin> according to Time-Warner, if you channel surf or mute commercial breaks you are a thief
<Merlin> so lemme see, if I download MP3s the RIAA hates me, if I dub a movie off HBO the MPAA hates me, if I skip commercials the TV execs hate me...
<Merlin> am I allowed to store leftover pizza in the fridge and eat it the next day, or will Pizza Hut sue me?
mess around in notepad for long enough and you start realizing things
messud up situation in love life, for the first time don't know what to do
Metal Head, right here! I don't even know what fucking emo is, maybe because I just listen to good music. What the Hell is emo, so I can avoid it?
Metallica was cool in middle school, and they went to shit around then.
Metal maniac here...and I'm an utter pussy, haha
meteor though *screams and points*
Metroid Prime is bad because it's teaching kids to shoot aliens so when the alien invasion happens the kids will know what to do.
Metro - The Underground Hell of DC
<mETRo> you shoulda taken it back to walmart lol
<mETRo> they take anything back
<zx2ms> dude serisouly I was read to just throw it away and buy a new one
<zx2ms> instead of go through the hassle
<mETRo> you could bring in a box of used rubbers there
<mETRo> and theyd be like "was there anything wrong with them? "
<[xENo]> just set the kid on the counter
<zx2ms> lol
ME: waiter...give me a shitty joe<br>WAITER: (wow..this guy just ordered a sloppy joe in a bad ass way i never heard before. powerful move.) Ok
ME WANT KILL. ME WANT RIP. *pounds chest* :stab: Or something like that ?
me: "What the fuck are you doing man?" him: "...nothing" me: "you aren't playing with yourself out here are you?" him: "Maybe" me: "well...I really think you should do that in your own home, not my bushes ok" him: "ok" me: "get the fuck out of here"
microdosing hell by being awake and literate
microwave for three hours
Microwave oven: Space-age kitchen appliance that uses the principle of radar to locate and immediately destroy any food placed within the cooking compartment.
microwaving a lava lamp
Mid 1980s: Teenage Mutant Ninja Pre-Furries.
Midcentury fact: people in the 1970s were happier because conversation pits allowed gatherings closer to the earths center and therefore encouraged psychic healing. They also had many narcotic drugs
might fuck around and save my own life one day at a time
<MikeTheLanceman> IT AIN'T ROCKET SURGERY PEOPLE.
Mine are made of wood, and in place of electric circuits I got mini monkeys running around transporting info
Mine has chickens. :evileye: Chickens are better than turtles.
Mine is an owl's face staring at me with it's bright yellow eyes like it doesn't give a shit who I am.
Mine is fucking badass and gives some wonderful headaches.
Mine was fgro instead of frog :D can't even remember what i was typing it for
Minnesota is not an independent libertarian republic located on an idyllic palm-shrouded island in the Carribean. It is in the Midwest. (The last point bears repeating. Please reread it.)
minnow-s: I do believe I intended for it to fail. >u>Stop fishing. Hasta last pasta, bebe~
vintricktive: ...Mkay. (And whats the "hasta last pasta" thing?)
minnow-s: Hasta last pasta? Its a way I say goodbye. (Originally used for my oldie creepypasta works when a final chapter ended. Sorta like "The End" or "Fin" at the and of books.)
minnow-s: Oh trust me, wait til' high school comes. Druggy, turn't up, pervy, skanky, disgusting, stoned, drunk, catty, bitchy, or just plain messed up are to name a few you'll encounter.
Julie-Denka: Oh junk, man. That shit is too much. Middle school is still bad. You'd be surprised of what goes on. Someone had sex in the sixth grade, but that was my big sister's year in 6th. I was in 5th grade then >_>
Julie-Denka: Someone had sex in the 6th grade.
<Miro-kun> An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of himself by flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber.
<Miro-kun> The message for the B-52 crew was, "Anything you can do, I can do better."
<Miro-kun> Not to be outdone, the bomber pilot announced that he would rise to the challenge.
<Miro-kun> The B-52 continued its flight, straight and level, however.
<Miro-kun> Perplexed, the fighter pilot asked, "So? What did you do?"
<Miro-kun> "We just shut down two engines."
MissAllys: "well not all are great. For example you suck giant elephant seals testicles and eat cock meat sandwiches for breakfast dinner and lunch! ;) From your mom." And that is what my dearest big sister thinks of you. You're right, I think you're fucking fantastic
paramoreSUCKS: A comeback with a reference to genitalia and an old your mom joke. Originality is hard to find nowadays.
Miss? I'm a dude...
MISSING: Half a Cockroach
MISSING: Half a Cockroach. I guess all the bug guts glued this HALF OF A BUG onto the floor.
mission accomplished... hehehehe.
MISSION PUNK'S DRINKING OLYMPICS 2002 QR Code Link to This Post DEAR FRAT BROTHERS & SORORITY SISTERS, I AM INVITING YOU TO THE MISSION FOR THE MARINA VS.
MisVampyre: i'm so outta questions....i'm horrible at asking them
rhys_rhaven: questions are cute
rhys_rhaven: but the real way to understand a person is simple
rhys_rhaven: you wind a cord around the top of the biggest pair of stairs you can find
rhys_rhaven: and then you wait till a person is about to walk down the stairs, where they will obviously trip and have horrible things happen to them
rhys_rhaven: and then you walk 20 feet way. and you put a thing of frozen bacon in a skillet
rhys_rhaven: and you make the skillet so it can only be heated by a locked drum underneath it, which can be lit only by a single pilot light, which you then line with det cord trailing to a small mortar next to it. which you fill with kittens
rhys_rhaven: hungry, meowing kittens
MisVampyre: oh. my. god.
rhys_rhaven: And lastly you put a timer on the on the propane for the bacon. So they have a choice
rhys_rhaven: save the person
rhys_rhaven: save the kittens
rhys_rhaven: or eat the bacon
MisVampyre: you're awesome
MisVampyre: omg..eat the bacon
rhys_rhaven: Thats it. I love you
mm About time
Mmm, best part of waking up is definitely schadenfreude.
Mmm, I love the smell of necromancy in the morning. / ...not.
Mmmm I can almost taste that sweet sweet Global warming :D~
mmm mmm good, happy meal in Yo mouth!
mmmmmm this apple so crisp now i know why pigs kill and cook themselves to eat it
Mmmmmm! Your were delicious!
mmm yes. i wonder why, it's not like they're predatory animals with fangs, and long strong legs wow.
I love wolves mmm yes but hell, I'm not going to run up to one and hug it for god's sake fbgjsbdgjs.
Moarnin'! Will you be havin' a splash of red paint in the face as a welcome today, or the blue? :D / This is important, please let us know as soon as possible.
Mom and I had to resist the urge to chant "Get a belt! Get a belt!"
"Mom, can you buy me Grand Theft Halo: Modern Warfare 2: Electric Boogaloo (Rated M for Money)?" "Okay!" **cue school shooting** "Oh no! The videogame companies are corrupting our kids! We should ban M-rated games!"
"Mom, Dad... I...I build model airplanes D=" / "I CAST THEE OUT!!!" / btw, not to be a prick, but you misspelled closet... ^^;
Momo-CHANNN: YOU ARE HORIBBLE
paramoreSUCKS: :iconbawwplz:
FloweryFruitFangs: Why? He is just telling the truth, many people have died from wolf attacks.
FlareTheCon: FAIL You fail on spelling
FlareTheCon: AND YOU ARE REATARDED. HAY LOOKIE. CAPS LOCK BE ON
mom spanked the gay out of me
Mom, stop encouraging me to cheat...
Mom (while beating the roll of paper towels over the paper towel holder): It doesn't go there, stupid, that is like trying to stick a penis into a turtle!
<monami> this utility has a macro recording function but no loop command
<monami> so i record a macro, and then put a stapler on the keyboard to hold the button down
<monami> and go have coffee
<monami> i note that the stapler, on the whole, is a more efficient and productive employee than i am
Monkfish can weigh up to 25 pounds! :la: And they are semi-caniballistic, and can eat sea birds!
<Monsoon`> They could make a TV show about IRC. Call it "American Idle"
Moon shaped anomaly in the sky tonight
Moose-sama: HAHAAHAH WOW OMG :icontehestareplz: do your research kid
Seraphically: Reported for being under-aged. :)
<Moot> ok, here's what we do
<Moot> we break into AOL HQ
<Moot> and instead of the AOL setup utility, we put metallica mp3s on all of the startup cds
More Features Of GEnie (directly from advertisement/comments by me)
Make Friends (Dont think the owner of the credit card you used
will be too friendly. Do You?)
Schedule Meetings (all you hackers can convene in the 'CB Area'
together)
Gather Facts & Figures (such as how to hack certain systems)
Set-up Travel Reservations (You're gonna piss the owner of that card off)
Get the News
Be entertained (At GEnie's expense, Pretty Amusing Huh?!)
Even shop for a fraction of what other Info. Services Cost (Yeah, Free)
Direct quote from GEnie ad: Stay On Longer For Less (hehehe, if they only knew) -- TIC Inc's guide to defrauding GEnie, 1987
"More importantly, should parents be allowed to abort on the grounds of Christianality?" :lmao: :clap:
More like "Batshit insane people."
"More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air / crashes." / "A pregnant goldfish is called a twit."
more people die from being hit by lightning than from swine flu!
<Morj|YeozWins> I was once driving along the freeway,and a friend through some garbage out the window, and this lady ran over it
<Morj|YeozWins> So she started chasing us
<Morj|YeozWins> So I started going like 150-180 km/h down the freeway to get away, and she followed me
<Morj|YeozWins> So I eventualyl pulled over, and she gets out of her car and runs up and goes "WHAT THE HELL, WHY WERE YOU DRIVING SO FAST YOU LITTLE ASSHOLE, I HAVE A BABY IN THE CAR YOU KNOW"
mormons
mormons mormons mormons and their 800 children
omg
mornings are for coffee and sertraline
morshed potater
MortalTerror2: ANGLE OF DEATH IS A GREAT SONG BY SLYER!
MortalTerror2: metallica is classic rock
MortalTerror2: they play metallica on the classuc rock channel now
MortalTerror2: well jason newstaed has left metallica
MortalTerror2: YES HETAFEELDS RYTHEM IS HARD TO PLAT CAUSE METALLICA IS AWSOME
most american flags you see are fakes but if you find the real one and burn it then america stops existing and communism wins
Most animal attacks are caused by ill-minded people trying to pull a steve erwin and wrestle a crocodile or drunks! drunks will do crazy shat! like try to sleep with a lion and that lion is all like "awh naw! i'm straight!" and nom noms that drunk ass.
MOST HUMBLING MOMENT: ONETIME I WALKING DOWN RED CARPET AT FOREST CREATURE AWARDS AND I STEP IN DOG DOO.
Most sensical thing you've ever said.
Most shocking "shock art" I've ever heard of...
motaro outsmoked me so bad i almost broke my ankle
mother earth deserves punishment pollution for allowing innocent cave women to die of mal nutrition. If she did not want big loud cars and boats and gasoline she should have produced more berryseeds for females. But she didn't make enough nut fruits so i start trash fires at all times
Mother finger, mother finger, where are you?
Motherhumper the wolfaboos are idiotic.
Mothers Against Drunk Driving is a lot of good intentions, but in the end it boils down to PURE HOGWASH
Motorbreathx420: if you ever tralk like that to me i am going to find oput where you live and kick the shit o
Mountain Unicyclers: I've seen you in the fells and there is only one word for you BADASS!!!!!!!!
Mouse, after all these years, I must confess. You weren't abducted, that was me in an E.T. costume with a flashligh and a rope. / Edit: Sweet! Sex and death! All they need is rock and roll for a trifecta!
Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as you speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream GOODBYE at the top of your lungs.
Move to where the food is!!
Movies that literally make you want to throw up
moving on i would revive Resputen (the guy who was shot poisoned beaten stab and thrown into a river then drowns) and ask him how the hell he lived through that
moving to portland was the best decision we ever made
MPREG DISEASE?!?!?!?!?! :puke:
MPreg is a FUCKING VIOLATION ON MY GODDAMN HOME PAGE!!!!!
Mpreg is beautiful, fuck you.
Mpreg is just one guy with a pussy, there's nothin wrong with that, girls can be born with dicks too
Mpreg is the WROST form of fan abuse next to yaoi. What gets me even more is that there are Mpreg TRANSFORMERS!
Mr and Mrs Smith. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzz............. *wakes up long enough to mention that Closer also sucked ass*
Mr. Joyce and Mr. Hemingway did a certain amount of drinking together. The author of “Ulysses” was a thin, wispy and unmuscled man with defective eyesight. When they were making the rounds of the cafes and Mr. Joyce became embroiled with a brawler, as he frequently did, he would slip behind his hefty companion and cry, “Deal with him, Hemingway. Deal with him!”
mr pillow pants aka pussy troll
Mrs claus and i just had our biggest fight yet
"MR SQUIDWARD IM GONNA KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T GET BACK TO WORK AND MAKE ME MONEY!!!"
{Much less chance of prion infection if you don't eat your own species.}
Mumble, "There's a bomb under your seat." When asked to repeat that, say, "I said, 'sauce smothered with meat'."
<MU-Ravage> tuesday night Im going to a funeral home
<MU-Smash> why?
Murdered on the crapper. What a way to go, huh?
murder should be legal for one day
Music changed the world. I definitely praise music...................... GO TROMBONES! Oops did I type that out loud? lol
Music is like if stupid was a sound!
must feel so good to be soil absorbing rain
MUST HAVE A STRONG CLIENT BASE AND KNOWLEDGE OF THE SEATTLE/TACOMA AREA !!
MWAHAHAHA we shall take over the world with sock merchendise. we could even make socks that say "I love socks"
My 7 year old cousin: AAUUGGGHHH A COCKER SPANIEL MOM HELP ME ITS GONNA KILL ME!!!
My anal adventures(or how I took it to the ass) ft. Bubblicious
My, aren't we the clever one? :) / I bet it's like Havey Keitel's and resembles a pork chop.
My best friend is a werewolf you ass
My biggest kink is being slapped with a cobra so it bites my ass, and I halucinate while having sex, covered in sawdust and elephant abortion sauce.
My biggest question is, with all of the loose gals running about there.... why is someone electing to sit in a room reading a book? Must be a real page-turner.
my bike was stolen help me find it reward
my biology textbook said it was more like a sauce
My body is a machine that turns food into diarrhea
My body isn't sexy this week. (long rant)
My bongwater has developed it's own ecosystem
my brain is asploding
My brain is constipated
My brain.......It melted...
My childhood has been raped (and suprisingly not by 4Chan/the internet/Rule 34).
My complaints have... EVOLVED.
my constant evil thoughts, by virtue of sheer nastiness, have manifested outwardly and rendered me physically grotesque, yet still kind of hot too. do you like me?
my crayons all melted together.
My crotch smells bad... (women only please)
My cytoplasm hurts
My dad caught me masturbateing.
My dad doesn't hate me... he just doesn't give a rat's ass...
My Dad is becoming a sociopath again.
My Dad Looks at House Porn
My dad says that's what Chinese food is anyways (and I totally mean no offense by saying that).
My dad spanked me with his belt a bunch of times when I was little I WEELL NUVAH FORGIEEVE HEEEMMM!!! I WUZ AN AVUZED KID WAA WAA
My dad used to throw the controller at the TV when he'd die in Super Mario 3. But he also used to dance around the couch, like jumping on the couch would make Mario jump higher.
My dad worked at a pet store on the South Side of Chicago where the Fundamentalist Christian owner refused to sell cats from September-November.
My daily ritual for the past five years has been one glass of Vodka a day, plus a Pina Colata on Saturdays...don't know why.
My darling little rhinestone pumps
my dead wife. the ad free internet
My degree is in Communications and I have been working for the last two years for a private advertising company for peanuts; guess what the city of LA is paying me to do this job!?!??!!??!?...ready?....listening?...ready?... .........$72,000 DOLLARS A YEAR...HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHA SUCKAS!
My detest for photography
My deviation notification count was at 7,777 a bit before now. Before replying now, the posts count in this thread was at 777. :iconcreepylaaplz:
My dick just ripped through my pants
my dinner just hissed at me
My disappointment is palpable.
my dog approaches me, rolls over on its back, and i vomit all over its stomach. undoing 9 years of trust with this animal
My dog is part coyote(coy-dog). Am I cool? :(
my dog just cut his own head off so forgive me if i seem stressed out or saying stupid things
My dogs are like my children. I love everything about them. ...well, minus the walking around with their poop in a baggy.
My dragon ass could never work at the car dealership
My dragon-form ran out a while back, though, and I haven't been able to buy another one yet.
My dragon friend gnaws on me from time to time leaving unusual bite marks that I have to explain to people aren't hickeys. Does that count as vore? lol
My dragonwolf parents have some explaining to do
mydragonzeatyou: people think I'm insane... I think I'm fine
SpiritofSky: Those people ARE insane - INSANELY STUPID!
AstroWildcat: Ba-dum, CHING
My english really sux, sorry for that - but if ya got a deeper problem with it, or mind taking it up as an argument agains me... well, the only thing i've got to say is, deal with it honeypie :)
my ex gf left me because of my obsession with football...divorce papers ..the lot! i said she was being unreasonable.....i was with her for EIGHT SEASONS !!
"My existence is a meaningless void of apathy and darkness that will ultimately drive me to hurl myself off of a building."
my ex used to get pissed off every time i showed them this video they would be like “that's not how a train works” really angrily and storm out of the room
My eyes bulged out of my head when I read the sign "DO NOT FLUSH TOILET, IF YOU DO, YOUR SAMPLE WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED."
My eyes set themselves on fire.
My family if you were bad you either got the paddle (cut from a piece of bamboo flooring) or you were given a knife and told to go in the woods and cut your own switch. / You made sure your cut a fresh green one the first time. I always tested it on a tree before heading back.
My family is away and so far for dinner I've had two carrots dipped directly into hummus tub, bourbon, and 7,000 peanuts
my family takes care of ourselvfs. and still we use natural remedies not maufactured medicines.
if i was dying id let myself die :\ cus im NOT greedy. if its my time its my time.
ya its sad that ppl die but death is a part of life.
My father decided to ask whether humans had a natural immunity? so to find out he tested it on his unborn child which was me. So he took some and had my mother take them as well. Since other animals can give gentic traits he thought they could too. My father is still researching this and when he dies I continue and give his findings to my future unborn love child. This is a big longitudinal study.
my favorite was a rainbow pterodactyl dragon... OMG I CREATED THE KAWAII DESU SPARKLEDRAGON :noes:
my festival of randomness ooooh scary o
My first sandwich from hell (Lunch) Hope U read this..
my foot hanging off the bed i don't even care anymore just let the monster take me ...
My forums were open for only 2 hours before the internet terrorist group “LUE” filled them with hundreds of pictures of decomposing fetuses and gay porn.
My fridge wont stop freezing my food
My friend got deported
my friend :iconsandwich-cat: loves sharks c:
My friend insults haters and says she protecting to fandom.... she doesnt understand shes making it worse
My friend is a IRL troll, and I'm his favorite target
My friend is a perv-nert!
My friend just went to Yellowstone too and thought the exact same thing. And her favorite genre of music is country too. This is probably off-topic, but... are you my best friend, Kelly?
My friend's aunt thinks that the dinosaur bones were planted in the earth by the devil. She also thinks that the continents never shift, because god created them, therefore they are perfect, therefore they cannot move.
My friend's mom is obsessed with it.
My friends say I'm America because I'm supposedly loud, obnoxious, and pretty oblivious.... not that I care w00t!!! PROUD TO BE AMERICAN
my friend told me a story about how when he was little, he and his dad were at restaurant. They were at the back, and my friend said "OH SHIT! Dad someone stole our bikes!!!"
my friend was attacked by a powdery, sugary dust loud when he set down the box of Frosted Cheerios.
my gf that i fuck almost everyday. shes pretty nice
My goal is to be the absolute funniest, wittiest, smartest person alive...to 5% of the population. I want another 5% to absolutely fucking hate me to the point of action. The last 90% I want to give confused looks, have them shake their heads and not only not get it, but not even want to try and get it.
My goal is to eventually destroy this company from the inside.
My god is Bacon and Eggs! / Every morning, I am greeted by the holy spirit and its great power gives me energy for the rest of the day! And plus, I can prove Bacon and Eggs exist! :twisted: / Hail to the great Bacon and Eggs! 8)
My god, you're only 9.
My great grandma hit me in the ass with a switch for saying stool (referring to poop) when I was 10 -_-
my hamburger ass could never be helped
My hand gave me herpes.
My hard-on just fucking went limp and fell off.
My hat is made of eggs. Your argument is invalid. / Wat.
My Hawaiian tropic slathered radiant hairy legs
"My head would explode if I didn't get a strange piece of ass every day." - JFK, June 11, 1962
my high horse is actually awesome and fast like the wind
My hooker is ugly, please come arrest her.
My horrible clamping beak can tear through woven fibers and wood grain like butter
My house never has canned food :dummy: We're gonna die during the apocalypse!
"My idea of a perfect date is you taking a crap right in front of me and then I smell your ass."
my iguana is dying dead
my immortal haters
My inner child is crying.
My insane and retarded points are completely valid because look at these credentials I just made up.
my job at the corpse bile processing plant is to taste test the corpse bile
My lab had a vendetta against cats. =P Granted it was probably more of the normal dogs-and-cats-don't-get-along thing. ;)
She did hold grudges against my mom though. She usually got even by digging up flowers that mom just planted... even if said flowers were planted in places she avoided. :lol: Silly lab.
My lack of any sense of morality insures I'll steal everything not permanently nailed down.
My life is rueened.
My LIFE! it has asploded! / I will kill you bill (gates)
My Life on Planet Earth: Alf's Secret Diary
Hard to believe that it's been more than two years since my spaceship landed on Earth. Although, technically, it wasn't really a landing. Landings are made right side up at less than Mach 2, and without teeth flying around the cabin. So let's call it a "controlled crash."
I could have ended up on Weinberger, a pitless planet inhabited by mimes. It's pathetic to watch an entire population pretend to be trapped inside a glass box.
I'm trying my best to set an example by living up to the old Melmacian proverb: "Eat, drink and lighten up, for tomorrow you might get audited."
"My life's savings is 12 cents."
My little cousin called it "Boobies and the Breast" once. / Beauty and the Beast ftw.
My liver may never forgive me.
my local mexican restaurant serves wonderful sopa pias
my love for you has infinite ammo.
My Magic 8 Ball Lied to Me. Again.
My magical senses could detect his virgin blood surging with desire every moment I was near him.
My ministrations of pleasure and affection amid the hubub of familial excitement soon turned into thoughts of defenestration as I set about assembling my newest toy.
My mom accidently ate horse. She said it tasted like donkey, which tasted like an ass.
my mom and dad has been divorces since before i was born
my mom bot 37 aprcots and I will not have time to eat them before they go bed :(
My mom caught me masterrbating DX
My mom has an Escalade and she doesn't sell crack.
my mom has found a way to communicate with me
My mom is Scottish and Irish...She's nothing BUT mouth!! And if Pan and I ever reproduce, our kid is going to be just a giant mouth on legs! XDDD
My mom said something about joining PETA today because she is against the whole "cove" thing going on with the dolphins. I said I would disown her.
My Mom used ot tell me I came from a cabbage. My Brother used ot tell me I came from a stork. THEN one horrible Dad bought a sex encyclopedia. I was eight! WTF. We haven't touched the subject since.
my money is on "i was a teenage satan worshipper"
My mother was shocked to hear James Vega on Mass Effect 3 say "fuck" (I was 16, turned 17 last week), I joked that women swear more, no shits were given that day.
My Mum wants us to pull the plug if she ever becomes into a vegetive state.
[My music can kick your music's ass]|[Carnival In Coal - Fuckable|Collection Prestige|00:07/04:03|128 kbps|Last.fm]
My music is of THE best taste in the world. My devotion towards music was established in 7th grade, with my first Marilyn Manson cd (yea wow). My step dad, Todd, said that music has become a drug of mine. A drug, meaning... that I use go to it to relieve myself, to escape from my own reality...(a drug is something that makes you want more, and something that is used to an extent of abuse)...so...my drug is my music....yeah, i'm weak...
my mustard gas detector wont stop going off for some reason
my name be dead end road or something
My name is Dewey Decimal and THIS is my system
"My name is Legion. I am going to kill you!
My naughty parts are expensive!
My neighbor has a pet pig... / Well it makes delicious bacon! DUH!
My normal caffeination regimen:
my opponent thinks hes hot shit releasing photos of me walking an iguana on a leash., but little does he know that iguana is Gentle creature
my oubliette doesnt even work right anymore every so often some piece of shit just fucking climbs out
My parents actually give a damn about me! They don't want me out late doing drugs and driving drunk and getting pregnant at 14! THEY JUST DON'T GET IT, DO THEY? >:C
my parents are awesome now that i live 1500 miles away
My penis is retreating upwards.
My penis. Seriously, they are both idiots, they can't even challenge my dick.
My pet bacteria just walked into a puddle of hand sanitizer and died
my pet rock die can i get a 10 likes
My photons touched your photons, what’s next for us
My Piercings Are Infected ....AGAIN.
my pillhead uncle is trying to hire a samurai to assassinate his parole officer
My pillow which smells like my friend / Catheter from when I put my dog down / Some pretty jewelry my grandma purchased for me. :>
My plan to create a perfectly flat and level Kansas by moving 5,501 cubic miles of earth from west to east. It’s the ideal Kansas. Still some details to work out about rivers, roads, etc. Watch out for the 900-foot cliff bisecting Kansas City.
My plastic handle of Korski vodka says Roooosssia is A-OK / EDIT: In communist Roossia ve all love Tetris - equal blocks distributed equally
my plot to take over the world is thickening.
My poop doesn't taste like chocolate ice cream
My Pops use to slang to him. He like speed balls coke & heroine. I walked by him when I was young I almost shit my pants. True story.
My question is: / Who the fuck is that fucking awful at looking after something?
My question marks are asking me "what the fuck man?"
My rage knows no bounds.
My relationship with my parents didn't improve until I moved out and discovered the joys of alcohol.
My rose bush attacks me everytime I get in the car.
my sense of humor is rather warped so is you face id f*ck you but i wouldend know which end to stick it in
My shiny scaled ass is overrated
My solution to all this is simple.. DESTROY ALL HUMANS! / frickin apes..
My soul for original recipe 20 pc bucket
my soul has been stolen
my spirit fungus is the shiitake mushroom, mainly because they're good on pizza. But we must regard our fungal brethren.
my stim is slapping ppl who make fun of my other stims
<myst> of course with all the pro- USA, rah, rah, crap we hear... i probally just ignored it
<Joshua> ah damn, i'm sorry about that
<myst> ah teens and guns. yes i have read a few stories on that topic.
<Joshua> as an american, i'm going to have to appologys
<Joshua> *appologies?
<Joshua> soemthing like that
<Joshua> fuck it
<Joshua> i'm an american
<Joshua> i don't have to spell
my stupid ugly bullshit dot com
My style is laboratory-library. In my rooms of my house i have book shelves, a microscope, a telescope, various journals of various sorts, cannisters, papers fucking EVERYWHERE. Also a few fandom items on the walls.
my tablet can go to heaven
MY TEETH HUUUUURT DX / You have to change braces every month xDDD
My Testicle is Gone...
My thingy warm as cocoa
My toilet is powered by AI, knowing precisely when to moan when I flush
My two major faults are generosity and insecurity so I need my ego stroked constantly.
My ultimate pizza would be plain cheese, with pop rocks in the sauce and glow sticks in the crust and would have to be 1 mile in diameter.
My uncle's old border collie once tried herding salmon that were swimming upstream
my usual order is pepperoni, sausage, canadian bacon, breakfast bacon, extra sauce and cheese, onions, tomato bits, jalapenoes and mushrooms / *licks jowls and grabs the phone*
My vote goes to Keister, for two reasons... / One, her last name is similar to keester, the term for butt, and butts are always funny when you're inebriated. / Two, she has the Go Go Damn Damn Action Bible.
my wolf pack has nver atacked me!!!! my pet wolf never atcks me even when his of his collar!!!!!!!!!!!! so stop ponting out nottrue tings!!!! / You don't have a wolf pack retard. You're probably just some lonely little 4 year old troll.