<PacMan85> fresh fl strawberries
<jedrek> strawberries aren't in season here yet
<PacMan85> well that sucks
<jedrek> not really
<jedrek> i prefer waiting a bit to living in america's hospice
<Paddy> well hello there
<Nyte> DIE INSOLENT WENCH
<Paddy> ok
* Paddy dies
* Paddy 's corpse begins to rot
* Nyte-ddr begins humping it.
<Paddy> umm
<Paddy> thats just wrong
<Nyte-ddr> but it feels so right
*** Signoff: Paddy (Quit: )
Padetic? What's padetic? Is that even a word?
Pair with: Ambulance
Palace like that... *cracks up* =D Politicians get paid to bitch and argue with other politicians. I think they've been watching too much reality TV.
paleontologists have unearthed a single, ancient JPEG
Pancakes aren't bad, but french toast is way better. :icondivaplz:
Panel one: Why are you giving me this? / Panel two: The man who gave you this note has no testicles / Panel three: ...
Pangaea was wasted on the dinosaurs. Imagine the railway network.
Pangolins are more hardcore than armadillos! POWER TO THE PANGOLINS!
<Pants> you know .. living in australia .. and being raised watching so much american television .. sometimes you get confused and think to dial 911 instead of 000 for emergencies
paolo1031: do you wanted?
paolo1031: i am going to have to push it up your butt!
paolo1031: is it that bad?
paolo1031: well their is no pussy action!!
Paragraphs, son. Paragraphs!
paramoreSUCKS: 1. Sharks 2. Rats Mice 3. Snakes 4. Spiders 5. Crocodiles Bonus- 6. Bats
Ivory648: dont forget hyenas X3
Kuwaizair: chickens?
paramoreSUCKS: Them too.
crazycitrus: And cows.
paramoreSUCKS: Actually, I don't have to respect anything.
paramoreSUCKS: Actually, it is not written in the codes anywhere.
paramoreSUCKS: Because I have little interest in complying.
paramoreSUCKS: What was that wolf thinking!? A Russian person is the last thing you'd want to fuck with.
NagareboshiNoKokoro: I know right? This grandma is boss I mean come on killing a wolf with your bare hands and in a old age takes a lot of power to do so.
Renee-Niels: Way to go, Babushka! XD GOD I wish she was my grandmother. =w=
paramoreSUCKS: Yes I do and I do not fear them. Bring it on.
Moose-sama: dont be so down on yourself
Pardon my driving, I'm reloading.
(( Pardon the RP account but--
where the fuck is the butthurt.
>BI ))
(parent feeding a baby in the 1800s before airplanes were invented) here comes the nothing
Parents are pussies these days ad pussy parents raise pussy kids.
Partisan politics of the worst kind! *CLONG!* What was that? Oh nothing... just you hitting your head on a sheet of IRONy.
PART I TITTEE ISLANDS ADVENTURE updated! PART II TITTEE ISLANDS ADVENTURE 2000 updated!
party peanuts sex organs
*passing a homeless furry*hey man you got any changeoh sure man just let me-*friend stops me* dont give him anything man he's just gonna spend it on a bike pump
Passing by two co workers at the warehouse I overheard "that's not MY penis"
paul> animal genitalia is just... no / Pancake> animal genitals are hot / paul> maybe in furry porn / paul> where they just have a massive human penis. / paul> but in real life it's always some weird shape or weird color.
PBeaud6981: soes any boby no what metallicas first music video was
Peace March (An alien's perspective)
peace treaty no bashing
peanut butter the atheists nightmare
peanut shells contain phycoactive substance what
Pearl blue balls herself yet again
Pee isn't even that good unless you heat it up
peeks in door and slowly walks in
<peng> NOT JUST A PEN
<peng> A LIGHT UP PEN
<peng> IT GLOWED
<peng> IT WAS AWESOME
<peng> IT GAVE ME JOY
<Amanda> SHE WANTED IT AS A TOKEN BY WHICH TO REMEMBER YOU
<peng> I think she used it as a dildo.
Penially Challenged
penis in ear = dance all night
Penis in teh butt. / Playstation Home or X-Box Live?
Penis.....it just doesn't match anything else in this room :no:
People can have sex without getting pregnant. Its called buttsex :D
People create religion, too.
People dressed in fursuits, dressed in people suits, and walking dogs.
People / Eating / Tasty / Animals ... People / Eating / Tiny / Animals
People Excusing Terrorist Attacks
People get attacked by canadian geese for crying out loud... / but it's not the gooses fault!!!!
people have killed people omg!
People have killed people. (we deny that)
Microwaves have killed people. (companies deny that)
Ads killed people. (Everyone denies that)
Bunnies killed people. (WTF?!)
People having a correct opinion on something makes them liberal therefore bad. I always love that insult. Liberal is rarely used as an insult at the right time.
people here can be sick!
People like her because she has VAMPIRE WINGGSS and RED EYESSSSSS
People on here act like crayons are criminal!
People seem to always think i'm a John Candy or John Belushi fact-kin even though that they and I know that you know...they're dead.
People that say abortion is murder,
let me ask you something.
IF ABORTION IS MURDER,
is an ultrasound pornography?
No, I thought not.
Then again, these are my opinions.
Pro-life or Pro-choice, it doesn't matter,
we're all humans.
People to Sketch ???
People unpleaser
People voted for Bush because John Kerry is a gigolo, Rush said so and this proves it. So it wasn't a vote for Iraq so much as a vote against male prostitution.
People who do plagiarism makes me want to get my shotgun
People who find fictional characters attractive.
people who larp are dead failed peopel walking SAD failures of EVERYTHING
people who like art are so simple-minded you're like an amoeba that reacts randomly to meaningless stimuli
People who think certain colours are homosexual....
Peperony and chease
Pepsi Max and Coke Zero. <3 / ...oh, wait a minute... <(v_v)>
Perfect a celebrity's voice. Stress that you won't take any crap from some two-bit can't-hack-it pimple-faced gofer.
Perhaps the most controversial thing I've written is regarding 9/11. Everyone keeps complaining about my Lego joke. GET OVER IT, PEOPLE!
Perhaps you should wrap your lips around deez nuts.
personally i dont associate faggot with homosexual. you can be straight as the panama canal and still be a flaming faggot.
Person: "Imma moving to Canada to live with my internet girlfriend forever and ever! :3"
PeTA: People for the Eating of Tasty Animals.
peta proposes robotic groundhog for pa festival
<pete_> Dude, if I ever become an emt
<pete_> I'm so driving the ambulance to a funeral home,
<pete_> Walk in and just be like, "Hey, sorry if I'm late..."
Petition to remove the ozone layer just to see what happens
pet play but its with insects
petplay but youre a slug so i just stare at you for 3 and a half hours while you eat 1 piece of carrot
PETROL-TANK: I have blood under my fur, but not on my hands?
Great-Skua: and that's why we created hand soap....
Pffffff! Werejohncandy....... *stuffs a silver burrito down your throat* YOU'RE DONE, SON!
pfffft lol yes, because the primary intel-gathering divison of the U.S. governments top priority is the internet over terrorism and foreign threats and they would totally pose as a bunch of hackers to do it :iconimhappyplz:
PFff, I can think of a picture that has horrible smudge and dodge/burn rape in it xD
Pffft-ha ha ha ha! Look at your little baby machine! *hugs full-tower dual-core SLi rig* [/HeavyWeaponsGuy]
Pff. I'm impervious to the gay cooty, especially since my endless cynicism prevents me from catching that..
Pfft, everyone knows we should privatize the police and military. PRIVATIZING SOLVES EVERYTHING
Phatboyfoo: cannible corpse is horrible
<pHluid-> And that theoretical cap of 12k/sec, I've never seen it. 8k/sec is the tops I ever saw moving text around, except for that one mystical time when the moon was aligned properly. :
<Tom> sometimes if I drink goats blood thats still warm and cut fresh from the goat I get 800k/s
<datacide> i have sacrificed virgins and managed an extra 0.1 kb/s
<datacide> in the end i decided it is better to defile them
<datacide> gives you more on the long run
<pHluid-> datacide: That's because virgins create line noise.
pi4arctan1guy: I cam home from grocery shopping and there wasn't enough room for all my food and I thought "This isn't fair! Most people never have to deal with the frustration of not being able to fit all their food in their refrigerators!" Then, I put my hands on my big white belly and laughed a very deep laugh, while my top hat bobbed up and down and my cane leaned against my stack of property deeds and hundred dollar bills.
Picking Limes.....Hot sun, humidity, pouring rain, thorns, citric acid, sunburn all for $7.50/hour. :dance:
*picks up a phone and mashes in his number* / I didn't mean for it to be creepy.
Pick up a cold piece of shit and let it warm in your hand
picture if you will, that you are a well-to-do individual in the 70s. you have just committed the perfect murder of your spouse or business partner or something. you’ve set up all the evidence to clear of you of all possible suspicion. and now you’re on a plane on your way to a distant country under the guise of a business trip until it blows over. you are relaxing in your window seat. the pilot announces a storm approaching. as the sky darkens and turbulence hits, you look out the window. your face goes white as a sheet. there. on the plane wing. detective columbo.
Pictures of your dog, please. I'm legitimately curious.
Picture this; You and your friend are trapped in a room with a dog. No food, but plenty of water. Peta would rather you kill and eat your friend then eat the puppy.
Pie, oh pie... Each one as delicate and as awesomely beautiful in both look and taste. Especially with some custard... Mmmmm... :worship:
Pierce the body of a tiny animal with stainless-steel wire. Wear it in your ear as jewelry. If you are male, wear two. Change sets for the evening service.
pilots should be allowed to put stickers on the airplanes if they do a good job
pimp my furry
PINK FLOYD - "The Wall" was voted the number one album for 1980 by
ROLLING STONE magazine. [...] you may find it interesting that during Peron's
second administration in Argentina, THE WALL (album and movie) was
banned as one of many restrictions placed on expression. The word
"vector" was banned, too (nobody seems to know just why). -- from the PMRC's list of dangerous rock musicians, 1985
Pinky and Stinky are the first piglets in space; these are their adventures after they crashland on the moon.
Pinky: Gee, Brain, what are we going to do tonight? / Brain: The same thing we do every night, try to take over the world!
Pirates all the way. Wenches, swag, shore leave. Have your ever seen a ninja kill a man with a peg leg?
piss before drugs, you'll be nice and snug
Pistols it shall be.
pistol whipping my self to gain Endurance
Pita, huh? That sounds like some tree-huggin' liberal yuppie grub if you ask me. I like them with hummus.
pizza in oven
PJ- I'm mad crushing on your bearded ass. - w4m
PLACE A VENDING MACHINE ON THE MOON AND IF ANY OF THE CANS DISAPPEAR, IT MEANS ALIENS EXIST!
Place blocks of dry ice near the air ducts. Take off your shoes and socks.
Place your bets. Who will demolish Hitler first!? Napoleon? Or Attilla the Hunn?
Plagiarism is one of the most despicable things in the world. And Karma's a bitch, so don't steal
Plants are considered intelligent... Have fun starving, mate.
Plants feel pain too but you still eat them do you not?
Plants produce oxygen, which YOU depend on. Wolves only produce shit; would you rather breath shit than fresh air?
Play a sitar in the background.
Play doodoo games = win stinky prizes
Play for more than you can afford to lose, and you will learn about hospital care.
playing tennis with a wasp
Play nuclear chicken with a small third world nation
play stupid games win aweswome toys
Please, check out the "Please Click My Dragons" thread.
please click my dragons
PLEASE DO ALL OF THESE THINGS SO I WON’T THINK YOU’RE ANY DIFFERENT FROM THE OTHER STUPID, LAME, CRAZY, MEAN GUYS I’VE MET ON THIS SITE.
Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
Please don't fall for the "THEY OPEN YOU UP AND SHOOT THE POOR DEFENCELESS BABY IN THE FACE" rubbish.
Please don't fat shame my cock :(
Please don't hate my taste in music...
Please don't use this word. It makes you look like a 13-year-old 3r33t h4x0r, and that's not particularly the image you want to have.
Please.... everyone know's that Jesus played guitar on a few of ZZ-Tops albums!!! Every time Billy Gibbons couldn't nail a lick, Jesus stepped into the studio!!!
Please go into your bedroom, lock the door, and never come out again. Don't move, don't attempt to think, and definitely don't attempt to write. Ever.
Please help me design a buisness card!
Please, hopefully not British royalty.
Please i do not believe in hell
PLEASE KEEP POSTING YOU ARE CAUSING US ALL TO SHIT OUR BABYFUR DIAPERS WITH LAUGHTER.
please my friends are doing psychedelics and for whatever reason one of them asked me if I have anything to read and I checked my bag and all I have us Dante’s Inferno
Please! Oh, God! My virginity! NOOOOOOOOO...
Please, please, PLEASE tell me you're being sarcastic.
please put us out of your misery
Please remind him that there are so many fucking people online and weird shit gets eyeballs on it
please respect the sanctity of UFO chat
"Please shut the fuck up." To your credit, that is the only argument a pro-choicer has, I guess.
Please speak english! Please read your post aloud and see if it makes sence.
Please stop making fun of my big, wet, disgusting eyes. They allow me to see shrimp and other small prey in the darkness of the abyssal plain.
Please take my Pez. I have too much respect for the Pez to throw them away, but they are cluttering up my office.
Please tell me every thing you know about Auras
Please trade me a 12 pack of caffeine Free Diet Coke for the bag of feet.
Please try one of our region's traditional haircuts such as The Day Drinker or Tractor Accident.
Please understand the comment I made in september of 2014 was when I was young and stupid <3 / that is true, although I hid mine cause I wanted to cross out what I had there originally and write 'old comment is old, leave it alone please' underneath
Please wait one moment while I go laugh my ass off in the corner.
Pleasure doing business with you.
<Plot> I was either going to die now
<Plot> or get 80% third degree burns atleast
<Plot> someone had the gas nob opened
<Plot> I went into kitchen
<Plot> switched a bulb
<Plot> and wham
<Plot> kitchen was filled with one big ass fire ball
<theForger> woah dude
<C--> damn
<Jyrsija> jesus
<ThaDragon> If you just blow up your kitchen, and then proceed to get on IRC and tell people about it, you might be a junkie.
plushie death video
plus im planning to get a tatt that sez "S.K.I.T." in gothic text or old anglish or something like that. meaning SERIAL KILLER IN TRAINING
Plus, releasing domesticated hamsters is bad :p they would die on their own.
plz don't hack into my hard disk and steal my cookies
Point being, for the likewise attention-span-challenged: THIS SECTION IS NEITHER MEANT FOR THOSE SEEKING LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIPS, NOR FOR THOSE JUST TROLLING FOR ASS.
*pointing to an american* you know that thing would eat you if you were a yummy burger, right??
*points to your avatar* / That would be Christian God when he wanted to shoot some sense into us with a bow and arrow / Damn their primitive technology!!!
Poisoned Green Tea ice-cream. / I know it's poisoned too. I could eat it, but then I'll die. / Lets just put it this way, I doubt I'll hit the ground alive. Green tea ice-cream was invented by some sort of genius.
-Poke Ray Toro's Afro -Move to Taihiti and indulge in legal Polyandry so I can get myself 7 husbands -Toast marshmallows over a bunsen burner in science lab -Become an ER surgeon so I can be all "I slice people open for a living :D" -Learn to understand British slang -PET A PENGUIN!
(poking head up from self suck) augh this tastes like dog shit (goes back for more)
Poledancing in Stiletto higheeled- rubber rainboots and a fire-man hat
Police have charged a 14-year-old boy of "meowing" at his 78-year-old neighbor every time he sees her.
polintikle currectness on tele
Politics? In my everything?
poll is suicide a variation of murder
"Polygamy would give other guys/women too much of an unfair advantage" How so? :iconfuckingkiddingmeplz: Yes, a plz icon is a good and legitimate argument.
Poodude is the most infamous troll on DA. He made at least +100 accounts.
<Pookablu> Ron Dwight, the author of the RAR compression format, passed away a few days ago.
<ev> he was found in several same-size pieces and had to be combined to put him in the coffin
Pool's closed due to Commies stealing our precious bodily flu-- MEIN FUHRER! I CAN WALK!
Poop before shower ultimate power, Poop after bath you're on the wrong path
poor Australia, Is it true that (most) people who started there were dropped off to die?
Poor little Norbert....luckily your pet didn't LOVE to touch you in the crotch like my pet snake....who is dead now by the way.... / -.- Off all the places he had to touch me in....it had to be thy crotch!!!!
POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
Popcorn No, no, thank you for the good laughs. It's been four years and I had forgotten about this comment section. Going back and reading through it, holy shit!
Popcorn not only makes you fat it also makes you fucking STUPID.
popcorn's hot, enjoy the movies
<popemichael> I'm thinking about drinking a little tonight too. It might make my pain pills work better.
<jamie> Isn't there a "do not take with alcohol" warning on your pill bottle?
<popemichael> It's okay, I took it off.
*Pops Champagne* / Ding Dong, the wicked witch is dead!
pops head out of the hole and sniffs
*pops up / *Breaks through the metal wall like Spongebob* Did someone say Blazing Dragons ?
population decline gewd or ebil
Population Smopulation
Pornements? NOOOOOOOOOO!
pose could be what ever you like myabe have her seductively licking a cremesickle
Possible McDonald's slogan evolution next 20 yrs: i'm lovin' it -> im lovin it -> mm..lovin it -> mm...eat -> haha..mmm.. -> m.haha...yeh..m
Possible sleepwalking. Asian lust. Another scheduled fight.
Possibly in Need of Exorcist
post a warning of the riseing apocalypse of waffles !!!!!
Post count = Penis size. / It r a fact. I know from my learnings.
post nut agony
posts that make you want to get in the water
Posts that melt my brain into a puddle of toxic slutch (derogatory)
post your comebacks for / yiff in hell, die in a fire, drink bleach, ect.
pot smokers suck? I would like to point out that your avatar is a picture of John Lennon.
pot smoking jewish girls getting pregnant by illegal aliens
POUNCE (the bad kind of pounce) THE NONBELIEVER!!!
Powerful MAGIC To Maximize Disk Space
"Power Puff" and "porn" can never be in the same anything...
Ppl actually like when i explode into gore onto them
practicing violent botany
Praise fries, and extra-skinny fries involving any combination of truffle, garlic and parmesan. Mmmm..... Greasy battered fanciness.
PRAISE IT FOR THE SMOOOTH LINES. I LOVE THOSE SMOOTH LINES. they make my day sooooo much better. ALSO PRAISE WATER TOOL FOR AWESOME BLENDING.
Praise the BAY! praise LA! PRAISE THE DISNEY MAGIC! CALIFORNIA LOVE!
Praise the "Disable Comments" function because it's nice to use it once in a while to get just favs with no comments. Oh so peaceful and quiet! :dummy:
Praise the Lord! An OFF picture! I though they went extinct. This is amazing BTW.
Praise them Pic related, they're my dogs who had their picture taken with a Mall Santa (My Grandfather).
Prayer is like Masturbation: It does nothing for the person being thought of, but at least it's an easy way to kill 5 minutes.
pray to god that our children live long enough to be able to watch an astronaut fuck an Alien
PREACH ON IT. I'm really emotional and I try to hide it and that just makes me more emotional ima sad gorl ;w;
*precocious :iconurhappyplz:
preheat oven
premeditated bomb attack vs your gun, the bomb wins every time
pre nut hysteria is real and its fatal
Preps or the popular crowd that contribute to teen pregnancy, smoking, sex, and idiocy to the degree of further submerging the already subterranean intellectual ceiling. All this in KY. I got off, but now I can quote Tupac's album " All Eyez On Me".
<Presto> why do they even do that on websites.
<Presto> If the link above is flashing you win!
<Presto> but it seems that the link is always flashing...
<Presto> infact, I have never seen it not flash.
<Moeser> its more like "if you are a gullible user, YOURE A WINNER!"
<Presto> pisses me off
<jenara> ive clicked it before
<jenara> turns out, you don't win
<jenara> you sell your soul
<jenara> TO THE DEVIL
<Moeser> NOOO NOT THE DEVIL!
* Moeser rips off his mouse button
<Moeser> must.... not... click...
PRETENDING WHAT??? I don't get it?!
Prezzzozzy: ill wipe ur ass with ur on head
Prima. Kleuter. Dat kan mij eigenlik geen zier schelen. Goedemiddag.
PRIMER FOR HOMEOWNERS: THE ELECTRICAL SYSTEM
The most important thing to find out about the electrical system is whether it cointains enough "volts", which are little tiny pieces of electricity shaped like arrows so you can tell which direction they're moving ...
The standard measurement for volts is "amps", also called "watts", which travel around in what is called a "circuit".
At the electrical company, fuel oil is burned to set fire to a generator, which gives off electrical energy in the form of sparks, which are put into wires and sent to your home, where the electricity waits in the wall until you turn on your toaster, at which point it rushes through the wire abd into the English muffin and from there into your stomach, where it remains until a cool, dry day when you are walking down a hall scuffing your feet on a carpet and you go to open a door, causing the electricity to leap into the doorknob, where it remains forever, building up over time to tremendously high levels, which os why scientists are now concerned that some unscrupulous entity such as Libya or God forbid an adolescent male ever figures how to release this power, he could, using only the latent doorknob energy contained in a singleolder ranch-style home, vaporize Oregon.
"princess parts" you have to be shot
“printer” is a special box with a demon inside it
probably shouldn't read this if you don't like dead horses
Progressive? You mean the P.C. term that Liberals gave themselves to sound more refined and matured?
Pro lifers, why you must ruin my childhood? whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
<Prometheus> Are you made of Copper and Tellurium
<Prometheus> because youre CuTe
<Cruel> Are you made of holmium and molybdenum
"Pro-Ship Cafe" Opens In NYC
Protecting the public. What in the world are those pinkos thinking?
Protip: 'A' for effort only works in kindergarten and special ed. A baker who makes cakes that taste like shit doesn't earn any points for 'sticking with it' if his cakes continue to taste like shit.
Pro tip for anyone planning on going to Midwest FurFest: in furry parlance, "ferals" is slang for any furry who's new to the scene and wants to make friends and have a great time. When you get to the convention, be sure to tell everyone you meet that you love ferals, ask where the ferals are at, that you're looking for ferals and the furries who love them. You're sure to have a great time if you do this!
Pro tip: if you have depression try distracting yourself with stupid pointless shit for the rest of your life
Protogen to protogen they say: "hey b4b3! You turn me on! ;}"
Prove to me that communisim and/or socialism are viable social structures.
psh, but we all know blonde hair and blue eyes are birth defects!
Psh, I saw the guy at my hotel a few days ago, looked happy as a clam. Wore the best leather hammer pants also.
P.S. I started hunting because of this dog [link] So blame her for it.
(Pssst...have you seen the Labyrinth manga...? *crickets* *hurricane wind blows* *tragically carried off cliff by a tumble weed*)
Psychoanalyze the order taker.
PsychoJ: Canada is like........America-lite... All of the awesome none of the bullshit.
<puertoroo> so, i was at the store and the hot female clerk was checking me out and stuff
<puertoroo> then we came back to my place and tore my bedroom up
<puertoroo> then we did it on the stove and then on the washing machine
<HuhWhat> And in the real world, what happened?
<puertoroo> ....i never even made it to the store :(
<PufF-> think im gonna wait to smoke up til i get to work
<PufF-> i dont like driving high
Pull aside an unruly child in a preschool Sunday School class and say: If you're bad in here, you'll go to Hell.
Pulling the dangling things under a White cow will probably give you milk....but oulling the dangling things below a black cow will give you.......... something else... :iconhurrdurrplz:
pullin out your spine n crackin it like a whip
*pulls away from the kiss and looks away bashfully* i-i'm sorry but.. i don't like it when your giant blood spider watches us make out
*Pulls out a lawn chair and sits with a cold lemonade* / The fireworks here are gonna be sweet. I'm just gonna sit back and watch.
*pulls out gizmo* check it out dude, i got a noetic resonator at the surplus store *turns dial up to max* *everyone in the room starts biting & tearing into each other*
pull yourself up by the jockstrap
<purem> my sk00l had an anthrax scare today
<purem> it ended up being some poor guys coke :(
<purem> he's prolly gonna get expelled :/
<purem> or at least kicked outta the faculty
<purem> and then executed
<Morris> haha
<Morris> They mistook some coccaine for anthrax?
<purem> yeah
<Morris> hehe
<Morris> Poor guy
<Morris> All he wanted, was to do his lines.
<purem> ya
<purem> it's bad enough that he lost his coke, but he had to go and quarintine like 600 people into that building for like 4 hours
<purem> heh
<Morris> :/
<purem> rough day
<Morris> Coke heads around the world now lable their coke with "Not Anthrax" stickers.
<purem> "COCAINE INSIDE"
Purifying a tainted well by shooting the water.Deciphering an ancient tome written in an unknown language by shooting the book.
pussy got me saying holy moly
Put a little stink on that slop !!!
Put an extra edge in your voice when you say "crazy bread."
Put a pancake on a girl’s head when she’s asleep to keep her warm and safe.
Put me back in the water right now or ill die
*puts hands on your ass* *we teleport to a high mountain and share a passionate kiss*
*puts meme on a throne and fans it* / The plan is going well...too well...
Put stray dogs in coat closets.
Put the accent on the last syllable of "pepperoni." Use the long "i" sound.