<zamros> haha yeah being a plumber would be fucking awesome actually
<zamros> like if i had my own fuckin' company
<zamros> with a van and shit
<zamros> like i'd go in to a plumbing business with a friend
<zamros> cuz like when you got two motherfuckers putting the time and money in
<zamros> you can buy a van
<zamros> you can buy fuckin tools
<zamros> you can buy advertising and shit
<zamros> haha i'd have the funniest fucking public access commercials for my plumbing business
<zamros> like some dude would be taking a shit
<zamros> and he'd jiggle the handle
<zamros> and he'd be like ".....FUCK!"
<zamros> then he falls over on the toilet and grabs the phone
<zamros> and calls me
<zamros> and he's like "HELLPP!!!"
<zamros> then i bust through the fucking wall
<zamros> and fucking beat the shit out of a big monster in the toilet1
<zamros> with a plunger
<zamros> and the dude is laying in his own shit on the floor
<zamros> with the phone in his hand
<zamros> and after i won the fight he'd be like "THANK YOU ZAMROS INC"
<zamros> and he'd hug me and i'd get shit all over me
<zamros> and i'd be like "ALL IN A DAY'S WORK"
<zamros> and then bust through the other wall
ZangTT> the earth IS flat. it just stuffs its bra.
<Zanthis(ALE)> AFK, tornado
*zaps you with my Wand of Inflict Gunshot Wound*
<zealous> I was walking to the mobil gas station this morning to get my ride to work as I do every morning (weekdays anyway) when I decided that instead of walking the long way around I would just jump the little wall (about 3 feet high) and get there quicker, well when I went to jump the wall I started off with my left foot instead of my right like I usually do and I didn't bring my foot up quick enough thus catching the wall and sending me face first
<zealous> into the ground but somehow I managed to do some wild ninja tuck and roll things ending up on my feet and staring at some guy who was quite bugged eyed so I just raised my arms in a "v" and yelled hazah at the top of my lungs
"ZEBRA-F*CK SCREW EYED YOGHURT PORTUGUESE KIOSK MOTHERF*CKING CHICKENHAWK!" / ....Often followed by an unspellable noise.
Zebras are bitchin' awesome.
Zebras are much cooler. stripes beeyotch.
Zen: What is the sound of one doughnut clapping?
^zeruch has a banhammer. He's better than you by default.
Zeruch I'm sorry we quarreled, can you take this ring and be mine--forever.
<zetathustra> is afraid that it was a man gets out the numbers have vibrated themselves into orange survival suits and step on you
ze very fabric of ze essenze is in qvestion, yes, yes.
zippo listen here freak ur discusting dog shit and a liar
Zip your vagina mate, shut your pie hole, whatever you'd like to call it
zlisiza2232: we bild over thair homes and thats why thay attack
zlisiza2232: what the fuck ever
zombear craves your flesh
"ZOMG EMPIRE AT WAR IS OUT IT'S MADE BY THE SAME DUDES WHO MAKE COMMAND AND CONQUER IT'LL BE AWESOME!" / *several land-battle later* / "...Why did I buy this again?"
ZOMG!!!! That is teh awesum! <333333333333333333333333333333332
Zoos are for money and nothing else. Animals should not be kept in cages.
* zYgoat announces a historic moment in the history of powered human flight
* zYgoat reaches into his backpack
* zYgoat pulls out a rocket powered dildo
<zYgoat> }===========>
* zYgoat jams it up Mikeyben's ass
* zYgoat takes a sledgehammer and slams it all the way-in
* zYgoat cues up Tom Petty - Don't Come Around Here No More
* zYgoat lights the fuse and salutes
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