oAo You saw an abortion video on a Spanish Judge show? Because thats the one I'm talking about - and it honestly doesn't matter to me if they feel anything or not.
Obese City is a site that makes me want to never eat again and hide in my closet crying
OBJECTION! He dies for our sins on the cross, THEN he rose from the dead as our one and only saviour. He is risen, he is lord, and he is most DEFFINITELY ALIVE! :D
OBRERO, CAMPESINO, TELE-ADICTO, LIBERENSE DE UNA VEZ y PARA SIEMPRE!!!
OCD - kill it with fire.
Oct 1: Double Meat With Bacon
Oct 1: "You Are Being Shagged By a Rare Parrot"
Oct 29: Autotune the Health Care Peace Prize
Ode to My Hand (not a Grecian Urn)
OEMG DERE BE ANTHOR 1 OF ME!111 / peenyt butt0r? dat iz AMEZING!!1111 / i luv u
Of course animals don't kill for fucking fun.
I wouldn't have an abortion for a "game".
I'd have an abortion because I can afford to have the flesh ripped out of me. Otherwise, I just use herbal remedies to miscarriage.
Of course God notices us. Everyone likes an ego boost.
Of course I didn't look up the word 'pretentious'... did you? *yawn*
Of course! It's so obvious! If we give everyone guns then violence will simply not occur!
Of course I wasn't a dragon in a past life. I was a phoenix. Obviously.
Of course not as freaky as creating a mini-graveyard 15 feet from 18 wheelers doing 75 miles per hour and hauling pig shit. But hey, to each his own I guess.
Of course people who run around in animal costumes would never think of touching drugs
...of course that could totally backfire in the worst possible way and end up in him gutting you and storing your internal organs in his fridge.
Of course the birth rate had plummeted and lately massive suicides had occurred among women of all kinds. Children were committing suicide as young as age 3, even the males.
of course / they always come back, because it turns out you can never leave
Of course, we're talking about people that will sew a sock into a Fievel Mouse doll in order to be able to say they have a piece of ass waiting for them at home.
offensive?
offensive house-guest needed (no joke)
*offers you a box of chocolate*
Offer to pay for the pizza with a public flogging.
Office chair. BUT I'M NOT IN AN OFFICE!!!!!!!! :omfg: The police will get me soon.... :paranoid:
Officer Friendly: Take a GOOD LOOK, Timmy... THIS could happen to YOU!
Officer Friendly: Timmy, have you ever seen what happens to boys who DON'T date girls in high school?
official starving artist
OHAI THAR. :D
FFF, Stewart/Marks IRL OTP.
Best part of stamp=Judas totally winning the tongue war. Guess all that righteous son-of-god power doesn't come into effect for these sorts of battles.
o hai troll
Oh and a Singing purple dog is a-ok
Oh and "emo" is not different or alternative at all, in fact if you are an "emo" then you are probably just joining a crowd.
Oh and ref pics or journals about this character all the time x_x "TODAY JON, MY CHARACTER ATE A PENCIL lol" / With a jar ?
oh, and someone absolutely have to change "Stairway to Heaven"'s lyrics...
oh, and when donnie is in tharapy and he almost jacks-off infront of his tharapist! i was laughing my ass off!
Oh, and where does the wasabi go (the belly button just seems wrong)?
Oh baby baby baby put your warm bread in my hot, electrically-warmed slit, baby baby I'm gonna pop up let me spill my crumbs all over your extension cord? / . . . / This thread is made of win and god for that image alone.
oh boy your only 12, enjoy youth, I'm 14 and let me tell you, you learn more things from 12-14 than you do 0-12.
Oh, by the way, I only collect FINGERnails. No toenail clippings, please.
Oh, christ. What's next, national Start With Your Left Foot When You're Walking Anywhere day? This crap's getting ridiculous. Every single tedious activity does not deserve its own damn day of the year.
Oh, C'mon... I know you have one... You can share it with me, buddy!!! :D NO. NONONO. STAY RIGHT THERE. Don't you DARE click the arrow on the top left of your computer screen! Now sit your BUTT down on your chair/bed wherever you're sitting and tell me!
Oh, c'mon... smoke a joint and you'll get at least +2 to a Funy / Well... how about this? / Life of a Furry
oh crap on you im gonna go cut myself. JK im too scawed! come on you pieces of chipunga! POST!! IM BORED THIS IS STOOPID JORDYN THIS ISNT EVEN FUN!
Oh dear, another's had a smallish brain fart haven't they?
oh dear god biber staring in back to the future remake
Oh, dear God, no! Not an emo hamster! *runs away, screaming in fear* / :p
oh dear god, PUT YA TITS AWAY!!!
OH DEAR GOD. SOMEONE WITH AN OPINION. SHOOT THEM DOWN, QUICKLY. BEFORE INTELLIGENCE CREEPS INTO OUR MINDS.
oh dear i must be man pregnant 3
OH EM JEE!!! AHAHAHA rotflmfao!!! That would be hilarious!!!! I want to see a zombie romance spoof, where a couple of zombies eats an intestine with candlelight and classical music, and they meet and eat each other's faces off...funny...hehe
Oh everyone dies :) But the reason blondes might go extinct is because a lot of brunettes and redheads are dying their hair blonde to look prettier, and their NOT-blonde genes are passed on, and since they look just as pretty as the blonde, they are beating the blondes at making new kids. =P So in (insert amount of years here), blondes might have totally disappeared off the face of the Earth. :meow: Sad, huh?
oh fart, do I have to send you to a damn dictionary every time I post on one of your topics. Explosives are chemicals likely to explode. A pressure cooker is a container that pressurises for cooking.
Oh fooie...Seems I'm out of ideas.
Oh for crying out loud. Don't they know, we have nothing to fear from free information, other then pop-up adds?
Oh for the love of god.
Oh, fucking kids... I wish I wasn't one of them... / I cry to everything.
Oh god
oh god another one
OH GOD DAMMIT! I spent countless hours slaving over a workbench with glue tape, knives, a sewing kit and dead animals creating a masterpiece and this is what fucking happens to it? DAMMIT! / THAT THING WAS ART BEFORE THE OCEAN GOT AHOLD
OH GOD DESCENT! 360 degrees of pure "motionage."
Oh, god. I love dissections. We dissected fetal pigs, and it was TOTALLY different from the textbook experience.
OH goD!!! i'm going to sound soooo stupid...what does the term "emo" refer to?
Oh, god, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to disturb you
oh god i needed this edible to hit as good as it did right now god is real
OH GOD, NO!! ALL THOSE YEARS, WASTED... WHY DID I TRY AND PLAY GOD?!? / EDIT - ninja'd.
Oh God, Not Another One *headdesk*
Oh god now I sound all happy-feely. FUCK!
Oh godohgod. It's so FUCKING DISGUSTING. *NOT FOR WEAKHEARTED!*
“Oh, God… Oh, God! Let me ask a question: what do you get when you take a movie, that's ASS, and you make it into a game? You get a piece of shit! Now, if you get a piece of ass, that's… a good thing. But if you get a piece of SHIT, you don't want that! And this of course, is Independence Day for the PlayStation. I don't even wanna talk about this. It's makin' me sick. MAKIN' ME SICK!”
Oh gods!! Preyfar shopped at DELL!! He's contaminated!! / *runs out of the room. Returns in a bio-hazard suit with a powerhose.* / Don't worry man, this won't hurt much. / The hose ripping your skin off should make you black out pretty quickly!
OH GOD! THE EYES! THEY BURN! / and remember children this scary little thought, these people are (attempting to at least) breeding......
oh god the mental images THE MENTAL IMAGES WHYYY
Oh God, this means that I cannot have a USB cable in my hair D: ?
Oh god, those "quiverfull" families freak me the fuck out.
OH GOD WE NEED TO INFORM THE PRESIDENT OF THE INCOMING BURST OF BABIES.
Oh great, another zombie thread. Hang on and let me make my turn undead check.
oh great. i think i need to go get my wolfaboo-repelant...
Oh great, you just made my dog make a mad dash for the backyard! (he does that everytime he hears the word "squirrel")
Oh Griffin. "Flock off, feather-face!" XDD
oh hai while you were pissed off at sopa pipa fbi your moms meatloaf
oh hayley dont start on the vegans please i need you alive for parkway. / Hahaha, vegans pissed me off first ;)
oh hell yeah. If I ever had an ass it was gone the second she found out.
[..Oh hey I don't even listen to music on my computer: Silent Brothers "Quasar" Alba EP // Toes In The Sand 016, 2007 \\ ALAC 881kbps lol wut?..]
Ohh, fur, how I love fur.
I have a mink coat, a fox stole and a taxidermy fox tail. I'm too scared to wear them out, though. My mom keeps telling me that someone's gonna throw paint on me.
Ohhh the earthly delights
OHHH! We can create a brown noise machine and cut it on in DC!
ohh man i dont feel so good what did you say you put in that nerds gummy clusters casserole
Oh, I assumed you had read my "edit" reply. It ended up being a typo in the newspaper. The "A" was meant to be a "Y". AND YEAH I COULD IF I WAS SOME SORT OF WRITER OR SOMETHI--- wait...
oh. I didnt realize "anti psych" meant, like, deconstructing the social hegemony of psychiatry. I said I was anti psyche because I believe in systematically destroying the soul
Oh, I don't mind when my crotchless panties creep right up on me
OH, I GET IT. I seriously lol'd. SERIOUSLY.
Oh I love those! When I was in about the fourth grade, there was one at the zoo. It's feathers were so fine and beautiful my lil 9 year old brain thought it was painted on something! Then it moved~
Blew my mind
Oh I’m so sleepy… won’t you use !tuck to tuck me into bed?
oh ... i see ... lol ... well, i can only think of one ... *shrugs* but thats a custon Nerf Gun =D
Oh I see, well, watch your back.
oh it's close, it's very close. when you least suspect.............KABOOM!!!!
Oh, Jesus! Fuck me harder! OH YESSSS.
Oh lord. This is why Ashton Kutcher is allowed to live, isn't it? DAMN YOU PEOPLE WHO LIKE CRAPPY MOVIES WITH CRAPPY ACTORS!! :shakes fist:
Oh mai gawd wolfies nevar hurts pepole. I has one in my house. I GOT MY HAND BIT BIT OFF BY SERINA MOON MAH WOLF PET BUT IT GOT PUT BACK AGAIN. I deny it because I stil think he's a cutie and wouldn't harm anybody. Also Serena moon killed my unborn chld for me. A wild c section if you will. I still deny it cause abortion is bad cos that big scar on my belly is a sign of love that serena moon has for me. he's sooooooo harmless.
That was so offensive I know, but there are just so many uneducated people who jump on the wagon that Wolves are harmless and are better than domesticated dogs just cause they howl at the moon. :roll:
Oh man, back in Freshman year I took an awesome trip. The colors were so VIVID, you know? I... / Oh wait. / Disregard.
OH MAN TOTALLY IMPORTANT YO, I MEAN LIKE DAT SHIT IS CRITICAL. Never had a girlfriend. :( Or a boyfriend.
]oh man you'r hopeles :'3
oh man you'r hopeles :'3
<ohm> damn
<ohm> FUCK
<ohm> DAMN
<ohm> i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up
<ohm> FUCK
<ohm> i go like this to her
<ohm> "i want to suck on your clit"
<ohm> FUCK
OH ME WANNA...your name will be cutiecatie...hehehehe :iconbritneyrapefaceplz: now, let the <hunger> games begin!!!
Oh my god, he just punched his stomach out, no blood or anything, just his stomach plug!
OH MY GOD I AM GETTING SICK OF THIS CRAP
that comment above urs, virusvines, was great. That comments was completely true and awesome.
But ur just telling crap that doesn't mean anything. I don't like elephants. But they kills humans sometimes.
But does they doing it for fun?
NO
the wolves neither
OH MY GOD I AM INSULTING PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET MY SELF ESTEEM IS OBVIOUSLY LOW / I want the address still :(:( / edited because adverbs are fat
oh my god i just killed it in the mcdonalds drive thru
Oh my God .... I saw Average-Looking Guy!
OH MY GOD, IT'S DANIEL FELDSPAR THE STEREOTYPICALLY AUSTRALIAN DRAGON!!! / Don't throw rocks at me because you don't understand my inside jokes, please.
Oh my god not another one of you. Jesus christ the last thing I need is another furfag waving the twin banners of "Hey guys check me out I'm sooooo waaaackyyyyyyy" and "Oh god please accept me I'm different, see?"
OH.MY.GOD.PEOPLE.WON'T.SHUT.UP.AND.LEAVE.ME.THE.FUCK.ALONE.Look,I don't have the pateince or time for this. Stop pestering me about it,alright?Gosh,you guys make a mountain over a molehill.
OH MY GOD / The message is too short. Please enter a longer message
"Oh my god! They killed _____!" / "YOU BASTARD!" / World's Worst time to say "BELIEVE IT!" or "DATTEBAIYO!
Oh my god, this is really funny. Shadow, you're cool. ghostwolfen, you have a cool username but are an idiot :XD:
Oh my god yes. Babies and toddlers with tails would look so god damn cute!
Oh My God! You dirty little GIRL! - m4w
Oh my god!! You put hoof prints on the greatest car I've ever owned!! / *climbs off Dodge* / Now I'll have to wash you. / *wanders off to find a bucket and hose*
"Oh, my real name? George W. Bush..." (Okay, I'm REEEEALLY stretching it here.)
Oh my sweet Stoker, what a relief! :faint:I thought this journal was going to say that the whole series is Over! :phew:
“Oh no, Confucius wouldn’t approve of this.”
oh noes my twinkie!
Oh noes! Who cares about starving children? I ONLY HAVE A 1GB IPOD!!!11 / :roll:
Oh noez! WE HAVE TO SAVE THE LICHENS!
OH NO I DIGITALLY REPRODUCED PARTS OF THEIR PAGE, I HAVE NOW COMMITTED IP THEFT
Oh no, I'm starting to become irrelevant again! BETTER DRINK MY OWN PISS MAKE SOMETHING UP
Oh no! Look out! It's... ... ... ... "Them."
Oh no my fur coat has paint on it, now I'll have to kill another animal. Smooth move jack.
Oh no! Not UNIX!! Isn't UNIX made by fat people??
Oh no rabid fans will whine at me! / Oh no rabid fans who can only whine at me will whine at me!OH THE HORROR
Oh no, the Titanic sank!
Oh no, what you say? / All base are belong to us? / Great Justice! Move Zig!
Oh no you didn't / (pear me will you my revenge will be swift)
OH OH I WANT TO POINT OUT MORE OBVIOUS THINGS!
But ya, you're right. If given reason to, wolves will attack you, same as any other wild animal.
OH OH NO WAAAIT! WOLFZ THEY LIEK... DEY KANT KNO DAT DEY R DOINGZ RONG.
Oh, oh! Whatcha gunna do now? The balls coming back, and it's gunna be ziggin' up and down faster then you can move your bar!
Oh, Radfems! Don't worry, they will spaz out for an extended period of time and then for a few minutes they recharge their energy and blog. This is your opportunity to get the hell away.
Oh really? *Tries PK Freeze Omega on Giygas* / Oh, crap, I didn't mean to d-*PK Freeze bounces off the Devil's Machine and hits me for 850 mortal HP damage* / Well, poop. *Gets hurt and collapses*
Ohshit, put the pipe down and run Donny!
oh, sorry. breakfast is served from 7:00 to 7:15
Oh, so you're butthurt because you're barren?
Oh, so you're saying, I'm suppose to give a shit about what Dr. Seuss, the man who cheated on his wife, said?
OH SO YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY?!?!?! WELL YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SAD IF IT FLEW DOWN FROM THE SKY AND PUNCHED YOU IN THE FACE!!!
Oh, sweet absurdity...
Oh thankies....you must where spankies...never hankies pankies.An artist are you paint yourself gone...that would be realgood.I'd buy that.
oh thats a wizard
Oh the irony. It's delicious.
OH THE IRONY OF YOU TELLING HIM HE'S "MENTALLY DISABLED" AND GETTING MAD AT HIM FOR USING THE WORD "RETARDED".
oh twist the knife again i'm close
Oh wait! I was bitten by a drunk so now I'm a were-drunk. When the full moon comes out.... Well.... you get the picture.
Oh well, seeing as no one else has claimed an interest, I wouldn't mind settling for this:
Oh what's wrong, Khomeini? Afraid of getting shot? Want to parade through the streets? Man up and do it personally.
oh wow, that's a lovely photo.
Yup, my new feathersona
Oh yah, Im German, Polish, Irish, Scottish, and Cherokee. Im a Cherscottpoliriman! Dont ask, my brain shut off when I attempted to meld that all into one word. At any rate, this basically means that I can eat and drunk ANYTHING. Bring on the motherfucking draino!
OH YEAHAHA!?!?!? SO I CANT DO IT BECAUSE I OWN A CRAPPY FUJITEL IMITATION?!?!?!? DATS RACIST, MAN, DATS RACIST!!!
Oh yeah, eh- I'll bring the milk in a bag, and club a baby seal, eh. (btw, lacrosse is our national sport eh, but that is just to confuse you yanks...eh)
Oh yeah, I can totally see Jesus rockin' to "California Dreamin'".
Oh, yeah I'm coughing, so I MUST be smokin' it up all the time.
Oh yeah, wolves CERTAINLY can't kill anyone, and there's no way in hell they can ever be dangerous!! *wink wink*
oh yea??? / u guyz wont be sayin that after i bite ur faces off.....and then rub lemon juice and salt all over your bloody, gaping wounds
Oh yes!! I've been waiting for 15 years to have a plz like that :lol:
"Oh, yes, not only have I rented my own room, in the off chance i manage to find someone here I am compatible with, but I brought my own soup, and an extra razor, just in case if my blade dulls."
Oh, yes of course you are! Now tell me how the fuck you ended up on an art site ON THE INTERNET after being ~~raised by wolves~~.
oh you have diarrhea? Must be nice. my roommates forbid me from having diarrhea
"oh youre sad because a judge died? thats so adorable" i say as i effortlessly list off 100 dead judges from simply my memory
oh you will =3 or i'll beat you on your head with my staff -_-
:o I'm trying to rack my brain for a reason as to why a rapist would want children.
Okay bitches it's go time!
=CynicalSerenade
*sulfide
~Argentine123
If you where actually people I'd kick your ass!
Okay fine, bad point, but still. Youre pic is someone puking. Not saying thats a point I'm making if you're gonna analyse that as well. Bleugh.
You are icky.
Anyway, make the most out of your reply cause I aint continuing this, so make it as tempting as possible and see if I can resist replying.
Okay fine. I know I don;t know everything to do with them. (Just to say the reason I say I know a little about wolves is because I draw werewolves. So I need to know where they live what they eat and what they look like. Here is one of my drawings. ninjaweretiger.deviantart.com/… )
Okay. *gets out his kitchen utensils* *cuts amimeerocks up* *gets out a really big plate* *turns into a werejohncandy and eats her* BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPP! Excuse me.
Okay. / I'll go tell the guys to go back to discussing fursecution and how noone understands us. I mean, we're on a furry forum, after all.
Okay, i shall not venture into the city park any more without some sort of an axe with me, because i'm afraid of the wolves.
Okay its not quite a mix, but...1 Bottle of Small Ketchup & 2 Slices of bread...Ketchup Sandwich! / mmmmm *drools*
"Okay! :la: A skeleton puppy for you" :icondeathplz:
Okay, one generic fox coming up.
okay spring. what's next. some other new bullshit i bet
Okay, that does it, Im gonna skin you alive the moment I see you in real life!
Okay then ask a few of my friends for example :iconredblazecheetah: and :iconprincessbelle1989: and they will tell you XD I almost never lie. And when I do it is to protect a friend or family member. There is no reason to lie. And I do read books without pictures.
Okay the Terminator and I are not related...we just happen to be somewhat from the same place...
Okay. This man is clearly planning to spread his terrifying Nylon body-stocking plague across Rhode Island.
Okay, valid excuse is valid. No tits for you, pervert. :P
O.K., but I'll still enjoy a good steak. BTW, if you think a pig or cow looks like you, you have some severe self esteem issues.:invisible:
OK, I admit it, there's a homosexual agenda.
Ok I am done with this bull shit.
Theres two sides here, the people who hate wolves, and the people who love wolves.
Well you know what fuck that.
People who like wolves should be able to like wolves with out fuckers saying anything about it.
And for people who hate them, don't be so stupid and say what ever you think is cool cause let me tell you something, it really aint.
All the people who have been called wolfaboos, just except it cause its who you are, there isn't any harm in it. People say its 'very' insulting but all its saying is that you like wolves to the point of standing up to dip shits who dont have a clue to what there saying cause they dont know their heads from there ass, but it does not mean to go up to someone and call them names cause then it gets ugly and trust me I know, if you look at the other pages it will be there, all the talk I did.
I for one am proud to be called a wolfaboo.
I have been called a wolfaboo, a troll, and alot more things, and you know what, I really dont care thats just your opinion of me, Im fine with that cause I am a wolfaboo and a troll and sometimes ya I can be a bitch.
So I am done I will either say I like it or I hate it and this one I hate but thats just me.
Now that I am done I am going to have a bunch of bastered comment to me talking in a annoying language that I hear all the time so bye people
~Love the Wolves <3
Kerush
Ok. I'm going to sting you now. Goodbye
OK I READ MORE OF THE COMMENTSAND YOU ARE THE MOST STUPID OF THEM ALL, AND REALLY WHAT ABOUT THE SURPLUS KILLING, LIVING THINGS IN THE WILD HARDLY EVER SURPLUS INLESS THEY ATTACKED FOR GOOD REASON SUCH AS BEING DISTURBED OR THREATENED OR ECT. IT'S WE HUMANS THAT SURPLUS NOT THEM AND I SAY THIS TO ALL ANIMALS NOT JUST THE WOLVES. NOW GET IT STRAIGHT DUMB ASS "before a wolf comes up behind it and bites it"
haha rofl :rofl: lol that was funny but really get it straight :stupid:
OK, just give me a half hour or so to drop a deuce and swing by Chipotle, then I'll join up with the revolution.
ok, now where were we... Two days to come up with something and t...t...hats all you got:( Im bored now.)
OK, so Black has a distinct voice now? Wow, would you like a shovel sir, the hole you're digging is mighty fine XD
ok, so what i have to say MST be witty and funny , and everything else huh ? Well, i just wanted to say that yer REALLY CUTE ! So much so , that i saved yer pic , and am putting it in my design program , which will super-impose yer nakkid booty , ummm body on it , and i'll know what ya look like naked ! <--- werks for me! Maybe i'll give ya a reindeer head ? naww , ................ well anyway cutey , i just had to write somethin' , seeing as how i like brunettes , and love 'em "spunky&fiesty" cause i'm an ornery coot myself ! Have a good day !
ok so you all rememvew my brian
Ok....so you can set yourself on fire and still go and kill Link? o.o...
O.K. Tell me a funny fart story. MUST be true/
ok thank you ^^ i skimed it (it was fairly long) i just wanted to read both sides, im a middle of the road person, cause in all i think hyenas rock the most
Ok then. If we can't kill them then they should be tortured. I don't believe in showing scum like the people I listed any mercy at all. I'll show mercy to an unwanted fetus over shit bags like them every time! I can't help but feel as if I left a type scum off my "these people need to die" list. Could you help me out? I'll just leave you alone about the abortion thing now. Sorry if I made you mad.
ok then your an idiot
OMASLJFLDJF I LOVE THIS TREND!! with this going on, i get the chance to pull wedgies everday!
Omfg are your parents christian or what
OMFG I LOL'D. / Foxes will eat your soul! AAAAAAAAAAARGHRGHRGHRH!
OMFG MY MOM HAS A METAL SIGN OF THAT IN OUR HOUSE I ADORED THAT SIGN!!!!!! :la:
OMFG YOU ARE BLACK AND LIKE ROCK!!!! WOOOOOWWW / ------------------------------------------------------------ / Um no big deal?
Omg, a portuguese (or not so portuguese) group has such a weird name x.x I dont know no-one who can say it, nor spell it without looking to the name x.x Its Dazkarieh and they have songs named "Elgtue" or "Gherunaai" :?
OMG!!! / Are you saying your becoming suicidal? / Vexeges Twin Reading A BOOK!?!? / Dont Do IT!!! / We love you!!!
omg bomb threat at my school
Omg Donnie Darko!!! That movie was so the trippiest most amoazing incredible movie of all time!! - NOT. Couldnt somebody just make a seperate "Donnie Darko" forum so we could stop seeing these posts all the damn time
omgExcuse me for falling into your conversation like this but you're feral? Excuse me dear, but any feral creature wouldn't be capable of using a computer. The only things you would be doing is eating, sleeping, shitting and fucking.
omg i had to come back to this and find my comment cuz i honest to god dont remember what i said LMAO... oh boy was 2010-me cringey as fuck XD
OMG I JUST POOPED IN MY DIAPER
and my mother and father are walking up the stairs to the entrance of our house. I am only wearing a diaper and it is very wet and now poopy. The house smells pretty bad because I've been in it for a few hours. oh sh^t my diaper bag and all it's contents are spread out all over the floor i don't have time to pick them up. ARGH OH NO HERE They come
omg i love miles davis so f-in haerd, i just wish my parents could understand my love for him, they're always like "why can't u jus play ry cooder like a normal child"
OMG IM LIEK GONNA HAVE SEX IN YOUR THREAD SOMETIMES I LAY DOWN IN THE SHOWER AND TWIRL MY PENIS AROUND SO I CAN PRETEND IM A HELICOPTER I LIKE GOATS MILK.
OMG IT'S SO FLUFFY. Right next to a pink strawberry, too. Fine, you can stay.
OMG ITS THE ONE WITH TOASTY TOASTNESS! :faint:
omg!!!i want to live in Laurell K. Hamiltons novels...all the hot guys...nakedness...sex...and killing...were-animals of all kinds...and omg the kinky vampires in leather...and chains...i would be in heaven!!!!!!!!!!!
O MG JUST FUCK OFF ALREADY I DONT KNOW HOW TO SEND THE PICTURES TO MY COMPUTER SO JUST STFU
OMG LIEK WTF ARE U TALKIN ABOOT????? PITA IS YUMMEHH!!!!11!1!! .... I think I killed my brain typing that.
OMG! Then this thing between my legs must be a cancerous protrusion of some sort, along with the hangy bits! I must go and get them removed immediately! :O / And that's enough out of the both of us.
Omg turkey did something against the freedom of speech *shock and awe* Why is this so surprising?
OMG U WAI DID U KELL DEM WOLFEHZ DEY DID NUTHIN 2 U EXCEPT KELL ALL UR LIEVESTOK AND WRECK DA ELK HERDSSSS!!!11!1!!!! Oh wait KFC yum! I am such a good debater!
OMG WOLFS DID NOTHING WRONG YOU SICKO!!! oh brb steak for dinner yum yum!!!
OMG!!! your ADHD TOO!!??? oh wow, do you take pills?
:OMIGAWD!!! I CAN GET A WOLFDOG AND I CAN TRAIN HIM BECUZ I RELATE WELL TO WOLVES AND IT WILL BE A COMPANION /FRIEND NT A PET !!1!one I ALSO HAVE AN WOLF SPIRIT AND IIMA WOLFKIN SO I WILL UNDERSTANDD HIM!
ompletely armored creature, only weak spot: hiz nutz. real cheap shot in a fight. oh shi I forgot mah logic breifcase
On April 4th, all therians are encouraged to go outside at 5:00 their time and make their theriotypes noise as loud as possible. The point you ask? 1) Some therians think they are the only ones in their area. 2) People will hopefully hear and search up or ask us what we are doing. If asked, reply with 'I'm a therian.' If they ask what that is, tell them to search it up. Repost, Reblog or Repin to make this known. LONG LIVE THERIANS!
once apon a time there was a little boy who would cry so much so that his daddy was about to die so the dad hit in the head, until he was dead and the whole world sighed. .............. now i wish that little boy was you
<----- Once ate two entire shrimp cocktails and didn't get sick.
Once I found a bible in a hotel room. I didn't read it. I just flailed it around like it was some sort of giant stick you hit pinatas with for no reason. I wonder if a christian would yell at me like "NUUUUU"
once i saw this guy walking into the dallor tree with two girls and his pants to his knees... AND HE WAS WEARING A BELT!!! XDDDDDDD
once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out
Once someone mooed at me when I was really fat. It motivated me to lose weight and get hot. Double edged blade.
Once the canvas is on, you now have a rolled splif.
Once the dead horse decomposes, you're gonna wish you beat it more
Once upon a time I wrote Bible slash. Totally shipped God and Lucifer. / ... and it was awesome.
ONCE YOU RECONNECT WITH YOUR HIGH-SCHOOL FRIENDS, YOUR FREE CREDIT REPORT WILL BE SENT.
One ass making another ass look like an ass by generally being an ass.
"One day I was eating candies and I tasted something different..."
One day, little Johnny was sitting on a corner, stirring a bucket of shit.
The milkman walked up and said, "Whatcha got there, Johnny?"
To which Johnny replied "Bucket o' shit."
"Whatcha making?"
"A Milkman."
"Hrummph!" said the Milkman and walked across the street. Next, the Mailman
came and said "Whatcha got there Johnny?" "Bucket o' shit."
"Whatcha making?" "A Mailman." "Hrummph!" The Mailman walked across the
street and began talking to the Milkman. Shortly after, a policeman walked
up and had a conversation with the two aggrieved men. He then walked over
to Johnny and said, "What do you have there, Johnny?" "Bucket o' shit." "I
bet you're making a Policeman."
"Nope, ain't got enough shit."
One day long ago I was born someday in the future I shall die. :iconhellotharidiot:
One day, she'll reach that block limit and it will be hilarious.
One day, when I was living on a farm, I was once called upon to go out and sell our cows in town for money. A weird-looking man came up to me, offering beans that were said to be MAGICAL! "No way!" I said. "I'm not that stupid!"
I succeeded in selling two of the three cows. While I was buying things in town, I let the cow graze in the wide open fields bordering the stores, which, unknown to me, was near a nuclear plant, emanating radiation into the fields.
That night I slept soundly, and when the next morning came, and I went out to feed and milk the cow, there was an odd look in the cow's eyes! Suddenly, it came up to me and bit me, and in that next second it exploded!
When I finally regained consciousness, I looked around me and saw a terrible sight. The farm, and everything on it, was devastated. As I looked over the farm, the house, and the bodies, I wept.
Mad at myself and the world, I felt I had to strike out at something to relieve my anger. I hit a part of dead tree that was torn off in the explosion. The result? I struck oil. Puzzled by this, I started to run, and fast. After about 30 seconds and 3/4 of a mile, I saw, in the distance, a cow explosion. Suddenly, as if in realization of what had happened to me, I thought, "I now posses strange powers, and whenever I use them, a cow explodes. I can use my powers to help people, and use them I will. For I am........ The Cow Exploder!(R) ...and no one is inferior to me."
One disorienting thing about getting older that nobody tells you about is how weird it feels to get a really passionate, extremely wrong lecture from a much younger person about verifiable historical events you can personally remember pretty well
one eyed one horned flying purple people eater in my pants
"One full anthro transformation please." / "Would you like fries with that?" / "Nah."
One last thing MAGICK RULES
One night with me and you will remember it for the rest of your life. The herpes, anal fissures and stalking will make sure of that.
One of his stories was how his italian neighbour would always say "Coff" instead of "Coffee" and when he drove by, he would always say "Hey do you want to go Fo-Coff?"
one of my eyes is maaaad dilated bcuz i saw a sick titty out of the corner of one eye
One of my favorite words is "protocol". so fucking cool dude
One of the many positive things of a lesbian relationship: Babies aint no issue
one of the most erotically charged environments is a visitation room
One of them think's she's part cat, so apparently it's her "calling". The other is just like, "LOL, U DIDNT READ IT YET, U DUMBASS LOLOLOLOLO".
One of those days a girl told me that about that difference: "White cows says Mooooooooooooo!!! While the black cows says "Mooooooooooooo...FUCK YOU!!" :D :D :D
[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in
One thing I've noticed about people who leave Christianity is they go directly into therapy
ONE TIME I HAD A DREAM THAT I HAD THIS REALLY REALLY REALLY BIG MARSHMALLOW AND ATE IT AND WHEN I WOKE UP MY PILLOW WAS GONE!!!!!! :-O
One time I prayed for my meal at work, and an old man came up to me after I finished praying and said, 'it's not very often that I see people your age pray in public. Keep praying! Pray boldly!!' After he said that, he gave me $10 and walked away...God is so good.
one time i saw someone wearing the pants rreally low then i saw someone walk over to him and pull his pants down and scream PULL YOUR PANTS UP
One time I was on AIM, when the person on the other end touched my e-penis. Then we cybered. / I was reckless and in love.
one time i was turned into a banana and then i had to fight off a bunch of pears and apples and save the kiwi princess it was really werid
Ongoing evolutionary debate...
on july 12th 2004 the statue of liberty reached down & picked up 1 guy & ate him. not very many people saw this happen & no one got any pictures of it. the eyewitness accounts never traveled very far or got any attention on the internet or anything
Only bad wolves kill people.
Good wolves would never hurt a person.
So you're somewhat right...
Only because hippo fans aren't little children.
Only hurt people, hurt people
Only if it is on like..a mouse do I support it.
It is a god damn mouse.
Get over yourself.
Only if they are going Goth.
Only in America ...
Only people kill out of hate. Yeah! Damn right! Oh, wait, standby, phonecall. "Uh-huh? Yes? Allright I'll put him on." It's for you. It's a bunch of ants.
only played the second one and it was caca, this one seems even fartier. won't be buying.
Only spoken with a fake british accent or when talking about carpeting from the seventies. / We need the seventies again.
only THIS time, it's PERMANENT!! Maybe. :slow:
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... / 11 raver glow sticks
On the other hand, the clown fucker looks like a professional. Professional freak.
On the road between Beaumont and the Houston recording studio, he wrote a B-side ditty he called Chantilly Lace, a two-minute novelty song that is both innocent and suggestive, arguably the world's introduction to phone sex.
On the whole I would rather be in Philadelphia.
On this Cliff Yablonski's kewl hatepage, there's Brian with a jar of Cheesypoofs... =)
Ooh, a "high school diploma". Look up what a parasite is and what a fetus does
Ooh, cilantro. Tasty.
Ooh! Look at me! I'm so edgy because I look like total crap! My heart is broken!
O.O NOOOOO! I was agreeing! For the love of God, put down the sword! o.o
oooh bad infection
oooh do i feel another rampage coming on?
OOOHHH
OOOOOOHHH
I HOT BURNED THERE
GONNA NEED SOME ICE ON THAT ONE
/sarcasm
Ooo, I fall apart
OOO I'm scared e-threats made by a mouth breather.
o,o omg omg omg omg omg i am? o-o.............................................................. == then if i deserve to be happy >> << -doesnt finish work and goes to sleep- = w = uuuuuuuuh ~ praise meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
ooooh but sorry, i forgot, wolfs are majestic and special, woooOoOoOoOoo. hypocrites.
oooooh, first time on the forum. ooooh ooooh i'm such a spaz.
oooooh i got plany of disk space
o_O / Oooh.....-takes- / Yes...On to the amusing.... / -blinks and.....eats glow sticks-
Oooooh, the wolf made of numbers and other things that don't concern a blue fox, such as myself, is back! Yaaay! *curls up on top of your head*
ooooooo. wow my only watcher is 10.
oops! someone's a metalhead with delusions of ACTUAL INTELLIGENCE. BECAUSE AS WE KNOW ALL METALHEADS ARE IDIOTS.
O.O yeah naked isn't a costume / Where in my comment did I say naked was a costume.
:O Paragraphs man! I do agree with you, but damn a toothbrush designer must be a difficult job... I mean how many innovations can a toothbrush go through? :|
Open Casket Funerals
"Open your bag kid. No, wider than that." / *toss in two of MY handfuls* / "Off you go kid. Good luck at the other houses."
Open your mind to new pastabilities
> OP plays the ever-hated "I HAEV AUTISMZ TREAT MEH SPECIALZ!!!!111" card. > mfw :iconsnapeleavesplz:
Orange Juice / A Name for your son that will one day get his ass kicked for
or better, a bunch of 15 year old script kiddies.
Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper.
Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
Order a one-inch pizza.
Order a slice, not a whole pizza.
Order a steamed pizza.
"Ordering pity party of one please, your table is ready, tonight's special is an oven roasted fillet of poor me, served on a delightful bed of cry me a river."
Orders cock on ebay
Order term life insurance.
order the faggot mcmagic at mcdonalds for 2.99#?
Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."
Order while using an electric knife sharpener.
Order with a Speak-n-Spell where applicable.
ordrmedia.tenor.comcan we do this ^ again please. what the fuck happened? who was this hurting? why did we stop?
Oregon Trail for sure. / always ended up hunting to much, which in turn led to my axles breaking from the overload of meat, which then turned to rotten meat, which then turned to dysentery for my only son. / Life was brutal back then.
Or how about a balloon? They float, y'know.
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...or I'll follow you in your dreams :iconmegustaplz:
Or in layman's terms: "We leave no cockroach unroasted."
<_orion> I love escelators, they can never break, only temporarially turn into stairs
Or it's the rats jumping ship while the mad captain stands at the helm shouting orders to an absent crew about how grand their vessel will be once they find some shipwrights to repair it.
or maybe he saw it coming and thought "why the hell should i bother?"
Or smart, because they'll never have to pay!
Or that guy who gave his stripper cowgirl tattoo breast implants. :\
Or what about cannibals? They tend to say they have vore fetishes, and can't "control" killing and eating people. Does that make it okay?
Or when you stick soap in the fridge and laundry in the toilet...
OR YELLING ABOUT HOW SENSITIVE AND KIND YOU ARE AND HOW YOU WANT TO MARRY A NICE NORMAL GIRLWHY CANT YOU FIND ANYONE NORMAL HOW COME NOONE RESPONDS??!!!
Otherkin and Otakukin
Others were simply screaming and crying, but I could tell they were screaming and crying in support of our mission. It was beautiful.
Other than mental torture/anguish, my life has been relatively injury free. I'm hoping to keep it that way.
Other ways to contact poster: Well, for starters certainly NOT by slapping me so hard or calling the cops (again)
Otherwise you'd have said "Abortion is not Peanutbutter" and I'd agree and it would be settled.
Other wizards will look at him and laugh, "Look! He needs a chariot to fly!" Not understanding he does it for the sick stereo system and to flex. Look at those rims, those are the rims of a true wizard.
Otter vs. Crocodile? OTTER WINS.
Our AIDS is under attack.
Our customers would consider it nosy as fuck. They come to us to buys shit, not to befriend us.
"Our Fuckups Are As Big As Our Dildos!"
our idiotic ancestors used to believe stuff that's not true but luckily we've now figured out all the true things to believe in
Our lovely Pedigreed Minature Poodle was violated by our neighbors Golden Retriever. She somehow got outside when the delivery people came by and was impregnated in front of our house in broad daylight.
Our relationship will end in a death match
out in public looking tortured
Out of all the characters, I like Axel. Because I'm shallow and liked his hurt puppy dog face. But...just one question...why Demyx? Just...why Demyx? Don't take it the wrong way, my friends and I can't figure out why people like him and I am in pursuit of this knowledge...
Out-of-Control Anime Fans
OutsideFate: Why does the image turn me on? :paranoid:
paramoreSUCKS: Why wouldn't it turn you on?!
OutsideFate: Because Jesus.
paramoreSUCKS: Hey, Jesus wasn't bad looking according to what I've seen.
OutsideFate: Yeah, but the goatee kinda ruins it for me.
oven:
Compact home incinerator used for disposing of bulky
pieces of meat and poultry.
Overcomming rage and acting normal, suggestions?
Overheard a guy trying to pick up my friend: "Do you wanna get with a guy like that" *Points thumb at guy she was talking to* "or a guy with a 6-pack?" She turned around and started laughing.
*overlooks majestic plains of north america & feels the wind's plea to respect the land that raised his ancestors* "my phone's about to die"
Overnight, have the stained-glass windows replaced with new ones depicting comical, erotic, or death-related imagery. Send the bill to the pastor.
Overrated holiday is overrated
Over several years, Russia would soon kill 1.5 million wolves for great justice.And your point?
Owlman doing an owl femme on top of the Owlship as it hovers above the city. The background details will include a clocktower nearing the stroke of midnight and a building with a single shattered window.