<kalani> Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed into a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death life is only a dream and we're the imagination of ourselves...Here's Tom with the weather.
karkatwontmarryyou: AUGH NO
karkatwontmarryyou: ahdhdgfff~
karkatwontmarryyou: ahsagdgfgf
karkatwontmarryyou: agsgdgfff
karkatwontmarryyou: ajujujuju~
karkatwontmarryyou: ...ORZ
karkatwontmarryyou: ORZ?
karkatwontmarryyou: OH OKAY
karkatwontmarryyou: OKAY
karkatwontmarryyou: okay o3o
karkatwontmarryyou: IT MEANS I LOVE YOU IN DINOSAURR~
karkatwontmarryyou: It's a bandwagon~
karkatwontmarryyou: It is, yes
karkatwontmarryyou: indeeeeed
karkatwontmarryyou: lolkay
<KaRn> so if i made a million $ american and moved to canada.....i'd be richer?
"KAWAII CHIBI JIHAD~~ DESU DESU DESU!!~~" *dies*
kawaii desudesu / Cute wha?
KawaiiDesuSparkleing: NO SVE TEH WOLFS I AM WOLF IN RL STOP H8ING!!!!!
KawaiiDesuSparkleing: WAT R U TLKING ABOUT UR SO MEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111
CLIDEthewolf: im a wolf as well as you, and im not messing around. im sick and tired of people taking the mick out of us, are you?
CLIDEthewolf: you make me sick. im a wolf as well as KawaiiDesuSparkleing and wolves kill to defend themselves and to hunt. take a look at the food chain and gets your facts right. *snarls* Just BACK OFF.
CLIDEthewolf: I do every time I'm pissed, my friends think I'm half wolf but in fact I AM therian or werewolf whatever you want to call it but I am animagus and I dont give a crap of what you think! Lol!
Keep Cock Teasing
keep getting badge and full commissions for wolf upon wolf. / *blows brains out*
Keep hitting your head with that cane and something is bound to get through. Or you could try the health care bill yourself.
Keep in mind that my icon is a guinea pig, not a bloody hamster.
"Keep things civil please!" Ha ha! (I could continue this for many lines, but you get the point.)
keep this simple equation in mind 5 speed manual not a communist
Keep you re fat fucking fingers (and hands) to yourself.
Kenaz1220: ill choke your as out fuker!
Kermit Gosnell and so many like him
kernel? lol! / Ooohh!! I know one! and you already have it!! just hold down your power button for 8 seconds and your computer will automatically switch to it :3
KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
<@|KFG|Candle[DDD]> im from uganda
<@cylyk> interesting
<@cylyk> i'm canadian!
<@|KFG|Candle[DDD]> actually im not from uganda
<@|KFG|Candle[DDD]> where is canada?
<@swolf> its an american expansion pack
kgbvax? kremvax? Chernenko actually use a terminal? Do you really believe all that? Would you like to buy some desert land? -- reply to the kremvax April Fools post, Usenet, 1984
kicking my feet n giggling you're kinda scary
*kicks dog and throws kibble at it*
Kid dies by copying some fighting scene
Kid dies from copying Naruto move
Kids afraid of butterflies? Are you serious?
Kids who cant differenciate from anime and real life screw up Death Note for US!!
<Kiell> so it was my mate's funeral the other day
<Kiell> the parents asked his girlfriend to choose a song that he liked.
<Kiell> and between them they picked out "Bombtrack" by Rage Against The Machine.
<Kiell> So, just before the coffin disappeared to be cremated, Zach de la Rocha is screaming "burn, burn, yes you're gonna burn".
<Kiell> Funniest. Funeral. Ever.
killer window blinds
Kill him with fire, honey!
killing babies is wrong. just think: they can grow up to be forum posters.
KILLING SPREE / Wow. Too many references. My brain cannot analyze.
Kill them all and let the highway patrol and coroner sort em out.
“kill them with kindness” wrong, chain lightning.
Kill the part of you that feels like you need to put a bra on before people come over
Kinda. It's funny :P and most birds don't have a dick XD.
kind fat guys save me every day
kindly fuck yourself with a cactus / fuck yourself with a cactus, thx.
Kind of like how the UN operates.
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Come at me bro.
king gizzard and the lizard wizard is like music made on a conveyor belt
king jizzer and the wizard pisser
King Kong: Fuck, it's a long way down !
<Kira> Tuesday was Groundhog Day and the State of the Union Address. As Air America Radio pointed out, it is an ironic
juxtaposition: one involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a creature of little intelligence for prognostication and the other involves a groundhog.
Kirsten Stewart is the worst actress ever. :icondeathstareplz: And what with that facial expression. In the books she laughs. LAUGHS.
Kiss Sis... :iconotlplz: I'm so ashamed...
KitterLittie> Man, this sucks KitterLittie> I just sat down to poo, but before I even sit down I hear this big *KERSPLOOOSH!* KitterLittie> So I'm all freaked out, wondering how that happened, I jump and turn around... KitterLittie> Turns out that I forgot I had the TV remote in my back pocket before I took my pants down :(
kitty-chan2: :bulletred: Sometimes they do. :bulletwhite: So I'm stupid, because you say I'm stupid. :bulletblue: Okay, dummy, say bye to the lout:~AnimatedWolf!:heart: :icondummywaveplz: :aww:
LisaMini3: WOLF EXPURT RIGHT THAR. :iconderpwolfplz:
<Kitty> h1 u wnat 2 d8?
<tavaryn> no nall, you're too l8
<Kitty> :(
<Kitty> but it is r f8
<tavaryn> maybe you should w8
<tavaryn> because we just can't rel8
<Kitty> but we r old enuf 2 m8
<tavaryn> you can't put food on my pl8
<Kitty> but when im with u i feel gr8
<Kitty> i thought we were going fishing i already bought the b8
<tavaryn> maybe i should give you another chance with a clean sl8
kixor: well, how are you going to get around the north american ip ban?
Kovia: duh, last i checked i live in texas
Kovia: and texas is south america
Kovia: way to go, idiot
kKatethewolFf: >:l Dream crusher....I like to crush your dreams. How would you like that!
kKatethewolFf: :l i have young dreams....I'm only 12 my destiny will "not!" Change. Also thats something i would never say....You probably would because of how negative you are, No need to crush a 12 year old girl's dreams o-o
kKatethewolFf: Well im turning 13 soon....
kKatethewolFf: thanks for not reporting me but my birthday is coming up soon though...
kKatethewolFf: i wont let that put me down.
<kleitin> where are u guys from?
<Hyperbyte> I am from the Netherlands
<kleitin> netherlands is in usa ?
Knocked up my workplace with my 40 hour long week and it gave birth to a beautiful baby paycheck
knockin out his tonsil stones with the strap
Knocks all of this bullshit off the counter
*knocks hotdog out of your hand*Cmon you know I don’t eat that junk
KNOCK THE HELL OFF!!! This is NOT deviantPORN for christ sake!
Knock the Pants off that Ass!
knowing when not to open the comments is a skill
Known issue, and not limited to the far-right. We've all seen more than a few leftists get off to violence against pigs,...
knuckle tat that just says Hi
Knuckle tattoo that says %APP DATA
Kohlberg would be mortified. :)
<Kolar> For the record, I want to get a copy of that one video of JFK getting shot, so I can dub in the Unreal Tournament 'HEADSHOT!' sound clip.
<Kolar> Lee_Harvey_Oswald is on a KILLING SPREE.
<Domarcet> So what does that make the film of Ruby shooting Oswald?
<Kolar> Lee_Harvey_Oswald's Killing Spree has been ended by Jack_Ruby.
<Kolar> Jack_Ruby was looking good until he died of cancer in prison!
<Kolar> And then the chat window could come up and say "JFKennedy: OMG camper fagz"
<kolby> you know those bathrooms at football stadiums where like a bunch of guys just stand next to each other and piss in em?
<kolby> they had a smaller version of that in this restaraunt and I looked up while I was taking a piss and there was a mirror
<kolby> I started messing with my hair and I pissed all over myself and everyone behind me had this horrified look
<Scofco> hahaha, so you were pissing in the fucking sink?
<kolby> huh?
<kolby> ...fuck
<korosu> I can't believe I just took a shit in my bathing suit at the beach. What the fuck? I cant stand up and take it to the ocean, because I am wading in a puddle of feces at this very moment. Any change in my seating position will send my poo spilling down my legs and into view of every sunbather within 30 feet of me. There is no way I can play this off as a fart.
<korosu> It doesn't help at all that I've been spun out for 3 days. I can hardly see straight! How am I possibly going to explain this to my wife when she comes back from getting chili dogs to ask me what the fuck I just did in the presence of my children? She'll make me drop trau in front of everyone again. There it is. The family on the blanket to the right of me just asked if I could smell "that". I gotta go.
<Kosmo`> Why is it called PUBLIC hair if it's on a "private" part?
<pakz> you moron! it's not PUBLIC, it's PUBIC
<Kosmo`> uh... really!?!? HOLY SHIT!
<pakz> what?
<Kosmo`> hehe, now I see why my girlfriend laughed when I asked her "why don't you shave your public hair?"
<Kris> I tried to use an ouija board as a mouse-pad once, but my stupid <censored>ing mouse kept opening diablo2 when I wasn't watching
Kristopolous: I don't think we should have thermometers, speedometers, or odometers.
Kristopolous: This is America damn it!
Kristopolous: Thermofeet, speedofeet, and odofeet for me, thank you very much!
<kuribo> either this CD player is possessed or it's trying to tell me to take out this Avril Lavigne CD
<kuribo> i would think it was these cheap ass CDrs i bought
<kuribo> but my christina aguilera retail CD does it too
<MikeSweetser> Ted, every insight into your CD collection reveals more of a damaged, lonely man. :)
<Kurt> Good day prospective employer, I am both smarter than a hatful of periwinkles and prettier than two bags of smashed assholes. Fail to employ me at your own risk.
Kuwaizair: yes. totally. he possibly wanted them in between rye bread slices. or wanted a wolf hat.. or was in love with Little Red Riding Hood.
Citras: No. He was actually very against hunting, but was on a camping trip with my cousin.