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YAAAAAAAY you embarrased yourself again!
ya but ...where the fuck did DICK NIPPLES come from in the first place / who thought that shit up ?? / thats what i wanna know ... / -mouse
ya ever tasted respect women juice before? it tastes like hot velveeta cheese
Ya, except instead of shooting a person, I throw on my fursuit and run into the woods like a crazy person. >.>
YA GET ABOUT FIVE DOZEN EGGS, START PUTTIN' EM IN A BOWL, MIX THE FUCK OUTTA THEM, AND WHATD'YA GET? / PENIS
Yah, do your own homework!
Ya i bet it was just *chop chop chop There's the baby!! Yeeeaaaaaaa *tribal dance .... no.. we killed it -_-
ya, i have a strong stomic =)
yall ever wanna like, be a ninja turtle?? beat up bad guys, eat pizza, no job, fuck…that's the life.
yank the plug to your computer out of the wall..........oh wait yer outta here :bye:
yaouch! that hurts me when you hit me until I'm blood
yaouch! that hurts me when you hit me until I'm blood
Ya, society cares about you...... untill you're born.
yawn
Yay for Marxist Revisionism :#1: :confused:?
Yay, I'm related to a racist.
Yay! / *pulls out a random piece of paper and pen. He puts a check inside of a box* / Ok! "Make friend on Furaffinity Forum" Check! / Next on the list, World Domination! >:3
YAY TEA. just wnted to address that woundefrouers...woundersous........nice thing you put in brackets. sorry cant type today..
YAYYYY! CONSPIRACIES! No actually shut up. Sorry to be so caustic, but conspiracy theories annoy me to no end.
ydnallig: AND THAT INCLUDES YOU
ydnallig: THE WICKED WILL PARISH
ydnallig: YOU MAKE NO SENSE WHEN YOU TRY TO MANIPULATE THE WORDS
Yeaaaahh boooiii! INSECTS RULE THE WORLD.
Yea but thats because there endangered and 2000 die ever year we feel their sorrow and what about humans?!?!?! THERE OVERRATED theres billions and billions of artwork about them!
yeah and aliens just a big head dude kinda green carryin a butt probe just like homeless guy with bad tan holdin a 40 ounce id tip my hat to e.t. and walk on all casual
Yeah.
And I figured out that I agree with haruyo78. The comment he/she wrote make a lot sence. So that is what I mean.
By the way. Your avatar makes me sick.
Yeah, as people above mentioned....Horses aren't designed for Human activity. Humans kiss.....and Kissing Fish kiss :lol:
Yeah, at least we don't have a Bull Moose Party anymore, regardless of how sweet that'd be.
Yeah baby gimme one of them good smelling burps this time
Yeah, because if you called a Jamaican guy African-American, he'd probably beat the hell out of you.
Yeah, because I'm a little confused now as to what you mean by don't have sex if you want a baby.
Yeah. Bring it Atheists. Ooops. Sorry you're short on brimstone.
Yeah, but it would be difficult for people to use cricket bats in a battlezone. :giggle:
yeah but national debt was too big his dick just kept slipping out
Yeah but still I'll take CG over TMNT 3 (WOAH A LEGORAMA, SCHWING!!!)
yeah but why the fuck do we have to hate animals for defending are selves its like a human getting attacked but an alligator and the human defends himself but killing the allogator so the gators get mad and slaughter all the humans that's what we are doing
yeah dude. couple more and I will top the "praise jesus" one. it's on! jesus vs. cute guys kissing lol
yeah dude you gotta try this strain its called poison and it makes you kill people.
Yeah i advocate for violence, but just funny violence, and sometimes not funny violence
Yeah, I can't breath. Someone tried to kill me, underwater.
Yeah I eat those kind of stuff and I LOVE to eat them.. Why? because I eat animals I'm not a pro-life? Oh excuuuseee me, I should be skinny and vegetarian? Oh no no no.. If I should be it, go talk to the lions-tiger-leopards and all those carnivores to stop eating animals and I will stop too C: (sounds stupid)
yeah I have Havana syndrome. Havan a good time syndrome lol
yeah I'm a fag. what about it. shows you a little boucy ball from my pocket with a giant bite taken out of it. now scram. ass hole
"Yeah, I'm up to 3 sets of 10 reps of 250. Then I move on to some butterfly curls."
yeah, intelligent people that say they make weapons there! bomb that!! and then dozens of cevilians die because there was a south east wind and they forgot that there was a school next to the building they wanted to bomb...
Yeah, it's the scoliosis
yeah i wont even tell you what the skullsmasher3000 does. just sit real still and let it work its charm
yeah i wouldint fuck or even make love as a cat ill leave that to my human half
Yeah, mooses eating neighbors is easily gotten over:P It means moar quiet!:w00t:
Yeah, my favorite animal has killed people, eats it's own poop, and can't stand any amount of heat. BTW, Fisher Cat is my favorite animal, not wolf.
Yeah, on hearing that I was going to art school, my grandfather asked, "Oh? so, umm, what are you going to do with that?" Me: "what?" Him: "Job. You know, J.O.B.?"
Yeah, say whatever you want. I'll show all the comments where you insult me to the deviantART admins. You'll see what'll happen later~~ :iconfunnyeggmanplz:
yeah, some do but at least i don't have to get up on sunday for science
yeah.. someone once, for some reasion told me that dogs eat their hybreed offspring 0_o.
yeah sure, i'm gonna draw a scribble on a peice of paper and it magicallyis going to get on the internet.
yeah take that future the past is supream
Yeah, tell this to the dairy and egg industries.
yeah, then go to war with europe, and then with asia.. burn them, burn them all!
Yeah. Then let us talk about how they roll in thier own shit and dead corpses, how many parasites they have and clogged anal glands.
yeah, they are all white!!!
Yeah, they'll do that. I looked and one's coffee cup and they were all like, "fuck the hell off bitch, unless you want a coffee coloured tshirt. ahahahaha" Tch.
"Yeah. Watch my dog take a shit right here on the beach." / - Some crazy guy myself and a friend had an hour long conversation with.
Yeah well I have a Certificate II in Animal Studies.
This is my last statement.
yeah, we're so close to finding the cure for most cancers. My best online friend's brother's mother in law just passed away from Cancer too.
yeah whatever pal; im such an asshole for feeding my nail clippings to the birds at the park instead of sending em off to the dunp. fuck off
yeah yeah sure Greater Baja Blast is still banned but you know what? fuck the wizard council! i’m gonna invent Supreme Baja Blast, and it’s gonna make Greater Baja Blast look like a piddly little fuckin cantrip, that’s how much i don’t give a shit about what the council says. fuck em
yeah you're right, i dont know what the fuck i'm doing here anyways.
Yeah, you want more of old granddad's multi-million-dollar estate. Well guess what? He left it all to his 23-year-old stripper girlfriend.
yea people have immunity to HIV too. it actually works in the same way as the black plague odly enough.
Year, n: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
Years of personal growth can be unraveled in 2 days at your parents house
Years of research has gone into making this post
yea they ju$t wanna kil us becuz they no affaird even tho we carry big a$$ guns in their face, YEHAH TYGY B E RAWR I HATE U NOW I KILL U CUZ U KIL OUR prey nejwygwhkjnerhklrehnjlhtmn
YEH I AM A WOLF U GOT A PROBLEM???!!!
Yep, but I can't leave my crowd to the idiot legions. And if my parents can't buy me a new mustang or camero I'm not going anywhere.
Yep. 'Cause if you're actually DUMB enough to go walking down a forest path ALONE after dark, don't be surprised if you get attacked by a wolf.
It's happened.
I love wolves, but they CAN kill you.
They are WILD ANIMALS.
Deal with it.
Think about it for a minute; if you were a wolf would you rather go after a few ton bison that travels in groups and has VERY sharp hors that can kill a wolf with one blow, or a human?
We have NO natural defenses! No claws, no sharp teeth, no horns, NOTHING!!
And I swear to all that is holy if you say we have guns and/or knives I may eat you.
I said NATURAL defences.
(And you don't usually go for a care-free stroll out in the wilderness with one.)
yep I'm emotional my hair is naturally red and brown I'm shy and my wardrobe is grayscale yet I like colour now will everyone stop calling me emo (fruccin' scene kids)
YEP. IN 100 YEARS TIME WERE GONNA HAVE SEX IN THE WOMB :iconjustwhyplz:
yes all men are sexist pigs but it's only because all women make insulting gender-based generalizations about them
Yes, but only people who could reasonably benefit from an explanation from you would meet that condition, so my point stands.
Yes, but the bbw from red ridding hood sticks out because of his intellect. Great intelligence is not something to be over loooked which is the cause of a long rant about dragon in movies.
Yes, but we.... HEY, SHUT UP, OKAY?!
YES. FINALLY, SOMEONE ACCEPTS THE FACT THAT HYENAS AREN'T A PART OF THE CANID FAMILY 8D
Yes, I am a spirit fur or Therian, and according to a lot of the books I read I am considered a real werewolf.
Yes, I am looking at your breasts.
Yes i can confirm ive eaten the dire wolfs. I slow cooked them in the pit "Memphis style". I had them for dinner and it cost me $500 per dog
Yes! I have a giant cock! It's in my dresser drawer!
Yes I know...How the hell do you get a tie? We just did.
Yes, I know you love Animaniacs.. but, really, fellah, you're 40 years old. Maybe a nice, plain navy blue or something, at least, instead of the white Hanes with Dot Warner gangrape scene airbrushed on the back?
Yes I like excitement , excitement in the lake , by the fire , in the camper , on the ground , in the public shower , on top of the camper , in the public shower again....................................... GOD I LOVE CAMPING
Yes, I'm an otherkin, now please FUCK OFF.
Yes, it is. Ever since my operation the only thing that gets me excited is some cute boy or girl licking inside my stoma.
"yes it is" - "no it's not" - "is too" - "is not times ten" - "is too times infinity" - "you can't multiply infinity" - "can too.." - "can not times infinity"
yes it must be named HALT HALT HALT HALT
Yes. Its true. Cannibalism is an artform and a philosophy.
yes its true, wolves kill people. but how many animals and nature have us humans killed or destroyed? like, a billiongazzilion.
Yes, it was big. And ugly. And smelly. But none of that was important, because it was my big, ugly, smelly thing that I had found at the landfill and no one could take it away from me. Unless they felt like it.
Yes; I used to oversee testing of animals and people (and even something else non-human) when I worked at Dulce Base in New Mexico... I was sent down there once a month from my worksite in Licoln County, Nevada from a location I cannot disclose.
Yes, I vaguely remember that. "I like squirrels!"
yes I will. this game is your chance to make fun of random people. IE / "the person below me smells like fish" / the next person: "Oh snap I do smell like fish! goddamn orca! the person below me has a third nut" / understand?
Yes, Jesus is a zeppelin fan. He supports the mud shark incident.
Yes, lets praise them. Then slap them in the face with a mackeral.
Yes! Now that the "politics" forum will draw people away from the "deviants", I can being my plan for global domination, starting with the deviant art forums! :mwahaha:
Yes, praise the great god Thor! :iconhypnolaplz:
Yes, son, come, sit on my stomach while I try to breath.
Yessss, I'm in ur dreams, eating ur sanity
Yesssss...... / Allies we shall be.... / ( Transforms into a Khorne Berzerker from Warhammer 40k ) / and remember..... / DONATE BLOOD TO THE BLOOD GOD!!!!
YESSSSSS!!! 1st post on the board. I knew this would happen!
Yesterday was hell
YES! THAT IS THE GREATEST SONG EVER! *My life is just a black abyss, ya know? And it's tightening around me, tighter than a pair of my little sister's jeans... which look great on me by the way.*
Yes, that’s a gun in my pants. No, I’m not happy to see you.
Yes, that's it. Stand there and LAUGH.
Yes, that's my name. I'm trying not to get killed.
Yes. We will twerk in bathrooms and kick locks off of doors while loading the elevator down just to hear the alarm go off. We are cutting edge.
yes yes. :roll: i know i know. i am stupid. ok. tch. *smacks self*
yes you are right!
i think all brothers have RFA disorder(really fuckin annoying disorder)because mine has that to.
YES YOU CAN SELL ANYTHING DEAD AS LONG AS YOU DIDNT KILL THEM. A FRIEND OF MINE JUST SOLD A SKULL ON E-BAY
yet another nasty night out with the boys
Yet Another Reason For Child Licenses
Yez and that's why I'm keeping a watch on my hamster cuz wowo he's going to kill me wow. / You're saying a mouse had killed a human? Are you mouse-brained?
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I dunno. That's what this stamp made me think of. :lmao:
'Fuck' is my first favorite curse word. Then 'Goddamn', and 'Douche' follow closely after~
yiffstar forums hellaciously slow
YIKES, THATS FREAKY-DEAKY!!!
<Y\N> irc is just a google frontend with more insults
Yogurt is one of only three foods that taste exactly the same as they sound. The other two are goulash and squid.
Yo Ho, ahoy and avast, Being a pirate is really badass! Hang the black flag at the end of the mast! You are a pirate!
Yo mama is so fat that she bleeds gravy.
Yo mama so old, her death certificate read "EXPIRED"! / Yo mama so fat, she look like an OIL SPILL in the pool.
yo mama so stupid she dies on draculas BOAT
yo mamas so dumb she starved to death in a supermarket
Yo mamas so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone! / Yo mamas so fat, when she walks down the street in high heels, she strikes oil all the damned time!
YO MAMMA IS SO FUCKIN FAT SHE USES 2 GREYHOUND BUSES AS ROLLERSKATES / Yo mama is so fat her thighs talk to each other: / "I'll go by, then you go by." / Yo mamma so fat she takes poster poleroids / yo mamma so fat, she puts mayonnaise on her Tylenol.
"Yooooooooooooou fucker!" / You have to extend the ooooou there, only I can pull it off for I am the master of all things.
you aint nothing but a hoglet
you and I were like. pees in a pod. oops sorry i accidentally peed in your pod. anyway as i was saying you and i are pretty fucking similar
You and me are stuck in a very small room. There are no windows and no doors. There is a sandwich in the middle of the room. What will happen? :iconcuriosityplz:
YOU ANTIPODEAN FLECK OF BUMFLUFF!
You appear to be in the lower 70 range of the I.Q. pool.
you are alive on a planet with insects and whales and diatoms and mycelium networks and puppies and your human friends. literally so awesome to be a living thing
youare all just jealous of my severed head
"You are being attacked by invaders from...the eighth dimention!" / "Fool! Everyone know there are only five dimentions!"
You are cleary the one with you're cock out.
You are entering a website that contains really cool scenes of graphic nudidity. You must be 21 or older to enter, like I can really stop you, right? But I gotta have this or the Feds will come right down on me just like the last 7 times... Just humor me, OK?
you are fucking died. game oval.
You are just against our 2nd Amendment rights, I bought my AR-15, I am 19, I live in Idaho, Idaho laws says it’s legal to buy a rifle if 18 or older with no restrictions, because that is our right
you are just like computer file i delete you
You are literally the kind of person that makes me want to go out and shoot a wolf just to piss ya off c:
you are my coworker and to some extent my victim
You are no fun. AT LEAST I HAVE DREAMS!!! *does something really stupid*
you are no match for Xanax the Wise
You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else, and we are all part of the same compost pile.
you are not betraying anyone by not doing what you do not want to do.
YOU ARE NOT FICTION. K'THANKS.
You are not three apples tall bitch you are an evil ghoul and you are tall as fuck
You are now listening to a three-hour-old chick giving its opinion of things in general.
You aren't a racialized marxist leninist revolutionary in the global south you're a white european that gets into fights with random people of color on the internet
You are on a messageboard that talks about pictures of cartoon animal people putting their pee pees in each other (and other related subject matter). WE WON'T TELL THE TEACHER IF YOU USE DIRTY LANGUAGE WE SWEAR
You are one piss poor Christian if you've never heard of the Council of Nicaea. / Niece is not the first christian, nor the Christian law.
You are on the internet, You are online, But deep in the Earth the fires burn
You are on top of the empire state building and you try to step on an ant and its really a brown Volvo on 34th street
You are sexy and cool and the most talented writer this side of the galaxy! :la:
you are sick , very sick, what gives you the right to say anything or make up anything about anyone. i just have to concider the source, i guess ass hole statement come from ass holes
You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in front of your computer with a toilet
you ask mogel once for an interview...
(mogel) I don't do interviews.
twice...
(mogel) I'm not one for self-indulgence.
three times
(mogel) I just write stupid t-files.
four...
(mogel) pip do you like gumby's poetry?
and then he folds on the fifth...
(mogel) fine. -- IDCIYRT zine, "interview with mogel"
You BARELY noticed!? I'm STILL getting messages asking whats an @?
You better be ready to fuck by the 4th email
YOU BETTER PISS ME OFF OR I'M GONNA BE PISSD
you break all my thing you KILL my family, you knoeckd over my scanner
You called me whore? :|
You call the police at 3:00 in the morning to stop the lady upstairs from making noise because she bit into a potato chip
You can be dictator as long as I get to be the living God.
you can begin again and again and again for the rest of your life
"You can 'denial of service' me, but you can never DENY the TRUTH!"
You can eat meat left on the counter all night because the night air keeps it cool its not warm at night its cool
You can eat your own shit, but that's not advised either.
You can even adopt a highway in their loving memory; which seems to mean a memory where you forget about them being a universe class dumbfuck.
You can fight ass rape with your ass?????????????????
You can marry your cousin in America!
you cannot advertise to me in a way that matters
You cannot desex 100,000 swamprats and how is it cheap?
you canNOT force me to think this early in the afternoon! NEVER!! MWAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
You can only watch.
You can prick your finger, but never finger your prick.
You can still sculpt poop without eyesight:P
You can't condemn Christians for liking the taste of wallpaper paste.
You can’t control me!! Im like a tornado! Woosh!
you can tell i took my meds today
you can't even say stuff like "I hope I die immediately" without someone expressing concern. cancel culture gone too far
You can't even shit now-a-days without turning around and seeing a turd with an american flag sticking out of it.
you can't expect me to live my life like this. it's like asking an ice road trucker to truck across a normal road
you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act
You can't get a real wolf tail for $20. Besides, why would you want to wear a dead wolf?
YOU CANT HAVE AN OPINION ON THIS BECAUSE YOUR GALLERY SUCKS!
“You can't have your cake and eat it too” what about the, oh I don't know 30000 times I've eaten cake you fuckin idiot
You can't head bang to water. :iconrolleyesplz:
"You can't praise atheism, it's a belief, not a religion." Isn't the definition of religion that it is an organized belief system?
You can't ride on the backs of naked people, while holding a giant blue trident and screaming random shit, all while riding off into the sunset.
You can't rob dead people.
You can’t see cum in Polaroids.
You can't tell me that's not sexy? :lol: (insert french laughter here)
You certify that you are old enough that view the contents of this site according to your local laws and agree not to hold the author responsible in anyway, and SUBMIT to the dragon!?
You check your mail. It says "no new messages". So you check it again
You collect dead windowsill flies.
you could've just done a Haiku......"Red Hat sucks my cock......OpenBSD rolls over the penguin......As I shave Linus Torvald's Mother's back"
You crazy cat :O! I peed on a statue of Mary once :worry:
You date me, You date Jesus - m4w
You deleted/burnt your current work of genius...
You deserve a lava lamp.
"You deserved to die you fucking murderer ;)"
"Life is worth living"
I'm sorry, but your signature is too ironic. :lol: Just had to point that out.
you dhould be your own person. you are so young and insecure. at this rate you will never be able to find the cup or the scepter
you dhould be your own person. you are so young and insecure. at this rate you will never be able to find the cup or the scepter
what
You do know what "hallelujah" translates into, don't you?
you don't even need a pie on the windowcill. when they learn humans=food. they remember that for their life.
and then get fearless.
You don't have to dress like a whore to be one.
You don't need to know people for that, just put a sign in front of your house saying : "GIANT ORGY, y'all invited !" That should work.
YOU DONT SAY :U :iconohjoyplz: THIS IS MY ANGRY FACE
You dont wanna eat me, hyoomins give furries bad gas... and anthrax... and hell cancer too while were at it c.c;;
You drive a Ram? You're going to hell. :|
you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000
You either have a warped sense of reality or you're just a bastard.
You fail your own religion forever. In the words of your prophet Conservapedia: "pantheism is a sin".
Thus, God cannot be the universe. If I burn God, God alone burns. This motivates me to pick an iron shaft and stab every christian I come across, because God is afraid of iron.
YOU FILTHY HUMANS ARE THE REASON THAT POLAR BEARS ARE GOING EXTINXT!!! FUCK YOU!!!! WOLFS ROCK!!!
You fool, bullets have no effect on me, for I AM A DALEK! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!
You fool, my armor is made of dalekanium (not making this shit up), your pitiful diamonds have no effect on me. / Not to mention my force field that disintegrates anything that touches it (also not making this up). / Also, exterminate, et cetera.
You fool, nutcrackers will not work on me, for I AM A DALEK! EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINATE!
You fool! *slaps you over the head* Such words are forbidden!
YOU FOOL!!!! *Space and time has ripped, every thing is gone we're all dead* thanks a lot
youforgotpoland.com is now a porn site.
you forgot the one behind you / *watches as your nailed with a Shuriken in the neck / damn thats gotta hurt / /me runs off leaving behind trap jutsus all over the place
You get a tattoo that says "This body best viewed with Netscape 3.01"
You get sucked into a jet turbine and the gore that sprays out is all covered in little kisses
You get up in the middle of the night, look back at the empty bed and call the police to say 'I've been kidnaped'
You, God, Mother Nature, and that deranged crack-smoking little Cupid guy are all in this together to keep my ass single forever!!!!!
You got cum on your face you big disgrace
you go to SCHOOL there??? omg i ENVY YOU!!!!!!
"You got peanut butter in my candy-covered chocolate!" / "You got candy-covered chocolate in my peanut butter!" / nom nom nom
you gotta let go of the past. im not letting you back into my court. you tried to poison me and you ended up killing my favorite fool. im not giving you your balls back ei-ther.
you got the army for that. your commander in chief should waltz his troop into congress and force a hostile takeover into a superprogressive dictatorship. that would be fun to watch over here.
You go way too fast
Fuck these games, they suck ass
You should watch what your singing
Playing this shit's gonna break your neck
So shut, shut your mouth
'Cause diarrhea's coming out
I've had enough, enough of you
Shit should last a life time through
So what do you wanna play?
Got no words of sympathy
When I'm here, these games are through
Laughin' Jokin' Numbnuts are so screwed
Na na na na na na na na na na na (Now we're gonna crash)
Na na na na na na na na na na na (Shitty games falling out your ass)
You guys are like the mistress and the west is like the rich business man that has to buy new condoms after finding out you poke holes in them.
You guys aren't very good trolls.
you have a disgusting “true love” fetish
you have a fetish for being... tied up...? [winces] but how would you move?
You have AIDS. / Go see a doctor.
you have an viruse
You have caused me to laugh with such force that I am made to roll about upon your floor while attempting to dislocate my posterior. AKA ROFLMAO / Also, you forgot one. :eek: / "If electricity comes from electrons, then does morality come from morons?"
You have five seconds to please your watchers before they leave.
You have meaningful conversations with your toaster.
you have milked this thread for all its worth
You have nuts? Can I have some? :D
You have spilled the blood of the innocents... Now begins two million years of darkness!
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
you have to be a pillar of the community to see dead kids
You have to come with us to candy mountain! / Yeah Charlie! Candy Mountain! It's a land of sweets and joy, and joyness.
You have to eat your oldest leftovers first
you have to learn to love being hated.....people claim they hated hitler and look how popular he wound up being...hate and love are so similar....it means you are passionate about someone....now pass that joint back to me bogart
you hear a poof as the shuriken sticks out of a log
You...I...I think you hurt my brain. Please, just go away.
You inspire me so much. :iconimseriousplz:
And the envy I feel at all the hate you receive is massive.
It gives me hope that maybe some day I can be loathed as much you are.
You. It's been a hard day, hasn't it? Clench your jaw. Lock your knees. Stiffen your arms and tighten your shoulders. Curl your toes into the earth. It's not gonna be okay. Pretty soon this day will be a pleasant memory of how much less painful it all was
You just compared rape and murder to eating meat.
You just know Jesus gets down to some Barry White when hes feelin' sexy. :o
You just said you agree with three people who were disagreeing with you and arguing that spankings are acceptible.
you just yucked yer last yum you pearl clutchin city slicker
You know a kidnapper will do a better job
"You know, animals are very psychic. I mean, the least sign of danger and my pussy's hair stands on end."
you know back then they didn't use to romanticize the past
you know, during heatwaves, i imagine being inside him because he’s room temperature at the very warmest
You know, HeadOn DOES work... In order for the product to be effective, you MUST apply it with a blank expression while facing East.
You know he has to get the chicken pregnant, wait for the egg to be laid, hatched, and grow into a beautiful rooster to get the log, right? / Too bad a bull got at the egg overnight, hollowed it out, and pumped it full of bovine feces. / I feel sorry for that hen when the egg hatches.
You know, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the "say 'Illuminati' the most times in an hour" contest ended.
You know, I hear the Great Plain states are beautiful this time of year. Really a spectacle, with the fields and all.
You know, in 1984 the government gave porn to all the members of the lower class, that way theyd be too busy fapping to resist the totalitarian regime. So just remember, every time to fap, youre really fapping to big brother >.>
you know I was a migratory bird once
You know sometimes I just can't believe how much of a nutter Gaddafi is. I do envy his troupe of killer-lady bodyguards though.
You know the drill! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
You know, this makes sense. God and Lucifer kinda had a thing with Luc being God's favorite and all. Then Luc got kicked out after a cat fight with God. God wants Luc back but can't because then he'll look like a flip-flopping pussy. So he has himself/son go back to Luc and no one can call him a flip-flopping pussy because it's Jesus and not God(even though they're sorta the same, it's complicated). ANNNDD HAPPY ENDINGS FOR ALL.
You know, Toilet Duck? There's some criminals out there with some very blue toilets... :no:
you know waht just came to my mind...since i disslike almost everyone i come in contact with, how will i ever find a soul mate?
You know what fuck it! We need someone to get rid of the disease not just treat it and I vote me. *grabs shotgun*
you know what. im dropping the subject and going outside to sip some cool lemonade. Enjoy your circle jerlk
You know what I really don't get? You have these people who will go to a fashion-show-thing whatever and then throw paint all over fur coats "BECAUSE IT'S MURDER" without realising that what they're basically doing is making the coat useless so it has to be throw away wasting the fur 'the animal died for' and forcing the people who make fur coats to skin more animals to make new coats.
Ah, humans. So fascinating complex and stupid.
you know what we need a world map
You know what Wolves havnt killed as many of us as we have them and you know what My mom saved a whole bunch of WOlves from Yellowstone Park who where supposed to be sold to hunter to be raised and kiled the lady who was in charge didnt know so she was so gratefull she told my mom to have a wolf So the runt in the back with blood running down her eye came up to my mom licked her and went back to her corner so my mom said I want that one so "Indy" the wolf from Indianna came home with my mom and loved her she took 2 years to potty train and she had to train her differently from a real dog but it was worth because Indy loved and helped people and kids then I was born and Indy loved me.
SO IN YOUR FACE WOLVES DONT HURT PEOPLE UNLESS THEY HAVE A REASON AND THAT GOES FOR ALL ANIMALS!!!
You know when you're drinking do you put your top lip in the drinky like a little fishy?
you know you are a furry when you see another dog in your yard and go "who the fuck is that bitch!??" / you know you are a furry when you get a raise and you pounce your boss / .....ive done....all this...no lie
you know you gotta go to bed when you start seeing the skull
you know you love technology too much when you integrate everything together. / I can switch between three desktops and 2 consoles and play them on either my monitor, TV or both. the only thing not connected is my alarm clock. and im sill working on it.
You know you play fighting games too much when you put your hands out in front of you and say "Hadouken!"
You know you play too meny FPSs when you think holding a knife will make you run faster.
"You know you're a furry when you live in your mother's basement, and behave as such." / (Family Guy parody)
you know you've had too much to drink when you wake up inside of a commerical garbage truck.... / TSUNAMI BOMB! FUCK YES!
you know you've played too many FPSs when you look down at your legs and they aren't there. / .... / ... / you know you've played portal too much when you start painting blue ovals on your walls and ramming into them.
You know you've played too much Super Mario Brothers when you get a restraining order from the people at the phone information banning you from calling after asking for the number for "Mario Brothers Plumbing" too many times.
You liberals are all a bunch of fucking arrogant self-righteous dicks who talk down to anyone who refuses to sign on to your so-called enlightened ways of thinking. / I like how you assume I'm a liberal.
youll all be glad to know that my soul has undergone some much needed healing after i apologized for the earthquakes which killed thousands.
(( You'll just be banned for wasting mod time and sending death threats, which they can see from this thread. Have a happy ban. :) ))
you look like the kinda girl who'd open up ms paint back in the day select the spray paint tool and click and hold to watch it slowly turn into a perfect circle
you love my tactical obelisk
You may be wondering if I'm joking or serious. I'm joking _and_ serious. To
be ludic is not to be ludicrous. -- from "The Abolition of Work" by Bob Black
you may bite people but i claw them. my wrath has no equal.
You mean fapping to animals is WRONG?? :sprint::icondoorplz:
You mean ... PEOPLE EAT CRUDE OIL!!! Now we're in trouble....
You mean that big-ass meat eating human killing fire breathing flying armored reptile that could theoretically be real?
You mean that the google logo was made of tetris shapes??? Have I got that right?
You mean the phrase "dick nipple" or the actual, uh, thing?
You mean they can form... PARLIAMENT?
You mentioned "flying fuck" which is pretty rude to some people.
You might be a redneck if you fill the back of your pick-up truck up with water and call it a swimming pool.
You might have wolves mixed up with were wolves, even though these are not true creatures.
You might want to see a wizard doctor about that, they're not supposed to stay upright forever, it can cause strain and damage.
You mom died because she was fat, stop trying to blame everyone else.
You motherfucker. Did you just call me a "wolfaboo"? I should track you down and kick your ass just for saying that.
"You mother trucking son of a fish!"
YOU MUST BE AN ENGLISH TEACHER ALWAYS WORRIED ABOUT MY SPELING(HA,HA).SEE YOU ARE JUST STRESSING OVER THINGS YOU HAVE NO CONTROL OVER.(WITHOUT CONTROL,YOU ARE JUST A PUPPET,IN A CONTROLLING WORLD-----ME
YOU MUST BE AT LEAST ---THIS GAY--- TO RIDE 'THE COCKAMUSHI'
You must die. / and how much to rent the space?
You must have gotten lost in the woods somehow and ended up here instead of at Grandma's house.
You must not allow your children to listen to recordings known as "Rock and Roll"
You, my friend have just won the intenet / *internet
You name your children Eudora, Mozilla, and Dotcom
You necroed a 5 year old thread saying the most obvious shit and noting that your necroing. / Meta as fuck. / By that I mean stop. Gtfo.
You nerds and your computer talk
You never have to deal with the busy signals because you never log off
"Young man," she replied, "what's under that skirt is 50 years old.
This hat is brand new!" -- a woman explaining why she grabbed her hat instead of her skirt in the wind
you only love me for my brainwashing spores that make everyone love me. hmph
You people?!
you peopleare sick!~!!!!!! why would you even try that. you would have to be a dirty roten whor to get jiz all over your face !!!!! Gop aop yop fop gop iop top sop sop !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You people are so fucking mean and cruel. I am broke, I have nothing, I swirched careers, I am only on here to affoed rent
YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK TO MY FUCKIN STOMACHE!! I WISH I COULD SEE THE GUY WHO CAME UP WITH THIS SITE SO I COULD BLOW CHUNKS ALL OVER HIS FACE!! IM SURE HE WOULD FIND THAT VERY AMUSING DONT YOU THINK YOU SICK DERANGED FUCKS OUT THERE?!?!!!!!!!!!!!
you peoplo are retards / you look a bit retarded yourself / sorry for my inglis, but you now i speak spanish LOL
You picked the wrong 7-11 employee to mess with this time, buddy.
You poor thing! You should get to a mental clinic and fast! Its not good when your head is full of air. / No, silly. De nile is in Egypt.
"You put on a robe, it puts you in the mood."
"You put the lime in the coconut, you drink them both together. Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better" - God's answer to all of life's problems.
You put your testicles into your partner's rectum, that's third base.
YOUR AGRUEMENT IS INVALID
Your artstyle is like your gut microbiome in the way its everything you consume and like and it also has all your bacteria up in it. Thats probably how that works
Your ass hurt.
YOUR CAPSLOCK ONLY MAKES ME STRONGER
Your comment is the only comment in this entire section that made me want to slam my face into a desk. Every single thing you said makes me wish you got aborted if you can even /consider/ yourself human with that way of thinking.
Your computer goes down, you haven't logged in for two hours. You start to tremble. You pick up the phone and dial your Internet access number. You try to mimic computer noise in order to connect. You succeed.
Your computer squeaks? I think you just have a hungry mouse. Leave some cheese beside it and walk away. / If the cheese is gone when you come back, either my insane ramblings are true or I'm running down your street with a free supply of cheese!
Your coworker with a septum piercing is not going to fix your life and you do not have to play magic the gathering with him. The world is full of demons.
Your description made me wanna punch a baby. >.o
You're a balloon now. Oh, you mean, how are you still managing to exist as two thin sheets of latex separated by some air? How are you able to talk, move around, squirt various fluids? Well...um...it's a secret. Yeah yeah, that's it! A secret. It's part of the magic which makes us special. Treasure it. Feel free to speculate endlessly on the whole thing as well, since that's always good for when a buncha balloonies are yakking about it. Bounce around a bit. Get used to gravity not having such a firm grip as before. Bounce around a bit-be silly. You're a balloon, aren't you? Start acting like one!
You're a fuck ass! :lol: *laughs stupidly while eating pizza*
You REALLY think wolves are fictional, or it's some sort of joke? :o
You're a poo head sums it up in one :D
You're a unicellular biproduct of a parasitical monomorphichydrophorus ecologoli.
You're a wolfaboo, and you offend me.
youre confused with bears bitch
You're dead. Your friends are dead. Your family's dead. Your fucking pets are being skinned alive. Your mom's a fucking whore. You suck at life. The whole world hates you. You're going to hell. Live with it. Game over.
You're definetly the type of woman I would love to owe 18 years of back child support to.
your edible is never going to kick in because you're a bad person
"You're gonna get raped." What the hell is that from? :o
youre hurting your mind&body too early in the day with heavy atoms when you eat steak and eggs for breakfast
YOU'RE IN THE FUTURE?!?!
"YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS", "BASEMENT DWELLING NERD" and "GET A LIFE" are such timeless first-world comebacks.
you’re just jealous my blood is all over the floor and yours is stuck inside your body
you're just mad because im annoying you and getting on your nerves on purpose
You're just so..so internet.
you're lucky this sneeze guard is between us or I'd turn you into a van Gogh you fucking SA!!!
you're my hairy little pie
youre never alone. bacteria
your english am horrible
"You're not allowed smoking on the bus."
You're not giving her name because she doesn't exist, and you don't work at a "sanctuary". Why would you have to PAY SOMEONE to DO WORK? Are you fucking retarded?
youre not nothingburger in fact you are everything bagel
YOU'RE NOT PREGNANT, AND EVEN IF YOU WERE, IT ISN'T AN EXCUSE TO GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING!
.....you're on the friggin internets and you can't get porn? You would drown in a desert! D:<
You're pooping pies?:iconwhutplz:
...You're proud of being a part of one of the scabby patches on the asshole of both deviantART and the animal kingdom?
You're rather fond of circular arguments, aren't you?
You're right, I'm a toaster. / i to am a toaster brother
You're right, I would really have a problem if I were still alive by 2100. ;)
you're simply envious hater without personal life,thats all.
You're still saying the same thing. Space will disprove God.
You're stupid slogan t-shirts make me want to go all Columbine up in this joint.
YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY FAMILY AND SISTERS
You're the man now dog! Conan has gone insane and now he ruled the world Dancing ninja You're gonna get raped. O Rly? Punch the keys for God's sake! Gundam dancing to YMCA G-Man is having a wonderful time Osaka's shoe of doom
You're too honest. You should have told the police that the dog ran a red light, or was carrying an eighth of weed, then you would have been taken seriously.
You're useless against me now! And now really, I'm going to be irrespectful now against someone like you and if you write, I'll just delete your comment.. Life is awesome sometimes <3
You're wolves name is Idiotic?
Your face doesnt exist :shithitsthefan: so just cause you have a problem with getting your head out of your ass don't suck the rest of the world in with you:spank: Learnt a lesson yet????:threaten:
Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure
Your flammers are horrible wrong vore is NOT SEXUALITY.
your furry little offices
Your God is one with whom I am not familiar
Your going to get fucked in the butt. :D With FIRE!
YOUR HANDS WERE KINDA BIG AND WHEN YOU CLEARED YOUR THROAT, YOUR COUGH WAS KINDA DEEP.
Your hard drive crashes. You haven't logged in for two hours. You start to twitch. You pick up the phone and manually dial your ISP's access number. You try to hum to communicate with the modem. You succeed.
Your hatred for cats becomes immediately transparent.
Your Honor he’s glorifying shitting at work
your honor, i maintain that the prosecution’s video is being played in reverse. in actuality i came upon a village that was already on fire and sucked up all the flames into my special magic wand. i then moonwalked in the wrong direction for some reason
Your horrible drawing scared my baby, I demand that you change it NOW
your humorous post has delighted me. i will now absorb it into my dark crystal
Your icon always finds and trolls me and my very sensitive digestive system.
Your information is false. Those weren't aliens. It was, in fact, my wiener.
Your insults don't affect me you know?
your just jealous no ones going to dig you up flippin a lizard finger and makin that walk like an egyptian pose / youll see me hangin in the smithsonian and say damn that guy was cool
Your large boobed elf girl holding a gun is NOT sci-fi.
your local kyuubi
your mom is a baked potato your dad's dumb ass is asparagus and you are a god damn green bean
Your mom is a guy in a gorilla suit riding a unicycle. D:
your mom is a parasite...
YOUR MYSTIC TAN ADDICTION IS LAME. it does not look natural. you look ORANGE. you look like a big, balding ORANGE mook.
Your no-name 'project' won't and can't do shit. :) / you can't do shit :iconhurrhurrplz:
Your not old enough to be gay! / Go to your room and look at some Brittany Spears porn!
Your not the only one! I'm a over grown owl myself! ;)
Your opinion sounds like an essay topic.
your Opinion sucks FURSONAS FTW
Your penis/breasts aren't big enough, here take this pill!
Your pet rock snaps at you.
Your Pets Will Not Be Flagged For Removal By Jesus During the Rapture
Your phone bill is delivered in a box
your poop looks like ida amin and you smell like fish. bam! and don't even bother giving me a critique cause there is no way you can top mine.!
Your precious garlic
YOUR RESUME WAS SELECTED AS BEING HIGHLY QUALIFIED, BUT THIS IS NOT SPAM!
your sativa, sir
Your scene drove me to hate art [RANT WARNING]
your sexlife and bodyparts. they're AWSUM, k? Now GTFO
Your shit stink clung to my skin and clothes and skin and made me nauseous for and hour.
Your spouse says communication is important in a marriage, so you buy another computer and install another phone line so that the two of you can chat
Your sterile vocabulary not withstanding, a blastocyst, zygote, embryo, or fetus is still a human life no matter what you may call it.
The first step towards mass murder is to take away one's identity as a human. We've seen the same thing during the Holocaust and countless other genocides across the world. Millions of humans reduced to the status of animals.
And you want to know how you get people? THEY HAVE KIDS WHO REPLACE THEM!!!
So far we've killed off an entire genreation!
As terrible as Hitler was he's got nothing on us.
America deserves far worse than any Nazi and now we're getting it.
Your stretchy title is wider than your ass. OH YES, I WENT THERE!
Your </ sub> things are borked... so your post shrinks off into infinity :o
Your way (blind faith/denial) is equally designed to keep you from it. Bat phone.
Your website is bad and you should feel bad. / SEACREST OUT
Your wife drapes a wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like
Your wife wants you to promise you'll give up drinking...and you agree
You scream "I've got a knife!" to people at your family reunion.
You seem underage for a stupid faggotheaded fanbrat.
You sexy beotch ... I hear gossip that all the cashiers at Costco stalk you too! :rofl:
You should add like "WARNING - ANY AND ALL GREY-AREA SUBJECTS WILL RESULT IN A FLAME WAR"
“you should be the bigger person” absolutely not. i’m cursing his entire bloodline.
you should go to the military and tell the soldiers who are severly injured how hardcore you are.
You should have been aborted. / And you have no right to dictate anyone elses, asshole. c:
You should never call anyone a slut! IT IS NOT SOMETHING TO JOKE ABOUT!
You should quit being fucking crazy nutso instead of, well, posting here. I mean, seriously, fluoridation?
You should 'study' them a little more then because humans don't have 'DO NOT EAT' sings flashing above our heads like you seem to think. Wolves can attack unprovoked like any other apex predator.
You Sick Bastard, This Time You've Gone Too Far.
you silly necropheliac
You sir, are a god. / *bows and mumbles words of worship* / Oh mighty lord faceplam, instill unto me you sweaty palm of blessing! In the name of the father, forehead, and the sweaty palm...
You sir are and idiot. Gtfo.
YOU SIR ARE A PUSSY
You sir, or madam, are now a contagious disease. Your only mission is to bring misery to people. You're a one of a kind disease. So, what do you do? :B And what would you call yourself?
You slipped in the snow and screamed "I think I broke my fuckin ass" and then you threw up on yourself.
YOU SON OF A BITCH GET OFF MY FORUM
You spell twat right, but not arse?
YOU SPREAD YOUR LEGS AND TOOK A MAN-MUSTARD INJECTION...
You start introducing yourself as "lord at pacbell dot net"
You start tilting your head sideways whenever you smile :)
You still mad, Butthirtes? / Damn, man, learn to let shit go.
You Stupid Brain! You're Turning Me Into A Hypochondriac!
you suck giant elephant seals testicles and eat cock meat sandwiches for breakfast dinner and lunch! From your mom.
You tell the cab driver you live at http://123.elm.street/house/bluetrim.html
You tell the kids they can't use the computer because "Daddy's got work to do" and you don't have a job
You then will ask, if I came up with this, how come I can't bend spoons with a thought.
You try busting your BEHIND off every day at WAL-MART, pushing carts in the SCORCHING SUN and listening to old ladies argue over fabric sizes and THEN TELL ME ABOUT A HARD DAY AT WORK.
You try to phone a friend by dialing your wife's birth control pill case
you two bastards hopping around in it like two fatties at an all you can eat buffet.
"you understand" is a common phrase exchanged between perverts
you've gone from amusing to watch to just blatantly annoying. blocked!
You've got to be fucking kidding me. This is getting retarded.
You wake up suddenly feeling really horny after a really sexy dream with that boy/girl you've been wanting to "cuddle up" to for years. You go to slip your hand between your legs BUT OH MY GOD THERE'S A CHASTITY BELT IN THE WAY!!! How do you solve this predicament?
- you want a one-night stand? / - you want a long-term relationship? / - you want a short-term relationship? / - you want more thighbones in the freezer at home? / choose your approach accordingly
You want be dissippointed.
YOU WANTED TO INCREASE YOUR NUMBER OF FORUM POSTS REALLY FAST? Would you feel bad about it afterwards? What do you want right now?
You want fries with that?
You were green and inflated with air. You were about 50 feet tall and there were approximately 20 people holding you down with rope. I think we caught eyes as you passed - then you turned the corner and were gone. I'll never forget you.
You were owned by ^Zurich
You were the one who used the word "immense".
YOU WILL BURN IN HELLFIRE ETERNAL FOR POSTING THAT!!
you will roll out a long piece of clay and curl it up into the shape a snail.
YOU WILL TRADE THE PHEROMONES FOR A SINGLE GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL FILLED WITH A FREE THIRTY-DAY SUPPLY, WHICH WILL ENLARGE YOUR PACKAGE EVEN FURTHER.
YOU WILL USE THE AUCTION SITE TO FIRE YOUR BOSS AND CLAIM YOUR PORTABLE DVD PLAYER FROM THE SECRET ANTI-WRINKLE AGENT.
You, with the bot... have you ever kissed a woman?
you wou.ldnnt download a billion years of pain demons
you wouldnt download a car
yo YO WHAT IF you put a dildo on a toy racecar and raced it through the wake at your dad's funeral until the batteries ran out
<YuFFie> SO U HACKING ME THEN HUH
<YuFFie> WElL I GOT NEWS FOR U MISTER I GOT MORE FIREWALL POWERS NOW SO IM SECURE AND IM USING WINDOWS 98 SO IM REALLY SECURE FROM HACKERS LIKE YOU SO YOU BETTA JUST GIVE UP CUZ U GOT NO HOPE MISTER.
* YuFFie (~mirc@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) Quit (Quit: Owned.)
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<YuFFie> HELP MY MOUSE IS MOVING BY IT SELF
yum plagarism goodness
yungfudrummer: this is a useless convorsations
yungfudrummer: this is a useless convorsations
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Good, I'm glad you're finally admitting you don't care about women.
yuo have too lvoe wlofs or thel kill u im ther pakc leedr.
Yup. But yet some report troll comes along and BAM one hour later my Pokemon picture of a Clefable with an erect penis is gone but the report troll can keep their image up of a toon masterbating with her hand in her panties. Mhmmm... sure.
Yup, completely serious :) It is quite funny, but when someone first came up to me asking if I had any idea what "Exploding Snape" was, I was just "wtf"?! :o You can't be serious!
Yup, I forgot my password. / And didn't have the will to keep the name anyway. / For the record. I am FuzzyPinkRaptor. / I am still pink. / Not very Fuzzy mind you. / And still a utahraptor. / I just want to make all well aware. / And oh, I missed ya'll too.
Yup once i eat a meal i can go on without food for weeks.
Yup. They also invented special knee pads for babies learning to crawl. Just what are the babies crawling through? Burning coals? Lava?
<Yuri> heh damn man
<Yuri> 93.1mb
<Yuri> this is the mightiest log i've ever posessed
<xerDM> heheh
<Yuri> this is a sociology report waiting to happen
<Yuri> heh
<xerDM> hehe
<Yuri> and excellent fodder for legal lawsuits from assorted companies wanting to protect their intellectual property...
* Yuri find/replace warez|iso|bin|nrg|ccd/fluffy bunnies
<Dorn> aha
<xerDM> haha
<Yuri> "wow these guys LOVE bunnies!"
<Yuri> "yeah they share em too!"
<Dorn> course
<Yuri> "over the INTERNET! to FTPS!"
<Yuri> "aww bunny videos!"
<Yuri> hot rodent on rodent action
<Dorn> you'd get stuff like "Man sitting on that desert island sure made me feel fluffy bunnieslated"
<Dorn> :E