<0dan0> and I am simulating california in my own room
<0dan0> I have the humidifier going onto my heater, creating a warm front
<0dan0> then the window is opening letting in the cold dry air, creating a cold front
<0dan0> soon there will be precipitation as the warm air mass is forced to rise by the denser cold air
<0dan0> and my room will be a tropical rainforest
<cran> or it will be a room full of tepid air and one dumb homo
100000 asteroids hitting you in the head
100000 asteroids hitting you in the head
Okay..... so?
Just fucking deal with it alright
<{1000101}> America Jr my ass
<{1000101}> Canada is like We Hate God Damn Iggerent Yank Land
<_seph> you assume th atall of america is either stupid ignant countryfolk, or rapper wannabes
<{1000101}> We have everything the US has, execpt we did it right
<_seph> i despise both people
<_seph> yes i always wanted to go to canada to live
<{1000101}> No, I assume that all of the US a) thinks that
*they* are America and b) are iggerent.
1010011010 = Binary of the Beast
10-100 = Robocop on duty
10-200 = Robocop is comming to help you
10-300 = BoB the BloB on duty
10-400 = BoB the BloB is comming to help you
10-500 = World War III, send Robocop and BoB the BloB for help
101. Live in a van, DOWN BY THE RIVER!
10 - Fallout 3 I just farted a lugnugget.
10 reasons why you shouldn't take shrooms & wear adult diapers
10 year old viewers: (are 10 years old)
117. Go to the zoo and demand that you get free food and shelter.
11. And, if all else fails, remember that you can always fall back on the
favorite defense of Soc.women: "Who cares what YOU think -- this
is Soc.WOMEN!". Add "DAMMIT!" for effect.
18. Should you post something exceedingly stupid and later regret it, don't
worry. You needn't cancel the article. That only shows what a wimp
you really are. Deny that you ever sent it. "It must be a
forgery!" (Yea, that's the ticket, it's a forgery!) "Someone broke
into my account and sent it!" "It's that damn backbone cabal out to
get me!" Take your pick, they've all been used before. -- "The USENET Guide to Power Posting", Hal Singer, 1988
12-2am lasts 15 minutes if you aren't careful
-- 12:30:43 am <bettingonalice02> OH GAWD!!! Midli, is you're avi a penis with a pimphat!?!?!?!?!?!? 12:30:51 am <Midli> bettingonalice02: NO
12-gauge shotguns are not to be used one-handed
14,000 americans die from diarrhea every year and everybody thinks its kinda funny at the funeral
14 years later and this still holds true. Damn…
18 year old seeks partners in crime for bank roberies and illegal music download scams. Murder for hire is optional. No experience needed. No tards, must be able to drive a van and must be puntual.
1956 is going to be my year.
1960's Farting Couch
1962 Lincoln Continental with suicide doors. I promise, one day you will be the most beautiful thing to ever touch pavement.
1971 will be my year
1. A Number of Microphones in my pants
1. Big room for party 2. Our mascots (fella, llama) 3. Big Caek 4. Many people 5. Music 6. Contests 7. Presents 8. Big chatroom for who can't see what we're doing in chatroom 9. and also webcam :giggle: 10. Birthday costumes 11. Balloons 12. Artwork!! :heart:
1. Don't beat yourself up over the things that don't matter. 2. Do what is necessary, but also do what you love. 3. For God's sake, don't eat fried cheese.
1) Dress in black suit / 2) Get Bible / 3) Go door to door trying to find someone who will listen to you / 4) Make them feel guilty for any sin they've done in their life. / 5) Take their soul / 6)....wait, we're talking about converting non furs....
1. Gasp for air. 2. Make out will. 3. Say farewell. 4. Close eyes. 5. Set off bomb. Okay, so maybe my last moments won't be QUITE like that...
1) I'm not nice, I'm right. / 1. No wonder people don't like many Catholics, they re self righteous. / 1) And people don't like you lot because you're ignorant to just about everything under the Sun.
1 ingredient poop taco
1. It was boring. 2. Not enough Vikings. 3. Because you should do your own bloody homework.
1.jumped off my house... into an evergreen tree.I broke branches all the way down / 2.drank ALOT of alchohol and put a lighter up to my urine stream. / 3.lit a fart on fire.
1. Kill annoying people 2. Wear a cup at all times 3. Ignore hobos
1 question what the fuck happened
1. Set timer on plastic explosives / 2. Use "Steal" to plant them in their inventory / 3. ??? / 4. PROFIT.
1. Sexy Katy Perry 2. Bumpy The roads in Tacoma WA 3. Purple eggplant 5. Hairy me 6. Groggy me in the morning
1 TWIN BED, 1 TWIN BED BOXSPRING, 1 METAL ROLLY BOTTOM THINGIE-Perfect for midget orgies or old-fashioned sleeping.
1 X Chocolate bar. (It has to be smushable.) / Smash the bar to bits in the wrapper. Put tea bag into cup. Pour in smushed up bar. Make tea the normal way from here out. / It's good. / Thats why I like tea.
$200 no lowballs no negotiation i know what i have
2012 is a pile of poop that people eat. :eatshit: like jimmy here.
2012 Kia Sorento EX with the soul of a Ferrari and built by craftsmen
20, Female dragon seeks a young plump bunny, Deer, squirl, chicken, turky, or beef... I mean cow... / *Lights her BBQ*
20 lbs of FREE BACON
2nd anual global orgasm day dec 21 22
2. Politics in America will soon be like Afghanistan. What does that even mean?!
2. READ. You aren't going to learn to be a good killer by watching Cheetoos commercials on the boob tube. Go to the library or your local bookstore. You will find good tidbits in the true crime section.
2 walking in a forest, theres a horse, go to horse, put ip my items bar, feed horse apple, dunnenly i am under the horse and its trying to take me.
2x stronger than normal lightning + applies wolf effect
2 year old smokes 40 cigarettes a day
34 year old has three-way with baby and dog
37 fun things to do in wal mart
3allthingsanime222: What crap, I don't smell anything. Just glad your not here otherwise it would really smell like crap.
paramoreSUCKS: cute. are you done now?
3allthingsanime222: Why thank you I always knew I was cute. Done with what?
3 cookies deep and it all starts to make sense
3.DO NOT STAND BY A TRASH CAN ON FRIDAYS!!!!!(freshman fridays, the term freshman= fresh meat)
3DS found with erosion and barnacles found while diving
$200 no lowballs no negotiation i know what i have
3gb .tif of mars downloading
3gb .tif of mars downloading hungwy
3. HOLY HAND-GRENADE OF ANTIOCH. See Book of Armaments 2:9-21 ?
3-NEVER, EVER, TRY TO GET A FREE DRINK BY ROCKING THE MACHINE.
Do not ignore this piece of advice! Attempting to obtain a free
drink by rocking the machine back and forth can result in serious
personal injury or death! An article in the Journal of the
American Medical Association (Nov. 11, 1988, p. 2697) documents 15
cases in which men trying to get a can out of the machine were
crushed. 3 died, the other 12 required hospitalization for
injuries such as fractures of the skull, toe, ankle, tibia, femur,
and pelvis; intercerebral bleeding; knee contusion; and one
punctured bladder. [...] I strongly advocate
the policy whereby all Juice Machines must display the label
"WARNING: Tipping this machine or any other unstable object
weighing in excess of 1000 pounds onto yourself can result in
serious bladder injury or death." -- from a 1993 Usenet thread titled "Mystery of the killer towels"
3 things? hmm > Create more options in subscriptions > Make -moving- llama badges where it will sit on the X button
3 words: brain eating amoebas
4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy
46. Set yourself on fire to protest fursecution, XTREME STYLE!!!!
47 bluetooth devices in my bedroom fighting for who gets to mind control me while I sleep
47 bubbles in my bath account
4. In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
50 Year Old Man Tracks Down 12 Year Old Cyberbully And Kills Him With Whip "...And That's The Last Neopets Funeral U Will Ever Interrupt"
5 FREE slices of cheese pizza (GONE)
5 hot dogs bro. a DAY bro.
5 ibuprofen 2 garlic
$5 is a small animal
5-Year-Old Kills 2-Year-Old with "kid" rifle... can we have some sanity now?
6:30am 16oz can Monster Lo-Carb (blue can)
7:30am 44oz Fountain Diet Mt. Dew (Speedy Rewards, yeah!)
9:30am 44oz Fountain Diet Pepsi (All work carries)
12:00pm 44oz Fountain Diet Pepse (See previous)
2:00pm 20oz Diet Mt. Dew (vending machine, cafeteria closes @ 1)
3:45pm 44oz Fountain Diet Mt. Dew (Speedy Rewards for the road, yeah!)
6:00pm 16oz can Monster Lo-Carb w/dinner
6:30pm - bedtime - various glasses of caffeinated drinks as thirst arises.
$646.66 = Next week's Walmart price of the Beast
$656.66 = Walmart price of the Beast
660 = Approximate number of the Beast
$665.95 = Retail price of the Beast
666.0000 = Number of the High Precision Beast
666 = Oven temperature for roast Beast
$699.25 = Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax
6 cars with split ac systems. they dont blow the same temp on both sides. you will never get your side of the car to be a different temp then your passanger, your in the same box of air that they are in!!! its pointless!!!
6 months of work, destroyed.
70 YRS AGO TODAY, HITLER AND STALIN BOMBED PEARL HARBOR. MAKE SURE TO KNOW UR HISTORY & PAY RESPECTS, OTHERWISE END UP LIKE HITLER & STALIN.
71, but I'm not counting.
$769.95 = Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul
7) The Hand of Death in my pants. :shock:
8/10, would Five Guys her again.
87: Speak in front of Congress.
90% of hypochondriacs quit just before they die of disease
99.9% of fanfics are shit in and out of DA
9 billion hours in kid pix
9th dimensional plane: God. Refered to by many, but understood by few.