"Dad, I tripped on a sidewalk crack and my dick fell into a furry's ass."
dafuq u ruined my childhood*pukes up chicken nuggets in the trashcan*
daily affirmations i am the unkillable faggot i can exist in grocery stores i have the shittiest music taste in any roomi have a gun
daily affirmations- make it stop-
Dallas Texas is fine. I mean there WAS an atomic explosion just outside of Fort Worth, but im pretty certain the chili festival is going on. *crickets* ok no.
DAMMIT I HATE IT WHEN MY CANNIBAL FEAST IS INTERRUPTED BY A HUGE BOULDER
Damn girl, are there any shows that you DO like?
Damn inside the box thinker!
DAMN IT, DAMN IT, DAMN IT! that is when i hear my name spoken out loud.
"Damn it don't eat that!" To my dog.
Damn! i want mintchimp icecreamo
"Damn I wish this toothbrush had a rubber grip." I'm laughing too hard to read any further. :rofl:
damn, lolly. junk in da trunk. i'm man enough to handle three locks at once. maybe. give me a minute while i search the online mexican pharmacies. "yo queiro blue thunder?" what was i talking about again...?
Damn pigs, never giving a person the time of day...Or a cup of sugar, in this case.
damn Russ, you're old as fuck
DAMN THIS COMMENT IS FANCY (in fancy unicode letters)
damn this magnificent cock!
Damn, you're so fine I'd give my middle nut to watch you fart on a cake.
Dance all around the word "pizza." Avoid saying it at all costs. If he/she says it, say, "Please don't mention that word."
<Danelope> "Nine people in total have had gene therapy at the Necker Hospital, and seven of them are doing well."
<Danelope> The other two transformed into hideous demon-beasts and began slaying the hospital staff.
<Danelope> And eating their brains.
DangerFuryGirl: I know you're an idiot but what am I?
paramoreSUCKS: What are you, in 4th grade? Grow up
DangerFuryGirl: What are you, in kindergarten? Grow up.
RenbyTheAlien: You're still inside your mothers womb yo.
DangerFuryGirl: You're still in Hell, yo.
RenbyTheAlien: Hell yes, just chillin with good ol' Satey.
DangerFuryGirl: Well good for you, because Satin will screw you up.
RenbyTheAlien: hawt.
Shinsei-Tsuki-Kiri: I didn't realize fabric was so deadly.
dang ur right, dunt forget 2 mention how older she is than the rest of her class due 2 her kawaii-ness!
<Daniel> I am from Texas.
<Daniel> I do not consider myself an American.
<DragonAtma> That's okay
<DragonAtma> As we wish texas wasn't part of the US
<daniel> Scoobi Doo == communist regime funded propaganda used to infiltrate capitalist pop-culture to instill a low rate change in american ideals, they always said they'd take us over without firing one gun
Daniken, Erich von, _Snack Cakes of the Ancient Alien Flying Saucer Pyramid Gods_ 1969.
Danm---so that's how I lost my pants those are $400.00 a piece man--give it back
Dan Quayle, in April 1991, was concerned that his advisors may be getting out of touch with "Real Americans." In order to combat this, he suggested that they read People magazine.
dante0525: let's see you argue when you've got a knife in your throat.
Pit-Fall: You have no idea how hard I laughed at this. I am not scared of you. Your empty death threats do nothing, but amuse me. At this point, you look so freaking childish, I almost feel sorry for you.
Dare I assume you also flash small children in the playgournd during lunch?
*Dark clouds rolling in over the horizon* I feel an upset tummy coming on
<darkfox> existance is not hatered you are safe here leave the haters to thierselfs they only want to spread hatered don't let it get to you you must be stronger then it
<DarkMatter> THE FIRST COMMANDMENT
<DarkMatter> THOU SHALT NOT HAVE ANY OTHER GODS BEFORE ME.
<DarkMatter> THE SECOND COMMANDMENT
<DarkMatter> STAY OUT OF MY F****** BEER.
Dark rooms make me feel vulnerable or secretive and I like that
<Darkseid> anyone want to hear a song i'm writing
<RaTS_FYA> :)
<Darkseid> it's called "if girls bled cranberry juice"
<RaTS_FYA> lol
<RaTS_FYA> lets here it dark
<oldskoolsenate> yeah
<oldskoolsenate> i wanna hear
<oldskoolsenate> please pleaes please
<Darkseid> ok
<Darkseid> keep in mind that it's metalish
<Darkseid> Ahem
* Darkseid clears throat
<oldskoolsenate> Darkseid that's alright
<Darkseid> if girls bled cranberry juice would you press and squeeze them dry
<Darkseid> would you hold their heads so sweetly til juice ran from their eye
<Darkseid> f juice ran from girls' ears would you have them for a snack.
<Darkseid> What if orange juice was dripping from her snatch
<Darkseid> I would
<Darkseid> Chorus
<Darkseid> I mean no one likes a glass of juice better than me... better than me... better than me... no one likes a glass of juice better than me... better than me me me....
<oldskoolsenate> Darkseid: That's really touching.
<DawnG>I was forced to attend a seminar on leadership. We were broken into small groups and each was asked to state what skills a good leader possesses. I wrote, "Needs to be good with elephants and crossing Alps." The others at my table were amused, but the seminar coordinator didn't get it. I said it was a reference to Hannibal, known for his leadership qualities. Her reply: "What leadership qualities? He was a cannibal, and anyway, it was lambs, not elephants."
dawww its just another dragon
Dayam
Wolves today are like Justin Beiber, I think more people hate them because of the people that like them. oo;
day one after changing sheets: ok im gonna kick my bad habits i won't eat in bed or leave knives or scissors or lighters in bed I'll have only normal bed things in my bed and I'll change the sheets more often too day two after changing sheets: oh yeah this half eaten bundt cake is sleeping with me tonight
dayum hell yes XD AMAZING and now I've met gerard butler TWICE and he kissed me yesterday =D i adore musicals... except mulin rouge... KILL.....
<DaZE> at my school.. the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone... and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see 'em and they got passed back the cop had 4
:D But hoomans deserve to die!
dcont call the police but I smoket a little pepple in my pipe
D&D is NOT the reason I became a murderer
(ddumb ass, squinting at the tv, struggling to comprehend "The Flintstones") why are they wearing those outfits
Dead bodies would kill most people's arousal.
dead certainly., if my pit bulls could speak... they would say "please, please increase my power"
Dead for now, but for now, let's celebrate this shit!
Dead Fox...is dead? lol
Dead leaves looking for a good home, MUST GO!!! (PICS)
<DeadMansHand> haha, last night, me and pete went out to celebrate his engagement and got hugely drunk
<DeadMansHand> we got this great idea to bury eachother in the sand close to the water and see who would chicken out first
<DeadMansHand> took about a half hour, but the water got up to my face so i freaked and got out
<DeadMansHand> i looked around for pete and he must've chickened out before me and stumbled home or something heh
<DeadMansHand> What'd he say when he woke up this morning?
<Thirteen-> uhh.. he hasn't come home yet.. i thought he was staying with you?
<DeadMansHand> holy fuck.
<DeadMansHand> i fucking hope im wrong about what im thinking right now
<DeadMansHand> im fucking going back to the beach to make sure
<DeadMansHand> if he gets home, call me, i don't want to be worrying about this
<Thirteen-> will do. you better hope he's not still buried, you'll be in deep shit.
quit: (DeadMansHand)
<Tyran> wtf? pete came home last night you fuck. Ken's going to be worrying about this shit all day
<Thirteen-> haha yea, but it will be fun while it lasts
join: (PeteRepeat) (bob@3F8C4655.11D1C8C.18637D35.IP)
<PeteRepeat> fucking ken
<PeteRepeat> ken... that fucker buried me in the sand last night, i ran off about 5 minutes to it, left him there to be an idiot
<quiqsilver> pete, ken didn't come back last night, i thought he was with you.
<PeteRepeat> oh fuck.
<PeteRepeat> if ken shows up, make sure he doesn't know that im at the beach digging for his body. i don't want him to think i care or anything.
quit: (PeteRepeat)
<Thirteen-> rofl. Those 2 are going to get a huge surprise when they meet at the beach.
<Tyran> i can't beleive how perfect their timing was
Dead On Delivery - Go Easy (DODGE)
Dear asshole who thinks it's funny to crash into people:
Dear Crazy-As-Bat-Shit-Lady: The fridge doesn't come with a pedigree!
"Dear, do you know what your son has done?!?!?!"
Dear Furries: That which is sacred is not to be touched. OR Furries: Worse than Republicans.
Dear god I think i left my darling Littlespace passenger princess sleeping on their tummy Oh god i dont hear anything on the baby monitor. Jesus christ , God
Dear God of Bass Players
Dear god, the scrolling! / Flaucinaucinihilipilification.
Dear God... welcome to the Forum. I'm the Soul Furnace Master around here. Don't fuck up, and you won't feed the furnace
"Dear Jesus, can you grant me my prayer? Kthxbai." :slow:
dear jesus, make me into a wolf now, okay.
Dear Metal Chatroom
Dear neighborhood kid, stop pooping everywhere.
Dear Pigeons Eating Puke on the Sidewalk
DEAR THE POWERS THAT BE, I DEMAND A FULL REFUND OF MY MEMORY AND/OR SOCIAL AND/OR PHYSICAL INTERACTIONS THAT OCCURRED BETWEEN THE HOURS OF 9:35pm APRIL 15th AND 2:05am APRIL 16th.
death by rice a roni
Death Chair
Deathgore and gigglers unite
Death is never right, but the lession the Holocust provided to the rest of the world is timeless.
Death of the author + death of the reader + death of the editor + death of the publisher + death of the fandom + death of the text + death of everything. The only way to truly understand a piece of media is from the epicenter of an endless wave of death
Death Ray - Once in a lifetime opportunity!
Death threats are a bannable offense. If you wish to stay on dA cool your nips.
Dec 23rd! Two more nights, and Santa cums down my chimney! =) Ew!
decapitated drummer is dead
<Deek`> I got a GED
<Deek`> I got 2 pts away from a perfect score
<Rick> I almost got one.
<Deek`> Did you fail it? Are you a hillbilly?
<Rick> No.
<Rick> I got a real highschool diploma.
Define the term: "sex drive"
* deflux- has joined #bondage
<deflux-> I've got ducttape, some pliers and watermelon. Let's do this thing.
Defralpha: wolves aren't my favorite animal, cats, ferrets and mice are. and im not a kid so don't call me one and to tell you the truth wolves are above humans
tigerchomped: Then go find a wolf and feed yourself to it?
<deimos> someone asked me some ungodly complex question in an interview once
<deimos> it took him 5 minutes to explain it
<rwhom> did you get it right?
<deimos> and then they looked at me
<deimos> and wanted a single part answer
<deimos> so i thought for a second
<cj_> <deimos> and i said, "potatoe". i didn't get the job.
delete that old version of me in your head, it expired
Delicious meal recipe: 1 big ball of fresh mozzarella
delusional idiots......whats trinity broadcasting
Demon Gypsy Couch
Denial Dickhead: LOLOLOLOL IF YOU HATE FURRIES YOU MUST BE ONE LOLOLOLO OF WIT IS ME.
Denial is not just a river in Egypt, it's also one in the Holy Land.
- Dennys 'cause my friggin unicorn forgot it was groundhog day and went to FRIGGIN FAIRY WORLD IN ORLANDO, DISNEY LAND, WASHINGTON DC, UP MY ASSSSSS. So I looked at the waiter and-
department stores want me to go around NAKED
Depending on how long ago a male died you can harvest its sperm and give it to a female
tada reproduction from beyond the grave even if it is sick and twisted
Depends on whether you're a necrophiliac or not, and if you're solution to horniness is to murder people...
deploying all our scientists to make the perfect burger
Describe your favorite video game and make sound as shitty as possible. There's one called Fallout 3 where you come out of a box to look for Daddy like a total pussy daddy's girl/boy. And there's two-headed cows and giant green people who want your blood. Add to the list!
deserve to die posters
Designing a building to withstand more is like building a never-ending staircase.
Desperately Seeking a Man with STINK BREATH
Desperately Seeking a Man with STINK BREATH - w4m
Despite the Europeans' primitive and haphazard seafaring, they were able to establish a handful of outposts on a continent previously unknown to them. By the reign of Gaozong, they had imported enough Europeans (as well as African captives from local wars) and been successful in their campaigns of banditry against the established local civilizations that they had coastal cities, their own warlords—and armies that were well versed in bandit tactics. July 4th marks the signing of the declaration of war. To this day, some places in North America set off fireworks as part of a ritual celebration that includes traditional songs and foods.
despite the fact people are being murdered at the moment.
EHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I don't pay much attention to abortion or anything, I just got an idea when I saw this.
Destroy all that they live off of. / Worst times to tell someone "I told you so"
Detect the order taker's psychic aura. Use it to your advantage.
Dethklok: Duncan Hills Coffee Jingle / Do you folks like coffee? / Real coffee / From the Hills / Of Colombia / The Duncan Hills will wake you / From a thousand deaths / A cup of blackened blood
deviantART ruined art for me to be honest.
Deviantporn.com is the future name of the failing deviantart
devil did that a lot too, that's the primary reason he was kicked out of heaven, why he was cast and locked to the earth; now he's got people going mad, clearly. Next casting, the pits baby, and all those who held his frame of mind.
<devilgrl> qwasz: im a rocket technician for the govt.
<devilgrl> i used to be a unix admin
<pagan> sure have alot of exp for being 21...
<devilgrl> pagan: i dropped outta school and started working fulltime when I was 17
<pagan> then the .gov picked you up to work on rockets?
<devilgrl> my friend works for the company, he got me an interview
<pagan> and they saw your stunning education record, and hired you right?
<pagan> of course your full of shit, your a girl
<devilgrl> exactly
Dewitt B. Farting
DiamondbacksNo1Fan : Heh. DiamondbacksNo1Fan : Theoretically, the human brain could act as quite the processor. Eluorn : Theoretically. can_of_mtdew : yeah, but a processor can't act like a human brain DiamondbacksNo1Fan : We're talking in the terahertz range. Eluorn : You plug your brain into a computer then plug it into the wall, and try to run Unreal Tournament 2k3 Eldoran : Err I dunno... Eluorn : Blam. Instant South American dinner.
did anyone forget Jesus wolf? / Personally I think it's pretty wrong. / ... I think I just shat a brick.
did any otherkin vote for Hillary Clinton
did any otherkin vote for Hillary Clinton
Not I.
did god create adam with a penis but have no intention of creating eve
Did someone say "wee a boo"? Why, I think that they did. :iconweeabooplz:
Did the artist formerly known as Prince just take over dA? Are you just going to stand there and let that midget elf dipped in pubic hair reformat this site?
Did you enjoy your nap? We're waiting for you to come and visit us...
"Did you fart, because you just blew me away."
Did you feel your neck flush with carnal heat as I gazed at your lithe, patchouli-scented body?
did you have the dream i sent you?
did you honestly just compare the plight of poverty with PAGEVIEWS? Go home, you aren't ready for the internet yet.
Did you just pull "ambient screamo" out of your ass?
Did you kill somebody or something like that?
did you know it's legal to marry your FIRST cousin in many states in the South where they most oppose gay marriage? Just some food for thought.
Did you know it's pronounced, / Deviant (Dee-Vee-Ant) Art (Arrr-T)
Did you know that Jesus was born in July but the Church moved Christmas to December 25th to steal the Winter Solstice from the Pagans? I find that mean and Im Catholic.
Did you know that some newts can shoot their thyroid bone out of their mouths, stun a fish, and then suck the bone back into place and then eat that fish?
Did you know that they banned Emo? As in those greasy teenagers you see at high schools?
did you read any of the links i posted or did you just squat and pull whatever you could out of your ass?
Did you suffer a major head injury lately?
died in the bubble war
different pregnancy fetishs
Digital scum!
Digitalt art
Dingos kill for fun. Why can't wolves?
Dinosaurs are IN, people! Why does no-one see this?
dinosaurs had mp3 players but we dont see them in fossils because they were made of soft tissue
Dinosaurs! How do YOU explain Christians?
dinosaurs used to hurt eachother??
Dip communion wafers in communion wine. Eat it and exaggerate on how good it is.
DIRTY AIR
Scientists are now saying that the air inside your home may be more polluted than the air outdoors. That doesn't surprise me. I've known it for a long time.
Major causes of indoor pollution: TV sets, especially color TV sets. They're noisy and overbright most of the time. They attract another cause of pollution -- children.
Children. Kids are a major pollutant in most American homes. Not only are they personally noisy, they're also messy eaters, sloppy dressers and sling toys all over the place with abandon.
Cosmetics. They're so insubstantial, you can create a cosmetic dust storm just by breathing.
Refrigerator magnets. Kitty litter. Refuse -- I mean garbage. Dust. Pilot light fumes. Little men in toilet bowls. Mildew. Rust. Junk mail.
The list goes on and on. I think I'll join my son in the tent in the back yard.
DISCO SUPERSTAR / What the hell were we talking about again?
discourse: Necromancy may be legal in Cyrodiil, but few will admit to practicing it now that the Mages Guild has banned it!normal guy: I don't know you, and I don't care to know you.
Discreetly position a number of bottle rockets on the floor. Discreetly light them.
Disgruntled American Seeks Canadian For Political Asylum, Maybe More
DISGUSTING but completely true story
Disgusting! *Hack* *Splutter* HOW HORRIBLE! OMG JESUS LAWDY SAVE US! Political? I think not. God, having all these Moral Outrage At Random News Story threads almost makes me want the Israel Forum back.
DISHWASHER: "Hi! I'm here to tell you about Jet Dry dish detergent! It has a powerful..... hey.... why are you unzipping your fly? What does this have to do with Jet Drmmppphglslghsghglurleglurglesplortch!"
Distribute condoms.
D: I told you people wanna try and eat me, now you know why I'm so ascared of everything *runs off crying*
djjohnnyquest2000: fuck u
djjohnnyquest2000: is your varina wte by any chance
djjohnnyquest2000: my bad my typing sucks ,i ment is your vagina wet
djjohnnyquest2000: try and stop me coppre
do a barrel roll
Do all furries have parental issues like this?
do any of you ass monkeys
Do a search for, "Flying Strawberry."
Do cool things with the lighting.
"Doctor House!" / "It's not lupus." / "We know." / "And your mom can suck a mean dick." / "WHAT?!" / "*lol's at him*"
Dodgeing the Suspicous
“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard
does all that rambling mean you are pro death?
Does anyone here find it amusing that Newt Gingrich has brought a moon base to our national dialogue when the movie Iron Sky (ironsky.net) is opening soon? rotflmao
does anyone know how to talk to girls
Does anyone know if 'Cellar Door' is actually THE most beautiful paired words in the english language though???? Has it been proven?
does any one know where i could find some Unsolicited advice? preferably from people with weird personality disorders who dont know anything
does anyone want a pop? Yea I'm a midwesterner, shoot me. no I take that back, people from Jersey want to shoot us already for saying pop instead of coke
does anyone want to play themes and motifs with me
Does being 12 make me less of a person?
Does cannabis facilitate creativity?
Does deadly neurotoxin not kill people?
Does Digital Art Make You A "Talentless Artist"?
Does it really make you a bootlicker or something if you think the Boston dynamics dog robot is cool. sorry if it does I promise I'm not
Does mold turn you on?
Doesn't he know one of those nasty guns could go off and hurt somebody?????
Doesn't this prove once and for all that liberals are full of rage?
does something high-concept to you
Does studing anatomy in college really help improve one's skills?
DOES THE BENZADRINE ADDICT MUGGING THE OLD LADY ON THE NY SUBWAY BERATE HER WITH QUOTES FROM CHAUCER?
Does the term "lichenthrope" refer to those sometimes cool but typically absurd mulch lupines or "nature wolves"?
"Does this dress make my butt look big?" THAT'S when we avoid true opinions.
Does this look like a Dork to You??? Well if you answered Yes, Your right. I am.
Does this posting make my ass look big?
Does your mom know you're on the pc? I'm sure it's past your bed time.
Do feminists ever get sexual aroused?
do furries have a closet
<Dogan> GUYS, STORY TIME
<Dogan> So my teacher's friend's friend or something
<Dogan> She was dogsitting one day
<Dogan> Shows up the first time, finds the dog dead on the floor, right?
<Nightryde> how embarrassing
<Dogan> SO she's gotta pack the dog corpse up and take it to the vet so they can dispose of it or whatever
<Dogan> She can't find anything to fit it in, so she stuffs it in a freaking SUITCASE
<Dogan> She didn't have a car so she has to take the train through Chicago
<Zeelot> oh mannnn
<Dogan> This guy helps her carry the case on and is like
<Dogan> "this is pretty heavy, what's in it?"
<Dogan> lady replies "just some computer things"
<Dogan> the guy SOCKS HER IN THE FACE AND RUNS OFF WITH THE CASE
<Nightryde> AHAHAHA HOW would you pawn that sort of thing???
dog cremation urn
Dog Eaten By Bugs: My dog got eaten by bugs last night while i was out partying with my crazy friends
Dogs are machines that turn normal toys into wet yucky toys
Dogs ftw! Especially when they malfunction:
dog shit .com : Home of my Ass .
dogs love using their horizontal nature to stand in front of you
Dogs will be like: you want my wetttt toy?
Dogs will hump anything if their balls haven't been lopped off. :stare:
Do I detect a hint of jealousy of my awesome chickens? :icongrinstareplz:
do i hear a drill baby drill
Do I need to put that on a shirt? Or just start making my way door to door?
Doing foreskin restoration even though I'm not circumcised, I want extra
doing petplay and gunplay at the same time im a horse with a broken leg and you have to just shoot me
Dolly Parton Pinball mahine
Do look in your dictionary. You should have chosen the word 'perspicacious', not 'ignorant'.
Do men, or women, consider a man with an undescended testicle unattractive, or a turn-off?
domestic dog is pretty delicious.
do not ever slander the beautiful goddess carbs around me
Do NOT find inner peace, join my blood cult instead
Do not go back into the ad and edit it to read "STUNNING PLAID SOFA WITH INLAID PLASTIC BRASS SOLD SOLD TODAY THANKS EVERYONE FOR YOUR INQUIRIES".
Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.
do not put me into your PETTY LITTLE CATAGORIES
Do Not Send Me E Mails And All That Other E Shit
Do not torment roaches. They never sleep, you do.
do not try contacting me i have blocked you on my crystal ball
Do NOT WALK IN FRONT OF A MOVING CAR
"dont be afraid to let your body die" - debbie harry at the end of videodrome/me to my neighbors fat shithead son thru a hole in the fence
:) Don't be scared of me, I rarely eat sentient beings and when I do they are usually oni I have killed in honorable combat.
Don't be silly, God listens to The Sex pistols "We have cum for your children" lol
Don't be that way. I won't kill him or anything, he's already dead. And besides what's the worst he could do to me?
DONT BOTHER EMAILING ME CUZ I WONT GET IT, WELCOME TO IGNORESVILLE POPULATION: YOU, HOPE U LIKE TALKING TO A BLOCK LIST HAHAHAHAHA.
Dontcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me in your pants / no
Don't do drugs! It's the law!
Dont drink and yiff dammit!
Don't eat corned beef hash from roadside diners.
Don't forget glowing yellow hair and they also copy the dragon balls when you think about 7 Dragon Balls 7 Chaos Emerald,You kidding me?
Don't forget "I'm a dog trapped in man's body that wants to hump anything that moves".
Don't forget that when the sun expands into a red giant, we can kiss the earth goodbye. :nod:
Don't forget the part where he gets a pineapple shoved up his ass :D.
Don't forget the retards who threaten to, but never do, leave the country if politicians not to their liking get elected.
Don't forget to color in the butt cracks!
don’t forget to eat some food today!
Don't forget to feed the Utahraptor... / Or I'll use you as a scratching post
don't forget to leave cookies out for pritzker tonight
Dont forget to lick my G-spot!!!
Don't forget we were all cum once. Think of the children! All that wasted cum wasted in this experiment could have populated a nation.
Don't forgot to Allah-size that order and get your 72 virgins.
Dont fucking fall for it. The patty melt is never worth it
Don't fuck with "The New Girl"
Don't get discouraged
don't get me wrong I'm not weird but he is really fuckable
Don't give AIDS a chance: Sleep with everyone.
Don't go crying to whoever when one gets out of its coffin and rubs it's dead white flesh and sharp nasty fangs across your neck and you have to smell it's rotten breath
dont kill me on the spot
don’t know what i’m smoking they call me mister doobieous
Don't let them loose. For the love of God, DO NOT RELEASE THEM INTO THE WILD!
Don't make fun of me. I am a true Theripieanthrope, and I still feel the baking of my Phantom Crust in the sun when I walk around outside.
Don't make me blow you, especially not in public
Don't mean to spam. OCD made me but in there for a second.
Don't order from Poop if you don't want Shit!!
dont pay mind of me. i am just a hound dogs old ass...
Don't play these kinds of games, kids. They're like internet crack. Soon WeisseEdelweiss will be giving back-alley blowjobs for a dragon-click apiece. / /Ladies and gentlemen, we have ourselves a poster child.
dont shit your pants
Don't stay in the corner, the horny foxes hide in the dark ones.
Don't steal. The government hates competition.
dont talk to me or my clone or my shadow self or my reflection or my me ever again
don't they only have like 50 members anyway? just ignore them they'll go away.
"Don't try to blame me for your sins, for the sun has burned me black...your hollow lives, this world in which we live - I HURL IT BACK!"
Don't worry I'm not some crazy Imperialist bent on restaking our claims :D
Don't worry, I'm perfectly safe in this titanium reinforced, tinfoil lined Anderson Shelter of mine, but thanks for your concern.
don't worry its going to hurt a lot more later
Don't worry, sweety. I called whine-one-one. The waaambulance is on its way here to take you to the bawwwspital.
Don't worry. We all will eventually.
Don't worry, your depravities are only known to me.
DON'T YOU DARE SAY THAT! I read "You all know I'm libertarian, so of course this topic has another purpose...". That's enough to convince me, man!
Don't you eat beef or chicken? Why are you so worked up about dog meat when you don't care about eating those other animals? And how does it not make sense? The dogs that are eaten are not pet dogs. Pet dogs are tasteless so people don't eat them.
dont you hate when you wake up and
Don't you know.... every single person on the planet was most recently a wolf in a former life.
Don't, you'll fall off the horse and hurt your arm and look really stupid
Go fck the holler of a creaky ol tree dumb fuck
Don't you think it's high time to clean the toilet...?
Do people eat porcupine fish?
..do people REALLY believe this? ...like... that wolves do not attack and kill?
Oh. Faith in humanity reduced. But at least this problem can solve itself.
Do please try to refain from telling me I'm a "bitch" on my own page.
dot com dot net forward slash dot org
do the blasphemy dance.
Do They Know It's Imperialism? (the last of which is an annoying excuse for Bob Geldof to steal our hard-earned money)
Doubtful. Seeing as the word bitch is English and the English language wasn't invented until the Middle Ages.
download all killers to sticks of usb and let them loose like mice upon the land
download killing upload pain. instant thousand deaths to brain. motherboard on murder spree. blood computer victory.
downloads another pdf. downloads another pdf. downloads another pdf.
down with christmas!!! go Hanukah!!!!!!!
Do you considider yourself an artist?
Do you draw pervy artwork? If so, how come?
do you ever think about how if you dive into the ocean and go deeper and deeper you will pass through layers of darker and darker blue until everything is black and cold and the pressure will be so intense that it will kill you without protection but if you keep going you will find little glowing specks of light, and if you go up into the sky and go higher and higher you will pass through layers of darker and darker blue until everything is black and cold and the pressure will be so intense that it will kill you without protection but if you keep going you will find little glowing specks of light
Do you feel special now? I hope so. I am so proud of you for forming somewhat coherent sentences! good job!!!! Dickwad.... You know what? I can say what I want. I right now I suggest you shove off.
Do you forget to eat?
Do you fucking need something
Do you have any idea how many Matthews there are in the world? I think I hear parents refer to their child named Matthew twice a week. And Matt sounds derogatory. I wanna change it. Probably to Marco.
"Do you have any more in the back?" and Other Retail Rants
Do you have blackout on the full moon, and awaken hours later with blood on your face and hands? Is your town gripped in fear of a mysterious killer who savages people on the night of the full moon? Do you experience painful sensations when you touch silver?
Do you have wombats in Mother Russia? -- reply to the kremvax April Fools post, Usenet, 1984
Do you hide, or hide things in your art?
Do you just take a portfolio filled with footage and photos of the things you've made and detonated?
Do you know how horrible it is to play hide and seek?
Do you know how much I wanna fuck you right now? Star Dusk, I love your stamp.
Do you know if they kill them like the FU#"$%$# mexican by electro shock or they firts sleep them ??
do you live "in bear country"? of course a bear won't think of hunting you down. but they don't understand any human concepts.
if they want to rip down your door and eat your pets, they will.
even if their forest wasn't converted into a quickcheck
Do you not have a heart? Well, when the world goes all explody you're gonna be the first to go!
Do you only use emoticons and plz's when they relate to a situation? But what happens when you wanna use :onfire: . . . Post the most randomess plz or emoticon you can find cuz it now applies
Do you prefer to brush your teeth with a brick or do you prefer to brush them with dog shit?
Do you really think posting NO FLAMEWARS on your OP is going to stop us? Making utterly shitty threads like this will not let you reclaim you place in the forums. Your failures in other threads have done too great for you to recover it. You are fucking pathetic. Drink bleach.
Do you really want SOCIALIZED Nazi rape kits?
Do you remember where you were when Ronald Reagan was shot? Well, if not, you can have one GENUINE Trojan unlubricated condom, expiration date March 30, 1981 to help you keep the memory alive!
do you smoke ganja?
Do you think I can fit NO UGLY MISOGYNIST EVIL CLUELESS SMELLY NASTY CAVE-DWELLING STUPID THROWBACK MOTHERFUCKERS on one line or two?
Do you think if someone came into our house who we weren't familiar with, we'd just be like; "Hey! Come right in, have a beer, make yourself at home."
Do you think printer repair could frustrate Marcus Aurelius out of stoicism
Do you think the cave men were eating ass?
do you think whoever made the biohazard symbol was purposefully trying to create the coolest logo anyone would ever make
do you want the big bopper hamburger or hot dog style
do you want to play dead bodies with me
> do you want to, say... shoot any?
(mogel) some are annoying.
(mogel) I guess I usually just answer their questions and ignore them.
> commit murder, per se? maybe a little blood shed is what the #zine scene
needs... would you say mogel?
(mogel) death is good.
(mogel) I like it.
> WHY DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT THE INNOCENTS THAT YOU SLAUGHTERED WHEN THEY SAID
HOE WASN'T AS GOOD AS GASP YOU DIRTY BASTARD!
(mogel) I want more of it. -- IDCIYRT zine, "interview with mogel"
do you where glasses on when you sleep
Doze off in the middle of the order, catch yourself, and say, "Where was I? Who are you?"
:D Patriot Riders Gone Wild. $9.95 plus S/H.
dracula addiction
dracula flow (employed): this shift aint nothin to me
Dracula wasn't a vampire either (not the "real" Dracula anyway)
<DragnFly> You know, what we need is a room of all american chatters. Since people are always quiet on IRC anyways, we can call it "American Idle" :p
dragon digestion a sculpture for all you vore fans
DragonflyBlade21: A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.
Dragons disguised as humans ruled the lands by controlling major corporations.
Dragons will be made available in PDF form
Draw an alternative or 25. :p
Drawing a fucking decent face
drawing anime from your imagination
"Drawing hermaphroditic skunktaurs has left my life so empty and meaningless. I'm going to devote myself to Jesus."
Drayok: I'm going to draw a Mark Twain wolf just for you
paramoreSUCKS: Do it!
<drdink> WaL-_-MarT: I used to know how to do an overhead page in your store
<WaL-_-MarT> cool, drdink..
<drdink> actually what you do
<drdink> is you take walmart's employee phone off the pole
<drdink> and go get a portable phone from the electronics department
<drdink> and plug it in to the pole
<drdink> and you can walk around the store
<drdink> and they can't catch you
<drdink> just don't leave, or its stealing
Dream crusher....I like to crush your dreams. How would you like that! / Well i've planned when i get older to adopt a wolf pup and tame that BABY! :D
<dreamer> Gargamale: a girl that posts on the local goth forum used to think lol meant lots of love, and got a rather rude awakening after someone's mother died - "how was the funeral? lol"
<Jesterace> haha
<Gargamale> LOL
dream job is pair of eyeballs that fly around and look at shit
dreams and wishes slammed back down into the ground. i guess this will only ever be a project for me, and im silly to have ambitions beyond.
dreamy sigh followed by agonized sobbing
Dress all in black, or in camo.
Dressing in all black makes you suspicious.
Drift into a deep ocean of sleep, and emerge from that sleep hornier than ever before
DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
drinking and drawing
Drink it. Or make the llama drink it :iconlicklipsplz: ;)
drink my concoction boy
Drink one way, bathe another! BY THE POWER OF THE BROOMSTICK I SHALL PUNISH YOU!
driving down the highway at 30mph laying on the horn protecting myself with a shield of Noise
<Drogo> Don't trust the xbox 360
* Brandalf85 goes forward in time and gets 5 Xbox 360s
<Drogo> It's like those creatures in Chronicles of Riddick
<Drogo> You turn it on and all of a sudden "Your soul is miiiine"
<Drogo> You know what, next thing you know rob, the xbox makes you call your friend with a needle to your neck and you're like "Hey, Brandalf.. Would you like to come over and--- DONT COME BRANDALF! I mean. Brandalf, please come over and initiate in gameplay of the xbox 360"
<Brandalf85> LOL
<Rob> haha
<Brandalf85> i probably dont live anywhere near Rob :)
<Drogo> Then Brandalf comes over and he opens the door and it's like Dreamcatcher with the red except it's wires and blood and the door slams shut behind him and all of a sudden, a needle sticks into his neck
<Drogo> xbox 360 needs no memory card or hard drive either
<Drogo> you know why?
<Drogo> It saves to your brain
<Brandalf85> ....
<Brandalf85> =0
<Rob> haha
<Brandalf85> the horror
<Drogo> You're like "Oh... hey... Happy childhood memories.. NO! DONT SAVE THERE!"
Drool in the collection plate.
droopy dog versus John McClane's wife from Die Hard! two enter, one leave! which one? you decide!!
DroUltrinnin-61: Puke.
paramoreSUCKS: Vomit.
DroUltrinnin-61: That too.
paramoreSUCKS: Cool, I guess.
DroUltrinnin-61: uncool.
paramoreSUCKS: It's very cool, actually.
DroUltrinnin-61: No, it's hot & it stinks.
DroUltrinnin-61: I beg to differ!
paramoreSUCKS: You've smelled my vomit before!?
paramoreSUCKS: Well you must have since you beg to differ that it smells of roses and is stone cold.
DroUltrinnin-61: All vomit stinks!
paramoreSUCKS: Not mine.
DroUltrinnin-61: Good! I don't intend to!
dr. pepper my brother / another for your mother / double double super size / and don't forget the fries.
<dr_rotcod> he's an ex marine and i was drunk so i said, "alright marine, kill me with one touch!"
<hakan> holy shit. wrong thing to say
<dr_rotcod> and all the sudden i was in some weird hold having my shoulder ripped apart
<dr_rotcod> and then i fell on the ground laughing/crying
<hakan> did it break??
<dr_rotcod> he looked at his hands and went, "oh my god! the demons of the american military have shone through and i am hopeless!! HOPELESS"
"Drugs are a source of essential nutrients."
drugs before piss,, things might go amiss
Drunk naked dancing. Although don't dance in an attractive way, dance like a little monkey.
Dry wit is definitely the best Many would consider mine quite arid.
<Dst> revenge is sweet
<Dst> revenge is a dish best served cold
<Dst> ergo; revenge is ice cream
<Joshua> peanut butter is good, boobies are good, therefore boobies are peanut butter
<Dst> i like your twisted logic there
<Joshua> i like boobies.
Duck! The black helicopters are flying too low!
DUDE ! each time we masturbate we create millions and millions of sperms... i mean WTF does that come from ?
Dudeeee, take a chill pill! and everyone knows lol plus its a habit of mine, i'm not really laughing out loud, just in my head :)
Dude, Fella would be with his fellow Llama! They'll be traversing the skies. :la:
Dude, for all we know he could be a kitchen dwarf! You know, the ones that steal all those shiny utensels?
dude i cackled like a dirty old man (note that i am a young woman) while i made this
Dude, I didn't have to worry about school or work, I got free food WHENEVER I WANT, got to stick my head out of a window, chase a ball and think it's the greatest thing ever. Pretty good deal in my opinion!
Dude, I'd willingly eat a fucking human being if it were served to me already cooked. Who gives a shit.
Dude, I love your stuff. I'm dead serious, I have "Monkeys Have Brains and Asses" on my computer somewhere.
Dude. It's a stamp. A STAMP. SOMEONE'S OPINION. You think people are going to break down and cry over freaking PIXELS?!
Dude! Like,... um... whoa! Dude!.... hey do you thin... where's the thing that...? DUDE! Man like your head was like zzzrksh! And I was like ... uh. You mom is hot. Let's go eat something.
dude mabye dude, this information dude IS NOT AVAILABLE ON THE FUCKING INTERNET
Dude, my chicken loves me. You can't say that's not emotional bond because that thing squawked for 30 minutes the first time I left it.
dude no problem im a rude son of a bitch myself
Dude our beam attacks are clashing can u stop
dude shoots nails in dogs heads to get rid of them
Dude thank you! You're doing a great service to the brainless community
dude, that was the point of ironsword. You were so hardcore that you didn't need any of that crap. Coins would explode on you and you'd eat big chicken legs and floating mugs of magic beer for health.
dude the cops are outside we're gonna have to flush the pee
Dude those hungry chicks over there are totally imagining us as big talking ham hocks
Dude, two gay guys do not need maternity benefits, it would be impossible for them to use them.
dude why is the big dog on your tee hanging from a noose? no caption either, what gives? there's usually a funny joke. bummer.
Dude your story is so much bullshit its laughable. Your an insult to real feral children everywhere.
duh. but there is a 'wolfaboo' population in da. they would get buttfucked with a razor dildo before admitting wolves ever ate someone
Dumb Fucking Users ;) (t'was only a joke) -Richard-
Dun dun dun. But really, where did you hear, see this information?
During an exchange between a mouse and kitty / "I'm tired of playing cat and mouse.. what do you say we head back to my place?" / hurr..
During an EXTREMELY intelligent religious discussion.......
During the service, play with plastic dinosaurs. If someone asks what you're doing, tell them: These are dinosaurs. They ruled the earth over 65 million years ago.
DURING THE TEST DRIVE, HE WAS APPARENTLY NAUSEATED BY THE SMELL AND VOMITED A LITTLE IN THE CAR.
During the White House Easter Egg Roll of 1991, Quayle signed autographs using only his finger. He had prepared pre-signed cards which his aides handed out while he made signing gestures. This allowed him to move briskly and efficiently through the crowd, said his spokesman.
duuuude yet another n00b
DUUUUUUUUUDE. Listen kid, you're really cute, but I don't understand what you're saying. AND FOR GOOD MEASURE: DESU